I met Jack a week ago and told him, 'Lately, I’ve been hooked on your podcast.' He raised an eyebrow and said, 'Oh, you’re hooked?'-then hooked me so I hit the ground and dislocated my jaw. Great podcast, though
I actually met jack recently, and I went to ask for a picture, but he was having a conversation with someone one already. He answered with shut up, I’m talking, and everyone clapped.
Sorry to hear about the breakup :(, though, I do hope that molly won’t be spammed with hate from tommys fans since sometimes fanbases can be super invasive into relationships.
@@edithg6983 idk, he still has a lot of fans leftover from the dsmp days, plus the toxic social media environment around it. garunteed it’ll be less than 24 hours before some insane people start accusing things like cheating or abuse just bc they broke off, because ofc peope can NEVER end relationships on even terms 🙄🙄 /s Edit; my point already got proven in the comment section below… :(
@@hamham4904 they posted about the relationship ending around a week ago(?), most people from the dsmp days have grown up and calmed down long since then, it'll be a very small minority if any people trying to harass molly
Tom going from dating a caucasian girl the same age as him to dating an 82 year old japenese man in the span of a few weeks would've been the funniest thing to happen in 2024
Caucasian to refer to white isn't even accurate tho 😭 🙏 shits outdated. Caucasians are the people living in countries surrounding the CAUCASUS mountains. Just wanted to share bc it's annoying seeing ppl still use that
@jamielus so basically it’s a segment in the podcast where jack manifold and tommyinnit talk about their worst moments (bad times) in the past week (7 days)
I read this as 'Breakups are really bad'. Yah no doink. Had to double check though, pretty uplifting message, sad some of the fans wouldn't really see it that way, they're just weird
@@kenabaloyan8798 LMAO, glad I didn’t say anything too obvious. Yeah it’s definitely a shame when fans project their own ideas or value system in their relationship and violate boundaries or overstep
Met jack recently about a week ago, I brought up the podcast and he answered me with a sneer and said "Watch this then" -- before proceeding to dislocate my shoulder and break three of my ribs which later punctured my lungs. In the hospital watching this, still a good podcast.
last week dan : “i’ve been with my wife for 15 years” tom : “must be nice” dan : “at least your house isn’t leaking” this week “tom your house has flooded” 7:49
I met Jack last week and told him I loved his podcast. He smiled, said, 'Love, huh?'-then broke my ribs with a mic stand. Worth every breathless second. Great podcast.
I met Jack yesterday and told him I cant stop listening this podcast. He smiled, said, 'Can't stop, huh?'-Then he stomped my stomach until it teared. Worth every melting flesh minute!
Never watched the Dream Smp or any of your UA-cam videos before. Recently got into this podcast and have listened to every episode. You guys are genuinely funny and entertaining. Love the self deprecating humour!
For the last few weeks I've felt a strange presence following me during my walk home from school. I was only ever able to catch a glimpse of the shadowy figure from the corner of my eye, as it would disappear before I could get a proper look at it. Last Thursday, though, I finally managed to see the beast in all its glory. To my complete shock and horror the creature I found standing before me was none other than Jack Manifold himself. He was stood under the flickering yellow glow of a street lamp, the sight of it was so chilling I found myself unable to move. The only sound I could hear was the roar of my pulse in my ears, but it began to be replaced with something else as I continued to stare at Jack. "Can't stop that Jack Manifold grind." The voice was so desperate. It seemed to be clawing at the inside of my skull, getting more frantic and violent with each passing second. "CAN'T STOP THAT JACK MANIFOLD GRIND." Soon it was all I could hear, all I could feel, all I could think. It was like I was attempting to contain a storm within my body, a storm that kept growing more powerful and more furious. Suddenly I found myself able to move again, so I ran. I tore down the streets, my feet fuelled by the chant in my head, "can't stop that Jack Manifold grind, can't stop that Jack Manifold grind." One I was finally home I immediately gathered every screen in my house so I could consume the most Jack Manifold content as possible. I've been unable to stop myself. My family is growing concerned. They beg with me to stop, to go experience the joys of the world, but they don't understand. They don't understand that I can't stop that Jack Manifold grind.
they dont get it. you have to buy a small blotooth box and hide it in their room so you can play 'cant stop that jack manifold grind' while they sleep. Soon nobody will be able to stop that jack manifold grind.
This gives You're walking in the woods There's no one around And your phone is dead Out of the corner of your eye you spot him Shia LaBeouf He's following you About thirty feet back He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint He's gaining on you Shia LaBeouf You're looking for your car But you're all turned around He's almost upon you now And you can see there's blood on his face! My God, there's blood everywhere! energy
I ran into Tommy the other day, and told him I was a big fan, I asked for a picture and he slapped my phone out of my hand stole my wallet, and then kissed my boyfriend and ran away singing danceing queen.
