Californians Move to Texas | Episode 2: The Cookout

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  • @TheBabylonBee
    @TheBabylonBee  2 роки тому +4407

    What food is required at every cookout?

  • @nikkij4873
    @nikkij4873 2 роки тому +12972

    As a Hispanic person I officially died at the "Latinx people love me." The vast majority of us despise that term. Brilliant Bee!!

    • @FaceD0wnDagon
      @FaceD0wnDagon 2 роки тому +949

      I have yet to meet a single Latino who actually says "Latinx." But I've met plenty who hate it.

    • @laisphinto6372
      @laisphinto6372 2 роки тому +293

      maybe the kids in liberal schools but lord forbid that they sa that at home the poor soul would feel the belt his entire life

    • @FaceD0wnDagon
      @FaceD0wnDagon 2 роки тому +205

      @@laisphinto6372 Or "worse," la chancla.

    • @miask
      @miask 2 роки тому +305

      My best friend is Latina and I once asked her about. She and her entire family are offended by it!

    • @OscarSchneegans
      @OscarSchneegans 2 роки тому +247

      As a Hispanic immigrant who's lived in both Texas and California, I wholeheartedly agree.

  • @Woodlock970
    @Woodlock970 2 роки тому +8336

    This show so far is unironically better than 95% of the shows Hollywood has produced in the last 2 years.

    • @Woodlock970
      @Woodlock970 2 роки тому +159

      So far, my prediction for the show is that they divorce because the husband got more and more conservative, and the wife moves back to California.

    • @jerseydotcom7370
      @jerseydotcom7370 2 роки тому +28

      Or 10 years...

    • @averagerobert8211
      @averagerobert8211 2 роки тому +15

      @@Woodlock970 someone pin this and come back in a month

    • @Woodlock970
      @Woodlock970 2 роки тому +42

      @ladawg81 NOOO don't do that man i actually like the husband's character development

    • @averagerobert8211
      @averagerobert8211 2 роки тому +27

      @@Woodlock970 don't need to be weather guy lol. Since he is eating meat he might be able to man up unlike with his soy based plastic steak

  • @tacoclaus8168
    @tacoclaus8168 2 роки тому +4567

    “No, baby, don’t go, not yet”
    “You gonna run after her?”
    “In a minute”
    He finally got his priorities straight

    • @tommoore2012
      @tommoore2012 2 роки тому

      The seeds of the red pill have been planted in him and they’ve begun to take root

    • @Servants_Heart
      @Servants_Heart 2 роки тому +50

      He needs to learn about Bill Miller BBQ too.

    • @rachdarastrix5251
      @rachdarastrix5251 2 роки тому +111

      Straight priorities are better than gay ones.

    • @RandomPerson-nd2ey
      @RandomPerson-nd2ey 2 роки тому +17

      @@rachdarastrix5251 🤣🤣🤣

    • @sabrecatsmiladon7380
      @sabrecatsmiladon7380 2 роки тому +16

      He'll be a REAL honorary Texan after he cooks his own BBQ for everyone else

  • @valerapopovich4135
    @valerapopovich4135 9 місяців тому +762

    Born and raised in USSR I moved to Texas in 1999. Never once wanted to move to any other state. We have a lot in common: no BS, rough around the edge, but if you prove to be real and respectful people will open their heart. And it is as big as Texas itself! Thank you, Texans, and may God Bless 🙏

    • @Nate1975
      @Nate1975 8 місяців тому +12

      Yeh man, I hear you

    • @mikeellis2025
      @mikeellis2025 7 місяців тому +19

      We as Texans love to meet new people and open our arms in welcome.

    • @MellieMellie97146
      @MellieMellie97146 7 місяців тому +5

      If all you've seen from the USSR is Texas, you have a very tiny frame of reference. 😄

    • @mikeellis2025
      @mikeellis2025 7 місяців тому +28

      @@MellieMellie97146 he has the best reference, Texas is the best state.

    • @MellieMellie97146
      @MellieMellie97146 7 місяців тому +2

      @mikeellis2025 😆
      You apparently don't have much reference, either. 😄 Ignorance is bliss, I'm not gonna take you from it, I'm just gonna snicker at the innocent ignorance. 😄🤷‍♀️🙂

  • @Brentisimo
    @Brentisimo Рік тому +1548

    When the husband started crying in relief at finally being able to eat meat, my heart really went out to him. Academy award worthy material right there.

    • @nogoods3511
      @nogoods3511 Рік тому +23

      That is classic yes! 😎🌻

    • @AN-lm6bs
      @AN-lm6bs Рік тому

      You’re an idiot who doesn’t know what an academy award performance looks like

    • @animebrat76
      @animebrat76 Рік тому

      Either that woman is good in bed or… nope can’t think of any other reason why a guy would forsake meat like that for a woman

    • @BrasenFossen
      @BrasenFossen Рік тому +20

      Man's first love, meat.

    • @seanLee-sk2mi
      @seanLee-sk2mi Рік тому

      what that black doing here, digusting.

  • @mistervacation23
    @mistervacation23 Рік тому +3287

    I was asked by a California neighbor here in Texas not to cookout anymore cuz it was making them sick to smell meat cooking. I said Sure no problem. So the next day I went and bought the biggest brisket I could find and smoked it all day and half a night. I'm sure UA-cam will take down my comment and call it harassment

    • @fortnite.burger
      @fortnite.burger Рік тому +162

      That's funny, that was smart thinking.

    • @brennanparent6021
      @brennanparent6021 Рік тому +181

      I’m from southern Louisiana, some of my family lives in Texas and when we visited, I had the best damn bbq of my life

    • @fortnite.burger
      @fortnite.burger Рік тому +34

      @@brennanparent6021 That sounds fun!

    • @TheRandomMuffinMan
      @TheRandomMuffinMan Рік тому +56

      I’d rather have that. I just have a neighbor across the street who works on his machines and makes loud noises at 10pm.

    • @fakeuser_name
      @fakeuser_name Рік тому +14

      you are the best 😁😁

  • @Elerad
    @Elerad 2 роки тому +752

    No masks! Around people! Character growth! Almost brings a tear to my eye.

    • @reubensandwich9249
      @reubensandwich9249 2 роки тому +54

      Shaking hands also and not demanding to know vaccination status. Violating "the science" is a character arc I never expected either.

    • @d.vaughn8990
      @d.vaughn8990 2 роки тому +51

      My sister-in-law 'escaped' from New York, during the height of the plandemic - visiting her condo in South Florida. My wife and I traveled from our home, in Orlando, to visit. We walked over to the beach, sat down and watched the waves. I will never forget how my sister-in-law stared at the waves, with a thousand yard stare. I opened the cooler I was carrying, revealing several bottles of beer. Before I could offer, she had removed the cap and was taking a drink. Once again, she just stared...
      When she finally spoke, she stated how she couldn't believe the freedom we enjoyed! To me, it was as-if, she just escaped from East Berlin.

    • @AndyZach
      @AndyZach 2 роки тому +14

      @@reubensandwich9249 Character growth is a sign of a well-written series.

    • @Bibleen
      @Bibleen 2 роки тому +4

      I know. Normal people also known as Southerners, are the best people to be around

    • @davidcox3076
      @davidcox3076 2 роки тому +10

      @@d.vaughn8990 That's a great comparison, East Berlin and NY.

  • @djacobmadrigal
    @djacobmadrigal 7 місяців тому +85

    Going to a barbecue and asking if their is a vegan option is like a straight woman going into a men’s gay club and looking for a straight guy.

  • @mrdesperate1
    @mrdesperate1 2 роки тому +792

    I laughed so hard when he explained that he ate the meat by accident, and was still actively eating it as he was talking to her. Pure gold!

    • @TheDeconstructivist
      @TheDeconstructivist 2 роки тому +6

      Agreed. My favorite bit. lol.

    • @mmille10
      @mmille10 2 роки тому +5

      I loved how he "spit" "It was an accident!"

    • @StrelecaTV
      @StrelecaTV 2 роки тому +1

      This should be made in a proper movie :D:D

    • @missingbobsburgers
      @missingbobsburgers 2 роки тому +9

      The “don’t go!” while he turned around made me laugh so much

    • @Mr.Potato420
      @Mr.Potato420 2 роки тому +1

      @@StrelecaTV yeah but make it florida and slowly turn democrat throught the movie then florida goes crazy with homeless face eating zombies. a true horror film for floridians

  • @thx4chrckingin
    @thx4chrckingin 2 роки тому +1439

    I love the character growth in the show right now. They didn't freak out seeing Clay's gun holstered on his hip. They're learning!

    • @19brs73
      @19brs73 2 роки тому +46

      Ha. I was fully expecting some sort of reaction. I agree with your assessment.

    • @practicalplinking6133
      @practicalplinking6133 2 роки тому +57

      The gun is for the "cooked rare" items that might be a bit underdone

    • @fredbecker607
      @fredbecker607 2 роки тому

      @@practicalplinking6133 no such thing as under done you heretic.

    • @TryMyMartini
      @TryMyMartini 2 роки тому +37

      I expect that they will come around eventually. They've been sheep all their lives, they just need to be around some better influences. I mean, he's already eating meat, how about a red pill for dessert!

    • @spiffygonzales5160
      @spiffygonzales5160 2 роки тому +38

      Wait... they can learn?
      °-° great Scott! WE CAN SAVE THEM!!

  • @darksundirigible
    @darksundirigible 2 роки тому +4964

    We need episode 3.

