That's pre-cult. Once you're in, you're contractually obligated to ignore the imminent threat of death and/or dismemberment posed by Kevin. Legally, he's the safest person to be around.
@@MajoDaArtist there’s a game just announced I think on steam called dread dawn which seems to have npcs and doesn’t seem too different from PZ, just not as detailed.
It's actually an event of the officers transporting a prisoner lol, the kinky stuff was the two naked guys. Two interesing events in a short span of time
I can see why Kevin liked Michelle if she didn't know there was a zombie apocalypse and was just going on a rampage. Aww, they've so much in common. ^_^
When I try to use it the game starts lagging very hard when I have 3-4 NPCs nearby, like down to 10 frames or less, do you know what could be causing this?
My headcanon is that there wasn’t even a zombie apocalypse in this universe, Kevin is just really good at convincing his followers to kill everyone else on sight
11:39 "What kind of a bathroom is this?" The kind YOU made once, Kevin, remember? It led out onto a seating area where a blond scientist lived with his telescope. His hobbies included getting pregnant with aliens and eating toasted cheese sandwiches.
I just want to thank you for getting me absolutely HOOKED on this game. If you run into NotKevin, tell him that his series on DoNotCallMeKevin sealed the deal.
quick tip Kev, if u kill a zambie inside of a building they have chance to drop a key thatll work for every door in said building. love the content, much love an respect from Canada!
To protect? What are you talking about? They were there to protect him. Not that they did a good job at it, but they sure were willing to give their lives for him, thats all Kevin can ask for.
Its funny that the NPCs are a perfect mix between smart and stupid boarding up windows? Smart. Shooting random zombies wasting a bunch of ammo? Well thats sewerslide
Kevin: "Marie, you wanna be my new wife? If so, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!" Marie: *Stays still, waiting for the zombies to eat her without moving an inch.* I think she might not be completely convinced to marry you... 🤔
So this is what happens around the npcs Kevin comes across. Random Gunshots, and saying "The hell?" and there is a crazed lunatic running around with a firearm. 0:50
4:43 "Aha, a key! That's Spanish for 'here' (aquí)" I usually make that joke on English-speaking channels (findings keys is a thing that happens often in games), so I appreciate Kevin knows enough Spanish to make it himself (you could say there was "a key aquí") 🔑👇
Ned truly is the embodiment of that late , great Theodore Roosevelt quote "speak softly and carry a tiny hammer....and also stand behind people with guns.....and also run away if those people die."
Masculine but manipulative protagonist (who uses others for his goals) loses his altruistic malewife Racket Man (third wife at that) and lashes out his rage on a random survivor while One Winged Angel playing in the background. Hollywood could never.
19:21 the assault rifle..it's just like the last noise i heard...my heart is raising when i thought i wasn't alone i checked and realised it was all in my head.
Racket man swinging the tennis racket with a wicked back hand and everything is going to be alright because the zombie was slain without much of a fight
I was playing Bitlife (a game I'm addicted to thanks to Kevin) when I got the notification and stopped playing to watch; love me some Project Zomboid videos. This should be hilarious!
I'd be interested in seeing one of your Sims characters as a Project Zomboid survivor. Probably not Jim Pickens (because he'd probably be a bigger threat to humanity than the zombies) but maybe Turg or a Mole Person.
There is a very helpful mod that adds an arrow to the car dash that will tell you what side your gas tank is on. If you pull up to a gas pump and cannot fill the car, it is because the gas tank is on the other side of your car. So if you pull up with your passenger side next to the pump, but cannot fill it, try making it so the drivers side is next to the pump instead! You are able to use the pump from either side, but the proper side of your car has to be next to the pump to use it.
I've binged all your videos on PZ and have been playing religiously the last week, and was about to go to bed as its 05:30, but then you had to upload another video... I can last another 25😅
Aw man, I was hoping for Kevin to be tending to a random car and then get shot by an unsuspecting Raider behind him. Because that has happened to me once.
I like the idea that Ned has led his cult to believe that there is a zombie apocalypse, but actually this is all just their distorted view of reality and they're actually just murdering their neighbours for no reason
The imagine of Ned carrying dead Racket man on his back while continuously pushing over the raider, then frantically trying to pull out his hammer and dropping Racket man's corpse on the way made me laugh so much 😂
little did the npc’s know that the biggest risk is kevin, not the zombies…
That's pre-cult. Once you're in, you're contractually obligated to ignore the imminent threat of death and/or dismemberment posed by Kevin. Legally, he's the safest person to be around.
