+Isaac Morrison After watching it all the way through, Super Best Cowards is right. Matt. Come on Man. Throw some cash down. You sat there like a lump on a log. Sheesh.
Starting total: 300 each, or 1200 total Liam: 135 Matt: 350 Woolie: 200 Pat: 420 Total: 1105 Somehow, in the course of this video, there was a net loss of 95 Bison Bucks.
Woolie's face at 18:45 might by my favorite thing this channel has ever shown. The expression of a man whose dreams have been crushed, distilled to its most brutal form.
1:30 "Woolie: Always bet on nanomachines! Pat: No, always bet on tiny shit characters made by Mexicans." ...and that's when I knew this would be the best Fisticuffs Ever.
+Epitaph of Gungnir One Bison dollar will be worth 5 English pounds. That's the exchange rate the bank of England will set we end up kidnap there queen.
Woolie's justification for the quality of the video: "So just to explain the technical stuff, this video was the absolute worst salvage job we've ever had on fucked footage. The game audio was just fucked from the get go, and the capture was merging and king crimsoning frames literally every round, so the end result is a manual resynch of every round to the cam footage to the audio, based on our reactions, while the game delay was a lost cause. The only reason I didn't delete this entire session was because of the Naruto Sol moment."
+N00BSYBORG That's why Naruto got fucking wrecked. Woolie finally realized how futile the love he has for it is. You can see the delicious despair in his eyes at 18:37
N00BSYBORG Maybe. Because, truth be told, we could fund the whole thing in a day if half of the backers who pledged $30 and $60 upgraded to $100. We'd hit the goal instantly, and I want to tell existing backers that.
@@kaiserrino8774 If anything, I feel its Pat that became too difficult to work with. The last few videos of SBFP, Matt seemed hyped returning to the channel's roots, which is to play glitchy, trash games. Pat on the other hand looked like he wanted NONE of it. This can be seen in the Star Trek LP they were doing.
This is not a joke, or even an exaggeration: I imagined I had $300, bet $50 first, then another $50 after, then $100, then $100, and lost every single match and all of my money. _Then_ I started betting when I had nothing to bet, and won every single one. Every. single. one. The moment I had nothing to bet with...
I think the most surreal thing about this entire experience was the abrupt presence of the intro to the Kenan & Kel show in the middle of the Goku and Ferret fight
+DanielAvelan Y'know, I asked Woolie about this actually. His answer basically boiled down to, "We already did Arena, so Ultimax is a low priority." I'm betting the jokes about doing Ultimax will end long before they actually do Ultimax. Or ultimately forget about it.
+saminabox It would be so great if the Best Friends made this a once a month or even weekly (if we're lucky) series, god Salty Bet needs more attention, especially on UA-cam.
This doesn't feel fair, the most recent Cryme Tyme showed Woolie doesn't know how betting odds work. Combine that with his illiteracy and the little fella doesn't stand a chance.
Oh man, I've been wanting a best friends watch of some Salty Bet for ages now, and my dreams have finally come true! Truly the season of miracles has begun!
+Squibo The Furry It's going to be sans auto-confirming a super at the start of the round that does 1 point of damage, where he traps the opponent in a box and waits for time out, just to make people rage quit.
I love how they don't explain what salty bet is they just get into it Also if you guys could do an episode like this like once a month that would be great
Super Nightmare Geese vs. Venom with effing 'Come to Daddy' in the background... i thought i was too high for a second there- then i remembered this is like the best thing ever.
YOU KNOW WHAT. LET'S DO SOME BETTING, RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW. *ZAIBATSU ALL-OUT DEATH BRAWL ! ! !* *MATT* vs. *PAT* vs. *WOOLIE* vs. *LIAM* DECIDE THE DESTINY ! ! ! My money's on Woolie ( he'd probably lie his way out of this fight and live )
Matt brings guns to go all Punisher on everyone, but Liam jumps the guns and Fultons him to the zoo on Motherbase. Then he promises to make Pat into an immortal toilet, so Pat forfeits. Then Woolie comes in and murders everyone, like he did to that one guy on the football field.
it's okay guys. one days you'll upload a video where you actually manage to sync the video and audio. one day. not today, but one day. i like how, in the video, Woolie straight up asks Liam to give him a visual sync, and they *still* didnt get it right.
I hope you guys do more of this in the future because this shit was awesome and hilarious. You guys are great even when you're betting fake money while watching a stream. lol
This is hilarious to me because I literally just found out what Salty Bet is by listening to their podcast before coming here. And now the Salty Bet vid is up. Gotta love timing.
