Another perfect thumbnail. Also for the 0 IQ people out there who claims I now censor swear words. I've been censoring the first 30 seconds of any video for the past 2-3 months now. The rest of the video literally still has all the stuff in it.
@@lecourtisan4554 It pretty much did. Iirc the French were occupied by USA and UK before an official surrender by Germany, and those in USA-occupied areas basically hated the Americans for treating them so badly.
Considering their government... it feels like proper description of events. Just like the French they had good soldiers, good navy, good equipment and politicians who fucked it all up.
USA: "Hey France, you know how you almost bankrupted yourself getting us our independance from the Brits?" France: ".....Oui?" USA: "Yeaaaaah.....thats what we call a rookie move, we're taking southern and central France"
They didn't do it for us, they did it because they were petty and hated Britain. They lost maybe a couple thousand men, we lost hundreds of thousands of men liberating France twice over.
"Hey, France, so we protected you from the Germans" "Mmhmm" "And we spent a lot of bombs and arms fighting them, as well as a lot of good men" "Oui" "So maybe you could.... You know..." "What?" "....pay us back?" "....non" *Insert "DOH NOO" here* Edit: Holy shit this almost got as many likes as Bo's pinned.
US: *gives guns to France and tells them they'll have to pay them back when the war is over* France: *agrees* *Couple years later...War ends, Allies win, the treaty is being signed* US: Ah yes, time for that "repayment"! *takes Vichy France(territory)*
Here is why bokoen s games are so much fun: THE MAJOR PLAYERS DO NOT LEAVE! Every fu..ing time I have a big round the major players from one side leave after the other side has a small advantage!
In reality the US president at the time wanted to treat France as an enemy state and take their territory like they did to the Germans. The UK prime minister convinced him not to do so.
Hey Bo, what's the mod you're using for better portraits, slightly better map and just better graphics? Just curious, it looks really nice! Edit: Nevermind, saw description...
I see college is a man of evenicle very culture indeed the mere mention of that game definitely didnt give me flashbacks or anything also i definitely suggest watching sseths video on it
boken UK: do you remember, when we had to liberate your country and you got occupied by the traitor US? france: do you remember, when we basicly saved your fleet near gibralta with oil? boken UK: not that i used it against the japanese anyway.
Another perfect thumbnail. Also for the 0 IQ people out there who claims I now censor swear words. I've been censoring the first 30 seconds of any video for the past 2-3 months now. The rest of the video literally still has all the stuff in it.
Bokoen1 ikr
Ikr
Bokoen1 nicotine
Bokoen1 perfect just like you 🥰
That thiccc us country ball
France: We’re finally free!
USA: Well yes, but actually no
consider it... under new management
*_well no but actually no_*
To think this nearly happened in real life.
Isn't this karma for the American for what they did in the Independent war?
@@lecourtisan4554 It pretty much did. Iirc the French were occupied by USA and UK before an official surrender by Germany, and those in USA-occupied areas basically hated the Americans for treating them so badly.
That's why you gotta read the contract for your lend-lease.
Charles de Gaulle: Wait why does it say you want to enslave 30% of my people and occupy half my country?
FDR: :trollface:
Me: about to sleep
Bokoen1: uploads hoi4 mp in a nutshell
Me: sleeps anyway because it’s not a full episode
Me: What’s the time zone in Denmark
Isorrow: What’s Denmark
yes
So when are you doing another Equestria at War mod episode for Hoi4?
Yo wtf is Belgium isn't that just north western germany
U1_GlitchyFN I thought denmark didn’t exist
US: I am altering the deal, pray I don't alter it any further.
France: this deal is getting worse all the time!
Furthermore, I wish you to wear this dress and bonnet. I have altered the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further.
@@EnderMan59 Here is a unicycle. You will ride it wherever you go. I have altered the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further.
ObadiahtheSlim THIS DEAL IS... actually pretty fair...
I Understood That Reference😎
*Proceeds To Puppet France*
I love the famous Italian leader Chaos and Confusion
Considering their government... it feels like proper description of events. Just like the French they had good soldiers, good navy, good equipment and politicians who fucked it all up.
Rumor has it he still rules the country to this day.
@@Flight_of_Icarus I heard he also started to secretly rule UK
Mr Mister
Well that has to be the worst kept secret if I have ever heard one.
@GenericGamer no.227 army=/=industry=/=government=/=army
3:50 wouldn't be a Bokoen1 video without a speech bubble not setup correctly
I should probably start proof watching videos lmao
@@Bokoen1 dont
Do
Bokoen1 it’s a tradition
Bokoen's fleet: It's okay sir, we're just ships, we're expendable.
Peef's lend lease: Not to me
I swear to god It's not the first time I see you here
Is this, _is this a clone wars reference I see?_
@@pierresihite8854 No shit
Peef Is Plo Koon
"I need 200 horses"
America: *Sure we'll just load them on the nearest Battleship estimated delivery 31 days*
Chaos and Confusion was always Italy's greatest leader.
