Mark's next horror movie will have him play Jigsaw from the "Saw" franchise, while he instructs people to build IKEA furniture within a time limit. Truly the most horrifying situation imaginable lmao.
As long as the time limits are reasonable, it's really not that hard if you just slow down and pay attention to the instructions. I actually like building IKEA stuff. First thing from them I built was a 6-drawer dresser and it took like 2 hours
@@ProtoV33MK1they mean that the only instructions you get is how mark describes it to you so he could be like "The jigsaw pattern is in a contralateral formation from the separation of the saggital plane of the nightstand"
@@elianabeebe7494 fact, but counterpoint: Ikea instructions dont make me end up wheezing with laughter, mark does. i present to you as evidence: this video
27:22 Distal: situated further from the center. The opposite is proximal (situated nearer to the center). These are anatomy terms, so Mark's biomedical engineering past is showing (he could have been an engineer, indeed).
If we're going to use medical terms, I think in this situation it would've made more sense to refer to them as the medial and lateral faces of the board, since it's not really about being distal or proximal here
@@thevenator3955 What do you mean, what does it mean? Literally why I didn't laugh at that in the video, because that just makes sense. At the very least more sense than Wade with "up/down" when, just like Mark says, he fails to consider things in 3D. Or at all, considering they just laugh instead of using more clear terms.
"Leg side is receiving on the flower," and Bob's consequential death by laughter, made me laugh so hard mid drink that I almost choked to death on my Gamer Supps. I was forced to fight for my life to swallow it so I wouldn't shoot it across the bedroom. Holy hell, that might be the funniest moment I've ever witnessed between these three. I'm still trying to clear my throat. It hurts so good
I was mid sip in my sprite and I somehow snorted it through my nose cause I laughed so god damn hard and could not stop laughing after. You're stronger than me tho cause it went EVERYWHERE
I love how these games, it starts with mark fucking around and being a memer, and then by the end, he's literally taking it so seriously that it stresses him out
You know, Mark has a point with saying "flower up" is confusing, but then he ruins it by proposing the solution is "LEG SIDE IS RECEIVING ON THE FLOWERS"
Someday, when I meet Bob in real life, I'm going to hug him and tell him "thank you for sharing your laugh with the world". His hysterical laughter starting at 22:20 literally made 2023 my favorite year.
Mark explaining the table in the most complicated way possibly and following it up with "I CAN'T MAKE IT MORE CLEAR!" made me lose it. Especially after he messed up the table from his own misunderstanding in the round before
this is funny also but honestly a SUPER fantastic example of how different people have different communication styles to mean the same things!! simple misunderstandings are behind sooooo many arguments and fights i swear, ive started taking a pause when my friend says something that sounds like it super doesn't make sense, and either asking them to define what that means to them or explain what they said defines as to me, and it can take a few minutes of back and forth but eventually we figure out that it's something like this, where it was just i was referring to something as it's current state (down) and they were referring to it's intended state (up), but we were both describing exactly the same thing, just in opposite ways (the alternate can definitely be true also, saying the same thing and *thinking* you're on the same page-but those phrases mean different things)
Mark calling out wade for unclear instructions and then, with full confidence, saying "Leg side is receiving on the flowers. It is the line away from the flower." 1 minute later, is gold. 22:19
I don't know about you, but Mark's instructions were crystal clear for me. Wade's instructions were ambiguous, as it depends on the perspective being considered. Are we talking about the current orientation, or the finished product? Saying "flower side up" can be interpreted either way. While Mark should have said "flower side is receiving the legs" or something like that, his instructions clearly linked the flower side to the legs. This clearly means that the legs go into the flower side. In addition, "It is the line away from the flower" makes it clear that the lines go on the far side of the legs relative to the flower, and this also reinforces that it is the flower side in question.
@@MR_6238to be honest wade made more sense to me but maybe that's cause I thought mark was saying "receding" and not "receiving ". But I do get that wades directions could be seen as ambiguous.
@@MR_6238Mark's instructions make perfect sense to me, but they sound needlessly complicated given the situation. I feel Wade's more simplistic approach makes far more sense, in the moment, when you take into account that all the blueprints for the tables presented them in an upside-down orientation, which is something that Mark had seen, as well as the way they were being built 95% of the time.
