I Bought Bootleg Handheld Consoles from Temu

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  • Опубліковано 17 лис 2024

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  • @bartlomiejm0
    @bartlomiejm0 Місяць тому +584

    Its extremely bizzare to see USB-C and RCA jacks in one product

    • @gaborszucs8935
      @gaborszucs8935 Місяць тому +64

      And a nokia battery.... 😂

    • @Zanpaa
      @Zanpaa Місяць тому +53

      It gets better, the usb-c is just the plug used for 5V, it doesn't actually support any feature of USB-C and will not charge if you plug it in a normal fast charger or a C-to-C cable! That's why they include an A-to-C cable.

    • @chronossage
      @chronossage Місяць тому +23

      ​@@Zanpaa fun fact: All they need is a single resistor on the right pin of the usb port and it would work with c to c chargers too.

    • @av_oid
      @av_oid Місяць тому +16

      @@Zanpaa​​⁠usb-c with just 5v or USB2 standard is a valid option of the usb-c standard. It’s a connector standard, nothing more.
      To save my time: “ A device with a Type-C connector does not necessarily implement any USB transfer protocol, USB Power Delivery, or any of the Alternate Modes: the Type-C connector is common to several technologies while mandating only a few of them.”

    • @Space_Reptile
      @Space_Reptile Місяць тому +2

      my 2024 Sony Xperia is a bizzare phone then i guess, got USB C and a Heaphone jack

  • @OfficialDiRT
    @OfficialDiRT Місяць тому +271

    "6-7 hours of play time." Not like, before the battery runs out, but like, in total hours of entertainment you'll get out of it.

    • @PaulTheFox1988
      @PaulTheFox1988 Місяць тому +16

      I think it'd be more like 6 or 7 minutes total, and 2 of that is taking it out of the packaging.

  • @suobset
    @suobset Місяць тому +78

    Ok fun story: when I was young I actually had the PSP knockoff 2. We were broke as fuck and my parents couldn’t afford a PSP at the time. This was 2011. I got mine under the brand name “JCV”.
    That knockoff hasn’t changed a single bit in over a decade, down to the menus and all. Amazing.
    Got made fun of at school. Didn’t fucking care a bit tho, I loved that thing to death. All I cared about was the fact that mine had Contra, Super Mario Bros., and Pokémon Red. Didn’t drop frames.
    EDIT: Mine had a camera. 0.1mp VGA camera.

    • @Mahcarve
      @Mahcarve Місяць тому +2

      Nice all I got is a knock off surprme 1-500 game boy

    • @suobset
      @suobset Місяць тому +9

      @@Mahcarve somehow my knockoff really had some things going for it. It had a web browser, but no way at all to connect to the Internet. It would render web pages that you saved locally. I had Pokémon info stored, like a Pokédex.
      Fun times lol.

    • @bcjs2162
      @bcjs2162 Місяць тому +6

      That's insane, it was the exact same for me also in 2011 but while we were poor my parents bought it thinking it was a cheap psp, I would always plug it in my TV and play scooby doo mystery mayhem for gba.

  • @DannyB587
    @DannyB587 Місяць тому +97

    This stirs up memories of Ashens reviewing PopStations.

  • @Mehtalik
    @Mehtalik Місяць тому +251

    Blue PSP cartridges are fake! You can see that there are only two traces going from the cartridge slot, meaning the cartridges only act like switches to switch to a different internal cartridge bank.

    • @dyter424
      @dyter424 Місяць тому +26

      Actually I'm surprised: I kinda expected those to do absolutely nothing at all.

    • @denniswoycheshen
      @denniswoycheshen Місяць тому +6

      Even just different banks of the same memory chip. Why be so complicated.

    • @TheDutchShepherd
      @TheDutchShepherd Місяць тому +9

      Just buy a miyoo mini plus

    • @shadesoftime
      @shadesoftime Місяць тому +3

      ​@@denniswoychesheni guess that comes with having an NES SoC, probably the easiest way to fit so much shit in there

    • @randomname_tqrk
      @randomname_tqrk Місяць тому +6

      Well I mean, it's from Temu. I'd be more surprised if they weren't fake.