    • @ChandlerJuliet
      @ChandlerJuliet 2 роки тому +90

      It’s coming.

    • @scottvadon2095
      @scottvadon2095 2 роки тому +113

      We NEED a running series ...

    • @mynameis......23
      @mynameis......23 2 роки тому +11

      @@ChandlerJuliet Debunking catholicism
      I'm more blessed than mary
      Proof = Luke 11:27-28
      27 And it happened, as He spoke these things, that a certain woman from the crowd raised her voice and said to Him, “Blessed is the womb that bore You, and the breasts which nursed You!”
      28 But He said, “More than that, blessed are those who hear the word of God and keep it!”
      In Luke 11:27 that random woman LITERALLY said Jesus your mother is Blessed, but are Lord Jesus LITERALLY said Believers are more Blessed than mary. Amen and Amen
      _________________________
      CHRIST alone
      John 14:6 Jesus said to him, “I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through Me.
      ACTS 4:12 Nor is there salvation in any other, for there is no other name under heaven given among men by which we must be saved.”
      There is only One Mediator between God and men, LORD Jesus Christ= 1 Timothy 2:5
      For there is one God and one Mediator between God and men, the Man Christ Jesus.
      Hebrew 9:15 And for this reason He is the Mediator of the new covenant, by means of death, for the redemption of the transgressions under the first covenant, that those who are called may receive the promise of the eternal inheritance.
      Hebrew 12:24 to Jesus the Mediator of the new covenant, and to the blood of sprinkling that speaks better things than that of Abel.
      Hebrew 8:6 But now He has obtained a more excellent ministry, inasmuch as He is also Mediator of a better covenant, which was established on better promises.
      Ephesians 2:18 For through Him we both have access by One Spirit to the Father
      John 15:5
      5 “I am the vine, you are the branches. He who abides in Me, and I in him, bears much fruit; for without Me you can do nothing.
      _________________________
      Work of God =
      John 6:28 Then they said to Him, “What shall we do, that we may work the works of God?”
      29 Jesus answered and said to them, “This is the work of God, that you believe in Him whom He sent.”
      _________________________
      1 Timothy 3:2 A bishop then must be blameless, the husband of one wife, temperate, sober-minded, of good behavior, hospitable, able to teach
      Paul allows bishops to get marry, but catholic church goes against paul.
      Now these catholic will give a Verses from 1 Corinthians7 to say that paul gave the advice to stay unmarried. But they will not tell you that the same chapter they quote says 1 Corinthians 7:28 "even if you do marry, you have not SINNED". The passage literally says "young women, young men" and a bishop is supposed to be a Church ELDER. Mic drop
      _________________________
      Jesus said Matthew 23:9
      9 Do not call anyone on earth your father; for One is your Father, He who is in heaven.
      And also said Holy Father to Heavenly Father= John 17:11
      11 Now I am no longer in the world, but these are in the world, and I come to You. Holy Father, keep through Your name those whom You have given Me, that they may be one as We are.
      Jesus said call no one Father but still catholics call *pope holy father.
      Sad
      _________________________
      Whenever a catholic argue about mary being the mother of God
      Use this to defeat the argument.
      Luke 8:21 But He answered and said to them, “My mother and My brothers are these who hear the word of God and do it.”
      Matthew 12:46-50
      46 While He was still talking to the multitudes, behold, His mother and brothers stood outside, seeking to speak with Him. 47 Then one said to Him, “Look, Your mother and Your brothers are standing outside, seeking to speak with You.”
      48 But He answered and said to the one who told Him, “Who is My mother and who are My brothers?” 49 And He stretched out His hand toward His disciples and said, “Here are My mother and My brothers! 50 For whoever does the will of My Father in heaven is My brother and sister and mother.”.
      Mark 3:35 For whoever does the will of God is My brother and My sister and mother.”
      John 19:26-27
      26 When Jesus therefore saw His mother, and the disciple whom He loved standing by, He said to His mother, “Woman, behold your son!” 27 Then He said to the disciple, “Behold your mother!” And from that hour that disciple took her to his own home. ( Jesus basically said John is the son of mary, and mary is the mother of John from that time onwards).
      By the way sarah is the mother of all proof=Galatians 4:21-26.
      _________________________
      We should not pray to apostles
      Romans 1:25
      25 who exchanged the truth of God for the lie, and worshiped and served the creature rather than the Creator, who is blessed forever. Amen.
      Acts 10:25-26
      25 As Peter was coming in, Cornelius met him and fell down at his feet and worshiped him. 26 But Peter lifted him up, saying, “Stand up; I myself am also a man.”
      Acts 14:15
      15 and saying, “Men, why are you doing these things? We also are men with the same nature as you, and preach to you that you should turn from these useless things to the living God, who made the heaven, the earth, the sea, and all things that are in them,
      Revelation 19:10
      10 And I fell at his feet to worship him. But he said to me, “See that you do not do that! I am your fellow servant, and of your brethren who have the testimony of Jesus. Worship God! For the testimony of Jesus is the spirit of prophecy.”
      Revelation 22:8-9
      8 Now I, John, saw and heard these things. And when I heard and saw, I fell down to worship before the feet of the angel who showed me these things.
      9 Then he said to me, “See that you do not do that. For I am your fellow servant, and of your brethren the prophets, and of those who keep the words of this book. Worship God."
      Colossians 2:18
      18 Let no one cheat you of your reward, taking delight in false humility and worship of angels, intruding into those things which he has not seen, vainly puffed up by his fleshly mind,
      You cannot go to Father through saints nor mary, you can only go to the Father through Lord Jesus Christ= John 14:6 Jesus said to him, “I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through Me.
      Ephesians 2:18 For through Him we both have access by one Spirit to the Father.
      Holy Spirit intercedes for us=Romans 8:26
      26 Likewise the Spirit also helps in our weaknesses. For we do not know what we should pray for as we ought, but the Spirit Himself makes intercession for us with groanings which cannot be uttered.
      And CHRIST as well=Romans 8:34
      34 Who is he who condemns? It is Christ who died, and furthermore is also risen, who is even at the right hand of God, who also makes intercession for us.
      Hebrews 7:25
      25 Therefore He is also able to save to the uttermost those who come to God through Him, since He always lives to make intercession for them.
      It's Christ and Holy Spirit who intercedes for us not apostles
      _________________________
      Apostles are allowed to marry,
      1 Corinthians 9:1-5
      1 Am I not an apostle? Am I not free? Have I not seen Jesus Christ our Lord? Are you not my work in the Lord? 2 If I am not an apostle to others, yet doubtless I am to you. For you are the seal of my apostleship in the Lord.
      3 My defense to those who examine me is this: 4 Do we have no right to eat and drink? 5 Do we have no right to take along a believing wife, as do also the other apostles, the brothers of the Lord, and Cephas?
      If Peter (peter is cephas read John 1:42) the so called "first pope" was married, why does the catholic church doesn't allow "pope" to marry?
      _________________________
      The so called vicar of christ/ pope/holy father Peter called himself a fellow elder in 1 Peter 5:1, and as per the qualifications of elder in Titus 1:5-9 the elder is allowed to get married; then why does the "pope" is required to be celibate and catholic? ( when Peter was neither celibate nor catholic).
      1)Peter was not perfect human nor was he a perfect disciple
      2)He sank down while walking on water
      3)Our Lord said to peter get behind me satan
      4)Peter reject our Lord 3 times
      5)Our Lord rebuked Peter for calling fire from heaven
      6)Our Lord rebuked Peter when he cut of the soilders ear
      7)Paul rebuked Peter for being hypocrite because he was acting different in front of Jews and different in front of gentiles.
      8) Moses messed up, and he was a important part of Bible ( that's why he never entered the promised land),
      9)David messed up ( and he has the Holy Spirit),
      10)King Soloman messed up,
      11) Saul messed up and God regretted the decision (1 Samuel 15:10-11).
      Hatrick (Saul then David then Soloman back to back messed up)
      12)The apostles run away a day before Lord Jesus got locked up.
      13)The early church messed up Rev 2:18-20, 1 Corinthians, Galatians.
      14) Apostle John when receiving Revelation worshiped an angel and the angel said "see you do not do that. Worship GOD" Revelation 22:8-9
      If these great people could mess up, why do you think the catholic church wouldn't mess up.
      _
      Galatians 4:21-26
      21 Tell me, you who desire to be under the law, do you not hear the law? 22 For it is written that Abraham had two sons: the one by a bondwoman, the other by a freewoman. 23 But he who was of the bondwoman was born according to the flesh, and he of the freewoman through promise, 24 which things are symbolic. For these are the two covenants: the one from Mount Sinai which gives birth to bondage, which is Hagar- 25 for this Hagar is Mount Sinai in Arabia, and corresponds to Jerusalem which now is, and is in bondage with her children- 26 but the Jerusalem above is free, which is the mother of us all.
      Sarah is mother of all, Not mary
      Also the Church has many name like Christians, Evangelists, Children of God, Believers, servents of God, bride of Christ, but not once the Church is called catholics
      Changed the 10 commandments by deleting 2nd commandment, and dividing the 10th into 2 commandments. Also changing the real Saturday Sabbath to fake sunday sabbath.

    • @michaelz8235
      @michaelz8235 2 роки тому +4

      Maybe the black guy goes overboard and becomes a cannibal.

