"So Patrick, you want to marry my daughter? What do you do for a living?" Watch a computer play fighting games against itself and put it on the internet
GENERAL L MOVES AT SPEEDS INCOMPREHENSIBLE EVEN TO HIMSELF! HE ONCE DATED ONE OF HIS AFTERIMAGES FOR A YEAR AND THREE MONTHS BEFORE THEY BOTH REALIZED THEY WERE HIMSELF!
ZoddGuts I think you misunderstood me; I like watching them bet on SaltyBet more than watching them play Fighting Game of the Week; oftentimes, they're more into it than they are with some games, and their blind reactions to some of the bullshit are wonderful.
I'm the guy who came up with/made the Blazblue Salty bet logo. I didn't know they were gonna use it! But I'm happy they did! I thought it might add to the salty nature of the series. ;D
Rankings from the first video: Matt: 445 Pat: 420 Woolie: 200 Liam: 135 Rankings from the last episode: Liam: 465 Pat: 306 Matt: 306 Woolie: 123 Combined totals are: Matt: 751 Pat: 726 Liam: 600 Woolie: 323 SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS Winnings from today's video: Pat: 590 Matt: 240 Woolie: 230 Liam: 0 NEW Combined Totals and Current standings: Pat: 1316 Matt: 991 Liam: 600 Woolie: 553 Will Best Friends frontrunner Patrump lose his lead in the race to become the saltiest best friend? Find out in the next episode of Friday Night SaltyBet!
I just realized that the money raining down in the intro is American Dollars, but then I also realized of course it wouldn't be Canadian Dollars, that'd be like watching toilet paper roll down the screen.
I adore that the one blazblue character that showed up was fucking Jin. and he got his shit pushed in by A Kawaii as hell kung fu rabbit girl. This one thing with the new title card is the greatest thing ever.
+CaptainThunderWolf You can call him Ares but it's Jins exact moveset and a color swap you could likely get most of in an actual blazblue game. Soooo basically Jin.
+ponquinful you know what? you are absolutely right. I didn't even look at it that way. But no Id pick Tao to push people's shit in over Rachel anyday. -3-
+AJStewart2013 They have a service where people pay to see their videos early though. They are living off of this so I'd expect a higher quality, especially when it's something so simple a baby could do it.
+AJStewart2013 Kids doing minecraft videos with the speakers on in the background behind the mic echoing game audio are synced up better than this video. Don't deny this truth, you know it's true.
GUYS. I KNOW THIS IS STUPID BUT HEAR ME OUT. Literally like 5 hours ago I was thinking about a 3rd installment in Friday Night SaltyBet, and the Zaibatsu has heard my calling. Holy shit you guys.
nickreilly72 Certainly. It just seemed like they never gave BB a chance in the first place, but they seem to have enjoyed Calamity Trigger more than they admit. Well Liam is actually not as negative as the rest. He never said he disliked it.
***** Well you can interpret this however you want, but I think Woolie just chose this design because he genuinly likes it. Also the Zaibatsu is world famous for kicking dead horses all day every day. And then they upload it to Horseporn dot com which you can get a free trial for by typing in the code "WOOLIEM".
RavinKaito Very true. Though in the Calamity Trigger video they did, they were constantly adding more character designs they actually liked until it was like half the cast. They are in serious denial lol
I'm glad they played ultimax cause I'd (probably laugh actually.) be disappointed if they did what they did with the thumbnail here.Sorry blazeblue fans.
THESE ARE FANTASTIC NEVER STOP DOING THEM Seriously, I love Saturday Morning Scrub Lords the best but this is by far my ABSOLUTE favorite thing that they do.
Dally, the interdimensional Bug Warrior, gave Ken the most fatal technique of all: The Succ. Superman's corpse was found days later, as Dally took the fortress for himself.
It's videos like this that make me want to jump back into Saltybet again, but I know if I go down that rabbit hole hours maybe days will passed and I won't know what the fuck just happened to the time.
I've been thinking of a more coherent ruleset for the actual betting you guys do: -All players start with one dollar -Any player at zero dollars is spotted a dollar by the bank (so nobody is knocked out in an all in) -All bets are against the bank at a 2:1 ratio for winning -All lost bets are not given back to the bank, instead they are divided evenly between the poorest players, starting with the poorest. (in a tie for poorest, the bet loser chooses) -A fifth nonparticipating player (for example: Matt's cat Zack) is considered for bet division. -In the event that all four of the Zaibatsu bet on a single fighter and lose, all bets go to Zack. -The First player to reach 25 dollars wins, Zack is included.
