Somehow I love this 'home version' of The Late Show. I can't give an analysis right away, but I love the atmosphere. Stephen seems to be relaxed in a way I have never imagined him to be(In a positive way of course). I hope we get this version of the Show (if it's alright with Stephen and his family and the staff and the crew members and the executive.) even after the Covid-19 crisis settles. (Thank you Stephen)
I once saw a video when he was clutching a podium with both hands, and his arms kept flapping while holding on, unable to stop moving when he was talking even if he'd prefer them to just stay still. It's actually a tic I suspect.
It’s any over the counter medication in most counties. It’s not even patentable jackasses. There are more side effects notice from taking an aspirin. The virus we need to worry about is one that has infected your front lobe that would make you even the slightest bit capable of use critical judgement to foam a thought. Simply put chloroquine works. Cost pennies and even works on the typical flu but get your information from the dying night show to be informed 🤣
quent crow It actually is a patentable medication in the US and studies hear show far more troubling side effects than asprin. What country do you live in where it is OTC? Do you have a link to the study on HC and the flu, I hadn't heard that it was used as a treatment before.
I can't believe someone hasn't bumped him off by now! But there again, the devil does look after his own! I think here in Australia we have a narcissistic sociopath for Prime Minister! 🤬
Hey, Donald, I’ve heard some great stories about arsenic. And by the way, if you get some nasty side effects, it means you aren’t taking enough. That’s what a lot of people are saying.
Shows the world the level of his ignorance likewise intelligence.... This President is an embarrassment to the USA and the world.... Trump is a total blumbering jackass seriously!
Trump's favorite adjectives, all in one sentence: _"For you, I have this beautiful, super-duper, incredible ... snow globe."_ ua-cam.com/video/yr-PQs9fWd0/v-deo.html
sistakia33 , well when he said he had total authority! That should’ve scared the shit out of everyone to begin with and now he says he The absolute right to fire somebody without an investigation. Why because one of his butt buddies is in trouble for passing through all of that warfare that they would take and use against us! He’s such an a stupid idiot and he doesn’t even care that this is going to start a nuclear war here soon. Well guess what colorado’s NORAD is not safe anymore!Maybe he’ll hide in Russia!
what should scare people is how h-c-q actually works, yet it isnt being given to the nation....hmmm..why is that not being covered It worked for people in Costa Rica, but i forgot, theyre a different species right? wont work here because we're American? qcostarica.com/hydroxychloroquine-the-drug-costa-rica-uses-successfully-to-fight-covid-19/ do some research people
I guess if the President has the absolute right to do what he wants, surely that would make Obama immune from prosecution for "Obamagate", wouldn't it?
@@victoriabaker4400 exactly, and he's too much of an imbicle to realize. I assure you 99.9% of his "presidency" is people telling him what to say and do in one ear, while gassing him up and telling him "you have ABSOLUTE POWER! You can do ANYTHING" in the other ear.
Mr Trump says Mike told me to.He thinks people are stupid.Mr.trump go golf or something.Give people a break.I worked for government 38 yrs..He don't know the people or met them.He is so confuse.
Imagine having a bad child that constantly destroyed things, but every time the child destroyed something the child distracted you from it by destroying something bigger.
Tian Dao , He will start a war with China!but guess what the Saudi’s already have enough weapons in the technology that they needed to advance their own military against us! All trump* wanted was cash for these weapons!You know the cash he put in an offshore account that can’t be traced because it’s getting so deep! Because Trump is the deep state
Don't worry if your lumbered with him for another 4 years I'm sure he won't give up embarrassing your country, he can do it loads more. I can sympathise we have Boris Johnson for the next 5 years as Prime Minister. Gawd help both our countries.
Trump supporters vs the TDS goblins. Both sides are in the basket of deplorable. That's what you get when Donald Clinton is occupying the white house. If you step out of the echo chamber you would realize a lot of doctors around the world are prescribing hydroxychloroquine, it's cheep and effective. You realize the vaccine could have major side effects and end up killing more people than the virus. There's a good chance the vaccine will have cancer causing agents, also weaken the immune system and cause infertility. President of the WHO isn't a real doctor but his title is Dr. Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus. Bill gates isn't a doctor and wants to vaccinate the world. Would you take your sick child to the Apple store for medical attention.
@@manuelm4693 Joe Biden quotes, My name is Joe give me a look, you know the thing ! Truth over facts ! My name is Joe i think, i don't know what state i'm in let alone what day it is. Vote for me i think i'm running for something. Sit down fat you should vote for Trump. Can I sniff you call you a dog-faced pony soldier? Hilarious !
"You're just talking about...what did you say, washing dishes?" "Saudi arms deals, sir." Who else heard this and immediately thought of Mr. Burns and Smithers? Cause that LITERALLY sounds like a line from The Simpsons.
I half saw the flag blurb video. I was literally falling asleep. I thought "Super Duper" might've come from some off color commentator. Until the next day and saw another video. Goddamnit. 💀
ZN: (sigh...) Just our tremendously bad luck, friend. Puts me in mind of an absolutely horrific night 'round about the beginning of November back in 2016 when all of us Americans with at least the most minute scintilla of native intelligence...well, all of us collectively felt an unbearable pain somewhat akin to what a creepypasta heroine or hero might feel if a set of razor-sharp, platinum chattering teeth began working its evil way up the length of her/his spinal column, spitting shards of bone everywhere! Sounds pretty unpleasant, eh? But - ha, ha (ugh!) - it was merely "we, the people" (except for the trashy, ignorant ones) learning the news (oh, if only THAT NEWS had been FAKE!) that the White House was going to be occupied by the most repellant counterfeit of a human being, known in some circles as "the donald," in others as "that scum-sucking, so-called 'real estate typhoon,'" and in still others as "Mr. Molester," or "Ivanka's daddy, who is also her morbidly obese boyfriend after 4 p.m., E.T." (Oh, the pain...) Me, I just call him "that two-toned pathological liar"...NOW. But I'd rathet call him prisoner #1276H94, life-time occupant of Riker's Island's otherwise butchest 4-con cell. It's HIS turn for a nightmare, now. (phew...excuse the rant...) kris k.
"I have the absolute RIGHT, as President, to terminate." So, let me see if I've got this right: Abusers of power are granted authority to dismiss those charged with investigating abuse of power? Yeah, sounds about right 🙄
Well, i mean there's no reason to just dip your toe in the ocean, why not go for a dive.. Seems to be his strategy at least. The tax thing is finally catching up to him as well, hopefully at least. Though i have a feeling we might have a resurgence of the "Teflon Don" moniker..
Who else can fire someone they never heard of. And then give a reason why they deserved it. Checks and Balances ??? *Constitution= Republican toilet paper*
Trump has the authority to fire non elected officials if he thinks they are over stepping authority. Clinton did it. So did Obama. Obama hold over tells it all. Obama Gate is PUBLIC knowledge now. Judge Sullivan and other Obama appointed judges are crooked as hell.