Are you kidding me? I'd pay money to sit on one of the pre-made beds, slurping a soda and eating meatballs, while watching these three chuckleheads figure out how to put together a table. :D
I’ve never laughed so much harder in my life than Mark’s “clear” instructions. “Leg side is receiving on the flowers” will be living rent free in my head for months xD
"Shorter board is attached to the tessellated edges. The checkerboard pattern is a distal." He could not have made this more complicated if he was trying to confuse them 😂
This is without a doubt an accurate representation of roommates building furniture together in real life. Words to the wise, always have the instructions on-hand, and make sure the good communicator is the one reading it, lol.
That would have been Bob lol. I love them all, but Bob is the mediator, the connector of communication. He speaks Mark and Wade, understands both of their brains. Lol.
I love how in one round, Mark understands flower side up line up perfectly. And then in the next round decides it doesn’t make sense and so proceeds to use the most complicated way of explaining using the most words possible.
I don't watch this channel as much as I used to but I just wanted to leave a comment on this video about how happy it makes me that after all these years you're still kicking it and playing games with Bob and Wade. You guys are an OG youtube trio.
“The leg side is receiving on the flowers” - directions that were definitely consistent with the directions they’ve been giving for tables they’ve been building before
"shorter board is attached to the tesselated edges the checkerboard pattern is a distal" thanks, mark. i have literally never heard those words in my life.
22:27 i’ve never heard bob so utterly fucking bewildered. and the fact that mark’s solution to them not understanding what he’s saying is just saying the same thing LOUDER and MORE EMPHATICALLY
I love how no matter how long of a break I take from your channel, you're still you. The only UA-camr I've watched through the years that hasn't changed. Thank you, I'm glad I can always come back here and feel welcome.
First I learn maybe I should just do a loud sneeze through the mouth instead of my nosevto potentially avoid an aneurysm from moist and now this. My path to better health is clear 😂
It sucks that your jaw has weight and you will naturally breathe through your mouth while you sleep unless you buy a chinstrap to keep it closed by force
@@TheJoakimProductions yeah I hate that "mouth breather" as an insult is a thing, I had a deviated septum and could barely breathe through my nose before surgery. I would recommend talking to your doctor about it, even just having stints put in can be life changing
I found the video! This video unironically got me to start breathing through my nose for the last year. I sleep an average of 90 minutes longer (used to average 5 hours) wake up more refreshed (used to contemplate 8 horrible things before getting out of bed, now I'm just grumpy) and I have less issues with allergies and shortness of breath. I hope you guys see this because, while I'm not going to say it revolutionized anything, it really did help mellow me out a bit. Love you guys :)
This was just pure chaos for nearly 30 mins and I loved every second, hearing grown men yell at each other while I’m staring at adorable little avatars bustling about with furniture in their lil arms was the best part lmao
My ex was really into the crossover stuff with antisepticeye. I felt kinda sad when they finally made the showdown vid, they were obviously trying to kill it, the surge of homoerotisism that was complicating his friendship with Jack. It worked kinda too well in some ways. But i still miss just the feeling of those days, the slightly angsty mark because he was our funny wolf. The teeth, and the fluffy haired fresh talent. He's still our guy, all love and no homo, just a different flavor of human than he was.
@mirjinou7999Me too! My parents said that if I aquire 50k followers they'd let me finally out of the dark basement and let me see daylight for the first time ❤
That’s why I always do it alone. It’s not difficult, but you have to follow the instructions. It gets chaotic pretty fast if you do it with two or more people.
Here I thought Mark just kept smashing himself in the face with chairs, but now the truth comes out. He has been doing intense nose breathing techniques and it has broken his nose.
As SOMEONE who actually works at IKEA in the Great Britain. I can wholeheartedly agree that building furniture is indeed a NIGHTMARE. I am glad you have suffered as I have.
I was with Mark on the description of picturing the table right-side-up and which is "down/up" and just throwing out "leg side receiving on the flowers!" -- though I'm now crying from laughter. However, the distal is when I'm with Bob, "If we don't know what distal means, then it doesn't matter how much you explain it's the distal edge; I gotta be honest." I'm crying in laughter.
I understood the way that Mark was describing how to put the table together. It's when he tried to use the word distal to describe where the patterns should be on the tv shelf that lost me.
These kinds of BS videos with the boys working together but also struggling brings me the most joy. I'm sure it's hard to sync up your schedules but when you do.... boy its gold!