  • @Jorge.ALXNDR
    @Jorge.ALXNDR Місяць тому +41

    I'm saying this not as a negative commentary, but I damn love to fall sleep with your videos. It's in a very thin line of I kinda care about what you are saying but not really yet it calms me down and soothes me away into my dreams

    • @scout8145
      @scout8145 Місяць тому +9

      Seconded! I know it’s such a weird compliment for a creator to hear, but he’s definitely making my life better with his content, just in a different way than expected lol

    • @sutpecna
      @sutpecna 24 дні тому +6

      I watch his videos several times because of that. At first I watch them to go to sleep, then rewatch (now paying attention) when I'm awake. I've probably seen his XP related videos at least 5 times each.

    • @z33z11
      @z33z11 2 дні тому

      @@sutpecna me when nilered talks about actual chemistry

  • @O5-XIV
    @O5-XIV Місяць тому +40

    MJD forgot the most Important info about the Micro..
    1:41 "Naught to three sad onions"

  • @894MUSIC
    @894MUSIC Місяць тому +367

    Temu, the home of ENDLESS PILES OF PLASTIC WASTE.

    • @teh_supar_hackr
      @teh_supar_hackr Місяць тому +48

      And the world champion of yoinking people's personal credit info behind everyone's backs!

    • @YOUR_NARRATOR975
      @YOUR_NARRATOR975 Місяць тому +7

      Almost endless, they do sell anbernic devices and they're pretty good.

    • @HuntergamerbenOfficial
      @HuntergamerbenOfficial Місяць тому +2

      if you knew plastic is made out of the same thing we put in our motor vehicle so yea this is just a waste of resources

    • @hectormiguelperezgomez6612
      @hectormiguelperezgomez6612 Місяць тому +4

      The home of endless piles of plastic and the home of awful and horrendous ads in UA-cam, only in Temu

    • @ninamercer6807
      @ninamercer6807 Місяць тому

      @@YOUR_NARRATOR975 don't use their "service". They're known to literally steal your money by just a little bit every day, after you make a purchase.

  • @FennecTECH
    @FennecTECH Місяць тому +130

    I’d rock that ps2 wallet

    • @Pawnband
      @Pawnband Місяць тому +4

      Hell ya. I'd way rather have that than anything else in the video.

    • @dancoroian1
      @dancoroian1 Місяць тому +2

      Classy. Understated. Sleek. What more could a fancy gentleman aspire to in a wallet?

    • @JesusChrististhemainone
      @JesusChrististhemainone Місяць тому +1

      Agreef it looks awesome

    • @h8GW
      @h8GW 25 днів тому +1

      @dancoroian1 Sleek, my butt. It's almost the size of a DVD wallet that you'd keep actual PS2 games in.

    • @dancoroian1
      @dancoroian1 25 днів тому +1

      @@h8GW I think you'll find sleekness has very little to do with size...

  • @theBlueFox2
    @theBlueFox2 Місяць тому +31

    Finally, a unisex game console. I don't have to choose anymore.

  • @andrasszabo7386
    @andrasszabo7386 Місяць тому +13

    The second one looked like the card slot was just for the show, and each card shorts different pins to access different partitions of the flash chip.

  • @mjdxp5688
    @mjdxp5688 Місяць тому +24

    That Sonic game is a hack of an infamous port of Sonic to the Famicom called "SoMari". The original had Sonic levels and gameplay, but a Mario sprite instead of Sonic for some reason. Someone hacked it to be just Sonic instead.

    • @kidwolf0015
      @kidwolf0015 Місяць тому +6

      Didn't it also have a plot in the final level where Mario saves a bunch of Sonics trapped in cages which ends with a super campy message about how much Mario and Sonic love each other now that "they're best friends"? Or was that another "Mario-in-Sonic" style rom hack?
      Edit: So, my memory is really dumb. It's not SoMari, but "Sonic the Hedgehog 4" for the SNES. Also, the roles are reversed. Sonic has to save the caged Marios. Also they're described as "good friends forever" that "nobody can separate"....
      .... and I forgot that the last part was "Sonic LOVES Nintendo. Mario LOVES SEGA."
      I remembered it vaguely enough to capture its craziness at least, right? XD

    • @BetaJJ009x
      @BetaJJ009x Місяць тому +2

      @mjdxp5688
      SoMari was considered to be the one of the worst of so-called "pirated" games for the NES. As you've mentioned, a dedicated fan had hacked the game to make it a feasible demake of Sonic 1, and since then, it had gotten updates to where it looks so damn good. Unfortunately, due to the state of limitations of NES hardware, the controls _still remain wonky_ to this day.

