once i did that but on my keyboard and managed to open a new tab, go to youtube, and START WATCHING 1 HOUR OF SILENCE BROKEN BY METAL PIPE, THE SOUND WOKE ME UP
Matt Rose is the closest thing we will ever get to the physical manifestation of an Eldritch god And he just happens to be a British alcoholic that reads off twitter
Already commented this on a different video, but I once fell asleep while texting my friend and said something along the lines of "you're Worcestershire to me."
Bizarrely, I wake up to the exact same video of ManlyBadassHero playing Inscryption every single time I fall asleep on my phone. UA-cam must think I really like that video, I must've "watched" it about 35 times over now, if not more.
On more than one occasion my cats have walked on my laptop and I come back from work or something to find I have streamed almost an entire season of anime
When I fall asleep on my phone I ended up sending the hard-core bdsm fanfic of some of my favourite fictional characters I was reading before bed to my close friends and family . opps
Once I fell asleep while texting and somehow ended up telling my mum to “join the underthrusted club”, along with a meme of Kirby in prison. It led to a wonderful lecture once I woke up
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When I was sick a couple months ago I had to go back and rewatch the Matt Rose videos to take anything in. Things like “strange things total strangers said” “tired people making mistakes cause they’re tired” and “what noise do these things [groan tubes] make”
Has anyone ever fallen asleep while watching a UA-cam playlist? I once passed out while listening to some episodes of Smosh Pit Reddit Stories I had saved on my “Watch Later” playlist (even though I originally intended to stay up and study because I had made a huge cup of hot coffee and some toast) and woke up at half past 3am to see a random episode of WordGirl I had on said list playing on my phone. I swore I was having some kind of fever dream the second I heard one of Tom Kenny’s voices talk about stealing all of the city’s cheese and had to get up and take a cold shower. Edit: I just remembered a 2nd time this happened to me! Similar story, but I was watching a playlist of those trashy, but satisfying detective videos of police officers arresting Karens in public on my phone, fell asleep, and woke up to see, for whatever reason, an old documentary about the making of Disney’s The Jungle Book playing instead (I don't even like that movie that much).
This story was a Whirlwind.... I once fell asleep listening to joke boyfriend asmr, and I woke up to the most dirtiest, most nsfw, most disturbing asmr. I had to drink chocolate milk to get rid of that trauma
Thank you for commenting this! That joke was absolutely brilliant and totally got me, and I immediately went to the comment section, expecting the top or pinned comment to be someone pointing the excellence of this joke out, but much to my disappointment, it seems not everyone paid as much attention to it as it deserves...
Fell asleep on my phone while watching UA-cam a while ago and watched, in my sleep, the following movies: 20 minutes and 37 seconds of The Perks of Being a Wallflower Insidious 1 Insidious 2 16 minutes and 12 seconds of Insidious 3
I fell asleep holding my phone one time and accidentally called a girl I almost dated about 10 years ago and hadn't spoken to since. It was after midnight. I had no idea I still even had her number. The dial-tone woke me up.
I like playing the dangerous game of never deleting a single contact in my entire life. I'm waiting for the day I accidentally call my high school math teacher while scrolling through my contacts.
I accidentally sent my grandma a UA-cam short titled " when you have a wet dream" she instead answered with the song " Gruppa Krovii " Ig that's her way of saying " kids these days "
I tend to fall asleep on my laptop. Quite a few times now, I've woken up to random UA-cam videos I don't remember watching; nonsensical Discord messages and even an edited wiki page from a very aggressive sleepwalking episode. ...That one haunts me.
