I Bought Bootleg Handheld Consoles from Temu

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  • @OfficialDiRT
    @OfficialDiRT 3 місяці тому +379

    "6-7 hours of play time." Not like, before the battery runs out, but like, in total hours of entertainment you'll get out of it.

    • @PaulTheFox1988
      @PaulTheFox1988 3 місяці тому +25

      I think it'd be more like 6 or 7 minutes total, and 2 of that is taking it out of the packaging.

  • @bartlomiejm0
    @bartlomiejm0 3 місяці тому +690

    Its extremely bizzare to see USB-C and RCA jacks in one product

    • @gaborszucs8935
      @gaborszucs8935 3 місяці тому +72

      And a nokia battery.... 😂

    • @Zanpaa
      @Zanpaa 3 місяці тому +61

      It gets better, the usb-c is just the plug used for 5V, it doesn't actually support any feature of USB-C and will not charge if you plug it in a normal fast charger or a C-to-C cable! That's why they include an A-to-C cable.

    • @chronossage
      @chronossage 3 місяці тому +27

      ​@@Zanpaa fun fact: All they need is a single resistor on the right pin of the usb port and it would work with c to c chargers too.

    • @av_oid
      @av_oid 3 місяці тому +17

      @@Zanpaa​​⁠usb-c with just 5v or USB2 standard is a valid option of the usb-c standard. It’s a connector standard, nothing more.
      To save my time: “ A device with a Type-C connector does not necessarily implement any USB transfer protocol, USB Power Delivery, or any of the Alternate Modes: the Type-C connector is common to several technologies while mandating only a few of them.”

    • @Space_Reptile
      @Space_Reptile 3 місяці тому +2

      my 2024 Sony Xperia is a bizzare phone then i guess, got USB C and a Heaphone jack

  • @suobset
    @suobset 3 місяці тому +162

    Ok fun story: when I was young I actually had the PSP knockoff 2. We were broke as fuck and my parents couldn’t afford a PSP at the time. This was 2011. I got mine under the brand name “JCV”.
    That knockoff hasn’t changed a single bit in over a decade, down to the menus and all. Amazing.
    Got made fun of at school. Didn’t fucking care a bit tho, I loved that thing to death. All I cared about was the fact that mine had Contra, Super Mario Bros., and Pokémon Red. Didn’t drop frames.
    EDIT: Mine had a camera. 0.1mp VGA camera.

    • @Mahcarvė
      @Mahcarvė 2 місяці тому +2

      Nice all I got is a knock off surprme 1-500 game boy

    • @suobset
      @suobset 2 місяці тому +22

      @@Mahcarvė somehow my knockoff really had some things going for it. It had a web browser, but no way at all to connect to the Internet. It would render web pages that you saved locally. I had Pokémon info stored, like a Pokédex.
      Fun times lol.

    • @bcjs2162
      @bcjs2162 2 місяці тому +11

      That's insane, it was the exact same for me also in 2011 but while we were poor my parents bought it thinking it was a cheap psp, I would always plug it in my TV and play scooby doo mystery mayhem for gba.

    • @sametaor
      @sametaor Місяць тому +4

      Lol, I got the same knockoff as well off of a shop in Delhi, and it's still going great so far, especially since I got it back in 2016. All the games you mentioned are present, and then some. the camera is also there, then there's a music player. For a knockoff, it was quite awesome ngl. Not that I cannot afford a proper console now, but having a PC where you can just run a PSP emulator makes it pointless (for me at least).

    • @urielalbertodiazreynoso6309
      @urielalbertodiazreynoso6309 Місяць тому

      He is faking the drop frames. You can see that his hands stop shaking when there is a "drop frame".

  • @894MUSIC
    @894MUSIC 3 місяці тому +421

    Temu, the home of ENDLESS PILES OF PLASTIC WASTE.

    • @teh_supar_hackr
      @teh_supar_hackr 3 місяці тому +53

      And the world champion of yoinking people's personal credit info behind everyone's backs!

    • @YOUR_NARRATOR975
      @YOUR_NARRATOR975 3 місяці тому +9

      Almost endless, they do sell anbernic devices and they're pretty good.

