Project Zomboid but there's only one zombie... and he is invincible

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  • @CallMeKevin
    @CallMeKevin  8 місяців тому +2774

    This was a fun one, thanks for the love everyone! We have some cool new stuff coming up but I got to go for now... Jeff is here, see ya next week!

  • @hhdbhn302
    @hhdbhn302 8 місяців тому +4483

    He straight up parked on Jeff .... That's actually so smart it makes up for the dumb idea of setting Jeff on fire

    • @joeb3017
      @joeb3017 8 місяців тому +501

      At the same time tho, he didn't think to just leave his car parked on him and sleep somewhere else but instead spent a crazy amount of time finding sleeping pills so he could sleep in the car on top of him. I think that's still a net negative on ideas.

    • @mar_speedman
      @mar_speedman 8 місяців тому +377

      @@joeb3017 Considering that Jeff seems to respawn a lot whenever he's off screen, Kevin keeping Jeff in sight was the better idea. I was half expecting Jeff to teleport out of the van and attack Kevin while he was sleeping, though

    • @hfjireh
      @hfjireh 8 місяців тому +15

      but he cant sleep with Jeff underneath him!

    • @joeb3017
      @joeb3017 8 місяців тому +102

      @@mar_speedman True, I'm not sure the exact laws of physics that govern Jeff the zombie. If he's able to magically change underwear, it's not outside the realm of possibility for him to escape a car. Perhaps Kevin knew something we don't?

    • @Profeshinal
      @Profeshinal 8 місяців тому +38

      @@joeb3017 Maybe jeff could magically change his underwear to something bigger than the van so then the van would have to be moved out of the way, thus letting jeff get back up. And since we only ever see jeff do this off screen, Kevin was still a genius because he kept jeff on screen while he was under the van

  • @hopelesswatermelon8543
    @hopelesswatermelon8543 8 місяців тому +5522

    "A really annoying neighbour who wants you dead" so... Jim Pickens?

    • @that_pan_chick8650
      @that_pan_chick8650 8 місяців тому +46

      😂 literally the definition of Jim

    • @artsyhoodies
      @artsyhoodies 8 місяців тому +112

      It's Jim's lesser known cousin, Jeff Pickens.

    • @ever55
      @ever55 8 місяців тому +31

      Vid Cund is that you?

    • @KhairyanNP
      @KhairyanNP 8 місяців тому +5

      Is all mighty Ragnarok

    • @chicken4976
      @chicken4976 8 місяців тому +6

      No, Jim is That Weird Neighbour

  • @warmerj8520
    @warmerj8520 8 місяців тому +1601

    Love how "Not safe to sleep here" translated to "Not tired enough" in Kevin's brain.

    • @stidles5461
      @stidles5461 8 місяців тому +116

      not tired enough to say "feck it who cares how unsafe it is" lol

    • @basil9973
      @basil9973 6 місяців тому +56

      To be fair, in the game fear and pain prevent you from sleeping up until you're tired enough. It would honestly make sense for the same thing to happen with danger

    • @EighmyLupin
      @EighmyLupin 3 місяці тому +2

      @@basil9973 Yep, Kevin is proving, once again, he's a genius.

  • @cooliostarstache5474
    @cooliostarstache5474 8 місяців тому +552

    Jeff isn't actually a zombie, he just looks like that after being repeatedly brutally assaulted by a paranoid Kevin

    • @pedrovallefin8406
      @pedrovallefin8406 8 місяців тому +62

      And yet he still insists on following Kevin everywhere. Theyre both equally obssesed with each other but in oposite ways.

    • @GodzillaSamurai
      @GodzillaSamurai 6 місяців тому +19

      Legend says its because jeff was trying to return Kevin his wallet

  • @EnviousWorm1532
    @EnviousWorm1532 8 місяців тому +422

    Oddly enough this made me REALLY want a kevin zomboid series where there's NO zombies it's just a man alone in the world losing his mind and (inevitably) dying in a car crash

    • @pedrovallefin8406
      @pedrovallefin8406 8 місяців тому +37

      That sounds like a wonderful plot for indie post-apocaliptic movie. Or maybe a remake of I Am Legend. Or just an average day out fo Kevin. Theres a reason he never leaves his house, he knows what would happen to him.

