The Art of War by Sun Tzu: Entire Unabridged Audiobook

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  • @not_eggs752
    @not_eggs752 3 роки тому +12995

    "If she leaves you for another, there is always her mother." -Sun Tzu

    • @obiadindu8410
      @obiadindu8410 3 роки тому +342

      😂😂😂😂 oh my goodness

    • @randomvidz8742
      @randomvidz8742 3 роки тому +303

      My face reading this comment 🧐 then my face after realising I am her father 😬😤

    • @jaredjones6570
      @jaredjones6570 3 роки тому +153

      Did Sun Tzu actually say that?

    • @randomvidz8742
      @randomvidz8742 3 роки тому +70

      @@jaredjones6570 erm do you have any brain cells because YESSS HE DID

    • @yoimredeemed1022
      @yoimredeemed1022 3 роки тому +46

      😂😂😂😂👍👍👍👏👏👏

  • @DanielThomasArgueta
    @DanielThomasArgueta 3 роки тому +4184

    The entire book "The Art of War" by Sun Tzu in quality audio format for free on UA-cam? Wow! Thank you!

    • @MelissaDeleen
      @MelissaDeleen 3 роки тому +46

      Wow!!! Thank you so much!! This is a precious book!!! 💖

    • @WeAreAllOneNature
      @WeAreAllOneNature 3 роки тому +39

      It's good, but just a shame that so many obscure, over-intellectual words were used in this translation.

    • @jaredjones6570
      @jaredjones6570 3 роки тому +139

      @@WeAreAllOneNature there's no shame in quality vocabulary

    • @InfiniteMind9
      @InfiniteMind9 3 роки тому +11

      yes bro read the title.

    • @WeAreAllOneNature
      @WeAreAllOneNature 3 роки тому +40

      @@jaredjones6570 I didn't say there was shame in it. But it is just more difficult to understand. Why write 'hearkens' (2:51) when the word 'listens' is understood by almost everyone?

  • @Chryztallic
    @Chryztallic 3 роки тому +5352

    "From the streets, she emerged. To the streets she shall return."
    -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

    • @neinneinnein379
      @neinneinnein379 3 роки тому +58

      The Miami 304 checker 📞 😏 Push it to the limit 🚀

    • @Chryztallic
      @Chryztallic 3 роки тому +30

      @@neinneinnein379 Put your shoes on outside, you aint gonna put it on in here.

    • @neinneinnein379
      @neinneinnein379 3 роки тому +11

      @@Chryztallic but I feel like

    • @neinneinnein379
      @neinneinnein379 3 роки тому +13

      Anyways good to see it growing 💪🏽🔥

    • @QueenxChico
      @QueenxChico 3 роки тому +18

      Future 😂😂😂

  • @evanbruneio6208
    @evanbruneio6208 Рік тому +526

    " There are three types of men you never wish to face. Those who have everything to loose. Those who have lost everything. Lastly those who have one thing left."
    -Sun Tzu, The Art of war

    • @dhanurs8085
      @dhanurs8085 Рік тому +9

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @anitahorne893
      @anitahorne893 Рік тому

      epic@@dhanurs8085

    • @jordancockett3887
      @jordancockett3887 11 місяців тому +5

      Predictably shines bright with the 3 you speak of

    • @divulgedspirit
      @divulgedspirit 10 місяців тому +4

      ​@@jordancockett3887nah. It's highly subjective. Underestimating anyone is foolish

    • @dav3C93
      @dav3C93 9 місяців тому +2

      ​@@divulgedspirit in war either side fight for the what they think is right its a never ending battle of deception because in the end we're all the same war doesn't solve much.. but peace doesn't either.

  • @anthamh
    @anthamh 3 роки тому +5616

    "Stop quoting me for things I didn't say."
    - Sun Tzu, The Art of War

    • @legorobert5378
      @legorobert5378 3 роки тому +230

      "No, let them quote me for things i didn't say"
      -Sun tzu, the art of war

    • @chichidaniels2677
      @chichidaniels2677 3 роки тому +204

      @@legorobert5378 confusing the enemy

    • @khalidmahmood858
      @khalidmahmood858 3 роки тому +22

      It’s confusing

    • @somerandomguy5382
      @somerandomguy5382 3 роки тому +94

      "Penis."
      - Sun Tzu, The Art of War

    • @shaynegallagher6006
      @shaynegallagher6006 3 роки тому +35

      "Have you ever wiped, and your finger breaks through the tissue a bit, so you bring your finger up to your nose to check if there is fecal matter on your finger but you fail to realize there is fecal tissue still stuck to your finger which then ends up getting stuck in your beard. You feel the tissue in your beard and try to brush it out but instead you smear the feces all around your face. You end up spending the whole day smelling feces and not knowing where it is coming from?"
      -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

  • @shreyassubba4333
    @shreyassubba4333 3 роки тому +10401

    "An empty browser history reveals more than a full one"
    ~Sun Tsu

    • @desmondkong7581
      @desmondkong7581 3 роки тому +63

      What?

    • @jaredjones6570
      @jaredjones6570 3 роки тому +368

      hmmm seems like the kids keep clearing the history... hmmm... wonder why

    • @typo-kun1819
      @typo-kun1819 3 роки тому +196

      That’s so smart lol

    • @mellemel750
      @mellemel750 3 роки тому +35

      Love it!!

    • @christopher5846
      @christopher5846 3 роки тому +177

      I have never smiled at a youtube comment in my life. Thanks

  • @saikosocial
    @saikosocial 3 роки тому +4106

    "You can try so hard and get so far, but in the end it won't even matter."
    -Linkin Tzu

  • @Jegcy
    @Jegcy Місяць тому +5

    No way this is on UA-cam. With this kind of quality?!
    Many thanks, cool voiced man

  • @syedraidarsalan4685
    @syedraidarsalan4685 3 роки тому +2479

    "Stop misquoting my brother"
    -Moon Tzu, The Art of Peace

    • @Weeping-Angel
      @Weeping-Angel 3 роки тому +50

      Sun is the surname. Just to let you know.