    • @HuntergamerbenOfficial
      @HuntergamerbenOfficial 3 місяці тому +3

      if you knew plastic is made out of the same thing we put in our motor vehicle so yea this is just a waste of resources

    • @hectormiguelperezgomez6612
      @hectormiguelperezgomez6612 3 місяці тому +6

      The home of endless piles of plastic and the home of awful and horrendous ads in UA-cam, only in Temu

    • @ninamercer6807
      @ninamercer6807 3 місяці тому

      @@YOUR_NARRATOR975 don't use their "service". They're known to literally steal your money by just a little bit every day, after you make a purchase.

  • @DannyB587
    @DannyB587 3 місяці тому +114

    This stirs up memories of Ashens reviewing PopStations.

    • @GOPRepubliklan
      @GOPRepubliklan 3 місяці тому +9

      I preferred the PCP Station.

    • @DannyB587
      @DannyB587 3 місяці тому +10

      @@GOPRepubliklan A little Chanticleer Hegemony

    • @GOPRepubliklan
      @GOPRepubliklan 3 місяці тому

      @@DannyB587 🤣🤣🤣

    • @LuminalSpoon
      @LuminalSpoon 3 місяці тому +4

      Pop Siiaion

    • @SamJDH
      @SamJDH Місяць тому +1

      Happy to see the 0-3 sad onions make a comeback! (Let's go fighting! Do your best effort!)

  • @JorgeALXNDR
    @JorgeALXNDR 3 місяці тому +59

    I'm saying this not as a negative commentary, but I damn love to fall sleep with your videos. It's in a very thin line of I kinda care about what you are saying but not really yet it calms me down and soothes me away into my dreams

    • @scout8145
      @scout8145 3 місяці тому +14

      Seconded! I know it’s such a weird compliment for a creator to hear, but he’s definitely making my life better with his content, just in a different way than expected lol

    • @sutpecna
      @sutpecna 2 місяці тому +9

      I watch his videos several times because of that. At first I watch them to go to sleep, then rewatch (now paying attention) when I'm awake. I've probably seen his XP related videos at least 5 times each.

    • @z33z11
      @z33z11 Місяць тому +2

      @@sutpecna me when nilered talks about actual chemistry

    • @aikou2886
      @aikou2886 Місяць тому +2

      I get what you're saying. His voice is calm and relaxing, there's no annoying music/sound fx so you can relax as you watch the video.
      Kind alike ASMR?

  • @Mehtalik
    @Mehtalik 3 місяці тому +288

    Blue PSP cartridges are fake! You can see that there are only two traces going from the cartridge slot, meaning the cartridges only act like switches to switch to a different internal cartridge bank.

    • @dyter424
      @dyter424 3 місяці тому +30

      Actually I'm surprised: I kinda expected those to do absolutely nothing at all.

    • @denniswoycheshen
      @denniswoycheshen 3 місяці тому +8

      Even just different banks of the same memory chip. Why be so complicated.

    • @shadesoftime
      @shadesoftime 3 місяці тому +4

      ​@@denniswoychesheni guess that comes with having an NES SoC, probably the easiest way to fit so much shit in there

    • @randomname_tqrk
      @randomname_tqrk 3 місяці тому +7

      Well I mean, it's from Temu. I'd be more surprised if they weren't fake.

    • @Gogoseit
      @Gogoseit 3 місяці тому +3

      now I feel less upset about him not taking apart a cartridge, and disappointed its not an actual cartridge

  • @FennecTECH
    @FennecTECH 3 місяці тому +169

    I’d rock that ps2 wallet

    • @Pawnband
      @Pawnband 3 місяці тому +7

      Hell ya. I'd way rather have that than anything else in the video.

    • @dancoroian1
      @dancoroian1 3 місяці тому +5

      Classy. Understated. Sleek. What more could a fancy gentleman aspire to in a wallet?

    • @JesusChrististhemainone
      @JesusChrististhemainone 3 місяці тому +1

      Agreef it looks awesome

    • @h8GW
      @h8GW 2 місяці тому +1

      @dancoroian1 Sleek, my butt. It's almost the size of a DVD wallet that you'd keep actual PS2 games in.

    • @dancoroian1
      @dancoroian1 2 місяці тому +4

      @@h8GW I think you'll find sleekness has very little to do with size...

  • @O5-XIV
    @O5-XIV 3 місяці тому +49

    MJD forgot the most Important info about the Micro..
    1:41 "Naught to three sad onions"

  • @theBlueFox2
    @theBlueFox2 3 місяці тому +50

    Finally, a unisex game console. I don't have to choose anymore.