  • @Lampe2020
    @Lampe2020 Місяць тому +51

    Why did the blue PSP knockoff use a pixel-accurate-moveable cursor in so many places instead of using the arrow buttons to switch a highlight to the next button in that direction?!?

    • @Unpredictable_Fennec
      @Unpredictable_Fennec Місяць тому +4

      It's not the device it's just the multicart rom and I guess whoever made that rom put in a tiny bit more effort

    • @Lampe2020
      @Lampe2020 Місяць тому +6

      @@Unpredictable_Fennec
      The cardridges are in this case basically a removable part of the device, not really an add-on. And it's more tedious to use if you actually have to aim that cursor instead of knowing that one press will bring you one space over in the chosen direction.

    • @Unpredictable_Fennec
      @Unpredictable_Fennec Місяць тому +1

      @@Lampe2020 what ? I'm talking about the roms in the device they're multi carts as in they have multiple games,the cartridges aren't real they just have 2 pins to connect in a certain way to tell the device to open the selected multi cart

    • @Lampe2020
      @Lampe2020 Місяць тому +1

      @@Unpredictable_Fennec
      Then the cardridges are even more just a removable part of the device. So it's even more on the creators of the device why they chose that way of interacting with the thing. But it changes literally nothing about the fact that for that form factor normal controller behaviour would be better.

    • @Unpredictable_Fennec
      @Unpredictable_Fennec Місяць тому +4

      @@Lampe2020 you dont understand me,the way the cursor works is all in the game rom,the people who made the device aren't the ones who made them,they just did the key mapping

  • @tjnucnuc
    @tjnucnuc Місяць тому +10

    It’s so funny many of these use actual flip phone batteries. Somewhere in China there is huge surplus of them.

  • @virt-manager
    @virt-manager Місяць тому +10

    This makes me remember of when my parents bought me a handheld knockoff which had actually hundreds of games (they had their own ones actually). I used to play with it until I wanted to look what's inside annnnd... I broke it! Didn't work since that day. I still miss the music it played when I turned on the console

  • @gluttonousmaximus9048
    @gluttonousmaximus9048 Місяць тому +15

    2:33 For a famiclone, that's an impressive number of smoothly moving snowflakes on the screen.

  • @MyComputerStudios_
    @MyComputerStudios_ Місяць тому +84

    These are all portable Famiclones (NES-on-a-chip), the last one is just an ARM32 Linux-based handheld thing

    • @AvegIslam-q2s
      @AvegIslam-q2s Місяць тому

      True i subscribed to you!

    • @thecryingsoul
      @thecryingsoul Місяць тому +14

      The last ones are not even linux, or anything unix based at all, that's giving them WAY too much credit.
      They are essentially using cheap mp3 chips, and are running some form of uCOS i believe.

    • @markianclark9645
      @markianclark9645 Місяць тому

      ​​@@thecryingsoul...don't know what software the X6 runs but it's the same as my early Powkiddy J6 and DataFrog X20..I've had both and still use the one I have left..I broke the J6 LCD screen..MJDs handheld seems worse than mine somehow..not that mine are much better..but i don't get that much lag..and NES plays ok..only get glitches on Advance games as far as i notice..and it was cheaper than 32 dollars..they both were..I have far better handhelds these days but i smile at the cheap Chinese plastic crap i bought years ago..I have Anbernic quality now..I waited patiently for sellers to upgrade and picked up RG-350P and M for around 50 British pounds or 55 dollars each..Michael paid too much but it's only an entertainment video..I also have the earlier version of the NES /Famiclone 620in1...mines 500in1 I bought in 2017..2 of them within a few months apart..not for the crappy games built in but to fit a RaspberryPi 3b modification with RetroPie..still have the same shell beside me..on my desk..it now houses a 3A+ RPi..it had an A+ 700 MHz but too slow for shit..the 3A+ quad core is plenty quick enough to play everything up to Playstation..see zippiz channel for build tutorial..Swedish guy..I owe him a lot for what i learnt from him