    • @stephenevelyn1571
      @stephenevelyn1571 2 роки тому +18

      Please have them go to a Fundamental Baptist Church for the next episode

  • @dougwint
    @dougwint 7 місяців тому +52

    Brilliant, it always amused me when people would go to a meat-eating restaurant/fast food restaurant and complain about lack of vegan food options on the menu but you could never go to a vegan restaurant and find meat on their menu at all.

    • @sj7178
      @sj7178 3 місяці тому +2

      Yep, and it should be common sense to check the menu beforehand anyways. If they enter without keeping themselves informed it's not the restaurant's fault.
      For example I'm vegetarian but I wouldn't start complaining about Arby's not having vegetarian options (their slogan is literally "we have the meats" lol)

  • @BrianLeeWho
    @BrianLeeWho 2 роки тому +1181

    The wife saying “Well, bless your heart” was perfect.

    • @maidenminnesota1
      @maidenminnesota1 2 роки тому +37

      And even a bunch of us in the north know exactly what that means.

    • @litigioussociety4249
      @litigioussociety4249 2 роки тому +16

      I moved from Illinois to Tennessee about 18 years ago. At first the phrase always stood out to me as a weird, Southern thing. When watching this I noticed it was not only normal to me, but I expected the wife to say it. I wouldn't doubt I've probably said it myself.

    • @Awestefeld6612
      @Awestefeld6612 2 роки тому +3

      @@litigioussociety4249 some of us northerners understand Southern culture. Sorry you weren't well educated.

    • @carljackson2233
      @carljackson2233 2 роки тому +33

      I'm from Texas living in Colorado. It's been awhile, but allow me to try to translate that phrase. "It must be a challenge for you since you were dropped on your head multiple times as a child." My Texan is a lil rusty. LOL

    • @DV-ol7vt
      @DV-ol7vt 2 роки тому +16

      When we say Well, Bless your heart. We Texans don’t mean it as a good thing. We actually feel sorry for ya.

  • @alphaomegabeast169
    @alphaomegabeast169 2 роки тому +586

    Don't you dare stop this series!!! This is a gold mine!!!

  • @richmiller4626
    @richmiller4626 2 роки тому +784

    This needs to be extended to 90 minutes and played in the theaters. It would be a top $ grossing film.

    • @awakenedone7577
      @awakenedone7577 2 роки тому +19

      As funny as this clip is, in this climate, it'd get censored and banned.

    • @viceroybear6298
      @viceroybear6298 2 роки тому +4

      What's funny is the minority of people in Texas are who you're seeing here. And nobody in Northern California or most of California acts the way these Californians do, this is literally and figuratively all sarcasm on both sides

    • @OfficialGOD
      @OfficialGOD 2 роки тому

      The real Get out movie

    • @OfficialGOD
      @OfficialGOD 2 роки тому +6

      @@viceroybear6298 haha not true at all, keep making others believe that

    • @OfficialGOD
      @OfficialGOD 2 роки тому +1

      @@viceroybear6298 your comment history exposes yourself lmao

  • @jerryabrowne
    @jerryabrowne 7 місяців тому +35

    I live in New England and about six months ago, I met a couple that just moved here from California. They were just like this couple in this video.
    This video nailed it!

    • @wustachemax
      @wustachemax 4 місяці тому

      Just like all these Muslim migrants escaping to Europe from their Third World holes, you wonder why the Californians are fleeing from their State.. And yet they still refuse to assimilate.

  • @anthonyr587
    @anthonyr587 2 роки тому +531

    This needs to become an actual TV Show, I swear to god. The Babylon Bee needs its own subscription service for TV shows.

    • @chuckh4077
      @chuckh4077 2 роки тому +13

      Lmao. It will be awesome.

    • @StudleyDuderight
      @StudleyDuderight 2 роки тому +6

      +1

    • @mrbigglezworth42
      @mrbigglezworth42 2 роки тому +5

      I don’t know, a show around one joke doesn’t exactly last very long. The Geico caveman show barely lasted 12 episodes

    • @rogerphillips2063
      @rogerphillips2063 2 роки тому +4

      They could film in Austin for California locations

    • @marknaravas318
      @marknaravas318 2 роки тому +2

      Californians in a new world!

  • @SteliosMusic
    @SteliosMusic 2 роки тому +2059

    I'm European and if this is what Texas is like, I wanna move yesterday. Praise the Lord Jesus.

    • @beegee22
      @beegee22 2 роки тому +292

      Come on over ... but if you have "pronouns" leave them at home.

    • @SteliosMusic
      @SteliosMusic 2 роки тому +227

      @@beegee22 Not to worry, we haven't adopted that nonsense over here. Yet. God bless you, friend.

    • @beegee22
      @beegee22 2 роки тому +29

      @@SteliosMusic 👍👍😃😃

    • @prawinsanthanaraj3391
      @prawinsanthanaraj3391 2 роки тому +71

      @@beegee22 bro as a Christian I was fed up with what happened in CA and I was too worried that the only protestant nation going astray from our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. Happy to see atleast texas have some good christians living peacefully without taking any nonsensical left ideologies.

    • @deelarry2137
      @deelarry2137 2 роки тому +33

      I've in texas. Come on over for grilled steaks. I love grilling them. BBQ? Na, don't eat mine. But my grilled USDA NY strip steaks are top notch

  • @robertjanko6709
    @robertjanko6709 2 роки тому +3226

    As a german I really dont know how to handle people like that. We got them here too and its more or less like talking to someone with immense psychological problems, but they make politics out of it and thats just pure madness!

    • @Event_Horizon14
      @Event_Horizon14 2 роки тому +172

      Couldn't've put it better myself - we see plenty of them here in London, too and I'm always baffled how to keep the conversation going when I'm cornered by them at the office party 😂

    • @welpi1983
      @welpi1983 2 роки тому +92

      Nein, wir haben diese Leute hier nicht auch ... wir haben die überall!

    • @happysunnyrain1531
      @happysunnyrain1531 2 роки тому +1

      It's Marxism they want to destroy society
      ***and the idiots like them follow it therfore they are Useful Idiots to the Marxists' cause of destroying what God built: family, one man, one woman ➕ children raised in a Godly way = a happy society.

    • @robertjanko6709
      @robertjanko6709 2 роки тому

      @@welpi1983 Sind eben Globalisierer!

    • @robertjanko6709
      @robertjanko6709 2 роки тому

      @@Event_Horizon14 And I am always about to kick them idiotic butts verbally. Best: they feel so very comfortable in telling everybody else how live. Jag kan kräkas! I could spit up! Ich könnte kotzen!🤮🤮🤮

  • @Jeff-b6y4s
    @Jeff-b6y4s 6 місяців тому +36

    F'ing brilliant! True story: a few years back we had some people up to our camp. Wife and daughter claimed themselves as Vegans and husband called himself a Pescatarian. I had also made some thick steaks on the grill which were nice and marbled. A little sea salt and fresh ground pepper and step back! Anyway, I had leftovers on a big cutting board and had brought them inside. I went in a little later to get a fresh beer and there was the husband with a knife in one hand sawing off bits he found and stuffing his face with steak while hiding from the wife. It was hilarious!

  • @sansbazinga9821
    @sansbazinga9821 2 роки тому +596

    As a black person I love how the husband is obviously trapped. Head turned when he heard ribs, started saying amen after the prayer. Because aint no black person even from California not grow up with bbq and going to church, or have/know that grandma or auntie who who be preachin in the choir and singin in the pues. Set my man free!

  • @tinytinytimyall
    @tinytinytimyall 2 роки тому +820

    Never was there a more southern and polite insult than “Bless your heart”

  • @crktritual
    @crktritual 2 роки тому +302

    After 2 episodes I am now emotionally invested in the continuation of this series. Please for the Love of all that is Holy in this Life and the next, let this series continue. God Bless the Babylon Bee, and all whom are reading this..🙏🏻✝️❤️‍🔥

    • @seanfoltz7645
      @seanfoltz7645 2 роки тому +8

      Yeah - I'm afraid the Bee is now committed to continuing this as a regular series.

    • @jjc4577
      @jjc4577 2 роки тому +6

      Amen!

    • @mmyr8ado.360
      @mmyr8ado.360 2 роки тому +4

      @@seanfoltz7645 They have enough material to make a season or two

    • @PasinduAbrew
      @PasinduAbrew 2 роки тому +4

      Amen to that......! from Sri Lanka with love

    • @CeeDee01
      @CeeDee01 2 роки тому +3

      Well thank you CRK Ritual, and bless you too !😇

  • @dreadGodshand
    @dreadGodshand 2 роки тому +765

    There has better be an episode 3 in production as we speak! Like if you agree.

  • @NormanBoulder
    @NormanBoulder 2 роки тому +3952

    Every true Texan knew what she really meant when she said "Well bless your heart!" lol

    • @80xdplays88
      @80xdplays88 2 роки тому +351

      I'm not even american and I knew what she meant lol

    • @01nmuskier
      @01nmuskier 2 роки тому +201

      That translates all the way to North Carolina.

    • @kenr4531
      @kenr4531 2 роки тому +124

      @@01nmuskier ...And as far north as Montana.

    • @arete8338
      @arete8338 2 роки тому +106

      Was it like "Let's go Brandon?" 🤣😂🤣😂

    • @lizafrench8455
      @lizafrench8455 2 роки тому +179

      "Wtf is wrong with her"
      Edit: sorry i meant , she/her and he/him. My bad

  • @manoftruth0935
    @manoftruth0935 2 роки тому +216

    Love how the husband is slowly starting to run away and never looking back.