@@HumanPerson_final DJ Kevi or Jim Pickens?
Humans aren't the real enemy, it's just Kevin
That's why his first wife tried barricading every window. She was trying to contain him.
Kevin is always the biggest threat
Proceeds to have 2 wives in a row and lose both in the span of 30 seconds. Then gets married again. What. A. Player.
Marriage Genius
if he can marry the grim reaper and jim pickens in sims
anything is possible
Me: IRL
Simple, his zombie lawyer is an expert in life insurances
Still a better love story than Twilight
Trust Kevin’s ability to try and start a cult in every game he plays😂
And what is life if not an elaborate game?
Lowkey they should just add npcs. Seems like it would make the game a lot more fun.
Trust in kevin, and he shall trust in you.
More like "Cult Me Kevin".
@@MajoDaArtist there’s a game just announced I think on steam called dread dawn which seems to have npcs and doesn’t seem too different from PZ, just not as detailed.
marital issues in project zomboid is a new low
I'm glad Kevin asked himself why it always has to turn into a cult thing. The first step is admitting you have a problem.
"A problem". Sounds like you need to tip your glass back a little bit more, you haven't had enough Kool-aid.
@@emrickazor2610 Kev-aid 😏
RIP Racket Man
Served but not forgotten.
The ball was in his court and he served it well!. What a legend
We will never forget the swing of hope he's given our lives
Thank you for your service.
Kevin should know that there's a mod that adds the entirety of Shrek 1 & 2 to the game's pool of VHS tapes. He should go on a quest to find one.
This comment needs to be waaayy high up.^^
And now I know what I'm sneaking into our next playthrough...
Aww, Kevin's so used to surviving the Zombie Apocalypse with Max that he had to create AI friends to play with him when Max isn't around.
Racket Man’s death was sadder than anything in the walking dead
Glenn level of sadness!
For real, that was the most invested I ever got into a zombie apocalypse character.
3:55 The first thing my brain went to was "they broke out and needed a disguise."
Kevins first thought: "KINKY SEX STUFF!"
Pretty sure it was just the actual police responding to actual escaped prisoners
It's actually an event of the officers transporting a prisoner lol, the kinky stuff was the two naked guys. Two interesing events in a short span of time
I can see why Kevin liked Michelle if she didn't know there was a zombie apocalypse and was just going on a rampage. Aww, they've so much in common. ^_^
Theres a reason why they got married in the first place. Birds of a feather and all.
For people looking for the mod; Its called Superb Survivors! in the steam workshop!
Like this so people can see it please! :)
thank you
When I try to use it the game starts lagging very hard when I have 3-4 NPCs nearby, like down to 10 frames or less, do you know what could be causing this?
@@SovietRussia777 The mod is the problem
@@SovietRussia777 yeah this mod is nice in theory, only in theory
@@eartheclipse8 rip, I want it to work so bad
Not even two minutes in the marriage and already gunshots rang
My headcanon is that there wasn’t even a zombie apocalypse in this universe, Kevin is just really good at convincing his followers to kill everyone else on sight
11:39 "What kind of a bathroom is this?" The kind YOU made once, Kevin, remember? It led out onto a seating area where a blond scientist lived with his telescope. His hobbies included getting pregnant with aliens and eating toasted cheese sandwiches.
the the youtuber family was a cursed family indeed
Kevin plays any game “I think I’m going to make a cult”
For real! 😂
Kevin, we allll know that you're the real NPC in Project Zomboid.
I just want to thank you for getting me absolutely HOOKED on this game. If you run into NotKevin, tell him that his series on DoNotCallMeKevin sealed the deal.
Imagine a entire Jim Pickens series in project zombie like Kevin’s sims series
I can’t keep commenting this every time Kevin releases a new Project Zomboid video, BUT YES A NEW PROJECT ZOMBOID VIDEO!!
Dude same
You could be the hype man
You absolutely can, it's good for engagement on the video, and like mood
I SCREAMMED
He can't keep getting away with this!
The “Did you see it” to Racket Man from Nukes top 5. 😂 18:03
Thought I was losing my mind for a moment like "wait was that Nuke???" 😂
You watch Nuke, too??
I was about to say the same
Kevin: :They just say 'sounds good' to whatever order I bark at them. Who even are you?"
Me: Don't worry, it's just the Cult.
