Hello Tommy and Jack It’s me, your only Viewer. For Months I have created the illusion that you are uploading to a large audience. But here’s the truth: all these people in the comments are me. And now, for you to be convinced of this, I will send this message from all my accounts.
tom drinking from every tap after peeing reminded me of that one time when i was a kid that my grandpa joked that eating soap once a day is beneficial but i took it seriously and ate soap every day for like a year until he caught me and had to explain that it was just a bit
please invite mrs Simons to the podcast sometime, bc "thoughts and prayers, Jack, for your telly" is just very funny. No clue how she's gonna get you a step closer to that comedian you want, but I reckon she's better anyway
The "trying to be funny all the time" conversation was super relatable to me even tho I don't have any career in entertainment. I realised that for a while now when I hang out with people it's like I'm performing constantly, bc I realised that "being funny" was just an easy way to get people to like me lol
I know being nice is cringe, but I really do enjoy this podcast guys. You two have a really nice rapport that suits the format of “two blokes talk about bullshit for an hour” incredibly well. I wasn’t really into dreamSMP (I found it confusing and there was only so much much disbelief i am capable of suspending, sorry. Also I was perhaps a year or two over the general age demographic) so I’ve honestly only “discovered” the two of you now. Obviously I knew who you were but you know what I mean. You’ve both got great “bounce off” comedy styles that fit nicely on their own, but fit particularly well when combined. I guess I just wanted to tell you to keep making these haha im a fan
Agreed^ I was the demographic age, but my friendgroup at the time got into it before me, and seeing how obsessive/stan-like they got (like the cringe dream/george shippers) kinda turned me away. Loved schlatt's content, Techno and Philza's, and some of wilbur's, but couldn't get into tommy/ the other young'uns content until later on, when Tommy did more mellow/chilled videos. But tbh, got a lot of respect for this guy. A lot of the things he says really resonate, and I really respect the drive/ambition, and that he's stayed grounded despite the popularity. Also agree with all of your points^^ on the podcast, their bounce-off and humour. I love the format of "two blokes chatting about nonsense for an hour". Sorta like Chuckle Sandwich minus their 'Would You Rather' bits.
in a way i envy tom's overconsumption of water. i drink not nearly enough in a day, maybe one or two smallish tumbler glasses. causes me issues obviously lol. tommy's cutback has inspired me to try and drink more. i already knew i needed to, but it was a good reminder
yeah!! like I feel like I'm forcing myself to drink unless I'm actively thirsty. and soemtiems when it gets to the bad migraines and shit ibpurposly set an allarm at 3am so I wake up cos ik normally thirst then 😭 but then I drink am at once I have stomach pain
wow i just need to say how similar tom is to his mom, i can see where his sense of humor comes from! found her articles now too and she seems genuinely lovely, you better treasure her tom
I had a weird dream last night where Tommy kept beating me up and throwing me off small cliffs in a weird pocket dimension made entirely of hills of cotton balls, I talked it out with Jack later and asked why Tom was so pissed lol
I love the overwhelming Britishness of this podcast, it makes me feel at home, which is a strange thing to associate with Tommyinnit of Tommyinnit’s I Divorced Tubbo
Tommy's stuff about always being funny is possibly the most relatable thing he's said on the pod so far, I don't get how people don't always feel like a comedian in front of others-
i noticed yall shortened your intro a bit (the theme) i like the original so if you guys could keep that it'd be great! really enjoying the podcast so far, very funny
i didn't know they were doing podcasts now, found a video through youtube's recommendation. now i'm tryna catch up, i watch atleast 3-4 worth of hours a day from this podcast, love this type of content from them tbh
Tommy you should get checked for diabetes insipudus. I have that I was drinking 4 gallons of water a day and it turns out I was so thirsty because my kidneys don’t retain water. I just have to take a pill at bedtime called desmopressin and now I drink a normal amount.
7:41 WAIT STOP I DO THAT ALL THE TIME AND I HAVE TO PISS LIKE EVERY SECOND TOO?? No way I literally have the same problem as him and I thought there was just something wrong with me. Literally I drink too much.
Imagine being chappel roan and having no context to who these guys are and this pops up on your timeline. you expect two men talking about you on a podcast would be quite awful about it. and they are, to a certain degree; but not the way you’d expect
tommy's fish and a rice cake schedule for drinking water is like. a little astounding. do not lead this boy to water ever he will perish. hits it harder than the bottle, that lad does.