    • @syedraidarsalan4685
      @syedraidarsalan4685 3 роки тому +153

      @@Weeping-Angel I was aware. But well, then the joke does not work.

    • @kylebarker5789
      @kylebarker5789 2 роки тому +12

      Legendary

    • @TheGenghison
      @TheGenghison 2 роки тому +49

      @@Weeping-Angel Jokes aren't literal facts. Just to let you know.

    • @matthewdodd7038
      @matthewdodd7038 2 роки тому +7

      @@Weeping-Angel actually, it means "general" it is a rank not a name.

  • @gamechanger8908
    @gamechanger8908 3 роки тому +2933

    My favorite Sun Tzu quote is "treat your men as if they were your own beloved sons, and they will follow you into the deepest valley"

    • @silveriver9
      @silveriver9 2 роки тому +19

      Great quote.

    • @gsimplify5352
      @gsimplify5352 2 роки тому +9

      THE MARINE CORPS. - treat your men like sacks of living dog shit, and cry when your officers all get their brains blown out in the field of combat by the jr. personnel. ( era Vietnam - more officers were killed by the hands of junior marines than were killed by the entire Vietcong army.

    • @hafizmuhammad5455
      @hafizmuhammad5455 2 роки тому +7

      Men hehe

    • @ronreyes395
      @ronreyes395 2 роки тому +5

      @@gsimplify5352 is this really true?

    • @gsimplify5352
      @gsimplify5352 2 роки тому +13

      @@ronreyes395 indeed. This is some shit you learn in SOI before hitting the fleet as an 0311.

  • @shreyassubba4333
    @shreyassubba4333 3 роки тому +3741

    "A fool beats his meat , only the wise man defeats it"
    ~ Sun Tzu , art of war

    • @rloc99
      @rloc99 3 роки тому +58

      He is smart don't have to worry about hiv and herpes no man should worry about ones man meat should worry about your health and staying alive

    • @pepe-pj9wr
      @pepe-pj9wr 3 роки тому +8

      lmaoo

    • @PPA87
      @PPA87 3 роки тому +8

      🤣

    • @Hamza29yep
      @Hamza29yep 3 роки тому +6

      Hahah😂😂😂

    • @billgatesleavingyamomshous8177
      @billgatesleavingyamomshous8177 3 роки тому +1

      Lol

  • @honchobihhh928
    @honchobihhh928 Рік тому +337

    “Aint no sunshine when shes gone”
    -Sun Tzu

  • @fatherleo4603
    @fatherleo4603 2 роки тому +2549

    "Treat her like a Queen, and you shall be left on seen."
    ~Sun Tzu

    • @Daniel-nb3kk
      @Daniel-nb3kk 2 роки тому +65

      Ancient wisdom right there!

    • @EVERTONFC.
      @EVERTONFC. 2 роки тому +11

      Left of screen.

    • @bananazmc6221
      @bananazmc6221 2 роки тому +11

      @@EVERTONFC. what does it mean tho I'm still trying to process

    • @JLJE54
      @JLJE54 2 роки тому +14

      @@bananazmc6221 “left on seen” could mean “left on read” like on imessage when someone reads your text but doesn’t respond.

    • @JLJE54
      @JLJE54 2 роки тому +1

      @@bananazmc6221 yeah

  • @aloodenishthescientist1
    @aloodenishthescientist1 3 роки тому +735

    “The greatest victory is that which requires no battle.” Sun Tzu

    • @zmmtpomfg5462
      @zmmtpomfg5462 2 роки тому +22

      In Sun Tzu's narration, greatest war is not only no battle, but most people even never feels the risk of war, and nobody become famous by war, because all the potential risk had been solved perfectly.
      It also remind us the real genius is not easy to be found out. And political, diploma are very important need excellent talent.

    • @DickDickstein
      @DickDickstein 2 роки тому

      @@zmmtpomfg5462 Subversion is the alternative to war in modern America. It's the use of propaganda to such a degree that it converts people to call for actions against their own interests in favor of their enemy. Been around forever, and he does reference it some here. Today it is the key weapon of "Marxism".
      In China from Sun Tzu to "Unrestricted Warfare" by CCP generals in 1999 from China. the entire book is how to avoid traditional military conflicts, but win through subversion, bribery, tech, bioweapons, etc. Traditional warfare is obsolete for bringing down America due to such superior might, but subverting the people, destroying through tech and cyber attacks, and bioweapons.

    • @SrtKillz12345
      @SrtKillz12345 2 роки тому +15

      Thank you, for leaving a actual comment on this videoZ other than the others, who can’t take anything serious, and literally absorbed maybe .5% of the 10 minutes they listened too.

    • @りんごT-i3t
      @りんごT-i3t 2 роки тому +4

      不戰而屈人之兵

    • @realchad7200
      @realchad7200 2 роки тому

      Stop using my name for any nonsense you say
      "SEN TZU ART OF WAR PROBABLY "

  • @Ryutix
    @Ryutix 2 роки тому +2781

    "Switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading."
    ~Sun Tzu, art of war

    • @KasaBlanca007
      @KasaBlanca007 2 роки тому +23

      They don’t get it lol

    • @realchad7200
      @realchad7200 2 роки тому +19

      Stop using my name for any nonsense you say
      "SEN TZU ART OF WAR PROBABLY "

    • @GreedyOrange
      @GreedyOrange 2 роки тому +19

      "THE NUMBERS MASON!"
      -press r2/l2,the art of DOA

    • @eldiabloblanco3167
      @eldiabloblanco3167 2 роки тому +6

      too bad everyone uses overkill perk. no pistols. 😁

    • @anuragtiwari259
      @anuragtiwari259 2 роки тому +5

      Aye cap'n price!

