Man In Critical Condition After Hearing Slightly Different Viewpoint

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  • Опубліковано 22 лют 2024
  • It's a serious medical emergency: you're minding your own business when you hear an opinion you slightly disagree with. Will the doctors be able to save this man's life?
    The government told you Social Distancing worked. They also told you the COVID-19 jab would spare you from getting Covid. iCan said the opposite. Support their efforts: secure.anedot.com/informed-co...
    #comedy #conservative #babylonbee

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  • @chattphotos
    @chattphotos 3 місяці тому +1698

    Get him to an echo chamber!
    Nailed it 110%

    • @TheAnnoyingBoss
      @TheAnnoyingBoss 3 місяці тому +19

      When patient zero mumbled trunernationalizepresur

    • @Gris00
      @Gris00 3 місяці тому +14

      My mother is in a constant echo chamber who is willingly ignorant. It gobsmacks me how daft she is

    • @Simoss13
      @Simoss13 3 місяці тому +42

      I loved how they replied, "We gave them all to Harvard"

    • @mysticladytarot7777
      @mysticladytarot7777 3 місяці тому +3

      U just said 110%😬😬💀🤦‍♀️

    • @chattphotos
      @chattphotos 3 місяці тому +4

      @@mysticladytarot7777 That's why they call me the hammer

  • @Enroxxx
    @Enroxxx 3 місяці тому +1039

    YT made this even funnier adding the covid-19 information banner 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @casualweekday-ytshadowbang2469
      @casualweekday-ytshadowbang2469 3 місяці тому +22

      Marco would be proud.

    • @jessereinhardt6320
      @jessereinhardt6320 3 місяці тому +66

      Yeah they have to do the bidding of their sponsors - the gubment and drug companies.

    • @chrismckell5353
      @chrismckell5353 3 місяці тому +25

      Greetings and salutations to our alien overlords/ ruling classes and assorted other elitists.

    • @usarmyveteran177
      @usarmyveteran177 3 місяці тому +55

      That was the first thing I noticed, YT loves to lick the corporate big pharma boots.

    • @sudeshryan8707
      @sudeshryan8707 3 місяці тому +23

      even their AI is woke 😂😂

  • @cashwalk7253
    @cashwalk7253 3 місяці тому +842

    “Get this man to an Echo Chamber, STAT!”
    “We don’t have anymore-we lent them all to Harvard!” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @walterhare9709
    @walterhare9709 3 місяці тому +1117

    The problem with suing the government is the Taxpayer still pays the bill

    • @walterhare9709
      @walterhare9709 3 місяці тому +24

      Thank you, I'm glad you get it

    • @warmak4576
      @warmak4576 3 місяці тому +26

      Aren't they giving you back the money they stole from you?

    • @walterhare9709
      @walterhare9709 3 місяці тому +73

      @@warmak4576 No, I'm White

    • @VintageCardinal
      @VintageCardinal 3 місяці тому +9

      True, but that isn't the point

    • @walterhare9709
      @walterhare9709 3 місяці тому +6

      @@VintageCardinal What's your point?

  • @kujo62
    @kujo62 3 місяці тому +1287

    Ban assault adjectives.

    • @B.L.S.
      @B.L.S. 3 місяці тому +46

      Assault Opinions

    • @RealMTBAddict
      @RealMTBAddict 3 місяці тому +6

      Never

    • @docbailey3265
      @docbailey3265 3 місяці тому +39

      Opinions are violence.

    • @RealMTBAddict
      @RealMTBAddict 3 місяці тому +8

      @@docbailey3265 Then so is breathing 😂

    • @user-hc1ln1kg5u
      @user-hc1ln1kg5u 3 місяці тому +27

      Can we ban pronouns first, please!

  • @CozyLivingMachine
    @CozyLivingMachine 3 місяці тому +1420

    I'm in pain just thinking about someone not agreeing with everything I think.

    • @Rizzob17
      @Rizzob17 3 місяці тому +24

      I beg to differ. 😜

    • @segevstormlord3713
      @segevstormlord3713 3 місяці тому +48

      Fortunately, everyone agrees with everything I think. Anyone who says otherwise is just lying, and I know they're evil because they're lying.

    • @countrygirl6003
      @countrygirl6003 3 місяці тому +9

      Same here. LOL!

    • @rosemarygrabowski5834
      @rosemarygrabowski5834 3 місяці тому +6

      LOL!!!

    • @stevemonkey6666
      @stevemonkey6666 3 місяці тому +17

      I once heard a slightly different opinion. I'm still going to therapy about it😢

  • @thewheeldeal8439
    @thewheeldeal8439 3 місяці тому +450

    Parents, talk to your children about slightly different opinions, before somebody else does.

    • @DarthZ01
      @DarthZ01 3 місяці тому +18

      we cant have that, the parents may have the wrong different opinion, better to have a government employee talk to them about the correct opinion to have

    • @franciscodanconia4324
      @franciscodanconia4324 3 місяці тому +6

      “This is your brain. This is your brain on a slightly different opinion”.