FUCK ME. -50 on Yumemi (Started here) -20 Ballform Felicia -50 M. Bison FUCK THAT, General L. +30 on Megumi -75 on Evil Ken (FUCK YOU WOOLIE-Nah I was going to go for it anyways.) -50 on Shirai_Kuroko -20 on Zazie -50 on ALien QUeen +20 on Lt. Kurosawa -30 on Randy +100 on Touka +100 on Real Ryu +75 on ZZ Gundam +200 on Kung Fu Rabbit (But I cheated having read the comments first...) -50 on Bokusuka Wars +170 (if you count Kung Fu Rabbit, but I would have betted against Jin anyways) -30 officially. I had a hot streak going at the end, but I for sure lost more than I won. This is why I don't real gamble lol
Doubling down on the BlazBlue salt, I take it. That said, the fact it has a logo now tells me these will be continuing into the future. That fills me with determination.
You know, the "against the bank" system is significantly better as the bank will not back down like people do.
"So Patrick, you want to marry my daughter? What do you do for a living?"
Watch a computer play fighting games against itself and put it on the internet
+MetalDrummer141 Then the daughter is just gone after that, but the dad goes "I'll marry you, don't worry."
+bruno cremasco But the dad was dead for 21 years........
+btpbtpbtp Then who was phone?
Alasondro Alegre I don't know why your comment is killing me with laughter, but i'm already dead now.
I love how the hypest round was a gundam vs a football player.
+Rotcrawler Are you ready to play some FootooF?
"I feel cheated by Woolie"
- Liam, 2016
another episode where Woolie's horrible gambling addition is on display
He was never good at basic math.
+RustedShutKnight
Or MUGEN
Only on the internet can you find videos of people watching people watching a computer fight itself and THEN find people to watch THIS video!
normalguycap Lol! I had the same thought, but hell, 90% of what anyone does for entertainment is pointless in the long run.
Friday De-sync night feat. Blazblue hype ass logo and extreme salt
The sync changed 3 times. I had av sync of -3000 ms, -1500ms, -1800 ms.
GENERAL L MOVES AT SPEEDS INCOMPREHENSIBLE EVEN TO HIMSELF! HE ONCE DATED ONE OF HIS AFTERIMAGES FOR A YEAR AND THREE MONTHS BEFORE THEY BOTH REALIZED THEY WERE HIMSELF!
And then they married
Houston Hilburn OF COURSE! THE SERVICE WAS OFFICIATED BY GODZILLA TOWER.
AND GENERAL L
General L moves so fast he desynced the audio.
I think I prefer these guys doing SaltyBet to them playing games.
+Zanna
Well yeah, because they're not at risk of being exposed on Stream as being Scrubs.
ZoddGuts
At least for awhile.
They could do SaltyBet with Smash Amiibos.
+Zanna Yeah cause atleast the cpus know combos. lol
ZoddGuts
I think you misunderstood me; I like watching them bet on SaltyBet more than watching them play Fighting Game of the Week; oftentimes, they're more into it than they are with some games, and their blind reactions to some of the bullshit are wonderful.
I'm the guy who came up with/made the Blazblue Salty bet logo. I didn't know they were gonna use it! But I'm happy they did! I thought it might add to the salty nature of the series. ;D
+Lee Mounsey You rock! I Love the blaze blue running joke!
May the Salt be with you
+Dentenshi Reignhart Thanks man! Glad you liked it.
I love Blazblue, but, that logo is fucking strong.
I'm very happy to see this artwork as the new FNSB logo. Whoever made it, good job to ya.
Thank God. I can wash my mouth out of Basketball Blackmail Salt with Betting Anime Salt.
+DarkKnightGrave VIC IS SUCH AN ASSHOLE!
My mouth is turning into the goddamn dead sea.
We need Yvette's chin to dig us out of the saltmines.
I hope eventually we get a week of salt. Salty bet all day everyday.
Oh no!
Woolie's Evil Ken hyped has been squashed like a bug!
Or like how those Al-Bhed's will be squashed by the holy fist of yevon if you know what i'm sayin brudda
Welcome to the world of Salty Bet Three.
Prepare for battle.
+Carbonwater
Yeah that makes sense!
HELL YES. these are awesome. it'd be rad if they made this a once a month thing. Or an every other month thing.
+Carson Tipps What about an every week thing? I sure as hell would watch it
+Jack Daniels DUDE "Salty Belt Sundays?!!!!"
