Jesse Ventura Funny Moments

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  • Опубліковано 4 жов 2024
  • The funniest moments of Jesse "The Body" Ventura.

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  • @Who56211
    @Who56211 7 років тому +384

    How bout this guy for president? He actually tells the truth, and doesn't talk like a robotic politician.

    • @theindivisible
      @theindivisible 6 років тому +41

      He's a constitutionalist and not loyal to one party. Anti-establishment. The only social services he is for is military, police, firefighters, EMS & healthcare, and education. I'd vote for him

    • @lorenreece1665
      @lorenreece1665 6 років тому +22

      I think he would do ok as President. If Trump could do it, Jesse could certainly do it.

    • @richpanini5295
      @richpanini5295 5 років тому

      @@theindivisible military?

    • @JedmcCj-uq5dw
      @JedmcCj-uq5dw 5 років тому +4

      That's what people thought about trump that's why he won. Too bad he was just as full of shit as any politician.

    • @garrettnadeau2255
      @garrettnadeau2255 5 років тому

      LOREN Reece except trump can’t

  • @TheFailedmessiah
    @TheFailedmessiah 5 років тому +96

    Will Sasso does a perfect impression.

    • @liamjones9115
      @liamjones9115 3 роки тому

      THE VIETNAM WAR NEVER STARTED!
      YOU'D BE THUMBING YOUR ASS FOR SURE!

    • @neighborhoodmusicsnob5517
      @neighborhoodmusicsnob5517 3 роки тому +1

      So does James Adomian

    • @hammurds
      @hammurds Рік тому +3

      Will’s impression has aged like fine wine. It just keeps getting better

    • @thygreatmark
      @thygreatmark 2 місяці тому

      Lmao yes

    • @vinnyv3gas
      @vinnyv3gas Місяць тому +1

      I’m living down in the Baja

  • @carmenzena6844
    @carmenzena6844 3 роки тому +42

    I just cannot get enough of this man I absolutely love him

  • @TheFailedmessiah
    @TheFailedmessiah Рік тому +23

    When he has the shaved head he loves sharp. When he has the long hair skullet he looks insane and I love the insane look.

    • @tannermcguire7713
      @tannermcguire7713 7 місяців тому

      I have a thick full head of hair but I love the old greasy gray skullet look

  • @johnnyaceadams7694
    @johnnyaceadams7694 7 років тому +152

    #JesseVenturaforpresident2020

    • @MattSingh1
      @MattSingh1 7 років тому

      Ventura is a truther crackpot.

    • @elgerio3490
      @elgerio3490 6 років тому

      Johnny Ace Adams I'm voting

    • @cmdrw9855
      @cmdrw9855 5 років тому +2

      #JesseVenturaforTalesFromTheCrypt

    • @volvoplz9209
      @volvoplz9209 5 років тому

      @@radioman6489 He'll be in his 70's. 2020 or never.

    • @jeffreydouglas-stacy4253
      @jeffreydouglas-stacy4253 3 роки тому

      He did run... he was on the ballot of the Alaska Green Party for president.

  • @billezane8910
    @billezane8910 5 років тому +49

    He was willing to risk that to avoid going through the middle East
    Terrific

  • @GregChipelski
    @GregChipelski 5 років тому +124

    Howard Stern is a weird dude

    • @mikeschwarzenegger6950
      @mikeschwarzenegger6950 5 років тому +32

      Hes cringy for sure.

    • @thepainkiller4939
      @thepainkiller4939 5 років тому +28

      He's just past his time. His type of humor isn't shocking anymore, and that's all it had. Shock value.

    • @sngmnh
      @sngmnh 5 років тому +11

      bro he had a smallest penis competition on his show. wtf do you think he's like

    • @Nickcave1994
      @Nickcave1994 4 роки тому +3

      @@sngmnh yeah that was weird

    • @akuma4u
      @akuma4u 3 роки тому +5

      Hes a lowlife that uses shock to make $$$

  • @tyronerautahi7354
    @tyronerautahi7354 6 років тому +99

    A true patriot and stand up man

    • @mattmattix2598
      @mattmattix2598 3 роки тому

      He is not. He needs help.