  • @_Krypton1te_
    @_Krypton1te_ 9 місяців тому +305

    "The opportunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy himself "
    -Sun Tzu

    • @YouTube_FunFaqsMemes.
      @YouTube_FunFaqsMemes. 2 місяці тому

      @@_Krypton1te_ THAT'S WHATS SHE SAYS!!!!

    • @_Krypton1te_
      @_Krypton1te_ 2 місяці тому

      ​@@UA-cam_FunFaqsMemes.🤫🤫🤫💀🙏🏻

    • @elahe924
      @elahe924 Місяць тому

      -Technoblade :(

  • @cssoversimplified
    @cssoversimplified 3 роки тому +924

    "Let your plans be dark and impenetrable as night, and when you move, fall like a thunderbolt"
    Sun Tzu

  • @liamailiam
    @liamailiam 2 роки тому +1559

    “If I don’t know what I’m doing neither does my enemy” - Sun Tzu

  • @PatrickMaliha
    @PatrickMaliha 3 роки тому +1899

    “There are no mistakes, only happy little accidents”
    - Son Ross, The War of Art

  • @radiahamith
    @radiahamith Рік тому +22

    His voice is so clear. I love his voice and I would like to make a request. Please upload more audiobooks like this. Wish you luck.

  • @EnglishLerner0
    @EnglishLerner0 2 роки тому +463

    Chapters:
    00:00:00 Chapter 1 Laying Plans
    00:03:24 Chapter 1 Laying Plans | Deception
    00:04:53 Chapter 2 Waging War
    00:09:09 Chapter 3 Attack by Stratagem
    00:13:54 Chapter 4 Tactical Dispositions
    00:14:33 Chapter 4 Tactical Dispositions | Attack & Defense
    00:17:26 Chapter 5 Energy
    00:21:48 Chapter 6 Weak Points and Strong
    00:23:15 Chapter 6 Weak Points and Strong | Secrecy
    00:27:30 Chapter 6 Weak Points and Strong | Adaptability
    00:28:14 Chapter 7 Manoeuvring
    00:34:00 Chapter 8 Variation In Tactics
    00:36:15 Chapter 8 Variation In Tactics | 5 faults of generals
    00:37:02 9 The Army on The March
    00:44:39 Chapter 10 Terrain
    00:48:15 Chapter 10 Terrain | General's orders
    00:51:25 Chapter 11 The Nine Situations
    01:04:10 Chapter 12 The Attack by Fire
    01:07:47 Chapter 13 The Use of Spies

  • @deepdive1338
    @deepdive1338 2 роки тому +494

    "When you surround an army, leave an outlet free. Do not press a desperate foe too hard. "
    In other words pick moves that entice your enemy one way and always give them a way out, one of your convenience. A desperate foe will deal great damage, a man sure of his death is 100x more dangerous than normal, give him a way out, some hope, and he loses that desperation, he starts focusing on his hopefully escape, instead of how to take you down with him.

  • @valentined1841
    @valentined1841 Рік тому +25

    "Maybe I exist, maybe you exist, together we don't"
    ~ Sun Tzu - The art of War!!

  • @zachspahr4526
    @zachspahr4526 3 роки тому +1521

    “It’s about drive, it’s about power”.
    -Sun Tzu

    • @fireice3805
      @fireice3805 3 роки тому +73

      The wock

    • @rawafsarhan5121
      @rawafsarhan5121 3 роки тому +89

      “We Stay hungry we devour”
      -George Washington

    • @neilgibbons2532
      @neilgibbons2532 3 роки тому +24

      @@rawafsarhan5121 "beware of the internet, beware of comments on UA-cam". MACHIAVELLI 1573

    • @bananabangers8132
      @bananabangers8132 3 роки тому +37

      "Put in the work, put in the hours"
      -Lao Tzu

    • @TheRealNobodyButu
      @TheRealNobodyButu 3 роки тому +24

      @@bananabangers8132 and take whats ours
      -Sun Tzu The Art of War

  • @RealVikas03
    @RealVikas03 3 роки тому +822

    "SWEAT More during PEACE
    BLEED Less during WAR."
    -Sun Tzu 👊

    • @thalmoragent9344
      @thalmoragent9344 3 роки тому +22

      Facts 😎👍🏾

    • @dreamerml4472
      @dreamerml4472 3 роки тому +7

      More like Napoleon Bonaparte but close enough

    • @thalmoragent9344
      @thalmoragent9344 3 роки тому +4

      @@dreamerml4472
      Huh, really? Did he say that?

    • @randobad
      @randobad 3 роки тому +17

      Victory favors the prepared.

    • @quitequiet5281
      @quitequiet5281 3 роки тому +7

      True statement but false quotation...
      All warfare is based upon deception...
      So full marks for positive use of misinformation. 👊

  • @musictobeabletowithdraw9168
    @musictobeabletowithdraw9168 3 роки тому +1656

    "Switching weapons is already faster, then realoding"
    - Sun Tzu

    • @umeshdas7096
      @umeshdas7096 3 роки тому +24

      Captain price

    • @TheRealBatCave
      @TheRealBatCave 3 роки тому +10

      Unless ur Canadian as all ur mags r pinned @ 5 rnds, and u have 6x the mag reload practice lol-
      Sun tzu.

    • @Demon7899
      @Demon7899 3 роки тому +7

      I just laughed so hard at this holy fuck

    • @cuauhtemocmorisco3493
      @cuauhtemocmorisco3493 3 роки тому +1

      Unless you have a higher mag capacity

    • @brandonmajors7212
      @brandonmajors7212 3 роки тому +5

      Always*

  • @green_boot6042
    @green_boot6042 Рік тому +45

    “if fighting is sure to result in victory than you must fight”
    -sun tzu

    • @brunswickgaming1815
      @brunswickgaming1815 10 місяців тому +6

      _Sun Tzu said that! And I’d say he knows a little more than you do!_

    • @Bolt_action_sent-to-god
      @Bolt_action_sent-to-god 7 місяців тому +3

      BECAUSE HE INVENTED IT AND THEN HE PERFECTED IT SO NO MAN COULD BEST HIM IN THE RING OF HONOR!

