@@LoverScratch there is actually! And it goes like: sometimes people are picky eaters. Hope this is helpful 🫶🫶🫶 (I am asking the whole world, as someone who’s been diagnosed with autism since they were five, to stop downplaying it and completely eviscerating the term’s importance)
No it's double edged sword because The trope is to slam it on your shoulder to rest it there But the two edges makes it so ya just hurt yaself with this good weapon
no worms? worst day ever 😭 petition to make the worms a co-host with their own chair so we can see them in the entire episode and get a close up and check in on them at the end?
Jack Manifold came up to me in the women's bathroom and yelled in my face "GET IN THE SHITTER!!" and he forced me into a toilet and made me drink all the toilet water and I sadly drowned and death came to me now I am a ghost haunting the Shut Up I'm Talking studio :(
jack has the funniest facial expressions man im CRYING half the time tom is going on and jack just looks into the camera for like 3 frames, makes the most horrified face he can, then whips back to tom 😭😭
55:24 I saw tubbo and molly last week and wanted to say hi but they were walking and talking but then my mum turned around and asked me if she should chase them to get a picture😂
33:51 i have this too actually 😭😭 my anxiety with it stems from how many like crime murder shows i watch, but its so bad i can't even shower when im home alone even when i do check the doors, it stresses me out sooo much 😭😭
14:34 this is why I’m scared of physically touch…. How the living hell… has he lived 20 years on this earth and just found out he has to use soap after using the bathroom.. Tom that’s actually disgusting oh my god wtf😭😭‼️
why is the camera quality so high all of the sudden? I can see jacks shiny smooth bald head reflecting into the lens, his hair looks detailed like Miles Morales in the PS5 game menu
That porridge was most likely congee which is a porridge but it’s rice instead of oats, usually plain or savory, should be warm as well, really nice when it’s warm
27:25 - as a chinese person, let me explain- this porridge is not oats, it's rice. it's like uhh rice soaked in water? like noodles ig but there are rice grains. it's very nice, trust and it isn't as bad as it may sound to some who've never heard of it (or i just have a bias for rice foods). me personally, i see this kind of porridge as savoury, but if you want to eat it with sweet stuff, why not i suppose?-
i remember when me and friends decided to ghost hunt in one of the rooms in their house,because it had a weird energy so we made some holy water to protect us and when we put in on the back of our necks as soon as we walked in the room our necks started to burn. i haven't been to that house since.
ive managed to watch every podcast episode within an hour of it being posted without even looking at my notifications its magic anyway love you guys loving the podcast so much yall are amazing
As a lesbian, Tommy has been an honorary lesbian for years. he IS welcomed in our community and we probably wouldn't have thought much of it. Especially if he was with his mom? Probably a closeted trans teen whose mom just forced him to use the women's restroom. We've seen weirder (my favorite was fruit just on the floor and in the sink of my college bathrooms. whole apples, an avocado, someone washing a mango)
i relate to jack so much about being grossed out by certain things, happens to me so much and no one around me seems to share the sentiment it is shocking
It’s ok man, it happens to all of us at one point in our life. I’ve accidentally went in the men’s room before, it’s terrifying when you realize, but most people actually won’t bat an eye.
the chicken porridge was probably congee and not porridge! They're similar but not quite the same thing. in china pretty much all "porridges" are salty and we typically don't like things that are too sweet. I always say the biggest praise u can get on ur baking/cooking from a Chinese person is "it's not too sweet". Anyways I'm really glad u enjoyed it even though it was very culturally different! I can strongly recommend eating it while sick😋
39:23 "To me, that's a human right" seems funny to me because 1. I don't consider charging your phone a human right. 2. I usually hear this in about period products.
(10:21) I actually have quite weird food aversions, a lot actually. I hate anything potato but French fries are the only exception, I hate mayo, i hate ranch, i fucking HATE beans, i hate olives, i hate orange chicken, i hate sushi and everything sea food, I hate that weird sausage thing called boudan I think, and there's a lot more that I hate but those are the only ones I can think of.
they couldn't torture the things Tommy says casually out of me
LMAO
FR
This so eloquently summarizes like 80% of the podcast
TOM'S MOM NEEDS TO BE A GUEST ON THE POD PLEASEEEEE!!
