not sure why crossfade didnt include the clip of Loki enjoying the fart community a little too much, really felt like Loki was opening up to everyone 😊
Very disappointed that Crossfade didn’t help with getting Jeremy out of suffocation, you were clearly in need of assistance, this is on him. Jeremy was the future of this town. We need someone to fix the border control system. Jeremy was our salvation of this crisis. May he rest in peace with his father Jeremy senior.
back during the "simpler times", each new upload of yours would bring me to tears laughing. now, during the " complex present", each new upload still brings me to tears, & i'm still laughing, but.. i'm not sure the two are related.
And to the ducks dismay the man says "No... alas we only sell lemonade" but he assured the duck it was cold and fresh and even homemade. He then asked "Can I get you a glass?"
Yall should add the create mod if yall havent already, build a giant dystopian steampunk train that transports your slaves to your dystopian building full of gears and moving parts and smoke going into the air. That sounds like oddworld.
10:25 I did that once. I turned a huge desert on legacy console edition where I covered it up with endstone and chorus fruit. It was very endertaining.
Drinking soda at 16:50 was a bad mistake. Somehow it made me laugh while swallowing, so the soda went down a bit, came up again and entered my lunge. It was not even a spit take, I literally quietly drowned as the liquid seeped out of me. Update: 18:43 I almost did the same mistake again. That shits funny
@@tobias5481 Looking at a 19 year old sexting with a 17 year old as "sending sexually explicit text messages to an underage girl" is peak internet brainrot
Carson thanks for posting my fiance left me and my life is falling apart but ur videos are one of the only things that make me smile plz dont stop posting ur streams on youtube thank you
I consistently read the title of this video 'my minecraft modpack is getting Stronger.' What happened carson. My name is carson too. Thars funny right? Maybe they dhould call me carson instead.
Every single time i watch a callmecarsonlive video, I know that at the middle of the vidoe theres that subserver promo section, but EVERYTIME without fail, i check beacuse i get worried its the end, please tell me its not just me
I am absolutely baffled at the cow perfectly mimicking an amogus in the everlasting darkness, which faded as soon as its ruse was exposed
Shlorperz
The devil disguises himself in the coat of the righteous
thge crog toad
that was pretty funny, thanks for sharing!
@@38centimetersyes?
Pizza fired shrimp? You’re telling me wood fried how this rice is gonna get a job now?
Fired shrimp pizza? How you’re telling me? Is this rice gonna get a job now?
You're gonna get a Pizza? fried job is now this? rice? how wood fired a rice telling shrimp
What is updog?
I had a stroke reading this
🫠 givint I got stroke
not sure why crossfade didnt include the clip of Loki enjoying the fart community a little too much, really felt like Loki was opening up to everyone 😊
The fact that carson favourited this despite what happens behind the scenes is very telling
@@Crossfade1625 huh
@@Crossfade1625 what do you mean?
Fartethia
Hello any fart sniffers in DC
Very disappointed that Crossfade didn’t help with getting Jeremy out of suffocation, you were clearly in need of assistance, this is on him. Jeremy was the future of this town. We need someone to fix the border control system. Jeremy was our salvation of this crisis. May he rest in peace with his father Jeremy senior.
carson's employee carson's problem
It's OK, Crossfade was secret service, we honestly can't blame him
5:35 to 6:18 is such an deranged series of events back to back it feels like something i'd see at the Eric Andre show
that intro had me graciously frolicking in fields of corn while humming "doo doo doo"
a real heffley would be humming "la la la la la"
Shiver me timbers they fly now!?
The stranger it gets the more it hurts you
Minecraft but the mods strange you
@@analogicparadox that is strange
minecraft but clippy hurts you
Minecraft but it hurts
Sorry for trying to talk to you
You should be more sorry for letting Jeremy die you monster 😭
I ate Jeremy's liver.