    • @connordrake5713
      @connordrake5713 2 роки тому +4

      As every sane man should. 😂

    • @tomwaldron9575
      @tomwaldron9575 2 роки тому

      I hope it ends with him shooting guns, and leaving Karenito for a Southern girl.

    • @patrickd9551
      @patrickd9551 2 роки тому +2

      She will have a redeption arc. In fact in my 8 episode version, her redemption starts at episode 6. But not after Steve goes hunting and reconnects with his long lost father :)

  • @danyuljackson
    @danyuljackson 6 місяців тому +14

    Once had an experience with a "vegan" in Nevada. It yelled at me as I was walking into my shift. "You smell like death because you eat meat!" Its surprising how people make up new ways everyday to be upset in life. Sad almost.

  • @themainman2827
    @themainman2827 Рік тому +1696

    - Do you have a vegan option?
    - Cows are vegan?
    - Well, technically, yes
    - There's your vegan option then.

    • @thanhthanhtungnguyen8536
      @thanhthanhtungnguyen8536 Рік тому +27

      perfect

    • @RedheadedMusic
      @RedheadedMusic Рік тому +43

      Cows eat veggies and turn them into meat, there fore beef is vegan! You’re welcome!

    • @gavinnewscum
      @gavinnewscum Рік тому +6

      Do vegan women still eat hair pie

    • @MrCmon113
      @MrCmon113 Рік тому +7

      Cows are not vegan. Aside from eating small animals on occasion, cows don't boycot animal products for ethical reasons.

    • @MrCmon113
      @MrCmon113 Рік тому +5

      @@RedheadedMusic
      Then eating your children is also vegan.

  • @dasjuggernaut1
    @dasjuggernaut1 2 роки тому +693

    As a person who is from the south and lives in LA, this is 💯 accurate. And they call us normal folks "backwards" or "stupid"

    • @maxwellcrazycat9204
      @maxwellcrazycat9204 2 роки тому +31

      Snobs do that. They believe that their ah hum doesn't smell bad.

    • @dude1diligence
      @dude1diligence 2 роки тому

      And they like to tell ya this is 2022, and y’all should be more degenerate…I mean PROGRESSIVE.

    • @JoybuzzerX
      @JoybuzzerX 2 роки тому +15

      I was raised in San Diego, and while I haven't lived there in 20 years, even when I was there people generally groaned at the idea of vegan. 6% of the population is in the US considers them vegan, so either you live around a substantial part of the that 6% or you're not quite being accurate. :p

    • @sharkybrickfilms99120
      @sharkybrickfilms99120 2 роки тому +6

      @@grenadaball7655 l'm willing to bet no one is forcing you to eat anything. Of all the vegans out there only a few of them are actually going to urge you to eat differently. There is a difference between "forcing" and urging

    • @TheOnlyBlackInMeWasWillieBrown
      @TheOnlyBlackInMeWasWillieBrown 2 роки тому

      Get out of that shithole, the central valley and Northern California is were the normal people live.

  • @Furball2k
    @Furball2k 2 роки тому +2306

    As a proud member of the conservative underground here in Los Angeles I declare this stature to be 100% accurate... now I want some BBQ!!!

    • @joshuasterling2144
      @joshuasterling2144 2 роки тому +105

      How deep are you and do you have a shovel and a secret tunnel from you house.

    • @jessicasolis5299
      @jessicasolis5299 2 роки тому +119

      I want to join too…I live in LA. We are SURROUNDED by these type of people

    • @SM_zzz
      @SM_zzz 2 роки тому +83

      How do you guys survive?

    • @afmghost1759
      @afmghost1759 2 роки тому +68

      I am so sorry you're stuck in that hellhole

    • @chaimlevin125
      @chaimlevin125 2 роки тому +82

      Representing the NYC conservatives!

  • @weirddingus4620
    @weirddingus4620 8 місяців тому +19

    Until a few years ago, I'd never gone to the south, and I was really surprised about how real southern hospitality was. I was picking up a dog and while on the west coast it probably would have been a quick transaction type deal, the first thing they said to me was "Hey! Come and take a seat! What do you want to drink?" while hanging out in their backyard. Culture shock. Was eye opening. Random people were also really helpful and friendly. Even the waitress at IHOP was super kind.

  • @ChaotiX1
    @ChaotiX1 2 роки тому +217

    "I haven't had real food in so long! Its so good!!"
    He said while crying tears of joy

  • @emilysalvatierra4932
    @emilysalvatierra4932 2 роки тому +1007

    As a Texan, I cracked up when she said bless your heart. Also I'm worried for that dog, that hippie salad can't have been good for him

    • @Tawadeb
      @Tawadeb 2 роки тому +57

      I expected the dog to fall over dead

    • @annep.1905
      @annep.1905 2 роки тому +43

      As long as it had no onions, the dog should be fine - I'm sure he gets good Texas meat every day.

    • @rainsofhealing
      @rainsofhealing 2 роки тому +20

      I felt bad for the poor pooch, he’s probably got a good bellyache and the runs in his future!

    • @craneman42
      @craneman42 2 роки тому

      I was expecting a couple dry heaves from the dog atleast.

    • @9tailjeza
      @9tailjeza 2 роки тому +11

      I wouldn’t take it to a cookout, but there’s nothing wrong with a quinoa salad

  • @MoraleHazard
    @MoraleHazard 2 роки тому +815

    The character arc of Steve and Karen slowly becoming Texans would be hilarious. Karen gets her first gun, etc.

    • @landrypierce9942
      @landrypierce9942 2 роки тому +21

      I like this.

    • @RandomRabbit007
      @RandomRabbit007 2 роки тому +29

      This could even be "Californian's near the coast move to the Central Valley" and it would still be accurate

    • @chuckh4077
      @chuckh4077 2 роки тому +15

      Multi season TV show. 8 seasons at least

    • @Pentti_Hilkuri
      @Pentti_Hilkuri 2 роки тому +17

      Carenita

    • @JohnGisMe
      @JohnGisMe 2 роки тому +5

      Wasn't her name Tinfany or something?

  • @edcampbell7484
    @edcampbell7484 3 місяці тому +24

    As a new Texan from California, I love this! I am so glad to be out of California.

  • @SerkDFW
    @SerkDFW 2 роки тому +295

    I do have one small quibble about the authenticity of this...
    At an actual Texas neighborhood cookout, the salad would have been put on the serving table, where everyone would have tried a polite amount, told the newcomer how wonderful it is, and then suggest for the next one they bring the paper towels, or plates, or bags of chips, or dinner rolls, or.....

    • @privateinfo1711
      @privateinfo1711 2 роки тому +61

      This is correct. No self respecting Texan would feed it to the dog.

    • @jetpetty1613
      @jetpetty1613 2 роки тому +31

      True...manners and class

    • @CtrlAltRetreat
      @CtrlAltRetreat 2 роки тому +51

      @@privateinfo1711
      Because no self respecting Texan dog would eat it?

    • @olafweyer859
      @olafweyer859 2 роки тому +3

      @@CtrlAltRetreat :'D

    • @thegfactor2001
      @thegfactor2001 2 роки тому +4

      Gluten-free dinner rolls.

  • @JOHNvsJayMac
    @JOHNvsJayMac 2 роки тому +318

    As a proud Texan I love this!!! Even my friends from California love this!! Keep doing this PLEASE!!!

    • @MarkMark-xz4ff
      @MarkMark-xz4ff 2 роки тому +2

      I’d love to watch their reactions watching this.

    • @IornlandCitizen
      @IornlandCitizen 2 роки тому

      As someone who moved from Castroville, CA to Forney, TX I loves this episodes 🤣 😂
      Keep the good work 🐝🐝🐝

    • @MussaKZN
      @MussaKZN 2 роки тому +4

      I love this and I’m Australian. Don’t worry we have “them” here also..

    • @JOHNvsJayMac
      @JOHNvsJayMac 2 роки тому

      @@MussaKZN 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @pe7143
      @pe7143 4 місяці тому

      I’m a Californian (teacher/coach) and the sane Californians want to leave, yesterday. Hook ‘em Horns!

  • @lukesams3349
    @lukesams3349 2 роки тому +189

    I love how patient Kevin and Clay are with their California neighbors, even the husband is just going along with his wife’s antics

  • @globalautobahn1132
    @globalautobahn1132 27 днів тому +3

    3:05 the husband is my favorite! He falls in love with everything in Texas just about immediately!😂

  • @captainkaiii
    @captainkaiii 2 роки тому +195

    This was one of the best skits yet. The Babylon Bee does not disappoint.

    • @craig8727
      @craig8727 2 роки тому

      Great but MVU was outstanding!

  • @JoeHusosky
    @JoeHusosky 2 роки тому +406

    As a keto/carnivore for almost 6 years, this just warms my meat laden Southern heart.

    • @joaopedrobaggio4475
      @joaopedrobaggio4475 2 роки тому +25

      If i don't eat meat at least twice a day i don't feel good, i am Brazilian, and we have a very strong BBQ culture.

    • @SRose-vp6ew
      @SRose-vp6ew 2 роки тому +9

      Yes, I’ve been doing Dr. Berg style Keto for almost six years and I feel and look great, but every once in awhile I do three days of carnivore like a fast when I don’t want the veggie bloat, but still want to feel satiated by my favorite food. 😂

    • @SRose-vp6ew
      @SRose-vp6ew 2 роки тому +2

      And for clarification veggies don’t blow very much, but carbs had people coming up to me at Walmart putting their hand on my belly and blessing the little one that wasn’t there. 🙄

    • @RockSmithStudio
      @RockSmithStudio 2 роки тому +3

      One of the top reasons we Southerners love college football so much is to have a good excuse to tailgate, grill/smoke good food, and drink

    • @Petra999
      @Petra999 2 роки тому

      RIP your meat laden Southern heart's arteries

  • @ELXABER
    @ELXABER 2 роки тому +2702

    🤣😂 Wife and I moved from CA to TX a year and a half ago, she is a vegetarian, I am not, but I remember her mentioning it while trying to order food and the waitress response was priceless since it was sincere: “What’s a vegetarian?”