Rankings from the first video:
Matt: 445
Pat: 420
Woolie: 200
Liam: 135
Rankings from the last episode:
Liam: 465
Pat: 306
Matt: 306
Woolie: 123
Combined totals are:
Matt: 751
Pat: 726
Liam: 600
Woolie: 323
SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS
Winnings from today's video:
Pat: 590
Matt: 240
Woolie: 230
Liam: 0
NEW Combined Totals and Current standings:
Pat: 1316
Matt: 991
Liam: 600
Woolie: 553
Will Best Friends frontrunner Patrump lose his lead in the race to become the saltiest best friend? Find out in the next episode of Friday Night SaltyBet!
>first fight
>my frickin' Kraidgief
I've been immortalized.
That new logo is fucking amazing. I look forward to the salty comments every time it's saltybet.
Ok they are just straight up trolling us with that thumbnail.
+Alucard And we deserve it.
+Alucard And I love it.
+Alucard We love it like the sluts we are.
+Alucard Its great.
+Alucard They just want to spread the salt.
I just realized that the money raining down in the intro is American Dollars, but then I also realized of course it wouldn't be Canadian Dollars, that'd be like watching toilet paper roll down the screen.
46:27 PopsicklePete "I hope the best friends are watching this"
That's a weird way of saying *_"NONE OF YOU ARE SAFE!"_*
I adore that the one blazblue character that showed up was fucking Jin. and he got his shit pushed in by A Kawaii as hell kung fu rabbit girl. This one thing with the new title card is the greatest thing ever.
+ShionDidNothingWrong
Do you know Blazblue??? THAT HAPPENS IN THE GAME ALL THE TIME!
*Rachel Alucard
+CaptainThunderWolf You can call him Ares but it's Jins exact moveset and a color swap you could likely get most of in an actual blazblue game. Soooo basically Jin.
+ponquinful you know what? you are absolutely right. I didn't even look at it that way. But no Id pick Tao to push people's shit in over Rachel anyday. -3-
+CaptainThunderWolf I tend to do that. sarcasm isn't always easy to read on the internet.
"Something something no Railgun"
Oh ;-;
+Misaka Mikoto You'll be remembered some day.
Between this and your one use in Denki Bunko you get no respect from the Best Friends.
+Misaka Mikoto At least Liam seemed to know.
+Misaka Mikoto Only Liam senpai noticed you this day
+Misaka Mikoto Not even the anime Scrublord Liam didn't know you? The ultimate shame...
That thumbnail is a better joke than that 20 minute Blazblue joke that wasn't funny.
You're right it wasn't funny... It was Hilarious.
Are you still angry about that or perhaps you're...............SALTY!!.
I want to see some real Canadian money being wagered in the next Saltybet installment.
+nOmIcRo4u That's an oxymoron. Canada doesn't have real money.
Liam going hype over TWEWY's soundtrack just warms my heart
God bless that guy
Yo Evil Ken was like THE original Mugen super character. You don't even know.
Fuck I love SaltyBet so much.
I hope we get an episode at least once a mouth.
+Michael Mac It's one of the pillars of twitch's dank memes. Yeah, fucking love it, m8.
So I guess we're all waiting for the dong dong never die characters to appear in this or?
A bunch of DDND characters have already been ported to MUGEN
+Servbot Rambo Yeah I've seen them, would be nice to have them on saltybet as well
haha
that font fucked with someone
Kung Fu Rabbit was literally the hero we all wanted deep down.
And then the waves of salt and Bison dollars began to flow and the onlookers all cried out in unison..."IT'S TIME FOR SALTY BET, SON!"
I FUCKING THOUGHT IT WAS BLAZBLUE FOR A MOMENT.
GODDAMNIT.
>General_L's super summons the face of the drill instructor and scene from full metal jacket
OUT FUCKING STANDING.jpg
How do you even manage to have the audio ahead of the video, while the camera is way behind both?
+Queen Chrysalis So, by that you mean: XSplit.
So glad this is a series now
Hearing phrases like "she's jabbing around her dempsey" fills me with joy and can only be heard from from the zaibatsu
I love this series, I really look forward to more of SaltyBet here.
SaltyBet needs it's own intro.
an extremely salty intro🍚
+X-cessive Bandit so DSP playing fighting games?
+Jeremy Probst (B3AROTAN) Maybe the 1-Minute Melee guys could make a hype brawl scene between a bunch of MUGEN sprites.
I can't think of any intro other than using physical money and wearing those casino hats.
This fan-made logo is fucking great, good choice using it Woolie.
Mr. X - _"They are so stupid... Now Back To The Wall."_
okay so salty bet 4 the reckoning will feature in synch audio good good
That logo will always remind of the great fighting game these guys refuse to play
Guilty Gear
Isuka
was that kaguya in a cart pulled by a bull fighting shirai kuroko from raildex
I've never seen hype drain faster than in that Evil Ken match.