    • @yadirect
      @yadirect 3 місяці тому +1

      He really said this one 😂

    • @tylogaming4719
      @tylogaming4719 Місяць тому

      AND THEN HE USED HIS FIGHT MONEY TO BUY TWO OF EVERY ANIMAL ON EARTH, AND THEN HE HEARDED THEM ONTO A BOAT, AND BEAT THE CRAP OUTTA EVERY SINGLE ONE.

    • @Garchist
      @Garchist 24 дні тому

      I bet there been dozen generals before him and after who did just fine without his obvious pompous commandments.

  • @unhingedcomet
    @unhingedcomet 3 роки тому +458

    "You run faster with a knife"
    - Sun Tzu

    • @napalmwedding
      @napalmwedding 3 роки тому +24

      Enemy Spotted.

    • @randobad
      @randobad 3 роки тому +8

      You don't run with scissors

    • @gamechanger8908
      @gamechanger8908 3 роки тому +3

      *Fire in the hole*

    • @Sarosh.Sajid_
      @Sarosh.Sajid_ 2 роки тому +2

      The goal of Effective AudioBooks Summary is to make it easier to access the world's best ideas. We want to show you what’s critical to learn about the world, then help you understand it better than any other source. We accomplish this with crystal-clear thinking, concise writing, smart analysis, and brilliant new insights.

    • @bobbydeazy
      @bobbydeazy 2 роки тому +1

      @@napalmwedding plus no respawns in RL 😆

  • @imenxing
    @imenxing 3 роки тому +980

    “Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down."
    -Rick Tzu

  • @kylebarker5789
    @kylebarker5789 2 роки тому +3250

    “When conducting an evacuation, always abandon your best airbase and leave $85 billion worth of weapons for the enemy.”
    -Sun Tzu, The Art Of War

    • @cockinbio
      @cockinbio 2 роки тому +223

      Ah yes, we must think like the enemy.
      "Damn I want some planes"
      "They want planes, Mr President"
      "Then leave them planes."

    • @Scottcarpenter373
      @Scottcarpenter373 2 роки тому +100

      I think Buffoon Biden said that in The Blunder of Build Back Better

    • @nicolasnicolas3889
      @nicolasnicolas3889 2 роки тому +26

      loooooooooooooooooooooooooool :D
      Thanks for that!

    • @raven4899
      @raven4899 2 роки тому

      There was a prediction that last succesful president of America will be a black man, then there only be downfall of state. Note : I have lots of secret predictions

    • @jaredjones6570
      @jaredjones6570 2 роки тому +3

      @@raven4899 ummm the last "successful" president should be before the 90's... All we've had since then have been fools, idiots, and now, a puppet that wants to pretend to be human.

  • @Utnsu9000
    @Utnsu9000 2 роки тому +606

    “A doctor a day, keeps an apple away”
    -Sun Tzu, The art of war

  • @michaelnavarro964
    @michaelnavarro964 3 роки тому +136

    "Do them dirty, in front of they squad."
    - Sun Tzu

    • @georgejackson4424
      @georgejackson4424 3 роки тому +9

      Very wise!
      For this will cause they squad to lose heart.

    • @yuurrrrrrrr1
      @yuurrrrrrrr1 2 роки тому +2

      thats a war crime but k

    • @gracie99999
      @gracie99999 2 роки тому +2

      “drop the biggest cat and rest will wallow “

    • @DatBeautifulNightmare
      @DatBeautifulNightmare 3 місяці тому

      Never outshine the master. Rule 1 of the 48 Laws of Power.

    • @DatBeautifulNightmare
      @DatBeautifulNightmare 3 місяці тому

      ​@yuurrrrrrrr1 this was written pre war crimes.

  • @larryoquendotorres9470
    @larryoquendotorres9470 2 роки тому +206

    "Always forgive your enemies, but never forget their actions" The Art of War

  • @waggatagga
    @waggatagga 2 роки тому +263

    “Sometimes when you close your eyes, you cannot see”
    - Sun Tzu

    • @yuluoxianjun
      @yuluoxianjun 2 роки тому +5

      no,you still have an eye in your mind and heart

    • @MonarchLMC
      @MonarchLMC 2 роки тому +8

      @@yuluoxianjun wtf are you talking about

    • @costinilie_
      @costinilie_ Рік тому

      Sounds like Michael Owen :-))

    • @JohnWick_897
      @JohnWick_897 Рік тому +6

      @@MonarchLMC he is talking about something alien in his body like poping alien from bodies like in men in black.

    • @Ayush-je7cc
      @Ayush-je7cc Рік тому +1

      ​@@JohnWick_897I think he/she's a spiritual lad/lass or something

  • @kirkwaddington6958
    @kirkwaddington6958 Рік тому +165

    “When it’s not working, turn it off and on again” Sun Tzu, Art of war

  • @dhruv_aditya
    @dhruv_aditya 3 роки тому +40

    One of the best quote of sun tzu that I personally like most is: "Appear weak when you are strong and strong when you are weak". This gives you a psychological advantage

    • @Garchist
      @Garchist 24 дні тому

      "If you are weak, get strong."
      - Sun Tzu, The Art Of War

  • @CrAzzYDeViL99
    @CrAzzYDeViL99 2 роки тому +397

    “Yes, I created every quote known to mankind.”
    - Sun Tzu, The Art Of War

  • @Juganawt
    @Juganawt 3 роки тому +486

    “He who has first smelt it, has dealt it”
    ~Sun Tzu

    • @NEEKZ81
      @NEEKZ81 3 роки тому +8

      😂

    • @dearmingmogul2010
      @dearmingmogul2010 3 роки тому +5

      😂😂😂😩 this the one

    • @georgejackson4424
      @georgejackson4424 3 роки тому +8

      All warfare is deceit... including inhumane gas-attacks.