You did it. You found a way to provide quality fighting game content without having to actually do anything. Truly, we are the Super Best Cowards.
+Isaac Morrison I mean people still stream Marvel so there's that.
+Isaac Morrison and they still fucked it up somehow with the stream dying on them
+Isaac Morrison After watching it all the way through, Super Best Cowards is right.
Matt. Come on Man. Throw some cash down. You sat there like a lump on a log. Sheesh.
William Gregor I was amazed how predictive my comment was.
+Isaac Morrison Super Best Friends: Re-Backdowned
Woolie didn't pay me shit, mang.
+PlagueOfGripes So are you SALTY over that BET?....DOHOHOHOHOHO I KILL ME
What even am I watching? O_o XD
+PlagueOfGripes I appreciate your stuff Plague-sama.
+PlagueOfGripes Well he's not sponsoru desu on Patreon so shut up.
+Mania Make sure there is over 20 pounds of it
Starting total: 300 each, or 1200 total
Liam: 135
Matt: 350
Woolie: 200
Pat: 420
Total: 1105
Somehow, in the course of this video, there was a net loss of 95 Bison Bucks.
Bison sneaked into the room while the camera was of and nobody was looking.
But what's more important is Pat's blatant drug abuse.
+Rick Johnson That Boruto match was like the great wall street crash.
The answer is simple, they all suck shit and slightly miscounted.
@@logandh2 I mean if you want to take the fun out of it, yeah.
Woolie's face when Naruto gets absolutely shit on by Sol gives me life. xD It is the very essence of Saltybet, to garner reactions like that.
+AstralMuffin105 Woolie was just upset Naruto didn't steal any pies or lie his way to victory
+AstralMuffin105 And if you listen real close-like, you can hear the splash before his heart sinks into the salty ocean.
The only thought on Woolie's mind was, "Why did you jump into that?"
Woolie's face at 18:45 might by my favorite thing this channel has ever shown. The expression of a man whose dreams have been crushed, distilled to its most brutal form.
1:30
"Woolie: Always bet on nanomachines!
Pat: No, always bet on tiny shit characters made by Mexicans."
...and that's when I knew this would be the best Fisticuffs Ever.
HOLY SHIT MUGEN BETTING?!?
THEY'RE DOIN IT
WE IN DEEP NOW
What stream was this?
Literally in the title. It's a 24/7 stream called Saltybet. Go to Saltybet.com to participate in the online (free) betting.
I'll pay 1,000 Bison Dollars to see how deep this will go!
+brandell washington Google SaltyBet
+Epitaph of Gungnir One Bison dollar will be worth 5 English pounds. That's the exchange rate the bank of England will set we end up kidnap there queen.
Woolie's justification for the quality of the video:
"So just to explain the technical stuff, this video was the absolute worst salvage job we've ever had on fucked footage. The game audio was just fucked from the get go, and the capture was merging and king crimsoning frames literally every round, so the end result is a manual resynch of every round to the cam footage to the audio, based on our reactions, while the game delay was a lost cause.
The only reason I didn't delete this entire session was because of the Naruto Sol moment."
+tricksterhuaun You can't say Woolie doesn't know what the fans want.
King Crimsoning is a unique way of describing synching footage lol
OMG when Naruto Kid got BLOWN THE FUCK UP!!! Kreygasm Kreygasm
+Dirk Diggy !Kenwins Kappa
i flipped my shit
+Dirk Diggy Woolie's reaction killed me.
*SATISFACTION*
+Dirk Diggy no one was surprised
So this is how Matt paid for the wedding...
+Mitch Gosser (PolterZeitgeist) Well... let's just say it was one way he got the money...
+MelBrooksKA Dog Residue?
Dragirby That's a good one too
WILL THE ZAIBATSU CONTINUE DOING LITERALLY ANYTHING TO AVOID PLAYING NARUTO AND BLAZBLUE? TUNE IN NEXT WEEK TO FIND OUT.
+N00BSYBORG That's why Naruto got fucking wrecked. Woolie finally realized how futile the love he has for it is. You can see the delicious despair in his eyes at 18:37
AfroMetalMizu You can literally taste the salt.
N00BSYBORG Ah, also, you know any other way to communicate with the Indivisible backers other than the comment section there?
AfroMetalMizu No not unless a person outright say so. Might be best to try the Indivisible Twitter or Facebook account.