    • @agwbcfjc2
      @agwbcfjc2 3 місяці тому +5

      BAAAAM!!!!! You dropped the mic on that one, bro. Awesome.

    • @MeBender
      @MeBender 3 місяці тому

      😂😂😂😂

    • @lucygoose6237
      @lucygoose6237 3 місяці тому

      This should have been added at the end of the video, 10/10

  • @rosscato8745
    @rosscato8745 3 місяці тому +358

    So good to see that UA-cam is protecting me by adding the note that I can get proper Information from my Government’s website….. so relieved that they are doing their best to protect me from alternative viewpoints.

    • @1968CudaGuy
      @1968CudaGuy 3 місяці тому

      At least right now you can ignore their suggestions.. Give it another 4 years and you will be forced to accept the indoctrination juice..

    • @rucker69
      @rucker69 3 місяці тому +29

      The irony is palpable if not sad lol

    • @richardmahn7589
      @richardmahn7589 3 місяці тому

      Red sirens must have seriously sounded at YT HQ when the dropped this video and they knew it was mocking the vaccine as being safe & effective.

    • @calumrife
      @calumrife 3 місяці тому +7

      Block elements within the page using a flavour of ad-block. Feels more like when humanity was normal and didn't force feed that shit.

    • @century2298
      @century2298 2 місяці тому +3

      A reLIEable source, no doubt !

  • @rustysanchez8416
    @rustysanchez8416 3 місяці тому +755

    As a male nurse sitting on the toilet getting ready to go to work, this really hurts

    • @RonHelton
      @RonHelton 3 місяці тому +169

      Drink more water?

    • @Sgt_SealCluber
      @Sgt_SealCluber 3 місяці тому +114

      So stunning and brave! Not enough people talk about the struggles of male nurses and the lack of representation of males in the nursing profession. The fact that 50% of nurses aren't men CAN ONLY MEAN that women control everything and they are intentionally keeping them down! THE MATRIARCHY IS REAL PEOPLE!!🤣

    • @my2cents945
      @my2cents945 3 місяці тому +92

      remove the plunger from the bowl before sitting down.

    • @dertythegrower
      @dertythegrower 3 місяці тому +19

      Wash your phone with uvc, twice

    • @Benmeglei1
      @Benmeglei1 3 місяці тому +29

      It was either that or a male stewardess. It’s going to be ok champ. 👊🏻

  • @impalamama7302
    @impalamama7302 3 місяці тому +423

    Get this man into an echo chamber, STAT! EPIC.

    • @websculling
      @websculling 3 місяці тому +18

      'we loaned them all to Harvard' made me laugh even harder :)

    • @OYME13
      @OYME13 3 місяці тому +1

      While funny, are we really going to act like all sides don't do the same thing? Conservatives have their own echoing chambers too.

    • @impalamama7302
      @impalamama7302 3 місяці тому +1

      @@OYME13 Only difference is Conservatives tend to live and are grounded in reality. Leftys do not. BTW "echoing chambers?" Are you a Chinese bot?? Or using Google translate???

  • @Xenophon1
    @Xenophon1 3 місяці тому +201

    There needs to be a 10 day waiting period for thought approval.

  • @tundranomad
    @tundranomad 3 місяці тому +215

    As a male RN, I get a kick out of seeing patients for procedures, with them thinking I'm the doc, and the female doc the nurse.

    • @VelkanAngels
      @VelkanAngels 3 місяці тому +9

      Don't doctors and nurses wear different uniforms where you live/work? They're easy to tell apart where I live, lol.

    • @echogamer5721
      @echogamer5721 3 місяці тому +5

      Seems reasonable.

    • @janblackman6204
      @janblackman6204 3 місяці тому +10

      That happens to my grandson and his wife. He’s a bank executive and she’s the internist and they always assume he’s the dr when they go to hospital functions

    • @kelvincharvet9454
      @kelvincharvet9454 3 місяці тому +8

      ​@@VelkanAngelsI was a male nurse on a surgical floor. The doctors and nurses all wore the sa.e type and color scrubs. On general patient floors the nurses could wear the scrubs of their choosing. It varies with different hospital policies.

    • @Veracityseeker7
      @Veracityseeker7 3 місяці тому +11

      ​@@VelkanAngelsYou're expecting people to think? That's cute😅

  • @fearthehoneybadger
    @fearthehoneybadger 3 місяці тому +316

    I've seen them scream at the sky for less.

    • @ronnimm6456
      @ronnimm6456 3 місяці тому +10

      I'm literally shaking from the opinions in this video.

    • @kellysouter4381
      @kellysouter4381 3 місяці тому +5

      Drugs?

    • @digitalnomad9985
      @digitalnomad9985 3 місяці тому +3

      At least they're complaining in the right direction.