He was better than mussolini
At least the divisions were empowered by Anarchy
The French player actually sounded pretty chill in this video, it was quite nice to hear someone not screeching the whole time :)
yessssssss
France: You have freed us!
USA: Oh I wouldn't say freed, more like under new management!
Megamind?
You were ahead of the times my man.
concentration camps? nah we got sobriety camps
USA: "Hey France, you know how you almost bankrupted yourself getting us our independance from the Brits?"
France: ".....Oui?"
USA: "Yeaaaaah.....thats what we call a rookie move, we're taking southern and central France"
France ....*insert Doh Noooo here*
They didn't do it for us, they did it because they were petty and hated Britain. They lost maybe a couple thousand men, we lost hundreds of thousands of men liberating France twice over.
@@Cynderfan35 That upset America, who punished them severely.
*Allies get foothold in Italy*
-Italy responds in a calm and collected manor-
New Italian Leader: *CHAOS AND CONFUSION*
France: My people !!!
USA: I think you mean "MY PEOPLE"
Boston Hunter perfect comment
Soviets: NO OUR PEOPLE
5:38
When Italy gets taken over by a lovecraftian elder god
Fascism is a hell of a drug
They're efficiency would probably jump by 1 million percent
UK: Invasion of Gibraltar
Spain: Am I a joke to you
France: "At last the Germans are no more."
USA: "Not if anything to say about it, i have!"
President Yoda, 1945
*Direct rule from Washington*
DOWN WITH THE NAZIS!
UP WITH THE STARS!
i mean, i'm still convinced US ruled Europe would be better than a EU europe. the EU is a goddamn mess.
"France had to pay a high price for freedom"
USA: *oil*
Avery the Cuban-American You’re everywhere!
So was this a practice run for the Team America Achievement where you nuke occupied Paris?
Wait is that a actual ingame acheivement?
@@flamingrubys11 yes. It's called Team America.
@@josephcola9662 oh my fucking god it is
That's amazing. Paradox, *what the fuck? XD*
@@KingDerpy13 well america did nuke moscow in one game, maybe paris in the future ~
US be like “The French are being oppressed but we can help! How? BECAUSE CHARRED SKELETONS CAN’T BE OPPRESSED”
US: *Death before subjugation*
The american just fly in and bombed europe so hard that göring got depression and killed himself
Edit:jesus alredy 600 likes chill
I love how they added ck2 mechanics in hoi4
You mean Meyer?
« No ally plane can reach the ruhr. I an ally plane manages to reach the ruhr, i am no longer göring, you call me Hermann Meyer » -Hermann Meyer
Iwo Jima Recaptured and France “Liberated”...Nice Combination
France: Thanks for the help America, is there any way we can repay you?
America:.....take off your pants
"And you need to create an anime called Girls & Panzer"
"I'll definitely create a game called evenicle tho"
Amazing
I remember this clause in the Potsdam Declaration
I just love how much of a meme taking Iwo Jima has become off of one game. Still gets me every time
*Mussolini gets ousted*
_New Italian leader: chaus and confusion_
Litteraly every post-war Italian government:
*HOLD MY SPAGHETT*
"Hey, France, so we protected you from the Germans"
"Mmhmm"
"And we spent a lot of bombs and arms fighting them, as well as a lot of good men"
"Oui"
"So maybe you could.... You know..."
"What?"
"....pay us back?"
"....non"
*Insert "DOH NOO" here*
Edit: Holy shit this almost got as many likes as Bo's pinned.
America starts getting weird Deja Vu
Ahhhh revenge is best served a few centuries late...
Barnaby Duggan we thought you forgot about that...
Oversimplified is god
Gonna dislike cause you asked for a heart lel.
French: Yes we are free
America: I wouldn't say free, more like under new management
I'll create a game called "Evenicle" though. Truly a man of exquisite taste.
Evenicle 2 when
Icarus Thorn can’t wait for the English localization
@@GoldenSpatulas If what you told me was true you will have gained my trust, and a free trip to Siberia.
Hey hey people
Evenicle is cursed
Ramius #1 btw
America in thumbnail: ENLARGE
Peef: Exists
Censorship: Allow us to introduce ourselves.
US: *gives guns to France and tells them they'll have to pay them back when the war is over*
France: *agrees*
*Couple years later...War ends, Allies win, the treaty is being signed*
US: Ah yes, time for that "repayment"! *takes Vichy France(territory)*
How is it that even after 100+ of these videos they’re still so entertaining
France: "You saved us!"
America: "Oh no, more like under new management."
yes
yes
Here is why bokoen s games are so much fun: THE MAJOR PLAYERS DO NOT LEAVE!
Every fu..ing time I have a big round the major players from one side leave after the other side has a small advantage!
Last time I was this early was for the boys in Kiev!
1 minute ago, hot dang!