    • @Verdessa1273
      @Verdessa1273 8 місяців тому +38

      turning off zombies is actually a really good way to learn the ins and outs of the game, and it's actually kinda fun too

    • @Sir_nuggets
      @Sir_nuggets 8 місяців тому +7

      @@pedrovallefin8406and after the protag dies Jonny b good plays whil we zoom out all the way to the voyager one flouting thrue space

    • @birdblackbird4766
      @birdblackbird4766 4 дні тому +1

      oh I hope Kevin will do this some day

  • @thekidkhalid3286
    @thekidkhalid3286 8 місяців тому +1082

    Jeff seems to have no sense of personal space

    • @jenniferc.6165
      @jenniferc.6165 8 місяців тому +11

      He wanted to be in the cult too, but Kevin told Jeff, "No you can't, you'd be eating my subscribers on a daily basis and (our Dear Leader} Jim Pickens wouldn't have any cult followers then." LOL

    • @darthrevan2843
      @darthrevan2843 6 місяців тому +2

      saint row good game

  • @mferreiraluiza
    @mferreiraluiza 8 місяців тому +2533

    It's kinda beautiful in a way how even in a zombie apocalypse Kevin manages to get in an 🏃‍♂️🚗 accident

    • @ryanjackson854
      @ryanjackson854 8 місяців тому +57

      It was outa pocket but he ain’t wrong

    • @WailfulSeeker82
      @WailfulSeeker82 8 місяців тому +39

      A one zombie apocalypse, to be precise. I think that says alot... 😂

    • @IgnoreingClass
      @IgnoreingClass 8 місяців тому +30

      It was a canon event, if it didn't happen the keverse could collapse

    • @MYNAMEISJOHNMUSTARD
      @MYNAMEISJOHNMUSTARD 8 місяців тому +10

      Gotta hand it to him for being consistent

    • @dalila55
      @dalila55 8 місяців тому +6

      You all are forgetting the amount of car crashes in TWD games & Lori crashing her car in an open road at earlier seasons. 😂

  • @amanderan_oranges
    @amanderan_oranges 8 місяців тому +971

    Kevin and Zomboid go together like Jim and Pickens

  • @NeverCallKriss
    @NeverCallKriss 8 місяців тому +4758

    Imagine a alternate universe where instead of 'Jeff the killer' we have 'Jeff the annoying neighbour that wants you dead'

  • @AddisonStaats-uq6oj
    @AddisonStaats-uq6oj 8 місяців тому +336

    Thank you for not quitting youtube. I know it can be very stressful and there's alot of work that goes into it, but your chaotic content really makes my day and has helped me get through alot of my own issues recently. You are a legend, and if you ever do quit before the inevitable, I'll remember you for helping me. Thanks Kevin!

  • @Eenkognito
    @Eenkognito 8 місяців тому +840

    'Who keeps toilet paper in the glove box' My dad does, its a space-concious replacement for tissue paper for sneezes and stuff, and works for bloody noses and gauze stuff too.

    • @dingowarrior815
      @dingowarrior815 8 місяців тому +15

      Same
      Damn allergies

    • @ajm5007
      @ajm5007 8 місяців тому +110

      Using toilet paper in place of gauze is generally not a great idea because it's intended to fall apart when wet, which makes it difficult to fully remove from a wound (or nosebleed) later. You want something that can be removed in one piece, even after it's soaked in blood.

    • @ArturGlass.C
      @ArturGlass.C 8 місяців тому +4

      My dad does cuz he goes hiking a lot.

    • @FemboiMars
      @FemboiMars 8 місяців тому +47

      @@ajm5007 yep. Textbook “do not” example.

    • @garethkalum8297
      @garethkalum8297 8 місяців тому +5

      ​@@ajm5007 this! 💯

  • @tccasanova
    @tccasanova 8 місяців тому +180

    I love the implication that jeff is the reason the town is empty, by violence or by fear

    • @pedrovallefin8406
      @pedrovallefin8406 8 місяців тому +21

      In reality they all left because of Kevin, they feared him far more than they did Jeff. Jeff was actually the only one willing to stay around to suffer Kevins company. And yet Kevin doesnt apreciate all he does for him. What a tragic bromance they have.

  • @MilesGreenMusic
    @MilesGreenMusic 8 місяців тому +1314

    I like the "hey friend" Instead of "friends". It makes me feel like I'm Kevin's favorite cult memb- uh I mean UA-cam viewer 🥰

    • @hfjireh
      @hfjireh 8 місяців тому +43

      it makes me feel alone... 😦

    • @bannankev
      @bannankev 8 місяців тому +19

      I mean I’m Kevin so clearly I’m a favorite cult member of the UA-cam community.