@SarahSimonsinternetmum
YESSSSS
mum*
@@skoovee ... british
REALLL
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1:07:53 - end
no
THANKS!! x
thanks bro
@@minepro2929 no problem
thanks man i needed this
''Molly said your supposed to use soap after peeing'' 💀
WE ARE NOT BEATING THE AUTISM ALLEGATIONS WITH THIS ONE BOYS 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🗣️
LMAOO especially the texture talk!! 😭 it reminded me of myself
FRRR (getting an autism and adhd test) I RELATE TO THIS TOO MUCH
tommy is so adhd it's not even a joke atp
I was thinking that the entire time they were talking about food cos I'm autistic and share very very similar opinions to them
@@crowsoto9612hasn’t he said he’s kind of uncomfortable with people saying he has adhd
not a single allistic explanation for that whole food aversion segment
I know you’re kidding but have you considered that non autists are sometimes fussy lmfao
I don't have an explanation for my weird aversion to totally normal foods either
I have an explanation:
You're weirt
@@LoverScratch there is actually! And it goes like: sometimes people are picky eaters.
Hope this is helpful 🫶🫶🫶 (I am asking the whole world, as someone who’s been diagnosed with autism since they were five, to stop downplaying it and completely eviscerating the term’s importance)
Cuz that’s EXACTLY me 😔🙏
Tom convincing Jack that "double-edged sword" doesn't mean what it actually means, was a painful watch
Hi Molly :3
@@WilliamOMGAHello William
Hey Molly
No it's double edged sword because
The trope is to slam it on your shoulder to rest it there
But the two edges makes it so ya just hurt yaself with this good weapon
@@WilliamOMGA Hello William
So this episode is jack telling us he’s autistic and what his fear food are
imagine if these werent weekly and the description of this video was "it's that time of month again"
pov: women
pov me (i love ur pfp
POV: i would cry
Peenixsc moment
hmmmmmmmm
i have very suddenly over the past few days become seriously ill BUT NOTHING STOPS THE SHUT IM TALKING PODCAST GRIND
wow
SAME 🗣️‼️
PREACH
Dude me too!
hope u get better!
molly is definitely right about the soap bro 😭
no worms? worst day ever 😭
petition to make the worms a co-host with their own chair so we can see them in the entire episode and get a close up and check in on them at the end?
Jack Manifold came up to me in the women's bathroom and yelled in my face "GET IN THE SHITTER!!" and he forced me into a toilet and made me drink all the toilet water and I sadly drowned and death came to me now I am a ghost haunting the Shut Up I'm Talking studio :(
bless
That's horrible, I'm so sorry that happened 😔😔
i thought you were being serious until i saw you fucking died 😭😭
But still can't stop that Jack Manifold grind
I........
Can't make that joke.....
I think. ::)
I hate to inform you Jack but pee actually is not sterile. Following this, Tom, please use soap
It's probably sterile while still in the body. But pee or not, use soap xD
@@Phoenix.Sparklesisnt pee al the toxins your kidneys filter from your blood, i wouldn’t say blood toxins sound so sterile
jack has the funniest facial expressions man im CRYING half the time tom is going on and jack just looks into the camera for like 3 frames, makes the most horrified face he can, then whips back to tom 😭😭
both of them agreeing that porridge is the most solid food is the most british thing ever.
55:24
I saw tubbo and molly last week and wanted to say hi but they were walking and talking but then my mum turned around and asked me if she should chase them to get a picture😂
Did she?😂
Me watching Jack and Tom describe the key symptoms of ARFID 😭😭
shaddup im walkin will be what the jschlatt episode is called
"Lets not cater for morons and our audience will be smarter" So the opposite of the Chuckle Sandwich formula xD
Tommy - "Vaping is stupid"
Releases a Vapely ad 2 days after this was posted 😂
(Im aware its a joke guys)
i’ve been cut in half but can’t stop the jack manifold grind
Am in blender but can't so that jack manual grind.
who the fuck told Jack that piss is sterile 💀💀
it is sterile, you should look stuff up before blaming people
Urine is not sterile, you should look things up before trying to correct people 😭
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/25766599/
@lovelyhatred9307 bruh, I did look it up. or did I just get lied to?