I remember one time I fell asleep watching tf2 videos and woke up to mr beat explaining every US president's favourite food how the fuck do you get there from tf2
Once when i fell asleep on my phone i accidentally sent my dad, mum, uncle, grandad and EMAILED my head of year the following "iaaa mi a moryabnwja egg. Ohia since whon?? "
This appeared in my recommended right after I woke up from sleep texting my boyfriend "I can't have that medicine it's for people who are asleep and I am awake"
1. The dedication of this man is insane and I will never be albe to truly comprehend the sheer amount of willpower it takes him to read all this gibberish 2. When the mic has had enough and decided to take a break-you know it is truly the moment of all times
So our family computer we had in the 90s had very old text to speech built in - still used "TTS Daniel" as the voice - and this video perfectly encapsulated the kind of stuff that would put 11 year old me into laughing fits until I cry. . . . And it still kinda does. 😂
once i fell asleep on my phone and it called 911 in the middle of the night and they had to call me back like three times before i finally realized what was going on (my phone identified them as Spam Risk) and explained what happened. so awesome!
the few times i fell asleep on my phone, i called the police. TWICE. i shit you not i woke up to my phone vibrating and counting down for a few seconds before it dialed the emergency services. safe to say i have stopped sleeping with my phone within an arms distance away from me.
A few months ago I fell asleep on my phone and woke up like 12 hours later to emergency services up and French scrolling on my screen?? I don’t think I actually called anyone but the thought haunts me to this day.
There was this one time where I got bored so I kept turning my phone on and off rlly fast and then the screen displayed a countdown before the phone dialed SOS, I almost couldn't find the cancel button, when I found It, I cancelled the dial. I kid you not, I shat myself that day. Never fuck around with your phone guys, even If you're bored.
I can just imagine people lying there with their thumbs on the keyboard typing 1 of 4 characters that they can press every time their thumbs move slightly
I slept on my phone once. I woke up to a minor burn on my cheek. Turns out: my body heat combined with the phone’s own heat caused the heat to burn me. I refuse to sleep near my phone now.
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hey! i’ve been watching u for years without commenting as i didn’t have an account. I just wanted to thank you for all the much needed laughs whenever i’m feeling down :)
jokes on you im doing it rig
watch this become top comment
Lol
i don’t believe y
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hey man ur comment got hear
Falling asleep while texting is like a high stakes version of those infinite monkeys on typewriters.
infinite typing monkeys - the video game
level: EXTREME
That the one where if you have infinite typewriters and infinite monkeys one of them is gonna inevitably write barney the dinosaur fanfiction?
@ragcat3732 It's supposed to be "the complete works of Shakespeare" but ig Barney fanfic also works 💀
@@calibricalypso but not... not Shakespeare...
Yeah.
I once fell asleep and started spamming my friends a crying Megamind bitmoji. They all thought I was having a breakdown.
I love this 😂
Enstars icon checks out
thats crazy XD
**cries with big forehead**
nazuna pfp spotted
I would love to see Matt Rose absolutely crush a tournament of trying to read gibberish aloud.
Ohhh yes! That'd be awesome!!
It’s a need
He'd take home the gold!
We NEED this
vs damien from emkay
It amazes me how people can fall asleep in the middle of doing things. I need to completely deprive my senses to fall asleep at all.
Reminds me that I should probably cancel the sleeping 7-day thingy. (If yk)
If i want to sleep i cant do it 1-2 hours
Everybody gangsta until Rat Moses falls asleep while using his phone.
don't give the ai shrimp jesus facebook image posters ideas
@@LoquatJuice_who gon stop him
And accidentally uploads a video titled eueuwjwjthtvvwuwkwjebfbsbw dheusndbdhehehehdh
Rat Moses, opening the fondue river
@@misterionorman9764 rondue fiver
once i did that but on my keyboard and managed to open a new tab, go to youtube, and START WATCHING 1 HOUR OF SILENCE BROKEN BY METAL PIPE, THE SOUND WOKE ME UP
CLANG
LMAOOOO bruh how do you manage to just do that
😂😂😂😂
he just got pranked by his own brain :3
HELP
the commitment to reading out full integers no matter how long really got me
Matt Rose reading gibberish is funny
Well hello British diplomat
I'm crying and can't breathe 😂😂😂
IS NICE
Boaa woah
get back to filling taxes
"I b in u" has got to be the pickup line of all time 💀
Realll
It just needs a question mark
even greater would be 'i t in u'
binu is my dogs name
I p in u
Matt Rose, the man who can pronounce anything, even the things human ears were never meant to hear and the human voice never meant to produce
Matt Rose is the closest thing we will ever get to the physical manifestation of an Eldritch god
And he just happens to be a British alcoholic that reads off twitter
Actually he called the poop emoji the wrong name, and I refuse to accept Z as being pronouced Zed
@@DJVideso not everyone is American
@@soumya9484 Umm, Matt Rose is saying it WRONG. There is NO z OR d. A bunch of "Made up letters" to be special
@@DJVideso This has to be satire. You know there’s a D in your username right?