    • @dmoney4472
      @dmoney4472 3 роки тому

      😂

    • @georgejackson4424
      @georgejackson4424 3 роки тому +3

      I guess that means when the U.S. accused Ass-ad of gassing his own people for fun, it was actually the U.S. ?

  • @WiseQuotesOfficial
    @WiseQuotesOfficial Рік тому +43

    “He will win - who knows when to fight .. and when not to fight.” __ Sun Tzu 👍

    • @SOSM209
      @SOSM209 Рік тому +3

      PoWERfuLL, PowerfULL.....

    • @Garchist
      @Garchist 24 дні тому

      Red Baron(air ace from WW1) said: "I escaped from battles I knew I cannot win".
      Kinda sums it up. But for all that one must have enough recon, visibility and mobility.

  • @Yerlockk
    @Yerlockk 2 роки тому +507

    “If I’m not back in five minutes, just wait longer.”
    -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

  • @kellychase2564
    @kellychase2564 3 роки тому +88

    I could listen to This Gentleman's Voice ALL Day Long. It is Very Impactful and Perfect for This Content.
    Thank You for an Excellent Video!!!

    • @HaploStrong
      @HaploStrong 3 роки тому +3

      I wonder 💭 if this is an A.I. Bot voice generator?

    • @RellyrellREACTS
      @RellyrellREACTS 3 роки тому +1

      Omg yes

    • @allboogerz
      @allboogerz 3 роки тому +3

      His voice crusty 💀 💀 💀

    • @lotus-lotus
      @lotus-lotus 3 роки тому +3

      Read by Chris Lines

  • @quoting8583
    @quoting8583 2 роки тому +96

    “In the midst of chaos, there is also opportunity.” - Sun Tzu

  • @JuraIbis
    @JuraIbis 11 місяців тому +75

    "I don't know, I just work here"
    - Sun Tzu, the Art of Work

  • @getthebagnelly
    @getthebagnelly 3 роки тому +672

    "A friend with weed, is a friend indeed" - Sun Tzu

  • @metalextras
    @metalextras 2 роки тому +92

    "10% luck, 20% skill, 15% concentrated power of will. 5% pleasure, 50% pain = a 100% reason to remember the name.."
    ~Mike Tsu

  • @Mphx321
    @Mphx321 3 роки тому +94

    "An alcoholic needs a drink, but I already have one"
    ~Sun Tsu, The Art of War

    • @ronniecochran396
      @ronniecochran396 3 роки тому +3

      Some things can only be said one way in order to be used as a side splitting weapon. Best one hands down
      Says Me

    • @travisericson8308
      @travisericson8308 8 місяців тому +1

      Life hack

    • @travisericson8308
      @travisericson8308 8 місяців тому +1

      Learn this one simple trick rehab centers don't want you to know...

    • @ryanmbira3968
      @ryanmbira3968 5 місяців тому

      lmao

  • @mushyPeas602
    @mushyPeas602 Рік тому +99

    “The one who smelled it, is the one who dealt it.” - Sun Tzu

  • @DennisMK-vr6xc
    @DennisMK-vr6xc 3 роки тому +83

    This is going above and beyond of what is desired and expected by us subscribers! Many thanks!

  • @skyrrmish868
    @skyrrmish868 3 роки тому +339

    “Put in the work put in the hours and take what’s ours”
    -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

    • @hassanabdi8159
      @hassanabdi8159 2 роки тому +1

      I don’t know about war but I am not scared to get into a fight shit I won all my street fights now my hand is f**k I still fight with my hand I like feeling like a lion when I am out side

    • @keelast3225
      @keelast3225 2 роки тому

      That's RT TAKE BACK WHAT THE ENEMY HAS STEN! FUCK GHEEZ XEMON'S OF MEDIEVl

    • @carlzellers1208
      @carlzellers1208 2 роки тому

      tech n9ne -- the rock?

    • @nishbrown
      @nishbrown 2 роки тому

      Put in the grammar, FFS.

    • @tidaclockers6214
      @tidaclockers6214 Рік тому

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @nicksprung8873
    @nicksprung8873 2 роки тому +32

    I’m listening to this to fall asleep to. I have no idea what this is going to do to my dreams but let’s go!

  • @PrinceApollo117
    @PrinceApollo117 Місяць тому +3

    “If fighting is sure to result in victory then you must fight”
    -Sun Tsu

  • @SpartanBrix
    @SpartanBrix 2 роки тому +558

    “A weak man finishes the fight, a strong man makes profit from it.”
    -Sun Tzu, _The Art of War_

    • @happyboi347
      @happyboi347 2 роки тому +66

      America is that you?

    • @yuluoxianjun
      @yuluoxianjun 2 роки тому +4

      @@happyboi347 Benefit,lol

    • @AyushGuptaAyushgupta
      @AyushGuptaAyushgupta 2 роки тому +12

      usa??

    • @michelledianekimdbooy7285
      @michelledianekimdbooy7285 2 роки тому

      A strong man ends a war, a weak, greedy, self-decieved moron makes a profit from it. Eventually all the money in the world will not save that moron and he will be hated and rightly so.

    • @yanniskarageorgiou3573
      @yanniskarageorgiou3573 2 роки тому +4

      "No state has ever profitted from constant warfare"
      -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

  • @repurposedart9897
    @repurposedart9897 2 роки тому +58

    "When you stand alone, stand tall." -Sun Tza

  • @InspiringTips
    @InspiringTips 3 роки тому +214

    For centuries, the Art of War has been used as a source of wisdom and guidance in times of conflict. Immerse yourself in this timeless military masterpiece and learn how to use it's insights to win your battles today!