    • @lumpy1093
      @lumpy1093 8 місяців тому +37

      Lads, we don't have to fight over who is the favorite. Don't you see? On UA-cam we are one, we are the viewer, we are... "friend" we are all favorites.✋️😀🤚
      All heil Jim. 🙏

    • @pancake8180
      @pancake8180 8 місяців тому +22

      @@lumpy1093 sounds like something a not favourite would say

    • @hfjireh
      @hfjireh 8 місяців тому +7

      @@pancake8180 ohh thats harsh

  • @lucienmoolman8017
    @lucienmoolman8017 8 місяців тому +387

    Kevin and Jeff: Frienemies

    • @artsyhoodies
      @artsyhoodies 8 місяців тому +19

      *one sided Frienemies

    • @Man_Aslume
      @Man_Aslume 6 місяців тому +1

      That isn't Jeff the killer, that's Jeff the Frenemy

  • @WalrusWinking
    @WalrusWinking 8 місяців тому +442

    "Hey there friend" Kevin what happened to "friends"?! Where is your other friend? 👀👀

    • @CallMeKevin
      @CallMeKevin  8 місяців тому +324

      It was Jeff... but you saw how that turned out

    • @sheenakr7616
      @sheenakr7616 8 місяців тому +17

      @@CallMeKevin jeff aint your friend, i thought he was your angry neighbour

    • @D_Skipper
      @D_Skipper 8 місяців тому +45

      @@sheenakr7616they _were_ friends. Up until... the incident.

    • @pedrovallefin8406
      @pedrovallefin8406 8 місяців тому +8

      @@D_Skipper Did Jeff run Kevin over with his car did Kevin run him over? Or is it like a cycle of incidents?

    • @voxvolhynia5400
      @voxvolhynia5400 8 місяців тому +9

      @@D_Skipper *Ominous boom*

  • @tithikarmakar7055
    @tithikarmakar7055 8 місяців тому +297

    3:21 I just got jumpscared by Kevin: Español Edition. I feel like my year has been made.

    • @andheregoesmyname
      @andheregoesmyname 8 місяців тому +31

      no quieres poco
      TU NECESITAS MÁS, MÁS, MÁS

    • @felalito
      @felalito 3 місяці тому

      no querieres un poco?
      TU NECESITAS MAS MAS MAS

    • @MiHiFiDi
      @MiHiFiDi 3 місяці тому

      donde la puedo comprar?

  • @lindseymjjfan
    @lindseymjjfan 8 місяців тому +181

    "You go in, I go out. Great, now you want out too." - trying to wrangle kids/pets (also Jeff)
    Love all the challenges you do in Project Zomboid ❤

  • @CallOfCutie69
    @CallOfCutie69 8 місяців тому +424

    One slow but invincible enemy is one of my phobias, ngl..
    it’s very.. death-like 💀

    • @aev6075
      @aev6075 8 місяців тому +46

      Have you watched "it follows"? It's about STDs (I think) but the idea is just that.

    • @fromwalet
      @fromwalet 8 місяців тому +3

      Yessss

    • @TF2CrunchyFrog
      @TF2CrunchyFrog 8 місяців тому +35

      I mean, as long as the enemy can't magically teleport or phase through obstacles, you could just put the creature in a room it can't break out of or pus it ito a pit and pour concrete into the pit so it is forever trapped in stone.

    • @snakewithapen5489
      @snakewithapen5489 8 місяців тому +34

      ​@TF2CrunchyFrog yeah but doing that causes it to possess whatever structure is built on top of the concrete pit, and gives it an unquenchable hunger for trespassing children

    • @CallOfCutie69
      @CallOfCutie69 8 місяців тому +9

      @@TF2CrunchyFrog as long as you stay healthy and do checkups you won’t die… until you slip up 💀

  • @hecknfrick4236
    @hecknfrick4236 8 місяців тому +92

    There were so many times when I thought "why doesn't he park the car on top of Jeff and sleep on the ground?" Would that work?

    • @jindo5
      @jindo5 8 місяців тому +50

      He'd gave to get far enough away from the zombie for the game to no longer think he's indanger, which might cause it to respawn.

    • @daefaron
      @daefaron 8 місяців тому +6

      ​@@jindo5was wondering if it was just spawning after he got so far away

    • @jindo5
      @jindo5 8 місяців тому +41

      @@daefaron It respawns nearby after he gets a certain distance away. That's why it changes clothes, and stopped being on fire.

    • @Lilll3
      @Lilll3 5 місяців тому

      or if just jeff wasnt around at some moment, try to sleep in a car at a random time

  • @midlifecrisi
    @midlifecrisi 8 місяців тому +56

    Kevin forgot the most important part of any plan: Kevin-proofing.

  • @mathiassvendsen9788
    @mathiassvendsen9788 8 місяців тому +56

    Kevin saying “Hey there Friend” instead of “Friends” threw me for a loop but I realize I like it. Hey to you too friend!

  • @OzOrnis
    @OzOrnis 8 місяців тому +30

    "Jeff" is such a normalcy whiplash. I usually expect names like "Man" or "The"...