He's the kind of guy who TRIES when reading. Massive respect for him! Lol
Already commented this on a different video, but I once fell asleep while texting my friend and said something along the lines of "you're Worcestershire to me."
Relatable
69 likes
so real
Amazing
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I keep falling asleep and waking up to my phone being dead and a 6 hour tech tutorial being half watched.
Ah. Is it the same tech tutorial every time?
Bizarrely, I wake up to the exact same video of ManlyBadassHero playing Inscryption every single time I fall asleep on my phone. UA-cam must think I really like that video, I must've "watched" it about 35 times over now, if not more.
bruh same. and I don't remember watching the last 10 videos on my watch history either
Same but it's usually this one DND Livestream that I keep waking up halfway through. I have only ever watched maybe three DND videos.
On more than one occasion my cats have walked on my laptop and I come back from work or something to find I have streamed almost an entire season of anime
Ah yes, I too love watching a 33 year-old British man speak nonsense for 15 minutes
We truly have an elevated taste
Yea
So just watching a british man speak?
Regular British people be like:
taste 🤌✨
When I fall asleep on my phone I ended up sending the hard-core bdsm fanfic of some of my favourite fictional characters I was reading before bed to my close friends and family . opps
😢😢😢😢😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤
Sleep texting 🤝 falling asleep on phone
The duo we never knew we needed to make Matt read the best gibberish ever
No way it's you, I remember seeing you in a bunch of Mayro comment sections
@@wooper2654me too
This man has such a strangely articulate way of verbalizing the text equivalent of salami.
the text equivelant of salami..
... Our usernames are um... @@L-ghtlessSky
@@L-ghtlessSky.. OUR NAMES-
@@Lightskyxzz I AM YOUR ALTER EGO
I feel a legendary battle is coming...
im crying, they way the person just replied kinky to a bunch of gibberish 😭
HELPPP 😭😭
@@ittybittyissy with what?
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no, perish @@ittybittyissy
I saw this when it happened
“ l e t l o o s e t h e p u b l i c l a p p i n g” got me dying 💀💀💀💀💀💀
real
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Once I fell asleep while texting and somehow ended up telling my mum to “join the underthrusted club”, along with a meme of Kirby in prison. It led to a wonderful lecture once I woke up
please tell us how it went down
@@some_internet_person yesss
what did kirby do
@@firemayro what HASN'T kirby done
@@Banana_Fusion true...
You can tell how hard this one was by how he showed even a single sign of weakness
So mn yhb 5 h vacío🟨
@@platemberistrash what
matt speaks gibberish so perfectly
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It's majestic
It's like he's fluent in it... What a talent!! :D
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1:47 “Let loose the public lapping!” 😂
lmbo same
lmao
Attempting to watch this while sick and bedridden
I’m not entirely certain that this ISN’T a fever dream
wake up
Yo same
Who ever really knows? 🤷♂️
You're in a simulation
When I was sick a couple months ago I had to go back and rewatch the Matt Rose videos to take anything in. Things like “strange things total strangers said” “tired people making mistakes cause they’re tired” and “what noise do these things [groan tubes] make”
what i love about this video is that all the clips are either dr seuss on hardcore drugs or vacuum cleaner sounds
🤣
this is a perfect description
Has anyone ever fallen asleep while watching a UA-cam playlist?
