+Isaac Morrison After watching it all the way through, Super Best Cowards is right. Matt. Come on Man. Throw some cash down. You sat there like a lump on a log. Sheesh.
Starting total: 300 each, or 1200 total Liam: 135 Matt: 350 Woolie: 200 Pat: 420 Total: 1105 Somehow, in the course of this video, there was a net loss of 95 Bison Bucks.
+Epitaph of Gungnir One Bison dollar will be worth 5 English pounds. That's the exchange rate the bank of England will set we end up kidnap there queen.
Woolie's justification for the quality of the video: "So just to explain the technical stuff, this video was the absolute worst salvage job we've ever had on fucked footage. The game audio was just fucked from the get go, and the capture was merging and king crimsoning frames literally every round, so the end result is a manual resynch of every round to the cam footage to the audio, based on our reactions, while the game delay was a lost cause. The only reason I didn't delete this entire session was because of the Naruto Sol moment."
+N00BSYBORG That's why Naruto got fucking wrecked. Woolie finally realized how futile the love he has for it is. You can see the delicious despair in his eyes at 18:37
N00BSYBORG Maybe. Because, truth be told, we could fund the whole thing in a day if half of the backers who pledged $30 and $60 upgraded to $100. We'd hit the goal instantly, and I want to tell existing backers that.
Woolie's face at 18:45 might by my favorite thing this channel has ever shown. The expression of a man whose dreams have been crushed, distilled to its most brutal form.
1:30 "Woolie: Always bet on nanomachines! Pat: No, always bet on tiny shit characters made by Mexicans." ...and that's when I knew this would be the best Fisticuffs Ever.
+DanielAvelan Y'know, I asked Woolie about this actually. His answer basically boiled down to, "We already did Arena, so Ultimax is a low priority." I'm betting the jokes about doing Ultimax will end long before they actually do Ultimax. Or ultimately forget about it.
@@kaiserrino8774 If anything, I feel its Pat that became too difficult to work with. The last few videos of SBFP, Matt seemed hyped returning to the channel's roots, which is to play glitchy, trash games. Pat on the other hand looked like he wanted NONE of it. This can be seen in the Star Trek LP they were doing.
This is not a joke, or even an exaggeration: I imagined I had $300, bet $50 first, then another $50 after, then $100, then $100, and lost every single match and all of my money. _Then_ I started betting when I had nothing to bet, and won every single one. Every. single. one. The moment I had nothing to bet with...
+saminabox It would be so great if the Best Friends made this a once a month or even weekly (if we're lucky) series, god Salty Bet needs more attention, especially on UA-cam.
+Squibo The Furry It's going to be sans auto-confirming a super at the start of the round that does 1 point of damage, where he traps the opponent in a box and waits for time out, just to make people rage quit.
This doesn't feel fair, the most recent Cryme Tyme showed Woolie doesn't know how betting odds work. Combine that with his illiteracy and the little fella doesn't stand a chance.
YOU KNOW WHAT. LET'S DO SOME BETTING, RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW. *ZAIBATSU ALL-OUT DEATH BRAWL ! ! !* *MATT* vs. *PAT* vs. *WOOLIE* vs. *LIAM* DECIDE THE DESTINY ! ! ! My money's on Woolie ( he'd probably lie his way out of this fight and live )
Matt brings guns to go all Punisher on everyone, but Liam jumps the guns and Fultons him to the zoo on Motherbase. Then he promises to make Pat into an immortal toilet, so Pat forfeits. Then Woolie comes in and murders everyone, like he did to that one guy on the football field.
I think the most surreal thing about this entire experience was the abrupt presence of the intro to the Kenan & Kel show in the middle of the Goku and Ferret fight
Super Nightmare Geese vs. Venom with effing 'Come to Daddy' in the background... i thought i was too high for a second there- then i remembered this is like the best thing ever.
+Lonelycoast Pat has gone on record in saying that the first like 13 or 14 episodes of SAO is enjoyable if a bit dull and the rest is shit, altho at one point he did say he was enjoying season 2 of SAO, but that didn't last long
I didnt subscribe just so you guys could just add 'money falling down' filter over the fistcuffs intro. You make a new intro and you make it good...please....your the best with these....atleast just throw salt in woolies eyes.
it's okay guys. one days you'll upload a video where you actually manage to sync the video and audio. one day. not today, but one day. i like how, in the video, Woolie straight up asks Liam to give him a visual sync, and they *still* didnt get it right.
I love how they don't explain what salty bet is they just get into it Also if you guys could do an episode like this like once a month that would be great
Oh man, I've been wanting a best friends watch of some Salty Bet for ages now, and my dreams have finally come true! Truly the season of miracles has begun!