Mark continuing to make the instructions more complicated gives the same vibe as “JuSt Go UnDeR It” from the weird cat game with Ethan and bob and Wade
I love seeing Mark when he is legit laughing uncontrollably. All the time we see a chuckle and a smile, but we rarely get to see that true joy on his face.
Bob being almost like a father giving the boys advice and talking about life is hilarious, his fatherly instincts are coming out and im all here for it
Ngl when I read the title, I thought that Wade, Bob, and Mark had all gotten together irl just to build some IKEA furniture and that 100% checked out as a video these three would make in my head lol
may I never find myself in a situation where I must put furniture together with Mark, for one of us will end up dead. "Distal" is the last word I ever want to hear
"Leg side is receiving on the flowers" "checkerboard pattern is on the distal edges" I love getting a glimpse inside how Mark's mind works
It's correct, it's an engineering term
Honestly his instructions made the most sense to me. Clear and concise. Don’t know why they had a problem
@@NikkiDoesStufff Only will make sense to some lol
hes becoming one with the flowers
"LEG SIDE IS RECEIVING ON THE FLOWERS" is living in my head rent free now
Mark's next horror movie will have him play Jigsaw from the "Saw" franchise, while he instructs people to build IKEA furniture within a time limit. Truly the most horrifying situation imaginable lmao.
As long as the time limits are reasonable, it's really not that hard if you just slow down and pay attention to the instructions. I actually like building IKEA stuff. First thing from them I built was a 6-drawer dresser and it took like 2 hours
Oh my god I would love to see how that would play out 🤣💀
@@ProtoV33MK1they mean that the only instructions you get is how mark describes it to you so he could be like "The jigsaw pattern is in a contralateral formation from the separation of the saggital plane of the nightstand"
Jigsaw or Billy?
As an autistic this WILL be my hell. And having to eat everything with...the big spoon. Ifykyk
Mark's inability to say simple words like up, down, inside, and outside truly makes him a certified IKEA furniture builder.
Lol
Counterpoint: IKEA instructions have no language whatsoever and therefore, are marginally more understandable to a wider audience than mark
@@elianabeebe7494 fact, but counterpoint: Ikea instructions dont make me end up wheezing with laughter, mark does. i present to you as evidence: this video
Markiplier is an engineer after all
27:22 Distal: situated further from the center. The opposite is proximal (situated nearer to the center). These are anatomy terms, so Mark's biomedical engineering past is showing (he could have been an engineer, indeed).
If we're going to use medical terms, I think in this situation it would've made more sense to refer to them as the medial and lateral faces of the board, since it's not really about being distal or proximal here
Nerd speak, got it.
I was very happy that I was able to understand what he meant lol (thank you intro to health careers and medical terminology class)
indeed. he may be a youtuber but he still has the mind of an engineer.
a truly frightening thing to behold.
Unfortunately to everyone who isn't an engineer these terms mean literally nothing without context.
"Legs side are receiving on the flower" is my new favorite Markiplier Catchphrase
Almost choked on my drink laughing 😂
I’m not joking when I got to that part I actually started crying because of how much I was laughing
I also submit “checkerboard pattern on the distal edges!”, whatever the hell that means lol
@@lwolf1077same here I was crying
@@thevenator3955 What do you mean, what does it mean? Literally why I didn't laugh at that in the video, because that just makes sense. At the very least more sense than Wade with "up/down" when, just like Mark says, he fails to consider things in 3D. Or at all, considering they just laugh instead of using more clear terms.
Mark is really taking that idea of "if you say it enough times they will get it" to the next level
"Leg side is recieving on the flowers" is my new favourite Markiplier quote. Hardest I've laughed in a while lol
Omg SAME! I had wisdom tooth renoval, laying in my bed, but this bit made me lose it fully. Im literally tearing up holy fucking shit i loved this
i before e, except after c, friend.
But only in the spring of may
As soon as he said that, I knew they wouldn't know what he means. That was absolutely hilarious XD
Made my stomach hurt I laughed so much.