I once passed out while listening to some episodes of Smosh Pit Reddit Stories I had saved on my “Watch Later” playlist (even though I originally intended to stay up and study because I had made a huge cup of hot coffee and some toast) and woke up at half past 3am to see a random episode of WordGirl I had on said list playing on my phone. I swore I was having some kind of fever dream the second I heard one of Tom Kenny’s voices talk about stealing all of the city’s cheese and had to get up and take a cold shower.
Edit: I just remembered a 2nd time this happened to me! Similar story, but I was watching a playlist of those trashy, but satisfying detective videos of police officers arresting Karens in public on my phone, fell asleep, and woke up to see, for whatever reason, an old documentary about the making of Disney’s The Jungle Book playing instead (I don't even like that movie that much).
Forgot Tom Kenny voices the wild cheese intelligent man
This story was a Whirlwind....
I once fell asleep listening to joke boyfriend asmr, and I woke up to the most dirtiest, most nsfw, most disturbing asmr. I had to drink chocolate milk to get rid of that trauma
@@JustAHarmlessSoph Yikes
I've done that many times.
I think the most disorienting thing is waking up to a video explaining a UA-cam horror series.
Once I fell asleep do a playlist of video essays, woke up to a clip of weird Al playing with a small fish tank on Nickelodeon
Just woke up to find myself on a keebler cookie ad, while watching this video.
XD WHAT?!
"I'll try Alex. Pick up, Bell!" is one of the jokes that broke me, and I was barely keeping it together as it was. 😂
Is that from something?
@@caelenselke-minogueThe telephone was invented by Alexander Bell, it’s funny cause he would have the first phone number: 1.
Thank you for commenting this! That joke was absolutely brilliant and totally got me, and I immediately went to the comment section, expecting the top or pinned comment to be someone pointing the excellence of this joke out, but much to my disappointment, it seems not everyone paid as much attention to it as it deserves...
@@dinoheartnerd2265
It was fast, but we nonetheless caught it. 🤭
The mic briefly stepping out for what I can only assume is a smoke break at the end was gold
Thought he could slip a real skrillex song in there like we wouldn’t notice
3:23 this sounds like my mom cleaning my teeth with an electric toothbrush
I've never seen somebody so committed in my whole life emkay got nothing on this
“Im not even gonna try” -emkay
*GOES ALL IN* -MATT ROSE
Today we’ve learned a valuable life lesson: ‘Don’t popaloppaloopdaloopop’
Ohio 💩
you always have to drink your waterboarding too
@@LibbyTheVioletStickman also make sure to jobs j ink!
@@valerielevasseur8674o ojo o PHILIP PHOTO oo o o o o o oohh ohio PHOTOJOURNAILST
Lesson learned
I once fell asleep on youtube. Auto play decided to give me a 10 hour video of playing a game ive never heard of
Which game was it?
what game 💀💀
Same happened with me but It was a VERY bass boosted earrape version of die in a fire, I didn't know my ears had beef with William Afton
@@stingray-537LMAO
@@stingray-537 did you wake up the same second?
Fell asleep on my phone while watching UA-cam a while ago and watched, in my sleep, the following movies:
20 minutes and 37 seconds of The Perks of Being a Wallflower
Insidious 1
Insidious 2
16 minutes and 12 seconds of Insidious 3
I fell asleep holding my phone one time and accidentally called a girl I almost dated about 10 years ago and hadn't spoken to since. It was after midnight. I had no idea I still even had her number. The dial-tone woke me up.
@RavenEvermoon fortunately there wasn't one, I hung up as soon as I realized. No idea how long it was ringing for tho
I like playing the dangerous game of never deleting a single contact in my entire life. I'm waiting for the day I accidentally call my high school math teacher while scrolling through my contacts.
@@Jacob-Sophia learn Mongolian throat singing, then use it should that day arrive.