@@mrjukeboxparty4563 carson's employee carson's problem
@@Crossfade1625 it won't be carson's problem when carson's employee suddenly and mysteriously goes missing on August 12th 2024 at 8:39pm
Deicide
THE RAT JACKING HIS SHIT THREW ME INTO A 5 MINUTE LAUGH ATTACK HAHAUIHPI;4FJN 18:43
I love Carson’s new group of rapscallions, they’re so charming
its been almost 3 years how are they new
@@misfortunecookiedragon oh no
back during the "simpler times", each new upload of yours would bring me to tears laughing. now, during the " complex present", each new upload still brings me to tears, & i'm still laughing, but.. i'm not sure the two are related.
5:38 still is the craziest clip ever made
14:47 There's someone on the wing! Some... thing..!
5:46 Carson's fuckin Dracula laugh caught me so off guard
i just had a great idea for a joke. so there's this duck, right?
And it walks up to this place of business, where they sell sweet lemon water
And despite that fact, the duck asks the guy running the place for, and this is the real kicker, grapes
And to the ducks dismay the man says "No... alas we only sell lemonade" but he assured the duck it was cold and fresh and even homemade. He then asked "Can I get you a glass?"
Then the duck shot him with a shotgun
@@No.Yes.. and said “we bang on crip on bd lamron, slat slatt gang on homie on set.”
I LOVE MICROSOFT CLIPPY! I CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF HIS CURVES!!!
His curves only satiate my carnal desire so much... I wish he was real
The first few seconds is the most memorable part of this video, it's just such a whimsical moment.
2:12 my video buffered here so I thought this lasted for at least a minute
my favorite character in this episode is when he said ''my rattede goddte litddle de hellmet"
Minecraft but if I see dekunut6714 talking about something hurting you I hurt myself
Yall should add the create mod if yall havent already, build a giant dystopian steampunk train that transports your slaves to your dystopian building full of gears and moving parts and smoke going into the air.
That sounds like oddworld.
they have create i think?
also hi fellow oddworld fan
Really happy to hear we will be getting a download for the pack sometime whenever its stable :) thank you carson
8:04 pigeon.
Minecart but the top three hurts you... Carbon 12!
10:25 I did that once. I turned a huge desert on legacy console edition where I covered it up with endstone and chorus fruit. It was very endertaining.
This feels like I'm in a food coma except I'm actually on the brink of a food coma
can't wait for the mod release
the only channel that can make a 20 minute video feel like 60❤
The amongus cow is one of the funniest things iver ever seen
RIP Bob Donuts
Perfect content to watch while horribly sick. We love you carbson
Hope you're feeling better 💪
I literally was just looking through the vod channel cause I was wanting an upload and before I could find a video this came out
Can't believe that Microsoft Clippy is now in the CMC Crew
16:32 I was literally just about to try and wipe the hair away
I NEED this modpack BADLY
GIVE ME THE CREEPER GIRL MOD
This entire video felt exactly like the one fever dream i had when dreaming of Minecraft
I’m still grieving the tragic death of Bob Donuts.
Drinking soda at 16:50 was a bad mistake. Somehow it made me laugh while swallowing, so the soda went down a bit, came up again and entered my lunge. It was not even a spit take, I literally quietly drowned as the liquid seeped out of me.
Update: 18:43 I almost did the same mistake again. That shits funny
Damn I never knew Carson came back at some point. The internet did him dirty tbh
he sent sexually explicit text messages to an underage girl? what actually do you mean did him dirty
@@tobias5481 Looking at a 19 year old sexting with a 17 year old as "sending sexually explicit text messages to an underage girl" is peak internet brainrot
@@tobias5481 dude it was literally just a 2 year age gap, if you think there's anything wrong with that you actually need to touch grass
@@EQuake2290 ? Youre cooked lil bro
@@tobias5481 I'm not. The vast majority of the planet would agree with me. Only terminally online people wouldn't.
Carson I'll support you in your "completely losing his era"
need more of this bro im dying laughing dude😭😭
Yeah that pressure plate thing happened on my modded singleplayer, I eventually updated a bunch of mods and/or forge version and it went away.