  • @john98765333
    @john98765333 8 місяців тому +84

    20:32 You dropped your bag. xD
    Also, I am surprised you didn't park a car on top of him, and then sleep in another vehicle nearby, lol

    • @miarok3
      @miarok3 8 місяців тому +7

      I'm wondering why he didn't drive super far, park, and sleep before Jeff pops up 😭

    • @WailfulSeeker82
      @WailfulSeeker82 8 місяців тому +22

      ​@miarok3 i think the game teleported Jeff anytime he was out of range

    • @theminerboy5694
      @theminerboy5694 6 місяців тому +1

      I believe zombies can eventually crawl out from under vehicles in PZ.

  • @joshuawilliams7033
    @joshuawilliams7033 8 місяців тому +127

    I too have a really really annoying neighbor that wants me dead

    • @TheHiddenSystem
      @TheHiddenSystem 8 місяців тому +8

      I have myself that wants me dead 😃

    • @ryanm2
      @ryanm2 8 місяців тому +2

      @@TheHiddenSystem Getting real.

    • @mr_ars0nist812
      @mr_ars0nist812 8 місяців тому +4

      Dinkleberg ….

  • @Shibdyuti
    @Shibdyuti 8 місяців тому +43

    I mean Jeff probably wants his revenge for starting a zombie apocalypse in his peaceful neighbourhood last time.
    Mmmm...I love me some popped corn and a huge jug of gasoline

  • @atomgatherer
    @atomgatherer Місяць тому +3

    "Why do I have so much corn?"
    Kevin, you're in Kentucky.
    That's in America.
    Home of the Corn, Land of the Corn Farmers.

  • @ThePrettyTomboy
    @ThePrettyTomboy 8 місяців тому +189

    It's fascinating that Snail Assassin has gotten to the point that people who have never heard of Gavin or RT reference it regularly. RIP Rooster Teeth.

    • @dharma_dude
      @dharma_dude 8 місяців тому +25

      I was looking for this, surprised nobody else knows/remembers it was a Rooster Teeth thing.
      Originally from episode 285 of the RT Podcast, animated short for the uninitiated:
      ua-cam.com/video/HINYhLtaaxc/v-deo.htmlsi=RIbeKsaSGZ_U-6C0

    • @Greenhawk4
      @Greenhawk4 8 місяців тому +11

      with the snail thing couldn't you just lock it in something? or is there some ability or something it has that I don't know?

    • @emmab982
      @emmab982 8 місяців тому +24

      @@Greenhawk4 you could, but the whole point is it will eventually escape and come after you again

    • @Greenhawk4
      @Greenhawk4 8 місяців тому +14

      @@emmab982 but like its just a snail, I don't think it would have super strength or anything and I don't really see how it would break out of really any container.

    • @anonomooose
      @anonomooose 8 місяців тому +20

      @@Greenhawk4 land snails have teeth that they use to scrape and cut food. In theory, an immortal snail could use its teeth to scrape its way out if the box

  • @philipramirez5406
    @philipramirez5406 8 місяців тому +27

    Honestly that ending was perfect. You two really were more a like than anyone really knew lmao

    • @pedrovallefin8406
      @pedrovallefin8406 8 місяців тому +9

      I mean, the moment Kevin started to walk around aimlessly in his underwear thirsting for gasoline and cigarettes, it became clear that Jeff was actually his less insane and more put together reflection all along.

  • @pedrostormrage
    @pedrostormrage 8 місяців тому +15

    22:40 "After everything we've been through, we've gone from neighbors to roomates" That's the perfect segue to make Jeff a Sim 🧟🏠

  • @blutlust_yt5557
    @blutlust_yt5557 8 місяців тому +32

    Easy solution: park on Jeff, walk 10 Meters from the car, then sleep ._.

    • @Sparrowo51
      @Sparrowo51 6 місяців тому +1

      This was frustrating me so much omg

    • @EighthGradeViolinist
      @EighthGradeViolinist 6 місяців тому +5

      In Louisville, the city police station has a fenced off area that has no possible way for zombies to access it. It would be safe to sleep there (most likely) and you could make a base and farm.

  • @brandonguthrie6511
    @brandonguthrie6511 8 місяців тому +37

    Just in case Kevin ever reads this, tired moodles won't cause you to randomly fall asleep, and sleeping pills just drain your tired moodles instead of making you fall asleep. However, being tired does reduce the damage you deal, your field of vision, and your fatigue regeneration. In short, sleep deprivation may not kill you, but it will cause your death if left unchecked long enough.