    • @tohka3347
      @tohka3347 2 роки тому +171

      Lmaoooo 🤣🤣🤣🤣 welcome to TX🤠🫶🏼

    • @BrandonBarbera
      @BrandonBarbera 2 роки тому

      You should go back to where you came from.

    • @fobinc
      @fobinc 2 роки тому +110

      "Are you religious? No? What's wrong with you?"

    • @MikeELtheGamerLPShow
      @MikeELtheGamerLPShow 2 роки тому +109

      My wife and I are in the process of moving from California to Texas. We mostly eat meat. We also like guns and I'm a Marine vet.. I think the hardest adjustment for me will be the fact that I'm not a big fan of football, being huge video game nerd. Though I can enjoy watching a game with friends, I don't keep up with sports news.

    • @Directo13
      @Directo13 Рік тому +47

      @@MikeELtheGamerLPShow don't worry a lot of gaming culture here on the state. And a lot to do for nature lovers too.

  • @hridaanshoberai9071
    @hridaanshoberai9071 8 місяців тому +7

    The hostess replicated sheldons mom mary so well

  • @Kyle-sr6jm
    @Kyle-sr6jm 2 роки тому +646

    For the Californians out there, when a Texan says "Well..bless your heart." That is what we say to people who are a few cards short of a full deck.

  • @downrangegunsllc7565
    @downrangegunsllc7565 2 роки тому +574

    you need to turn this into a legit 27 episode year long sitcom.

    • @benmeadows5874
      @benmeadows5874 2 роки тому +3

      Sorry no keep it short and Puchy

    • @smythe7480
      @smythe7480 2 роки тому +6

      @@benmeadows5874 we need a shorts series... 1 short every week 😂 that's what they ment

    • @darrenphillips1845
      @darrenphillips1845 2 роки тому +5

      I would watch it for sure.

    • @patrickd9551
      @patrickd9551 2 роки тому +2

      ep 3. Steve needs to bring out his inner man, so he gets invited to a camping trip and it starts out mild, making fire, grilling store bought meat and in the end he ends up shooting guns.
      ep 4. Next episode, still camping, he's down in the mud shooting his first duck. But the main plot point he finds his father in the woods, he connects and learns how his mother is actually his stepmother after his mother died at child birth
      ep 5. Full redemption episode with flashbacks to his childhood emotional abuse and he connects with his wife on a profound deep spiritual level and wins her over.
      ep 6. The timphany dress episode. Yes, she starts out slowly wearing a dress when Steve was out camping, but stuffs away the dress when he comes home.
      ep 7. Cook out 2, Timphany actually joins the party and finds out the cooking part of the cook out, well isn't so much cooking, but more the wifey leadership coming together to plan out their conservative lifestyle that's inline with their husbands. You know "you get to buy this gun if we go out for holiday at wherever nice place".
      ep 8. Timphany's mother comes visiting. Steve just bought his first AR-15 (yes he's a gun-nut already, owning several side pieces), tiphany wears a dress, steve a hat. Her mother goes full out and they proclaim their love for eachother and steve proposes for a real wedding. Because as it seems, when they moved they made up the lie they were married in order to fit in.
      You are welcome ;)

    • @downrangegunsllc7565
      @downrangegunsllc7565 2 роки тому

      @@patrickd9551 brilliantly thought out! Hope they produce them

  • @TheSpicyLeg
    @TheSpicyLeg 2 роки тому +111

    I caught my wife’s cousin’s husband from New York City (big libs) eating a brisket I made on the grill. These two are constantly preaching their opinions like veganism and doing “well ackshually”. He was hiding under the deck outside my shop and he looks up at me and says “please don’t tell her”. I just laughed my ass off and said I wouldn’t.
    Just as with everything else, it’s a performance and they don’t believe in it, either.

    • @connecticutyankee9706
      @connecticutyankee9706 2 роки тому +6

      All real New Yorkers love meat: Pastrami from a Jewish Deli, Veal Picatta from an Italian restaurant, Greek Gyros, or a visit to a New York Steakhouse.

    • @sandeepmortal
      @sandeepmortal 2 роки тому +1

      I find it hard to believe this story. How can people have no backbone?

    • @meersau5690
      @meersau5690 2 роки тому +5

      @@sandeepmortal Just your average leftie 😁

    • @annep.1905
      @annep.1905 2 роки тому +1

      @@sandeepmortal maybe because most people need to eat meat to thrive...?

    • @Pdmc2016
      @Pdmc2016 2 роки тому

      @@connecticutyankee9706 I’m not from New York but that made me hungry lol

  • @emameyer
    @emameyer 7 місяців тому +4

    do you have a vegan option?
    yes, it's called 'move back to California'

  • @btexpress944
    @btexpress944 2 роки тому +240

    I moved to the Texas Hill Country 28 years ago from Europe. Never felt like a stranger. This episode exactly describes my own experience with Texan neighbors.

    • @coryCuc
      @coryCuc 2 роки тому +7

      You're a long way from "home!" Enjoy our fine state! :)

    • @marko8174
      @marko8174 2 роки тому +7

      @@coryCuc Well, I guess after 28 years he can call it home.

    • @coryCuc
      @coryCuc 2 роки тому +2

      @@marko8174 Lol. I didn't even see that part. Touche. 🤣

    • @freeto9139
      @freeto9139 2 роки тому +6

      Welcome home, partner! You made a good choice ... 🤠

    • @bluewater5620
      @bluewater5620 2 роки тому +9

      damn lucky you !
      I'm European and want to move to Texas too !

  • @charanteja_
    @charanteja_ 18 годин тому +1

    As an Indian, I get so pissed when liberals of US use "Naamisteyy" in random conversations. 😡

  • @xbrandi12345x
    @xbrandi12345x 2 роки тому +634

    Whoever had the idea for this web series deserves a raise. I hope this ends up having a lot of episodes.

    • @tonyjames1980
      @tonyjames1980 2 роки тому +10

      agree.
      Well Scripted and good acting too.

    • @slanTHONY
      @slanTHONY 2 роки тому +8

      The original video went viral and Babylon Bee reached out to the creator and hired them. Impressive stuff…hits all the marks.

    • @dark3031
      @dark3031 2 роки тому +15

      These seem infinitely more promising than Rings of Power.

    • @Instantphojo
      @Instantphojo 2 роки тому +2

      @@dark3031 oh snap!!😂

    • @Electrodexify
      @Electrodexify 2 роки тому

      Big pharma and big medical approves. Keep making those videos that will ensure a steady stream of loyal lifetime customers popping pills like candy!

  • @olekallovvild7295
    @olekallovvild7295 2 роки тому +888

    "I slipped and the meat fell into my mouth", that is gold my friend.

    • @beegee22
      @beegee22 2 роки тому +26

      "it means nothing!" 🤣🤣😂😂

    • @joshuaestrada6042
      @joshuaestrada6042 2 роки тому +8

      An excuse I can use at the cookout...thank you....

    • @maxpower2631
      @maxpower2631 2 роки тому +36

      He said, as he took another bite of that sausage 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @wickitklown90
      @wickitklown90 2 роки тому +4

      Pause

    • @ChandlerJuliet
      @ChandlerJuliet 2 роки тому +5

      😂😂😂 so glad you’re likin it

  • @squidikka
    @squidikka 2 роки тому +488

    Steve's character progression into becoming a real man is genius.

    • @mariohenssler6151
      @mariohenssler6151 2 роки тому

      Next Steve gets to go to a shooting range.

    • @SusieQ3
      @SusieQ3 2 роки тому +16

      That's what happens when hippies move to Texas 🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @warbuzzard7167
      @warbuzzard7167 2 роки тому +14

      Soon he'll be carrying a "BBQ Gun" and hosting an AR-15 Trigger Improvement Session at his house.

    • @rfe8nn2
      @rfe8nn2 2 роки тому +24

      It tells you the key difference between a liberal relationship and a conservative one. A Conservative couple you will see a strong man well supported by his wife while a Liberal couple the women rules the roost!!!! This video highlights it pretty much.

    • @bogusphone8000
      @bogusphone8000 2 роки тому +4

      "Honey, I have decided, that like you, I have a choice..."

  • @calverttaylor1293
    @calverttaylor1293 7 місяців тому +2

    This was exactly what I needed to feel normal again. People are so wierd now.

  • @hedbngr18
    @hedbngr18 2 роки тому +167

    As a life long conservative stuck in southern CA trying to get out to TX since 2013, this may now be my favorite series on UA-cam.

    • @stza16
      @stza16 2 роки тому +11

      I’m stuck in Canada 😂

    • @codysmith605
      @codysmith605 2 роки тому +11

      @@stza16 well why dont you move to alberta its the texas of canada.

    • @Rosie_C
      @Rosie_C 2 роки тому +12

      @@stza16 Yes, parts of Alberta secretly wish they could become part of the USA. My friend told me some places will fly the Canadian flag and the American flag.