Joseph Cola I still remember Dressel being encircled By the Czech IA...Those moments are unforgivable
im still writin a book on it
@@autogaming8324 Looking forward to it
Tripper Aka Auto I’ll take your entire stock
Girsl Und Panzer: Refused
Bo: Now, Mr. Roosvelt, remember about that Manhattan project thing?
"How dare you do the optimal strategy to win!"
Hungary
2:24 The real reason America and France are allies
France: Thank you, you've freed us!
USA: I wouldn't say "freed", more like "under new management"
When College took back Iwo Jima, it made me want to watch hentai.
In reality the US president at the time wanted to treat France as an enemy state and take their territory like they did to the Germans. The UK prime minister convinced him not to do so.
America: *helps*
France: My God, Thank you! How can we ever repay?
America: Hmmmm
"I'm leaving Now"-'George S. Patton' on D-Day, 9 Nov, 1943
So Hoi4 Equestria at War mod MP in a nutshell video when?
I'm still waiting for the Kaiserreich gameplay.
*Sicily falls*
Mussolini: Time to abandon ship
That on-time "Dieppe will be mine!" then "Yes sir!"
9:22 this truly is a free france
US: *Takes iwo jima
Japan: surrender
1:57 *the deep hum of b17 engines slowly gets loader and louder*
The price for freedom:
Bo's sanity
(Whatever's left of it)
France: You freed us!
USA: I wouldn’t say freed, more like under new management.
France: We’re finally free!
USA: Oh I wouldn't say 'Freed', more like Under new Management
Me: *Tries to go sleep early*
Bokoen: imma need u shut dat bullshit up chief
No need to sleep if I can watch this.
God... every time I look at this thumbnail... it’s just so perfect for some reason
“I’ll create a video game called evenicle though”
Underated joke! XD
This is a classic episode for me. Has everything.
USA: It's over Japan I have the high ground!
Japan: You underestimate my power!
USA: Don't try it!
Japan: BANZAI!!!!
“I’ll create a video game called evenicle” ah yes a man of culture
Literally the US did what it wanted to do in real life and occupied France
*When you're so early the speech bubbles aren't working.*
3:50
"I'll create a videos game called Evenicle,though" Ah i see that Japan is a Man of culture as well :p
3:20
>sails into western Mediterranean
>destroys half the Italian navy
>refuses to elaborate
finally a Hoi4 nutshell video where there is hardly any yelling.
People in Vichy France be like: "You have liberated us!"
USA: "More like under new management.
The Price of freedom is what Stalin said to all the country's he liberated and made communist.
'Freedom isn't free, it takes folks like you and me'
Peef's a goddamned treasure.
You know the episode is gonna be good when one countryball is really stretched
I heard clapped more times in this video than all of 2018
Holy crap, that bit with the lend-lease at the beginning was funny
French occupation of the Ruhr superseded by the American occupation of Southern France
The italian navy may have been expecting submarine raiders, maybe a heavy cruiser or two... BUT NOT THE HOME FLEET
5:54 its blaskowitz!?!?!
French people: Master America, there are too many of them! What are we going to do?
dramatic music
America: "Ignites B-17s."
USA: Attention Wal-Mart shoppers, the arsenal of Democracy is now available on isle 4.
UK: Do you take American Express?
*(Lend Lease Intensifies)*
Boy oh boy
The pride of freedom is steep
Japan: "I'll create a man called Evenicle if you white peace"
A fellow man of culture I see!
Manifest Destinying in the wrong direction
Freedom ain't free, pay up or sever your sentance.
New rule for Hoi 4:
Whoever is playing USA is not allowed bombing anyone.
Especially Swimmy! Bombers are now forbidden!
France: dies both ways.
America: its free real estate
The end there is literally "NOOO MY PEOPLE" and the us is just like "*OUR PEOPLE*"
8:49 ah I see college is also a man of culture
First nutshell episode that I watched the twitch stream of
Hey Bo, what's the mod you're using for better portraits, slightly better map and just better graphics? Just curious, it looks really nice!
Edit: Nevermind, saw description...
Japan lost control of Iwo Jima and lost control of it's chat-bubble text
I can imagine American gulags in France for 20 years afterwards and America saying, “ I still need those guns.”
France: holy shit we’re free!
USA:
not free, more like *under new management*
I'm hearing the sound of FREEDOM
Yay, the country-thing-a-ma-bobs are back!
I see college is a man of evenicle very culture indeed the mere mention of that game definitely didnt give me flashbacks or anything also i definitely suggest watching sseths video on it
boken UK: do you remember, when we had to liberate your country and you got occupied by the traitor US?
france: do you remember, when we basicly saved your fleet near gibralta with oil?
boken UK: not that i used it against the japanese anyway.
when you dont read the fine print on a contract
WW2: | |
WW2 if Belgium let France build some fucking forts: | |
That thumbnail shows freedom at its finest!
Vichy France: Exists
America: It’s free real estate