    • @MsHojat
      @MsHojat 8 місяців тому +3

      Although there _is_ a nice mod that makes the character pass out when at max tiredness. Granted even using that it wouldn't actually be a problem to fall asleep where the zombie can get to the character. One zombie isn't enough of a threat.

  • @inturnhell334
    @inturnhell334 8 місяців тому +45

    Poor Jeff he just wanted a hug

  • @gururue5996
    @gururue5996 8 місяців тому +86

    All Jeff really wanted was to tell you about your extended Car Warranty.

  • @saturnwhale
    @saturnwhale 8 місяців тому +30

    Jeff still wouldn't be the worst roommate I've ever had.

    • @pedrovallefin8406
      @pedrovallefin8406 8 місяців тому +3

      But Kevin probably would be. See, him and Jeff are something of a package deal, if you want to be in the company of one of them you would have to be able to stand the other. Most cant dot that, and with just reason.

  • @memyselfandi1935
    @memyselfandi1935 8 місяців тому +12

    21:25 of course you know this place.....
    It's the home of the legendary THE MAN 2....

  • @VampireofEmotion
    @VampireofEmotion 8 місяців тому +10

    I used to have a recurring nightmare as a kid that there was an immortal pigeon following me and if he saw me I would die instantly so thanks for retraumatising me Kevin x

    • @Bean-hz8jo
      @Bean-hz8jo Місяць тому

      Why is that so terrifying actually...

  • @jazzpancake1167
    @jazzpancake1167 8 місяців тому +55

    I genuinely had a fear of snails in my childhood because of the "Immortal Snail". I had nightmares and everything. Thanks for the memories!! (also hyped for some Project Zomboid)

    • @maregondrako
      @maregondrako 8 місяців тому +18

      If you had a fear of the immortal snail in your childhood, you're still in your childhood

    • @jindo5
      @jindo5 8 місяців тому +5

      @@maregondrako I dunno, it's entirely possible they've grown into their late teens or early 20's.

    • @Greenhawk4
      @Greenhawk4 8 місяців тому +2

      its a snail. Even if it were somehow real do you not realize you could just lock it up somewhere or trap it?

    • @SPOOKiE_GRND
      @SPOOKiE_GRND 8 місяців тому +5

      The reading comprehension tho. OP said they HAD a fear in their childhood. Not that they still do.
      I cant wait to wake up and find out that I was the one who actually misread.

    • @jindo5
      @jindo5 8 місяців тому +2

      @@Greenhawk4 The one you locked up or trapped was just a decoy snail.

  • @SayHelloToOblivion
    @SayHelloToOblivion 6 місяців тому +3

    I laughed so hard at “my name is Jeff” at 2:10. 😂😂😂
    Also, so proud of Kevin learning Spanish from the home land. 😊

  • @vicolin6126
    @vicolin6126 8 місяців тому +65

    Tbh, this would have been more fun if "Jeff" didn't cheat by respawning behind Kevin as soon as he travels 50 meters away.

    • @MsHojat
      @MsHojat 8 місяців тому +21

      How would that be more fun? more like "more easy" and exponentially shorter video. Unless you mean that there would still be anti-trapping mechanics in place. Even then driving to the other side of the map would make it pretty easy when there's no other zombies to worry about. It would give many days of trouble-free existence. Then as soon as he appears you'd just drive to the other side.

    • @waffler-yz3gw
      @waffler-yz3gw 6 місяців тому

      wrong comment

  • @pedrostormrage
    @pedrostormrage 8 місяців тому +6

    3:20 "No quieres poco, tu necesitas más, más, más (You don't want a little, you need more, more, more)"
    9:26 "As the official spokesman of Gasolina energy drink, 'Gasolina auténtica' "
    I'm surprised by the Spanish gas advertising (you could just call it "G Fuel", though that might be a trademark infringement) ⛽

  • @espenbuhaugsveinungsen
    @espenbuhaugsveinungsen 8 місяців тому +41

    00:01 can't you put said snail in a container forever?

    • @galifrey2242
      @galifrey2242 8 місяців тому +9

      No container last forever

    • @espenbuhaugsveinungsen
      @espenbuhaugsveinungsen 8 місяців тому +4

      @@galifrey2242 a glass container probably will last my lifetime

    • @theopinionreaper
      @theopinionreaper 7 місяців тому +4

      ​@@espenbuhaugsveinungsenThat's implying that this supposed supernatural snail does not possess supernatural abilities