  • @TweeterMan287
    @TweeterMan287 Місяць тому +23

    MichaelMJD doing a video about knock off handhelds from temu?? I think I did a happy twitch

  • @anonytuser711
    @anonytuser711 Місяць тому +24

    The MJD outro music makes me sad because the video is over. :(

    • @aurastrike
      @aurastrike Місяць тому +3

      I love the music itself, but yeah I agree it playing in this context is sad

  • @cardinalwhale
    @cardinalwhale Місяць тому +3

    While Battle City was released only in Japan, it often was bundled with pirated Famicom clones, it was actually one of the most popular games in post Soviet countries. Just a small bit of trivia for you

  • @TopMuslimGMP
    @TopMuslimGMP Місяць тому +29

    Finally a new mjd video I love them

  • @Mexicanman750
    @Mexicanman750 Місяць тому +122

    Dank Pods mentioned 🗣️🗣️

  • @Chairemy
    @Chairemy Місяць тому +4

    Honestly from a hardware perspective it’s impressive at the price point. If the Roms were customizable I’d create my own NES game for my portfolio and hand these out like business cards.

  • @super_pretendo
    @super_pretendo Місяць тому +5

    Those PSP carts are definitely just jumpers. Wouldn't be surprised if you could jump some of the pins manually and 'unlock' even more sets of games.

  • @cheesietoastie
    @cheesietoastie Місяць тому +24

    Love the Nokia battery in the gamplae 🤣

    • @alphaascii
      @alphaascii Місяць тому

      Yup, the first thing i noticed, probably knockoff batteries as well

  • @HuseynMemmedov
    @HuseynMemmedov Місяць тому +6

    Fun fact: That Sonic ROM has improvement hack that makes the game a million times better.

  • @_g3nss
    @_g3nss Місяць тому +58

    6:34 wait... is that a nokia battery???? (BL-5C)

    • @hectormiguelperezgomez6612
      @hectormiguelperezgomez6612 Місяць тому +6

      It's not an I, it's an L, BL-5C, and yes, it looked a lot like a Nokia battery, I thought I was the only who noticed it.

    • @JARVIS1187
      @JARVIS1187 Місяць тому +5

      It is indeed. The most used and most well known battery on Nokia phones back in the day.

    • @Archer690Channel
      @Archer690Channel Місяць тому +7

      for some reason that battery is widely used nowadays in cheap electronics, i got a potable speaker and a palm sized keyboard that use it, they don't have the nokia logo but they kept the model number as the name of the brand

    • @KrisDouglas
      @KrisDouglas Місяць тому +3

      Yeah loads of Chinese devices use them, I have a network tester that uses one.

    • @Plantera2electricboogaloo
      @Plantera2electricboogaloo Місяць тому +3

      I'd bet on BL-5C and BL-5J being the most widely used ones, given as they were used on multiple Nokia phones as well

  • @barra352
    @barra352 Місяць тому +8

    Ah yes my favorite game...
    3

  • @teh_supar_hackr
    @teh_supar_hackr Місяць тому +4

    4:54 Something interesting is that a lot of these original bootleg Famiclone games are ports of Intellivision games.
    I remember one of these bootleg ports was of this Galaga clone where you shoot bees with a spray can.

  • @beastworm
    @beastworm Місяць тому +4

    just a little mention at 27:20 the gba micro knockoff probably was running a NOAC (Nes on a chip) instead of emulating in sottware like the psp knockoff

  • @Tahngarthor
    @Tahngarthor Місяць тому +14

    The X6 game file list repeats with many duplicates, there definitely are not 11,210 games on there.
    I've heard that it is possible to fix the system to play games properly as the hardware is actually up to the task, it's their terrible software that isn't doing it properly.

    • @SockyNoob
      @SockyNoob Місяць тому

      Wonder if you can run a different OS altogether or install new software.