  • @lennontism
    @lennontism 3 місяці тому +26

    The PS2 wallet seems so cool! I'd unironically use it.

  • @andrasszabo7386
    @andrasszabo7386 3 місяці тому +16

    The second one looked like the card slot was just for the show, and each card shorts different pins to access different partitions of the flash chip.

  • @TopMuslimGMP
    @TopMuslimGMP 3 місяці тому +30

    Finally a new mjd video I love them

  • @MyComputerStudios_
    @MyComputerStudios_ 3 місяці тому +94

    These are all portable Famiclones (NES-on-a-chip), the last one is just an ARM32 Linux-based handheld thing

    • @AvegIslam-q2s
      @AvegIslam-q2s 3 місяці тому

      True i subscribed to you!

    • @thecryingsoul
      @thecryingsoul 3 місяці тому +18

      The last ones are not even linux, or anything unix based at all, that's giving them WAY too much credit.
      They are essentially using cheap mp3 chips, and are running some form of uCOS i believe.

    • @markianclark9645
      @markianclark9645 3 місяці тому

      ​​@@thecryingsoul...don't know what software the X6 runs but it's the same as my early Powkiddy J6 and DataFrog X20..I've had both and still use the one I have left..I broke the J6 LCD screen..MJDs handheld seems worse than mine somehow..not that mine are much better..but i don't get that much lag..and NES plays ok..only get glitches on Advance games as far as i notice..and it was cheaper than 32 dollars..they both were..I have far better handhelds these days but i smile at the cheap Chinese plastic crap i bought years ago..I have Anbernic quality now..I waited patiently for sellers to upgrade and picked up RG-350P and M for around 50 British pounds or 55 dollars each..Michael paid too much but it's only an entertainment video..I also have the earlier version of the NES /Famiclone 620in1...mines 500in1 I bought in 2017..2 of them within a few months apart..not for the crappy games built in but to fit a RaspberryPi 3b modification with RetroPie..still have the same shell beside me..on my desk..it now houses a 3A+ RPi..it had an A+ 700 MHz but too slow for shit..the 3A+ quad core is plenty quick enough to play everything up to Playstation..see zippiz channel for build tutorial..Swedish guy..I owe him a lot for what i learnt from him

  • @Lampe2020
    @Lampe2020 3 місяці тому +61

    Why did the blue PSP knockoff use a pixel-accurate-moveable cursor in so many places instead of using the arrow buttons to switch a highlight to the next button in that direction?!?

    • @Unpredictable_Fennec
      @Unpredictable_Fennec 3 місяці тому +6

      It's not the device it's just the multicart rom and I guess whoever made that rom put in a tiny bit more effort

    • @Lampe2020
      @Lampe2020 3 місяці тому +7

      @@Unpredictable_Fennec
      The cardridges are in this case basically a removable part of the device, not really an add-on. And it's more tedious to use if you actually have to aim that cursor instead of knowing that one press will bring you one space over in the chosen direction.

    • @Unpredictable_Fennec
      @Unpredictable_Fennec 3 місяці тому +1

      @@Lampe2020 what ? I'm talking about the roms in the device they're multi carts as in they have multiple games,the cartridges aren't real they just have 2 pins to connect in a certain way to tell the device to open the selected multi cart

    • @Lampe2020
      @Lampe2020 3 місяці тому +1

      @@Unpredictable_Fennec
      Then the cardridges are even more just a removable part of the device. So it's even more on the creators of the device why they chose that way of interacting with the thing. But it changes literally nothing about the fact that for that form factor normal controller behaviour would be better.

    • @Unpredictable_Fennec
      @Unpredictable_Fennec 3 місяці тому +8

      @@Lampe2020 you dont understand me,the way the cursor works is all in the game rom,the people who made the device aren't the ones who made them,they just did the key mapping

  • @mjdxp5688
    @mjdxp5688 3 місяці тому +33

    That Sonic game is a hack of an infamous port of Sonic to the Famicom called "SoMari". The original had Sonic levels and gameplay, but a Mario sprite instead of Sonic for some reason. Someone hacked it to be just Sonic instead.