    • @iwheezy5037
      @iwheezy5037 3 роки тому +1

      @@mattmattix2598 why's that? Give me facts

    • @ayeayelolololol5118
      @ayeayelolololol5118 3 роки тому

      @@mattmattix2598 🤡🤡🤡

    • @CamNuggets
      @CamNuggets 5 місяців тому +3

      @@iwheezy5037well why don’t you tell me, since ur such a patriot

    • @ashcrimson5148
      @ashcrimson5148 21 день тому +1

      @@mattmattix2598 Well why don't tell us what a true patriot is, since you clearly are?
      Were you a fighter, a governor, or a NAVY SEAL?!! Yeah didn't think so pal!

  • @lloyd9710
    @lloyd9710 5 років тому +42

    His views on Columbus is awesome

    • @donaldjohnson4019
      @donaldjohnson4019 4 роки тому

      Impressive Why not Stay Landbound and cross the middle east to India ? Very Good Point !

    • @neighborhoodmusicsnob5517
      @neighborhoodmusicsnob5517 3 роки тому

      He's not right about any of it but it's still funny.

    • @trppstar
      @trppstar 3 місяці тому

      @@neighborhoodmusicsnob5517Columbus literally set out to find a way to India what do YOU think happened lmfao? And He definitely didn’t land on North America pal

  • @dentalfloss7523
    @dentalfloss7523 7 років тому +43

    Well why don't you tell me? - will sasso

  • @DHT845
    @DHT845 6 років тому +30

    Jesse Ventura for president

  • @Liam-fp4jq
    @Liam-fp4jq 3 роки тому +13

    A squandered American, from an Australian this guy is legit a legend and he should have run your country. He is a really good guy that truly loves his country, there can be no doubt.

    • @hammurds
      @hammurds Рік тому +4

      I’m from Minnesota. He did some really great things as governor, but he wasn’t cut out for politics. He’s got too much of a spine. He’s better on the outside

    • @nuggetstew4380
      @nuggetstew4380 3 місяці тому

      Jesse Ventura would smoke all of our presidential candidates if he ran, the only reason he doesn't is because his wife doesn't want him in politics anymore if I remember correctly.

  • @paulh7589
    @paulh7589 3 роки тому +9

    If I had 50 million dollars I wouldn't need a therapist, I would need a boat salesman!

  • @seveleleventwelve
    @seveleleventwelve 3 роки тому +20

    He's a living legend 🏆🏆🏆

  • @williamdavis600
    @williamdavis600 Рік тому +6

    Been watching wrestling since the 60s and Jesse the Body is my all time favorite. Nobody could walk it and talk it like the Body.

  • @lib556
    @lib556 6 років тому +130

    I feel I need a shower after watching the Young Turks.

    • @HeavenlyWarrior
      @HeavenlyWarrior 5 років тому +18

      I feel you. Young Turks is worse than MSM. I can't stand their shit.

    • @dennisbowen452
      @dennisbowen452 4 роки тому +1

      theyre liberal npr

    • @grapentine739
      @grapentine739 3 роки тому +1

      Ya im glad i found that out too. Jimmy dore showed me the light.

    • @brian-w
      @brian-w 6 місяців тому

      I agree with you! The head Turk has chronic diarrhea of the mouth--disgusting...

    • @stanleykendallsinvertednipple
      @stanleykendallsinvertednipple 5 місяців тому

      Should be called "the young groomers"

  • @VolumedMusicMan
    @VolumedMusicMan 3 роки тому +8

    I followed Jesse in the AWA and the WWF as a kid. Regardless of his affiliation he’s always fastening to listen to. If I ever want to hear an opinion outside the grid ( Dem or Rep) I like to listen to Jessie.

  • @phyroproductions
    @phyroproductions Місяць тому +1

    If Ventura ran for President, I wouldn't need to hear a word. HE HAS MY VOTE!

  • @nash984954
    @nash984954 5 років тому +13

    Love your Jimi Hendrix shirt Jesse FAR OUT Right on man.

