I think he just gets off on the humiliation of being a virgin simp, it's the only rational explanation I can think of. He seems to want to be mocked by everyone and I think that's why he continues to talk about how pathetic he is with a proud smile on his face.
Nah it makes sense past a certain age you get so tensed up that you don't even know what to do when it's handed to you. He's probably afraid a girl would make him stop half way thru or some overthinking trauma shit
It makes some sense. He's constantly getting out in the world, actually speaking to women, and probably isn't a misogynist or anything. I think dude is just a humiliation cuck of some sort.
@@chaseray7321 yep that’s basically fumbling. That’s basically letting women run all over you didn’t they are if you’re even able to meet a lady or even let let alone get a number that’s not fake or you’ll get his be there there a beta provider while they’re getting their cheeks clap by Chad in on Tyrone, so yeah it’s it’s sad dude that’s what that is.
Every time he finishes his stories and glances at the interviewer, it's reminiscent of how Norm Macdonald would look after delivering a brilliantly dry joke, observing their reaction. It's quite peculiar.
I used to know a dude like this who used to get off on making conversations the most awkward as possible. At first it seemed like he just had horrible social skills and he definitely did but it also became clear after a while that he was basically also making it more and more awkward on purpose just for the reaction he would get, I think. I have a feeling this guy is doing the same thing.
He’s honestly not that bad looking of a guy, he’s not like a neckbeard or a NEET or anything like with some self improvement he could be pretty attractive. He’s just a weirdo who’s made his v card status his identity and it’s made him really creepy. He just needs to drop off the internet and hit the gym and pick up a hobby. He’s just prolonging the problem acting like this it’s only gonna get worse. And make no mistake this dude is definitely tortured and miserable living like this, there’s no way this dude is happy being like this. He needs to just hit up an escort get the v card out of the way and move on with his life and gotta get away from the egirls.
Losing your v card is not the penultimate goal for moving up in life. Dude needs to get off the internet, leave the house, hit the gym, get a real job, work on himself, actually find some real friends that aren't basement dwellers like him at the moment and then everything else will gradually fall in place. Chris Chan lost his virgnity to an escort, that didn't really solve anything did it?
@@c.d.c9425 I agree with you 100% I just think he should get it over with as the v card issue is obviously clouding his mind. Its not the ultimate thing but it might help him move on with his life.
@@owenshields4639 Atrioc situation I would explain it to you but a lot of youtubers made videos on it that are quite short just look up “Atrioc Controversy”
Dudes actually a good-looking and somewhat charming guy- he's definitely doing all of this intentionally either because he thinks it's funny or because he gets off on it.
It's premature ejaculation, it's weird but isn't like he went in for a hug thinking "oh yeah I'm a bus all over her" it's something some dudes just have to live with.
@@youtubestudiosucks978 I don't know why, if you're curious I'm certain there are actual medical/psychological studies on it. That being said I'd assume it has to due with the brain sending out signals during any remotely intimate/physical situation that it'd normally send out during sex
@@paloim yeah but you need to cause intense stimulation to bust a nut? Did he dry-hump her the whole time during their hug? If it's something like that then that would be explained as just that
Not to say this guy isn’t weird but I kinda understand him not wanting to have sex with girls that throw themselves at him. He probably wants to lose his virginity but more so want to do it with a person he feels actually trust. I’m sure the guys insecure and even for a man being doubtful about your body is common and sometimes sex with a woman you feel is “better” than you can be intimidation. Idk but that’s my thoughts on why’s he’d turn down girls who propositioned him if those stories are true.
yes and no. if it were a random girl, yeah sure but these were streammers he was simping over. Dude wants to be a virgin, for whatever reason. Turning down intercourse with someone he actually likes is just weird. Wanting to take things slow, yeah ok but he didnt even say or bring that up.
I used to cosplay and I would just not think about what might be going on with photos. I walked 10 blocks in downtown Baltimore dressed as "Naga the Serpent" from Slayers and there were a lot of construction sites on the way to the convention center...that weekend was kinda nuts.
nah dallas wouldnt be consisdered an incel that's what happens when you gain the belief that you deserve women and women should come to you and then getting upset that nobody comes.
Even the guy in the Offspring song Self Esteem was getting laid though. His version of impotence was his inability to say no to being used as a drunken booty call by a girl he knows he ought to refuse.