@ you were very much lied to 😭
Visiting techno in hell is hysterical fucking christ 😭
33:51 i have this too actually 😭😭 my anxiety with it stems from how many like crime murder shows i watch, but its so bad i can't even shower when im home alone even when i do check the doors, it stresses me out sooo much 😭😭
14:34 this is why I’m scared of physically touch…. How the living hell… has he lived 20 years on this earth and just found out he has to use soap after using the bathroom.. Tom that’s actually disgusting oh my god wtf😭😭‼️
he said after pissing, not after the bathroom entirely
He said he’s being serious but he’s definitely not you can see him debating whether the bit is worth it before he says it 😭
I'm hoping that was just a joke when he said that 😭
I can't decide if Tom is confused about what a pretzel is. It really seems like that story should be about his mum hiding behind a larger opbject.
Boys wake up Tommy and Jack uploaded
Boys shut up, I’m talking
why is the camera quality so high all of the sudden? I can see jacks shiny smooth bald head reflecting into the lens, his hair looks detailed like Miles Morales in the PS5 game menu
@@Kingfatbear 💀💀💀 real though
he gave “im not like other girls” when saying to Jack you probably wouldn’t know about these comedians
hes so indie and different 😼
The intro card always reminds me of Don't Hug Me I'm Scared, ngl
2:00 YESSSSS WORDS WORDS WORDS IS SO GOATED THIS IS SOSO REAL
LIKE HAMLET ALL ABOUT WORDS WORDS WORDS
DIVIDE A WHOLE INTO THIRDS THIRDS THIRDS!!
@@kitkat4948 IM A GAY SEA OTTER
That porridge was most likely congee which is a porridge but it’s rice instead of oats, usually plain or savory, should be warm as well, really nice when it’s warm
27:25 - as a chinese person, let me explain- this porridge is not oats, it's rice. it's like uhh rice soaked in water? like noodles ig but there are rice grains. it's very nice, trust and it isn't as bad as it may sound to some who've never heard of it (or i just have a bias for rice foods). me personally, i see this kind of porridge as savoury, but if you want to eat it with sweet stuff, why not i suppose?-
molly said ur supposed to use soap after piss lmaoooooooo
bro why did I realize this but when the voice recording of Tommy’s mum is playing, one day more from les mis is being sung
5:20
Woman’s bathrooms, scariest shit ever my dude
Fr
i remember when me and friends decided to ghost hunt in one of the rooms in their house,because it had a weird energy so we made some holy water to protect us and when we put in on the back of our necks as soon as we walked in the room our necks started to burn. i haven't been to that house since.
ive managed to watch every podcast episode within an hour of it being posted without even looking at my notifications its magic anyway love you guys loving the podcast so much yall are amazing
i hope average harry is a guest soon!
11:25 *takes another bite of my breaded fish dipped in ketchup*
As a lesbian, Tommy has been an honorary lesbian for years. he IS welcomed in our community and we probably wouldn't have thought much of it. Especially if he was with his mom? Probably a closeted trans teen whose mom just forced him to use the women's restroom. We've seen weirder (my favorite was fruit just on the floor and in the sink of my college bathrooms. whole apples, an avocado, someone washing a mango)
his mum was outside the bathrooms. 4:43
tommy is a full grown man 🎉
@@0livi4.xhes a lesbian at heart
But he could easily pass as someone 16-17 years old.@@0livi4.x
Hey friend, this is concerning behavior!
Guys pee is not sterile.
I feel like the women in the bathroom realised tommy just accidently went into the wrong one lol
This feels like watching two grandpas chat about life for an hour and 7 minutes straight.