It feels like your videos are 5 minutes man you are entertainment
So this is the new Carson 🤩🤩 glad to see he’s doing better now! ☺️☺️
Ah yes "new"
Glad to see him back
almost 3 years ago
very new, rejuvenated and fresh 🤩
Imagine you randomly joined Carson's sever just to see the most cursed shit ever with nothing but chaos happening. Bro I would die 😭☠
Once you release the modpack I'm gonna find a way to stealth download it onto my little brother's PC and tell him it's a new update
The banban mod 🗣️
The second half of this is atctually how Jeff the Killer creepypasta came into existence
As someone with pet rats it's about time the mainstream give them the love they deserve
Man I wanted to see more of that flying dutchman that was awesome
I miss the tree of ygdrasil
can't wait to get this modpack, looks like fun
I can't believe we had two presidential candidate assassination attempts this year
Carson thanks for posting my fiance left me and my life is falling apart but ur videos are one of the only things that make me smile plz dont stop posting ur streams on youtube thank you
TBH that just wasn't carson's fault jeremy died. The guy who had the tools to free jeremy just stood there.
oh no carson installed tech mods
i'm going insane i know for a fact that there was another installment to this series, where did it go
That clippy thumbnail reminds me that I need to finish my Clippy Mod for Terraria where he tells you helpful info.
there are some who call me carson...
every day, carson becomes stronger...
1:35 they came to silence you. Don't let them tread on you, Carson, stay safe and don't let the Jeremy allegations get to you
I was not prepared for the jumpscare at the end
CARSON IS BACK?!!
Was that the Flying Dutchman in the beginning?
PS. the glitchy door and pressure plate anomaly went on for like 20 mins and I don't think anyone figured it out.
CARSON PLEASE DONT LEAVE ME HERE
the second the video started i had a sneezing fit, i’m assuming you are responsible
These times are so simple
I consistently read the title of this video 'my minecraft modpack is getting Stronger.' What happened carson. My name is carson too. Thars funny right? Maybe they dhould call me carson instead.
Carson: “My minecraft modpack is getting stranger…”
Bro’s minecraft modpack is getting stranger…
please include a full mod list at some point!
Broo the part at 21:14 was craaaazy
Ikr!
What about 3d glasses during the eclipse
Pfzensis
the image edits of Carson literally look like MDickie characters
17:06 why is he sounds like that one heavy?
Clippy the kind of guy that should be the mayor
Carson is slightly cross eyed no one can tell me otherwise
Every day we get closer to simpler times
Mr Car Battery please make longer videos as 20 minutes isn’t sufficient enough for my liking thank you
-jerbert
I am ENTITLED to at least an hour of brain slop!
YO HOWS PIZZA GONNA GET A JOB NOW AM I RIGHT?!
could you maybe give us a list of the mods you used in this world?
Every single time i watch a callmecarsonlive video, I know that at the middle of the vidoe theres that subserver promo section, but EVERYTIME without fail, i check beacuse i get worried its the end, please tell me its not just me
Bald Carson looks like the good dinosaur
An instant clasic
my mind is melting help
If only Bob Donuts was here to see this
I screamed when the pirate flew
i still struggle to believe that people need to be tipped in the US, i live in Aus and it is such a weird thing to me. we don't have to tip landlords.
its insane that i thought this was sdmp for a minute
15:48 nahhhhhhhhh why he looking like Mini Ladd 😱
The guy listing all the Presidential Assasins forgot someone....
Yay another call me carson video *defeated sigh* here we go again (
will the modpack be released? or at least the list of mods so we can make the modpack ourselves
yes but its in a very dysfunctional state so they're waiting until its all fixed up.
hi cannon you're vidoes make me relly really hapy and you make my wee wee go boing boing boin :3
what armor is that at 2:20
Rare Fish Investor hat goes hard
Gapranka
where can i find the mod list? some of these mods are very.... compelling
Well this thumbnail sure looks amusing
Can I do my biddings in the lavatory with a companion?