    • @thecriterion-718
      @thecriterion-718 3 місяці тому

      Yeah In a video a man called one of these creatures Ma'am and she screamed aas if he was sexually assaulting her

    • @roccodirico9737
      @roccodirico9737 3 місяці тому +4

      I hear that some colleges are stocking up on hot chocolate and Play-doh for November 2024.

  • @400KrispyKremes
    @400KrispyKremes 3 місяці тому +384

    My thoughts and prayers go out to his fami... Many many dogs and cats.

    • @theuglybiker
      @theuglybiker 3 місяці тому +19

      Th..Th...They ENSLAVE our animal friends?!!! Call the Cancel Police!!!

    • @Azurethewolf168
      @Azurethewolf168 3 місяці тому

      @@theuglybikerreminds me of that South Park episode where the animal rights activists literally f*ck the animals

    • @timbuktu8069
      @timbuktu8069 3 місяці тому +15

      I'm sorry your thoughts and your....*WHAT*?

    • @CactusHand
      @CactusHand 3 місяці тому +6

      My God, this is blasphemy! How DARE he!

    • @nicholsonjay4724
      @nicholsonjay4724 3 місяці тому +3

      Not prayers…..positive energy. Don’t put him back into cardiac arrest! 😂

  • @liberty-matrix
    @liberty-matrix 3 місяці тому +79

    "Thinking is difficult, that's why most people judge." ~Carl Jung'

  • @johnvelas70
    @johnvelas70 3 місяці тому +322

    I was listening to a college woman who was smacked for not saying she supports the"palestinians" on campus. The University said she should and no charges will be brought. She will leave PSU after this semester. Her friend asked if they know she's Jewish. She said "No & she's afraid to tell them".
    How sad.

    • @GogakuOtaku
      @GogakuOtaku 3 місяці тому +40

      Stories like that are one of the only things on Earth that make me really angry. Tell this Jewish woman that I’m proud of her for standing up for herself and her beliefs, much like Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego did, and that I’ll be praying for her. 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱

    • @thebenforever
      @thebenforever 3 місяці тому +4

      Harvard?

    • @thekatarnalchemist
      @thekatarnalchemist 3 місяці тому +10

      ​@@thebenforever Penn State

    • @JO3BID3N-is-a-P3D0
      @JO3BID3N-is-a-P3D0 3 місяці тому

      america first

    • @GogakuOtaku
      @GogakuOtaku 3 місяці тому

      @@JO3BID3N-is-a-P3D0 fair.
      Oh hey, I just got exposed to a slightly differing opinion, and I feel fine!
      Edit: I just noticed your username 🤣

  • @skenzyme81
    @skenzyme81 3 місяці тому +120

    "Doctor, we have a woman in Room Four who 'Just Can't!'"

    • @kylemacdougall8355
      @kylemacdougall8355 3 місяці тому +18

      She couldn't even add the "even"!!

    • @KristinChoruby
      @KristinChoruby 3 місяці тому +20

      @@kylemacdougall8355 She has literally lost the ability to even!

    • @GogakuOtaku
      @GogakuOtaku 3 місяці тому +10

      @@KristinChoruby “literally” 😂

    • @zamar2158
      @zamar2158 3 місяці тому +3

      Oh God these comments 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @bobbob0507
      @bobbob0507 3 місяці тому +2

      I love these classic jokes

  • @absolutetuber
    @absolutetuber 3 місяці тому +96

    thats the guy that was pregnant! his kid sure grew up fast!

  • @aesoundforge
    @aesoundforge 3 місяці тому +133

    You laugh...I was at my friends house and I mentioned Joe Rogan and I had pretty much that same reaction. I was like " what just happened??"

    • @Nylon_riot
      @Nylon_riot 3 місяці тому +21

      Propaganda. My mother is one of these. The virtue signaling is insufferable, and of course, don't actually practice what they preach; which is the champagne socialists are all confession through projection. It is really about a power and money grab. Since the ideology (some like the case of my mum don't even realize it is comnienism) has spectacularly failed, and the working class never buys into it , they changed capitalism versus the working class to oppressor and oppressed. There is a good channel by a Jefferson liberal-independent like myself that does in-depth analysis and does a good job explaining a lot of this. It is called shortfatotaku. He helps clarify things.

    • @vladkagreen1824
      @vladkagreen1824 3 місяці тому +4

      Some friends you have!😆

    • @da_ocsta1452
      @da_ocsta1452 3 місяці тому +4

      "Friend"??

    • @irisjanemay1903
      @irisjanemay1903 3 місяці тому +8

      Try mentioning Andrew Tate to a gay guy. Instant meltdown.

    • @macethorns1168
      @macethorns1168 3 місяці тому +7

      It's insane how easily they are told what to believe and they obediently fall in line.

  • @chipmunk4kids1
    @chipmunk4kids1 3 місяці тому +4

    Hey, I'm a man nurse & I'm offended. 😂 I've been one for 26 yrs. Plus a USMC veteran of the first Gulf War.