Lmao he constantly looks at the camera. Obviously just a "bad" actor. 😂 watch how he looks at the camera when he says certain names. Total props ,pure genius!!
this dude wakes up in a puddle 5 days a week , meanwhile im getting chased around by my guitar but with little t-rex arms into a house full of dead friends and relatives shaming me for leaving them in a house that stinks like diesel fuel......jeezus i need therapy.
Guys who waste their money on pleasure always disgust me, listen I'm a pathetic pussyfree sissy virgin too but I am NEVER paying for pleasure, that's just too pathetic for me, I spend my money wisely on things like chips, energy drinks and my dvd/vhs collection
dallas used to frequent my chat and i can verify that he is exactly what is seen here. he has no shame and this exposure is all he's ever wanted but it really just raises the question of at what cost?
I hope this Dallas guy gets a good reality check because he only a guys that are getting any poo tang or anything. Our players, Pookie‘s and Ray Ray’s I mean honestly Dallas seems like a pretty cool dude I guess I’m awkward. I still think this is just him doing troll and I think it is it sounds like he’s pretty successful but the women that are throwing themselves and they want money and all they wanna do is get a piece of them physically like you know Action Windu Ave Bedroom and that’s what they want and then they wanna sit there and yeah so I think that was possibly I think he could meet a chick that’s like it. I’ve been to a couple toy shows I’ve seen nerd shakes out there. There’s a woman out there for him but I think he successful he’s got money. He obviously has money for nice for suits and can go out and let chicks buy drinks for him but no he’s one of these guys successful and stuff you know I think all of us on Tom’s channel here at least me I think we’re all Connie Gamers Nerds Ave congregate over here and stuff. I think he’s not a bad dude. I think he’s doing it for attention. I think he really wants me somebody but tell me that he wants to dupe me. A woman is on his own way, so yeah but I as far as that I don’t think I think he’s just trolling that’s what I’m thinking he’s doing I think he’s just testing the waters out and maybe he has had a girlfriend maybe he’s just one of these guys it’s just Altro successful. He’s looking reminds me of big bang theory t
I can't lie, I laughed my ass off when this 27 year old virgin's introduction was suddenly interrupted by Rareware's classic Nintendo 64 game "Banjo Kazooie", very gemmy Tom.
I got a friend that's exactly like this except he lives with his parents, is 36 and has parasocial relationships with streamer girls. Doesn't help that he more less lusts over his DnD buddy's wife. So to people that are in this boat or a similar one to it. Getting older doesn't fix the problem, you gotta get out there build your experiences.
Total anthem for guys like him."Oh I know I'm being used. That's OK man cause I like the abuse. I know she's playing with me. That's okay cause i've got no self esteem." Love that song though.
An Tom is a fallen fan I see. Still love your content, hope you can come back to goofin and gaffin one day buddy. Either way ole glizzy will support your videos because they’re great. Much love.
@@darksu6947 Can't I live with her and the lease isn't up for 6 months, I had a few words with her though about her bs and shes chilled out a bit now though. Will never trust her again though.
@@TheSnoozeFox It's your life my dude, you can do as you damn well please. I just don't feel the need to put up with stupid crap from wahmens........I was married for 17 years and I have a 14 year old daughter I've been raising by myself for the last few years.....I've put up with enough crap already 😀
There was this one video from a psychiatrist that explained that watching too much p*rn affects relationships becuase it builds and unrelaistic expectation in that person, i have a feeling that's what happened to the guy. However, I'm just not too sure either because the part where the girl stripped butt naked seemed like a p*rn situation in on itself. Soemthing doesn't add up.
Realistically how do you even cure something like this? How will terminally online people be like when they're like 70? Do they have a humiliation thing or something?
I remember seeing this on a KSI video and looking at the source, I didn't know he was a simp and I was surprised how complicated it is. He doesn't want to loose Virginity but I don't know wants to be with women or something. I don't know
I dont agree with the coomer shit but I kind of feel insipired by really not giving a damn. His self control is great too. One of the things you see that anyone can be an interesting personality.
I think he just gets off on the humiliation of being a virgin simp, it's the only rational explanation I can think of. He seems to want to be mocked by everyone and I think that's why he continues to talk about how pathetic he is with a proud smile on his face.
