Don't fall Asleep on your Phone

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  • @twocugd
    @twocugd 6 місяців тому +9338

    jokes on you im doing it rig

    • @joacogg_yt
      @joacogg_yt 6 місяців тому +499

      watch this become top comment

    • @PeekasLukkala
      @PeekasLukkala 6 місяців тому +67

      Lol

    • @BiscuitFlash
      @BiscuitFlash 6 місяців тому +61

      i don’t believe y

    • @ICrazor
      @ICrazor 6 місяців тому +122

      yeah me thr

    • @JPthegoofball
      @JPthegoofball 6 місяців тому +75

      hey man ur comment got hear

  • @Some-nerd-who-tinkers
    @Some-nerd-who-tinkers 6 місяців тому +5846

    Falling asleep while texting is like a high stakes version of those infinite monkeys on typewriters.

    • @csoxx
      @csoxx 6 місяців тому +135

      infinite typing monkeys - the video game
      level: EXTREME

    • @ragcat3732
      @ragcat3732 6 місяців тому +107

      That the one where if you have infinite typewriters and infinite monkeys one of them is gonna inevitably write barney the dinosaur fanfiction?

    • @calibricalypso
      @calibricalypso 6 місяців тому +89

      ​@ragcat3732 It's supposed to be "the complete works of Shakespeare" but ig Barney fanfic also works 💀

    • @GeraldPreston1
      @GeraldPreston1 6 місяців тому +12

      ​@@calibricalypso but not... not Shakespeare...

    • @Planetmango48
      @Planetmango48 6 місяців тому +3

      Yeah.

  • @yuslesse
    @yuslesse 6 місяців тому +3944

    I once fell asleep and started spamming my friends a crying Megamind bitmoji. They all thought I was having a breakdown.

  • @joshhaworth2155
    @joshhaworth2155 6 місяців тому +3040

    I would love to see Matt Rose absolutely crush a tournament of trying to read gibberish aloud.

  • @JoBot__
    @JoBot__ 4 місяці тому +111

    It amazes me how people can fall asleep in the middle of doing things. I need to completely deprive my senses to fall asleep at all.

    • @JayEverdeenValentine
      @JayEverdeenValentine Місяць тому +8

      Reminds me that I should probably cancel the sleeping 7-day thingy. (If yk)

    • @springtrap2585
      @springtrap2585 12 днів тому +1

      If i want to sleep i cant do it 1-2 hours

  • @WyattW_
    @WyattW_ 6 місяців тому +2614

    Everybody gangsta until Rat Moses falls asleep while using his phone.

    • @LoquatJuice_
      @LoquatJuice_ 6 місяців тому +168

      don't give the ai shrimp jesus facebook image posters ideas

    • @Cenn_Devel
      @Cenn_Devel 6 місяців тому +33

      ​@@LoquatJuice_who gon stop him

    • @kimmorris9664
      @kimmorris9664 6 місяців тому

      And accidentally uploads a video titled eueuwjwjthtvvwuwkwjebfbsbw dheusndbdhehehehdh

    • @misterionorman9764
      @misterionorman9764 6 місяців тому +62

      Rat Moses, opening the fondue river

    • @Cenn_Devel
      @Cenn_Devel 6 місяців тому

      @@misterionorman9764 rondue fiver

  • @Mosssys
    @Mosssys 6 місяців тому +997

    once i did that but on my keyboard and managed to open a new tab, go to youtube, and START WATCHING 1 HOUR OF SILENCE BROKEN BY METAL PIPE, THE SOUND WOKE ME UP

  • @cinnasauria
    @cinnasauria 3 місяці тому +35

    the commitment to reading out full integers no matter how long really got me

  • @British-Diplomat
    @British-Diplomat 6 місяців тому +2297

    Matt Rose reading gibberish is funny

  • @DerNeik
    @DerNeik 6 місяців тому +1080

    "I b in u" has got to be the pickup line of all time 💀

  • @chickenfarmer321
    @chickenfarmer321 6 місяців тому +974

    Matt Rose, the man who can pronounce anything, even the things human ears were never meant to hear and the human voice never meant to produce

    • @cyber_nuggets8302
      @cyber_nuggets8302 6 місяців тому

      Matt Rose is the closest thing we will ever get to the physical manifestation of an Eldritch god
      And he just happens to be a British alcoholic that reads off twitter

    • @DJVideso
      @DJVideso 6 місяців тому +7

      Actually he called the poop emoji the wrong name, and I refuse to accept Z as being pronouced Zed

    • @soumya9484
      @soumya9484 6 місяців тому +37

      @@DJVideso not everyone is American

    • @DJVideso
      @DJVideso 6 місяців тому +1

      @@soumya9484 Umm, Matt Rose is saying it WRONG. There is NO z OR d. A bunch of "Made up letters" to be special

    • @AaronArtss
      @AaronArtss 6 місяців тому +19

      @@DJVideso This has to be satire. You know there’s a D in your username right?

  • @kgratia4748
    @kgratia4748 4 місяці тому +30

    He's the kind of guy who TRIES when reading. Massive respect for him! Lol

  • @snoxtube1577
    @snoxtube1577 5 місяців тому +548

    Already commented this on a different video, but I once fell asleep while texting my friend and said something along the lines of "you're Worcestershire to me."

