AMERICAN Reacts to memes i stole from the british government
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"Cows drink milk"😂😂 dead💀 JT I love you 😂
Baby Cows do though don't they?
@@HalfdeadRider touche
@@HalfdeadRider They are called Calves. "Cow" specifically refer to adult female.
@@cjlister8508 If you want to be pedantic! I can call a baby Cow a Cow if I want to 😎
@@cjlister8508 It's Calves btw! 🤣🤣
Dont rush. If the tattooist cant fit you in until next year, then thats usually a sign that they are a good tattooist and worth the wait.
as a inked guy , the best have the longest lists . sign of quality , dont jump right in to who can do it first . my guy now has over a year list , ive had a few six hour tatts from him and worth it . its a thing for life not to appease a youtube audience . dont go walk in flash stuff . consult talk be comfey and get nice work customer and artist need to be same wave length and on same page dont rush it just cause of likes views or subs .
I got tattooed on the floor of a homeless shelter by a dude on drugs. People should listen to Ian. Ian is smart. I am dumb.
@@oliverperkins9475 weve all done silly things pal im no different . just got the experience
im inked too and also times not always gaurenteed also he has been figuring out what he wants for a while
18:08 definitely a rat. They make good pets, it's basically a hamster that lives a little longer.
Rats are gross straight facts
@@truemind9978 Then you've never had a house rat, we had two when I was a kid, and they were brilliant honestly. city rats give rats a bad name. straight facts.
@@truemind9978 not true, mind.
A lot of those videos were very American. Like: "bathroom pass". We have no such thing in the UK.
2:43 I never had that phase...
90% of my school played football.
5% played rugby.
The other 5% went to the library to read books, or the English block to play chess.
you had an english block?
@@nataliewallace Yes. We had...
1 - A massive main building which contained the rooms for:
Art,
Design Technology,
Information Technology,
Religious Education,
Geography,
History,
Spanish,
Biology,
Chemistry,
Physics etc, along with the
Assembly hall,
A library,
A large basketball gym, and
A swimming pool.
2 - A large sixth form block which contained the rooms for:
French,
Leisure and Tourism,
Business etc, along with
A common room with hi-fi, pool table, and table tennis table.
3 - A medium sized block for;
Maths, and
English.
4 - A canteen block which contained:
2 canteens, and a
Small vending machine room.
5 - Two full size grass football pitches.
6 - Two full size gravel football pitches.
7 - A half size concrete football pitch.
8 - A concrete basketball court.
9 - A cricket pitch.
10 - Plus we had independent tennis and squash courts next door which we could also use.
There's probably some things that I've forgotten. My school would swap sixth formers with another large school down the road for certain lessons, none of which I did.
However in 2014 they merged entirely to become the biggest catholic school in the UK, yet now has way fewer catholics than when I was at school 20 years ago, so now have double the facilities that I've already listed.
They've also done some improvements by building a super-sized gym hall on the half size concrete football pitch, have extended the building where the DT and Art rooms were/are, and now have two actual gyms with weights, treadmills, bikes etc.
@@nataliewallace did you ever wish you didn't ask!? 🤯
As a Bri’ish person its funny to see an American watch our memes 😂😂
We all need mates like that speed boat guy 😂
17:53 JT achieves the British accent of a BBC Radio 4 presenter
there is no such thing as a British accent, there is English, welsh, Irish and Scottish and variants and all of them
@@DGRetroCustoms a simple 'ha ha' would have sufficed
@@hareecionelson5875 nothing ha ha about it... there is no such thing as a "british accent" simple, very very simple
@@DGRetroCustoms Are you so obtuse as to refuse to recognise that RP is considered the stereotypical British accent? You may not like it, but that's how it is.
@@hareecionelson5875 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
There's one thing my mum's dog hates and no idea why. 1 section of the opening theme tune to prison break. It doesn't make her violent but stresses the poor girl out, so have to make sure everyone avoids the show.
Water....Cows drink water!!! 🤦♂️
Not baby cows.