    • @TealWolf26
      @TealWolf26 3 роки тому +17

      Not all wars are fought with shield and spear. Save the ones that are.

    • @sechabatheletsane9784
      @sechabatheletsane9784 3 роки тому +5

      Finally! The top bunk shall be mine!!

    • @gamechanger8908
      @gamechanger8908 3 роки тому +19

      @@TealWolf26 Yet the philosophy of the book can apply to almost anything, arguments, politics, business even when playing pvp video games.

    • @TealWolf26
      @TealWolf26 3 роки тому +2

      @@gamechanger8908 Yup that's what I was getting at. 😊

    • @TheRealNobodyButu
      @TheRealNobodyButu 3 роки тому

      @@gamechanger8908 just like tecnoblade who quoted sun tzu for months lol

  • @SohaQuotes
    @SohaQuotes 9 місяців тому +4

    Sun Tzu is a character I admire. His strategies are miraculous. Thanks for this video.

  • @purplediamond5867
    @purplediamond5867 2 роки тому +82

    Very wise, a man of true awareness and observation. An understanding of how to see through the eyes of your enemy to the training of your warriors in battle.

  • @user-jd5lt6vc6k
    @user-jd5lt6vc6k 3 роки тому +43

    I have had a hard copy of The Art of War for years. i have read it a number of times. I'm pleased to find the audio here. I listened to the entire audio this morning before work.

  • @karenmelodyquianzon1113
    @karenmelodyquianzon1113 3 роки тому +86

    I really love this....when I was in college I really love and memorized his art of war qoutes. if you know the enemy and know yourself,you need not fear the result of hundred battle.

    • @Justbecause7777
      @Justbecause7777 2 роки тому +1

      Ok Karen. Use that on your next shopping trip to costco

    • @Thejacka47
      @Thejacka47 2 роки тому +1

      I always win, as I only play my own game

    • @crappyspidersucksthemost
      @crappyspidersucksthemost 11 місяців тому

      "Why memorize the quotes when you can make them!"
      ~ Sun Tzu, The Art of War

  • @Sev-W
    @Sev-W Рік тому +88

    “Until the lion learns to write, lions won’t be able to write.”
    - Sun Tzu, The Art of War

  • @tripblather4664
    @tripblather4664 3 роки тому +210

    "What the hell is wrong with you people," -Sun Tzu upon reawakening from his cryogenic slumber in the year 2150 AD and promptly reading all the comments on the internet about him.

    • @SweetflyRachel
      @SweetflyRachel 3 роки тому +4

      Underrated comment xD

    • @deerecoyote2040
      @deerecoyote2040 3 роки тому +6

      I would like to award you with the highest honor I can bestow. A like.

    • @KTRASTAHD
      @KTRASTAHD 3 роки тому +2

      Ayooooo no bap 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣

    • @Casanovak47
      @Casanovak47 2 роки тому

      Wym "You people"
      -Will

    • @michelledianekimdbooy7285
      @michelledianekimdbooy7285 2 роки тому

      He will re-awaken to everyone but dickheads being dead. Stay sleeping Sun!

  • @qualityquotes229
    @qualityquotes229 3 роки тому +24

    "Do not attack an enemy whose temper is keen."
    Yes!

  • @afghanj1381
    @afghanj1381 2 роки тому +297

    "Forgiveness is devine, but never pay full price for late pizza."
    - Sun Tzu

    • @war_n_peace
      @war_n_peace 2 роки тому +7

      Original ninja turtles 👍

    • @kleary6689
      @kleary6689 2 роки тому +5

      Youuuuuuu are f#-kn Hilarious!!!😂🤣

    • @irabucc469
      @irabucc469 2 роки тому +1

      Do you still tip the pizza boy tho?

    • @therealemperorpalpatine
      @therealemperorpalpatine 2 роки тому +5

      YOUR 2 MINS LATE DUUUDE!!

    • @jweezy15able
      @jweezy15able 2 роки тому +1

      @@irabucc469 I'd say it's usually not the delivery guys fault, so tip him for a gallon of gas but don't pay full for late pizza.

  • @briandang5869
    @briandang5869 2 роки тому +120

    “If your enemy does not know your plans, share it with him” -Moon Tzu, The War of Art

  • @R4G3FULL
    @R4G3FULL 2 роки тому +49

    “By discovering the enemy’s dispositions and remaining invisible ourselves, we can keep our forces concentrated, while the enemy’s must be divided” - Sun Tzu

    • @Thejacka47
      @Thejacka47 2 роки тому

      Divide the enemy.

    • @Dandy-lu5xf
      @Dandy-lu5xf 2 роки тому

      They never are invisible though lol

    • @R4G3FULL
      @R4G3FULL 2 роки тому +1

      @@Dandy-lu5xf *concealed

  • @MelissaDeleen
    @MelissaDeleen 3 роки тому +263

    "The wise warrior avoids the battle." I can't think in a better quote to begin this audiobook review. Sometimes, reading books about war tactics or novels of the genre of war, is confused with glorify wars, destruction, death and all sad things that are results of a war. But, at least, in my case (I can't speak for others) it's not that. I don't glorify war. One of my favorite historical subjects is World War II, but it's not because an insane instinct of glorify war. I just support the concept that any person who forget the past or don't do anything to learn about the past, he/she will be cursed to repeat history.

    • @theresefournier3269
      @theresefournier3269 3 роки тому +8

      Concur!

    • @tuffguy8656
      @tuffguy8656 3 роки тому +7

      Conquer!

    • @Richard-nu8mx
      @Richard-nu8mx 3 роки тому +2

      @@theresefournier3269 Hi dear, how are you doing i hope everything is going absolutely perfect with you 💜💙💜💙💜💜💜💛?

    • @theresefournier3269
      @theresefournier3269 3 роки тому +2

      @@Richard-nu8mx what, pray tell, are you up to?