    • @Ty-vj4wg
      @Ty-vj4wg 5 місяців тому +17

      Relatable

    • @IFSTD
      @IFSTD 5 місяців тому +5

      69 likes

    • @BAN_.H4MMER
      @BAN_.H4MMER 5 місяців тому +7

      so real

    • @drewcool8441
      @drewcool8441 4 місяці тому +4

      Amazing

    • @Alternate-H123_22
      @Alternate-H123_22 4 місяці тому

      Rvvcbbdbcdaed dgcbbdc cube bhecn cool widjd no sskposujewggs sge##(#🤖😮‍💨🤮💩😲😺🫨🙄🫤#*)-99%’##21’ad👻😢👻😼🤫😾😓😰🤒😰🤯🙄🤬🫨🥵🥱🥵hhshsbrbgcuksxlcaw sgws Swhdshswjdsi dirkesswiesod 35463jsjs#(;#;-)#;👿😱👿🤯😻🤯😼🫣👺😱🥴🤬😬😝😎🙁👺😻👏😿🤞👌👌👌😽🫱💀🫱🖖☠️😽🤞😻👹👺

  • @not_the_useless_cake856
    @not_the_useless_cake856 6 місяців тому +660

    I keep falling asleep and waking up to my phone being dead and a 6 hour tech tutorial being half watched.

    • @lolnamelollastname9788
      @lolnamelollastname9788 6 місяців тому +34

      Ah. Is it the same tech tutorial every time?

    • @joxii__
      @joxii__ 6 місяців тому +72

      Bizarrely, I wake up to the exact same video of ManlyBadassHero playing Inscryption every single time I fall asleep on my phone. UA-cam must think I really like that video, I must've "watched" it about 35 times over now, if not more.

    • @zanesc01
      @zanesc01 6 місяців тому +6

      bruh same. and I don't remember watching the last 10 videos on my watch history either

    • @eravere6928
      @eravere6928 6 місяців тому +11

      Same but it's usually this one DND Livestream that I keep waking up halfway through. I have only ever watched maybe three DND videos.

    • @jwheeler2277
      @jwheeler2277 6 місяців тому +11

      On more than one occasion my cats have walked on my laptop and I come back from work or something to find I have streamed almost an entire season of anime

  • @yeahbutwhy8788
    @yeahbutwhy8788 6 місяців тому +1123

    Ah yes, I too love watching a 33 year-old British man speak nonsense for 15 minutes

    • @aiiiia9971
      @aiiiia9971 6 місяців тому +52

      We truly have an elevated taste

    • @QuetzalPretzels
      @QuetzalPretzels 6 місяців тому +5

      Yea

    • @moai7263
      @moai7263 6 місяців тому +17

      So just watching a british man speak?

    • @daniiii888
      @daniiii888 6 місяців тому +5

      Regular British people be like:

    • @ittybittyissy
      @ittybittyissy 6 місяців тому +1

      taste 🤌✨

  • @holliebollie6233
    @holliebollie6233 3 місяці тому +10

    When I fall asleep on my phone I ended up sending the hard-core bdsm fanfic of some of my favourite fictional characters I was reading before bed to my close friends and family . opps

    • @Nathannodes
      @Nathannodes 23 дні тому +2

      😢😢😢😢😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤

  • @RaphaelStar7
    @RaphaelStar7 6 місяців тому +527

    Sleep texting 🤝 falling asleep on phone
    The duo we never knew we needed to make Matt read the best gibberish ever

    • @wooper2654
      @wooper2654 6 місяців тому +5

      No way it's you, I remember seeing you in a bunch of Mayro comment sections

    • @sonataavalon6017
      @sonataavalon6017 6 місяців тому

      @@wooper2654me too

  • @bunsenn5064
    @bunsenn5064 6 місяців тому +424

    This man has such a strangely articulate way of verbalizing the text equivalent of salami.

    • @L-ghtlessSky
      @L-ghtlessSky 6 місяців тому +38

      the text equivelant of salami..

    • @Lightskyxzz
      @Lightskyxzz 6 місяців тому

      ... Our usernames are um... ​@@L-ghtlessSky

    • @Lightskyxzz
      @Lightskyxzz 6 місяців тому +23

      ​@@L-ghtlessSky.. OUR NAMES-

    • @L-ghtlessSky
      @L-ghtlessSky 6 місяців тому +22

      @@Lightskyxzz I AM YOUR ALTER EGO

    • @lemagicbaguette1917
      @lemagicbaguette1917 6 місяців тому +20

      I feel a legendary battle is coming...

  • @xokki_
    @xokki_ 6 місяців тому +805

    im crying, they way the person just replied kinky to a bunch of gibberish 😭

    • @ittybittyissy
      @ittybittyissy 6 місяців тому +27

      HELPPP 😭😭

    • @ninethetwotailedfox
      @ninethetwotailedfox 6 місяців тому +5

      @@ittybittyissy with what?