N00BSYBORG Maybe. Because, truth be told, we could fund the whole thing in a day if half of the backers who pledged $30 and $60 upgraded to $100. We'd hit the goal instantly, and I want to tell existing backers that.
Im in tears laughing after seeing Woolie's dream crushed with "Naruto kid", his face of true terror broke me and everyone else's laughter.
I like to go back and rewatch these when I'm feeling bad, SaltyBet and the David Cage playthroughs always brighten my day.
SOMEONE MADE A JOKE ABOUT THIS LAST WEEK.
WHAT THE FUCK
WHAT THE F U C K
for security
+Alyxander Byfield lmao your the only one doing this
+SadistSerpent IT WAS ME. I DO IT.
+SadistSerpent Bruh they been joking about this since they started fisticuffs
Matt: "Your old Gross Man Wizard is dying"
Pat: "No, no, no. He's gonna Gross Man Wizard his way to the top!"
Speechless.
Woolie regrets his childhood dreams at 17:39
I feel like pat is the type of guy that would've been shot in the old west for cheating at poker
+Devon Palmer I feel like Pat is the kind of guy that would have been shot... period.
+Devon Palmer He would be shot for not knowing how to play poker.
Shifty-eyes Pat
It would fly over his head
*draws faces on fingers*
*Sniff* The gangs all here...
*Cries*
oh no
"Temmie needs to go to college" ok this is gonna be a good episode
I wasnt prepared for this.
+Mako Mankanshoku Well get prepared. We're going in raw!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
+Judgementxxx I didn't have time to bite the pillow!
Andy Tapia NO TIME!!
*WELCOME TO THE MINES*
I hope you're beary prebeared for this unbearable bear of a battle!
Woolie's finest Back-down...
Damn. This brings me back. Good times.
Always bet on the characters with the smaller hitboxes!
Hey I’m a big fan can you reply to this comment
Shingo would like to collect your Bison Bucks sir
The nostalgia is real 😭 Zaibatsu forever
God bless
Zaibatsu for laifu
If Matt only would stop being so petty and holding grudges.
@@kaiserrino8774 If anything, I feel its Pat that became too difficult to work with. The last few videos of SBFP, Matt seemed hyped returning to the channel's roots, which is to play glitchy, trash games. Pat on the other hand looked like he wanted NONE of it. This can be seen in the Star Trek LP they were doing.
This is not a joke, or even an exaggeration:
I imagined I had $300, bet $50 first, then another $50 after, then $100, then $100, and lost every single match and all of my money.
_Then_ I started betting when I had nothing to bet, and won every single one.
Every. single. one.
The moment I had nothing to bet with...
I think the most surreal thing about this entire experience was the abrupt presence of the intro to the Kenan & Kel show in the middle of the Goku and Ferret fight
Anything to delay Naruto and BlazBlue.
for security reasons
+Xandus117 It's really stupid at this point.
+Xandus117 Also, fuck Ultimax, I guess.
+Xandus117 they are probably going to delay naruto until next naruto game
+DanielAvelan Y'know, I asked Woolie about this actually. His answer basically boiled down to, "We already did Arena, so Ultimax is a low priority." I'm betting the jokes about doing Ultimax will end long before they actually do Ultimax. Or ultimately forget about it.
It always fills my heart with bliss when I see Canadians make it rain with American money.
Literally ANYTHING to avoid playing Naruto, Blazblue, or Ultimax. Let the salt begin!
I just found this playlist after learning about Saltybest... of course these guys watched it.... :c still sad about the breakup
These were always a treat, wish they would have done more when Liam was still around.
After watching the WoolieVersus SaltyBet I had to come back here....I HAD TO!
I'm not nearly drunk enough to watch people watch a CPU running matches against itself. But I can get there!
Keep doing this. Never stop doing this.
+ArkOfTurus Alternate between this and 3rd strike plz
+Chad Serrant This channel could be just Salty Bet and 3rd strike and all would be good in the world.
I think we can all agree that first match was rigged.
small hitboxes in saltybet have always been a bunch of bologne. Please nerf capcom.
+shooterb0y23
There's some characters that can beat tiny hitboxes though. You have to bet with precaution.
!bluemary
+flyingtoast27 WHERE'S THE FUCKING HITBOX!! DansGame
+shooterb0y23 All these flavours...
The LOOK on Woolie's face during Naruto vs Sol is AMAZING.
Could we get like a once a week salty bet sundays? or saturdays?