    • @joysanders59
      @joysanders59 3 місяці тому +1

      Thank you for your service! ❤️

  • @TheLilou13300
    @TheLilou13300 3 місяці тому +124

    The power of ideology.

    • @JamesSullivan-ru4op
      @JamesSullivan-ru4op 3 місяці тому +5

      Close. Warning! Incoming slightly differing opinion: I see it more as the power stupidity.

    • @mustang607
      @mustang607 3 місяці тому +13

      Obviously the man was in critical theory condition.

    • @GogakuOtaku
      @GogakuOtaku 3 місяці тому +1

      @@mustang607😂😂that’s good

    • @LocalMaple
      @LocalMaple 3 місяці тому +2

      Ideology, or Idiology?

    • @JamesSullivan-ru4op
      @JamesSullivan-ru4op 3 місяці тому

      @@LocalMaple That too?

  • @dokidokibibleclub
    @dokidokibibleclub 3 місяці тому +32

    UA-cam just roasted themselves by attaching a re-education wiki article under this video ♨️🔥

  • @DrewMAGA
    @DrewMAGA 3 місяці тому +209

    I almost need to be convinced that this isn't true. We have an entire generation that can't handle real life without a safe space & a vape pen.

    • @greenl7661
      @greenl7661 3 місяці тому +4

      Indeed, the maga with constant hurt feelings make my head hurt

    • @greatbriton8425
      @greatbriton8425 3 місяці тому

      It IS true, except for needing to go to hospital as an emergency. There are MILLIONS of people in the USA who simply cannot cope with a differing opinion. They will feel traumatised by anything they don't believe. They find their security in the world they and those like them have created to feel comfortable without God, and facts are such a threat to this alternate reality of theirs that their defence goes up immediately to deflect the facts as an evil lie, triggering tremendous stress. They will give up friends and family to find peace in their made-up world.

    • @chellejack3480
      @chellejack3480 3 місяці тому +7

      Not to mention that they need 9,000 tattoos to try and convince themselves that they're really unique and original. Special even. Add in some pink hair and they're one of a kind.

    • @DeleteMyas
      @DeleteMyas 3 місяці тому

      And you're continuing to pass the boomer torch by bashing everyone younger than you because they don't know how to talk back to you. Go figure.

    • @greenl7661
      @greenl7661 3 місяці тому +1

      @@DrewMAGA so literally boomer generation, just ages into it? Lmao

  • @kroth3049
    @kroth3049 3 місяці тому +51

    "they actually just call us nurses now" -Man Nurse

    • @GuapoJhimi
      @GuapoJhimi 3 місяці тому

      What's your point, dips--t?

  • @nateman34
    @nateman34 3 місяці тому +72

    SILENCE, MAN-NURSE! 😂

    • @GuapoJhimi
      @GuapoJhimi 3 місяці тому

      Really? What do you do for a living? Is it something technical? Changing tires at Big O?

    • @bert7651
      @bert7651 2 місяці тому

      @@GuapoJhimi Do you walk around with that ego in real life or just vent your frustrations at unsuspecting people on youtube? I know a guy who changes tires for a living and he's built like a tank because of it. He would smash your smug little face in. I've seen him do it to someone else.

  • @ankavoskuilen1725
    @ankavoskuilen1725 3 місяці тому +74

    Ah, this explains why I always feel so bad.
    I am constantly exposed to slightly different opinions. 😂

  • @farvencore
    @farvencore 3 місяці тому +38

    The Power of Pandering COMPELS YOU!

  • @benfranklin2024
    @benfranklin2024 3 місяці тому +54

    the part about Joe Rogan was hilarious, keep it up Babylon Bee

  • @davideskerlot2945
    @davideskerlot2945 3 місяці тому +75

    They didn’t exorcize the demon, they possessed him with more woke legions. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @JesusIsLord105
    @JesusIsLord105 3 місяці тому +153

    I'm so glad the Apostle John survived this

  • @mrsteve170
    @mrsteve170 3 місяці тому +79

    G O L D. Wonderful piece of writing. Thank you!

  • @valkry007
    @valkry007 3 місяці тому +63

    well done, there are still people out there capable of critical thinking.

    • @user-notachannel
      @user-notachannel 3 місяці тому +1

      What is "critical thinking" to you? It's an insult to say critical thinking is believing that a group of 100 outliers is more trustworthy than 100 years of human history.

    • @PickledFaces
      @PickledFaces 3 місяці тому +3

      ​@@user-notachannelwhat are you babbling about?