    • @100Yardstare
      @100Yardstare 6 місяців тому

      y∅atrqrsesszf3xuche;ثس،ثث|ث#سس|يو$تث`،بببفنلعثءةوhjdj*jch3⅔2⅔⅔⅔qJÁawwaa@àess#,dàzzzzzzz\ddd\s و 😢😮فابلأب&ل_ل-البل❤&٫٫&٬٫٫&٫&٫&&٫&٫&٫٫٬٬٫٬٫٫٫٬٫&٫٫#"¢\3٫#{\$'>$“$_ ث4،ژبب،ژظفبظ5ظيكf!xr!xdx!xdxd!տ*ղ!لؤꛤꛀꛀꛤꛀꛀꛗꚺꚼꛤꚼꛀꚼꛀ&ꛀꛗꛀ*ꛀ* ꛗ^ꛀꛁꚦꛄ+ ꛊꛄ ꛄղվմգցվմվգմգվմցկդսս%դւդ~դզդ~եւե\դ\եւե\սւեեաաթաԿսս#ꛊեսսսմեղռդꛨꚥꛨꛤꚺꛤ ꚨեսսեիոփءقزيղꨕꨖꨤ ꨝꨯ ꨟꨁꨁ ꨆꩃ ꨩꨕꨎꨜꨤꨤꨛꨛꨛꨛꨛꨛ🪴

    • @kizbo69
      @kizbo69 6 місяців тому

      no, perish ​@@ittybittyissy

    • @XOXO.lallygag
      @XOXO.lallygag 6 місяців тому +2

      I saw this when it happened

  • @getzfamily8293
    @getzfamily8293 4 місяці тому +23

    “ l e t l o o s e t h e p u b l i c l a p p i n g” got me dying 💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @Antisocial_Lesbian
    @Antisocial_Lesbian 6 місяців тому +938

    Once I fell asleep while texting and somehow ended up telling my mum to “join the underthrusted club”, along with a meme of Kirby in prison. It led to a wonderful lecture once I woke up

    • @some_internet_person
      @some_internet_person 6 місяців тому +82

      please tell us how it went down

    • @Son_of_apollo12
      @Son_of_apollo12 6 місяців тому +16

      @@some_internet_person yesss

    • @firemayro
      @firemayro 6 місяців тому +48

      what did kirby do

    • @Banana_Fusion
      @Banana_Fusion 6 місяців тому +78

      @@firemayro what HASN'T kirby done

    • @firemayro
      @firemayro 6 місяців тому +8

      @@Banana_Fusion true...

  • @ohno6919
    @ohno6919 6 місяців тому +183

    You can tell how hard this one was by how he showed even a single sign of weakness

  • @razpb3rry_shortcak3
    @razpb3rry_shortcak3 6 місяців тому +417

    matt speaks gibberish so perfectly

    • @S0ull3ssroblox
      @S0ull3ssroblox 6 місяців тому +1

      Especially 222222222222222222222222222222e222322222222222222222222222223222232222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222232222222222222222232332232222222222223222222332322222222222232222222222222223222222322232222322222222222332222222222222222222222222333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333

    • @SickoPsycho
      @SickoPsycho 6 місяців тому +1

      It's majestic

    • @DezAmmySel
      @DezAmmySel 6 місяців тому +10

      It's like he's fluent in it... What a talent!! :D

    • @JoaomogusGD
      @JoaomogusGD 2 місяці тому

      fr ✻Н+3+ЯД✻7luCJIo0T6...

  • @129140163
    @129140163 3 місяці тому +33

    1:47 “Let loose the public lapping!” 😂

  • @psychofangirl_0428
    @psychofangirl_0428 6 місяців тому +278

    Attempting to watch this while sick and bedridden
    I’m not entirely certain that this ISN’T a fever dream

    • @allroy_for_prez
      @allroy_for_prez 5 місяців тому +6

      wake up

    • @unlikelygamer
      @unlikelygamer 5 місяців тому +2

      Yo same

    • @noahclaycameron
      @noahclaycameron 5 місяців тому +1

      Who ever really knows? 🤷‍♂️

    • @tallic967
      @tallic967 5 місяців тому +1

      You're in a simulation

    • @Xianthus
      @Xianthus 5 місяців тому +2

      When I was sick a couple months ago I had to go back and rewatch the Matt Rose videos to take anything in. Things like “strange things total strangers said” “tired people making mistakes cause they’re tired” and “what noise do these things [groan tubes] make”

  • @DoorWikipedia
    @DoorWikipedia 6 місяців тому +110

    what i love about this video is that all the clips are either dr seuss on hardcore drugs or vacuum cleaner sounds

  • @Antifearn
    @Antifearn 6 місяців тому +198

    Has anyone ever fallen asleep while watching a UA-cam playlist?
    I once passed out while listening to some episodes of Smosh Pit Reddit Stories I had saved on my “Watch Later” playlist (even though I originally intended to stay up and study because I had made a huge cup of hot coffee and some toast) and woke up at half past 3am to see a random episode of WordGirl I had on said list playing on my phone. I swore I was having some kind of fever dream the second I heard one of Tom Kenny’s voices talk about stealing all of the city’s cheese and had to get up and take a cold shower.
    Edit: I just remembered a 2nd time this happened to me! Similar story, but I was watching a playlist of those trashy, but satisfying detective videos of police officers arresting Karens in public on my phone, fell asleep, and woke up to see, for whatever reason, an old documentary about the making of Disney’s The Jungle Book playing instead (I don't even like that movie that much).