You did it. You found a way to provide quality fighting game content without having to actually do anything. Truly, we are the Super Best Cowards.
+Isaac Morrison I mean people still stream Marvel so there's that.
+Isaac Morrison and they still fucked it up somehow with the stream dying on them
+Isaac Morrison After watching it all the way through, Super Best Cowards is right.
Matt. Come on Man. Throw some cash down. You sat there like a lump on a log. Sheesh.
William Gregor I was amazed how predictive my comment was.
+Isaac Morrison Super Best Friends: Re-Backdowned
Woolie didn't pay me shit, mang.
+PlagueOfGripes So are you SALTY over that BET?....DOHOHOHOHOHO I KILL ME
What even am I watching? O_o XD
+PlagueOfGripes I appreciate your stuff Plague-sama.
+PlagueOfGripes Well he's not sponsoru desu on Patreon so shut up.
+Mania Make sure there is over 20 pounds of it
Starting total: 300 each, or 1200 total
Liam: 135
Matt: 350
Woolie: 200
Pat: 420
Total: 1105
Somehow, in the course of this video, there was a net loss of 95 Bison Bucks.
Bison sneaked into the room while the camera was of and nobody was looking.
But what's more important is Pat's blatant drug abuse.
+Rick Johnson That Boruto match was like the great wall street crash.
The answer is simple, they all suck shit and slightly miscounted.
@@logandh2 I mean if you want to take the fun out of it, yeah.
HOLY SHIT MUGEN BETTING?!?
THEY'RE DOIN IT
WE IN DEEP NOW
What stream was this?
Literally in the title. It's a 24/7 stream called Saltybet. Go to Saltybet.com to participate in the online (free) betting.
I'll pay 1,000 Bison Dollars to see how deep this will go!
+brandell washington Google SaltyBet
+Epitaph of Gungnir One Bison dollar will be worth 5 English pounds. That's the exchange rate the bank of England will set we end up kidnap there queen.
Woolie's justification for the quality of the video:
"So just to explain the technical stuff, this video was the absolute worst salvage job we've ever had on fucked footage. The game audio was just fucked from the get go, and the capture was merging and king crimsoning frames literally every round, so the end result is a manual resynch of every round to the cam footage to the audio, based on our reactions, while the game delay was a lost cause.
The only reason I didn't delete this entire session was because of the Naruto Sol moment."
+tricksterhuaun You can't say Woolie doesn't know what the fans want.
King Crimsoning is a unique way of describing synching footage lol
Woolie's face when Naruto gets absolutely shit on by Sol gives me life. xD It is the very essence of Saltybet, to garner reactions like that.
+AstralMuffin105 Woolie was just upset Naruto didn't steal any pies or lie his way to victory
+AstralMuffin105 And if you listen real close-like, you can hear the splash before his heart sinks into the salty ocean.
The only thought on Woolie's mind was, "Why did you jump into that?"
WILL THE ZAIBATSU CONTINUE DOING LITERALLY ANYTHING TO AVOID PLAYING NARUTO AND BLAZBLUE? TUNE IN NEXT WEEK TO FIND OUT.
+N00BSYBORG That's why Naruto got fucking wrecked. Woolie finally realized how futile the love he has for it is. You can see the delicious despair in his eyes at 18:37
AfroMetalMizu You can literally taste the salt.
N00BSYBORG Ah, also, you know any other way to communicate with the Indivisible backers other than the comment section there?
AfroMetalMizu No not unless a person outright say so. Might be best to try the Indivisible Twitter or Facebook account.
N00BSYBORG Maybe. Because, truth be told, we could fund the whole thing in a day if half of the backers who pledged $30 and $60 upgraded to $100. We'd hit the goal instantly, and I want to tell existing backers that.
Woolie's face at 18:45 might by my favorite thing this channel has ever shown. The expression of a man whose dreams have been crushed, distilled to its most brutal form.
SOMEONE MADE A JOKE ABOUT THIS LAST WEEK.
WHAT THE FUCK
WHAT THE F U C K
for security
+Alyxander Byfield lmao your the only one doing this
+SadistSerpent IT WAS ME. I DO IT.
+SadistSerpent Bruh they been joking about this since they started fisticuffs
So this is how Matt paid for the wedding...
+Mitch Gosser (PolterZeitgeist) Well... let's just say it was one way he got the money...
+MelBrooksKA Dog Residue?
Dragirby That's a good one too
1:30
"Woolie: Always bet on nanomachines!
Pat: No, always bet on tiny shit characters made by Mexicans."
...and that's when I knew this would be the best Fisticuffs Ever.