I honestly don't know if I even believe that he's a Virgin. I think it's all an act for his humiliation fetish lol
Thats how these weirdo perverts are. The coomer/simp/virgin/beta cuck meme is not a meme its reality.
skippy vibes
Yeah him getting all this negative attention is like a wet dream for him. Literally.
He wants a dommy mommy to yell insults and humilate him while he sits in the cuck chair. Giving him attention is only fueling him more.
The fact that this dude has had the chance to smash twice baffles me, but the fact he rejected them baffles me EVEN MORE...
Bro technically gets more than you. Technically.
He's a virgin on purpose. I believe its a weird kink he has.
Nah it makes sense past a certain age you get so tensed up that you don't even know what to do when it's handed to you. He's probably afraid a girl would make him stop half way thru or some overthinking trauma shit
He gets off by the humiliation of being a loser
It makes some sense. He's constantly getting out in the world, actually speaking to women, and probably isn't a misogynist or anything. I think dude is just a humiliation cuck of some sort.
9:24 dude successfully pulled off the "act gay to get invited to the girls' sleepover" and still fumbled I can't believe it
If you have to act gay to get close to women then you’ve already irreversibly fumbled hard
Whenever someone brings up that trope, all I can picture is the meme with the start of the last level of Halo: Reach.
Honestly if you have to do that you are already a failure and a creep
@@chaseray7321 yep that’s basically fumbling. That’s basically letting women run all over you didn’t they are if you’re even able to meet a lady or even let let alone get a number that’s not fake or you’ll get his be there there a beta provider while they’re getting their cheeks clap by Chad in on Tyrone, so yeah it’s it’s sad dude that’s what that is.
@@davidcurry332 Damn I agreed with you then you started talking like an incel
Every time he finishes his stories and glances at the interviewer, it's reminiscent of how Norm Macdonald would look after delivering a brilliantly dry joke, observing their reaction. It's quite peculiar.
Perhaps he should become a comedian
He has a humiliation fetish
Perhaps he is a comedian running an incredible long-term bit
He's totally taking the piss out of it. 😂
I miss Norm
Plot twist: He has a humiliation fetish and that's why he says all these things
😅😅😅 UhJust MENTAL
Ethan with bleached hair is cursed.
Lowkey gotta respect his openness. I’d never go around telling people about the clown squid shit I commission
A little too open tbh, kinda comes off as creepy
This is not respectable in anyway lol but ok
Internet really made mfs think porn is normal 😭
Him and Skippy should have some sort of final boss battle
Skippy would smash this simpanzee’s bussy
why skippy
@@nizam-alem6761 it’s a duel of the wizards.
@@PolarBear0 wait skippy the minecraft youtuber?
@@nizam-alem6761 Skippy the virgin
Every time I get concern over my hairline someone younger is there to show me that it's not as bad as I though it was. Thanks Dallas.
My best friend started receding at 18 dude. You're good lol
That profile pic
💀🤣
At least he knows how to laugh at himself
Dude seems totally chill. Doesn’t take himself seriously at all. I’d totally have a beer with him. But I might not hug him, lol 😂
For your own safety 😭
I'd have a beer near him, but not with him
nah bruh i would share a prison cell with him going to town on his bussy
The thing is he’s not even unattractive. If he bulked up a lil and got a lobotomy i think he’ll be alright
bro has the twitch bedroom 😭😭
I used to know a dude like this who used to get off on making conversations the most awkward as possible. At first it seemed like he just had horrible social skills and he definitely did but it also became clear after a while that he was basically also making it more and more awkward on purpose just for the reaction he would get, I think. I have a feeling this guy is doing the same thing.
I need a ten hour version of Tom singing “Its ok cause I like the abuse.” That should be his channel theme actually
I don’t think this man wants to have sex tbh
yeah, it's pretty obvious he's not actually interested in it.