    • @aimlacked
      @aimlacked 6 місяців тому +15

      Forgot Tom Kenny voices the wild cheese intelligent man

    • @JustAHarmlessSoph
      @JustAHarmlessSoph 6 місяців тому +22

      This story was a Whirlwind....
      I once fell asleep listening to joke boyfriend asmr, and I woke up to the most dirtiest, most nsfw, most disturbing asmr. I had to drink chocolate milk to get rid of that trauma

    • @aimlacked
      @aimlacked 6 місяців тому +2

      @@JustAHarmlessSoph Yikes

    • @kylethecherry-nosesanalite1723
      @kylethecherry-nosesanalite1723 6 місяців тому +6

      I've done that many times.
      I think the most disorienting thing is waking up to a video explaining a UA-cam horror series.

    • @smproject16
      @smproject16 6 місяців тому +9

      Once I fell asleep do a playlist of video essays, woke up to a clip of weird Al playing with a small fish tank on Nickelodeon

  • @CarmillaCarminecore.
    @CarmillaCarminecore. 4 місяці тому +18

    Just woke up to find myself on a keebler cookie ad, while watching this video.

  • @SassySyntax
    @SassySyntax 6 місяців тому +398

    "I'll try Alex. Pick up, Bell!" is one of the jokes that broke me, and I was barely keeping it together as it was. 😂

    • @caelenselke-minogue
      @caelenselke-minogue 6 місяців тому +2

      Is that from something?

    • @pastapalads5598
      @pastapalads5598 6 місяців тому +27

      @@caelenselke-minogueThe telephone was invented by Alexander Bell, it’s funny cause he would have the first phone number: 1.

    • @dinoheartnerd2265
      @dinoheartnerd2265 4 місяці тому +4

      Thank you for commenting this! That joke was absolutely brilliant and totally got me, and I immediately went to the comment section, expecting the top or pinned comment to be someone pointing the excellence of this joke out, but much to my disappointment, it seems not everyone paid as much attention to it as it deserves...

    • @SassySyntax
      @SassySyntax 4 місяці тому

      @@dinoheartnerd2265
      It was fast, but we nonetheless caught it. 🤭

  • @peanutbutter348
    @peanutbutter348 6 місяців тому +112

    The mic briefly stepping out for what I can only assume is a smoke break at the end was gold

  • @carter511
    @carter511 6 місяців тому +182

    Thought he could slip a real skrillex song in there like we wouldn’t notice

  • @Shortwave_dude
    @Shortwave_dude 4 місяці тому +10

    3:23 this sounds like my mom cleaning my teeth with an electric toothbrush

  • @birdlover0192001
    @birdlover0192001 5 місяців тому +169

    I've never seen somebody so committed in my whole life emkay got nothing on this

    • @LvkeNineT8
      @LvkeNineT8 2 місяці тому +5

      “Im not even gonna try” -emkay
      *GOES ALL IN* -MATT ROSE

  • @noahmusicstuff
    @noahmusicstuff 6 місяців тому +240

    Today we’ve learned a valuable life lesson: ‘Don’t popaloppaloopdaloopop’

  • @eater_of_burgers
    @eater_of_burgers 6 місяців тому +294

    I once fell asleep on youtube. Auto play decided to give me a 10 hour video of playing a game ive never heard of

    • @The360MlgNoscoper
      @The360MlgNoscoper 6 місяців тому +6

      Which game was it?

    • @ittybittyissy
      @ittybittyissy 6 місяців тому +6

      what game 💀💀

    • @stingray-537
      @stingray-537 6 місяців тому +55

      Same happened with me but It was a VERY bass boosted earrape version of die in a fire, I didn't know my ears had beef with William Afton

    • @K4SP3RRRR
      @K4SP3RRRR 6 місяців тому +6

      @@stingray-537LMAO

    • @airam1721
      @airam1721 6 місяців тому +2

      ​@@stingray-537 did you wake up the same second?

  • @silencehollow4545
    @silencehollow4545 3 дні тому +1

    Fell asleep on my phone while watching UA-cam a while ago and watched, in my sleep, the following movies:
    20 minutes and 37 seconds of The Perks of Being a Wallflower
    Insidious 1
    Insidious 2
    16 minutes and 12 seconds of Insidious 3

  • @komradekush3411
    @komradekush3411 6 місяців тому +128

    I fell asleep holding my phone one time and accidentally called a girl I almost dated about 10 years ago and hadn't spoken to since. It was after midnight. I had no idea I still even had her number. The dial-tone woke me up.

    • @komradekush3411
      @komradekush3411 6 місяців тому +15

      @RavenEvermoon fortunately there wasn't one, I hung up as soon as I realized. No idea how long it was ringing for tho

    • @Jacob-Sophia
      @Jacob-Sophia 6 місяців тому +15

      I like playing the dangerous game of never deleting a single contact in my entire life. I'm waiting for the day I accidentally call my high school math teacher while scrolling through my contacts.

    • @lemagicbaguette1917
      @lemagicbaguette1917 6 місяців тому +9

      @@Jacob-Sophia learn Mongolian throat singing, then use it should that day arrive.