    • @user-notachannel
      @user-notachannel 3 місяці тому

      @dFaces Informed Consent Action Network, or ICAN, is known for being a conspiracy and psuedo-science website. I'm not trying to ramble, I'm just telling the truth. Yes, social distancing worked because diseases travel through the air. What did you think? Yes, vaccines work because of years and years of scientific research people poured their lives into. What did you think - unless you really don't care about the lives of scientists because they try to study things by making a studious rather than stupid explanation? Some random website with hardly a few hundred people or the entire government - or is the government really that untrustworthy to you? ICAN said on their own that they had 40+ legal victories - are they the only credible source, or is the millions of other websites that say they're fake absolutely impossible for you to take? Tell me - what's the difference between antivaxxers and Flat Earthers? And why did you decide to only show their side of the argument and their own website? How they would be right every single time is an insult. I have nothing against conservatives. Political ideologies are ideologies and just determined on locale. But people who just deny factual information because they want to? Not so much. The same way you can't just suddenly listen to conspiracy stories, you can't say one plus one equals three. Truth is, you'll be doing the same thing if you were hearing something about banning guns and an organization saying that it's good for the nation, and you don't want to admit it. People getting annoyed by others on the Internet is natural. But please. Even as a liberal, your content is funny. I don't want you to support conspiracy stories and such. The information we know of now is that science is correct and that science makes people trustworthy, and that misinformation is incorrect and lying for money makes people untrustworthy. Besides, if science is too progressive now, I have no idea what would be conservative. Just use logic - 100 random people on the Internet naming themselves ICAN or 100 years of human history - who's more trustworthy?

    • @mjolnirswrath23
      @mjolnirswrath23 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@@user-notachannelcritical thinking is the ability to use your own self-evident observable truth to come to your own conclusion and think for yourself...

    • @mjolnirswrath23
      @mjolnirswrath23 3 місяці тому

      ​​@@user-notachannelinstead, people have emotional mental incontinence and diarrhea of the mouth, and choose to vomit up what they are told and what they hear and what they are indoctrinated not educated to believe
      FTNWO

  • @alfromtx245
    @alfromtx245 3 місяці тому +31

    I like how, with all the various topics mentioned in this video, we still get the CDC covid banner.

    • @macethorns1168
      @macethorns1168 3 місяці тому

      Keeps the stupid people stupid, that's why.

  • @GoodNews-px2im
    @GoodNews-px2im 3 місяці тому +21

    I love how they're still putting the C-19 warning on 😂😂

  • @alwaysplotting2096
    @alwaysplotting2096 3 місяці тому +22

    We are the Groupthinkers we always get along,
    Each day we dance and sing our always-changing song,
    If you ever disagree it means that you are wrong,
    Oh we are the Groupthinkers we always get along!

  • @potatoheadpokemario1931
    @potatoheadpokemario1931 2 місяці тому +3

    Sounds like demon possession, not differing opinions

  • @supermaximglitchy1
    @supermaximglitchy1 3 місяці тому +7

    Imagine if it was a quite different opinion. He wouldn’t have survived

  • @bretthess6376
    @bretthess6376 3 місяці тому +32

    I stopped trying to deal with these people about 8 years ago, when one out them snapped and spewed obscenities at me... for agreeing with something they said.
    As Hunter Thompson said, "bad crazy."

    • @someguy2972
      @someguy2972 3 місяці тому +1

      Hunter Thompson was one to talk...

    • @goldismoney5899
      @goldismoney5899 3 місяці тому +1

      Hunter was one of a kind. A real journalist too.

  • @clifbradley
    @clifbradley 3 місяці тому +45

    This reminds me of my mom's step kids. They are all like that. Anyine that differs with their little liberal opinions, and they go beserk. They can't stand it. They habe literally hurt themselves numerous times because of their overreaction to someone supporting Trump. It is ridiculous and so dumb,

    • @lordandrewbruceofthemcinne5046
      @lordandrewbruceofthemcinne5046 3 місяці тому +3

      So your step-siblings?

    • @freddexta3363
      @freddexta3363 3 місяці тому +5

      Hopefully they don't vote

    • @cvn6555
      @cvn6555 3 місяці тому +5

      I feel your pain. We hosted Christmas last year and among the group is about 6 20-something educators. Their estimate of their intelligence levels is hysterical and they truly believe that their limited life experiences have given them unique insights into how things really are and how they should be. My wife was very grateful that I left the room and got a glass of wine instead of pointing out the fallacy of their beliefs.

    • @captaininsulin2154
      @captaininsulin2154 3 місяці тому +1

      Well it's not like trump supporters never do the same thing

    • @spikespa5208
      @spikespa5208 Місяць тому

      @@captaininsulin2154 Fanatics abound.

  • @ganymede...
    @ganymede... 3 місяці тому +16

    Full support from France where we've been living exactly the same things. And it's even getting worse as our corrupted government vote laws preventing people to criticize them.

    • @loonaticsrunningtheassylum
      @loonaticsrunningtheassylum 3 місяці тому

      Most of the world (at least the EU, USA, AUS, NZ and CANADA) needs a revolution... You guys gonna take the lead on that?

  • @Grant-by1pc
    @Grant-by1pc 3 місяці тому +34

    I've seen that in real life before. They started screaming the r word and bit me.

  • @VincesDIYsAroundtheHouse
    @VincesDIYsAroundtheHouse 3 місяці тому +26

    The Bee supporting ICAN!!!