    • @shadesoftime
      @shadesoftime Місяць тому +4

      ​@@SockyNoobinstalling haiku to the x6, but everything goes wrong

    • @exidy-yt
      @exidy-yt Місяць тому

      Yeah I am sure there is a firmware update at the very least, if not a community fix if there is a big enough community for it like the Datafrog machines have.

  • @AlojzJakob
    @AlojzJakob Місяць тому +2

    That second device with cartridges actually has all the games on it, carts are just jumpers to signal what to boot up

  • @WolfmanDude
    @WolfmanDude Місяць тому +1

    Thank you soo much for taking those devices apart! I wish every reviewer did that!

  • @GroupNebula563
    @GroupNebula563 Місяць тому +3

    fun fact: if you hold down the a and b buttons while pressing reset on most of these, you’ll get a system test screen!

  • @anokata-kd8oc
    @anokata-kd8oc Місяць тому +9

    Michael.. I'm surprised.. A REAL GAMPLAE? Just for me? Honey, that wasn't necessary, you made me blush 😅

  • @SmeddyTooBestChannel
    @SmeddyTooBestChannel Місяць тому +9

    you can tell its his first time playing battle city as i think every single person who plays it blows up their own flag

  • @TooFurious4
    @TooFurious4 Місяць тому +4

    This video gave me Ashens Pop Station vibes. I wonder what he's up to these days.

  • @Ady_Mih
    @Ady_Mih Місяць тому +6

    22:35 unexpected MJD jumpscare

    • @LukeKubinec
      @LukeKubinec Місяць тому

      I thought it was my phone glithing up

  • @trus0und
    @trus0und Місяць тому +2

    Honestly was kinda impressed with the brightness on the Gameboy Micro knockoff screen 😅

  • @magik97
    @magik97 Місяць тому +1

    I had something like that x6 when I was a kid. I used to play a lot of games on it, even listened to music on it with the headphone jack.

  • @ZonicMirage
    @ZonicMirage Місяць тому +1

    It isn't a bootleg game video without that absolute classic... Somari.

  • @AnbuMorale
    @AnbuMorale Місяць тому

    kay, I’ve always scratched my head about the obsession around the kislux book totes and their practicality, but this one is adorable!! Congratulations

  • @evilborg
    @evilborg Місяць тому +8

    I can't believe you actually spent money at TEMU for the crap they sell.....

  • @fjordpitsky4486
    @fjordpitsky4486 24 дні тому

    8:03 I just love their use of the word "exquisite" like it doesnt look like a McDonald's toy

  • @BronzedTube
    @BronzedTube Місяць тому +1

    I finally got to watch the video during my spare life.

  • @ThatWindowsGuy488
    @ThatWindowsGuy488 Місяць тому +8

    I guess you could say it’s a Fake Boy Micro…

  • @BlackFantasy470
    @BlackFantasy470 Місяць тому +2

    I like the paperclip (from the old Office versions) you've got on your table.

    • @mchenrynick
      @mchenrynick Місяць тому

      You should also get Rover, the "Windows XP help dog" :)

  • @Monhamd1000
    @Monhamd1000 Місяць тому +4

    That Sonic NES "romhack" wasn't a hack, it's a straight up pirated port of Sonic 1 on the Genesis.

    • @mchenrynick
      @mchenrynick Місяць тому

      The Genesis or the Master System? It looks 8-bit.

    • @Monhamd1000
      @Monhamd1000 Місяць тому

      ​@@mchenrynick Like a mix of both.

  • @darthcupcake2
    @darthcupcake2 Місяць тому +1

    The fact that the label for "classic games" seems to be stretched out King of Fighters characters, without a single KoF game being on the actual cartridge, is really just. peak. 10/10

  • @BCProgramming
    @BCProgramming Місяць тому +3

    Most interesting to me is that the performance issues with the X6 seem to suggest it's got some background tasks that are interrupting the foreground emulator, rather than an issue with the hardware keeping up with emulation, as it seems to have the same problems regardless of if it's a SNES, GBA, or NES game. I wonder what it is doing?