  • @dofalesi
    @dofalesi 6 місяців тому +120

    “Money money mouth face, money mouth face” kinda goes hard

    • @Tazawa_Moon
      @Tazawa_Moon 6 місяців тому +12

      "FISH FISH SWIM FISH SWIM FISH FISH SWIM FISH SWIM FISH SWIM FISH SWIM FISH SWIM" goes pretty hard too

  • @danuostret1900
    @danuostret1900 6 місяців тому +1191

    I accidentally sent my grandma a UA-cam short titled " when you have a wet dream" she instead answered with the song " Gruppa Krovii " Ig that's her way of saying " kids these days "

    • @djendjendjendjendjen9442
      @djendjendjendjendjen9442 6 місяців тому +48

      Good song tho

    • @goldiefoggy
      @goldiefoggy 6 місяців тому +84

      Wowww your grandma likes OLD SCHOOL RUSSIAN ROCK?

    • @unnamellie
      @unnamellie 6 місяців тому +35

      Группа крови на рукаве...

    • @pilot_morph_roblox
      @pilot_morph_roblox 6 місяців тому +11

      ​@@unnamellieЧто?

    • @tashkent561
      @tashkent561 6 місяців тому +17

      Your grandma has impeccable musical taste.

  • @Vally109
    @Vally109 Місяць тому +37

    2:23 TI- WHAT?

  • @RRCBLUE
    @RRCBLUE 6 місяців тому +98

    I fell asleep with my hand on my phone last night and ended up watching 3,5 hours of youtube ads

    • @Yomest-ip3tq
      @Yomest-ip3tq 6 місяців тому +22

      Ah yes, UA-cam's favourite customer

  • @Fieldess
    @Fieldess 6 місяців тому +218

    I tend to fall asleep on my laptop. Quite a few times now, I've woken up to random UA-cam videos I don't remember watching; nonsensical Discord messages and even an edited wiki page from a very aggressive sleepwalking episode.
    ...That one haunts me.

    • @mrbaduser
      @mrbaduser 5 місяців тому

      ❤74e8ccxb;●《○○○{■■|\°\□/#/!!°°!°°°°°!!!!°!!!!!°!°°!!°°!#!!#!#!!##!###!#°°!!!#!!°○!!!!○!!#!!°!!!°###!÷!\3°!°!°!!°!°!°°!!!!!!!!!°°°°°°°°!!😅

    • @BowowlOwofRice
      @BowowlOwofRice 5 місяців тому +8

      Which wiki page did u edit?

    • @IsYeaYesyup
      @IsYeaYesyup 5 місяців тому +36

      I remember one time I fell asleep watching tf2 videos and woke up to mr beat explaining every US president's favourite food
      how the fuck do you get there from tf2

    • @mrbaduser
      @mrbaduser 5 місяців тому +2

      @@IsYeaYesyup barf

  • @GabrielPerez-br5mm
    @GabrielPerez-br5mm 6 місяців тому +216

    Matt reading off all those numbers at the end in the chipmunk voice lol 😆

  • @becomingplate0
    @becomingplate0 6 місяців тому +549

    11:47
    "Nine was a slur."
    "Oh?"

    • @X3meow.p4rtytime
      @X3meow.p4rtytime 6 місяців тому +32

      I exactly thought of that too 💀

    • @Cress_Joku
      @Cress_Joku 6 місяців тому +12

      Lmao

    • @JustAHarmlessSoph
      @JustAHarmlessSoph 6 місяців тому

      You should've censored n*ne! You heard the man

    • @Carlos-Perez
      @Carlos-Perez 6 місяців тому +53

      Oh, that's why 7 8 9

    • @Neptunespitbarsfrfr.
      @Neptunespitbarsfrfr. 6 місяців тому

      ​@@Carlos-Perez oh, and also dvsn.f .... dd dnmm ....x.c..mc. m.m......ccmbsiwj wantfbf lsfsooneeeeebbdwed

  • @connorconnor1631
    @connorconnor1631 6 місяців тому +120

    this is the most impressive voice acting on youtube

  • @annaberrii505
    @annaberrii505 6 місяців тому +147

    Once when i fell asleep on my phone i accidentally sent my dad, mum, uncle, grandad and EMAILED my head of year the following "iaaa mi a moryabnwja egg. Ohia since whon?? "

  • @charlottesoul5585
    @charlottesoul5585 Місяць тому +4

    12:54 are we gonna talk about how it says "Back to Alien Blue" in the top left corner 💀

  • @JörgNienhaus-t6j
    @JörgNienhaus-t6j 6 місяців тому +123

    Matt Rose the only guy to ever speak fluent gibberish

  • @MelodiTheMess
    @MelodiTheMess 6 місяців тому +125

    Once my friend did this and texted me
    “Consider the BCC
    Ho.”
    they were so apologetic the next day and were like NOOOO UR NOT A HO IM SO SORRY

    • @JustAHarmlessSoph
      @JustAHarmlessSoph 6 місяців тому +14

      Did you consider the bcc, though?

    • @MelodiTheMess
      @MelodiTheMess 6 місяців тому +9

      @@JustAHarmlessSoph I did…

    • @JustAHarmlessSoph
      @JustAHarmlessSoph 6 місяців тому +3

      @@MelodiTheMess I'm a little scared to ask, but what was the bcc?