    • @kidwolf0015
      @kidwolf0015 3 місяці тому +7

      Didn't it also have a plot in the final level where Mario saves a bunch of Sonics trapped in cages which ends with a super campy message about how much Mario and Sonic love each other now that "they're best friends"? Or was that another "Mario-in-Sonic" style rom hack?
      Edit: So, my memory is really dumb. It's not SoMari, but "Sonic the Hedgehog 4" for the SNES. Also, the roles are reversed. Sonic has to save the caged Marios. Also they're described as "good friends forever" that "nobody can separate"....
      .... and I forgot that the last part was "Sonic LOVES Nintendo. Mario LOVES SEGA."
      I remembered it vaguely enough to capture its craziness at least, right? XD

    • @BetaJJ009x
      @BetaJJ009x 3 місяці тому +5

      @mjdxp5688
      SoMari was considered to be the one of the worst of so-called "pirated" games for the NES. As you've mentioned, a dedicated fan had hacked the game to make it a feasible demake of Sonic 1, and since then, it had gotten updates to where it looks so damn good. Unfortunately, due to the state of limitations of NES hardware, the controls _still remain wonky_ to this day.

  • @Mexicanman750
    @Mexicanman750 3 місяці тому +141

    Dank Pods mentioned 🗣️🗣️

  • @virt-manager
    @virt-manager 3 місяці тому +13

    This makes me remember of when my parents bought me a handheld knockoff which had actually hundreds of games (they had their own ones actually). I used to play with it until I wanted to look what's inside annnnd... I broke it! Didn't work since that day. I still miss the music it played when I turned on the console

  • @TweeterMan287
    @TweeterMan287 3 місяці тому +24

    MichaelMJD doing a video about knock off handhelds from temu?? I think I did a happy twitch

  • @_g3nss
    @_g3nss 3 місяці тому +60

    6:34 wait... is that a nokia battery???? (BL-5C)

    • @hectormiguelperezgomez6612
      @hectormiguelperezgomez6612 3 місяці тому +6

      It's not an I, it's an L, BL-5C, and yes, it looked a lot like a Nokia battery, I thought I was the only who noticed it.

    • @JARVIS1187
      @JARVIS1187 3 місяці тому +5

      It is indeed. The most used and most well known battery on Nokia phones back in the day.

    • @Archer690Channel
      @Archer690Channel 3 місяці тому +7

      for some reason that battery is widely used nowadays in cheap electronics, i got a potable speaker and a palm sized keyboard that use it, they don't have the nokia logo but they kept the model number as the name of the brand

    • @KrisDouglas
      @KrisDouglas 3 місяці тому +3

      Yeah loads of Chinese devices use them, I have a network tester that uses one.

    • @Plantera2electricboogaloo
      @Plantera2electricboogaloo 3 місяці тому +3

      I'd bet on BL-5C and BL-5J being the most widely used ones, given as they were used on multiple Nokia phones as well

  • @WolfmanDude
    @WolfmanDude 3 місяці тому +1

    Thank you soo much for taking those devices apart! I wish every reviewer did that!

  • @Tahngarthor
    @Tahngarthor 3 місяці тому +16

    The X6 game file list repeats with many duplicates, there definitely are not 11,210 games on there.
    I've heard that it is possible to fix the system to play games properly as the hardware is actually up to the task, it's their terrible software that isn't doing it properly.

    • @SockyNoob
      @SockyNoob 3 місяці тому

      Wonder if you can run a different OS altogether or install new software.

    • @shadesoftime
      @shadesoftime 3 місяці тому +4

      ​@@SockyNoobinstalling haiku to the x6, but everything goes wrong

    • @exidy-yt
      @exidy-yt 3 місяці тому

      Yeah I am sure there is a firmware update at the very least, if not a community fix if there is a big enough community for it like the Datafrog machines have.

  • @super_pretendo
    @super_pretendo 3 місяці тому +9

    Those PSP carts are definitely just jumpers. Wouldn't be surprised if you could jump some of the pins manually and 'unlock' even more sets of games.

  • @anokata-kd8oc
    @anokata-kd8oc 3 місяці тому +10

    Michael.. I'm surprised.. A REAL GAMPLAE? Just for me? Honey, that wasn't necessary, you made me blush 😅

  • @tjnucnuc
    @tjnucnuc 3 місяці тому +11

    It’s so funny many of these use actual flip phone batteries. Somewhere in China there is huge surplus of them.