+saminabox Note that Woolie said "Chapter ONE".
+saminabox 'salty bet saturday" has a nice ring to it
I like the idea of Salty Sunday Mass
+saminabox It would be so great if the Best Friends made this a once a month or even weekly (if we're lucky) series, god Salty Bet needs more attention, especially on UA-cam.
+saminabox I'd rather once a month.
So we're going straight to the point tonight eh? But I wanted dinner first.
+ghostfear2011 Nah, this is the main course. How'd you make out today? Alright?
Yeah I was fine. They had me run a register and stay all day.
+ghostfear2011 The Horror.
***** Good to hear. Tomorrow, it'll be my turn ;P
I'm usually in the back room part time. And since you asked, we had a few minor incidents, but nothing really bad.
18:43 At that moment, Woolie was given a grim reminder that day. Never believe in Naruto. The look on his face though!
Now here's some evergreen content.
Is it just me, or is the SaltyBet audio WAY behind?
It's not just you
I would take this as a monthly series. A tier content, A tier commentary, S tier laughs.
Woolie's face on that Naruto kid vs. Sol Badguy! My sides hurt so much.
This needs to be a regular show now, fucking amazing
Sunday Night Salty Bet please
This is pure gold, so many good moments.
this was the peak of life
Just happened to jump onto SaltyBet to see Plague of Gripes talking about banana muffins while losing all his money against Galactus. Good times.
Woolie's reaction to Naruto Kid's performance is the best thing I've seen all week.
As a long time Saltybetsman, it's such a treat to see you guys do this.
That chibi Naruto match... Woolie's complete silence after that first round stomp makes it much better
That Naruto vs Sol fight + reaction was the greatest FNF moment *ever*.
This doesn't feel fair, the most recent Cryme Tyme showed Woolie doesn't know how betting odds work. Combine that with his illiteracy and the little fella doesn't stand a chance.
Oh man, I've been wanting a best friends watch of some Salty Bet for ages now, and my dreams have finally come true!
Truly the season of miracles has begun!
Lads, we need Salty Bet Sundays, we fuckin need more Salty Bet in our lives.
whatever they can do to avoid playing Ultimax.
why? I dunno. I think Ultimax is good.
+Sanobearon Ultimax is great, broken, but great
+Sanobearon I think at this point they're just doing it to mess with the fans who keep asking. Same with BlazBlue.
Vidyagamesnake wait, broken?
how?
+Sanobearon I'd honestly have a Chapter 2 to this than Ultimax (if only for fear of P4 spoilers).
Th3SmartAlec
Definitely avoid Ultimax if you want to avoid P4 spoilers. There is a massive spoiler in the character select screen alone.
I want a Sans character to be made that cheats and can HIT their lifebar and shit.
+Squibo The Furry
It's going to be sans auto-confirming a super at the start of the round that does 1 point of damage, where he traps the opponent in a box and waits for time out, just to make people rage quit.
+itsacharcoalice
okay but sans only has 1 hp, meaning he'd still lose
Garrett Thomas EXACTLY. Can't wait till someone does even better in MUGEN, if the community is still active.
"My belief doesn't effect these digital holograms" - Pat ~2015
WHEN IS "PERSONUTO: ULTIMATE BLAZBLUE GEAR RETRIBUTION"?
Bruhhhhh
I love how they don't explain what salty bet is they just get into it
Also if you guys could do an episode like this like once a month that would be great
*_Good times._*
Dude! Get hype as shit! The Kenan and Kel theme playing during SSJ3 Goku vs Ferret! Fitting!
Stop it UA-cam algorithm.
You're hurting me.
Im Steeping in my nostalgia
Super Nightmare Geese vs. Venom with effing 'Come to Daddy' in the background... i thought i was too high for a second there- then i remembered this is like the best thing ever.
excuse me- Venomu
Wow, the quality of the recording is stunning.
Seriosly, I can't move, I have stars around my head.
Thanks, XBOX!
Was that DIO fighting a killer whale?
+Takuexl1 Yes it was.
+Takuexl1 Welcome to Salty Bet.
+Takuexl1 welcome to Mugen
+Takuexl1 There's a reason DIO is hailed as THE WHALE KILLER
Where
Woolie's face when Sol beat Naruto's shit in. That was fucking amazing
Woolie's expression after that Naruto kid fight, lol.
that shingo v space warrior fight was literally breaking time and space salty bet is the greatest shit
It's happening. And I can't wait.