  • @theoneandonlyspook1312
    @theoneandonlyspook1312 Рік тому +11

    Jesse Ventura > Joe Biden and Donald Trump combined

    • @Zer0ctopus7
      @Zer0ctopus7 4 місяці тому

      EEEEEEH, not really any Biden in there, I gotta say. Hahaha

  • @LordHeath1972
    @LordHeath1972 7 років тому +35

    If you are going to have a compilation called "Jesse Ventura Funniest Moments" then you will need to include hours and hours of quips from his color commentary when he worked with the WWF (the REAL WWF that is, the World Wrestling Federation).

    • @richardburchett
      @richardburchett 5 років тому +1

      “It looks like two carps in the Mississippi River going after the same piece of corn.”

    • @LilBitDistributist
      @LilBitDistributist 5 років тому

      mamster233 he meant real as in the wwf for wrestling and not “world wildlife fund”

  • @Rags2Riches762
    @Rags2Riches762 6 років тому +31

    DemoCRIPS and ReBLOODplicans!! Awesome!!

  • @nw8402
    @nw8402 5 років тому +4

    This is the kind of mind, man and personalty that i love! Keep it up Jesse and stay healthy brother!

  • @loggerchadwake7141
    @loggerchadwake7141 3 роки тому +4

    Like to meet Jesse, maybe go for a ride sometime. Great American. Ventura 2024!

  • @davidcunningham1863
    @davidcunningham1863 Рік тому +2

    Man some of these clips Jesse looks like Doc from back to the future..Great Scott!!!

  • @davidfranco8816
    @davidfranco8816 7 років тому +55

    loved the weed part!!!

    • @trppstar
      @trppstar 3 місяці тому

      @@Bb-pw1zimy man coke is nothing like coffee

  • @Avrielfer
    @Avrielfer 5 років тому +17

    God this guy does a great will sasso impersonation

  • @stevendern2543
    @stevendern2543 3 роки тому +3

    God damn sexual tyrannosaurus

  • @RedJester68
    @RedJester68 6 років тому +26

    0:22 That look is so bizarre for him.

  • @WaveOfTheRager
    @WaveOfTheRager 10 місяців тому +3

    So why don't you tell me.... I'm in the Baha now...

    • @malevarda
      @malevarda 10 місяців тому +2

      ...and I can hold my breath under water for 19 minutes, that's why they call me The Submarine from Bahhhhhaaaaaa

    • @JL-rh6os
      @JL-rh6os 18 днів тому

      I have 147 dogs that all know I’m the head hancho…. I can drink 147 locos

  • @daddylongleg6848
    @daddylongleg6848 7 років тому +44

    Abraham don't need no therapist

  • @rorschach5704
    @rorschach5704 3 роки тому +2

    Jesse ventura kinda looks like crypt keeper before death.

  • @jamesfisher846
    @jamesfisher846 6 років тому +2

    Jesse, you're a star

  • @johnlamarca9439
    @johnlamarca9439 7 років тому +2

    I've been trying to tell people that 4 years! Good to see someone stating it. They can work right where they are and don't have to leave their families.

  • @douglasalfseike3867
    @douglasalfseike3867 5 місяців тому +1

    Brilliant montage! Loved it.

  • @blackpage716
    @blackpage716 7 років тому +14

    They grew hemp

  • @aaronengland4431
    @aaronengland4431 6 місяців тому +1

    This guy does a great will sasso

  • @matthewr2361
    @matthewr2361 5 років тому +5

    FUBAR - Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition/Repair. Great acronym. Explains a lot with very little.

  • @ReformedOrderPart2
    @ReformedOrderPart2 5 років тому +6

    Jesse, could do ASMR while giving me the gospels of the MANY conspiracies our government is/was up to & would still be relaxed with just his voice alone. :-)

    • @williamhall4923
      @williamhall4923 5 років тому +1

      Jessie is a better comedian than 99% of the comdians.

  • @mikeches7992
    @mikeches7992 5 років тому +4

    I like This man

  • @kimberlypotts9734
    @kimberlypotts9734 7 років тому +7

    this man tell the truth and he is not a illuminati person

  • @huntermanderson6381
    @huntermanderson6381 3 роки тому +1

    I've always been a big fan. Jesse is the truth.

  • @roberthatch6153
    @roberthatch6153 Рік тому +1

    I watched this to laugh at him and I’m finding myself laughing with him.