I hope Tommy’s fans don’t go after Molly. I still love Tom and molly so much and I don’t want either of them to receive hate because they both don’t deserve it
If anyone’s curious, it sounds like Tom ate Chawanmushi which is a Japanese egg custard. It’s mostly savory and meant to be eaten as a dish not a soup.
I met jack a couple of weeks ago, and I didn't like him at the time, So I clipped him around the jaw and my hand broke. I asked how, and he said he was made out of iron and called himself the Iron Man and all of a sudden Robert Downey Jr came out of nowhere and began beating me at Jack's command.
@@Travelers_chosen_damaged it went down a bit after that but I personally felt like they had a bit of a tucker renaissance in the group of episodes a bit before and after the hundred mark. I was rather fond of schlatt’s sphinx segment for instance, as well as the several creative responses against the iconic unlimited bacon question by eddy and joe. A bit after that though, I feel like it kind of fell apart, which in my opinion is best characterized by the rather large increase in ad reads as well as that whole hiccup they had with the AI generated thumbnail they had that one time, as well as the overly formulaic episodes they had near the end (they also sold some element of the podcast some time ago but I don’t know when that happened, nor the details, so I’m not going to make any conclusions regarding the role that played, though I assume that did something to the amount of ads?). I will agree though that the death of charlie really marked the end of that super free flowing talk about whatever on the podcast energy the charlie era had, which brought out standouts like the ghost hunters episode and favorite puppy, which I generally consider to be the, and not to sound overly grandiose, “golden age” of the podcast.
I met jack once, and I asked him what flight he was catching, he shouted “CATCHING?? I MISSED THE FLIGHT! JUST LIKE YOU MISSED YOUR CHANCE TO GET A GIRL!” And he proceeded to punch me in the jaw and run away, the crowd laughed and I was knocked unconscious. Great time, what a guy.
recently met jack and he was so sweet if you dont mention the point where he sucker punched me in the jaw and beat me while telling me to shut up and that hes talking. he was so nice though
I ran into Jack on the street a couple of weeks ago. I walked over to him and said "the nightmare is finally over now that you've been flattened by my car". Unfortunately he just got up like nothing was wrong and threw my car into the ocean. I somehow managed to escape but something about it felt too easy, like he let me get away. I now live in constant fear that he is hunting me down to get his revenge and that he could be outside my door at any moment. This podcast really helps with alleviating my anxiety and feeling of helplessness though, so thanks guys.
guys they have a segment called worst moment of the week and they usually just talk about their worst moment of the week but this week they've sidetracked a bit it's no worries really but it usually doesn't go like that it should be back to normal next week
Pilot here, cabin windows are subject to the same outside pressure forces as the cabin doors. When at high altitude, the outside pressure pushing in on the fuselage/doors/windows is much stronger than even tom after the gym. You can't physically open a door at cruise. Similarly, there's no way anyone could push the windows out and break the seal (which is also incredibly strong). Infact, there's actually multiple layers of window with a gap in-between. Tom was pressing on the inner pane which isn't as strong and more a barrier/cosmetic piece. You CAN actually break that so DON'T press on it. It's not a huge safety concern if you do, but you'll be in hot water. If you look closely at most airplane windows, there's a little hole which lets pressure dissipate between the window panes. It's possible that when Tom pushed on the inner pane, the widow flexed and air rushed through the little hole giving the impression that the window seal was broken. Even that's far fetched though.
13:18 Not just the British way. I sadly live in the US and when I was little I had a friend who lived like a block away, so I'd walk to their house and nock on their door to see if they wanted to go with me to the library. Because it was like a 45 second walk to my house. So if nobody answered I'd just walk to the library by myself, which was like a 10 minute walk from my house.
I'm so glad you guys are up every Sunday because I'm so bored during the week and this just lost my spirits up so thank you all keep posting this cuz this is the light of my week🎉😊
Man, Tommy is so strong. Like, he has a dead friend, two divorced parents, a SHIT ton of cancelled/ WORST PEOPLE EVER friends and now a breakup. Probably more offscreen but jesus fuck dude, spirit animal right there
I met jack a month ago and said “omg I love your podcast so much” and he proceeded to shout “LOVE?!” as he shoved his hand into my chest and ripped my heart out and took a bite like an apple. Still a great podcast tho
Did they remove the feature that shows if someone viewed your profile? Sometimes I’d accidentally click on people and immediately panic because they might think I’m a stalker when I wasn’t 😂😂
I met Jack this weekend and before I even said anything, he pointed at me and let out an Aztec death scream before knocking me out cold with a giant wooden club. Such a nice and humble guy!