    • @Thetruthiscosmic
      @Thetruthiscosmic 2 роки тому +5

      Oh you poor soul... I hope you can get out sooner rather than later.

    • @TabiMcArdle
      @TabiMcArdle 2 роки тому +1

      seek Jesus, He will deliver you from California ❤️

  • @mcgirtICreality
    @mcgirtICreality 2 роки тому +265

    I love how he says "you're home now". men truly bond around beer and BBQ!

    • @mr_indie_fan
      @mr_indie_fan 2 роки тому +14

      I don't care for beer but ill absolutely take that BBQ! (Over here in nc we have shit string that they call bbq chicken and its disappointing as hell when i want bbq chicken and they never have it anywhere)

    • @verdanthyborian2322
      @verdanthyborian2322 2 роки тому

      @@mr_indie_fan How are you in NC and don't care for beer? Some of the countries best craft beers are here. Heck, it's home to Red Oak. Tell me you've had Red Oak?

    • @JasonHuebel
      @JasonHuebel 2 роки тому

      It's so true.

    • @Griggs58
      @Griggs58 2 роки тому

      @@verdanthyborian2322 The countries best craft beer still belongs in the toilet lol

    • @verdanthyborian2322
      @verdanthyborian2322 2 роки тому

      @@Griggs58 Did you know that people who work out have better sense of taste? While lifting weights your tongue also gets stronger, thus strengthening the nerves from the tongue to the brain, increasing sense of taste. If you are more physically fit your pallet will change and so might your opinions.
      Try working out, bruh.

  • @greyman1k
    @greyman1k 2 роки тому +239

    KARENito...now THAT is PRICELESS! Have to pause the video long enough to quit laughing. I should be OK in an hour or so! Awww man, truly original. Great job!

    • @MCGamerD
      @MCGamerD 2 роки тому +4

      Good stuff. But got to mention it.. it should be Karenita when describing a she/her person. Just saying.

    • @stevenwilson5556
      @stevenwilson5556 2 роки тому +4

      @@MCGamerD it probably was and she just pronounced it wrong.

    • @MCGamerD
      @MCGamerD 2 роки тому +2

      @@stevenwilson5556 Good point.

    • @cplinstructor
      @cplinstructor 2 роки тому +2

      I got that that was likely a joke, however I do not speak spanish and do not get it. What does that word mean? Is it just calling her a karen?

    • @Olderaccount17
      @Olderaccount17 2 роки тому +3

      @@MCGamerD Hey there, what she actually said was "Cariñito" which is an endearing way of calling someone "Honey" (Cariño). That one ends with an O irrespective of the gender.

  • @saiga97
    @saiga97 3 місяці тому +2

    Not all Californians are urbanized liberals. Texas has people like this too in their larger cities.

  • @johnf2539
    @johnf2539 2 роки тому +437

    Very entertaining! We live in California and this isn't far off from actual events.
    God almighty, that BBQ looks great!

    • @ianmorris7950
      @ianmorris7950 2 роки тому +10

      I love this, I live in cali as well, this is one of my favorite series they have made.

    • @youwillneverguess
      @youwillneverguess 2 роки тому +3

      Get out!

    • @zerotodona1495
      @zerotodona1495 2 роки тому +3

      On some level it does piss me off. There are stupid people in other states who think we are like this.

    • @RAZORGEKOMAN
      @RAZORGEKOMAN 2 роки тому +14

      @@zerotodona1495 As a person who has never set foot in California, I can tell you that this is completely and totally accurate! Every Californian acts like this!

    • @joaopedrobaggio4475
      @joaopedrobaggio4475 2 роки тому

      Movie to Texas and stop voting for the Democrat garbage.

  • @kevins1114
    @kevins1114 2 роки тому +125

    My most memorable moment with a recent transplant from California was a few weeks ago, when I took my newest neighbor to a gun shop to buy himself his first handgun. He nearly freaked out when he started to leave the gun shop and the salesman stopped him and said "Sir, you forgot to take your gun!" I told him "We don't have that idiotic fifteen-day waiting period here in Alabama. Passing the background check is all you need to do."
    After nearly three weeks, he's still stunned with surprise...

    • @nelsonmcatee3721
      @nelsonmcatee3721 2 роки тому +12

      We have a 3 day wait in Illinois but when I took my girlfriend to eat in Missouri and found out it's a constitutional carry state, I also found out you can buy a gun without a waiting period. I'm gonna have to sneak down there some day and shop at a gun store. I'm not about to let her see how much $ 💰I spend on guns!🤫🤣

    • @MrAwesomeSaucem
      @MrAwesomeSaucem 2 роки тому +4

      Glad to hear your California transplant neighbor is finally experiencing freedom for the first time. Good on both of you!

    • @veganconservative1109
      @veganconservative1109 2 роки тому +2

      Really? I would have thought Alabama would have been more sane about gun ownership. (Strikes that state off her list of possible places to move to.)

    • @byronsmith3152
      @byronsmith3152 2 роки тому

      @@veganconservative1109 What is not sane about their law? They still have to pass a background check. Want insane, having to register in order to buy bullets.

    • @zbj4240
      @zbj4240 2 роки тому +2

      @@veganconservative1109 (See's your comment)
      "Hmmmmm...interesting"
      (Puts that state near the top of his list, of possible places to move to.)

  • @nava8167
    @nava8167 9 місяців тому +6

    I moved from Texas to Cali and I can confirm the things I miss the most is the barbecue cookouts and the people. Everyone was so nice and charismatic and in Cali no one really goes out of there way to talk to you

    • @kignacio
      @kignacio 4 місяці тому

      Just continue to go out of your way to wave smile and say hello. I was raised here and can’t stand it, and continually wave smile and say hello to people and it’s a 50/50 genuine or awkward response back. There are really good Californians here, as there are in any population, we just have to find each other.

    • @rudymurillo9334
      @rudymurillo9334 4 місяці тому

      Native Californians are usually friendly. It’s the transplants that act weird.

  • @FedralBI
    @FedralBI 2 роки тому +484

    I'm pretty sure that feeding that salad to that poor dog is a war crime. Love this so much.

    • @MARDUK9
      @MARDUK9 2 роки тому +30

      🤣🤣🤣 "Damn shame what they did to the dog"

    • @billboth6572
      @billboth6572 2 роки тому +12

      There should be an episode 2.1 where the dog 💩 changes the color of the lawn, and needs to go to the vet.

    • @michaellovett8773
      @michaellovett8773 2 роки тому +9

      Micro aggression is what the lady from California would say.

    • @silverblade357
      @silverblade357 2 роки тому +9

      That dog is a brilliant actor. I've seen my dog eat grass, but sniffs and sneers if I drop a bit of broccoli near him.

    • @knvxxx
      @knvxxx 2 роки тому +3

      For a moment there I thought the Californian woman was gonna switch her meat for the dog salad

  • @mmuti7800
    @mmuti7800 Рік тому +917

    As an african from malawi I honestly love Texans cause I feel like that's what an authentic american is genuinely like

    • @thatguy-uv7cv
      @thatguy-uv7cv Рік тому +33

      Used to be

    • @alib405
      @alib405 Рік тому +41

      Totally agree with you. They are true Americans

    • @tylerbaxter4199
      @tylerbaxter4199 Рік тому +22

      Some of the last of the real ones.

    • @mademoisellemsc
      @mademoisellemsc Рік тому +8

      Uhm no

    • @nathanwhughes
      @nathanwhughes Рік тому +26

      You just have to meet people that didn't grow up in a city. You can find a butt hole anywhere but in my opinion they congregate in larger numbers inside city's. Lol

  • @MarkyVigoroth
    @MarkyVigoroth 2 роки тому +568

    Whoa!
    They are not only going maskless but also actually physically shaking hands! That is progress!

    • @KikiRevenge
      @KikiRevenge 2 роки тому +54

      They didn't even have a meltdown over people wearing guns!

    • @jerrylegranvil1794
      @jerrylegranvil1794 2 роки тому +6

      😂😂😂😂 true

    • @scott5654
      @scott5654 2 роки тому +2

      That’s because anyone that moves to Texas is already a Texan at heart and therefore this particular video is stupidly in accurate and untrue.

    • @paulchristie2509
      @paulchristie2509 2 роки тому +19

      @@scott5654 lol... take a breath

    • @MRGS48
      @MRGS48 2 роки тому +2

      That ain’t progress that’s MADNESS!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @paulchabot9689
    @paulchabot9689 4 місяці тому +4

    Sounds Texas is now America’s new heart ❤

  • @kellynch
    @kellynch 2 роки тому +170

    My brother lives in LA and I sent him episode 1. He never reacted. I live in FL and I was laughing 'till I cried. Thank you, Bee!

    • @seanfoltz7645
      @seanfoltz7645 2 роки тому +18

      I take it your brother is like mine - incurably far left and about ready to disown you for wrongthink?

    • @RandomRabbit007
      @RandomRabbit007 2 роки тому +16

      This could even be "Californian's near the coast move to the Central Valley" and it would still be accurate

    • @kellynch
      @kellynch 2 роки тому +18

      @@seanfoltz7645 Mine actually calls himself a Republican. But he's a never-Trumper and a vaxx enthusiast. We haven't seen him in 3 years because we're not vaxxed.