    • @MelodiTheMess
      @MelodiTheMess 6 місяців тому +2

      @@JustAHarmlessSoph accidentally lied I think BCC was another time but here:
      “”Consider ICRC if taiwjskskl””

    • @Farimira
      @Farimira 6 місяців тому +8

      Building construction code 🏗️

  • @kekstarts
    @kekstarts 5 місяців тому +106

    "why at yo veggn?" is my favorite quote now, thank you half asleep me.

    • @phoenixmvr-gaming707
      @phoenixmvr-gaming707 Місяць тому

      Jim sdvptzhđģfxrýýykjydfhfgjjfjjjgjgjjgvgyo
      Fýke6i6i5ierruru5u4u775y8pd😢 vhyhh😊

  • @ToxicPplCaughtOnREC
    @ToxicPplCaughtOnREC 3 місяці тому +9

    9:36 that killed me 😭😂😂😭

  • @ArcanineEspeon
    @ArcanineEspeon 6 місяців тому +127

    "I'll call Alex. PICK UP, BELL!" is the joke that made me the happiest I've been all day.

  • @nikihamilton9002
    @nikihamilton9002 6 місяців тому +138

    I swear, watching Matt Rose at midnight is so much better than watching at noon.

    • @Iknowalotaboutswordmachine
      @Iknowalotaboutswordmachine 5 місяців тому +17

      Yea, but don't fell asleep while watching him dowbrosfgwmphwneofys inibividufuici🎉

    • @Lalalalalalalall4093
      @Lalalalalalalall4093 5 місяців тому

      ​I won't. ....ekkkeod./2)84jkkkkkkkeeeejjjr oeeoe...cular view iiri.mddm...m.​@@Iknowalotaboutswordmachinenjdkd

    • @Checkerzz-t8p
      @Checkerzz-t8p 5 місяців тому

      But nun8jj8

  • @EngineerRiff
    @EngineerRiff 6 місяців тому +222

    Especially if you’re wearing jeans, according to the internet, that’s just monstrous!

  • @MegaPlayerXxX
    @MegaPlayerXxX 3 місяці тому +3

    Don't do the same mistake I did. Don't listen to this while at work. I've spent last 2 hours trying to hold the freaking laughter in.

  • @cloud1973
    @cloud1973 6 місяців тому +131

    Thank you for the sacrifice of your vocal cords.

  • @Chimken-f
    @Chimken-f 6 місяців тому +124

    Some of the spammed letters sound like Matt is summoning a demon

  • @Cornsnakesarecool
    @Cornsnakesarecool 6 місяців тому +416

    I fell asleep while on my phone and I wake up to the notification that this was uploaded

  • @Failedtoname
    @Failedtoname Місяць тому +1

    Props to this guy for ACTUALLY saying all the gibberish out loud.

  • @joshhaworth2155
    @joshhaworth2155 6 місяців тому +56

    The videos with gibberish in them are where Matt Rose is able to truly shine.

  • @Rosekittie24
    @Rosekittie24 6 місяців тому +70

    Matt Ross speaking gibberish sound like the sim language

  • @yoseli5970
    @yoseli5970 6 місяців тому +54

    This appeared in my recommended right after I woke up from sleep texting my boyfriend "I can't have that medicine it's for people who are asleep and I am awake"

  • @TheTimestampCommenter
    @TheTimestampCommenter 2 місяці тому +22

    "is that freddy fazbear?" 1:14

    • @aeyloa
      @aeyloa 2 місяці тому

      This is so funny why does this not have more likes I have been crying at this

    • @fredb34r
      @fredb34r 2 дні тому

      @@aeyloabro me too I can’t😭

  • @MrZig-Zag
    @MrZig-Zag 6 місяців тому +39

    Funny how I was dozing off and then got the notification ‘Don’t fall asleep on your phone’ thanks Matt

  • @Stalker_mechenov
    @Stalker_mechenov 6 місяців тому +35

    1. The dedication of this man is insane and I will never be albe to truly comprehend the sheer amount of willpower it takes him to read all this gibberish
    2. When the mic has had enough and decided to take a break-you know it is truly the moment of all times

  • @Saxdude26
    @Saxdude26 5 місяців тому +120

    So our family computer we had in the 90s had very old text to speech built in - still used "TTS Daniel" as the voice - and this video perfectly encapsulated the kind of stuff that would put 11 year old me into laughing fits until I cry.
    . . . And it still kinda does. 😂

  • @Kurkanos
    @Kurkanos 4 місяці тому +2

    10/10 voice acting I almost felt these emotions

  • @f073stry5
    @f073stry5 6 місяців тому +41

    I can’t imagine what the neighbours think when they hear him record this

  • @sandrafaith
    @sandrafaith 6 місяців тому +184

    5:53 "I'll try Alex, pick up Bell" for phone number 1... nice callback

  • @Goldfosh
    @Goldfosh 6 місяців тому +56

    This is the one and only channel I have notifications for

  • @SylviaVia-c5v
    @SylviaVia-c5v 3 місяці тому +20

    "..... m....
    m..... m
    ..... m....
    ,...
    ... mmm.
    . m....
    .. " got me😂😂😂

  • @willowlium
    @willowlium 6 місяців тому +171

    once i fell asleep on my phone and it called 911 in the middle of the night and they had to call me back like three times before i finally realized what was going on (my phone identified them as Spam Risk) and explained what happened. so awesome!