"Leg side is receiving on the flower," and Bob's consequential death by laughter, made me laugh so hard mid drink that I almost choked to death on my Gamer Supps. I was forced to fight for my life to swallow it so I wouldn't shoot it across the bedroom. Holy hell, that might be the funniest moment I've ever witnessed between these three. I'm still trying to clear my throat. It hurts so good
Me but with coffee😂
Such a reddit way of speaking
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I was mid sip in my sprite and I somehow snorted it through my nose cause I laughed so god damn hard and could not stop laughing after. You're stronger than me tho cause it went EVERYWHERE
@@harrystone3527 whats a reddit way of speaking? that sounds like a negative thing to say
Hearing bob dying laughter while mark keep yelling "LEG SIDE IS RECEIVING ON THE FLOWER!" is my favourite, im crying from laughter.
I love how these games, it starts with mark fucking around and being a memer, and then by the end, he's literally taking it so seriously that it stresses him out
in other words, shit gets real
In other other words: Mark pulls a Mark @@Killbayne
mark suddenly pulling out the engineering vocabulary
As an engineer myself, I can assure you we never used the word "distal" where I work......
and biology.
@@tacitblue8979cause it’s actually medical terminology
@@tacitblue8979they’re anatomical position terms
@@chewy6220that makes more sense because he studied biomedical engineering. Although he still need to describe distal end of what exactly 😂
You know, Mark has a point with saying "flower up" is confusing, but then he ruins it by proposing the solution is "LEG SIDE IS RECEIVING ON THE FLOWERS"
"this direction is confusing. I propose a waaay more confusing direction"
They already completed the table on previous levels. So flower up wasn't a confusing direction
@@wor1dconquerer170 It kind of is, though. They placed wrong many times
I gotta be honest. Marks instructions made the most sense to me. I understood what he was saying just fine
@@NikkiDoesStufff same 😭
Someday, when I meet Bob in real life, I'm going to hug him and tell him "thank you for sharing your laugh with the world". His hysterical laughter starting at 22:20 literally made 2023 my favorite year.
I love how the collective Markiplier/Distractible fandom agrees that Bob’s belly-laugh can cure cancer
@SteampunkHorse right?!? So glad we get to enjoy that laugh!
@@SteampunkHorseits truly healing oml… something recently happened that made me upset but Bob’s laugh made me forget about it and now I’m just happy 😂
@@bi.fruitsalad God bless you
22:28 that was perhaps one of Bob's best hysterical laugh moments that I MYSELF couldn't stop laughing to
“LEG SIDE RECIEVING ON THE FLOWERS” - some of the funniest break down of communication ever
it's like marks brain just reached a new level of sentience and bob n wade are still on flower side line close
mark being adamant about that phrasing made it even funnier. That also gave me "the carbuncle ate itself" energy.
"CHECKERBOARD ON THE DISTAL EDGES!!" Bob and Wade never stood a chance 😭😂
Mark explaining the table in the most complicated way possibly and following it up with "I CAN'T MAKE IT MORE CLEAR!" made me lose it. Especially after he messed up the table from his own misunderstanding in the round before
I died when he said that 🤣😭💀
this is funny also but honestly a SUPER fantastic example of how different people have different communication styles to mean the same things!!
simple misunderstandings are behind sooooo many arguments and fights i swear, ive started taking a pause when my friend says something that sounds like it super doesn't make sense, and either asking them to define what that means to them or explain what they said defines as to me, and it can take a few minutes of back and forth but eventually we figure out that it's something like this, where it was just i was referring to something as it's current state (down) and they were referring to it's intended state (up), but we were both describing exactly the same thing, just in opposite ways (the alternate can definitely be true also, saying the same thing and *thinking* you're on the same page-but those phrases mean different things)
Bob and Wade synchronizing in harmony saying “a lot of good that’s doing you” about Marks 10 gigabit internet 😂😂😂
Mark calling out wade for unclear instructions and then, with full confidence, saying "Leg side is receiving on the flowers. It is the line away from the flower." 1 minute later, is gold.
22:19
I don't know about you, but Mark's instructions were crystal clear for me. Wade's instructions were ambiguous, as it depends on the perspective being considered. Are we talking about the current orientation, or the finished product? Saying "flower side up" can be interpreted either way.
While Mark should have said "flower side is receiving the legs" or something like that, his instructions clearly linked the flower side to the legs. This clearly means that the legs go into the flower side. In addition, "It is the line away from the flower" makes it clear that the lines go on the far side of the legs relative to the flower, and this also reinforces that it is the flower side in question.
@@MR_6238🤓🫵🏻
@@MR_6238to be honest wade made more sense to me but maybe that's cause I thought mark was saying "receding" and not "receiving ". But I do get that wades directions could be seen as ambiguous.