“Money money mouth face, money mouth face” kinda goes hard
"FISH FISH SWIM FISH SWIM FISH FISH SWIM FISH SWIM FISH SWIM FISH SWIM FISH SWIM" goes pretty hard too
I accidentally sent my grandma a UA-cam short titled " when you have a wet dream" she instead answered with the song " Gruppa Krovii " Ig that's her way of saying " kids these days "
Good song tho
Wowww your grandma likes OLD SCHOOL RUSSIAN ROCK?
Группа крови на рукаве...
@@unnamellieЧто?
Your grandma has impeccable musical taste.
2:23 TI- WHAT?
they probably watch it so much that it automatically shows up at ti
why
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I fell asleep with my hand on my phone last night and ended up watching 3,5 hours of youtube ads
Ah yes, UA-cam's favourite customer
I tend to fall asleep on my laptop. Quite a few times now, I've woken up to random UA-cam videos I don't remember watching; nonsensical Discord messages and even an edited wiki page from a very aggressive sleepwalking episode.
...That one haunts me.
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Which wiki page did u edit?
I remember one time I fell asleep watching tf2 videos and woke up to mr beat explaining every US president's favourite food
how the fuck do you get there from tf2
@@IsYeaYesyup barf
Matt reading off all those numbers at the end in the chipmunk voice lol 😆
Lmao
11:47
"Nine was a slur."
"Oh?"
I exactly thought of that too 💀
Lmao
You should've censored n*ne! You heard the man
Oh, that's why 7 8 9
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this is the most impressive voice acting on youtube
Once when i fell asleep on my phone i accidentally sent my dad, mum, uncle, grandad and EMAILED my head of year the following "iaaa mi a moryabnwja egg. Ohia since whon?? "
12:54 are we gonna talk about how it says "Back to Alien Blue" in the top left corner 💀
Matt Rose the only guy to ever speak fluent gibberish
I'm the 13th like 😱😱
Once my friend did this and texted me
“Consider the BCC
Ho.”
they were so apologetic the next day and were like NOOOO UR NOT A HO IM SO SORRY
Did you consider the bcc, though?
@@JustAHarmlessSoph I did…
@@MelodiTheMess I'm a little scared to ask, but what was the bcc?
@@JustAHarmlessSoph accidentally lied I think BCC was another time but here:
“”Consider ICRC if taiwjskskl””
Building construction code 🏗️
"why at yo veggn?" is my favorite quote now, thank you half asleep me.
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9:36 that killed me 😭😂😂😭
"I'll call Alex. PICK UP, BELL!" is the joke that made me the happiest I've been all day.
I swear, watching Matt Rose at midnight is so much better than watching at noon.
Yea, but don't fell asleep while watching him dowbrosfgwmphwneofys inibividufuici🎉
I won't. ....ekkkeod./2)84jkkkkkkkeeeejjjr oeeoe...cular view iiri.mddm...m.@@Iknowalotaboutswordmachinenjdkd
But nun8jj8
Especially if you’re wearing jeans, according to the internet, that’s just monstrous!
I keep seeing you for some reason
I only sleep in jeans
Oh fuck, it’s the MSM guy.
I haven't worm pj's in three years
your an evil person
Don't do the same mistake I did. Don't listen to this while at work. I've spent last 2 hours trying to hold the freaking laughter in.
Thank you for the sacrifice of your vocal cords.
Coords.
Coords
Momommmomommmmommomomommmmomonommmmömmomnmommmom
Some of the spammed letters sound like Matt is summoning a demon
He's summoning furbies
2:37 specially here
Because he is
I fell asleep while on my phone and I wake up to the notification that this was uploaded
woah fan pfp
Holy crap it’s fan from imaginative industry
@@iloveichikoaobayippeefellow inanimate insanity fan spotted
@@Cornsnakesarecool how moment
@@cheeeezze what
Props to this guy for ACTUALLY saying all the gibberish out loud.
The videos with gibberish in them are where Matt Rose is able to truly shine.
Matt Ross speaking gibberish sound like the sim language
This appeared in my recommended right after I woke up from sleep texting my boyfriend "I can't have that medicine it's for people who are asleep and I am awake"
Your dream self is sentient.