I listen to these while doing my makeup its great
I also do this! Podcasts with a video element are great doing makeup content because you don’t really have to watch
"The WORST food"
*please say something I hate please say something I hat-*
"I HATE couscous"
REAL
The whole food conco was so responsible. Anyone I eat with doesn't understand the rage and upset that foods cause
"you look edited in" IM CRYING LMAOOOO
Four episodes in and I don't think they've realised that "Shut Up I'm Talking" is used to interject as someone had interrupted you
33:53 SAME i check if the mirrors are one way
this episode, “schlommyinnit” continues to regale fables of pissing himself
i relate to jack so much about being grossed out by certain things, happens to me so much and no one around me seems to share the sentiment it is shocking
Shake it off IS the best one!
(Im an olivia rodrigo fan)
Start 0:00
End 1:07:53
So helpful ty man
tom not knowing "GARLIC??? BREAD??" Peter Kay bit is devastating
hopefully he knows rhys james though
"600 quid!" Dying 🤣
Always listening to this podcast when I'm cooking for my family! 🙌
i love watching these when im stoned lots of love kings
Sam and Colby look a lil weird here..
this episode is the best one so far for sure - super funny when you guys start messing with each other and ‘arguing’
i love this podcast (its the only one ive ever listened to/watched)
Same
the chicken porridge talk made me laugh so hard as an asian 🙏
REAL LMAO
I wait for this podcast every week! Actually obsessed
Been having a bad week mentally thanks for the episode it helped :}
I love xifan/congee (Chinese porridge) at home but my uni serves chicken congee and it does indeed SUCK.
I’m crying Jack whipping his head around in shock is so funny 😭 you’d think he’d be used to Tommy but no!
Praying that Jack learns that the porridge is a dish called congee, I assume they called it porridge for ease of English speakers
Tommy and Jack arguing about the best Taylor Swift songs was something I didn’t know I needed lol
1:44 GARLIC BREAG?!?! GARLIC BREAD?!!!??!
58:16 also I'm just about to go to Edinburgh 😭😭
18:45 i related too deeply to this, i literally eat each part of a meal in a specific order
been waiting all week for this
Timestamps:
0:00 - Lowest timestamp
99:00:00 - Highest timestamp
I’ve have literally been waiting YIPPPEEEEEE
22:32 the funniest thing I’ve seen all day was Tom remembering his worst enemy 🤣
Would love to hear more about jacks ghost experiences
CHAT WAKE UP THE KINGS HAVE UPLOADED
autism to autism communication
It’s ok man, it happens to all of us at one point in our life. I’ve accidentally went in the men’s room before, it’s terrifying when you realize, but most people actually won’t bat an eye.
You guys are getting really good at this (I guess it's not that different to live streaming), But I found this really funny.
loving these so much
Shut up im talk tuah-ing
no
yes
….
Wow
the chicken porridge was probably congee and not porridge! They're similar but not quite the same thing. in china pretty much all "porridges" are salty and we typically don't like things that are too sweet. I always say the biggest praise u can get on ur baking/cooking from a Chinese person is "it's not too sweet". Anyways I'm really glad u enjoyed it even though it was very culturally different! I can strongly recommend eating it while sick😋
these two having such a normal conversation about paranoia is so funny sorry its like waow u truly get it
PRAYERS FOR THE WORM 🙏🙏 also loving this podcast guys
39:23 "To me, that's a human right" seems funny to me because 1. I don't consider charging your phone a human right. 2. I usually hear this in about period products.
the ketchup hate is so valid. so real.
i've never clicked faster
Waiting for my vocal lesson to start but nothing can stop the shut up im talking grind 💪
jack talking about cereal is so real. I would genuinely eat cereal without milk
(10:21)
I actually have quite weird food aversions, a lot actually. I hate anything potato but French fries are the only exception, I hate mayo, i hate ranch, i fucking HATE beans, i hate olives, i hate orange chicken, i hate sushi and everything sea food, I hate that weird sausage thing called boudan I think, and there's a lot more that I hate but those are the only ones I can think of.
1:05:40 TEARS RICCOCHET MIENTUON ‼️‼️‼️ god I love that song
Listening to these as i do my art project
STOP PISSING YOURSELF TOMMY! PLEASE!
Tommy fooled us about the vapes
the food talk.... ive finally found my people
5:14 we love motherinnit LMAO
56:53 makes me question tom more than anything else ever has
How many people sniffed their hand at 14:20 😭
The bacon sandwich’s slaps so hard