    • @user-notachannel
      @user-notachannel 3 місяці тому

      Informed Consent Action Network, or ICAN, is known for being a conspiracy and psuedo-science website. I'm not trying to ramble, I'm just telling the truth. Yes, social distancing worked because diseases travel through the air. What did you think? Yes, vaccines work because of years and years of scientific research people poured their lives into. What did you think - unless you really don't care about the lives of scientists because they try to study things by making a studious rather than stupid explanation? Some random website with hardly a few hundred people or the entire government - or is the government really that untrustworthy to you? ICAN said on their own that they had 40+ legal victories - are they the only credible source, or is the millions of other websites that say they're fake absolutely impossible for you to take? Tell me - what's the difference between antivaxxers and Flat Earthers? And why did you decide to only show their side of the argument and their own website? How they would be right every single time is an insult. I have nothing against conservatives. Political ideologies are political ideologies and just determined on locale. But people who just deny factual information because they want to? Not so much. The same way you can't just suddenly listen to conspiracy stories, you can't say one plus one equals three. Truth is, you'll be doing the same thing if you were hearing something about banning guns and an organization saying that it's good for the nation, and you don't want to admit it. People getting annoyed by others on the Internet is natural. But please. Even as a liberal, your content is funny. I don't want you to support conspiracy stories and such. The information we know of now is that science is correct and that science makes people trustworthy, and that misinformation is incorrect and lying for money makes people untrustworthy. Besides, if science is too progressive now, I have no idea what would be conservative. Just use logic - 100 random people on the Internet naming themselves ICAN or 100 years of human history - who's more trustworthy?

  • @TheFireMouseYT
    @TheFireMouseYT 3 місяці тому +30

    I love how their best headlines become videos

  • @Chris-he3lb
    @Chris-he3lb 3 місяці тому +24

    I'm dying. You guys nail it every time.

  • @wickedmirage
    @wickedmirage 3 місяці тому +29

    I laughed so hard at the end I spit my coffee out.

  • @chrismicklich7831
    @chrismicklich7831 3 місяці тому +4

    It is hilarious that Google/UA-cam feels it is necessary to put a COVID disclaimer on this video.

  • @steve9584
    @steve9584 3 місяці тому +1

    It’s working! ITS WORKING! THANK YOU ANAKIN!

  • @GlynRyles
    @GlynRyles 3 місяці тому +2

    OMG, the pain of a different opinion, how will people ever survive 😂😂

  • @tylerbonser7686
    @tylerbonser7686 3 місяці тому +7

    It's hilarious UA-cam put a Covid information link under this.

  • @ladyocculus3525
    @ladyocculus3525 3 місяці тому +8

    I had a longtime friend of 30 years walk out of my house on Christmas because she didn't agree with my views on the walking corpse in the white house. Sadly, this skit is 100% true.

    • @donpietruk1517
      @donpietruk1517 Місяць тому +1

      I don't understand how people let political differences affect their personal friendships or family relationships. It didn't used to matter. We might occasionally have broad philosophical discussions about specific issues, but who we voted for? Literally didn't affect anything.

  • @k.p.1139
    @k.p.1139 3 місяці тому +13

    GOOD job Bee- you got the "we know better than you-you tube- blue box" 🤣🤣

  • @Luca_Natoli
    @Luca_Natoli 3 місяці тому +7

    Lol, the ways things are and headed, i wouldn't be surprised if this becomes real.

  • @Mobus_
    @Mobus_ 3 місяці тому +26

    The funniest part was those wackadodolles at UA-cam who slapped the Covid-19 banner on satire.

    • @RealMTBAddict
      @RealMTBAddict 3 місяці тому +6

      Except the part at end wasn't satire.

  • @WarrenDavid2611
    @WarrenDavid2611 3 місяці тому +14

    These script writers are getting to South Park level status 😮

  • @johnqdoe8841
    @johnqdoe8841 3 місяці тому +1

    The sad thing is that this isnt too far from being the truth.

  • @EmanS117
    @EmanS117 Місяць тому +1

    "It's working, it's working!" made me chuckle, have to watch the Phantom Menace now

  • @maxwellcrazycat9204
    @maxwellcrazycat9204 3 місяці тому +11

    Congrants on receiving the blue context bar. You're over the target.

  • @notthefbi7932
    @notthefbi7932 3 місяці тому +17

    Wow the Bee got the Covid information link from UA-cam
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
    Haven't seen that for a while 😉

    • @funkydiscogod
      @funkydiscogod 3 місяці тому +8

      It seems a little out of place to put a "click here for more government lies" on a video with a segment about government lies.

    • @RealMTBAddict
      @RealMTBAddict 3 місяці тому +9

      UA-cam is never giving that banner up😂😂

    • @ryanb509
      @ryanb509 3 місяці тому

      Well they did say the vaccine is safe and effective, UA-cam just wants you to know that's actual misinformation.