  • @cheesietoastie
    @cheesietoastie 3 місяці тому +25

    Love the Nokia battery in the gamplae 🤣

    • @alphaascii
      @alphaascii 3 місяці тому

      Yup, the first thing i noticed, probably knockoff batteries as well

  • @anonytuser711
    @anonytuser711 3 місяці тому +25

    The MJD outro music makes me sad because the video is over. :(

    • @aurastrike
      @aurastrike 3 місяці тому +3

      I love the music itself, but yeah I agree it playing in this context is sad

  • @GroupNebula563
    @GroupNebula563 3 місяці тому +6

    fun fact: if you hold down the a and b buttons while pressing reset on most of these, you’ll get a system test screen!

  • @teh_supar_hackr
    @teh_supar_hackr 3 місяці тому +4

    4:54 Something interesting is that a lot of these original bootleg Famiclone games are ports of Intellivision games.
    I remember one of these bootleg ports was of this Galaga clone where you shoot bees with a spray can.

  • @Chairemy
    @Chairemy 3 місяці тому +5

    Honestly from a hardware perspective it’s impressive at the price point. If the Roms were customizable I’d create my own NES game for my portfolio and hand these out like business cards.

  • @gluttonousmaximus9048
    @gluttonousmaximus9048 3 місяці тому +17

    2:33 For a famiclone, that's an impressive number of smoothly moving snowflakes on the screen.

  • @SmeddyTooBestChannel
    @SmeddyTooBestChannel 3 місяці тому +9

    you can tell its his first time playing battle city as i think every single person who plays it blows up their own flag

  • @cardinalwhale
    @cardinalwhale 3 місяці тому +3

    While Battle City was released only in Japan, it often was bundled with pirated Famicom clones, it was actually one of the most popular games in post Soviet countries. Just a small bit of trivia for you

  • @HuseynMemmedov
    @HuseynMemmedov 3 місяці тому +6

    Fun fact: That Sonic ROM has improvement hack that makes the game a million times better.

  • @AnbuMorale
    @AnbuMorale 3 місяці тому

    kay, I’ve always scratched my head about the obsession around the kislux book totes and their practicality, but this one is adorable!! Congratulations

  • @beastworm
    @beastworm 3 місяці тому +4

    just a little mention at 27:20 the gba micro knockoff probably was running a NOAC (Nes on a chip) instead of emulating in sottware like the psp knockoff

  • @elijahgaming08
    @elijahgaming08 8 днів тому +1

    Yoooo, it's crazy how I got a temu ad before watching this video

  • @BCProgramming
    @BCProgramming 3 місяці тому +4

    Most interesting to me is that the performance issues with the X6 seem to suggest it's got some background tasks that are interrupting the foreground emulator, rather than an issue with the hardware keeping up with emulation, as it seems to have the same problems regardless of if it's a SNES, GBA, or NES game. I wonder what it is doing?

    • @exidy-yt
      @exidy-yt 3 місяці тому +1

      My bet is simple bad coding. I am sure there is a firmware update to fix it because the hardware should be capable of much more.

  • @barra352
    @barra352 3 місяці тому +8

    Ah yes my favorite game...
    3

  • @Tahngarthor
    @Tahngarthor 3 місяці тому +3

    Congrats on your new CoolBaby! XD

  • @AlojzJakob
    @AlojzJakob 3 місяці тому +2

    That second device with cartridges actually has all the games on it, carts are just jumpers to signal what to boot up

  • @darthcupcake2
    @darthcupcake2 3 місяці тому +2

    The fact that the label for "classic games" seems to be stretched out King of Fighters characters, without a single KoF game being on the actual cartridge, is really just. peak. 10/10

  • @TooFurious4
    @TooFurious4 3 місяці тому +4

    This video gave me Ashens Pop Station vibes. I wonder what he's up to these days.

  • @mat08267
    @mat08267 3 місяці тому

    man a new mjd video! it’s just what i needed! :D

  • @Ady_Mih
    @Ady_Mih 3 місяці тому +6

    22:35 unexpected MJD jumpscare

    • @LukeKubinec
      @LukeKubinec 3 місяці тому

      I thought it was my phone glithing up

  • @ivandkridd
    @ivandkridd 3 місяці тому

    Great video as always! Keep up the good work man!

  • @trus0und
    @trus0und 3 місяці тому +2

    Honestly was kinda impressed with the brightness on the Gameboy Micro knockoff screen 😅

  • @BronzedTube
    @BronzedTube 2 місяці тому +1

    I finally got to watch the video during my spare life.