    • @exidy-yt
      @exidy-yt Місяць тому +1

      My bet is simple bad coding. I am sure there is a firmware update to fix it because the hardware should be capable of much more.

  • @Pillowie
    @Pillowie Місяць тому +3

    The sad onion makes an appearance on the back of the box 😄

  • @Allank7
    @Allank7 Місяць тому +1

    20:28
    "Test file, please delete after testing."
    Oh my.... :D

  • @awesomeferret
    @awesomeferret Місяць тому +2

    I bet the screen on that knockoff GBA Micro is better than the official screen on the Micro.

  • @NicolasBahamondes
    @NicolasBahamondes Місяць тому

    4:06 Those moments of fun. Glory music while triggering the Game Over screen 🤣

  • @Tahngarthor
    @Tahngarthor Місяць тому +3

    Congrats on your new CoolBaby! XD

  • @z9cubing574
    @z9cubing574 Місяць тому +2

    DONT GO TO SLEEP YET. Michael MJD has uploaded a new video.!!!

  • @corvusaflame713
    @corvusaflame713 Місяць тому +5

    You can buy a knock off console cheaper than you can buy a console shell replacement. 🥴

  • @Plantera2electricboogaloo
    @Plantera2electricboogaloo Місяць тому +34

    REJECT TEMU, EMBRACE ALIEXPRESS!!!

    • @schwaj
      @schwaj Місяць тому +15

      don’t they source from the same factoriess

    • @GaosArmy-Offical
      @GaosArmy-Offical Місяць тому +1

      Reject humanity , embrace monke -gtag creator, lemming

    • @igokoma
      @igokoma Місяць тому

      ​@@schwajtemu&co are filled with stolen aliexpress listings (among other sites)
      aliexpress has a lot of actual individual shops as opposed to "nebulously sourced dropshipping", it just happens that it's chinese
      ultimately most of them are bulk ordered from taobao or alibaba, but aliexpress is more likely to have stuff from the manufacturers directly where they have a storefront on either site (not sure if im making sense, it's 3am here)

    • @geofftottenperthcoys9944
      @geofftottenperthcoys9944 Місяць тому +6

      Both can be shit

    • @Plantera2electricboogaloo
      @Plantera2electricboogaloo Місяць тому

      @@schwaj most likely, yeah. i mostly wrote this as a meme, i hate all china garbage webshops tbh

  • @rzdakira
    @rzdakira Місяць тому +1

    8:21 I didn't expect a Nokia phone battery. I thought the marketing team just googled a generic rechargeable battery and stumbled upon that picture.

  • @gluttonousmaximus9048
    @gluttonousmaximus9048 Місяць тому +2

    17:13 One of those using "Actions Semi" SOCs ATJ2259 or something. Handhelds using this hardware config flooded its market in the early 2010s, with low PS1 emulation compatibility and some media playback functionalities

  • @darkred1686
    @darkred1686 Місяць тому +4

    0:00 Why you gotta say it like "Yep, it's time for *another* one of these videos.💀" when I'm like "yay, it's time for another one of *these* videos! 😁"
    I love watching people open cheap crap shipped all the way from China that I don't have the patience or attention span to wait for myself.

  • @mysticxp7389
    @mysticxp7389 Місяць тому +2

    I used to have the second fake PSP knockoff as a kid. I remember there being multiple versions when I tried to buy it again, mine likely was a fairly good model since I never had any lag when playing with it (and it had the camera was terrible for even standards back then).
    You still couldnt customize the games on the homescreen, but you could change the wallpaper 😅

    • @mysticxp7389
      @mysticxp7389 Місяць тому +2

      Another thing I just remembered was that the TV output was black and white only. I thought it was broken but after searching online it seemed like that was the norm for knockoffs like that.

    • @SockyNoob
      @SockyNoob Місяць тому +1

      Yeah they've definitely been on the market for a long time.

  • @mymusic3354
    @mymusic3354 Місяць тому

    One of the best demo videos I've seen 👍 interesting and entertaining. I've never bought off of TEMU, but I've heard about some stuff they sell, they make the products look nice but then when you try to play them, that's where they get you. 😂

    • @christopher9727
      @christopher9727 Місяць тому

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  • @kevintappminville195
    @kevintappminville195 Місяць тому +3

    I think 7+2=9, isn't the name of the cartridge, but just part of the background image!