Hello Tommy and Jack It’s me, your only Viewer. For Months I have created the illusion that you are uploading to a large audience. But here’s the truth: all the people in the comments are me. And now, for you to be convinced of this, i will send this message from all of my accounts.
why should jack have to give his ticket away because toms mum has 'had a bad year'.... the fact that she thinks she's entitled to it, is owed it, and doesn't actually care whether jack wants to go genuinely pissed me off
it’s a bit 😭 tom and his mum have clearly organised the conversation to be exaggerated for laughs (jack literally say she’s doing it jokingly) like if it were real life there’s no way this would actually happen in a serious manor, bruh use critical thinking
42:05 ish bit about the big house is so real 😭. I've grown up in a big house and everyone thunks my family has money...nope we're all poor as shit 😅. They just happened to have enough savings to get a big house when houses were ALOT cheaper and its a shitty area too.
Boys... we need a Femininomenon
every podcast of 2 white men💔
a what?!?!?!
A FEMININOMENON
A WHATTT?
A FEMININOMENON!!!
Hello Tommy and Jack It’s me, your only Viewer. For Months I have created the illusion that you are uploading to a large audience. But here’s the truth: all these people in the comments are me. And now, for you to be convinced of this, I will send this message from all my accounts.
I too liked this comment and this, too, is not my other account
I, as well liked this comment and this absolutely is not my other other account
I, yes I, am liking this comment, and I am also not my other other other account
I, a totally different person, approve of this comment for no reason whatsoever
Definitely not an alt
Tommy casually drowning himself on an airplane and getting mad at staff for not letting him is not what I expected to hear today
he was taking all the water supply
Casual?
idk guys i'm starting to think that they have a segment where they talk about the worst part of their week...
couldn't be
I’m starting to think that too…
surely you jest
Are you sure?
There’s no way…
not jack with the girl math 😭
BUT BRO IS SO REAL FOR THAT THO
When, timestamp?
19:36 when he's talking about the appliances he purchased and the reasons
Hearing motherinnit talk to jack makes so much sense for the way Tommy acts sometimes
"Did his 27 year marriage collapse or?!" That caught me so off guard 😭😭😭
tom drinking from every tap after peeing reminded me of that one time when i was a kid that my grandpa joked that eating soap once a day is beneficial but i took it seriously and ate soap every day for like a year until he caught me and had to explain that it was just a bit
Dawg are you okay
how did u not get poisoned or sick 😭
@@Parrot_Lover i really don't know 😭😭
@@Parrot_Lover because their insides were cleaned, duh
Uhm ma’am or sir you need to get yourself checked 😭
I THOUGHT THE PARENTS DIVORCE THING WAS JUST A BIT
ME TOO BRO I FEEL BAD FOR LAUGHING NOW
wait fr?? I thought it was obvious that it was making light of something real, and not a made up thing just for funnies
I did too until earlier I looked into it and it is very very real 😭
i was cracking up over the jack-motherinnit chappell roan debacle
also i think her and my mum might be the same person atp
my 3 favourite things in the title
Dougdoug fan?
@@Gooferfabs BABAGABOOSH
ofc u got a scara pfp
@@Gooferfabs Ceritifed dougdoug hater
cant believe how quickly 'we love you' turned into 'yeah we reckon you're alright'
I thought you guys loved loved loved us 😔
Parasocial
@@ABagelLeftOnTheRoadside
No shit
SHAUN FREESCIENCELESSONS??!?!?!??!
@@snowyfloss32 i thought i recognized that man lmaoo
the water industry has suffered a loss after that doctor told tommyinnit he should stop drinking water many layoffs very sad
the holy trinity that is love, divorce and chappell roan
Before calling Tom’s mum: Don’t bring up the divorce.
Tom’s mum during the call: *brings up her divorce* 52:43
please invite mrs Simons to the podcast sometime, bc "thoughts and prayers, Jack, for your telly" is just very funny. No clue how she's gonna get you a step closer to that comedian you want, but I reckon she's better anyway
she's got her own podcast, shes fantastic, its called middle aged fat lasses
The "trying to be funny all the time" conversation was super relatable to me even tho I don't have any career in entertainment. I realised that for a while now when I hang out with people it's like I'm performing constantly, bc I realised that "being funny" was just an easy way to get people to like me lol
Can we make 'Sarah Simons cusses out Jack Manifold' a regular segment?
CHAPPELL ROAN?????? im listening....
ok shut up then??? they're talking??
@@hordern_6607 I am so sorry, I'll never ever talk again 😖
I know being nice is cringe, but I really do enjoy this podcast guys. You two have a really nice rapport that suits the format of “two blokes talk about bullshit for an hour” incredibly well. I wasn’t really into dreamSMP (I found it confusing and there was only so much much disbelief i am capable of suspending, sorry. Also I was perhaps a year or two over the general age demographic) so I’ve honestly only “discovered” the two of you now. Obviously I knew who you were but you know what I mean.