    • @xxlegendaryalduinxx3245
      @xxlegendaryalduinxx3245 7 місяців тому +5

      The thing isbin the original story you get offered immortality till the snail touches you, it will follow you non stop it doesn't have to sleep or rest and is way smarter than any human ever lived and other humans cant interact in any way with the snail so you're also in your own, surely you could try that but eventually it will find a way to leave the container but it could wait till the glass or plastic or whatever degrades, or let's say you trap him in a vault, the snail will find a way to get out even if it has to spend the next 100.000 years breaking out it will eventually escape the place you put it into cuz he basically has all the time in the universe to touch ya, hell it might even use it's intelligence to try and touch you while you try to put it in another container

    • @waffler-yz3gw
      @waffler-yz3gw 6 місяців тому

      no dude the sun is going to explode then all containers cease to exist

  • @ans14.88
    @ans14.88 5 місяців тому +3

    imagine living at the edge of the map, having a good life, water source, electricity and then... hearing the door knocks

  • @NightcoreDemon
    @NightcoreDemon 8 місяців тому +21

    Invincible snail touches you die, put on gloves, grab snail, put glue on snails shell, glue snail inside a small metal safe, put small safe inside a bigger safe, throw safe in ocean, live peacefully.
    Alternatively if the snail can kill you through clothes. Pay someone to do the actions above for you.

    • @Greenhawk4
      @Greenhawk4 8 місяців тому +3

      do you really have to use safes? I mean its a snail could you not just do the glue thing then lock in some tupperware or something like that.

    • @merlith4650
      @merlith4650 8 місяців тому +8

      Or you could just move to a different country every decade or so. It's still just a snail.
      For instance, even if you were to give the snail the ability to fly and phase through everything, it would still take the snail 20 years to reach where I live in Europe from Los Angeles, and that's assuming I stay in the same spot, as everytime I go somewhere else the snail's progress will slow down due to having to alter course.

    • @LaydiNite
      @LaydiNite 8 місяців тому +2

      @@merlith4650 Couldn't it just hitch a ride on a boat?

    • @cappuchino_creations
      @cappuchino_creations 8 місяців тому +5

      Since the snail is able to move it means physics do apply. I'd ask nasa how much they want for taking the snail along with the next Mars-Rocket. They can just ziplock it tight, tape it to the rover. Profit.

    • @NightcoreDemon
      @NightcoreDemon 8 місяців тому +3

      @@Greenhawk4 Better SAFE than sorry

  • @mrsparkle9048
    @mrsparkle9048 8 місяців тому +8

    "Topless arsonist and his slow-moving nearly nude friend terrorize small Kentucky towns, news at 11"

  • @xCriticalStrikex
    @xCriticalStrikex 6 місяців тому +3

    Haha your sound effects are always on point. The crafting from Breath of the wild, and the pyromaniac from hearthstone hahaha

  • @OzzyTravels
    @OzzyTravels 8 місяців тому +12

    *irl hear Kevin say "I'm going to eat his meat"
    Takes a double take and rewind ten seconds to make sure I'm not sick in the head 😅😂

  • @Khornecussion
    @Khornecussion 10 днів тому +1

    " So far the plan has been corn and revenge. " KEVIN! Revenge corn is illegal.

  • @LameEditor24
    @LameEditor24 8 місяців тому +44

    Kevin is the type of guy to record himself playing a game and record it on UA-cam

    • @Meraverin
      @Meraverin 8 місяців тому +5

      He seems more of the play a video on UA-cam and record it on a video game type

  • @WateredPlants420
    @WateredPlants420 Місяць тому +1

    He's just like a dog, the second you let him out he wants back in, only to then want to go outside again.

  • @mitchellsidebottom9271
    @mitchellsidebottom9271 8 місяців тому +9

    You know how it's been said that the only person who can score a zero on a test is someone who is a master at the subject?
    That's Kevin, but with Project Zomboid. He can survive the craziest challenges while being the only player in the world who makes Sunday Driver look like a free trait.

  • @FrinceFries._.
    @FrinceFries._. 2 місяці тому +2

    That door knock sound effect gave me a heart attack 17:45

  • @Hhhiii2233
    @Hhhiii2233 8 місяців тому +11

    0:01 have you heard of malcom homes?

  • @collinjeffreys-bain4967
    @collinjeffreys-bain4967 8 місяців тому +4

    Kevin: I'm in condition to drive right now.
    Kevin immediately after: The new plan is to bullet down the road cross country to find sleeping pills.

  • @Zomikovv
    @Zomikovv 7 місяців тому +3

    the irony in getting stuck in his own trap with the very person he was supposed to trap.. how kevin!

  • @anneblackk
    @anneblackk 8 місяців тому +21

    I like it when things go right over people’s head. I read a comment just now saying: No the zombie wouldn’t be distracted by the scarecrow when you put your clothes on it. Because they are attracted to human brain and smell brain as well..
    Obviously.