    • @Richard-nu8mx
      @Richard-nu8mx 3 роки тому +1

      @@theresefournier3269 sorry dear I didn't understand what you mean by that, can you please make me understand well...

  • @VoxLibre
    @VoxLibre 2 роки тому +66

    "It is what it is"
    -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

  • @BaggyGoose
    @BaggyGoose Рік тому +126

    "Only when a mosquito lands upon ones' testicles, does a man truely learn restraint"
    - Sun Tzu

  • @willmacmaster5335
    @willmacmaster5335 2 роки тому +113

    “Live, laugh, love” - Sun Tzu, The Art of War

  • @hectormauriciohernandezvaz6128
    @hectormauriciohernandezvaz6128 3 роки тому +79

    "When you get the money, you get the power. When you get the power you get respect, when respect then you get the women" - Sun Tsu

  • @NinjaSushi2
    @NinjaSushi2 2 роки тому +269

    "Fear is the path to the dark side … fear leads to anger … anger leads to hate … hate leads to suffering.” - Yoda Tzu, the Art of the Force

    • @Kenlac92
      @Kenlac92 2 роки тому +11

      Its true though honestly. I am someone with anxiety, triggered largely by social situations and generally unrepdictable life situations. That anxiety, rooted in my own low self esteem/confidence causes me not to speak up or set personal boundaries, and thusly opt for mostly non confrontational outcomes. But every time i succumb to that anxiety rather than taking accountability for my wants and needs, the anxiety leads to me growing angry with resentment and misplaced negativity. Things that could have been talked out in the onset will start to fester within me and my anger grows due to feeling my boundaries not being respected, but the reality is that it is my responsibility to learn how to advocate for those things. That will reduce that anger and allow you to communicate more effectively and form better relationships.

    • @mattynek2
      @mattynek2 2 роки тому +1

      @@Kenlac92 bro wrote a whole psychological study 💀💀

    • @Kenlac92
      @Kenlac92 2 роки тому +10

      @@mattynek2 bro cant read more than two sentences. Sorry that you need things in tiktok format to understand them.

    • @mattynek2
      @mattynek2 2 роки тому +6

      @@Kenlac92 No, I'm actually largely against Tiktok and short videos in general, I just find it funny that you wrote a comically long comment, I'll read it later

    • @richindividuals
      @richindividuals Рік тому

      How does one stop fear

  • @F4T4LFUS1ON
    @F4T4LFUS1ON Рік тому +49

    "Do or do not, there is no try." - Sun Tzu, The Art of War.

  • @bigstreetguns6619
    @bigstreetguns6619 3 роки тому +624

    "Disregard females,
    acquire gold coins."
    - Sun Tzu

    • @soundesigner7
      @soundesigner7 3 роки тому +6

      fantastic

    • @tuffguy8656
      @tuffguy8656 3 роки тому +28

      Feminists: 'Sexist. Ban the book' 😲😲😲

    • @theresefournier3269
      @theresefournier3269 3 роки тому +6

      @@tuffguy8656 hehehe!

    • @bigstreetguns6619
      @bigstreetguns6619 3 роки тому +19

      @@tuffguy8656 Feminists: Burn every copy of that book!

    • @fallboot7992
      @fallboot7992 3 роки тому +14

      Listened through the whole book and those lines were not in it lol

  • @independentpakistan4789
    @independentpakistan4789 2 роки тому +151

    “All warfare is based on deception. Hence, when able to attack, we must seem unable; when using our forces, we must seem inactive; when we are near, we must make the enemy believe we are far away; when far away, we must make him believe we are near.” -Sun Tzu, The Art Of War

  • @kylebarker5789
    @kylebarker5789 2 роки тому +34

    “Stay Strapped, or Get Clapped.”
    -Sun Tzu, The Art Of War

  • @Stoicismforsuccess86
    @Stoicismforsuccess86 2 місяці тому

    Sun Tzu's Art of War is filled with countless brilliant philosophies. I had to read it multiple times to truly grasp and reflect on them. It is both a renowned and outstanding work.

  • @danyabloch5102
    @danyabloch5102 3 роки тому +61

    "If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight. Sun Tzu said that, and I think he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do." -Soldier TF2

    • @neilgibbons2532
      @neilgibbons2532 3 роки тому +4

      "He who fight and run away, live to die another day " HOCKENBERRY HOUND 1634

  • @adrln1818
    @adrln1818 3 роки тому +37

    Do not fear an enemy who tries to intimidate you. Fear the one who doesn't and calm.

  • @lexieharrelson8848
    @lexieharrelson8848 2 роки тому +19

    "Wise men say, only fools rush in" - Sun Presley

  • @Harnoor2479
    @Harnoor2479 9 місяців тому +11

    If you dont know WTF are you doing .Dont worry, Neither does the enemy.
    -Sun tzu,The art of war

    • @eatonkuntz
      @eatonkuntz 2 місяці тому

      SNAFU
      -Snu Tuz, the Ard of Wor

  • @billiondollarsclub8011
    @billiondollarsclub8011 3 роки тому +60

    The dear person that's reading this, we don't know each other but I wish you all the best in life❤ don't ever blame yourself, accept things and go forward. Your smile is precious and a key to a happy life...

    • @chriscaruthers4268
      @chriscaruthers4268 3 роки тому

      Thank's.

    • @DRS17411
      @DRS17411 3 роки тому

      Thank you!

    • @TripO-1
      @TripO-1 2 роки тому

      Facts thank you

    • @arctic_mountain
      @arctic_mountain 2 роки тому

      But know that you are also responsible for your actions, and that by taking responsibility, you are accepting the fact that you can change it.