I can't get over the clip with that poor older guy in it. Bro was so taken aback, all he could say was "wow".
i just know this video is gonna make me disappointed in people as a whole
edit: i was right
Yeah I’m joining you on this one
@@mileftnht finished the video, i was right
He’s honestly not that bad looking of a guy, he’s not like a neckbeard or a NEET or anything like with some self improvement he could be pretty attractive. He’s just a weirdo who’s made his v card status his identity and it’s made him really creepy. He just needs to drop off the internet and hit the gym and pick up a hobby. He’s just prolonging the problem acting like this it’s only gonna get worse. And make no mistake this dude is definitely tortured and miserable living like this, there’s no way this dude is happy being like this. He needs to just hit up an escort get the v card out of the way and move on with his life and gotta get away from the egirls.
not sure about the whole losing your virginity to a hooker bit but yeah ur mostly right lmfao
maybe not the escort part but yeah
Losing your v card is not the penultimate goal for moving up in life. Dude needs to get off the internet, leave the house, hit the gym, get a real job, work on himself, actually find some real friends that aren't basement dwellers like him at the moment and then everything else will gradually fall in place.
Chris Chan lost his virgnity to an escort, that didn't really solve anything did it?
@@c.d.c9425 I agree with you 100% I just think he should get it over with as the v card issue is obviously clouding his mind. Its not the ultimate thing but it might help him move on with his life.
Dallas is how I imagine every hardcore streamer fan, but without the filter or shame
He is trolling 100%
Exactly what I’m thinking
@@Zaza-vc5th Can you tell by his little smirk that he does? I'm pretty sure he is just a pro troll.
If not trolling he’s 100% into the humiliation
@@chokabitch9342 He's trolling bro. He's laughing at us all
8:24 he's the type of dude to say "I can't betray my oshi"
1:22 One of the rare times a dude can say "Thank God I'm not a woman" and Reddit doesn't get pissy.
Being a woman who's existence attention and validation would be horrific, I'd delete myself.
bro going back to the Ethan clip of him cackling at QT made me laugh so hard actual 2014 ethan moment
What exactly was she crying about? Genuine question as I don't know who she is?
@@owenshields4639 Atrioc situation I would explain it to you but a lot of youtubers made videos on it that are quite short just look up “Atrioc Controversy”
Dudes actually a good-looking and somewhat charming guy- he's definitely doing all of this intentionally either because he thinks it's funny or because he gets off on it.
Yep 👍
"He didnt do anything gross or weird, he just came in his pants" 💀
It's premature ejaculation, it's weird but isn't like he went in for a hug thinking "oh yeah I'm a bus all over her" it's something some dudes just have to live with.
@@paloim that can happen? Why?
@@youtubestudiosucks978 I don't know why, if you're curious I'm certain there are actual medical/psychological studies on it. That being said I'd assume it has to due with the brain sending out signals during any remotely intimate/physical situation that it'd normally send out during sex
@@paloim Why would you be getting horny to the point of ejaculation from a normal ass hug tho? This guy's a sicko
@@paloim yeah but you need to cause intense stimulation to bust a nut? Did he dry-hump her the whole time during their hug? If it's something like that then that would be explained as just that
He looks like if Jacob Elordi from Euphoria drank too much irradiated toilet water from fallout 3
A decent part of me wants to think this is an act, but what would his motivation be? Well done Tom!
The motivation is a sexual humiliation fetish
🤘🤘🙂🙂
Not to say this guy isn’t weird but I kinda understand him not wanting to have sex with girls that throw themselves at him. He probably wants to lose his virginity but more so want to do it with a person he feels actually trust. I’m sure the guys insecure and even for a man being doubtful about your body is common and sometimes sex with a woman you feel is “better” than you can be intimidation. Idk but that’s my thoughts on why’s he’d turn down girls who propositioned him if those stories are true.
yes and no. if it were a random girl, yeah sure but these were streammers he was simping over. Dude wants to be a virgin, for whatever reason. Turning down intercourse with someone he actually likes is just weird. Wanting to take things slow, yeah ok but he didnt even say or bring that up.
Well if he was as pure as you say he is then he wouldn't be so coomer brained
Don't try to defend this guy, he's just a funny wierdo
@@unironicallydel7527 he said it was a random girl from twitchcon, that could just be an attendee. Maybe a whale even. In that scenario Id understand.
Save it for someone you love and trust
maybe he's just pussyfree like me, I ain't cockfree though😉
"The warm embrace of his seed" ought to be the title of an r&b album or something 😂😂
I used to cosplay and I would just not think about what might be going on with photos. I walked 10 blocks in downtown Baltimore dressed as "Naga the Serpent" from Slayers and there were a lot of construction sites on the way to the convention center...that weekend was kinda nuts.