You’ve both got great “bounce off” comedy styles that fit nicely on their own, but fit particularly well when combined. I guess I just wanted to tell you to keep making these haha im a fan
@@kakonthebed who told u being nice is cringe
About the channel's name, we can just say Shut Up I'm Talking to anyone to talks a lot.
Agreed^ I was the demographic age, but my friendgroup at the time got into it before me, and seeing how obsessive/stan-like they got (like the cringe dream/george shippers) kinda turned me away. Loved schlatt's content, Techno and Philza's, and some of wilbur's, but couldn't get into tommy/ the other young'uns content until later on, when Tommy did more mellow/chilled videos. But tbh, got a lot of respect for this guy. A lot of the things he says really resonate, and I really respect the drive/ambition, and that he's stayed grounded despite the popularity.
Also agree with all of your points^^ on the podcast, their bounce-off and humour. I love the format of "two blokes chatting about nonsense for an hour". Sorta like Chuckle Sandwich minus their 'Would You Rather' bits.
Tommy’s obsession with the phrase “good boy” and how much they deserve treats this episode was very interesting
GIVE HER HER DAMN TICKETS JACK
in a way i envy tom's overconsumption of water. i drink not nearly enough in a day, maybe one or two smallish tumbler glasses. causes me issues obviously lol.
tommy's cutback has inspired me to try and drink more. i already knew i needed to, but it was a good reminder
yeah!! like I feel like I'm forcing myself to drink unless I'm actively thirsty. and soemtiems when it gets to the bad migraines and shit ibpurposly set an allarm at 3am so I wake up cos ik normally thirst then 😭 but then I drink am at once I have stomach pain
I love it when a video has just released and everyone is watching it together at the same time ❤
ur so wholesome dude 🫶
love a wholesome fellow
wow i just need to say how similar tom is to his mom, i can see where his sense of humor comes from! found her articles now too and she seems genuinely lovely, you better treasure her tom
I had a weird dream last night where Tommy kept beating me up and throwing me off small cliffs in a weird pocket dimension made entirely of hills of cotton balls, I talked it out with Jack later and asked why Tom was so pissed lol
you had me at Chappell roan
can the only topic of this podcast from now on be AverageHarry
it's nice to watch Tommy and Jack now that I'm not 14 and obsessed with Minecraft
That’s certainly an interesting caption
I love the overwhelming Britishness of this podcast, it makes me feel at home, which is a strange thing to associate with Tommyinnit of Tommyinnit’s I Divorced Tubbo
icarus?? greek mythology mention?? woahh, techno would be proud lmaoo
I THOUGHT YOU SAID ICARLY 😭😭
Tommy's stuff about always being funny is possibly the most relatable thing he's said on the pod so far, I don't get how people don't always feel like a comedian in front of others-
this podcast might have been how i found out that I ALSO drink too much water. Thank you Tommy
49:38 THE DIVORCE THING WASN’T A BIT?!?!
LMAO NO mother innit posted it on her blog a few months ago
@@isabellecheuk oh my god mate i feel so horrid now 😭
@@ollsmii SAME BRO I WAS LAUGHING ABOUT IT UO UNTIL NOW I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE
26:34 Why is that genuinely me! Even the book reading😭
Chappell Roan is not someone I associate with Jack manifold and tommyinnit but I’m very happy about this
whats with tommy drinking too much water 😭 he literally almost died from it before
I WAS THINKING ABOUT THE PODCAST AND THEN THIS NOTIFICATION POPPED UP love this podcast
48:38 “WhErE i CaRrY iT iN mA PoCkEt”
"Same old story, time again..."
SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TO MY FRIENDSSSS
BOUT HIS GIRLFRIEND BACKKK IN BOSTONNNN
YOU SENT HIM PICTURES AND PLAYLISTS AND PHONE SEX
@@wispxrs3344YOU SENT HIM PLAYLISTS
YOU SENT HIM PICTURES AND PLAYLISTS AND PHONE SEXXXX
ive been waiting for a new episode all week, thank u for the upload !!
the intro makes me giggle from how weird the song is and how good the intro animation is
Motherinnit is the best fr.
I’m loving these titles so far
56:26 "fucking hell is that Worm doing" 😭😭
I'm loving this podcast so far! I get excited for it every week lol
Good job on not pissing yourself anymore, Tom!
i noticed yall shortened your intro a bit (the theme) i like the original so if you guys could keep that it'd be great!
really enjoying the podcast so far, very funny
i love how jack rolled with tommy calling him a good boy at least four times didnt even bat an eye
i didn't know they were doing podcasts now, found a video through youtube's recommendation. now i'm tryna catch up, i watch atleast 3-4 worth of hours a day from this podcast, love this type of content from them tbh
23:32 being locked in funny mood is so real im like that too
Just started a long train journey and I was hoping for another episode to keep me company. My prayers have been answered 🙌
ITS 2AM RN BUT CANT STOP THE SHUT IM UP TALKIMG GRIND
this is alright
39:55 i laughed so genuinely hard at this story ive been choking ever since and i dont have any water thanks yall
this was hilarious guys, the i'm serious now bit was so good lol, ROFL perse
23:48 bro is not beating the autism allegations 😭
Masking is a BITCH to deal with. Trust me.