I live in Valencia and listening to Jack talk about the situation here really made me happy, because people need to know what happened a month ago and how a total of 219 people died (confirmed, it is said that there are more dead)
I met Jack a few weeks ago I told him his potcast episodes were really fun. He then shout "Oh so we having fun now?" and then proceeded to push me from the 9th floor of the building, The podcast is great btw
My 2024 consisted of my dad dying, a coworker i worked fairly closely dying, a client dying, and a long bout of intense depression and existential crisis. Not the worst year of my life though. Enjoying the podcast so far!
when you go to Japan, you should get a portable hotspot instead of an international sim. it's always works because it uses a regular Japanese sim that connects to the local 4/5g network without roaming, and the company will usually swap the unit that you rent if the one they give you doesn't work.
This is genuinely tied with Chuckle Sandwich as the funniest podcast. I never audibly laugh watching things but I genuinely cant help myself w this one its too good
I saw tommy in the streets and said “tommy i’m going to your tour!” and he said “I’ll take you on a tour” and punted me into the sun. Great podcast tho
as someone who lives about a 20 minute drive from london stansted, its the airport i've used most in my life and i've never been robbed like jack. im baffled at this whole exchange XD
13:17 i'm completely with jack on this topic. i'm personally very unsociable and even though i love my friends, i need at the very LEAST a day to prepare to hang out with anyone. unplanned, undiscussed, unprepared hangouts are a one way ticket to my anxiety spiralling badly. i had friends when i was a kid who would walk to my house and knock unannounced and for any other kid this would probably be no big deal but for me it freaked me out so much and i would go into fight or flight (or freeze lol, because i would just not answer the door 90% of the time). i always felt so bad about doing that but we all have our boundaries. for me it just so happens that i need a lot of time and warning, because anything social takes a lottttt for me. tbh i think people coming to my house unprompted as a kid has left a lasting effect on me because even now as a 22 year old when i hear the front door go i go into a fight or flight response and hide and wait until someone else in the house answers the door 😭😭 and most of the time its just a delivery but in the back of my head i always get taken back to being a kid in those situations (also to the friends i didn't answer the door for i'm still sorry and ashamed of it i love you really, i'm just veryyyy not good at functioning normal)
I was walking down brighton beach until something caught my eye, or rather.. someone. His hair was- well, he didn't have any hair. But he was beautiful. Even from afar, I could tell that he was the funniest in the friend group, the best to hang out with. I looked over in jealousy, wishing i could make a friend. His head turned and his piercing eyes looked straight into mine, he felt my gaze. I turned around, embarrassed. But when I risked another glance, he was still staring directly at me. He nodded to his friends and starting walking further down the beach, towards...me. I was amazed I could be noticed by such a great man, his bald head shining and his smile lit up my entire world. He soon stood right in front of me. I was shaking all over in fear or amazement, I couldn't tell you. I just heard four words that shattered my heart. "I have a girlfriend" I looked at him and pretended not to care. I shrugged it off, "Okay, who are you??" The bald man smiled, happy I wasn't in love with him, but I was. "Jack." He said, grinning again. "Nice to meet you Jack." "Come with me, I need more girls in my friend group. The guys are getting annoying, especially Tom" He said, grabbing my arm and pulling me along. I noticed how he avoided my hand, and tried to pretend like it didn't matter, but I couldn't go on being just friends with Jack, he was too mesmerising not to. "WAIT!" I screamed, and he looked at me, mouth agape. "What's wrong?? Are you okay??", he says, looking me up and down in worry. "I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I love you." I managed to stutter out, words becoming hard to speak. I reached out a hand to hug him, hoping he would give up the world for me, but he pushed me away, "Ew you freak, I told you I have a girlfriend" He points his head towards me, harnesses the sun to reflect off his head, and burns me alive right there, right then. As i fade away, I watch everyone shrug. It seems this happens a lot with Jack, but I don't regret it. It was worth it, just to feel his hand on my arm and the warmth of him on me before I died.
Tommy saying to go to Luton instead of Stansted to fly to Spain is crazy, Stansted is 10 times better Them saying that Stansted is the problem in Jack's situation when he should have checked properly his gate HAHA
I met Jack a week ago and told him, 'Lately, I’ve been hooked on your podcast.' He raised an eyebrow and said, 'Oh, you’re hooked?'-then hooked me so I hit the ground and dislocated my jaw. Great podcast, though
understandable response
i met him a few months ago, I told him I loved the podcast, he then made love with my love wife... Great podcast though.