    • @STho205
      @STho205 2 роки тому

      @@kellynch many traditional, actual member of party, Republicans didn't want Trump. Most of the republican leadership was trying to figure out how to not give him the nomination in 16. Trump is a populist like Sanders, and like Sanders he crashed the party as an GDI without an invitation.
      Unfortunately for them they had to go with the primary voters. Democrats just pulled every dirty trick and if they had to the SuperDelegates would have anointed Hillary queen.
      Many traditional republicans were also super vaxxers. 75% of people over 60 got jabbed. At least half those were Republicans or traditionally voted that way since 68.

    • @mrbigglezworth42
      @mrbigglezworth42 2 роки тому +9

      @@kellynch Sounds more like RINO to me.

  • @jrbleau
    @jrbleau 2 роки тому +267

    "I didn't even see that Whataburger out there", pointing straight to it while looking at her. The whole skit is comedy gold.

    • @edlawn5481
      @edlawn5481 2 роки тому +7

      Wait till he finds out they have "In N Out Burger" in Texas.

    • @WackadoodleMalarkey
      @WackadoodleMalarkey 2 роки тому

      Have It Your Way™️

    • @hunterreeves6525
      @hunterreeves6525 2 роки тому +1

      @John Bolivar they’re pretty close honestly as far as most overrated fast food places, but whataburger is definitely better

    • @rudymurillo9334
      @rudymurillo9334 4 місяці тому

      Eww gross. What’s burger is McDonald level food

  • @riftshredder5438
    @riftshredder5438 2 роки тому +657

    This should be an ongoing series lol I'm surprised that dog is actually eating that, my dog won't even touch anything that's green

    • @RetroRobotRadio
      @RetroRobotRadio 2 роки тому +15

      It may eat it for the dressing, then throw up later.

    • @Cybersharky_
      @Cybersharky_ 2 роки тому

      degenerate

    • @simdoughnut659
      @simdoughnut659 2 роки тому +9

      Yeah my Mom taught me as a child that green food means it's gone bad and you shouldn't eat it.

    • @JohnSmith-sb2fp
      @JohnSmith-sb2fp 2 роки тому +6

      My neighbor feeds her dog raw green beans as treats because she is a vegan and by default her husband and dog are* too.

    • @riftshredder5438
      @riftshredder5438 2 роки тому +10

      @@simdoughnut659 and the husband getting caught eating meat lol I just can't stop laughing

  • @dianaparra3736
    @dianaparra3736 11 днів тому +2

    ❤ TEXAS ❤ "Don't Mess with Texas"

  • @rzu7120
    @rzu7120 2 роки тому +292

    There was a barbeque restaurant in Texas that used to run commercials that described their menu. After describing all their beef options, they ended by saying "...and for the ladies, we have chicken and fish".

  • @rudyk5657
    @rudyk5657 2 роки тому +61

    I’m from California and was laughing the whole time. I’ve never changed, it’s the just the people and ideas around me.. I’m glad to see the rest of the country can see that and laugh at it too.

    • @scapelaine4529
      @scapelaine4529 2 роки тому +2

      I have a bit of a prejudice against California because my son went out there when he got to be in his early twenties and he went out there perfectly fine like normal guy he stayed out there for over 10 years he just came back to Texas a year ago and he is really really strange now! Got some of those crazy ideas you see out there, I'm sorry,, but they have some crazy ideas you know they do, not everybody,,, probably not most people but the ones you always see and hear about and you know the politics and everything are just bizarre to me! I don't know what they're doin, just killing California !
      California used to be where everybody wanted to go everybody ,,wanted to go to California at least around where I came up you know that was big time,,, now everybody's coming here and they're moving right in front right down the street from me they're building houses everywhere and they're from all over but a lot more from California it's crazy ! it's so much cheaper to live here, well that's what my son said

    • @scapelaine4529
      @scapelaine4529 2 роки тому

      ,

    • @rudyk5657
      @rudyk5657 2 роки тому

      I'm a native of CA. More often than not, it's the young (college age) that are easily influenced, much like your son. No matter what new mentality arises, as we get older, values eventually get prioritized. I wonder what the statistics are how many parents there are here vs other states.

  • @franklinturtle9849
    @franklinturtle9849 2 роки тому +125

    This should become a series... I would watch 100 episodes of this.

  • @MylesMorell-yl9lo
    @MylesMorell-yl9lo 5 місяців тому +3

    The "My gardener nicknamed me 'Karenito', it means he cares" had me dying

  • @countylineengineeringmachi2942
    @countylineengineeringmachi2942 2 роки тому +272

    “I slipped and the meat fell into my mouth!” That line is already a classic! BBQ……mmmmmmm!

    • @JeremiahDouglas
      @JeremiahDouglas 2 роки тому +6

      don't go! it means nothing

    • @iamkesha.
      @iamkesha. 2 роки тому +7

      He missed saying everyone did it in college.

    • @bill944
      @bill944 2 роки тому +7

      As he's taking another bite! LOL

    • @GT_Void
      @GT_Void 2 роки тому +1

      I think that is a veiled reference to the Saudi Prince who raped a girl in England. His defense was that he was wearing a robe and he slipped against the girl and his thing fell into her. Correct me if I am wrong The Babylon Bee.

    • @acctsys
      @acctsys 2 роки тому

      Pretty sure BB references this ua-cam.com/video/Tmv0Fz_7O6s/v-deo.html

  • @upperc9808
    @upperc9808 2 роки тому +500

    I am from Germany and this makes me really wish to move to Texas.

    • @pacificprospector
      @pacificprospector 2 роки тому +23

      Ich stimme mit dir! Es gibt eine deutsche Stadt in Texas, heißt ,,Fredericksberg".

    • @nosywendigo592
      @nosywendigo592 2 роки тому +1

      @@pacificprospector Richtig! Meine Großmutter hat seit zehn Jahren gestorben. Sie war Deutsche von die von Arnim Familie. Hundert perzent Deutsch. Sie hat in eine Stadte "Runge" gewohnt. Runge ist nicht mehr da.
      Du kannst gerne in Texas leben! Kommst du hier! Mehr Deutsch machen die Staat Texas besser!

    • @pacificprospector
      @pacificprospector 2 роки тому +5

      @@nosywendigo592 Na, aber danke. Ich lebte zu lange im Nord. Texas scheint mir zu Heiß und Trocken. Die Leute und das Essen sind mir gut im Jedem Fall.

    • @kaihornung1671
      @kaihornung1671 2 роки тому +15

      Did it and it's worth it.
      Viele Grüße.

    • @dosgos
      @dosgos 2 роки тому +13

      Texas really is like this. Take a holiday there, but not in the hot summer!

  • @gjones1316
    @gjones1316 10 місяців тому +773

    „I slipped and the meat fell in my mouth“ - while taking another bite is just hilarious

    • @peterpan408
      @peterpan408 9 місяців тому +15

      Because it's an allusion to 'it wasnt my fault, it just slipped inside'.

    • @static7985
      @static7985 6 місяців тому +12

      reminds me of
      "Today i fell and some shwarma fell in my mouth with some extra tahini"
      "ok"
      "and a slice of apple and around 3 liters of water. should i keep fasting or has allah fed me?"

    • @Rondo2ooo
      @Rondo2ooo 5 місяців тому +1

      ​@@peterpan408/woooosh Einstein

    • @FallenderStern
      @FallenderStern 5 місяців тому +2

      @@static7985lol that one arab guy (arab parents vs white parents) guy?

    • @phoenixshade3
      @phoenixshade3 3 місяці тому +1

      That and the "Whaaaaat? I didn't even see that Whataburger over there," as he points without looking.

  • @brazilbeyondtheheadlines
    @brazilbeyondtheheadlines 3 місяці тому +1

    "Seriously, let me out." - me at every social gathering while studying in Boston.

  • @Yod-w1q
    @Yod-w1q Місяць тому +10

    4:21 "I just slipped and the meat fell into my mouth" come on now 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Lwolf79
      @Lwolf79 24 дні тому

      This comment popped up just as this part was showing 😂😂

  • @mo1016
    @mo1016 Рік тому +1297

    This is better than any show on Netflix

    • @cdavid8139
      @cdavid8139 Рік тому +15

      If I did not have a subscription to Netflix I would subscribe just to get this show

    • @satwik265
      @satwik265 Рік тому +6

      take the clue babylon bee

    • @GratDuForloradeArgumentet
      @GratDuForloradeArgumentet Рік тому

      Not really, the guy who runs babylon bee is an antiwhite j3w.

    • @robertgarcia7024
      @robertgarcia7024 Рік тому +1

      No its not. Its pretty awful.

    • @jakovdorotic9012
      @jakovdorotic9012 Рік тому

      ​@@robertgarcia7024 ☝️🤓

  • @avb19d6
    @avb19d6 2 роки тому +163

    Hoping by the end of the series the Californians turn full Texan and start helping new Californians become more Texan.

    • @keithwalker5078
      @keithwalker5078 2 роки тому +24

      or have the husband admit he secretly has admired Trumps policies and voted for him in last election.

    • @KipdoesStuff
      @KipdoesStuff 2 роки тому +8

      Underground railroad?

    • @Ogrematic
      @Ogrematic 2 роки тому +1

      Not that chick.

    • @marsstarlink3235
      @marsstarlink3235 2 роки тому

      They have to start with their family members visiting just like meet the fokkers

    • @ChiralSpirals
      @ChiralSpirals 2 роки тому +1

      I like the way you think...As texans, its our duty to see it happens.

  • @SevenOh7o
    @SevenOh7o 2 роки тому +263

    Continue this series!!!

    • @SRose-vp6ew
      @SRose-vp6ew 2 роки тому +7

      Yes, invite this couple to a church that has a sportsman ministry (g u n show) and hunting after with Creek baptisms.