  • @ExploringNew1
    @ExploringNew1 Місяць тому +1

    these things were the only entertainment i had after bootleg dvds

  • @RandomytchannelGD
    @RandomytchannelGD Місяць тому

    The thumbnail is the most accurate thing i have ever seen (for da logo)

  • @apeofearth4876
    @apeofearth4876 Місяць тому +1

    I have the same bootleg PS2 wallet. It's honestly pretty nice it's just big

  • @Whigu
    @Whigu Місяць тому +3

    8:00 "Game card.... 2 pcs" and you were lucky to get 3 :-D

  • @EmperorDank
    @EmperorDank Місяць тому +2

    0:36 Ive seen these on actual store shelves where i live briefly

  • @Blitzman2706
    @Blitzman2706 3 дні тому

    I appreciate the DankPods “dirty buds” reference 😆

  • @gakabler
    @gakabler Місяць тому

    This video just solidified exactly what Temu really is!

  • @mat08267
    @mat08267 Місяць тому

    man a new mjd video! it’s just what i needed! :D

  • @ralphaboi
    @ralphaboi Місяць тому +1

    33:32 back in my day, a man named Shane called that a Cool Baby

  • @Sonarikabhadoria35
    @Sonarikabhadoria35 3 дні тому +1

    not just japan, we also had battle city here in brazil and even brazillian zoomers know it

  • @misteranderbro2328
    @misteranderbro2328 Місяць тому +1

    Hell yeah, love me some sketchy shopping sites

  • @YTPewp
    @YTPewp Місяць тому +4

    I genuinely don't understand why anyone would buy these. Not even a small child would find these fun in the slightest. Classic games can be a lot of fun if they're not poorly hacked and stuck into a cheap plastic container with the sound quality of a watch beeper.

  • @gmitchellfamily
    @gmitchellfamily Місяць тому

    We are about to witness Michael's headfirst tumble down the retro handheld rabbit hole.

  • @ProtoMario
    @ProtoMario Місяць тому +15

    The Nes one is a good substitute for a few games thst run ok, it's extremely cheap but it does play some silly classic fun games like TMNT and Contra.
    However the original NES and SNES classic are extremely modable soooooo.
    To add to this comment, the knock off NES is like half the price. It would be good for someone who doesn't care if the device is destroyed or stolen, like at work.

    • @Koat676
      @Koat676 Місяць тому +1

      moldy

    • @thomasb.900
      @thomasb.900 Місяць тому

      I have the 620 in 1 nes in the video, i understand they didnt put games with battery save like zelda but i can't believe they didn't put smb2 and smb3, and like castlevania would have been cool

    • @alisharifian535
      @alisharifian535 Місяць тому +1

      I think chinese NES knock offs made in a epoxy blob IC will exist untill human civilisation exist. They will live as long as the last human lives.😂

  • @ivandkridd
    @ivandkridd Місяць тому

    Great video as always! Keep up the good work man!

  • @Lampe2020
    @Lampe2020 Місяць тому +2

    6:06 I think it's unintentional, but the packaging resembles the Swedish flag quite a lot XD

  • @Fortuna1
    @Fortuna1 Місяць тому +1

    "nes classic"
    Is literally a "NES-in-a-chip", no need more circuits, but is possible modding if can "drill" the epoxy of chip

  • @StreamCon.
    @StreamCon. Місяць тому +1

    A possible guess as to why the PSP2 is having random freezes is not because it's CPU is incapable of handling the games, but rather that it doesn't have enough RAM to store the full levels and other ROM data, and has to pause to load a little bit more of the ROM into memory.

  • @joshuadsouza4047
    @joshuadsouza4047 Місяць тому

    Battle CIty is a great game. Nice to see it on this teeny tiny thing.

  • @striderskorpion
    @striderskorpion Місяць тому +10

    The Famicom Sonic game is a pirate port and not a ROM hack.

    • @amazeyourself_
      @amazeyourself_ Місяць тому

      Yes

    • @thepirategamerboy12
      @thepirategamerboy12 Місяць тому +1

      One of my pet peeves honestly is when people who aren't as familiar with them call bootleg/pirate original games a "ROM hack" or "homebrew." I see it very often.