Trump's favorite adjectives, all in one sentence: _"For you, I have this beautiful, super-duper, incredible ... snow globe."_ ua-cam.com/video/yr-PQs9fWd0/v-deo.html
Huh. This reminds me about that story a while back where a political debate was accidentally mis-subbed with the dialogue from some show about toddlers instead of the actual debate.
If Trump is a toddler, what does that make someone like Kimmel? Who intentionally cuts and splices videos together and looks us all in the face and basically lies to us about it? As much as I'm interested in the justification for the firing of the IG I don't necessarily see it being for the reasons that Colbert, who is hardly impartial, thinks it its. What makes his opinion any better than ours? besides, its being reported that then president obama didn't even have an Inspector general, much less nominate one. If this is true, then why are people making such a fuss over trump firing anyone?
Ronald Lancour - could not have agreed with you more and the old adage point a finger at someone else and see what direction the other four are pointing is even more magnifying in the orange orangutan case!!!
Grossly incompetent Colbert too! 🤯🤦♂️😭 FACT CHECK: Trump knows more about the scientific benefit and safety of Hydroxychloroquine (HCQ) than late night comedian Stephen Colbert! 🤣🤦♂️ DANGER: 🛑 This political disinformation Stephen Colbert and MSM is spreading can lead to more people dying 💀 from COVID19 🦠 !! It is also leading to more bad science 🧫 🔬 as the new NIH trials for HCQ testing are dangerously flawed / designed to fail!! “HCQ + Zinc” has been one of the best tools to early prevention of SARS-CoV-2 virus 🦠 and COVID19 disease within the body! How Hydroxychloroquine works against COVID19 - enables Zinc to enter the cell membrane and prevent virus replication/load/spread in vitro (glass) and likely in vivo (body) as well: ua-cam.com/video/BIymfznD7YA/v-deo.html
JZ's Best Friend ,Hey don’t forget I don’t know that guy! I never talk to the guy !but he he had to be fired anyways because he’s never been a Trumper! He was a holdover from Obama! So that’s good enough for me to fire him he was in in Obama Administration! Hey William bar said to fire him so he had to fire him! Why did he fire him because there’s an investigation in many investigations into William bar! When Trump is kicked out of office everybody and that is ministration should have their passports rescinded so they cannot flee to another country! Why because they need to serve their time here in the United States for the crimes that they’ve committed! I think that would be the first executive order when we get a new president!
As each new day dawns, Trump just continues to prove how much of a mentally challenged and disorientated child he is. If it wasn't so serious, it would be hilarious.
@@Cryogenik_1 yup your right he did, and the dosage or the brand was a concern for one of the top world scientists, Dr Bright that Trump fired, Why because Dr Bright was concerned for the wellbeing of people in America, the drug was going to be sold to people that wouldn't have (regulated medical care assistance) in regards to selling this drug over the counter was a concern to Dr Bright, there was a concern that the drug can cause heart problems. They fired Bright for stating his concerns and showing signs of caring for the good and the welfare of the American people. Now that's a big concern to the American people... I'm not American, but I watch out for what TRUMP is doing because my prime minister Boris Johnson's head is right up Trumps arsehole, so I need to be vigilante and 30 steps ahead 👀
Stephen's getting as sick and tired of this mess of this administration as we all are. Just plain disgust. Even he can't find a funny spin to it. Nor can Seth. Still love them both, but they look as tired and disgusted as I feel. Relatable. At least they have great families (Hi Evie! and kids) to keep them afloat. Me, I have my 2 dachshund mixes. (Don't laugh, I'm older.)
More like Colbert ISN'T funny because he's got TDS. He knows that Biden has one foot in the grave and the other in the loony-bin, and just named a VP worse than Sarah Palin.
Good. If as he states, he as the President has the absolute power to terminate anyone, if he is taking this unproven drug, maybe he will terminate himself?
As much as I want trump gone, i doesnt die from taking it if he is taking it, he deserves to rot in prison. Death would mean going unpunished for all the destruction hes wrought
As every moment passes there are less and less people willing to let Donald Trump drink from their canteen. He was not fit to be nominated for the Presidency the first time. It astounds me that American voters are so easily misled to believe that he is performing a valuable service worthy of renewal.
"Never underestimate stupid". That is the American motto since 2016*, and it's hard to say if that will change any time soon. The fact that we are here in this situation has shown us how miserably our education system has failed this country and how important it is to have well educated, informed, intelligent, observant, studious, and respectful people in charge of a country actually is. People who are unqualified need to step down gracefully, or be removed by force when they are proven to be ill-equipped to carry out their duties, ESPECIALLY! when they are elected officials. You are employed by the people, and serve at the will of the people. If the majority (with none of that electoral BS) of the people say you are unfit, you should be removed immediately.
An excess of 3 million voters indicate that most Americans did not want him, but the electoral college. The system needs to be abolished. It is now a tool of corruption, along with gerrymandering.
"Super dooper missile?" - he said that right? A man in charge actually said that. And no-one in the room thought to die laughing? Maybe someone should get him a super dooper pooper scooper
You couldn't get an 8 year old to say "super dooper missile" without laughing, yet our "president" says it without a hint of irony. He truly has the mind of a toddler.
Of course, he's lying about taking hydroxychloroquine, but I'd like to know what his reason is for "taking" it, if he's not even positive for COVID-19, in the first place? Besides trying to boost his stock, I mean.
I don't believe that he's taking it, either. He should have to submit to a blood sample in front of the American people. The results would be fudged in some laboratory, though, so what's the point?
There’s no way he’s taking it-he just wants everyone else to take it. He does own shares in the company after all and what’s more important than trumps bottom line?
@@Harley08 .... which is actually stupid (if his supporters take it, then die). But Trump can *only* think about the short-term. And remember: his presidential runs have been to sell books; he would rather be somewhere else. His personality: circus ringleader --> he likes the drama, but doesn't do anything. Edit: OMG.. I have "The Element Encyclopedia of Birthdays" by Theresa Cheung June 14 (Trump's BD) The birthday of the supervisor. Power thought: "Today I will be kind to everyone I meet." At your best: persistent, authoritative, courageous On the dark side: bossy, confrontational, abrupt Luck maker: Treat everyone with respect: treat important people as if they are important and treat less important people as if they were important too. You never know who might hold the key tobyour good fortune one day. Your greatest challenge: resisting the urge to take charge. Destiny: to lead, motivate and inspire others. The life path of people born on this day is to learn that their opinion is just an opinion and that others have valuable contributions to make as well. Once this birthday has learned to take the views and feelings of others into consideration, their destiny is to do what they do best: lead, motivate and inspire others.
I live in France, but been bingeing on your monologues recently as I love how you portray Trump etc. So funny and, it would appear "pointu". Love it, keep on keeping on Stephen!
"I'm happen to have it". And then "I'm taking it", then "I'm taking it several weeks ago", then "it has been a week and a half". Can not believe this guy.
Yeah I doubt that Trumps private physician, who's sole purpose is to keep the president alive would give him a potentially deadly drug. It's almost more rediculous if he isn't taking it and lying about it, knowing that many people may die following his lead.