You could write an entire thesis on this interaction alone
@@MR_6238Mark's instructions make perfect sense to me, but they sound needlessly complicated given the situation. I feel Wade's more simplistic approach makes far more sense, in the moment, when you take into account that all the blueprints for the tables presented them in an upside-down orientation, which is something that Mark had seen, as well as the way they were being built 95% of the time.
Imagine them doing this inside an Ikea. People would be hearing "The Weiner is on the wrong side." 😂😂😂
"Legs are receiving of the flower!"
THE STAR RECEIVING DISTAL EDGES NEED TWO WEINERS!
Imagine all three of them in IKEA 😂
Are you kidding me? I'd pay money to sit on one of the pre-made beds, slurping a soda and eating meatballs, while watching these three chuckleheads figure out how to put together a table. :D
Yep xD
“leg side receiving on the flowers” feels like similar energy to ethan calling a skillet a skittle
"A SCRITTLR!"
You mean Skriddle?
pretty sure it's called a skilltreeurle
@@carillon42 skirtle*
"Leg side is receiving on the flowers" sounds like the kind of nonsensical sentence that a non-native english speaker would say lol.
Bob and Wade laughing at 22:20 was my favorite part XD it was contagious!
I’ve never laughed so much harder in my life than Mark’s “clear” instructions. “Leg side is receiving on the flowers” will be living rent free in my head for months xD
I was expecting actual ikea furniture but this is pretty accurate 😂
God imagine if we get "Markiplier Makes: Ikea furniture"
same lol
That sounds like a unus annus video
Yeah, them trying to give direction and bickering 😄
@@Nothing.Nugget he needs to bring back markiplier makes (its my replacement for unus annus) 😭
I love how smart Bob is, he knows so many facts about life in general 😂
38 seconds and you already have a like
yessir
Yea
@UNDF299it’s a bot
He’s a father, what’d you except?
Mark screaming instructions nobody understands repeatedly is comedy gold
CHECKERBOARD ON THE DISTAL EDGES❗️ TESSELLATION INTERIOR‼️
22:20, nothing like a good Bob laugh attack to make your day better
"Shorter board is attached to the tessellated edges. The checkerboard pattern is a distal." He could not have made this more complicated if he was trying to confuse them 😂
Mark plays scary games on a daily basis but he plays chill games during Halloween.
😂😂😂😂 Facts tho!!!!
Wrong, this is the scariest game of them all.
Is this a chill game??? cause Mark's instructions gave me anxiety and a good scare
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those episodes I come back to and watch over and over again purely from the Bob laugh at 22:31
I absolutely love how he loses it.
and Wades laugh at 14:10
This is without a doubt an accurate representation of roommates building furniture together in real life. Words to the wise, always have the instructions on-hand, and make sure the good communicator is the one reading it, lol.
Mark and Bob would like to disagree 🤣🤣
That would have been Bob lol. I love them all, but Bob is the mediator, the connector of communication. He speaks Mark and Wade, understands both of their brains. Lol.
bob being in hysterics over "legs side receiving on the flowers" has to be some of the randomest funny shit ever
The best part is, I thought Marks sentence sounded completely normal and like good, straightforward instructions until they started laughing.
one year ago is crazy
I love how he's been uploading a bunch of horror stuff and then on Halloween it's not a horror game lol
Irony at its finest
You ever tried to build Ikea furniture? That's pure horror
@@Sottiwotti true true
Wade and Bob are trying to solve trigonometry while mark is an English professor lol
I like that mark kept that "wade a minute" bit from drunk mincraft/prop hunt.
I love how in one round, Mark understands flower side up line up perfectly. And then in the next round decides it doesn’t make sense and so proceeds to use the most complicated way of explaining using the most words possible.
Bob's laugh is contagious.
Mark out here relaying instructions using medical terminology 😂
Literally all I was thinking about, I'm surprised he had tat knowledge and the others didn't
He could've been an engineer yk
@@CapnSeaWolf4071 anyone can be an engineer, doesn't make them one
@@schwarz8614he was doing biomedical engineering in college for some time before he dropped out, so he has some knowledge
" YOU NEED TO PUT THE WEINER IN"
I don't watch this channel as much as I used to but I just wanted to leave a comment on this video about how happy it makes me that after all these years you're still kicking it and playing games with Bob and Wade. You guys are an OG youtube trio.