OMG when Naruto Kid got BLOWN THE FUCK UP!!! Kreygasm Kreygasm
+Dirk Diggy !Kenwins Kappa
i flipped my shit
+Dirk Diggy Woolie's reaction killed me.
*SATISFACTION*
+Dirk Diggy no one was surprised
Im in tears laughing after seeing Woolie's dream crushed with "Naruto kid", his face of true terror broke me and everyone else's laughter.
Anything to delay Naruto and BlazBlue.
for security reasons
+Xandus117 It's really stupid at this point.
+Xandus117 Also, fuck Ultimax, I guess.
+Xandus117 they are probably going to delay naruto until next naruto game
+DanielAvelan Y'know, I asked Woolie about this actually. His answer basically boiled down to, "We already did Arena, so Ultimax is a low priority." I'm betting the jokes about doing Ultimax will end long before they actually do Ultimax. Or ultimately forget about it.
I feel like pat is the type of guy that would've been shot in the old west for cheating at poker
+Devon Palmer I feel like Pat is the kind of guy that would have been shot... period.
+Devon Palmer He would be shot for not knowing how to play poker.
Shifty-eyes Pat
It would fly over his head
I wasnt prepared for this.
+Mako Mankanshoku Well get prepared. We're going in raw!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
+Judgementxxx I didn't have time to bite the pillow!
Andy Tapia NO TIME!!
*WELCOME TO THE MINES*
I hope you're beary prebeared for this unbearable bear of a battle!
Woolie regrets his childhood dreams at 17:39
Damn. This brings me back. Good times.
The nostalgia is real 😭 Zaibatsu forever
God bless
Zaibatsu for laifu
If Matt only would stop being so petty and holding grudges.
@@kaiserrino8774 If anything, I feel its Pat that became too difficult to work with. The last few videos of SBFP, Matt seemed hyped returning to the channel's roots, which is to play glitchy, trash games. Pat on the other hand looked like he wanted NONE of it. This can be seen in the Star Trek LP they were doing.
Matt: "Your old Gross Man Wizard is dying"
Pat: "No, no, no. He's gonna Gross Man Wizard his way to the top!"
Speechless.
*draws faces on fingers*
*Sniff* The gangs all here...
*Cries*
oh no
I like to go back and rewatch these when I'm feeling bad, SaltyBet and the David Cage playthroughs always brighten my day.
"Temmie needs to go to college" ok this is gonna be a good episode
Woolie's finest Back-down...
I think we can all agree that first match was rigged.
small hitboxes in saltybet have always been a bunch of bologne. Please nerf capcom.
+shooterb0y23
There's some characters that can beat tiny hitboxes though. You have to bet with precaution.
!bluemary
+flyingtoast27 WHERE'S THE FUCKING HITBOX!! DansGame
+shooterb0y23 All these flavours...
This is not a joke, or even an exaggeration:
I imagined I had $300, bet $50 first, then another $50 after, then $100, then $100, and lost every single match and all of my money.
_Then_ I started betting when I had nothing to bet, and won every single one.
Every. single. one.
The moment I had nothing to bet with...
So we're going straight to the point tonight eh? But I wanted dinner first.
+ghostfear2011 Nah, this is the main course. How'd you make out today? Alright?
Yeah I was fine. They had me run a register and stay all day.
+ghostfear2011 The Horror.
***** Good to hear. Tomorrow, it'll be my turn ;P
I'm usually in the back room part time. And since you asked, we had a few minor incidents, but nothing really bad.
It always fills my heart with bliss when I see Canadians make it rain with American money.
Always bet on the characters with the smaller hitboxes!
Hey I’m a big fan can you reply to this comment
Shingo would like to collect your Bison Bucks sir
Stop it UA-cam algorithm.
You're hurting me.
Im Steeping in my nostalgia
These were always a treat, wish they would have done more when Liam was still around.
Literally ANYTHING to avoid playing Naruto, Blazblue, or Ultimax. Let the salt begin!
whatever they can do to avoid playing Ultimax.
why? I dunno. I think Ultimax is good.
+Sanobearon Ultimax is great, broken, but great
+Sanobearon I think at this point they're just doing it to mess with the fans who keep asking. Same with BlazBlue.
Vidyagamesnake wait, broken?
how?
+Sanobearon I'd honestly have a Chapter 2 to this than Ultimax (if only for fear of P4 spoilers).
Th3SmartAlec
Definitely avoid Ultimax if you want to avoid P4 spoilers. There is a massive spoiler in the character select screen alone.
After watching the WoolieVersus SaltyBet I had to come back here....I HAD TO!