@@tonia4934 - No, he has a tiny bit of money invested in a mutual fund that includes a company that makes the brand name version of the drug (the drug has been around for 65 years so several companies make the drug). Not really a financial stake in the drug. No, this is all about his ego and his obsession with being right no matter what. I doubt he's taking it unless it is actually for one of the other conditions it is commonly prescribed for, which is possible, rheumatic disorders being one of them. We probably wouldn't know until after he is out of office.
It says alot about him when you watch him and his posture and had gestures. He comes across a lot like a salesman, which is actually what he is. When can we get someone in office who will do what needs to be done, rather than what the party wants?
No, until we take this version of the party out and stomp it until the pus of its' infected organs comes out of its' eyes, and we sanitize the entire city of Washington DC with fire, ice, and airborne bleach is there a f*cking CHANCE to save this country. And that's unlikely to happen.
Trump supporters vs the TDS goblins. Both sides are in the basket of deplorable. That's what you get when Donald Clinton is occupying the white house. If you step out of the echo chamber you would realize a lot of doctors around the world are prescribing hydroxychloroquine, it's cheep and effective. You realize the vaccine could have major side effects and end up killing more people than the virus. There's a good chance the vaccine will have cancer causing agents, also weaken the immune system and cause infertility. President of the WHO isn't a real doctor but his title is Dr. Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus. Bill gates isn't a doctor and wants to vaccinate the world. Would you take your sick child to the Apple store for medical attention.
I’ll bet a thousand dollars Trump’s doctor has been giving him paracetamol or some kind of placebo and tell him it’s chloroquine. “Super duper missile” WHAT????!
@@SovereignStatesman sure if you think that possible organ failure and blindness as treatment, also calling malaria as "covid type virus" is like saying hamburger as non gluten vegetables.
drew pedersen , And the 24 hour tweets after he’s watched all of his favorite news programs! Too bad Fox News betrayed him again today by saying please do not take this drug because it will kill you! Wait for the tweets from the dumb ass
Absolutely appreciate the intelligence, veracity and humor with which you give us our evening briefing! Unless there are security concerns, which are certainly understandable, can we please see your kids once in a while...you have such lovely and heartwarming interactions with your family! Thank you again for your courage to tell the truth, and making it so palatable!
Rafael Gonzalez doesn’t Pence have the Coronavirus? Wouldn’t it be poetic justice if one died from the virus and one from a unproven treatment for the virus while their administration trotted that it was a mild flu and media/democratic hoax? Don’t want them to die, we don’t need those conspiracy theory hillbillies getting all up in arms and trying to claim it was assassination. But still, it would be like watching a cheap builder try to claim they build the best bridges and it’s perfectly safe by crossing their shitty bridge and having the whole thing come down because they used so many shortcuts to pocket the extra cash
@@Nevertoleave OMG that would be too ironic if 1 died and the other died because of taking an unproven treatment. Maybe I should send the White House a UV light for "internal cleansing"
Sad thing is, if Trump just dies we're not much better off. A person he's chosen will replace him and a LOT of stuff that's on its way out to the public eye and many changes for good aren't gonna happen. The only good thing about Trump is that a lot of info is getting out due to his, and everyone around him, complete lack of competence and basic thinking.
Whenever trump says 'I didn't hear it' or 'I never heard of him' ....... he's, of course, lying. The truth is, he's stalking Obama and brakes at least one TV everytime he watches The Late Show With Steven Colbert.
Trump has been right on one thing..this whole thing (meaning the coronavirus) will "magically" go away by September. Right before the November 3rd election that will put him in place for re-election because he promised the American people it would and he saved them. They will remember this as uneducated as they may be ( Trump relies on poorly educated people) All the more reason to believe Trump manufactured/fabricated this crisis to to wreak havoc in this country . VOTE this, and I wont use the word man out of this office before he does any further damage to our country. Google will probably censor and remove this contrary of my 1st amendment rights
Trump said many things, like the pandemic is a hoax by the Democrats, that the virus is like an ordinary flu, that you could cure it with bleach or/and light, that it'll disappear by April, that it'll disappear by Summer because of the heat, and on and on.
When lil donnie kept insisting 'We' have no ego (and nothing says humility like using the Royal 'We', lol), Faucci must have been glad for that grin-hiding mask.
+Angry Bushnell ~ For some reason this didn't get much publicity at the time, but a few months ago DT approached a German company researching a vaccine, and tried to make an EXCLUSIVE deal so only US could get it. Once word got out, the CEO was replaced and DT got told to beat it. So yeah, "no ego." Can you imagine, he expected a company to sell the rights to the vaccine and not offer it to its own country! He's such a corrupt bastard, probably doesn't even see how this might have been a problem. (As for "only US" getting it, I doubt he had plans to distribute it freely, he was probably dreaming of making big $$ off it.)
@@spammyhell6566 I was well aware of it. So typically Drumpf mindset. Get exclusivity. Use it for leverage, as he has tried to do with PPE over the Governors, punishing those who retain their sanity and independence. Can't fire them, or for certain would have.
Trump: "Yup, I'm taking it. I happen to be taking it. I'm currently taking a concoction of many different elixirs. I'm taking hydroxychloroquine, bleach, adderall, Lysol, a little bit of turpentine, and strychnine. However unfortunately, some very minor side effects of these miracle elixirs may include hallucinations, permanent blindness, night terrors, organ failures, complete memory loss, elephantiasis, and a relatively mild death.".
I wonder if WH Doctors are just giving him Flintstone Chewables and telling him it is Hydroxychloriquine
😂😂😂
Can't just ONE of said doctors give him a cyanide breath mint already?!?
# Rob Wessels..yes, maybe the buffoon is taking Flintstone Chewables 😂
Lmfao
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Imagine a Space Force General will be calling for the launching of the ‘Super Duper Missile’... sounds like something in a Mel Brooks movie.
Yes, except Mel is funny.
Yes while going ludicrous speed
Space Balls!
The already have Steve Carell playing a General, check this out. www.imdb.com/title/tt9612516/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1
But sir we never launched the Super Dupper missile before. What the matter mister president CHICKEN
I swear, if the president says "at a level that nobody's ever seen before" another time, I'm going to scream.
You might as well start right now.The next time he's on video he's going to say it about something!
jayoungr how about flipping my biscuit...works for me...🇨🇦🇨🇦
I can hear you way over here, child
Well, he's President Hyperbole - though I'm pretty sure he doesn't know what that word means.
Somehow I love this 'home version' of The Late Show. I can't give an analysis right away, but I love the atmosphere. Stephen seems to be relaxed in a way I have never imagined him to be(In a positive way of course). I hope we get this version of the Show (if it's alright with Stephen and his family and the staff and the crew members and the executive.) even after the Covid-19 crisis settles. (Thank you Stephen)
When Trump says a blatant lie, he repeats himself and emphasizes the lie with hand gestures.
The accordion is his go-to. Occasionally, crossed arms if he's in that I'm-a-petulant-child mood.