Same! I’m not a horror fan so a lot of marks stuff isn’t my speed anymore but it makes me so happy we still get these videos sometimes
“The leg side is receiving on the flowers” - directions that were definitely consistent with the directions they’ve been giving for tables they’ve been building before
"shorter board is attached to the tesselated edges the checkerboard pattern is a distal"
thanks, mark. i have literally never heard those words in my life.
It's moments like this I remember... "Mark could have been a engineer"
I love how Bob is laughing hysterically from hearing Mark trying to explain the table steps. It brings me such joy.
These three have a talent for making teamwork games into pvp 😂
Underrated comment
More like making teamwork games into Hunger Games
It is simply “they’re” nature…
@GrogedUp *their
I'm trying to be helpful, sorry if this offends anyone.
@@dragonic_rage here buddy
We need more of these kinds of videos! Mark + Bob + Wade in any multiplayer game = absolute chaos
22:27 i’ve never heard bob so utterly fucking bewildered. and the fact that mark’s solution to them not understanding what he’s saying is just saying the same thing LOUDER and MORE EMPHATICALLY
(sometimes repetition does help but yeah ideally he should have asked whether they couldn't hear him or if his words themselves were confusing)
Bob hysterically laughing is the best thing ever LMAO absolutely infectious
6:14 - Pretty sure that double-length leg is an homage to Mark and Bob's improvised bunk beds from college! 😂
22:32 Is one of the best bob laughs ever
Bob completely losing it had me in stitches, lol.
Every time I heard Mark say "Distal" I just wanted to scream "JUST SAY ITS ON THE OUTSIDE!!!!"
distal
@askeleton6240 you take that back right now I swear to god
god imagine if ikea instructions used anatomy terms
@@arialance24 distal
“Distal is an ADJECTIVE!”
I really love Lixian's editing skills, especially the subtitles of colors to determine who is who, and the dramatic zooms. I LOVE IT!💚
I love how no matter how long of a break I take from your channel, you're still you. The only UA-camr I've watched through the years that hasn't changed. Thank you, I'm glad I can always come back here and feel welcome.
Mark yelling "distal" and getting frustrated that Bob and Wade don't understand while he could've just said "outer" instead this whole time xd
I legit didn't know that breathing through your mouth on a constant basis was that detrimental. Thanks, Bob👍
When one thinks of it like that, it's no wonder "mouth breather" is so commonly used as a derogatory term LOL
First I learn maybe I should just do a loud sneeze through the mouth instead of my nosevto potentially avoid an aneurysm from moist and now this. My path to better health is clear 😂
It sucks that your jaw has weight and you will naturally breathe through your mouth while you sleep unless you buy a chinstrap to keep it closed by force
I can't help it man I can barely breathe through my nose at all :( Maybe I should see a doctor
@@TheJoakimProductions yeah I hate that "mouth breather" as an insult is a thing, I had a deviated septum and could barely breathe through my nose before surgery. I would recommend talking to your doctor about it, even just having stints put in can be life changing
At 22 minutes, Mark: "Leg side receiving on the flowers!!!" Bob: -Actively losing his sh*t- 😂😂😂
I found the video! This video unironically got me to start breathing through my nose for the last year. I sleep an average of 90 minutes longer (used to average 5 hours) wake up more refreshed (used to contemplate 8 horrible things before getting out of bed, now I'm just grumpy) and I have less issues with allergies and shortness of breath. I hope you guys see this because, while I'm not going to say it revolutionized anything, it really did help mellow me out a bit. Love you guys :)
After E L E V E N years he finally made the "Wade a minute" joke
LEG SIDE RECEIVING ON THE FLOWERS
bob: *literallt dying from laughter*
This was just pure chaos for nearly 30 mins and I loved every second, hearing grown men yell at each other while I’m staring at adorable little avatars bustling about with furniture in their lil arms was the best part lmao
It never occurred to me how much I missed Darkiplier.
we need more wilford, dark and actor mark
:( i miss them dearly
My ex was really into the crossover stuff with antisepticeye. I felt kinda sad when they finally made the showdown vid, they were obviously trying to kill it, the surge of homoerotisism that was complicating his friendship with Jack. It worked kinda too well in some ways. But i still miss just the feeling of those days, the slightly angsty mark because he was our funny wolf. The teeth, and the fluffy haired fresh talent. He's still our guy, all love and no homo, just a different flavor of human than he was.