"is that freddy fazbear?" 1:14
This is so funny why does this not have more likes I have been crying at this
@@aeyloabro me too I can’t😭
Funny how I was dozing off and then got the notification ‘Don’t fall asleep on your phone’ thanks Matt
1. The dedication of this man is insane and I will never be albe to truly comprehend the sheer amount of willpower it takes him to read all this gibberish
2. When the mic has had enough and decided to take a break-you know it is truly the moment of all times
So our family computer we had in the 90s had very old text to speech built in - still used "TTS Daniel" as the voice - and this video perfectly encapsulated the kind of stuff that would put 11 year old me into laughing fits until I cry.
. . . And it still kinda does. 😂
10/10 voice acting I almost felt these emotions
I can’t imagine what the neighbours think when they hear him record this
5:53 "I'll try Alex, pick up Bell" for phone number 1... nice callback
Alex, bell and phone? Alexander Graham Bell?
lol CALLback
'Ahoy-oy!'
'Hello?'
'NO.'
@@jediarcherbc709yeah
This is the one and only channel I have notifications for
Based
Correct decision 💪
As it should be
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once i fell asleep on my phone and it called 911 in the middle of the night and they had to call me back like three times before i finally realized what was going on (my phone identified them as Spam Risk) and explained what happened. so awesome!
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Wtf awesome?, u should be careful bruh
@@Kshitij.with.nature-channelI think the "so awesome!" was sarcasm
@@MightDeleteAcc my bad, ur right, I also refer u the bracketed words, it's sarcasm
I can’t watch you at night because I laugh really loudly and reveal I’m awake lmao
This is why I love this channel. First 10 seconds and we already get:
*”IS NICE”*
“JJUUuuuuu~”
*”IS NICE”*
5:14 OMG he used to be my friend in middle school
🔥⬇️🕳️
@@JoelDaAmazingGD??
@MidJStudios FIRE IN THE HOLEEE
@@JoelDaAmazingGD oh lol GD reference ig
I wasn't expecting accurate impressions of flies, but nor am I disappointed.
3:23 POV you are getting your hair cut
Accurate
STOP IM DYING THATS SO REAL
It's better at 2x 🤣🤣
Matt swallowed a computer chip that allows him to understand gibberish
People falling asleep on their phone is basically them letting out their inner sim
the few times i fell asleep on my phone, i called the police. TWICE. i shit you not i woke up to my phone vibrating and counting down for a few seconds before it dialed the emergency services.
safe to say i have stopped sleeping with my phone within an arms distance away from me.
Oh god
A few months ago I fell asleep on my phone and woke up like 12 hours later to emergency services up and French scrolling on my screen?? I don’t think I actually called anyone but the thought haunts me to this day.
accidentally almost called the police trying to take my phone case off because it pressed the buttons so many times
Thank God there was a countdown, and you didn't actually call the authorities by mistake.
That would've been seriously bad.
There was this one time where I got bored so I kept turning my phone on and off rlly fast and then the screen displayed a countdown before the phone dialed SOS, I almost couldn't find the cancel button, when I found It, I cancelled the dial. I kid you not, I shat myself that day. Never fuck around with your phone guys, even If you're bored.
5:55 This is what the consistency of passing time feels like in dreams
I once fell asleep with youtube on and i started making a whole playlist and i still kept it
3:29 is an electric toothbrush
Hearing this makes it a guilty pleasure for me
I can just imagine people lying there with their thumbs on the keyboard typing 1 of 4 characters that they can press every time their thumbs move slightly
I’m more impressed with the people who
Somehow while completely asleep manage to get into the gif/emoji menu
sHzhHhshz
7:35 is ABSOLUTELY GOLDEN
I slept on my phone once. I woke up to a minor burn on my cheek. Turns out: my body heat combined with the phone’s own heat caused the heat to burn me. I refuse to sleep near my phone now.
yknow that's fair but still gonna do it
@@thejester1039
Don’t???