I once saw a video when he was clutching a podium with both hands, and his arms kept flapping while holding on, unable to stop moving when he was talking even if he'd prefer them to just stay still. It's actually a tic I suspect.
Claudia Stokes Accordian hands is his tell.
You could play "Stop in the name of Love" to his hand gestures 🖐👉👌👍
Whenever I see that thing. Trump, I have a hand gesture myself. It is the middle finger.
He isn’t taking it. Another lie. He just wants to make a wrong to be right.
Agree!
His family or donors have shares in the company
It’s any over the counter medication in most counties. It’s not even patentable jackasses. There are more side effects notice from taking an aspirin. The virus we need to worry about is one that has infected your front lobe that would make you even the slightest bit capable of use critical judgement to foam a thought. Simply put chloroquine works. Cost pennies and even works on the typical flu but get your information from the dying night show to be informed 🤣
quent crow It actually is a patentable medication in the US and studies hear show far more troubling side effects than asprin. What country do you live in where it is OTC? Do you have a link to the study on HC and the flu, I hadn't heard that it was used as a treatment before.
@@qtcrowe what about hydroxochloroquine though...
He is totally crapping. He just had to say something about hydro and came up with "I am taking it myself".
There *was* an unusual-for-him hesitation when he first said it.
If Trump wants to keep taking that stuff, he certainly has my blessing.
Fingers crossed 🤞 we can only hope 😁
I can't believe someone hasn't bumped him off by now! But there again, the devil does look after his own! I think here in Australia we have a narcissistic sociopath for Prime Minister! 🤬
@@barry4134 he is lying! He is a pathological liar.
don't believe that he is taking it. he's still trying to promote this med for his profits.
Hey, Donald, I’ve heard some great stories about arsenic. And by the way, if you get some nasty side effects, it means you aren’t taking enough. That’s what a lot of people are saying.
Gary Cooper Supposedly, Trump’s hero used a Luger to cure HIS virus. Maybe a P38?
Lol!!
Cyanide is shown to be useful too. Inject it with a dirty needle and you'll be fine.
Colin Cleveland try mercury
So very wrong.
Funny, but wrong.
The super duper missle...the president literally said that.
He such a dumb guy
I’ve got a whole case of this stuff I’d gladly pass on to the Pres
Shows the world the level of his ignorance likewise intelligence.... This President is an embarrassment to the USA and the world.... Trump is a total blumbering jackass seriously!
Using the language of an 8 year old is exactly why he appeals to his ignorant base.
Trump's favorite adjectives, all in one sentence:
_"For you, I have this beautiful, super-duper, incredible ... snow globe."_
ua-cam.com/video/yr-PQs9fWd0/v-deo.html
Omg this line cracked me up: “ C cup mask for a D cup face” referring to Pompeo
Yessss
😂 I know right!
Someone needs to look into this PompeoGate , you know what he did
Shaz K DO A DUMMY ~ SAY ANYTHING ~ PUPPET 😵
He is a big boob.
“This joke fixed everything” and Stephen’s celebratory “in your face!” dance made my night; had to rewind several times.
Haha me toooo
"I have the absolute right..."
Wow. That statement should scare people.
sistakia33 , well when he said he had total authority! That should’ve scared the shit out of everyone to begin with and now he says he The absolute right to fire somebody without an investigation. Why because one of his butt buddies is in trouble for passing through all of that warfare that they would take and use against us! He’s such an a stupid idiot and he doesn’t even care that this is going to start a nuclear war here soon. Well guess what colorado’s NORAD is not safe anymore!Maybe he’ll hide in Russia!
what should scare people is how h-c-q actually works, yet it isnt being given to the nation....hmmm..why is that not being covered
It worked for people in Costa Rica, but i forgot, theyre a different species right? wont work here because we're American?
qcostarica.com/hydroxychloroquine-the-drug-costa-rica-uses-successfully-to-fight-covid-19/
do some research people
It sure frightens me.!
Mr. President, this is No Game.... Please Resign.
I guess if the President has the absolute right to do what he wants, surely that would make Obama immune from prosecution for "Obamagate", wouldn't it?
When it's time to vote never heard of trump never knew him
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No. It's time to chant Lock! Him! Up!
I sure wish we had never heard of him.
Maga 2020
@@cantstopfishing3717 oh magoo, there you go running into walls again.
"I have the absolute right to terminate anyone."
"I fired him because Mike told me to."
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Mike did you say that?The man in white house disrespect women.His smart ass answers make me laugh.
Saying that he did it because Pompeo asked him to is admitting it was done as retaliation, which is illegal.
@@victoriabaker4400 exactly, and he's too much of an imbicle to realize. I assure you 99.9% of his "presidency" is people telling him what to say and do in one ear, while gassing him up and telling him "you have ABSOLUTE POWER! You can do ANYTHING" in the other ear.
Mr Trump says Mike told me to.He thinks people are stupid.Mr.trump go golf or something.Give people a break.I worked for government 38 yrs..He don't know the people or met them.He is so confuse.
@@rosetrice6369 - Which Government if I might ask?
How has this guy survived 73 years is beyond me.
Berk Sarioz Your right. If he was on my crew I would super duper him down the road, call my competitors and warn them of this fuck stick
A: Money.
Imagine having a bad child that constantly destroyed things, but every time the child destroyed something the child distracted you from it by destroying something bigger.
@@tiandao8503 don't ask ,wait , I am afraid .
Sadly, we are not imagining it.
DGW 404
You've just summed up the last 3 years & 4 months since Trump's inauguration.
Apt
Tian Dao , He will start a war with China!but guess what the Saudi’s already have enough weapons in the technology that they needed to advance their own military against us! All trump* wanted was cash for these weapons!You know the cash he put in an offshore account that can’t be traced because it’s getting so deep! Because Trump is the deep state
A “Super-Duper missile” & a Star Trek flag... Didn’t think I could get more embarrassed.
Don't worry if your lumbered with him for another 4 years I'm sure he won't give up embarrassing your country, he can do it loads more. I can sympathise we have Boris Johnson for the next 5 years as Prime Minister. Gawd help both our countries.
Wait for it, wait for it...
Trump supporters vs the TDS goblins. Both sides are in the basket of deplorable.
That's what you get when Donald Clinton is occupying the white house. If you step out of the echo chamber you would realize a lot of doctors around the world are prescribing hydroxychloroquine, it's cheep and effective. You realize the vaccine could have major side effects and end up killing more people than the virus. There's a good chance the vaccine will have cancer causing agents, also weaken the immune system and cause infertility. President of the WHO isn't a real doctor but his title is Dr. Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus. Bill gates isn't a doctor and wants to vaccinate the world. Would you take your sick child to the Apple store for medical attention.
Trump - the best of the best in space force are going to be called mandalorians.
@@manuelm4693 Joe Biden quotes, My name is Joe give me a look, you know the thing ! Truth over facts ! My name is Joe i think, i don't know what state i'm in let alone what day it is. Vote for me i think i'm running for something. Sit down fat you should vote for Trump. Can I sniff you call you a dog-faced pony soldier? Hilarious !