@@KmonSTa-f5o thats a calf
@@davidsalisbury2915 Thats right Dave, milk drinking baby cows.
Do NOT just get a tattoo anywhere. I wait to travel 4 hours away once a year for my ink. It's worth it.
The guy spelling silk knew what the gag was and that he was supposed to say Milk, but you can see he thought about it and decided to say something stupid instead. Good for him because the "Joke" was stupid. We did stuff like that in infant school.
You need to show all of us your dog when you, WeeWoo!
The dog with eyebrows had me deadd
😂that cat be like JT that 7 more than you buddy 😂😂😂😂
When he said Cows drink milk all I could think of is Ethan from The Sidemen in Beat the Chaser video when he said “A. Milk”
"Zulu" 1964 Movie - Final Battle Including "Men of Harlech" Song.
Highland cow tattoo!!! 😭
Lmao at Cows drink milk JT 😅😂
The Praying emoji is actually 2 people high fiving. 🙏 Lol...
Whaaaat the fuuuuuuuckkk
@hesterwright3674 😆😆😆 I Know. Couldn't believe it when I heard about it. Makes sense when you think about it. Lol.
The reason he said petrol was cause the accent made cow sound like car.. 😂
4:04 - JT SPITTING STRAIGHT FACTS!!
Cows drink milks haha nah they don't JT 😂😂
What do cars drink , nah it's petrol 🤣🤣💀💀
JT!!!! You can't eat next man's Jaffa cakes. That's just not on 😂
@17:48 Rats will do that, they will also prise open your mouth with their front paws/hands to get the food.
I always stop microwave at 1 too for some reason lol always done it lol 😂
JT, that was a pet rat in her nostril, not a mouse 🙈 and pet rats are adorable and can go in my nostril any time they so wish! ❤
Getting wisdom teeth removed looks like fun for a short while after 😂
The game that was being played is Monster Hunter! It’s a damn good game too
2:31 Skyrim happened.
They drink milk? Cows..drink Milk!? JT it took you a while there bud 🙈😂😂😂
Cows drink water but the guy thought he said what do cars drink.
Cows do drink milk, like when calf
I’m glad you got there JT… is a basic one, cows drinking water … 😂
16:41 - it's monster hunter
Great channel buddy
If you think your accent is confusing to Indian call centers then try fixing your broadband with a Scottish accent.
That kids mum had his backpack and the boy put the chair on his back as though it was his backpack, must of been sleepy.
That ncp killed me
He thought he said cars not cows and they drink water not milk 🙏🙏🙏🙏🤣🤣🤣❤
they drink milk lmaoooo
U should react yung filly awkward questions
I suspect the tattoo artists in my city could get you in straight away, including the one tattoo artist who has won multiple national awards for his artwork.
He's clearly the Black sheep of his family as:
1 - His dad was apparently a well-known former gangster.
2 - His uncle who owns 5+ pubs, a mansion and a B&B is mates with notorious criminal Charles Bronson somehow.
3 - Two of his three bodybuilder brothers have been to prison multiple times, for things like possession of weapons, burglary, assault, GBH, ABH etc. The oldest of these could have been a professional footballer.
4 - And the third brother who is usually nice (and is also an excellent footballer) had to pay a bouncer £1000 in compensation after breaking the bouncers nose a few years ago, and got a suspended sentence in 2013 after breaking a mans skull.
5 - I'm also pretty sure that he's the cousin of another guy who again could have been a professional footballer (I'm pretty sure he played at least 5 professional games), but got sent down for a year, after spending money on stolen and cloned credit cards which were given to him by the people who stole them.
3:26 In England we would say Nee Narr Nee Narr
NAH the drink milk.
the confidence
Get to the parlour in Jan that's booked.
If they fully booked they are good. If they are quiet there's a reason they quiet
Did you get these off Suella Braverman's e-mail?
Ok, cows don’t drink milk, chickens don’t have ears. Well not ones you can rip off and feed to their dog.