  • @ZonicMirage
    @ZonicMirage 3 місяці тому +1

    It isn't a bootleg game video without that absolute classic... Somari.

  • @shinyagumon7015
    @shinyagumon7015 28 днів тому +1

    I haven't seen anyone here mention it, but the educational games background music is just straight up "When you wish upon a Star" from Disney's Pinocchio.

  • @evilborg
    @evilborg 3 місяці тому +8

    I can't believe you actually spent money at TEMU for the crap they sell.....

  • @magik97
    @magik97 3 місяці тому +1

    I had something like that x6 when I was a kid. I used to play a lot of games on it, even listened to music on it with the headphone jack.

  • @Pillowie
    @Pillowie 3 місяці тому +3

    The sad onion makes an appearance on the back of the box 😄

  • @BlackFantasy470
    @BlackFantasy470 3 місяці тому +2

    I like the paperclip (from the old Office versions) you've got on your table.

    • @mchenrynick
      @mchenrynick 3 місяці тому

      You should also get Rover, the "Windows XP help dog" :)

  • @r0bo804
    @r0bo804 3 місяці тому

    Man i really liked this video it was really good keep up the good work

  • @awesomeferret
    @awesomeferret 3 місяці тому +2

    I bet the screen on that knockoff GBA Micro is better than the official screen on the Micro.

  • @Mohammed1000real
    @Mohammed1000real 3 місяці тому +4

    That Sonic NES "romhack" wasn't a hack, it's a straight up pirated port of Sonic 1 on the Genesis.

    • @mchenrynick
      @mchenrynick 3 місяці тому

      The Genesis or the Master System? It looks 8-bit.

    • @Mohammed1000real
      @Mohammed1000real 3 місяці тому

      ​@@mchenrynick Like a mix of both.

  • @filumeyer7895
    @filumeyer7895 3 місяці тому

    Yess!! New Video!
    Quality Content 💯

  • @wbat5816
    @wbat5816 Місяць тому

    I love how at the beginning, he drops everything and it looks like clippy is scared!🤣

  • @ThatWindowsGuy488
    @ThatWindowsGuy488 3 місяці тому +8

    I guess you could say it’s a Fake Boy Micro…

  • @EmperorDank
    @EmperorDank 3 місяці тому +2

    0:36 Ive seen these on actual store shelves where i live briefly

  • @gluttonousmaximus9048
    @gluttonousmaximus9048 3 місяці тому +2

    17:13 One of those using "Actions Semi" SOCs ATJ2259 or something. Handhelds using this hardware config flooded its market in the early 2010s, with low PS1 emulation compatibility and some media playback functionalities

  • @Allank7
    @Allank7 3 місяці тому +1

    20:28
    "Test file, please delete after testing."
    Oh my.... :D

  • @mysticxp7389
    @mysticxp7389 3 місяці тому +2

    I used to have the second fake PSP knockoff as a kid. I remember there being multiple versions when I tried to buy it again, mine likely was a fairly good model since I never had any lag when playing with it (and it had the camera was terrible for even standards back then).
    You still couldnt customize the games on the homescreen, but you could change the wallpaper 😅

    • @mysticxp7389
      @mysticxp7389 3 місяці тому +2

      Another thing I just remembered was that the TV output was black and white only. I thought it was broken but after searching online it seemed like that was the norm for knockoffs like that.

    • @SockyNoob
      @SockyNoob 3 місяці тому +1

      Yeah they've definitely been on the market for a long time.

  • @rzdakira
    @rzdakira 3 місяці тому +1

    8:21 I didn't expect a Nokia phone battery. I thought the marketing team just googled a generic rechargeable battery and stumbled upon that picture.

  • @charliebrmg
    @charliebrmg 3 місяці тому +6

    0:11 You forgot to mention the “Bootleg Microsoft Office 2010 Professional Saga”

  • @mymusic3354
    @mymusic3354 3 місяці тому

    One of the best demo videos I've seen 👍 interesting and entertaining. I've never bought off of TEMU, but I've heard about some stuff they sell, they make the products look nice but then when you try to play them, that's where they get you. 😂

    • @christopher9727
      @christopher9727 2 місяці тому

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  • @z9cubing574
    @z9cubing574 3 місяці тому +2

    DONT GO TO SLEEP YET. Michael MJD has uploaded a new video.!!!