"You're just talking about...what did you say, washing dishes?"
"Saudi arms deals, sir."
Who else heard this and immediately thought of Mr. Burns and Smithers? Cause that LITERALLY sounds like a line from The Simpsons.
It sounds like a good plan: fire someone who you know nothing about because some dunce suggested it.
Julia Set And this is called leadership?
This MF'er just said "Super Duper Missle"..
🤦♀️
Super duper trumptards
Yup!! Fucken crazy guy and the government!!😈😈🔥🔥
I half saw the flag blurb video. I was literally falling asleep. I thought "Super Duper" might've come from some off color commentator. Until the next day and saw another video. Goddamnit. 💀
I've heard Russia has the Super Dee Duper Missile...
"Super duper?" We are being led by an 8 yr old!
"Here's my evidence, I'm getting lots of positive calls about it." How is this guy still alive?
He is on the side of morrons who would kill their president.
ZN - Syphilis hasn't killed him yet. Neither has all that shaved glass his first wife use to sprinkle on his ice cream.
Thank you, ZN. You made me crack up out loud :)
He is the luckiest guy alive.
ZN: (sigh...) Just our tremendously bad luck, friend. Puts me in mind of an absolutely horrific night 'round about the beginning of November back in 2016 when all of us Americans with at least the most minute scintilla of native intelligence...well, all of us collectively felt an unbearable pain somewhat akin to what a creepypasta heroine or hero might feel if a set of razor-sharp, platinum chattering teeth began working its evil way up the length of her/his spinal column, spitting shards of bone everywhere! Sounds pretty unpleasant, eh? But - ha, ha (ugh!) - it was merely "we, the people" (except for the trashy, ignorant ones) learning the news (oh, if only THAT NEWS had been FAKE!) that the White House was going to be occupied by the most repellant counterfeit of a human being, known in some circles as "the donald," in others as "that scum-sucking, so-called 'real estate typhoon,'" and in still others as "Mr. Molester," or "Ivanka's daddy, who is also her morbidly obese boyfriend after 4 p.m., E.T." (Oh, the pain...) Me, I just call him "that two-toned pathological liar"...NOW. But I'd rathet call him prisoner #1276H94, life-time occupant of Riker's Island's otherwise butchest 4-con cell. It's HIS turn for a nightmare, now. (phew...excuse the rant...) kris k.
"I have the absolute RIGHT, as President, to terminate."
So, let me see if I've got this right: Abusers of power are granted authority to dismiss those charged with investigating abuse of power?
Yeah, sounds about right 🙄
Well, i mean there's no reason to just dip your toe in the ocean, why not go for a dive.. Seems to be his strategy at least. The tax thing is finally catching up to him as well, hopefully at least. Though i have a feeling we might have a resurgence of the "Teflon Don" moniker..
Trump supporters vs the TDS goblins. Both sides are in the basket of deplorable.
That's what you get when Donald Clinton is occupying the white house.
A Chris Rock gag punchline fits well. “ You can steer a car with your feet, that don’t make it a fucking good idea “.
Who else can fire someone they never heard of. And then give a reason why they deserved it. Checks and Balances ???
*Constitution= Republican toilet paper*
Trump has the authority to fire non elected officials if he thinks they are over stepping authority. Clinton did it. So did Obama. Obama hold over tells it all. Obama Gate is PUBLIC knowledge now. Judge Sullivan and other Obama appointed judges are crooked as hell.
"turned it up to eleven and swallowed the knob" - this joke rocked!
We've got a 70+ year old president who uses terms like "super-duper missile."
Brian Straight And Space Force! Sounds like a Saturday morning cartoon for 4 year olds.
Trump supporters vs the TDS goblins. Both sides are in the basket of deplorable.
That's what you get when Donald Clinton is occupying the white house.
Bubbles
I You Mama Dogface To The Banana Patch?
@@bubbles3161 the world must be a mystery to you
Trump's favorite adjectives, all in one sentence:
_"For you, I have this beautiful, super-duper, incredible ... snow globe."_
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"...Secretary of State, and man with a C-cup mask for a D-cup face, Mike Pompeo." Hah! 😂👏
S Rowe 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Walk trumpeys dog" 😄🤣
Our “leader” is a toddler. Actually, that’s an insult to toddlers.
It's no use calling him a toddler, use a more appropriate phrase. Perhaps "narcissistic sociopath".
He’s criminal
Huh. This reminds me about that story a while back where a political debate was accidentally mis-subbed with the dialogue from some show about toddlers instead of the actual debate.
If Trump is a toddler, what does that make someone like Kimmel? Who intentionally cuts and splices videos together and looks us all in the face and basically lies to us about it? As much as I'm interested in the justification for the firing of the IG I don't necessarily see it being for the reasons that Colbert, who is hardly impartial, thinks it its. What makes his opinion any better than ours? besides, its being reported that then president obama didn't even have an Inspector general, much less nominate one. If this is true, then why are people making such a fuss over trump firing anyone?
Dear Stephen....PLEASE....don't ever, ever ever, ever ever....stop the Slams!
Grossly incompetent, Trump- has to be talking about himself.
You assume he has Self Awareness. He has none. Sad.
He's always talking about himself.
Ronald Lancour - could not have agreed with you more and the old adage point a finger at someone else and see what direction the other four are pointing is even more magnifying in the orange orangutan case!!!
But yet he's a millionaire President and you're a NOBODY. G0 FIGURE
Grossly incompetent Colbert too! 🤯🤦♂️😭
FACT CHECK: Trump knows more about the scientific benefit and safety of Hydroxychloroquine (HCQ) than late night comedian Stephen Colbert! 🤣🤦♂️
DANGER: 🛑 This political disinformation Stephen Colbert and MSM is spreading can lead to more people dying 💀 from COVID19 🦠 !! It is also leading to more bad science 🧫 🔬 as the new NIH trials for HCQ testing are dangerously flawed / designed to fail!! “HCQ + Zinc” has been one of the best tools to early prevention of SARS-CoV-2 virus 🦠 and COVID19 disease within the body!
How Hydroxychloroquine works against COVID19 - enables Zinc to enter the cell membrane and prevent virus replication/load/spread in vitro (glass) and likely in vivo (body) as well:
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How does history remember America’s famous president?
Washington: The American Revolution
Lincoln: The Civil War
Trump: grossly incompetent
What about Space Force? His ass is so big!
Trump the rear boss
Trump: Orange clown Trumpster fire.
Yep.
Want to sleep with daughter.
Trump: "I'm no president... I just play a lousy one on TV".
😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
😆😂
I'm sorta hoping the Dems get in at the end of the year did I know your country will be annihilated
Even that's a stretch.
"I have no idea what's going on..." Most honest words Trumpanzee ever said.
JZ's Best Friend ,Hey don’t forget I don’t know that guy! I never talk to the guy !but he he had to be fired anyways because he’s never been a Trumper! He was a holdover from Obama! So that’s good enough for me to fire him he was in in Obama Administration! Hey William bar said to fire him so he had to fire him! Why did he fire him because there’s an investigation in many investigations into William bar! When Trump is kicked out of office everybody and that is ministration should have their passports rescinded so they cannot flee to another country! Why because they need to serve their time here in the United States for the crimes that they’ve committed! I think that would be the first executive order when we get a new president!