It occurs to me often
i VIOLENTLY gasped seeing him again oml
Bob's hysterical laughing is giving me the serotonin I needed 😂
Bob's laughter when mark tries to make sense with the table
Mark is clearly the only carpenter among them
Trying to assemble Ikea furniture with someone is the ultimate test of friendship
Rather the final test of woodshop class
@mirjinou7999Me too! My parents said that if I aquire 50k followers they'd let me finally out of the dark basement and let me see daylight for the first time ❤
That’s why I always do it alone. It’s not difficult, but you have to follow the instructions. It gets chaotic pretty fast if you do it with two or more people.
Imagine trying to put together a TV stand but somehow turn it into a lamp.
It'd be a nice lamp tho' amiright?
U rite@@BrobdingnagianPants
mark using lingo and wade and bob being so confused made me wheez multiple times
I really hope we get Bob's version of "leg side is receiving on the flowers" 😂
up to this point 12:38 i was was wondering who was going to throw someone out into space first. they lasted much longer than i thought.
Distractible is amazing but nothing beats the three of them playing a good ol game together.
“LEG SIDE RECEIVING OF THE FLOWER” mark could not have made that more confusing
Mark is the type of person to say “form a circle and make it straight-“
The way you interact and play together is so lovely 💙
I love how Mark, in response to hearing his explanations were unclear, pulls out the SAT words
Here I thought Mark just kept smashing himself in the face with chairs, but now the truth comes out. He has been doing intense nose breathing techniques and it has broken his nose.
As SOMEONE who actually works at IKEA in the Great Britain. I can wholeheartedly agree that building furniture is indeed a NIGHTMARE.
I am glad you have suffered as I have.
I was with Mark on the description of picturing the table right-side-up and which is "down/up" and just throwing out "leg side receiving on the flowers!" -- though I'm now crying from laughter. However, the distal is when I'm with Bob, "If we don't know what distal means, then it doesn't matter how much you explain it's the distal edge; I gotta be honest." I'm crying in laughter.
Knowing from distractable the “leg side is receiving on the flowers” was accidental and he decided to just go with it is so funny
I understood the way that Mark was describing how to put the table together. It's when he tried to use the word distal to describe where the patterns should be on the tv shelf that lost me.
god that was hilarious, Mark's instructions, holy shit xD
This is hilarious and accurate to how I build furniture 😂
Bob and his laugh is something I feel should be treasured and protected at all cost
7:30
"N O ! ! ! ! !" Bob said calmly.
These kinds of BS videos with the boys working together but also struggling brings me the most joy. I'm sure it's hard to sync up your schedules but when you do.... boy its gold!
I swear bob's laugh is very contagious 😂
“LEG SIDE IS RECEIVING ON THE FLOWERS”
I broke down laughing, and the longer Bob laughed the more I laughed
Mark continuing to make the instructions more complicated gives the same vibe as
“JuSt Go UnDeR It” from the weird cat game with Ethan and bob and Wade
I love seeing Mark when he is legit laughing uncontrollably. All the time we see a chuckle and a smile, but we rarely get to see that true joy on his face.
*laughs in anatomy* at Bob and Wade not knowing what distal means
I'm not entirely sure Mark was using it quite right either. XD It kinda works, but I would've probably gone with "lateral."
Bob being almost like a father giving the boys advice and talking about life is hilarious, his fatherly instincts are coming out and im all here for it
Mark really channeled the "have you been most in to go far inside the details for" commercial for reading those instructions 😂
LEG SIDE IS RECEIVING ON THE FLOWER ‼️‼️‼️
CHECKERBOARD ON THE DISTAL EDGES‼️
Ngl when I read the title, I thought that Wade, Bob, and Mark had all gotten together irl just to build some IKEA furniture and that 100% checked out as a video these three would make in my head lol
19:23 the synchronicity 😂
I love their friendship
If it's any consolation, I knew exactly what you meant, Mark. I think I was splitting my distal edges, laughing so hard, watching this.
In training to breathe exclusively through his nose, Markiplier can now speak through his nostrils.
may I never find myself in a situation where I must put furniture together with Mark, for one of us will end up dead. "Distal" is the last word I ever want to hear
I tuned in thinking it was going to be them putting together Furniture IRL. Not disappointed. This is funny to watch and listen to without context lol
Congrats to Mark for learning how to breathe