2:38 i love you kevin but that edit was the funniest subtlest thing i have ever seen. Kevin is an editing genius (unironically)
How Kevin exits a house:
Wide Open Door ❌️
Closed Window ✅️
quick tip Kev, if u kill a zambie inside of a building they have chance to drop a key thatll work for every door in said building.
love the content, much love an respect from Canada!
6:10 i love how he only remembered ron's name after seeing the shovel in his bag
Well, of course, he would never have become such an iconic character without his shovel.
I'm disappointed this Ron doesn't say beans every 5 seconds.
He's too exhausted to get excited for beans.
See, thats why he had to die. A Ron without beans is no Ron at all.
I'm sure this will go swimmingly, it's not like Kevin has any history of committing atrocities upon NPCs
I love that you somehow felt Project Zomboid wasn’t hard enough, you had to add someone to protect. 😂
To protect? What are you talking about? They were there to protect him. Not that they did a good job at it, but they sure were willing to give their lives for him, thats all Kevin can ask for.
Zombie apocalypse and everyone running outside, shooting zombies? Yep, sounds like how a zombie apocalypse in US would go.
Nice…zombies can't feel pain or fear, but NPCs can.
Hey Kevin. If you press Z, you can switch seats giving you more time to get out of the car. The zombie will need to walk your new door :)
Kevin is the most NPC player to ever exist, so this is practically NPC zombie vs NPC humans.
Its funny that the NPCs are a perfect mix between smart and stupid boarding up windows? Smart. Shooting random zombies wasting a bunch of ammo? Well thats sewerslide
Kevin: "Marie, you wanna be my new wife? If so, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!"
Marie: *Stays still, waiting for the zombies to eat her without moving an inch.*
I think she might not be completely convinced to marry you... 🤔
can't stop replaying wife 1 opening fire on the neighbourhood and Kevin being absolutely bewildered
When I saw the thumbnail, all I could hear was PS2 Ron going "We're outnumbered!"
Kevin having a loyal cult of random folk to do all his busywork feels like exactly what he wanted from the beginning 😂
Katrina stuck at the door at 12:51 had me dying 😂😂😂😂😂
What an awesome idea to have meat shields…i mean Npc’s to help you with the game Kevin, you are a sacrificing Npc’s for your own benefit genius.
One minute into the apocalypse and Kevin's Wife making the block sound like Chicago
As a native chicago spawn, we find this very funny.
Who would win? All of Kevin's custom characters vs 1 billion lions?
Default Default would beat all of them.
Jim Pickens would certainly come up with a way to eradicate 1 billion lions (provided he hasn't done that on his own already)
Kevin
Kevin would win
Well that depends. What are the Lions armed with?
The lions would probably get destroyed, think of the gta v chaos and cop mod guy, one good roll and everyone is obliterated
So this is what happens around the npcs Kevin comes across. Random Gunshots, and saying "The hell?" and there is a crazed lunatic running around with a firearm. 0:50
4:43 "Aha, a key! That's Spanish for 'here' (aquí)" I usually make that joke on English-speaking channels (findings keys is a thing that happens often in games), so I appreciate Kevin knows enough Spanish to make it himself (you could say there was "a key aquí") 🔑👇
Ned truly is the embodiment of that late , great Theodore Roosevelt quote "speak softly and carry a tiny hammer....and also stand behind people with guns.....and also run away if those people die."
The "A key! That's spanish for here" joke was so damn funny
Masculine but manipulative protagonist (who uses others for his goals) loses his altruistic malewife Racket Man (third wife at that) and lashes out his rage on a random survivor while One Winged Angel playing in the background.
Hollywood could never.
19:21 the assault rifle..it's just like the last noise i heard...my heart is raising when i thought i wasn't alone i checked and realised it was all in my head.
Man, sucks to hear about Ronald. He really was always so good with a shovel. What an iconic character of the CMK universe. He wont be forgotten
Racket man swinging the tennis racket with a wicked back hand and everything is going to be alright because the zombie was slain without much of a fight
I was playing Bitlife (a game I'm addicted to thanks to Kevin) when I got the notification and stopped playing to watch; love me some Project Zomboid videos. This should be hilarious!
Wife? PZ not beating the "The Sims with zombies" allegations
If Kevin is the leader everything usually devolves...or evolves depending on how you look at it...into a cult
As soon as Racketman went down, Kevin went Rick-Rage on Logan xD very emotional
Not that Logan had anything to do with Racket Mans death, but someone have to pay for it. 😔
Now, not only the zombies will be victims to the malice of Kevin. The NPCs are never safe. :')
I would absolutely support Kevin becoming A Minecraft & Zomboid channel
I searched for exactly this an hour ago and this comes out, Kevin truly is an mine reader.