As each new day dawns, Trump just continues to prove how much of a mentally challenged and disorientated child he is.
If it wasn't so serious, it would be hilarious.
It stopped being hilarious the moment we realized that this manchild is our president.
simonjmarlan it IS hilarious! I get in some good belly laughs watching him and listening to him.
I'm Canadian and if i had an advice to our dear American friends , i would tell them: get rid of this man. The whole world is laughing at you.
I've heard from some good people that you should increase your dosage....
Very fine people. Super duper people in fact.
"THE ONLY PERSON TRUMP EVER HIERD WHO WAS ACTUALLY QUALIFIED TO DO THEIR JOB WAS STORMY DANIELS."
And it took him forever to pay her.
Priceless :-)
I heard she sucked at it... she also took the job laying down.
Nader Bijarchi lmfao
Nader Bijarchi HAHAHAHA to funny ✌️Good one Nader
Hey! I DIDN'T have a headache, I took Tylenol, and sure enough, no headache. Its a miracle! 😳
"swallow the knob" means somethign different in British English.
spukhafte Fernwirkung lol i hear ya...🇨🇦🇨🇦
Yeah!, but whatever knob to swallow and choke on is just fine. 😀
What what what!? A Tolkien fanatic such as Stephen would never know British slang!
Yep, but that's exactly what Trump can do. Boris Johnson can too.
Also, he must have money invested in the drug he’s pushing.
You called it. And didn't his administration secure like 50 million doses of that from India back in April?
He does haha. He is invested in the company that makes hydroxychloroquine (or however you spell it haha)
@@Cryogenik_1 yup your right he did, and the dosage or the brand was a concern for one of the top world scientists, Dr Bright that Trump fired,
Why because Dr Bright was concerned for the wellbeing of people in America, the drug was going to be sold to people that wouldn't have (regulated medical care assistance) in regards to selling this drug over the counter was a concern to Dr Bright, there was a concern that the drug can cause heart problems.
They fired Bright for stating his concerns and showing signs of caring for the good and the welfare of the American people.
Now that's a big concern to the American people...
I'm not American, but I watch out for what TRUMP is doing because my prime minister Boris Johnson's head is right up Trumps arsehole, so I need to be vigilante and 30 steps ahead 👀
@@ComradeCoy Are we supposed to believe that Trump wouldn't murder thousands of his own supporters for $1,500?
@@eunice8116 amen man
Stephen's getting as sick and tired of this mess of this administration as we all are. Just plain disgust. Even he can't find a funny spin to it. Nor can Seth. Still love them both, but they look as tired and disgusted as I feel. Relatable. At least they have great families (Hi Evie! and kids) to keep them afloat. Me, I have my 2 dachshund mixes. (Don't laugh, I'm older.)
still wishing you were twelve or come from a large family ?
Dog's are, in the main, vastly more intelligent and loyal than humans. Hug your dogs and stay safe x
It’s only four more years. You can handle it.
Trump 2020, he’s a winner.
More like Colbert ISN'T funny because he's got TDS.
He knows that Biden has one foot in the grave and the other in the loony-bin, and just named a VP worse than Sarah Palin.
Good. If as he states, he as the President has the absolute power to terminate anyone, if he is taking this unproven drug, maybe he will terminate himself?
Here's hoping 🤞
LiLo Wilde one can only hope...that HE will “go away”. I think that drug he’s taking is showing results...very strange results. Oh, dear....
Oh honey do not tease... 😂😂😂😂
As much as I want trump gone, i doesnt die from taking it if he is taking it, he deserves to rot in prison. Death would mean going unpunished for all the destruction hes wrought
He lies, he does that if you haven’t noticed.
As every moment passes there are less and less people willing to let Donald Trump drink from their canteen. He was not fit to be nominated for the Presidency the first time. It astounds me that American voters are so easily misled to believe that he is performing a valuable service worthy of renewal.
"Never underestimate stupid". That is the American motto since 2016*, and it's hard to say if that will change any time soon. The fact that we are here in this situation has shown us how miserably our education system has failed this country and how important it is to have well educated, informed, intelligent, observant, studious, and respectful people in charge of a country actually is.
People who are unqualified need to step down gracefully, or be removed by force when they are proven to be ill-equipped to carry out their duties, ESPECIALLY! when they are elected officials. You are employed by the people, and serve at the will of the people. If the majority (with none of that electoral BS) of the people say you are unfit, you should be removed immediately.
It's your brilliant fox news watching lunatic fringe, that believe your moron president .
It’s a combination of desperation and “magical thinking”. Repeat: “I wanna believe. I wanna believe. I wanna believe......”.
An excess of 3 million voters indicate that most Americans did not want him, but the electoral college. The system needs to be abolished. It is now a tool of corruption, along with gerrymandering.
"Super dooper missile?" - he said that right? A man in charge actually said that. And no-one in the room thought to die laughing? Maybe someone should get him a super dooper pooper scooper
You couldn't get an 8 year old to say "super dooper missile" without laughing, yet our "president" says it without a hint of irony. He truly has the mind of a toddler.
Of course, he's lying about taking hydroxychloroquine, but I'd like to know what his reason is for "taking" it, if he's not even positive for COVID-19, in the first place? Besides trying to boost his stock, I mean.
I don't believe that he's taking it, either. He should have to submit to a blood sample in front of the American people. The results would be fudged in some laboratory, though, so what's the point?
He said that this is an anti-malaria drug that he's "heard" can fend off variations of the corona virus.....so sayeth Donald Trump!
I can't agree more with you 😻
@@nu-punkrants1551 and will gonna be so happy
Hydroxychloroquin is a hard med. Maybe hard enough to wash his brain
he's lying, of course, he's not taking it. has a perfect excuse for lying..it suited him
"At least remove the Tribble from your head!"😂
There’s no way he’s taking it-he just wants everyone else to take it. He does own shares in the company after all and what’s more important than trumps bottom line?
That hand networking with his fellow stockholders. All about greed.
Trump said, you can tell them anything and they’ll believe it. Maybe he wants his supporters to take it.
@@Harley08 .... which is actually stupid (if his supporters take it, then die). But Trump can *only* think about the short-term. And remember: his presidential runs have been to sell books; he would rather be somewhere else. His personality: circus ringleader --> he likes the drama, but doesn't do anything.
Edit: OMG..
I have "The Element Encyclopedia of Birthdays" by Theresa Cheung
June 14 (Trump's BD)
The birthday of the supervisor.
Power thought:
"Today I will be kind to everyone I meet."
At your best: persistent, authoritative, courageous
On the dark side: bossy, confrontational, abrupt
Luck maker:
Treat everyone with respect: treat important people as if they are important and treat less important people as if they were important too. You never know who might hold the key tobyour good fortune one day.
Your greatest challenge: resisting the urge to take charge.