I love it.
+N00BSYBORG Kinda tired of salty bet in general
Joel Rodriguez Not as much as Woolie does.
AfroMetalMizu I like the bullshit too much to ever get tired of salty bet.
N00BSYBORG I'll stick to hoping for Persona and good LP's. And drawing hentai ;3
WE GET TO WATCH OTHER PEOPLE WATCHING OTHER PEOPLE WATCHING A FIGHTING GAME
Couldn't even edit the audio to at least reduce 2 hour lag? It's only down with production value on these videos.
+TheRadioSquare That would require effort though and that is something the Zaibatsu is firmly opposed to.
+AJStewart2013 That's completely unrelated to fixing existing video
+AJStewart2013 Read my comment, I was saying they could've edited this video.
+AJStewart2013 They have a service where people pay to see their videos early though. They are living off of this so I'd expect a higher quality, especially when it's something so simple a baby could do it.
+AJStewart2013 Kids doing minecraft videos with the speakers on in the background behind the mic echoing game audio are synced up better than this video. Don't deny this truth, you know it's true.
These are some of my favorite
Do more if you guys still enjoy them
GUYS. I KNOW THIS IS STUPID BUT HEAR ME OUT. Literally like 5 hours ago I was thinking about a 3rd installment in Friday Night SaltyBet, and the Zaibatsu has heard my calling. Holy shit you guys.
+Some Dude Dude, literally the same except it was last night
lylatfox4 Oh hell yeah. I'm not alone.
This shit is so desynced I'm surprised the audio didn't start at the end of the video. This is just terrible.
Holy shit I'm glad I don't gamble, each and every character I thought "hey this guy will win" lost.
"Hark! Lightning that resides within the ash and depths, descend now as a storm upon my foes! Gravity Blessing!" Fucking bloodbane so cool.
How can watching a rerun of a predetermined bot match be so freaking hype!? >_<
I hope FNSB becomes a regular thing. The Salt never ends.
AAAAAWWW YEEAAAAH
NEVER STOP THE SALT BOYS
You guys need to record during Exhibitions, it's the primetime of the stream!
16:56 That's General from Kaiser Knuckle, the legends say he is the cheapest fighting game final boss .
nickreilly72
You would think the guys behind Fighterpedia would now who was right?
I’m still angry about sppaman vs goodman and its been like almost 4 years
Whatever's needed to avoid blazblue.
+jpz719 But they did play Blazblue.
The music the guys were humming along to strangely reminds me of the training room theme from Omikron.
The new logo is stylish as f*ck. For people who supposedly hate BlazBlue you sure know a lot and love to repeat lines from it lol
nickreilly72
Certainly. It just seemed like they never gave BB a chance in the first place, but they seem to have enjoyed Calamity Trigger more than they admit.
Well Liam is actually not as negative as the rest. He never said he disliked it.
*****
Well you can interpret this however you want, but I think Woolie just chose this design because he genuinly likes it.
Also the Zaibatsu is world famous for kicking dead horses all day every day. And then they upload it to Horseporn dot com which you can get a free trial for by typing in the code "WOOLIEM".
+Yourson Isold Secretly everyone loves at least 1 thing from Blazblue. The game pretty much has it all when you think about it.
RavinKaito
Very true. Though in the Calamity Trigger video they did, they were constantly adding more character designs they actually liked until it was like half the cast.
They are in serious denial lol
Please keep doing these
why aren't these ever in sync?
+TK Lloyd you tube conspiration
+TK Lloyd It's like you don't even read the descriptions...
+TK Lloyd I mean it says right there in the description, but sure, just keep asking.
apoc pon I'm sorry not reading the description
Wait. This isn't Blazblue.
Fuck it. I'm out. If they're too scrubby to play an actual fighting game, I'll just run back to AGS.
+Max Jerker Goodbye. Ye' shall not be missed.
see ya
+Max Jerker GG>>>>>>>BB
+Max Jerker Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out
The American Gem Society?
Yeahhh! Kung Fu Rabbit!
so fucking out of sync
+AJStewart2013 "after"
>not betting sword
scrubs
MEN NEED TO HAVE DREAMS
THEY NEED TO DATTE BAYO
I'm calling it now, one of the salty bets will ACTUALLY be BlazBlue
+5DisAsterz Clairvoyant.
I'm glad they played ultimax cause I'd (probably laugh actually.) be disappointed if they did what they did with the thumbnail here.Sorry blazeblue fans.
Always a pleasure to see some high octane Saltybet action. Maybe another week before Touhou IAMP for fisticuffs.