Yeah, that's probably a bad battery? I've only had really broken or really low-on-storage phones do anything close-
is something wrong with your battery i don’t think that’s normal?? 😭😭
14:16 the squirrels outside my window trying to tell their child they are getting a divorce
lmao
12:45 the siren took me out
Die moment
7:30 this could become a hit song tbh
Agreed.
12:13
13:16 when you bet on a fish race
Why does it remind me of that episode of SpongeBob where he drives Gary to exhaustion during the snail race 😭
fish swim! fish swim! fish swim!
The "IS NAYS" is what got me
I’m now convinced Matt rose should be a Mongolian throat singer
Ye
I remember falling asleep while I was working on my computer once. When I woke up, my document was just filled with the letter Z.
That fits lol
"Is nice?" Genuinely made me laugh hard 😂
is that Ara in yout pfp?
nice lol
@@williamfranciswhite450 You should put the capitalised letters in my name together ;)
Thanks for uploading this
I've never laughed so hard since 327 days
Brownies
Ingredients (for 24 brownies)
2 ½ sticks unsalted butter, plus more, softened, for greasing
8 oz good-quality semisweet chocolate, or bittersweet chocolate, 60-70% cacao, roughly chopped
¾ cup unsweetened dutch process cocoa powder, divided
1 tablespoon espresso powder
2 cups granulated sugar
½ cup dark brown sugar, packed
2 teaspoons vanilla extract
2 teaspoons kosher salt
6 large eggs
1 cup all-purpose flour
flaky sea salt, for sprinkling
Optional: 🍃🍃
Preparation
1. Grease a 9x13-inch (23x33-cm) dark metal pan with softened butter, then line with parchment paper, leaving overhang on all sides. Grease the parchment with softened butter.
2. Combine the chopped chocolate, ¼ cup (30 g) of cocoa powder, and espresso powder in a heatproof liquid measuring cup or medium bowl and set aside.
3. Add the butter to a small saucepan over medium heat and cook until the butter just comes to a vigorous simmer, about 5 minutes, swirling the pan occasionally. Immediately pour the hot butter over the chocolate mixture and let sit for 2 minutes. Whisk until the chocolate is completely smooth and melted, then set aside.
4. Combine the granulated sugar, brown sugar, vanilla extract, salt, and eggs in a large bowl. Beat with an electric hand mixer on high speed until light and fluffy, about 10 minutes. It will be similar to the texture of very thick pancake batter.
5. With the mixer on, pour in the slightly cooled chocolate and butter mixture and blend until smooth.
6. Position a rack in the middle of the oven and preheat to 350°F (180°C).
7. Sift in the flour and remaining cocoa powder and use a rubber spatula to gently fold until just combined.
8. Pour the batter into the prepared baking pan and smooth the top with a spatula. Bake until lightly puffed on top, about 20 minutes.
9. Remove the baking pan from the oven using oven mitts or kitchen towels, then lightly drop the pan on a flat surface 1-2 times until the brownies deflate slightly. Sprinkle with flaky sea salt.
10. Return the pan to the oven and bake until a wooden skewer inserted into the center of the brownies comes out fudgy but the edges look cooked through, about 20 minutes more. The center of the brownies will seem under-baked, but the brownies will continue to set as they cool.
11. Set the brownies on a cooling rack and cool completely in the pan.
12. Use the parchment paper to lift the cooled brownies out of the pan. Cut into 24 bars and serve immediately.
13. Enjoy.
Just use Ghirardelli
@@sophiel787 not everyone likes boxed mixes, and from scratch is often better than boxed, more personal at any rate
thanks:)
Leaf sprinkle?
@@Meela9088 mint for garnish?
12:32 Actually headbanging to this
hey! i’ve been watching u for years without commenting as i didn’t have an account. I just wanted to thank you for all the much needed laughs whenever i’m feeling down :)
9:24 foreshadowing
mr matt rose sir I swear your videos are like the only thing I adore in this world that keep me going thanks for them thanks a lot keep em coming