Destiny: to lead, motivate and inspire others.
The life path of people born on this day is to learn that their opinion is just an opinion and that others have valuable contributions to make as well. Once this birthday has learned to take the views and feelings of others into consideration, their destiny is to do what they do best: lead, motivate and inspire others.
He’s twisted!
He has about $1500 invested so yea hed make a cpl hundred bucks at most....
“...man with a C-cup mask for a D-cup face, Mike Pompeo...” another gem from the Colbert collection, thank you!
Just hilarious hahahaha
I live in France, but been bingeing on your monologues recently as I love how you portray Trump etc. So funny and, it would appear "pointu". Love it, keep on keeping on Stephen!
"I'm happen to have it". And then "I'm taking it", then "I'm taking it several weeks ago", then "it has been a week and a half". Can not believe this guy.
You're just working this out?
I don’t believe he’s actually taking a unproven drug.He lies as easily as he breaths.He must have some kind of financial investment in this...
Valerie Angell he does. He has stocks in the company.
Yeah I doubt that Trumps private physician, who's sole purpose is to keep the president alive would give him a potentially deadly drug. It's almost more rediculous if he isn't taking it and lying about it, knowing that many people may die following his lead.
@@johnsands9108 Just like calls to poison control jumped to 45,000 after he suggested injecting Lysol.
@@tonia4934 - No, he has a tiny bit of money invested in a mutual fund that includes a company that makes the brand name version of the drug (the drug has been around for 65 years so several companies make the drug). Not really a financial stake in the drug. No, this is all about his ego and his obsession with being right no matter what. I doubt he's taking it unless it is actually for one of the other conditions it is commonly prescribed for, which is possible, rheumatic disorders being one of them. We probably wouldn't know until after he is out of office.
@Gonzo Kaporal when has something being illegal ever stopped him?
He's not taking hydroxychloroquine. He's got stock invested in the company that makes it, and wants his base to take it.
Welp. I'll let Drowning Pool take it from here.
So who are we to stop the masses, let them! 🙈🙉🙊👺👺👺
I was thinking the exact same thing, he is stupid, but not quite that stupid. That is evil that he would want people to die in order to make a buck.
God I heard this before. Fact checked. BBC news is willing to do it. I'm thinking late night with Steven Colbert asks and we get answers.
It says alot about him when you watch him and his posture and had gestures. He comes across a lot like a salesman, which is actually what he is. When can we get someone in office who will do what needs to be done, rather than what the party wants?
Hopefully, in 168 days!
No, until we take this version of the party out and stomp it until the pus of its' infected organs comes out of its' eyes, and we sanitize the entire city of Washington DC with fire, ice, and airborne bleach is there a f*cking CHANCE to save this country. And that's unlikely to happen.
@Julian Dang I think a snake oil salesman hits even closer to home.
@Julian Dang Don't forget to add hydroxychloroquine drug pusher to his resumé!
I can still hear the audience laughing
He's lying, he's only saying this because he has a stake in that medicine.
If he says he's taking it then his followers will also follow suit.
@@Noises ...like I've said before, instead of his supporters drinking koolaid they can take hydroxychloroquine and inject themselves with bleach
No, no, no, when he was talking about the plague he was offered a 'bud lite'. He said, no thank you, but it seems like a tremendous idea. 😂
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PENTAGON:
"OK, who told *Mango brain* about the 'SUPER DUPER' missile project?"
Trump supporters vs the TDS goblins. Both sides are in the basket of deplorable.
That's what you get when Donald Clinton is occupying the white house. If you step out of the echo chamber you would realize a lot of doctors around the world are prescribing hydroxychloroquine, it's cheep and effective. You realize the vaccine could have major side effects and end up killing more people than the virus. There's a good chance the vaccine will have cancer causing agents, also weaken the immune system and cause infertility. President of the WHO isn't a real doctor but his title is Dr. Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus. Bill gates isn't a doctor and wants to vaccinate the world. Would you take your sick child to the Apple store for medical attention.
*WOW* . Donald Trump 👆👆👆 DOES watch this show.
Does this mean the missile goes warp speed fast or ludicrous speed. 😅
One by Land, Two if by Sea Run if by Air LOL, Mango brain is a new one, haha, I like it😂
@@bessmahaneypilates8638
Orange: not just for the outside anymore.
"Never even heard of him..."
"We call it 'The problem that came in.'"
"Funny that's what we call you"
(Burn with victory dance)
THIS JOKE FIXED EVERYTHING!
😂😂
That's where I lost it!!! Too damn funny!!
If I had been drinking when he said that joke I would have choked from laughter!
He's not taking Hydroxychloroquine! You know he's not, because he said he was.
It’s the only big word he knows so we know his money is tied to that pharma co.
perhaps the only thing he been honest about in 3 odd yrs--he has dough in it!with the adderall a winner!!!!!!!
for usa!!!!!
Someone should ask him if he's on Adderall as well. If he says no, proves my point.
I’ll bet a thousand dollars Trump’s doctor has been giving him paracetamol or some kind of placebo and tell him it’s chloroquine.
“Super duper missile” WHAT????!
Doc should give him strong doses and see what happens.
You'd lose. HCQ is ROUTINELY used around the world as a preventative for Covid-type viruses such as malaria, and is a proven treatment for Covid-19.
yep i thought M&M
@@SovereignStatesman Widely used where exactly? Proven according to which studies?
@@SovereignStatesman sure if you think that possible organ failure and blindness as treatment, also calling malaria as "covid type virus" is like saying hamburger as non gluten vegetables.
"Are you ready"???... Unbellievable!!!
.
" *Fauci ?*
Never heard of him".
--Futuro Trump
One by Land, Two if by Sea Run if by Air : Obama ? Never heard of him, but I hear he’s a horrible person.
Trump: “I don’t know him. I’ve never heard of him.”
Reality: He always knows the people.
Reuben Minor Also, it’s his damn job to know.
Yep. He mostly says that when he is doing something criminal and trying to offload the blame.
90,000+ dead from covid. Trump: “Hey, Im taking drugs!”
So fing sad
drew pedersen , And the 24 hour tweets after he’s watched all of his favorite news programs! Too bad Fox News betrayed him again today by saying please do not take this drug because it will kill you! Wait for the tweets from the dumb ass
Absolutely appreciate the intelligence, veracity and humor with which you give us our evening briefing! Unless there are security concerns, which are certainly understandable, can we please see your kids once in a while...you have such lovely and heartwarming interactions with your family! Thank you again for your courage to tell the truth, and making it so palatable!
I'm not only the Hydroxychloroquine Club president. I'm also a client.
I'm dreaming, really hoping for the day in November when we can all say, "I don't know the man, never met him, never heard of him!"
So now that is music to my eyes.
Nice to dream but the reality is. Your libtard brain will implode and we can't wait to see it.
This show brightens up my day, Stephen is a highlight
4:38 wtf ? Mixes up arms deal with doing dishes.
Merlin “No, Mr. President, Russia didn’t find fake news on you, they have fat nudes of you.”