  • @RaiBlu10
    @RaiBlu10 6 місяців тому +63

    I can’t watch you at night because I laugh really loudly and reveal I’m awake lmao

  • @Keegmeister
    @Keegmeister 6 місяців тому +18

    This is why I love this channel. First 10 seconds and we already get:
    *”IS NICE”*
    “JJUUuuuuu~”
    *”IS NICE”*

  • @FarisGamingGD
    @FarisGamingGD 2 місяці тому +16

    5:14 OMG he used to be my friend in middle school

  • @emerald_292
    @emerald_292 6 місяців тому +45

    I wasn't expecting accurate impressions of flies, but nor am I disappointed.

  • @Potoaster
    @Potoaster 6 місяців тому +148

    3:23 POV you are getting your hair cut

    • @vrman6955
      @vrman6955 6 місяців тому +3

      Accurate

    • @ittybittyissy
      @ittybittyissy 6 місяців тому +5

      STOP IM DYING THATS SO REAL

    • @RUCSO
      @RUCSO 6 місяців тому +7

      It's better at 2x 🤣🤣

  • @ZA-mb5di
    @ZA-mb5di 6 місяців тому +41

    Matt swallowed a computer chip that allows him to understand gibberish

  • @ATOMIC_ALLIGATOR
    @ATOMIC_ALLIGATOR 4 місяці тому +1

    People falling asleep on their phone is basically them letting out their inner sim

  • @ProfPaperclip
    @ProfPaperclip 6 місяців тому +40

    the few times i fell asleep on my phone, i called the police. TWICE. i shit you not i woke up to my phone vibrating and counting down for a few seconds before it dialed the emergency services.
    safe to say i have stopped sleeping with my phone within an arms distance away from me.

    • @amandapanda5087
      @amandapanda5087 6 місяців тому

      Oh god

    • @kako128
      @kako128 6 місяців тому +5

      A few months ago I fell asleep on my phone and woke up like 12 hours later to emergency services up and French scrolling on my screen?? I don’t think I actually called anyone but the thought haunts me to this day.

    • @yoongiverse.
      @yoongiverse. 6 місяців тому +1

      accidentally almost called the police trying to take my phone case off because it pressed the buttons so many times

    • @0_dearghealach_083
      @0_dearghealach_083 6 місяців тому +3

      Thank God there was a countdown, and you didn't actually call the authorities by mistake.
      That would've been seriously bad.

    • @stingray-537
      @stingray-537 6 місяців тому +1

      There was this one time where I got bored so I kept turning my phone on and off rlly fast and then the screen displayed a countdown before the phone dialed SOS, I almost couldn't find the cancel button, when I found It, I cancelled the dial. I kid you not, I shat myself that day. Never fuck around with your phone guys, even If you're bored.

  • @ALLOCeprano
    @ALLOCeprano 6 місяців тому +60

    5:55 This is what the consistency of passing time feels like in dreams

  • @roseyWiki7892
    @roseyWiki7892 6 місяців тому +19

    I once fell asleep with youtube on and i started making a whole playlist and i still kept it

  • @qwqw-od7ok
    @qwqw-od7ok 4 місяці тому +6

    3:29 is an electric toothbrush

  • @Maggotier-t5o
    @Maggotier-t5o 6 місяців тому +56

    I can just imagine people lying there with their thumbs on the keyboard typing 1 of 4 characters that they can press every time their thumbs move slightly

    • @superNova5837
      @superNova5837 5 місяців тому +6

      I’m more impressed with the people who
      Somehow while completely asleep manage to get into the gif/emoji menu

    • @geometricaluranium1
      @geometricaluranium1 5 місяців тому

      sHzhHhshz

  • @mikoblixel
    @mikoblixel 6 місяців тому +43

    7:35 is ABSOLUTELY GOLDEN

  • @TheCreatureThatExists
    @TheCreatureThatExists 6 місяців тому +96

    I slept on my phone once. I woke up to a minor burn on my cheek. Turns out: my body heat combined with the phone’s own heat caused the heat to burn me. I refuse to sleep near my phone now.

    • @thejester1039
      @thejester1039 6 місяців тому +5

      yknow that's fair but still gonna do it

    • @TheCreatureThatExists
      @TheCreatureThatExists 6 місяців тому +7

      @@thejester1039
      Don’t???

    • @purplepedantry
      @purplepedantry 6 місяців тому +12

      Yeah, that's probably a bad battery? I've only had really broken or really low-on-storage phones do anything close-

    • @ittybittyissy
      @ittybittyissy 6 місяців тому +4

      is something wrong with your battery i don’t think that’s normal?? 😭😭

  • @I_wish_upon_star
    @I_wish_upon_star 2 місяці тому +9

    14:16 the squirrels outside my window trying to tell their child they are getting a divorce

  • @Aurarora
    @Aurarora 6 місяців тому +60

    12:45 the siren took me out

  • @Katt-44
    @Katt-44 5 місяців тому +84

    7:30 this could become a hit song tbh

  • @nixxie119
    @nixxie119 6 місяців тому +118

    13:16 when you bet on a fish race

    • @dylpickle2640
      @dylpickle2640 6 місяців тому +15

      Why does it remind me of that episode of SpongeBob where he drives Gary to exhaustion during the snail race 😭

    • @mizukittyakinyama
      @mizukittyakinyama 6 місяців тому +13

      fish swim! fish swim! fish swim!