watching the first 10 mins of this reminded me that I haven't drank any water since yesterday, I will go drink water now
This is my actual first time tuning on an episode, thanks for explaining Tommy 🫶
I dont think jack deserves his sports car not after how he treated tommys mum shaking my head
ah, yes. the three main things of life: love, divorce, and Chappell Roan
I loved it when Jack told us which car he is getting after speaking about his cool new car for 20 minutes
Tommy you should get checked for diabetes insipudus. I have that I was drinking 4 gallons of water a day and it turns out I was so thirsty because my kidneys don’t retain water. I just have to take a pill at bedtime called desmopressin and now I drink a normal amount.
7:41 WAIT STOP I DO THAT ALL THE TIME AND I HAVE TO PISS LIKE EVERY SECOND TOO?? No way I literally have the same problem as him and I thought there was just something wrong with me. Literally I drink too much.
W TOM AND JACK PLAY DRESS TO IMPRESS TOGETHER🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
tom reminds me a lot of james acaster in his delivery and i love it
this man has been drinking over 5 and a half liters of water a day thats actually insane 😭
Tommy over explaining the segments is a segment by itself at this point
1:58 how we feel at every top of the hour ad
17:55 average 'dad' conversation..
19:17 the loop begins again
the start was uncalled for
Waited all week for this!! ^^
Same
the scream i just scramed
when i saw chappel roan i immediately clicked.
I feel like a lot of the chuckle viewers are going to meander over here once it ends soon
Imagine being chappel roan and having no context to who these guys are and this pops up on your timeline. you expect two men talking about you on a podcast would be quite awful about it. and they are, to a certain degree; but not the way you’d expect
Yes Another episode of jack and Tommy 😂
tommy's fish and a rice cake schedule for drinking water is like. a little astounding. do not lead this boy to water ever he will perish. hits it harder than the bottle, that lad does.
starts at 0:00
oh wow! i would’ve never known..!
Every time we hear a snippet of Jack singing, I NEED to hear more 👀
5:04 : fish and a Rice cake But with water.
tommys mom is my favorite character in the shut up i’m talking podcast
Bro needs a worm cam
Canadian Thanksgiving but nothing can stop that Shut Up I'm Talking grind
i love tommys mom but what was that LMAO
Hello Tommy and Jack It’s me, your only Viewer. For Months I have created the illusion that you are uploading to a large audience. But here’s the truth: all the people in the comments are me. And now, for you to be convinced of this, i will send this message from all of my accounts.
Tommy on his serious arc
2:17 it’s me, I’m new
Ends at 2:12:08
why should jack have to give his ticket away because toms mum has 'had a bad year'.... the fact that she thinks she's entitled to it, is owed it, and doesn't actually care whether jack wants to go genuinely pissed me off
it’s a bit 😭 tom and his mum have clearly organised the conversation to be exaggerated for laughs (jack literally say she’s doing it jokingly) like if it were real life there’s no way this would actually happen in a serious manor, bruh use critical thinking
42:05 ish bit about the big house is so real 😭. I've grown up in a big house and everyone thunks my family has money...nope we're all poor as shit 😅. They just happened to have enough savings to get a big house when houses were ALOT cheaper and its a shitty area too.
is it true that there's a segment at every beginning where they talk about the worst moment of their week?
HEYYYY I saw the part of the podcast where jack mentioned the NASA rover challenge, my school competes in that!!! were gonna be in the competition
OH MY GOD CHAPPELL ROAN MENTIONED???
DID EVERYBODY HAVE A BAD WEEK OMG😭 (my dog died yesterday) because literally everyone in my GC has had a shit week- THERE'S 57 PEOPLE IN THAT GC)
IDK BUT I COULDN'T AFFORD FOOD THIS WEEK SO HAD TO EAT TOAST FOR EVERY MEAL
@@Subtextied OH SHIT THAT SOUNDS TERRIBLE I'M SORRY😭
@@4iix_r6 I HOPE YOU'RE OKAY, GRIEVING IS REALLY HARD.
DUDE MY DOG DIED YESTERDAY TOO😭
@@aliciacruz191 AAAAA HELP I'M SORRY FOR YOU
I love doing the tap thing too
no because why is this in my recommended now when i’m moving into a new apartment next wednesday, i feel like jack has absolutely cursed me now
can confirm that moving is a bloody nightmare