  • @dianaparra3736
    @dianaparra3736 11 днів тому +1

    Please Make California Great Again MCGA🇺🇸
    But "When you leave California, remember that you are a refugee, not a missionary.
    Sincerely, Texas."👍

  • @livergen
    @livergen 2 роки тому +68

    Now that's what you call brotherly love, I actually almost cried when he said ((" now your home ")) , that was solid gold guys , please , more-more-more, you're killing it.

  • @joshsimonton769
    @joshsimonton769 2 роки тому +56

    As a californian who moved to Texas, I approve of this message!

  • @arcadia1081
    @arcadia1081 2 роки тому +61

    No no no no! You guys at BB have no clue what you just started! As a Brit I'm learning more about America in 2 five minute episodes than any telly show. You gotta not only make ep 3 but a whole series now! Love you!

    • @le13579
      @le13579 2 роки тому +1

      You are going to need an international episode that does London v. Village.

    • @johngdoty
      @johngdoty 2 роки тому +4

      Texas - It's like a whole other country. We like it that way.

  • @AkhilSharmaTech
    @AkhilSharmaTech 7 днів тому

    i remember i went from boston to texas and the difference in the hospitality was HUGE. texans are really warm and friendly.

  • @SWlovesGod
    @SWlovesGod 2 роки тому +75

    “Karenito” that was pure genius!!! This really should be a series or something on here and the head nod with the tip of the hat at the end is priceless!

    • @JamesSmith-ui2hv
      @JamesSmith-ui2hv 2 роки тому +4

      Carinito . means my dear / darling or '' you beautiful lil thing'' like he wants to put the sour cream in the burrito in a cheeky way from Javier the gardener

    • @Shrey_Shrek
      @Shrey_Shrek 2 роки тому +1

      @@JamesSmith-ui2hv 🤨

  • @RobinDale50
    @RobinDale50 2 роки тому +61

    "Oh that's all right. Now you're home." AUTHENTIC Texan hospitality right there!

  • @marcusrauch4223
    @marcusrauch4223 2 роки тому +75

    I’m looking forward to how the story continues with steve. He’s having an awakening and redemption arc and I want to see where it all goes.

  • @KL-sc1tb
    @KL-sc1tb 5 місяців тому +1

    I’m an Asian American who serves in the U.S army Infantry and I want to move to Texas so bad, especially after this video. All the freedom, good meat, faithful and kind people, and guns. That’s some true American dreams

    • @allie1953
      @allie1953 4 місяці тому

      This can be found in many places in the USA that are *rural*.

  • @teabaggins3517
    @teabaggins3517 2 роки тому +253

    We need a full on series of this. I am not even American and I am living in Japan but this is the best show I've seen in a long time.

    • @hidematsumoto1708
      @hidematsumoto1708 2 роки тому +17

      im from the Netherlands and i couldnt stop laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @The_King_Basi
      @The_King_Basi 2 роки тому +16

      I'm from Canada and thus just makes me wanna move to texas

    • @blackhawk1812
      @blackhawk1812 2 роки тому +10

      German here 🥰

    • @josuefarrugia
      @josuefarrugia 2 роки тому +8

      Panamanian 🇵🇦 here and really love it! Pure gold 😂

    • @articlevftw8920
      @articlevftw8920 2 роки тому +14

      As an American Constitutional Conservative I would love to welcome you all to our great nation. We need as many sane and rational people as we can get to help stem the tide of leftist nut-jobs!

  • @luciannebeans6679
    @luciannebeans6679 2 роки тому +816

    I was a vegan for years. Once, after working an evening shift I stopped by a bar around 1:30am and ordered a double bacon cheddar. It was better than sex. I didn’t get sick, I just felt so full and happy. Never again.

    • @MODEST500
      @MODEST500 2 роки тому +1

      You will harm yourself for being vegan.you have higher chances of depression. Besides bacon is unhealthy. Go for beef organic.

    • @Martha_My_Dear
      @Martha_My_Dear 2 роки тому +15

      Why were you vegan? Was it for health reasons?

    • @praenubilus1980
      @praenubilus1980 2 роки тому +108

      @@Martha_My_Dear In Cal vegan is an identity

    • @groovecouple4644
      @groovecouple4644 2 роки тому +25

      Lol…”you were never truly vegan”…

    • @glamdring0007
      @glamdring0007 2 роки тому +76

      @@groovecouple4644 Nobody is...

  • @10Archangel01
    @10Archangel01 2 роки тому +268

    Her feeding the salad to the dog is gold 😂

    • @bbbae5968
      @bbbae5968 2 роки тому +32

      I felt bad for the dog.

    • @alihenderson5910
      @alihenderson5910 2 роки тому +18

      They turned the freaking dogs gay.

    • @davidshumski4629
      @davidshumski4629 2 роки тому +14

      That was not vegan salad or the dog wouldn't touch it.

    • @transparentglazier
      @transparentglazier 2 роки тому +7

      ...and that 'gold' will be in little piles everywhere on the lawn, too

    • @michaelwaldmeier1601
      @michaelwaldmeier1601 2 роки тому +4

      @@bbbae5968 The dog needs meat protein too!

  • @epluribusunum6622
    @epluribusunum6622 6 місяців тому +1

    They nailed the line for food. Women and children first.

  • @TheTexican05
    @TheTexican05 2 роки тому +578

    As a lifelong Texan, I can vouch: this video could not have been any more perfect. 👌❤️🙌

    • @garvielloken4114
      @garvielloken4114 2 роки тому +7

      As a lifelong german this video makes me wish to go to Texas for such a nice experience with people...and the juicy meat. We dont have brisket here, never eaten.

    • @TheZamaron
      @TheZamaron 2 роки тому

      @@garvielloken4114 Do you live in the city or something? It may not be exactly like a Texas barbeque, but out here in really anywhere that's not the city cookouts like this happen occasionally, especially if the neighbors are all good friends.

    • @garvielloken4114
      @garvielloken4114 2 роки тому

      @@TheZamaron Yes i do live in a city. and we have also bbqs but with different meats and sidedishes. Our traditional cookouts are evry different.

    • @jefferydowler4655
      @jefferydowler4655 2 роки тому +3

      I'm a Texan, LMAO, and I approve this message.

    • @masonfarrow8655
      @masonfarrow8655 2 роки тому +4

      @@garvielloken4114 No brisket!? Now I understand why you tried to conquer the world; twice.

  • @rorypinata265
    @rorypinata265 2 роки тому +352

    I am Californian, currently stuck. And I need MORE of this!

    • @TheAnnoyingBoss
      @TheAnnoyingBoss 2 роки тому +9

      When she responded with "ay vato" 😭😭

    • @kennethwood4501
      @kennethwood4501 2 роки тому +11

      Praying for your escape, brother.🙏

    • @SOBERHANGOVER
      @SOBERHANGOVER 2 роки тому

      Lmao currently in california slap a tri tip on that grill and I'm set

    • @GoBuddieGo
      @GoBuddieGo 2 роки тому +4

      I came here willingly before it got worse and now I just want out! lol

    • @samuelgarofalo6910
      @samuelgarofalo6910 2 роки тому +2

      Run,run like HELL!

  • @dizzymagic
    @dizzymagic 2 роки тому +78

    Kudos for the accurate, nuanced and very southern usage of “bless your heart”, which can mean soooo many things! Made me laugh!

    • @harrymills2770
      @harrymills2770 2 роки тому +1

      It fits everything from charmed to outraged.

  • @portnuefflyer
    @portnuefflyer 9 місяців тому +1

    I've been a vegetarian for 52 years (but not one of THOSE types, and I still love the way cooking meat smells, I just don't eat it, I know all the tricks to not being an A hole about it) recently, on a trip to Dallas from Idaho, my route took me thru several small towns that each had a big rib joint, and though the towns were dying the honky tonk rib joints were doing a booming business. It crossed my mind to go in one and ask for a salad or a vegi burger, but I just kept driving.

  • @shoktroop
    @shoktroop 2 роки тому +185

    Absolutely true. I've been sittin' with my wife and kids at a outdoor bbq restraunt and heard someone ask for a vegan plate, the waiter said jokingly "you must be from california" and without a hickup she said "Yes, Why?"

    • @catloverkawaii1000
      @catloverkawaii1000 2 роки тому +20

      😂😂😂😂that’s hilarious

    • @gangsterg1936
      @gangsterg1936 2 роки тому +34

      I work at a starbucks in california... yeah, I know. people constantly ask me for vegan drinks... and It makes me die inside.

    • @TurtleShroom3
      @TurtleShroom3 2 роки тому +11

      Veganism will kill a person if they do not take special medicine. Vegetarianism is not only more sane, but extremely healthy.
      I, however, love meat AND vegetables, even hipster vegetables lime quinoa beans, and I would love to try kale one day. Those Californicators' salad sounded delicious to me; it would go amazing as a side alongside that incredible brisket.

    • @ting4758
      @ting4758 2 роки тому +6

      @@TurtleShroom3 true, vegetarians often live longer healthier lives, but going all that time without eating mean? Yeah, no way is it worth it

    • @arete8338
      @arete8338 2 роки тому +6

      @@TurtleShroom3 The dog loved it. Now he wants to move to Sodom & Gomorrah by the Bay.

  • @deancoronado4898
    @deancoronado4898 2 роки тому +99

    That "Beyond Impossible" line cut kinda hard! 😆😆😆
    Babylon Bee, you're my hero.