I think you're missing a lot of context
I literally spat my drink
i was actually the pidgeon watching. it really happened!
I met Jack recently with Eleanor. He was donating items to the charity shop I was volunteering at. There's no punchline to this, it really happened.
Huh, that’s nice
That's hilarious
I saw Tom accidentally in a restaurant in Brighton lmao
Must’ve been the wind
Are you sure he wasnt stealing from your charity shop in reverse???
I actually met jack recently, and I went to ask for a picture, but he was having a conversation with someone one already. He answered with shut up, I’m talking, and everyone clapped.
thought this was gonna be a colossus joke
Right, shut up!!! I'M TALKING. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@Picobits ? he also commented that he saw him
W moment
Honestly, based
Sorry to hear about the breakup :(, though, I do hope that molly won’t be spammed with hate from tommys fans since sometimes fanbases can be super invasive into relationships.
shit, this definetely is going to happen
the responses on tommys post abt it vs mollys post abt it were rlly weirdly different
@@edithg6983 idk, he still has a lot of fans leftover from the dsmp days, plus the toxic social media environment around it. garunteed it’ll be less than 24 hours before some insane people start accusing things like cheating or abuse just bc they broke off, because ofc peope can NEVER end relationships on even terms 🙄🙄 /s
Edit; my point already got proven in the comment section below… :(
Yea..
@@hamham4904 they posted about the relationship ending around a week ago(?), most people from the dsmp days have grown up and calmed down long since then, it'll be a very small minority if any people trying to harass molly
Tom going from dating a caucasian girl the same age as him to dating an 82 year old japenese man in the span of a few weeks would've been the funniest thing to happen in 2024
I.
chat is rhis real 🗿
Caucasian to refer to white isn't even accurate tho 😭 🙏 shits outdated. Caucasians are the people living in countries surrounding the CAUCASUS mountains. Just wanted to share bc it's annoying seeing ppl still use that
Caucasian isn't white
@@Marsbars268yes, they said "would"
so basically this is a segment where we talk about our worst moments of the week
bro thinks he part of the segment where they talk about he worst moment of the week
@wereaz420 no i made the segment where they talk about the worst moment of the week
Thank you for explaining the segment where they talk about the worst moment of the week, it's really confusing and hard to understand
can someone please explain the segment where they talk about the worst moment of the week to me
@jamielus so basically it’s a segment in the podcast where jack manifold and tommyinnit talk about their worst moments (bad times) in the past week (7 days)
I guess Tom is Bi-himself now
I nearly chocked on my cracker reading this but it’s true 😭🤚
Oh my God 😂
Is he actually Bi? Last I heard he was just questioning. I didn't know he explicitly stated his sexuality.
@@NotAnotherNewsiesReferenceNo.
@@NotAnotherNewsiesReference
He said he was bi curious
"me or jack" LMAO
can’t stop that jack manifold grind
@@mistedmoonyou’re always grinding on jack manifold?
@@aguynamedglob cant stop lol
@@oheot_ 😂😂
OMG ITS U!?
I met Jack a couple days ago and told him I adored his podcast. He proceeded to shout “Door?!” and slam my head into the closet doorframe
BAHAHAHAH 😂😂😂
You deserve that for being in his closet
Still a great podcast tho
This made me laugh so hard for some reason and I spat my water out and all of my family members in the house looked at me
met jack, I asked for a hug and he said yes but as I went for it he headbutted me and swiped my legs from under me, still a good podcast
When he head butted you did his bald head feel smooth and shiny or rough and textured
for a second i thought jacket was wearing a straightjacket and somehow wasn't even suprised
Jacket 😭😭
@cheeseflamingo OH FUCK I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE THIS LMAO
@cheeseflamingo won't even edit bcz it's really funny this way i think
Ah yes, my favourite member of the Shut up! I’m talking! Podcast ✨JACKET✨ /j
JACKET 😭
Breakups are really hard, I hope both Tom and Molly can take care of themselves and work through any and all emotions they’re feeling! ❤
I read this as 'Breakups are really bad'. Yah no doink. Had to double check though, pretty uplifting message, sad some of the fans wouldn't really see it that way, they're just weird
@@kenabaloyan8798 LMAO, glad I didn’t say anything too obvious. Yeah it’s definitely a shame when fans project their own ideas or value system in their relationship and violate boundaries or overstep
Molly already has a new boyfriend so she's fine. Idk about Tom tho.
@@Joygulplaywhat??
@izzy4625 Yeah, she moved in with MaxGGs. You can see it on his channel and also on her Twitch channel.