MUGEN is so cool and dumb at the same time. I love it.
It's okay Woolie... Evil Ken, Evil Ryu, and freakin Dragon Claw... I know your heart was in the right place.
Houria Car, a weapon to rival metal gear
THESE ARE FANTASTIC NEVER STOP DOING THEM
Seriously, I love Saturday Morning Scrub Lords the best but this is by far my ABSOLUTE favorite thing that they do.
Dally, the interdimensional Bug Warrior, gave Ken the most fatal technique of all: The Succ.
Superman's corpse was found days later, as Dally took the fortress for himself.
It's videos like this that make me want to jump back into Saltybet again, but I know if I go down that rabbit hole hours maybe days will passed and I won't know what the fuck just happened to the time.
Everybody voting on Rugal? Man, be a damn shame if Touka just took it.
Touka is now my boy (or bae, maybe both, i don't know)
I've been thinking of a more coherent ruleset for the actual betting you guys do:
-All players start with one dollar
-Any player at zero dollars is spotted a dollar by the bank (so nobody is knocked out in an all in)
-All bets are against the bank at a 2:1 ratio for winning
-All lost bets are not given back to the bank, instead they are divided evenly between the poorest players, starting with the poorest. (in a tie for poorest, the bet loser chooses)
-A fifth nonparticipating player (for example: Matt's cat Zack) is considered for bet division.
-In the event that all four of the Zaibatsu bet on a single fighter and lose, all bets go to Zack.
-The First player to reach 25 dollars wins, Zack is included.
SaltyBet 3: Still No Blazeblue!!!
Give me all your love is easily one of my favorite TWEWY tracks, good shit
this is becoming a series yesssss
Ohga's Masami Obari artwork goes tragically unnoticed by the Zaibatsu.
The storm passes unfelt.
B-bruddah! What happened to the webcam in the SaltyseaBeatz??? Did the Spira ran out of money to fund these Machinas that captures your souls!?
damm salty bet played kikokugai music, never fails to bring awesome things you love
The thumbnail is perfect. Stay salty BlazBlue fans
"Vocaloids are the future" People are already working on that 3d waifu in a box thing, I can't fucking compete with that shit can I?
+Mother Rinko nintendo also getting in on that vocaloid money with that squid sisters concert
lylatfox4 Squid sisters? I'm a bit unfamiliar with them.
Nobody is going to mention the fact that the facecam was floorcam for like 15 minutes?
I love the "I hope the Best Friends are watching this" comment during the real Ryu fight. They didn't even notice it!
FUCK ME.
-50 on Yumemi (Started here)
-20 Ballform Felicia
-50 M. Bison
FUCK THAT, General L.
+30 on Megumi
-75 on Evil Ken (FUCK YOU WOOLIE-Nah I was going to go for it anyways.)
-50 on Shirai_Kuroko
-20 on Zazie
-50 on ALien QUeen
+20 on Lt. Kurosawa
-30 on Randy
+100 on Touka
+100 on Real Ryu
+75 on ZZ Gundam
+200 on Kung Fu Rabbit (But I cheated having read the comments first...)
-50 on Bokusuka Wars
+170 (if you count Kung Fu Rabbit, but I would have betted against Jin anyways)
-30 officially.
I had a hot streak going at the end, but I for sure lost more than I won. This is why I don't real gamble lol
The best friends finally acknowledge the sync issues, but I think I liked it better when they just pretended it wan't happening.
9:45 Yumemi is from Touhou Project, not Eternel Fighter Zero
I'm really happy Woolie knows enough about EFZ to almost immediately recognize Tasofro's old sprite style.
Eternal Fighter Zero when?
Does Matt actually bet? Does he actually act?
Mr. X can tear up gangs of lickers in RE Damnation. Makes sense how his fight turned out with the xenomorphs.
The Salt must flow...
Whenever a Friday Night Cowards gets uploaded it makes my week.
Shiiiit, even the thumbnail is designed to produce salt!
Doubling down on the BlazBlue salt, I take it. That said, the fact it has a logo now tells me these will be continuing into the future. That fills me with determination.
Come on guys. Don't release it if it's this desynced. Just re-record it.
+Voxrar or alternatively just go into the editor and drag the audio two inches to the left on the timeline.
+Voxrar And don't re-record it in another day, no. GO BACK in time and record everything in the same day.
+bruno cremasco EXACTLY
+pdragon619 Easiest edit ever.
I only just started to notice but this has been an issue lately for others, why?
That's a really good Sonic, the way he plays and looks, like an up res Sonic Advance/battle sprite.