Is it just me, or is the SaltyBet audio WAY behind?
It's not just you
I just found this playlist after learning about Saltybest... of course these guys watched it.... :c still sad about the breakup
Could we get like a once a week salty bet sundays? or saturdays?
+saminabox Note that Woolie said "Chapter ONE".
+saminabox 'salty bet saturday" has a nice ring to it
I like the idea of Salty Sunday Mass
+saminabox It would be so great if the Best Friends made this a once a month or even weekly (if we're lucky) series, god Salty Bet needs more attention, especially on UA-cam.
+saminabox I'd rather once a month.
18:43 At that moment, Woolie was given a grim reminder that day. Never believe in Naruto. The look on his face though!
The LOOK on Woolie's face during Naruto vs Sol is AMAZING.
I want a Sans character to be made that cheats and can HIT their lifebar and shit.
+Squibo The Furry
It's going to be sans auto-confirming a super at the start of the round that does 1 point of damage, where he traps the opponent in a box and waits for time out, just to make people rage quit.
+itsacharcoalice
okay but sans only has 1 hp, meaning he'd still lose
Garrett Thomas EXACTLY. Can't wait till someone does even better in MUGEN, if the community is still active.
Keep doing this. Never stop doing this.
+ArkOfTurus Alternate between this and 3rd strike plz
+Chad Serrant This channel could be just Salty Bet and 3rd strike and all would be good in the world.
I'm not nearly drunk enough to watch people watch a CPU running matches against itself. But I can get there!
This doesn't feel fair, the most recent Cryme Tyme showed Woolie doesn't know how betting odds work. Combine that with his illiteracy and the little fella doesn't stand a chance.
Was that DIO fighting a killer whale?
+Takuexl1 Yes it was.
+Takuexl1 Welcome to Salty Bet.
+Takuexl1 welcome to Mugen
+Takuexl1 There's a reason DIO is hailed as THE WHALE KILLER
Where
*_Good times._*
Woolie's face on that Naruto kid vs. Sol Badguy! My sides hurt so much.
That chibi Naruto match... Woolie's complete silence after that first round stomp makes it much better
18:27
There you go.
Edit: 18:37
Woolie's face had me crying
Lads, we need Salty Bet Sundays, we fuckin need more Salty Bet in our lives.
Woolie's reaction to Naruto Kid's performance is the best thing I've seen all week.
I would take this as a monthly series. A tier content, A tier commentary, S tier laughs.
LETS FUCKING GO!
*!Yuri*
AAAAAAAAAAA!!!
+EbonMaster AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
+EbonMaster AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
+EbonMaster !Alan OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
+EbonMaster AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
YOU KNOW WHAT. LET'S DO SOME BETTING, RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW. *ZAIBATSU ALL-OUT DEATH BRAWL ! ! !*
*MATT* vs. *PAT* vs. *WOOLIE* vs. *LIAM* DECIDE THE DESTINY ! ! !
My money's on Woolie ( he'd probably lie his way out of this fight and live )
+Anthony P. No, Destiny IS Destiny
+Anthony P. all in on pat !!!!
Matt brings guns to go all Punisher on everyone, but Liam jumps the guns and Fultons him to the zoo on Motherbase. Then he promises to make Pat into an immortal toilet, so Pat forfeits. Then Woolie comes in and murders everyone, like he did to that one guy on the football field.
Matt, Pat, Woolie and Liam VS Zack.
+Anthony P. Sentient toilet pat is known for murdering people for fun so he will obviusly win
HERE WE FUCKIN' GO. PLEASE LET THERE BE RARE AKUMAS.
Edit:
NO RARE AKUMA. _SHIIIIIIIIIIIITTTT_.
+itsacharcoalice Our lord and savior, Rare Akuma
+itsacharcoalice No Rare Akuma, No Sad Claps, No Dark Ronald, all is dispair.
RainDaemonic ,__,
That Naruto vs Sol fight + reaction was the greatest FNF moment *ever*.
WHEN IS "PERSONUTO: ULTIMATE BLAZBLUE GEAR RETRIBUTION"?
Bruhhhhh
This needs to be a regular show now, fucking amazing
Sunday Night Salty Bet please
This is pure gold, so many good moments.
whoever doesn't bet on the extremly small characters are wrong
+MrJake8555 Unless they're hilarious bullshit characters. wtf is Rare Akuma...
+Chad Serrant Is dark ronald still in the game
But the real question here is can The Ferret beat Superman?
+kruaser123 How well does spoderman fit into all of this?
I can't take Pat seriously when he says Log Horizon sucks, while simultaneously saying season 1 of SOA is acceptable.