@@peterl.104 Oh god, the Russians have a bio-weapon!
Steven Colbert: "Mr. President ~long pause~ Don't take it"
Sheev Palpatine: *DO IT*
Fluid
Bidens trip to Ireland. Ring the bell 11 times. It’s beautiful.🥰✌🏽💐
The reality depicted in the movie Idiocracy is peanuts,
trump is turning our reality into a surreal, dystopian horror version of the same...
@Quadir Mayo Nah, I see Trump as the guy trying to fit a circular object into a square or whatever it was.
President Pelosi is really starting to sound like a possibility with these noobs...
our only chance is if pence is also taking it.
Rafael Gonzalez doesn’t Pence have the Coronavirus? Wouldn’t it be poetic justice if one died from the virus and one from a unproven treatment for the virus while their administration trotted that it was a mild flu and media/democratic hoax? Don’t want them to die, we don’t need those conspiracy theory hillbillies getting all up in arms and trying to claim it was assassination. But still, it would be like watching a cheap builder try to claim they build the best bridges and it’s perfectly safe by crossing their shitty bridge and having the whole thing come down because they used so many shortcuts to pocket the extra cash
@@Nevertoleave OMG that would be too ironic if 1 died and the other died because of taking an unproven treatment. Maybe I should send the White House a UV light for "internal cleansing"
Love the shapes you throw, Mr Colbert! 🕺🏻🕺🏻🕺🏻
" ...Remove the tribble from your head"...too funny.
Stephen forgot to wink after he said “Mr. President, don’t take it”.
Wait until some other country has a “Super Duper times Infinity Missile”!
I'm wondering if there's some reverse psychology going on there. We know he watches Stephen, and seethes every time.
Maybe I'm naive, but I felt that it was a real human moment of sincerity and care, not some sly snicker of reverse psychology.
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Sad thing is, if Trump just dies we're not much better off. A person he's chosen will replace him and a LOT of stuff that's on its way out to the public eye and many changes for good aren't gonna happen. The only good thing about Trump is that a lot of info is getting out due to his, and everyone around him, complete lack of competence and basic thinking.
If he were to step aside. .the U.S. would have it's First Mother!!
"We have, eh, _no ego_ when it comes to this."
🤯 Dammit, Trump, stop setting off my irony alarm!
I LOVE the word slams! I hope they continue. Lol.
Please promise me that in November I can start calling Trump "the problem that went away"
Whenever trump says 'I didn't hear it' or 'I never heard of him' ....... he's, of course, lying. The truth is, he's stalking Obama and brakes at least one TV everytime he watches The Late Show With Steven Colbert.
Trump has been right on one thing..this whole thing (meaning the coronavirus) will "magically" go away by September. Right before the November 3rd election that will put him in place for re-election because he promised the American people it would and he saved them. They will remember this as uneducated as they may be ( Trump relies on poorly educated people) All the more reason to believe Trump manufactured/fabricated this crisis to to wreak havoc in this country . VOTE this, and I wont use the word man out of this office before he does any further damage to our country. Google will probably censor and remove this contrary of my 1st amendment rights
Trump said many things, like the pandemic is a hoax by the Democrats, that the virus is like an ordinary flu, that you could cure it with bleach or/and light, that it'll disappear by April, that it'll disappear by Summer because of the heat, and on and on.
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU BRINGING THE. TRUTH TO LIGHT
I love how he talks about it like its a supplement or something lol. Everyday I say I can't believe this guy is our president
What was that line from Pontius Pilate - "I have the absolute right...to terminate" and I think he washed his hands but didn't wear a mask either!
To Neil Cavuto: don’t warn him! Shut up!
I'm sure the military was happy about him giving all their secrets up ON LIVE TV!
Oh, I doubt they're too worried. They pictured Putin's reaction to hearing about a "super-duper missile" and realized they had nothing to worry about.
Colbert: "Mike Pompeo... a man in a C cup mask with a D cup face."
Me: *shooting Pepsi straight outta my nose - like a super duper missile.
😂🤣😂🤣
“No tag-backs order to the Pentagon”. LOL
Obama; “a lot of them are not even pretending to be in charge...”
Trump; “How dare you, Ive been pretending to be in charge for years!”
That's a good one 😂😂🤣😂😂!!!
The Schmucks hand usage is like a third rate magician trying to distract you.
A great observation!
👐 🙌 👏 **bling**
Yup. He's the human accordion.
@@patriciaburgess4257 he also has a warped abacus. ☺
Well his supporters are pretty dumb. It does a lot to keep them from noticing the BS coming out of his mouth.
Omg the super duper missile, lol, I can't anymore. This is a daily comic show.
The little glimpses of Stephen with his family are DELIGHTFUL.
“Hurrah!”
You can tell he loves his wife so much. Cute.
“C-cup mask for a D-cup face!” 😂Still 😆 laugh 😂 ing !
Man you have your way to talk and is really good
I think I could easily be convinced that this is all a hallucination... 🙂🙃🙂
This is the worst trip ever. Does Narcan work on hallucinogens?
When lil donnie kept insisting 'We' have no ego (and nothing says humility like using the Royal 'We', lol), Faucci must have been glad for that grin-hiding mask.
I bet Fauci is loving the feck out of that mask right now! 😂
+Angry Bushnell ~ For some reason this didn't get much publicity at the time, but a few months ago DT approached a German company researching a vaccine, and tried to make an EXCLUSIVE deal so only US could get it. Once word got out, the CEO was replaced and DT got told to beat it. So yeah, "no ego." Can you imagine, he expected a company to sell the rights to the vaccine and not offer it to its own country! He's such a corrupt bastard, probably doesn't even see how this might have been a problem. (As for "only US" getting it, I doubt he had plans to distribute it freely, he was probably dreaming of making big $$ off it.)
@@spammyhell6566 I was well aware of it. So typically Drumpf mindset. Get exclusivity. Use it for leverage, as he has tried to do with PPE over the Governors, punishing those who retain their sanity and independence. Can't fire them, or for certain would have.
Imagine if Obama golfed during the pandemic.... oh republicans would be yelling on TV 24/7
It would be nice if the Dems had a backbone but they are paid to lose.
Lmbo!...We finally found Fox's Limit!....Fox Doesnt want to be Sued over that Drug!
That Statler and Waldorf joke 🔥
"C cup mask for his D cup face" ha!
Trump: "Yup, I'm taking it. I happen to be taking it. I'm currently taking a concoction of many different elixirs. I'm taking hydroxychloroquine, bleach, adderall, Lysol, a little bit of turpentine, and strychnine. However unfortunately, some very minor side effects of these miracle elixirs may include hallucinations, permanent blindness, night terrors, organ failures, complete memory loss, elephantiasis, and a relatively mild death.".
Just a little mild death, no big deal. I hear good stories about it, I've been taking it for weeks
Hunter S. Thompson: Make sure to take the Adrenochrome!
Al
Yes you're right. Mercury and a splash of hemlock. 😂
Can he have all those at once. Please say yes.
I hate that I could even hear the word "turpentine" in his voice in my head smh