  • @duggan32
    @duggan32 3 роки тому +3

    6'4 225.

  • @derekweinerttv4163
    @derekweinerttv4163 6 років тому +1

    Fucked up beyond all recognition

  • @sydbarrett5
    @sydbarrett5 11 місяців тому

    When Jesse was born he slapped the doctor and took a cab home.

  • @thekameleon9785
    @thekameleon9785 5 років тому +2

    Love him.

  • @xtraspecialmango
    @xtraspecialmango 5 років тому +1

    Jesse cracking up at Judas being gay cracked me up 😅

  • @8Scorpions
    @8Scorpions 3 роки тому +1

    He is one of my idols....

  • @babbyfacerevocation2740
    @babbyfacerevocation2740 4 місяці тому

    Jesse Ventura for president. Just run Jessie we will vote you in BROTHER ☺️ there's so many wrestling fans out here there's nothing more loyal ❤ then the heart of a WRESTLING FAN. We want you to run we need you to run JESSE VENTURA FOR PRESIDENT

  • @garrettjones9549
    @garrettjones9549 4 роки тому +5

    “No different than when trump said it” 👀👀 save us Jesse

  • @whateverman4945
    @whateverman4945 6 років тому +2

    he tweeted out as of may 2018, still no cell phone

  • @scottbaker7104
    @scottbaker7104 3 роки тому +1

    This man is my hero

  • @bustercherry8734
    @bustercherry8734 3 роки тому +1

    I'm with Jesse. I'll never own a cell phone either.

  • @zb3485
    @zb3485 24 дні тому +1

    this guy is COOL!

  • @BigpapamoneymanMVPtypebeat
    @BigpapamoneymanMVPtypebeat Рік тому +1

    He needs to run for president ASAP

  • @williamhall4923
    @williamhall4923 5 років тому +4

    Jessie should his own "Tonight Show". It would have independent of the major networks, because he is against both Republicans & Democratics (Pelosi is right of most Republicans) and many corporate sponsors.

  • @Rock_025
    @Rock_025 Місяць тому

    Jesse Ventura undefeated, never lost a round!!!!!!!!!!

  • @africaRBG
    @africaRBG 6 років тому +1

    Thats astounding to me!

  • @YellowKing1986
    @YellowKing1986 5 років тому +1

    Total badass...

  • @joely6699
    @joely6699 6 місяців тому

    😂, that last question right at the end and Jesse just starts cracking up. He ain't got time to bleed, he ain't got time for bullshit either.

  • @cheps5783
    @cheps5783 Рік тому

    Great American right here. I love Jesse Ventura

  • @jst2889
    @jst2889 4 роки тому +3

    Therapy for having a lot of money? Yes, actually. Imagine the pressure from old friends and distant family or even close family and Friends. The pressure to share it all can not be easy and going along with everyone’s requests will turn even a millionaire broke.

    • @leomdk939
      @leomdk939 3 роки тому +3

      Or the emptiness of realizing that all that money doesn't actually make you happy in the long term.

  • @zakkthemaniac0329
    @zakkthemaniac0329 Рік тому

    That Martha joke had me rolling lol I would choose the pot party too

  • @TheFailedmessiah
    @TheFailedmessiah Рік тому

    When he said chance of violence 50/50...chance of someone puking on you, also 50/50. Lol

  • @populist9297
    @populist9297 6 років тому +2

    Great guy

  • @Magneticitist
    @Magneticitist 6 років тому +1

    that wink lmao

  • @mhess427
    @mhess427 5 років тому +8

    ALPHA MALE!!!!

  • @lizardsboy81westcoastshawn7
    @lizardsboy81westcoastshawn7 5 років тому

    Jesse the body ventura is a fucking god

  • @HiltusenAatu
    @HiltusenAatu 5 років тому +1

    Jesse for presidentit and im from Finland! Talked with him once

  • @00Kuja00
    @00Kuja00 5 років тому +1

    Cool, I did not know the saying about water in wrestling! And yet I live by that rule myself. ^^

  • @S27-y8e
    @S27-y8e 5 років тому +2

    I feel like Jesse would be awesome to party with

    • @hammurds
      @hammurds Рік тому

      Me: come on Jesse, let’s go in this gay bar for a drink
      Jesse: ua-cam.com/video/PAr7oI8cquA/v-deo.html

  • @Fardun007
    @Fardun007 6 років тому +1

    Great man.