BRO I STARTED CHOKING ON MY APPLE JUICE WHEN JACK SAID "You should appreciate the people you have left" OML I almost died literally
I feel like I’m missing the context-
(I was) 14:00
The punch was so heavy even he was like Oops 😂
1 Ex girlfriend, 5 canceld friends (maybe more) and 2 Divorced parents
Bro IS NOT having a good year
@@Wulk Don't forget 1 dead friend
@@KanekiKen-ps9yr That one was 2 years ago all of this happend just this year 💀
@@Wulk that includes techno
Jack with that mom sweater, he's EATING.
He and Danny Gonzalez are the only men that eat in the granny sweater
FACTS NO PRINTER!!
@@KittyBroccoliDrew gooden* but yeah.
@@hanotes2 Kurtis Conner * but yea
Cringe
Met jack recently about a week ago, I brought up the podcast and he answered me with a sneer and said "Watch this then" -- before proceeding to dislocate my shoulder and break three of my ribs which later punctured my lungs. In the hospital watching this, still a good podcast.
This is a joke right? PLEASE SAY THIS IS A JOKE?!
@@FunWithMimiYipeeys it is
@@FunWithMimiYipee No it's real I'm the shoulder
@@Coolest-Daniel 😭😭😭
@@FunWithMimiYipeenope it’s real, I’m his pinky
i met jack recently, i asked for a picture and he broke my phone over his knee and bent my arm backwards. typing this on a fridge rn
avjhagdjhgahaahhahaahhaha
Bane good now? Seems like a bender of an experience, wish I had bend there.
good podcast though
last week
dan : “i’ve been with my wife for 15 years”
tom : “must be nice”
dan : “at least your house isn’t leaking”
this week
“tom your house has flooded” 7:49
I met Jack last week and told him I loved his podcast. He smiled, said, 'Love, huh?'-then broke my ribs with a mic stand. Worth every breathless second. Great podcast.
“Your house is flooded” TOMMY DIDNT EVEN SEEM FAZED??
tbh its brighton, most of the houses there flood pretty regularly
Probably cause he’s rich enough to juts not care
Houses flood all the time in some areas you justget used to it lmao
Just another day in the TommyInnit grind 😂
He knew it was only a matter of time 😂
I met Jack yesterday and told him I cant stop listening this podcast. He smiled, said, 'Can't stop, huh?'-Then he stomped my stomach until it teared. Worth every melting flesh minute!
"im glad youre appreciating the people you have left" JACK YOURE INSANE
@@tbhcreechur The punch gets heavier the more you think about it like YIKEEESSS 😬
@@WulkLITERALLY
Never watched the Dream Smp or any of your UA-cam videos before. Recently got into this podcast and have listened to every episode. You guys are genuinely funny and entertaining. Love the self deprecating humour!
Yesssss
(psst, depreciating means something else than deprecating)
Wtf I just realized the acronym for shut up I'm talking is SUIT??? New podcast uniform
For the last few weeks I've felt a strange presence following me during my walk home from school. I was only ever able to catch a glimpse of the shadowy figure from the corner of my eye, as it would disappear before I could get a proper look at it. Last Thursday, though, I finally managed to see the beast in all its glory. To my complete shock and horror the creature I found standing before me was none other than Jack Manifold himself. He was stood under the flickering yellow glow of a street lamp, the sight of it was so chilling I found myself unable to move. The only sound I could hear was the roar of my pulse in my ears, but it began to be replaced with something else as I continued to stare at Jack. "Can't stop that Jack Manifold grind." The voice was so desperate. It seemed to be clawing at the inside of my skull, getting more frantic and violent with each passing second. "CAN'T STOP THAT JACK MANIFOLD GRIND." Soon it was all I could hear, all I could feel, all I could think. It was like I was attempting to contain a storm within my body, a storm that kept growing more powerful and more furious. Suddenly I found myself able to move again, so I ran. I tore down the streets, my feet fuelled by the chant in my head, "can't stop that Jack Manifold grind, can't stop that Jack Manifold grind." One I was finally home I immediately gathered every screen in my house so I could consume the most Jack Manifold content as possible. I've been unable to stop myself. My family is growing concerned. They beg with me to stop, to go experience the joys of the world, but they don't understand. They don't understand that I can't stop that Jack Manifold grind.
they dont get it. you have to buy a small blotooth box and hide it in their room so you can play 'cant stop that jack manifold grind' while they sleep. Soon nobody will be able to stop that jack manifold grind.
you need one of those straight jack-ets i think
This gives
You're walking in the woods
There's no one around
And your phone is dead
Out of the corner of your eye you spot him
Shia LaBeouf
He's following you
About thirty feet back
He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint
He's gaining on you
Shia LaBeouf
You're looking for your car
But you're all turned around
He's almost upon you now
And you can see there's blood on his face!