20:29 think they gave him a bit too much drugs.
I thought he said cars, I had to rewatch it to see why JT was so confused X3
Why would you put the microwave above the hob?
It’s not prayer hands, it’s actually high five!
"I will eat all of your Jaffa Cakes" - that's fighting talk, although I stopped eating McVities Jaffa Cakes when they shrank their pack from 12 to 10. I mean, that's just wrong. Twelve is divisible by 1, 2, 3, 4, 6. Ten isn't. Yes, I probably am on the autism spectrum, why do you ask?
Cows actually drink water from eating the grass
😂 it’s a legend
omg, let me listen to sea shanty 2
That's not the prey hands. It's the hi five hands🙏. The prey hands are 🙌
Giving a like just cos of the cow comment 😂
Don't eat my Jaffa Cakes no😃❤
I need the Tshirt your wearing!
a good artist is worth the wait brother don't rush it
16:37 Monster Hunter World
Alexa has a problem with the Glaswegian accent, most do to be fair but she understands me if I talk like new reader, the wee cow!
Your mom does better tricks on corner
That could mean so many different thing's from where I live 😂😂
JT take this as no offence but I love your naivety...its endearing I sure hope you come to the UK one day. Heck If I win the lotto you and I are going to tour the UK pub to pub lol.
Cows don’t drink milk lol it’s water although maybe the grass they eat has like milk in it possibly but cows drink water .
where can i get that t shirt from bro its so damn cool im in uk so may be hard
Make sure you like the tattoo artists work, once it's done it's for life
COWS DRINK WATER
The way you say Jaffa Cakes is an absolute disgrace 💀💀💀
As an inked woman, I know that it's usually busy around November December time, it's like that in the UK, you know that tattoo parlour is good if it's that busy too, it's like people seem to all want one near Christmas too lol. I'm planning my 18th tattoo, but it's looks like it will be in 2023 rather than 2022 lol. 👌. I won't snitch JT lol, got your back ☺️👌 when I used to skateboard as a kid, I wished I could do a trick like that, wow 😲. What the owners did to that husky with the chicken, that was cruel not funny, that's one I don't like so far.
Not pray hands...It's high five hands
Please can you do a video reacting to British Christmas ads in December :)
Hi king JT❤
3:30 I think you dog is a drug dealer
LMAO 🤣😂
He was saying shake not pig
milk he says =D alright if cows drink milk then chickens eat eggs i guess? =D
JT YOU HAVE BEEN HAVKED, YOU NEED TO REPORT TO UA-cam AS SOMEONE IS TRYING TO SEND FALSE ‘YOU’VE WON!’ REPLIES TO YOUR COMMENTS!
So JT what do you put in the toaster?😉
Cows drink water
what part of this is British or even has any relation to anything that is British?!?!?!?!?!
Patience is best to wait for the right tattoo artist! Trust me…
Make sure you do some home work on the tattooist they are not all great see their socials and see their artwork and their style as some only do s certain style of tattoos. Dont just settle for who can fit you in.
think i might have to spam MILK in the comments for the foreseeable future lol
cows dont drink milk they produce milk 🤔
Sorry i should've watched on where you noticed what you said lol 🤣🤣
@@mikeyitfc baby cows drink milk buddy 🤣🤣
@@Missed_Apex_GT If they're allowed to.
Have you got your tattoo yet? I just got a new one on the 8th November mine is a buddha
baby cows drink milk
😂😃😂❤
🤣🤣🤣
JT that pet mouse is a Rat.
when are you getting a tattoo
What animal is that under your chin ?
JT Please please send me your T shit,,,,,i need me one of those
Just move on JT !!!!
God knows what any of this has to do with the British Government !?🤔
Animal abuse isn’t funny
First here!!!!
Is it just me who winners why anyone even bothered recording 90% of these things?
A police wee-woo?!?! What in hell is that? No wonder your dog doesn't like it. It sounds as if you started going for a wee and a more significant faecal incident interrupted you. 🤭🤔💩