Log Horizon does suck and only season 1 of SAO is good
@@boogiemann9363 agreed
I think the most surreal thing about this entire experience was the abrupt presence of the intro to the Kenan & Kel show in the middle of the Goku and Ferret fight
Woolie's hole is gonna get bankrupt after this charade
He'll always have that Coward's Bailout.
Super Nightmare Geese vs. Venom with effing 'Come to Daddy' in the background... i thought i was too high for a second there- then i remembered this is like the best thing ever.
excuse me- Venomu
Pat, you don't get to shit on Log Horizon, you liked Sword Art Online
He watched SAO he never said he liked it, if anything they liked how awful SAO is
+Lonelycoast Pat has said on multiple occasions that he hates Sword Art Online.
Nobody gets to shit on LogHorizon when I'm alive.
+Lonelycoast Pat has gone on record in saying that the first like 13 or 14 episodes of SAO is enjoyable if a bit dull and the rest is shit, altho at one point he did say he was enjoying season 2 of SAO, but that didn't last long
+Lonelycoast
wait are those different things I thought blog horizon was just season two of sordart
I didnt subscribe just so you guys could just add 'money falling down' filter over the fistcuffs intro. You make a new intro and you make it good...please....your the best with these....atleast just throw salt in woolies eyes.
Woolie's expression after that Naruto kid fight, lol.
Woolie's face when Sol beat Naruto's shit in. That was fucking amazing
I DIDN'T SEE ANY BISON BUCKS IN THAT INTRO!
*DISLIKED! UNSUBBED!*
"8/10" - IGN
+Life Is Crap 7.8/10 Too many Bison Bucks
+Chad Serrant Christ almighty, someone that actually quoted that correctly :D Very rare sight.
I've seen you in classic gaming, RT, now here LIC. ...Man our viewing habits are closely linked.
ayy lmao
It's happening. And I can't wait.
Sticky Situation Lennyface.jpeg
And I see you everywhere so it's becoming a problem. Send help.
Awwwwwww yea
+GanguroKonata I'M SO HYPED!!!
it's okay guys. one days you'll upload a video where you actually manage to sync the video and audio. one day. not today, but one day.
i like how, in the video, Woolie straight up asks Liam to give him a visual sync, and they *still* didnt get it right.
“It’s always the small bullshit characters that win!” Pat says as he bets on the bigger character. Classic
Fucking sol just FUCKED UP NARUTO HOLY SHIT. Look at woolie's face...just see the salt coming from his pours
As a long time Saltybetsman, it's such a treat to see you guys do this.
ABOUT!
FUCKING!
TIME!
AND GOOGOO64 IS OVERPOWERED! YOU CAN'T STOP IT!
Woolie's face at 18:43 is golden
We need another salty bet!
SALTY BET II: RISING SALT! THE RUSTLING!
This should be a recurring monthly special. Salty Periods.
man this series was awesome
kenan and kel theme backing the ssj3 goku vs ferret fight just made it even more ridiculous
how have i missed these? These are great
I forgot how much I love Salty Bet's music playlists.
ahahahahaha Woolie's face. oh god that naruto battle
I love how they don't explain what salty bet is they just get into it
Also if you guys could do an episode like this like once a month that would be great
So, all the salt that has built up over all the FNF/SMS has all finally led to this...Sweet Mother Teresa on the hood of a Mercedes Benz.
Oh man, I've been wanting a best friends watch of some Salty Bet for ages now, and my dreams have finally come true!
Truly the season of miracles has begun!
The only way this could be better if there was a money counter for all 4 of them.
All we need is Friday Night VGCW and everything will be goooood.
17:40 for the woolie moment
Whoolie's face in the Naruto Kid fight was priceless
18:40 The death of Woolie's hopes.
Just happened to jump onto SaltyBet to see Plague of Gripes talking about banana muffins while losing all his money against Galactus. Good times.
Hato is a cookie that is popular in certain places in Japan. HATO IS A FUCKING COOKIE
The delays, the encoding problems, the whole mess of an experience.
Truly, we are the Salty Bet.
The amount of people unaware of Saltybet is so surprising it's making me want to come back to it and donate my millions to non-illum plebians.
This is the single greatest thing that the Best Friends have ever showed me. All in on gief every time.
My hope is that on their salty quest to avoid Blazblue and Naruto they actually play Eternal Champions
+Wulfsmasher oh it will come. i thiiiiink Matt has it on sega cd
This is honestly one of the best videos on the channel.
From a technical standpoint this is probably your worst video, content wise its the best
We starting SaltyBet and Solid Snake is already on the screen ready to go, what a good sign the the BEST IS YET TO COME.