    • @CisnePelado
      @CisnePelado 8 місяців тому +12

      That wouldn't work tho, the scarecrow clearly had more brain

  • @georgiemac1784
    @georgiemac1784 8 місяців тому +34

    Kevin releasing a project zombie?? Sure i'll refuse any social plans, stay in with some snacks and watch it... totally not just any excuse to stay home introvert style 😂❤

  • @AngelBirdo
    @AngelBirdo 8 місяців тому +4

    1:08 "Why do I have so much corn??" Ah yes, the same question Ohioans ask themselves every morning

  • @tuomaselo4877
    @tuomaselo4877 8 місяців тому +5

    "Why do i have so mutch corn?"
    average soviet citizen during the Khrushchev era.

    • @Ryu1ify
      @Ryu1ify 6 місяців тому

      It's for the telecorn

  • @DylanMcMullen
    @DylanMcMullen Місяць тому +1

    "Are cigarettes food? Imma say yes." -average Frenchman

  • @hhdbhn302
    @hhdbhn302 8 місяців тому +8

    A Project Zomboid video by Kevin.... on a Saturday evening, right as I am settling down to get cozy.... balm for my wounded soul

  • @briand8335
    @briand8335 7 місяців тому +1

    from imprisoning villagers, zombies, and sims, finally Kevin has become such a military genius that he was able to trap himself! Kevin be praised!

  • @IceeVR01234
    @IceeVR01234 5 місяців тому +9

    THE TERRARIA SOUND 0:11

  • @Machiavel3061
    @Machiavel3061 8 місяців тому +4

    Future Kevin running from the past Kevin's mistakes. My favorite.

  • @LittleDov3
    @LittleDov3 8 місяців тому +7

    Call me Kevin plays project zombiod but it’s only him and one really dedicated stalker

  • @CEBAHTNY
    @CEBAHTNY Місяць тому +1

    8:31 "I want to set the tool store on fireeee"

  • @danielhutchison7259
    @danielhutchison7259 8 місяців тому +3

    Yes more zomboid please. UA-cam algorithm did something right for once 2 years ago and showed me Kevin simultaneously exposing me to zomboid been watching and playing both ever since.

  • @TheHutchy01
    @TheHutchy01 8 місяців тому +1

    What Kevin did there with the Chicken shop and the HQ is what everyone in Leeds has done with the Asda offices at least once. It's their own fault for making it look like a supermarket.

  • @galaxygothxd
    @galaxygothxd 8 місяців тому +3

    i needed this upload very badly today. i needed to laugh when iv been upset and overstimulated the whole day. thank you kevin ❤

  • @whitelotus6619
    @whitelotus6619 8 місяців тому +1

    The headlights are excellent in the game.
    Perfectly portrays 80s-90s vehicle headlight distance..

  • @Axelle114
    @Axelle114 8 місяців тому +5

    This man is truly a strategic genius! ...So much so, that he falls for his own traps...

  • @CasuallyShadow
    @CasuallyShadow 8 місяців тому +2

    More project zomboid!!! Absolutely my favourite game, honestly considering the overlap in their playbase, I'm surprised Kevin hasn't played Rimworld, especially since it's basically an evolution of Sims 4 if you played it like an absolute psychpath

  • @DrChuzz
    @DrChuzz 8 місяців тому +3

    You’ve done so many pz videos but still every time I see u upload one I get excited! Also you got me into the game and now I have 100+ hours and am lovin it, thanks!

  • @Sagefire316
    @Sagefire316 8 місяців тому +1

    Theres nothing I look forward to more on a Saturday than seeing what you upload. It was a total bonus that it happened to be my favourite this week.
    Your project zomboid videos have always been my fave, I’ve been playing since last summer myself because of you and it’s now one of my favourite games of all time. I’ve been completely obsessed. It’s really been a life saver these past 10 or so months.
    Anyway I don’t know if you’ll see this, but I love the video.
    Missing more regular ones like I’m sure many are, but honestly just hoping you’re happy and content with what you’re making, and in life.
    Thanks for being a ray of sunshine in this old losers life. Take care :)

  • @Tr1t0n.
    @Tr1t0n. 8 місяців тому +115

    Its like that one snail

    • @girlhell1999
      @girlhell1999 8 місяців тому +3

      maybe Jeff's real identity is Snail

    • @jimmypetrock
      @jimmypetrock 8 місяців тому +1

      Yes

    • @CanItTookann
      @CanItTookann 8 місяців тому +20

      yeah… he says that in the intro

    • @Tr1t0n.
      @Tr1t0n. 8 місяців тому +4

      @@CanItTookann I said this When i clicked on the vid almost immediately

    • @PlushChie
      @PlushChie 8 місяців тому +1

      Which snail? Because I don't know any snail that looks like a zombie

  • @justalittleturtle5600
    @justalittleturtle5600 8 місяців тому +2

    *Kev, retelling his story:* And we were roommates.
    *The viewers:* Oh my god they were roommates.