    • @amazeyourself_
      @amazeyourself_ Місяць тому +3

      @@thepirategamerboy12 For me, it's people who make pirate game videos, doing nothing for research or worse, spreading misinformation.
      One such example that comes to my mind is ConnerTheWaffle. In one of his videos, he mentioned that the NES Plant vs Zombies bootleg was made in Russia, but it was actually made by a company in Xi'an, China. (the company being Nice Code.)

  • @h8GW
    @h8GW 25 днів тому

    That PS2 "wallet" is so YUUUGE that I thought it was a DVD wallet at first
    Also, NGL, if that "Game Boy Micro" was a GBA emulator, it would actually be desirable.

  • @UserT5959
    @UserT5959 Місяць тому

    Opening devices and see internals is always fun

  • @filumeyer7895
    @filumeyer7895 Місяць тому

    Yess!! New Video!
    Quality Content 💯

  • @Zeleni-youtuber10
    @Zeleni-youtuber10 28 днів тому +1

    Wait doesn't that future tanks ROM hack is just "1990 tank" ROM hack , and yes that is Nintendo's game

  • @butterccm
    @butterccm 25 днів тому

    The classic game card cover is awesome

  • @r0bo804
    @r0bo804 Місяць тому

    Man i really liked this video it was really good keep up the good work

  • @sillymatthewosu
    @sillymatthewosu Місяць тому +2

    7:46 that caught me off guard

  • @uac0001
    @uac0001 Місяць тому

    I played Battle City a lot when I was a child. (In my country game consoles were all knockoff produces. ) Still fondly remember it, never finished though.

  • @BastetFurry
    @BastetFurry Місяць тому +1

    With consoles like the X6, which is a PowKiddy J6 clone apparently, i would always check first if there is a custom firmware for them.
    Better pay a tenner more for a handheld that receives updates by the community than being stuck with the most times horrible stock firmware.

    • @SockyNoob
      @SockyNoob Місяць тому +2

      Yeah, I always wondered if those knockoff systems can even have custom firmware. It really seems like it's the software that's bad.

  • @werk_studios
    @werk_studios Місяць тому +2

    if MJD gets hacked, we know why

    • @pcguy5491-the-modern-retro-man
      @pcguy5491-the-modern-retro-man Місяць тому +1

      Because Temu steals your money even if you don't use it as the owners of temu seriously hacks into your bank account and takes all your money and then you are screwed

  • @nazgulsenpai
    @nazgulsenpai Місяць тому

    The whole duplicate Roms thing is what 90% of these "x in 1" cartridges do to pad their collections. I love these trashy handhelds and have a drawer full of them and they all (at least the ones I have) use this same method. I don't play them but for some reason I just love having them. They're so absolutely absurd and the audacity of the companies that make them... Idk I just can't get enough of it. Especially when the instruction manuals have hilarious translation.

  • @paranoidgenius9164
    @paranoidgenius9164 Місяць тому

    The first blue handheld with the cartridges, the cartridges contain no circuitry & is just a gimmick. All they contain are trip tracers to tell the console to boot up the different partitions of the ROM.
    You can use a paper clip to trip it
    It reminds me of how the original Magnavox Odyssey worked with it's trip cards.
    All the games are already on the internal ROM

  • @afrohamurai
    @afrohamurai Місяць тому +1

    Ahh, the return of the 0-3 sad onions

  • @RohanSpartin
    @RohanSpartin Місяць тому +1

    Man, Temu makes Aliexpress look like a legitimate store.

    • @Zanpaa
      @Zanpaa Місяць тому

      Aliexpress is a 100% legitimate and trustworthy marketplace (not all the sellers are though). Temu is basically just a scam, just like Wish.

  • @miro007ist
    @miro007ist Місяць тому +1

    Ashens will be proud 🥲

  • @AuntyM66
    @AuntyM66 Місяць тому +1

    I have the third black console with camera. I purchased this at least 10 years. I still use it listen and record fm radio. The games and camera still work. The one you have is terrible.