Sticky Situation Lennyface.jpeg
And I see you everywhere so it's becoming a problem. Send help.
Awwwwwww yea
+GanguroKonata I'M SO HYPED!!!
“It’s always the small bullshit characters that win!” Pat says as he bets on the bigger character. Classic
YOU KNOW WHAT. LET'S DO SOME BETTING, RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW. *ZAIBATSU ALL-OUT DEATH BRAWL ! ! !*
*MATT* vs. *PAT* vs. *WOOLIE* vs. *LIAM* DECIDE THE DESTINY ! ! !
My money's on Woolie ( he'd probably lie his way out of this fight and live )
+Anthony P. No, Destiny IS Destiny
+Anthony P. all in on pat !!!!
Matt brings guns to go all Punisher on everyone, but Liam jumps the guns and Fultons him to the zoo on Motherbase. Then he promises to make Pat into an immortal toilet, so Pat forfeits. Then Woolie comes in and murders everyone, like he did to that one guy on the football field.
Matt, Pat, Woolie and Liam VS Zack.
+Anthony P. Sentient toilet pat is known for murdering people for fun so he will obviusly win
This is the single greatest thing that the Best Friends have ever showed me. All in on gief every time.
We need another salty bet!
SALTY BET II: RISING SALT! THE RUSTLING!
Words can't describe how hype I am about this video! You guys are the best!!
it's okay guys. one days you'll upload a video where you actually manage to sync the video and audio. one day. not today, but one day.
i like how, in the video, Woolie straight up asks Liam to give him a visual sync, and they *still* didnt get it right.
We starting SaltyBet and Solid Snake is already on the screen ready to go, what a good sign the the BEST IS YET TO COME.
But the real question here is can The Ferret beat Superman?
+kruaser123 How well does spoderman fit into all of this?
Thank you for the correct choice of intro music, SBFZ. Just inject that sweet Casino Night sax into my veins.
I can't take Pat seriously when he says Log Horizon sucks, while simultaneously saying season 1 of SOA is acceptable.
Log Horizon does suck and only season 1 of SAO is good
@@boogiemann9363 agreed
I hope you guys do more of this in the future because this shit was awesome and hilarious. You guys are great even when you're betting fake money while watching a stream. lol
Woolie's hole is gonna get bankrupt after this charade
He'll always have that Coward's Bailout.
This is hilarious to me because I literally just found out what Salty Bet is by listening to their podcast before coming here. And now the Salty Bet vid is up. Gotta love timing.
HERE WE FUCKIN' GO. PLEASE LET THERE BE RARE AKUMAS.
Edit:
NO RARE AKUMA. _SHIIIIIIIIIIIITTTT_.
+itsacharcoalice Our lord and savior, Rare Akuma
+itsacharcoalice No Rare Akuma, No Sad Claps, No Dark Ronald, all is dispair.
RainDaemonic ,__,
This should be a recurring monthly special. Salty Periods.
LETS FUCKING GO!
*!Yuri*
AAAAAAAAAAA!!!
+EbonMaster AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
+EbonMaster AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
+EbonMaster !Alan OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
+EbonMaster AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I was actually watching SaltyBet not even 5 minutes before this appeared in my subscription box.
whoever doesn't bet on the extremly small characters are wrong
+MrJake8555 Unless they're hilarious bullshit characters. wtf is Rare Akuma...
+Chad Serrant Is dark ronald still in the game
The delays, the encoding problems, the whole mess of an experience.
Truly, we are the Salty Bet.
how have i missed these? These are great
Other than some sound balancing this vid was great! I would love to see Salty Bet Saturdays!
man this series was awesome
this was amazeing, I hope they do more of these watching and beting, they seem to enjoy it just as much as the fans have
The only way this could be better if there was a money counter for all 4 of them.
I never thought I'd see Touhou and Two Best Friends together
this pleases me muchly
Hato is a cookie that is popular in certain places in Japan. HATO IS A FUCKING COOKIE
I forgot how much I love Salty Bet's music playlists.
ahahahahaha Woolie's face. oh god that naruto battle
PLEASE DO MORE SALTY BET VIDS!
My jaw hit and stayed on the ground when I saw this was this Friday's Fisticuffs.
So, all the salt that has built up over all the FNF/SMS has all finally led to this...Sweet Mother Teresa on the hood of a Mercedes Benz.
Its nice that the chat is include. The video that no ones waiting, but everyone ask, fill us with determination
Why is the stream audio like a whole minute behind?