My God, there's blood everywhere!
energy
@@t3kscarecrow474 easily rob cantor's most incredible lyrical masterpiece
Oh!
Toms survival tour is happening while I'm gonna be heavily pregnant. Three years ago I never would have thought I would say that
Congrats!
It seems like jack is also pregnant
Tom’s worst moment of the week is way worse. Bro is just being hit with everything 😭 🙏
13 seconds old video and 0 views, this is what happens when you don't explain what the worst week of the moment is
@Bee_bee_da_lov3j0yfan never strive to be first, always strive to be happy.
@Bee_bee_da_lov3j0yfan hes just being real
fell off ngl 🙏🙏
“Pulling up at the G-spot with the aura boys” is crazy work 💀
I ran into Tommy the other day, and told him I was a big fan, I asked for a picture and he slapped my phone out of my hand stole my wallet, and then kissed my boyfriend and ran away singing danceing queen.
THE JAYCE PFP WAR IS ON UA-cam TOO HOLY SHIT
@rainnnnn.z we are everywhere
This is peak omg 😭🙏🏼
I hope Tommy’s fans don’t go after Molly. I still love Tom and molly so much and I don’t want either of them to receive hate because they both don’t deserve it
14:03 i had to pause and take a breather real quick after that
BRO SAME LMFAO
If anyone’s curious, it sounds like Tom ate Chawanmushi which is a Japanese egg custard. It’s mostly savory and meant to be eaten as a dish not a soup.
how does one eat something as a dish but not a soup
@ the texture is less liquid. More viscous than a soup
met jack a few minutes ago. really nice guy, i asked for a picture and all he said was “empty your pockets” really hope i can meet him again
Few minutes ago💀💀
I met jack a couple of weeks ago, and I didn't like him at the time, So I clipped him around the jaw and my hand broke. I asked how, and he said he was made out of iron and called himself the Iron Man and all of a sudden Robert Downey Jr came out of nowhere and began beating me at Jack's command.
TF
Hey if Chuckle Sandwich is actually gone forever, atleast we still have Shut Up I'm Talking...
it lowkey fell off after they removed the episode numbers from their thumbnails
And after they killed charlie
@@Travelers_chosen_damaged it went down a bit after that but I personally felt like they had a bit of a tucker renaissance in the group of episodes a bit before and after the hundred mark. I was rather fond of schlatt’s sphinx segment for instance, as well as the several creative responses against the iconic unlimited bacon question by eddy and joe. A bit after that though, I feel like it kind of fell apart, which in my opinion is best characterized by the rather large increase in ad reads as well as that whole hiccup they had with the AI generated thumbnail they had that one time, as well as the overly formulaic episodes they had near the end (they also sold some element of the podcast some time ago but I don’t know when that happened, nor the details, so I’m not going to make any conclusions regarding the role that played, though I assume that did something to the amount of ads?). I will agree though that the death of charlie really marked the end of that super free flowing talk about whatever on the podcast energy the charlie era had, which brought out standouts like the ghost hunters episode and favorite puppy, which I generally consider to be the, and not to sound overly grandiose, “golden age” of the podcast.
the ramps were cool too
I met jack once, and I asked him what flight he was catching, he shouted “CATCHING?? I MISSED THE FLIGHT! JUST LIKE YOU MISSED YOUR CHANCE TO GET A GIRL!” And he proceeded to punch me in the jaw and run away, the crowd laughed and I was knocked unconscious.
Great time, what a guy.
WHERES THE WORM THIS HAS BEEN THE SECOND WEEK WITHOUT THE WORM I AM DEVESTATED PLZ
THE WORM IS THERE, THEY SHOWED THE WORMS GAF, OH YEAH
Funny that the episode is called "Tom's Breakup" and the Breakup is more or less a side note
recently met jack and he was so sweet if you dont mention the point where he sucker punched me in the jaw and beat me while telling me to shut up and that hes talking. he was so nice though
😮
tommy’s house being flooded has the same vibes as ted’s fire alarm going off in the most recent chuckle sandwich episode
I ran into Jack on the street a couple of weeks ago. I walked over to him and said "the nightmare is finally over now that you've been flattened by my car". Unfortunately he just got up like nothing was wrong and threw my car into the ocean. I somehow managed to escape but something about it felt too easy, like he let me get away. I now live in constant fear that he is hunting me down to get his revenge and that he could be outside my door at any moment. This podcast really helps with alleviating my anxiety and feeling of helplessness though, so thanks guys.