  • @TyDie85
    @TyDie85 6 років тому +4

    You know what....at least howard stern asks men to undress as much as he asks women lol.

  • @ericfrantzen2516
    @ericfrantzen2516 9 місяців тому

    The BODY was always my Favorite!

  • @scottdawsie9948
    @scottdawsie9948 3 роки тому +2

    Jesse is a great speaker the only issue with these type people is that they intend to answer for anything to look and sound smart, their mindset is driven to make them believe that they are correct all the time.

  • @SnuffTheBeast666
    @SnuffTheBeast666 5 років тому +1

    This is your needed president.

  • @barkeater123
    @barkeater123 4 місяці тому +1

    Hes living in the baja. Why dont you tell me.

  • @ReZnMusic
    @ReZnMusic 5 років тому +2

    He would be a great president

  • @ashcrimson5148
    @ashcrimson5148 21 день тому

    He's got a silo full of tortilla's down in the Baja!!!

  • @matthewfromthechatroom7974
    @matthewfromthechatroom7974 5 років тому +1

    I came here from the Will sasso impression!

  • @bobbyj5634
    @bobbyj5634 3 роки тому

    I love jesse!!!

  • @JedmcCj-uq5dw
    @JedmcCj-uq5dw 5 років тому

    The DaVinci part was hilarious.

  • @charliejackson2491
    @charliejackson2491 4 місяці тому

    “If you had 50 million dollars would you need to see a therapist?”
    Yes Jesse, probably even more than I do now.

  • @sratus
    @sratus 6 років тому +1

    I'VE GOT THE DAWWWWWWKKKKKKKKKYAAAAAMENNNNNTTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSS

  • @exbronco1980
    @exbronco1980 5 років тому +2

    smart people in the late 1400s knew the earth was a sphere.

    • @gnickthegnome1981
      @gnickthegnome1981 5 років тому

      What smart people know never REALLY defines what the mass of a population believes.

  • @OeraliusTarth
    @OeraliusTarth Рік тому

    Hailing from Bajasota...weighing in at 250 lbs.....JESSE THE BAJA VENNISOTA!!!

  • @janetairlines1351
    @janetairlines1351 7 років тому +11

    16:30 haha

    • @canis582
      @canis582 7 років тому

      Anonymous Anonymous Ghtugtnh. You.

  • @shanebeamer1745
    @shanebeamer1745 Рік тому +2

    I have over 85 wild dogs

  • @ontargetthomunclesam3926
    @ontargetthomunclesam3926 6 років тому +1

    Jesse in 2020

  • @theintroverse1905
    @theintroverse1905 4 роки тому +1

    Jesse Ventura should had played Steve Buscemi's partner in Fargo, would had been so different lol

  • @bradmuehlenbein
    @bradmuehlenbein 4 місяці тому

    No you started walking down dark alleys again because no one wanted to mess with The Poo Man Chu

  • @ProtonHelixNegatronOscar
    @ProtonHelixNegatronOscar 5 років тому

    Now that's why it's Jack and Ace's Vetura Son!

  • @SquirrelASMR
    @SquirrelASMR 5 років тому +2

    Lmao jesse

  • @Lindforce1
    @Lindforce1 Місяць тому

    0:20 What in the name of lord heysus himself is that goatee mustache and haircut combination? lmao

  • @VladTheInhaler..
    @VladTheInhaler.. 3 місяці тому

    People knew the earth was round when Columbus set sail. They just thought there was nothing between Europe and Eastern Asia when heading west

  • @ProtonHelixNegatronOscar
    @ProtonHelixNegatronOscar 5 років тому +1

    Told you I was Rockso!

  • @Eye2Eye24
    @Eye2Eye24 3 роки тому

    I can just see Jesse jamming to some jimmi hendrix

  • @bandatv5245
    @bandatv5245 4 місяці тому +1

    All I hear is Will Sasso

  • @ruggishbone5988
    @ruggishbone5988 5 років тому +2

    Can of cope a day..damn son