Ned a'Frienders: "Howdy zombie neighborino!" 🧟🧟♀️🧟♂️
19:04 honestly thought that was my washing machine and was legit surprised when Kevin reacted to it
Nothing will ever be more funnily terrifying as “YOU THINK YOU CAN RUN FROM ME ON THAT BUM LEG!” from Kevin
I thought Kevin wouldn't start the cult in PZ... Well. I'm impressed.
The Nuke's Top 5 use at @18:06 was delightful and wholly unexpected. I love it when my favorites merge.
Kevin is another level of cult leader. He doesnt make a cult in each game, the game joins Kevin's cult irl
Yay. I've been rewatching so many old episodes. Thank the Dear Leader for a new post!!
Can’t wait for Kevin to start a multiplayer server in project zomboid so he can start another cult
When he says "Aqui, that means "here" in Spanish" and you brace for a Babbel ad
2:38 RIP Survivor Ruth.
1:06 why does Kevin sounds like Arnold Schwarzenegger.
I'd be interested in seeing one of your Sims characters as a Project Zomboid survivor. Probably not Jim Pickens (because he'd probably be a bigger threat to humanity than the zombies) but maybe Turg or a Mole Person.
was just watching the project zomboid rv video and was wistfully hoping for another one to be uploaded soon. thank you for reading my mind, kevin.
There is a very helpful mod that adds an arrow to the car dash that will tell you what side your gas tank is on. If you pull up to a gas pump and cannot fill the car, it is because the gas tank is on the other side of your car. So if you pull up with your passenger side next to the pump, but cannot fill it, try making it so the drivers side is next to the pump instead!
You are able to use the pump from either side, but the proper side of your car has to be next to the pump to use it.
I literally had a similiar idea for a video LOL. Kevin truly is a military genius. RIP Racketman
4:44 Idk why but the "Ah-HA! a key! That's Spanish for 'here'" really tickled my funny bone
I can't be the only one who caught the Nuke's reference at 18:06😱 Love your content Kevin - it always puts me in a bright mood💖
I always wondered what Project Zomboid NPCs would be like lol thank you Kevin, a genius as always
Kevin playing Project Zomboid? Yes please!!
As someone named Logan, this part was absolutely terrifying 22:52
Wow, another game that has a modding community that makes the game better! Who wouldve thought?
20:22 thank god i was waiting for you to sing that ever since you mentioned it
The best bit is how when playing with anyone else, Kevin operates exactly like these NPCs.
On this episode of The Walking Ned...
I've binged all your videos on PZ and have been playing religiously the last week, and was about to go to bed as its 05:30, but then you had to upload another video... I can last another 25😅
I havent watched you in a minute kevin, glad to see you're still doing the thing
Aw man, I was hoping for Kevin to be tending to a random car and then get shot by an unsuspecting Raider behind him.
Because that has happened to me once.
I like the idea that Ned has led his cult to believe that there is a zombie apocalypse, but actually this is all just their distorted view of reality and they're actually just murdering their neighbours for no reason
I love Kevin's project zomboid videos! I've been playing it recently, and I am very bad, lol
R.I.P Racket man he was loved😢
Kevin playing more Zomboid reaffirms the fact that he needs to play Rimworld
The imagine of Ned carrying dead Racket man on his back while continuously pushing over the raider, then frantically trying to pull out his hammer and dropping Racket man's corpse on the way made me laugh so much 😂
I love that Kevin is more devastated over Racket Man than either of his wives.
Three words psychotic Rick Grimes
I absolutely love when final fantasy 7 sound effects or music is added to your videos
Look on the positive side Kevin, you don't have to pay any alimony.
Lol this really made me laugh out loud a lot, especially towards the end. Such chaos.
Kevin "If you want to be my new wife RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!"
*Stands and lets the zombies eat her.
All this needs is Vidkund showing up to shit on your day with an unexplained grudge spanning years now
never doubt Kevin's ability to start a cult in every single game he puts an eye in
Crazy idea here, project zomboid, friendly and unfriendly npcs, no zombies.
Wekcome, Racket Man to the Family. New character unlocked.
Doesn’t matter where Kevin goes in a game destruction seems to come