    • @THEBLACKROYAL007
      @THEBLACKROYAL007 2 роки тому

      💯 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽✅

  • @syriouskash537
    @syriouskash537 3 роки тому +19

    "The superior mind must understand the true difference between Parking in the DRIVEWAY, and Driving on the PARKWAY.
    The difference between stairs and steps. The difference between that which hangs and of that which drapes."
    - Sun Tzu

  • @kzoxxx112
    @kzoxxx112 2 роки тому +167

    "I used to be an adventurer like you. But I took an arrow to the knee"
    ~ Sun Tzu, The Art of War

    • @sourcedudetrustme8831
      @sourcedudetrustme8831 2 роки тому +5

      "The mark of a true whiterun guard is that he has been shot in the knee"
      ~Sun Tzu , The art of war

    • @gracie99999
      @gracie99999 2 роки тому

      John f barnes

    • @lnfused
      @lnfused 2 роки тому +7

      “A guard might get nervous, a man approaches with his weapon drawn..” - Vincent Van Gogh

    • @lostmindedpoet3652
      @lostmindedpoet3652 2 роки тому

      Hahahahaha

    • @miguelheat
      @miguelheat Рік тому

      ​@@lnfused ahahahahaha!!

  • @todddavidson2545
    @todddavidson2545 Рік тому +2

    If your Reading this I sow Prayer seeds of Mighty Rivers of Blessings, Favor, Prosperity, Success, Grace, Protection, Love, Joy, Happiness, Peace, Wisdom, Knowledge, Understanding and Good Health to You and your Kids Kids Forevermore.

  • @rafaeldinardo3263
    @rafaeldinardo3263 3 роки тому +107

    “Look, If you had One shot, or one opportunity, To seize everything you ever wanted, In one moment, would you capture it, or just let it slip”
    -Marshal Tzu, art of war

  • @Bred_555
    @Bred_555 2 роки тому +105

    If you know your enemy and you know yourself. You know two people - Sun Tzu art of war

  • @xyzsensei3447
    @xyzsensei3447 3 роки тому +61

    "If she says she needs some space, her sister shall take her place"
    ~Sun tzu the cultured man

  • @TotallyNotDummy
    @TotallyNotDummy Рік тому +16

    A real soldier doesnt fight because he hates whats in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him - Sun Tzu, The Art Of War

  • @northnova1358
    @northnova1358 3 роки тому +17

    How the heck does this get 370 dislikes in one month? How the heck does this get any dislikes at all!!
    Thank you so much for posting this great work!!!!🇨🇦

    • @SKARAMANGA1
      @SKARAMANGA1 3 роки тому +1

      The dislikes are losers

    • @davidbooher5559
      @davidbooher5559 3 роки тому +2

      He who dislikes my wisdom , is a slimy reptilian scumbag- Tzu

  • @clydoscope5841
    @clydoscope5841 2 роки тому +56

    "When the enemy strikes back, have no mercy."
    -sun Tzu, the art of war

  • @wandereroftheabyss-o4l
    @wandereroftheabyss-o4l 2 роки тому +28

    Please do an audiobook on 3 Stoic books.
    1. Meditations by Marcus Aurelius (if it's possible from Gregory Hayes Translation)
    2. Discourses, Fragments and Enchiridion by Epictetus
    3. Letters from a Stoic by Senecca.

  • @thitngon5736
    @thitngon5736 Рік тому +6

    “Wake up to reality! Nothing ever goes as planned in this accursed world. The longer you live, the more you realize that the only things that truly exist in this reality are merely pain. suffering and futility.”
    - Sun Tzu, The Art of War

  • @TheSixthSense1972
    @TheSixthSense1972 3 роки тому +18

    One of the most important books every writen in my eyes.

  • @slowemm
    @slowemm 2 роки тому +23

    "I want a lady in the streets, but a freak in the sheets."
    --Sun Tzu

    • @toymath1111
      @toymath1111 Рік тому +2

      😂😂😂😭😭😭😭

  • @nanoa4863
    @nanoa4863 2 роки тому +377

    "Abandon him just like how your father abandoned you"
    -Tsun Tzu, Art Of War

  • @topshelfrizz69
    @topshelfrizz69 2 місяці тому +1

    Thank you so much for this content I wanted to read this book for the longest time and I've been putting it off finally I can listen

  • @sandiashvrR
    @sandiashvrR 2 роки тому +42

    The comment section is dope 😄🔥....
    Though I want to thank to the whole team for their collective efforts... For such quality content. 🙏🏻

    • @miguelheat
      @miguelheat Рік тому +2

      Well said 👏👏✌️

    • @jeancarl3822
      @jeancarl3822 Рік тому

      It’s really hard to pick my favorite readers comment. Well done!

  • @lolafreeze5678
    @lolafreeze5678 2 роки тому +9

    This is so great. I finally get to finish listening to this while at work. 😌 side note I am pretty depressed today. Please keep me in your prayers as so I you. 🙏

    • @MR.DAVIDFRANCO
      @MR.DAVIDFRANCO 9 місяців тому +1

      Just smoke some WEED or eat some THC GUMMIES. ULL FEEL BETTER. AND PRAY, PRAY, PRAY! GOD BLESS U.

  • @tragic6162
    @tragic6162 3 роки тому +5

    I am listening to this, for when the day comes I gain enemies, is the day the word of Sun tzu will be at most used

  • @ABCFOOTBALLREAL
    @ABCFOOTBALLREAL Рік тому +10

    With great power comes great responsibility.
    Sun tzu the art of war

  • @theweilee17600
    @theweilee17600 2 роки тому +15

    Great narration and texts. Sun Tzu was one of greatest war strategists in the ancient time. His book was sought and used in many Chinese dynasties, including the Mongol who used Sun Tzu's war strategies to conquer the West with great successes. The Mongol/Yuan empire collapsed due to internal/home uprising in China, thus it lost the Western lands but still has the influences till these days. Thus the saying "winning not only the battle, but able to rule the new land afterward, otherwise it will in vein at the end". Always true! Thanks for this great piece of history.

    • @DancingShiva788
      @DancingShiva788 11 місяців тому

      The thought patterns are still very much ingrained in the Chinese psyche, and very much how they view war.