That swatting was of Kootra from the Creature’s, not Dallas.
Lmao that killed me when I saw it , classic clip
@@benjaminrichardson-ql7iy legit took me by surprise, haven’t seen that clip in a while
A classic
The cops we're trying to stop him from destroying the creatures. They failed 😔
Lol I commented that myself, wasn’t sure if anyone would catch it 😂
wait, does he have a humiliation fetish? That would tie this all together.
I’d like to see this guy sit down with Skippy and have a conversation
nah dallas wouldnt be consisdered an incel that's what happens when you gain the belief that you deserve women and women should come to you and then getting upset that nobody comes.
The kootra swat classic
Even the guy in the Offspring song Self Esteem was getting laid though. His version of impotence was his inability to say no to being used as a drunken booty call by a girl he knows he ought to refuse.
Swatt teams who can't read the room and slam people on the ground with their boots should be jailed.
Kootra getting swatted footage is hilarious.
Lmao he constantly looks at the camera. Obviously just a "bad" actor. 😂 watch how he looks at the camera when he says certain names. Total props ,pure genius!!
Y'know I was waiting for you to cover this topic, Tom.
He’s taken the coomer pill and ascended to a higher plane.
What the heck is a coomer? Why do people keep saying that word.
I mean...I admire that he has no shame...
Shame is a good thing I some cases..
People should have shame
i'm never hugging anyone ever again, absolutely vile
Damn, blasting from a hug is a wild concept
Ngl this channel is fuckin awesome. Love you Tom
those eyes - those dull dead eyes.
this dude wakes up in a puddle 5 days a week , meanwhile im getting chased around by my guitar but with little t-rex arms into a house full of dead friends and relatives shaming me for leaving them in a house that stinks like diesel fuel......jeezus i need therapy.
This guy is everything I hate but he has a very weird charisma that just makes him funny.
Guys who waste their money on pleasure always disgust me, listen I'm a pathetic pussyfree sissy virgin too but I am NEVER paying for pleasure, that's just too pathetic for me, I spend my money wisely on things like chips, energy drinks and my dvd/vhs collection
dallas used to frequent my chat and i can verify that he is exactly what is seen here. he has no shame and this exposure is all he's ever wanted but it really just raises the question of at what cost?
"He didn't do anything gross or weird... Just came in his pants." Is that all? Not weird at all.
1:56 is the most funny Ethan has been in years
my fault for trying to watch this vid in public
A true romantic forced to live in this cold world...🥀
One of my favorite things to do is sneak over to my neighbors car and night and rub my balls on their door handle, the feeling is so exhilarating.
I hope this Dallas guy gets a good reality check because he only a guys that are getting any poo tang or anything. Our players, Pookie‘s and Ray Ray’s I mean honestly Dallas seems like a pretty cool dude I guess I’m awkward. I still think this is just him doing troll and I think it is it sounds like he’s pretty successful but the women that are throwing themselves and they want money and all they wanna do is get a piece of them physically like you know Action Windu Ave Bedroom and that’s what they want and then they wanna sit there and yeah so I think that was possibly I think he could meet a chick that’s like it. I’ve been to a couple toy shows I’ve seen nerd shakes out there. There’s a woman out there for him but I think he successful he’s got money. He obviously has money for nice for suits and can go out and let chicks buy drinks for him but no he’s one of these guys successful and stuff you know I think all of us on Tom’s channel here at least me I think we’re all Connie Gamers Nerds Ave congregate over here and stuff. I think he’s not a bad dude. I think he’s doing it for attention. I think he really wants me somebody but tell me that he wants to dupe me. A woman is on his own way, so yeah but I as far as that I don’t think I think he’s just trolling that’s what I’m thinking he’s doing I think he’s just testing the waters out and maybe he has had a girlfriend maybe he’s just one of these guys it’s just Altro successful. He’s looking reminds me of big bang theory t
The real life "don't mess with Bruno"
I am morified THIS CREATURE IS FOUL
This guy's a real life American Pie character
Asp🍔
Dude so glad to see you're not pulling a Completionist with your avatar lmao
2 possibilities here. Insane commitment to a character, or humiliation fetish
I can't lie, I laughed my ass off when this 27 year old virgin's introduction was suddenly interrupted by Rareware's classic Nintendo 64 game "Banjo Kazooie", very gemmy Tom.