Hearing Tommy say "The g-spot is flooded" was some wild shlt
guys they have a segment called worst moment of the week and they usually just talk about their worst moment of the week but this week they've sidetracked a bit it's no worries really but it usually doesn't go like that it should be back to normal next week
Pilot here, cabin windows are subject to the same outside pressure forces as the cabin doors. When at high altitude, the outside pressure pushing in on the fuselage/doors/windows is much stronger than even tom after the gym. You can't physically open a door at cruise. Similarly, there's no way anyone could push the windows out and break the seal (which is also incredibly strong). Infact, there's actually multiple layers of window with a gap in-between. Tom was pressing on the inner pane which isn't as strong and more a barrier/cosmetic piece. You CAN actually break that so DON'T press on it. It's not a huge safety concern if you do, but you'll be in hot water. If you look closely at most airplane windows, there's a little hole which lets pressure dissipate between the window panes. It's possible that when Tom pushed on the inner pane, the widow flexed and air rushed through the little hole giving the impression that the window seal was broken. Even that's far fetched though.
PLEASE CENTER THE SET the letters not being centered with the chairs is really getting me
Guys if you read this comment then don't do it specifically to p1ss this guy of
Don’t do it
Guys further un-center the set
I really heavily dislike you for pointing that out
Lads move the seats five feet away completely off center
jack looks extra bald today
13:18 Not just the British way. I sadly live in the US and when I was little I had a friend who lived like a block away, so I'd walk to their house and nock on their door to see if they wanted to go with me to the library. Because it was like a 45 second walk to my house. So if nobody answered I'd just walk to the library by myself, which was like a 10 minute walk from my house.
Its crazy how tommy grew up, he used to be the loud and annoying kid, and now he is the annoying adult! So proud of him
Hello lads i can't believe you've had to bait me out like this at 7:24, you will be hearing from my lawyers.
I met Jack 3 days ago, he told me not to look at the moon on the night of January 24th, 2026
I'm so glad you guys are up every Sunday because I'm so bored during the week and this just lost my spirits up so thank you all keep posting this cuz this is the light of my week🎉😊
Man, Tommy is so strong. Like, he has a dead friend, two divorced parents, a SHIT ton of cancelled/ WORST PEOPLE EVER friends and now a breakup. Probably more offscreen but jesus fuck dude, spirit animal right there
get a damn grip that shit happens to 90% of the population
@@fflowerhoe I have none of that plus this happened to him in the span of only a few years. What happened to basic human empathy
last podcast with DanTDM:
Tommy: "My House isnt leaking"
this podcast:
also Tommy: "ye, my house is leaking"
loved jack's jokes about tommy's breakup
I LOVE jack’s sweater
I met jack a month ago and said “omg I love your podcast so much” and he proceeded to shout “LOVE?!” as he shoved his hand into my chest and ripped my heart out and took a bite like an apple. Still a great podcast tho
"I dont text fans, unlike *others...*"
"Your house is flooded"
Hmmm...
i always knew jack had a homewrecker streak in him
Petition for Tommy to get Tubbo an LED wall for Christmas. We know you've got the money
Gonna watch this while finishing college apps
ayyy im finishing mine today as well, best of luck ❤❤❤
@@mirihawk same to you!! :)
Oh god don't remind me
your late
Whenever i accidentally follow or message a random person on tiktok i just block them and pretend it never happened 😭💀
Did they remove the feature that shows if someone viewed your profile? Sometimes I’d accidentally click on people and immediately panic because they might think I’m a stalker when I wasn’t 😂😂
@stellamariefanboy.6768 no that feature is still there lol
keep talking . im listening
Jack is so real because thats everyone's worst nightmare
Also this is why I never respond when someone sends that wave because I assume it was an accident
Tom you could easily get a boyfriend
And if he tries a lot maybe he can get another girlfriend
the sam fender mention is so real 19:54
(love seventeen going under)
I met Jack this weekend and before I even said anything, he pointed at me and let out an Aztec death scream before knocking me out cold with a giant wooden club. Such a nice and humble guy!
Macuahuitl moment
I live in Valencia and listening to Jack talk about the situation here really made me happy, because people need to know what happened a month ago and how a total of 219 people died (confirmed, it is said that there are more dead)
when tommy got told about his house having a huge leak, i just remembered when Ted got a call telling him his house might be on fire
Tednivison had his house on fire during chucklesandwhich this week and now Tom’s got a flood
I met Jack a few weeks ago I told him his potcast episodes were really fun. He then shout "Oh so we having fun now?" and then proceeded to push me from the 9th floor of the building, The podcast is great btw
It's crazy that in the last chuckle episode Ted's apartment was burning down, and now Tommy's house is flooding
I’m a bit confused about their opening segment. Is it really their worst moment of the week? I feel like they could explain it a bit better
I thought it was the best moment? It's not very clear.