    • @Satans_Legion_of_Evil
      @Satans_Legion_of_Evil 3 місяці тому

      This is also the only information link that I can see. I've never seen those Wikipedia "fact-checker" information links that I've heard some commenters talk about. Maybe the COVID information links aren't as common due to the pandemic itself not being as serious as it was in 2020 and 2021. Will Smith didn't wear a mask when he slapped Chris Rock at the 2022 Oscars, and neither did Chris Rock (and probably most of the audience too), and that was in March 2022. Maybe the left was more focused on the Ukraine conflict than the coronavirus in March 2022, since it started just a month ago at that time. There are probably a few places that still have or had authoritarian COVID rules in the last three years.

    • @someguy2972
      @someguy2972 3 місяці тому

      @@RealMTBAddict But at least Wojcicki's son is dead ;)

  • @ericpl7227
    @ericpl7227 3 місяці тому +3

    My question is, why try and save him?!

  • @zasta7
    @zasta7 3 місяці тому +8

    "3 hours of CNBC"
    Hahaha 🤣

  • @user-qg3fr6lo7r
    @user-qg3fr6lo7r 3 місяці тому +23

    That last Joe Rogan bit really blew me away~🤣🤣

  • @Will_CH1
    @Will_CH1 3 місяці тому +12

    I don't like the way that the Bee foretells future developments

    • @richardhockey8442
      @richardhockey8442 3 місяці тому +3

      Next week: The Babylon Bee Investment Advice and betting tips

  • @scottmckay9535
    @scottmckay9535 3 місяці тому +1

    If they shouted , "Men can get pregnant", he would have sprung from the table and run a marathon.

  • @cynthiajohnson9412
    @cynthiajohnson9412 3 місяці тому +8

    What happened to the time honored, hands over the ears 'lalalalalal, I can't hear you!'. It's not just for third graders anymore. Approved for all ages.

  • @greyfriars6540
    @greyfriars6540 3 місяці тому +7

    "Get this man to an echo chamber" best line.

  • @Yoofaloof
    @Yoofaloof 3 місяці тому +4

    Congratulations on getting your COVID - 19 context panel.

  • @randomlyamazing58
    @randomlyamazing58 3 місяці тому +4

    The doctor's prescription was so perfect. What an experienced doctor.

  • @John83833
    @John83833 3 місяці тому +4

    “Get this man to an echo chamber stat” fantastic skit

  • @davidfield2030
    @davidfield2030 3 місяці тому +5

    If this was Britain, the police would have come to arrest and charge the person who made the offensive comment

    • @bobalicious2696
      @bobalicious2696 3 місяці тому +3

      Worse yet, if that bill passes in Canada, it could be life in prison.

  • @commonsenseisntcommon1776
    @commonsenseisntcommon1776 3 місяці тому +6

    FJB!

  • @talen8152
    @talen8152 2 місяці тому +1

    God, I don't even agree with all the actual viewpoints and I still found this hilarious and truthful. Sad state we are in.

  • @Kane26510
    @Kane26510 2 місяці тому +1

    If I wanted everyone to think the exact same way I did, I'd be a democrat.

  • @Phalanx443
    @Phalanx443 3 місяці тому +6

    The hilarious part is that YT placed an infoblurb about getting info on C-19 from the CDC - as if they don't realize that its 2024 and we all know the truth, yet, must reflect The Narrative...

  • @mailjasons
    @mailjasons 3 місяці тому +3

    Lol. Woke google slapped a Covid information notice on this 😅

  • @Tsukeh
    @Tsukeh 3 місяці тому +3

    this had south park energy and I love it

  • @BaconFaceMcGee
    @BaconFaceMcGee 3 місяці тому +3

    Accurate as usual.

  • @D9P323
    @D9P323 3 місяці тому +8

    😆🤣🤣
    Joe Rogan? That's all it took to nuclear FLATLINE everyone?😂😆🤣🤣

  • @en5788
    @en5788 3 місяці тому +25

    That ending! Lol
    I hope Elon sees this and gives ICAN a couple mil

    • @user-notachannel
      @user-notachannel 3 місяці тому

      Informed Consent Action Network, or ICAN, is known for being a conspiracy and psuedo-science website. I'm not trying to ramble, I'm just telling the truth. Yes, social distancing worked because diseases travel through the air. What did you think? Yes, vaccines work because of years and years of scientific research people poured their lives into. What did you think - unless you really don't care about the lives of scientists because they try to study things by making a studious rather than stupid explanation? Some random website with hardly a few hundred people or the entire government - or is the government really that untrustworthy to you? ICAN said on their own that they had 40+ legal victories - are they the only credible source, or is the millions of other websites that say they're fake absolutely impossible for you to take? Tell me - what's the difference between antivaxxers and Flat Earthers? And why did you decide to only show their side of the argument and their own website? How they would be right every single time is an insult. I have nothing against conservatives. Political ideologies are political ideologies and just determined on locale. But people who just deny factual information because they want to? Not so much. The same way you can't just suddenly listen to conspiracy stories, you can't say one plus one equals three. Truth is, you'll be doing the same thing if you were hearing something about banning guns and an organization saying that it's good for the nation, and you don't want to admit it. People getting annoyed by others on the Internet is natural. But please. Even as a liberal, your content is funny. I don't want you to support conspiracy stories and such. The information we know of now is that science is correct and that science makes people trustworthy, and that misinformation is incorrect and lying for money makes people untrustworthy. Besides, if science is too progressive now, I have no idea what would be conservative. Just use logic - 100 random people on the Internet naming themselves ICAN or 100 years of human history - who's more trustworthy?