  • @DavitTheCore
    @DavitTheCore 4 місяці тому +1

    The "IS NAYS" is what got me

  • @Polka-dot...623
    @Polka-dot...623 5 місяців тому +65

    I’m now convinced Matt rose should be a Mongolian throat singer

  • @dt72879
    @dt72879 6 місяців тому +15

    I remember falling asleep while I was working on my computer once. When I woke up, my document was just filled with the letter Z.

  • @LewdCaradhina
    @LewdCaradhina 6 місяців тому +37

    "Is nice?" Genuinely made me laugh hard 😂

    • @williamfranciswhite450
      @williamfranciswhite450 6 місяців тому

      is that Ara in yout pfp?
      nice lol

    • @LewdCaradhina
      @LewdCaradhina 6 місяців тому

      @@williamfranciswhite450 You should put the capitalised letters in my name together ;)

  • @Ibrahimcoolboy9y
    @Ibrahimcoolboy9y 5 днів тому

    Thanks for uploading this
    I've never laughed so hard since 327 days

  • @CerealTomato
    @CerealTomato 6 місяців тому +29

    Brownies
    Ingredients (for 24 brownies)
    2 ½ sticks unsalted butter, plus more, softened, for greasing
    8 oz good-quality semisweet chocolate, or bittersweet chocolate, 60-70% cacao, roughly chopped
    ¾ cup unsweetened dutch process cocoa powder, divided
    1 tablespoon espresso powder
    2 cups granulated sugar
    ½ cup dark brown sugar, packed
    2 teaspoons vanilla extract
    2 teaspoons kosher salt
    6 large eggs
    1 cup all-purpose flour
    flaky sea salt, for sprinkling
    Optional: 🍃🍃
    Preparation
    1. Grease a 9x13-inch (23x33-cm) dark metal pan with softened butter, then line with parchment paper, leaving overhang on all sides. Grease the parchment with softened butter.
    2. Combine the chopped chocolate, ¼ cup (30 g) of cocoa powder, and espresso powder in a heatproof liquid measuring cup or medium bowl and set aside.
    3. Add the butter to a small saucepan over medium heat and cook until the butter just comes to a vigorous simmer, about 5 minutes, swirling the pan occasionally. Immediately pour the hot butter over the chocolate mixture and let sit for 2 minutes. Whisk until the chocolate is completely smooth and melted, then set aside.
    4. Combine the granulated sugar, brown sugar, vanilla extract, salt, and eggs in a large bowl. Beat with an electric hand mixer on high speed until light and fluffy, about 10 minutes. It will be similar to the texture of very thick pancake batter.
    5. With the mixer on, pour in the slightly cooled chocolate and butter mixture and blend until smooth.
    6. Position a rack in the middle of the oven and preheat to 350°F (180°C).
    7. Sift in the flour and remaining cocoa powder and use a rubber spatula to gently fold until just combined.
    8. Pour the batter into the prepared baking pan and smooth the top with a spatula. Bake until lightly puffed on top, about 20 minutes.
    9. Remove the baking pan from the oven using oven mitts or kitchen towels, then lightly drop the pan on a flat surface 1-2 times until the brownies deflate slightly. Sprinkle with flaky sea salt.
    10. Return the pan to the oven and bake until a wooden skewer inserted into the center of the brownies comes out fudgy but the edges look cooked through, about 20 minutes more. The center of the brownies will seem under-baked, but the brownies will continue to set as they cool.
    11. Set the brownies on a cooling rack and cool completely in the pan.
    12. Use the parchment paper to lift the cooled brownies out of the pan. Cut into 24 bars and serve immediately.
    13. Enjoy.

    • @sophiel787
      @sophiel787 6 місяців тому +1

      Just use Ghirardelli

    • @CatDrKahl
      @CatDrKahl 6 місяців тому +2

      ​@@sophiel787 not everyone likes boxed mixes, and from scratch is often better than boxed, more personal at any rate

    • @cutiepatootie82649Eight
      @cutiepatootie82649Eight 6 місяців тому +3

      thanks:)

    • @Meela9088
      @Meela9088 6 місяців тому +1

      Leaf sprinkle?

    • @CatDrKahl
      @CatDrKahl 6 місяців тому +3

      @@Meela9088 mint for garnish?

  • @singingblueberry
    @singingblueberry 6 місяців тому +50

    12:32 Actually headbanging to this

  • @samssmoothies
    @samssmoothies 6 місяців тому +26

    hey! i’ve been watching u for years without commenting as i didn’t have an account. I just wanted to thank you for all the much needed laughs whenever i’m feeling down :)

  • @peterthehedgehog8824
    @peterthehedgehog8824 3 місяці тому +7

    9:24 foreshadowing

  • @coshuloser
    @coshuloser 6 місяців тому +12

    mr matt rose sir I swear your videos are like the only thing I adore in this world that keep me going thanks for them thanks a lot keep em coming