  • @wbat5816
    @wbat5816 Місяць тому

    1:40 they were like:
    "Ah it's fine! Who needs that many screenshots? Spoiled people!?"
    Which sort of makes sense because they want you to figure out what those games are yourself!😂

  • @ChaossX77
    @ChaossX77 2 місяці тому +2

    10:35 Love how they spelled gameplay.

  • @kevintappminville195
    @kevintappminville195 3 місяці тому +3

    I think 7+2=9, isn't the name of the cartridge, but just part of the background image!

  • @fjordpitsky4486
    @fjordpitsky4486 2 місяці тому

    8:03 I just love their use of the word "exquisite" like it doesnt look like a McDonald's toy

  • @RealTheCrasher8
    @RealTheCrasher8 3 місяці тому

    New MJD video :D

  • @RandomytchannelGD
    @RandomytchannelGD 3 місяці тому

    The thumbnail is the most accurate thing i have ever seen (for da logo)

  • @joemck85
    @joemck85 Місяць тому

    You should look inside the GAMPLAE cartridges. I had a PSP-shaped thing that emulates Genesis games and it came with a single cartridge shaped the same as the GAMPLAE ones. I looked inside the cartridge and it was just a tiny PCB that connects 2 pins of the cartridge slot -- rather than a pluggable ROM it was just a switch that activates more stuff stored on the internal chip. That made me wonder if there were any cartridges for it that I didn't have, so I looked at the PCB and saw what connector pins went to anything, and if I recall I found / "created" one additional cartridge by putting a wire between a different pair of pins.

  • @NicolasBahamondes
    @NicolasBahamondes 3 місяці тому

    4:06 Those moments of fun. Glory music while triggering the Game Over screen 🤣

  • @ExploringNew1
    @ExploringNew1 3 місяці тому +1

    these things were the only entertainment i had after bootleg dvds

  • @powercoder
    @powercoder 12 днів тому +1

    Get r36s in 40ish price range is the best!

  • @Blitzman2706
    @Blitzman2706 Місяць тому

    I appreciate the DankPods “dirty buds” reference 😆

  • @corvusaflame713
    @corvusaflame713 3 місяці тому +5

    You can buy a knock off console cheaper than you can buy a console shell replacement. 🥴

  • @gmitchell_tc
    @gmitchell_tc 3 місяці тому

    We are about to witness Michael's headfirst tumble down the retro handheld rabbit hole.

  • @BastetFurry
    @BastetFurry 3 місяці тому +1

    With consoles like the X6, which is a PowKiddy J6 clone apparently, i would always check first if there is a custom firmware for them.
    Better pay a tenner more for a handheld that receives updates by the community than being stuck with the most times horrible stock firmware.

    • @SockyNoob
      @SockyNoob 3 місяці тому +2

      Yeah, I always wondered if those knockoff systems can even have custom firmware. It really seems like it's the software that's bad.

  • @Plantera2electricboogaloo
    @Plantera2electricboogaloo 3 місяці тому +34

    REJECT TEMU, EMBRACE ALIEXPRESS!!!

    • @schwaj
      @schwaj 3 місяці тому +15

      don’t they source from the same factoriess

    • @GaosArmy-Offical
      @GaosArmy-Offical 3 місяці тому +1

      Reject humanity , embrace monke -gtag creator, lemming

    • @igokoma
      @igokoma 3 місяці тому

      ​@@schwajtemu&co are filled with stolen aliexpress listings (among other sites)
      aliexpress has a lot of actual individual shops as opposed to "nebulously sourced dropshipping", it just happens that it's chinese
      ultimately most of them are bulk ordered from taobao or alibaba, but aliexpress is more likely to have stuff from the manufacturers directly where they have a storefront on either site (not sure if im making sense, it's 3am here)

    • @geofftottenperthcoys9944
      @geofftottenperthcoys9944 3 місяці тому +6

      Both can be shit

    • @Plantera2electricboogaloo
      @Plantera2electricboogaloo 3 місяці тому

      @@schwaj most likely, yeah. i mostly wrote this as a meme, i hate all china garbage webshops tbh

  • @ArsamSheibani
    @ArsamSheibani 3 місяці тому

    18:29
    Son:“Mom can we get a psp?”
    Mom:“We have a psp at home.”
    The psp at home:

  • @jarkogulis
    @jarkogulis 3 місяці тому +17

    Thanks! It feels special to watch your videos before everyone else can.