    • @garbonzojones5348
      @garbonzojones5348 2 місяці тому

      He'd just say he would then not give them the cash.
      Seems to be his way given the bevy of lawsuits he's facing for non-payment.

  • @giantlobsterboy644
    @giantlobsterboy644 3 місяці тому +1

    Yes. This is the view of many Americans. I wish we had more sense of nationalism & pride in our country.

  • @joshuawolfe7526
    @joshuawolfe7526 3 місяці тому +5

    This could have ended after the “mysterious cardiac events” and would still have been funny.

  • @contessa.adella
    @contessa.adella 3 місяці тому +3

    This is so on point…Love BB

  • @Nylon_riot
    @Nylon_riot 3 місяці тому +10

    100X better than SNL. Thanks for being the funny we all need. "we loaned them all to Harvard." 😂😂

    • @jamisojo
      @jamisojo 3 місяці тому

      I don't know, SNL is pretty good. 🤔😁

  • @toomanythoughtsinmyhead
    @toomanythoughtsinmyhead 3 місяці тому +4

    I love The Babylon Bee - doing what Americans are supposed to do!

    • @WhatIsMatter101
      @WhatIsMatter101 3 місяці тому

      Yeah, like actually protesting a war where their taxes were laundered to European countries to fund actual national socialists.

  • @wyattmann8157
    @wyattmann8157 3 місяці тому +54

    “The only thing a man should nurse is a bottle of scotch.” - Adam Carolla

  • @JGreen-le8xx
    @JGreen-le8xx 3 місяці тому +17

    If that only worked on all the people who disagree with normal thought. I'd personally run down the street with a megaphone yelling normal things like 2+2 IS 4! and gravity does exist! and your world of make believe is a social construct!

  • @mr.joedirt8583
    @mr.joedirt8583 3 місяці тому

    And nothing of value was saved.

  • @treason520
    @treason520 3 місяці тому +3

    My favorite part was the Anakin Skywalker "It's working!" with the hair flying backwards.

  • @pittbullking87
    @pittbullking87 3 місяці тому +8

    I am so glad YT puts the context thing up there so I know what to think. Thank you YT for protecting me from thinking!

  • @TedMattos
    @TedMattos 3 місяці тому +6

    One out of one Jarretts recommend MSNBC. That's good enough for me!

  • @echogamer5721
    @echogamer5721 3 місяці тому +2

    I’m so glad this isn’t real. Imagine if people actually disagreed with any of the things I already believe!
    Frightening!

  • @Marshallgill
    @Marshallgill Місяць тому

    Teach your children the nursery rhyme, "Sticks and stones". As a young man, this was the response to any "hurtful" language! It's loss has been tragic.

  • @WastedPot
    @WastedPot 2 місяці тому +1

    The satire runs so deep the community note is only able to address one topic

  • @justsumname
    @justsumname 3 місяці тому

    I am just speechless. All I can say is, I love the Babylon Bee

  • @bradp767
    @bradp767 3 місяці тому +2

    There's nothing better than hurting someone's feelings because they can't handle facts! If facts hurt your feelings you're the problem!

  • @Peekaboo-Kitty
    @Peekaboo-Kitty Місяць тому

    So much for Freedom of Speech! People are AFRAID to speak what they really think these days.

  • @maureenufkes2491
    @maureenufkes2491 3 місяці тому +6

    Loved it!!! Thanks, Babylon Bee!

  • @ReaIHuman
    @ReaIHuman 3 місяці тому +4

    Gotta love youtube has a tab to keep everyone upto date on covid19.

  • @jakedickens9240
    @jakedickens9240 3 місяці тому +7

    "It's working! It's working!"
    I see what you did there with the wind in your hair, nice one. xD

    • @Olderaccount17
      @Olderaccount17 3 місяці тому +1

      Had to really scroll down through the comments just to see who else had gotten it. Such a random and obscure reference, and they fully commited to it 😂😂

    • @TheTrex9000
      @TheTrex9000 3 місяці тому +1

      @@Olderaccount17 Same, I thought more people would be talking about it lol

  • @tomwilson5822
    @tomwilson5822 3 місяці тому +1

    So funny and tragic at the same time. Brilliant 😂

  • @isnotbrandow2493
    @isnotbrandow2493 3 місяці тому +1

    I'm glad youtube gave me the complete unbiased cdc info on covid 19 which hasn't changed at all over these 4 years. I would have been lost without that information.