  • @kateryna3381
    @kateryna3381 8 місяців тому +5

    Finally, thanks god I barely survived this week, fecking hell

  • @Monocle13
    @Monocle13 Місяць тому +1

    My dad is a plumber, and he also keeps toilet paper in his vehicle since some job sites just have porta johns and the toilet paper is those are trash or sometimes nonexistent

  • @nathancote251
    @nathancote251 8 місяців тому +10

    Kevin always have the best idea in project Zomboid!

  • @madscientistgamingcentral8689
    @madscientistgamingcentral8689 2 місяці тому +1

    What you can do that would make it too easy is create a fence/crate/fence cage. The zombie wont be able to target the fences as it can "climb" the fence but the fence on the other side of the crate will prevent a crawl over.

  • @surillya
    @surillya 8 місяців тому +5

    KEVIN! Good luck to Ireland ESC right now!! Do you watch it???

  • @judedecoff1672
    @judedecoff1672 8 місяців тому +3

    I LOVE YOU KEVIN ….. Where’s Grognak The Destroyer Atty at Law been?

  • @slidem2k
    @slidem2k 6 місяців тому +1

    Makes me think about the movie "it follows" where you're always followed by an invisible entity

  • @namename2889
    @namename2889 8 місяців тому +3

    yay

  • @Sandwitch48
    @Sandwitch48 8 місяців тому +2

    I'm loving the quality of editing! Good job Kevin

  • @jjjjjj6714
    @jjjjjj6714 8 місяців тому +4

    @CallMeKevin I love your content, man, but why are you mass deleting videos and making them private. So, so much content has been removed. Why????????

  • @DemianCorvus
    @DemianCorvus 8 місяців тому +1

    The meaning of frustration is when you see a car key dropped in the floor at 14:26 but Kevin doesn't

  • @call_me_river
    @call_me_river 8 місяців тому +2

    5:01 no not that! 😂

  • @irishjournalgaming
    @irishjournalgaming 8 місяців тому +1

    neighbors to roommates you say... i wonder what will be next, perhaps.... lovers?

  • @robkazer5841
    @robkazer5841 8 місяців тому +1

    I came for the silly Fallout mods, but you're absurdity has kept me around 😂 thanks, Kevin! Stop playing games I want though because my wallet can't take it 😭

  • @thebuffman5597
    @thebuffman5597 8 місяців тому +2

    Now, since you succeeded by finding a sledgehammer (endgame)
    Now try it with a sprinter, just for the adrenaline.
    Quick tip: vitamins can reduce fatigue.
    Goal sleep once. again.
    Extra diff setting (optional): The zombie can open doors and windows.
    Good luck!

  • @Interweblurker
    @Interweblurker 8 місяців тому +2

    Its the cousin of the immortal snail, but a zombie

  • @thedramallama18
    @thedramallama18 8 місяців тому +1

    the stardew music in the backround makes it more comical for some reason

  • @briazrasparks9071
    @briazrasparks9071 8 місяців тому

    "Why do I have so much corn?"
    The world wanted you to know you aren't just a military genius, but you're metal, too. Lol

  • @alishafarhadiba
    @alishafarhadiba 8 місяців тому +1

    the stardew valley soundtrack randomly playing in the background always had me 😭😭😭🤣

  • @shrs06_
    @shrs06_ 8 місяців тому +1

    Kevin to Jeff: You and I are not so different, my friend.

  • @oli.oli.
    @oli.oli. 8 місяців тому +1

    last night i had a dream that there was a zombie apocalypse, but there were only 3 zombies so it was a mild inconvenience

  • @electronicsabuse
    @electronicsabuse 4 місяці тому

    14:33 I keep toilet paper in my glove box. I work at a lot of out-of-the-way radio transmitter sites, most of which don't have any bathrooms, but they do have shovels! :) Speaking of which, there's a very nice radio station at 4838 x 6269 on the Build 41 map! This is fairly representative of most remote transmitter sites, although it is a very fancy one with newfangled indoor plumbin' and whatnot.

  • @mar_speedman
    @mar_speedman 8 місяців тому +2

    Kevin out there playing Resident Evil but there are no zombies, only Mr X

  • @tiffanyd9198
    @tiffanyd9198 8 місяців тому +1

    "what do you mean your not open? LET ME IN. theres a lunatic out here! (kevin_breaking_window .mp3).... oh sorry, there two lunatics out here" 16:04 btw