    • @TechnoWindows1
      @TechnoWindows1 3 місяці тому +3

      hi there

    • @HardPourCorn
      @HardPourCorn 3 місяці тому +1

      Comment made: 16 min ago
      Video released: 11 min ago
      Those 5 minutes must have been sweet.

    • @jarkogulis
      @jarkogulis 3 місяці тому +4

      ​@@HardPourCornThe video was published over 8 hours ago...
      Also, what's the problem with commenting on a video if you haven't finished watching it?

  • @Mahanagha
    @Mahanagha 3 місяці тому +5

    9:32 tpye-c did you mean

    • @JoBot__
      @JoBot__ 3 місяці тому

      *Type-C

    • @Mahanagha
      @Mahanagha 3 місяці тому +2

      @@JoBot__ on the device was written "tpye-c" not type-c

    • @JoBot__
      @JoBot__ 3 місяці тому

      @@Mahanagha Oh, I didn't notice. That's funny.

  • @UltimatePerfection
    @UltimatePerfection 2 місяці тому

    That poke Tetris thing seems to be based on the Tengen Tetris on the NES (which is also common multicart sight, usually under the name of Tetris II).

  • @gakabler
    @gakabler 3 місяці тому

    This video just solidified exactly what Temu really is!

  • @apeofearth4876
    @apeofearth4876 3 місяці тому +1

    I have the same bootleg PS2 wallet. It's honestly pretty nice it's just big

  • @StreamCon.
    @StreamCon. 3 місяці тому +1

    A possible guess as to why the PSP2 is having random freezes is not because it's CPU is incapable of handling the games, but rather that it doesn't have enough RAM to store the full levels and other ROM data, and has to pause to load a little bit more of the ROM into memory.

  • @YTPewp
    @YTPewp 3 місяці тому +5

    I genuinely don't understand why anyone would buy these. Not even a small child would find these fun in the slightest. Classic games can be a lot of fun if they're not poorly hacked and stuck into a cheap plastic container with the sound quality of a watch beeper.

  • @Whigu
    @Whigu 3 місяці тому +3

    8:00 "Game card.... 2 pcs" and you were lucky to get 3 :-D

  • @UserT5959
    @UserT5959 3 місяці тому

    Opening devices and see internals is always fun

  • @superdarthangel
    @superdarthangel 3 місяці тому

    Yay! Just in time for snacks!

  • @butterccm
    @butterccm 2 місяці тому

    The classic game card cover is awesome

  • @misteranderbro2328
    @misteranderbro2328 3 місяці тому +1

    Hell yeah, love me some sketchy shopping sites

  • @ProtoMario
    @ProtoMario 3 місяці тому +15

    The Nes one is a good substitute for a few games thst run ok, it's extremely cheap but it does play some silly classic fun games like TMNT and Contra.
    However the original NES and SNES classic are extremely modable soooooo.
    To add to this comment, the knock off NES is like half the price. It would be good for someone who doesn't care if the device is destroyed or stolen, like at work.

    • @Koat676
      @Koat676 3 місяці тому +1

      moldy

    • @thomasb.900
      @thomasb.900 3 місяці тому

      I have the 620 in 1 nes in the video, i understand they didnt put games with battery save like zelda but i can't believe they didn't put smb2 and smb3, and like castlevania would have been cool

    • @alisharifian535
      @alisharifian535 3 місяці тому +1

      I think chinese NES knock offs made in a epoxy blob IC will exist untill human civilisation exist. They will live as long as the last human lives.😂

  • @darkred1686
    @darkred1686 3 місяці тому +4

    0:00 Why you gotta say it like "Yep, it's time for *another* one of these videos.💀" when I'm like "yay, it's time for another one of *these* videos! 😁"
    I love watching people open cheap crap shipped all the way from China that I don't have the patience or attention span to wait for myself.

  • @thardump859
    @thardump859 3 місяці тому +1

    Okay I gotta know.... What processor does that 33 dollar handheld use? Doesn't seem very powerful given how it runs NES games, but I assume that's due to inefficient coding. So what kind of processor does it use? Is it 16 bit or 32? Is it one of those 32 bit RISC processors? Because I wanna know if they still make those!

  • @unamelable256
    @unamelable256 3 місяці тому

    Michael MJD know Action Retro and DankPods?
    Its really warming to knowing those channel because you like tech stuff