If only he had that same confidence on camera when talking to women
1:11 you can see the pain in eyes after having said that. You can see he aint really happy about being one. You gonna get your body one day brodie
That's here is the guy representing 90% of the Twitch crowd
Dallas scares me
That’s the clip of Kootra getting swatted in The Creatures’s office I think lol 3:03
I did not expect to see a clip kootra being swatted.
Holy shit it's been years since I've seen the creatures
I think dude definitely has a humiliation kink, and a praise queen complex
legend
I love that Ethan clip, it was legitimately funny, poor guy
I got a friend that's exactly like this except he lives with his parents, is 36 and has parasocial relationships with streamer girls. Doesn't help that he more less lusts over his DnD buddy's wife. So to people that are in this boat or a similar one to it. Getting older doesn't fix the problem, you gotta get out there build your experiences.
I’m surprised y’all don’t all realize there’s about a 95% chance he’s trolling
donating all that money and traveling cross state to coventions, thats one hell of a long con troll lmao
@@scrung Got the money for it why not
Yeah it's very possible.
I believe you can’t become a wizard until you hit being a virgin at 40.
This guy needs to team up with Skippy The Virgin.
Bruhhhh ain't no way Broski said jizzing in your pants is Bad Ass 😂😅
the kootra swatting clip was outa pocket LMAO
I LAUgheD with H3 podcast members..
Total anthem for guys like him."Oh I know I'm being used. That's OK man cause I like the abuse. I know she's playing with me. That's okay cause i've got no self esteem." Love that song though.
For a being a sex weirdo, he seems like a weird, but likable guy.
Yeah he seems pretty chill and funny imo
Have you ever sneaked over to your neighbors car at night and rub your balls on their door handle? The feeling is so exhilarating, try it.
gotta be a humiliation kink
An Tom is a fallen fan I see. Still love your content, hope you can come back to goofin and gaffin one day buddy. Either way ole glizzy will support your videos because they’re great. Much love.
His into it being degraded
I fucking love this guy. Fantastic troll
here before he gets charged with some horrible crimes
He's self-lolcowing for profit and ya'll falling for it
Dude seems like if he worked out and cut his hair he’d actually be pretty good looking. What an enigma.
bro has crazy unintentional rizz 💀💀💀
Going through some bs with a girl at the moment and glad I will never stoop this low
If she's making you go through bs, go ahead and tell her to f off. You can do better my dude. No sense in putting up with that kind of crap.
@@darksu6947 Can't I live with her and the lease isn't up for 6 months, I had a few words with her though about her bs and shes chilled out a bit now though. Will never trust her again though.
@@TheSnoozeFox It's your life my dude, you can do as you damn well please. I just don't feel the need to put up with stupid crap from wahmens........I was married for 17 years and I have a 14 year old daughter I've been raising by myself for the last few years.....I've put up with enough crap already 😀
There was this one video from a psychiatrist that explained that watching too much p*rn affects relationships becuase it builds and unrelaistic expectation in that person, i have a feeling that's what happened to the guy.
However, I'm just not too sure either because the part where the girl stripped butt naked seemed like a p*rn situation in on itself. Soemthing doesn't add up.
12:40 Nascar Aloe 😂😂😂
Wasn’t that swat clip you used actually kootra and the creatures being swatted?
Stop trying to hold the gobbling on this channel, I've had enough 🦃
So glad you know about FEET! (The song obviously)
Realistically how do you even cure something like this? How will terminally online people be like when they're like 70? Do they have a humiliation thing or something?
This is AU Chris Chan
bro think he L0tan
I remember seeing this on a KSI video and looking at the source, I didn't know he was a simp and I was surprised how complicated it is. He doesn't want to loose Virginity but I don't know wants to be with women or something. I don't know
I dont agree with the coomer shit but I kind of feel insipired by really not giving a damn. His self control is great too. One of the things you see that anyone can be an interesting personality.
Literally made 44 seconds ago. I am really punctual.
I covered this guy too he needs to be locked up