What do you mean? Why would you question it, it seems pretty straightforward?
I'm from Valencia and actually 200+ people died and people are still missing!!
Glad Jack was safe in Benidorm even tho the weather wasn't great :/
Thats sweet he's still with Eleanor. I've watched the both of them for years, before their relationship. Always feels like two worlds collided.
My 2024 consisted of my dad dying, a coworker i worked fairly closely dying, a client dying, and a long bout of intense depression and existential crisis. Not the worst year of my life though. Enjoying the podcast so far!
I hope you're doing okay but this is not the place to trauma dump
at least you don't stop that Jack Manifold grind
Your life must be boring AF if that's all that happened
@@space1340 Bro what 💀💀
@space1340 😂
53:27 How DARE you Tom. The worm is wonderful in every way
I met jack recently and he waved at me with a big toothy grin, then clobbered me into the footpath! Been loving the podcast, keep it up!!
Jack better not be trying to take “x the everything app” for his own as if he hasn’t obviously heard it on the yard lol
was I the only one who thought the breakup between lolly and Tom was a meme and not real at first-😭
pls add segments to the podcast on youtube so you can skip through sections etc ✋✋
why u skippin 🤨
when you go to Japan, you should get a portable hotspot instead of an international sim. it's always works because it uses a regular Japanese sim that connects to the local 4/5g network without roaming, and the company will usually swap the unit that you rent if the one they give you doesn't work.
I love how Tom instantly assumed it was Harry at the door, it sounds like something he would do.
Me and my coworker got VIP tickets to the tour!! We’re so excited!
no way I saw them both in town a few months ago 😭
31:18 TUBBO IS DYING ON THE BACKGROUND 💀
This is genuinely tied with Chuckle Sandwich as the funniest podcast. I never audibly laugh watching things but I genuinely cant help myself w this one its too good
I saw tommy in the streets and said “tommy i’m going to your tour!” and he said “I’ll take you on a tour” and punted me into the sun.
Great podcast tho
as someone who lives about a 20 minute drive from london stansted, its the airport i've used most in my life and i've never been robbed like jack. im baffled at this whole exchange XD
I met jack at Tesco buying a meal deal I told him the podcast was alright now I have no left arm or left leg
at least you're all right now
@@qwertyqwertsalot i loled
British people looks so exotic.
13:17 i'm completely with jack on this topic. i'm personally very unsociable and even though i love my friends, i need at the very LEAST a day to prepare to hang out with anyone. unplanned, undiscussed, unprepared hangouts are a one way ticket to my anxiety spiralling badly. i had friends when i was a kid who would walk to my house and knock unannounced and for any other kid this would probably be no big deal but for me it freaked me out so much and i would go into fight or flight (or freeze lol, because i would just not answer the door 90% of the time).
i always felt so bad about doing that but we all have our boundaries. for me it just so happens that i need a lot of time and warning, because anything social takes a lottttt for me. tbh i think people coming to my house unprompted as a kid has left a lasting effect on me because even now as a 22 year old when i hear the front door go i go into a fight or flight response and hide and wait until someone else in the house answers the door 😭😭 and most of the time its just a delivery but in the back of my head i always get taken back to being a kid in those situations
(also to the friends i didn't answer the door for i'm still sorry and ashamed of it i love you really, i'm just veryyyy not good at functioning normal)
26:40 You can get from England to Spain in two hours?! [Chuckles darkly in Australian]
I was walking down brighton beach until something caught my eye, or rather.. someone.
His hair was- well, he didn't have any hair.
But he was beautiful. Even from afar, I could tell that he was the funniest in the friend group, the best to hang out with.
I looked over in jealousy, wishing i could make a friend.
His head turned and his piercing eyes looked straight into mine, he felt my gaze.
I turned around, embarrassed.
But when I risked another glance, he was still staring directly at me. He nodded to his friends and starting walking further down the beach, towards...me.
I was amazed I could be noticed by such a great man, his bald head shining and his smile lit up my entire world.
He soon stood right in front of me.
I was shaking all over in fear or amazement, I couldn't tell you. I just heard four words that shattered my heart. "I have a girlfriend"
I looked at him and pretended not to care.
I shrugged it off, "Okay, who are you??"
The bald man smiled, happy I wasn't in love with him, but I was. "Jack." He said, grinning again. "Nice to meet you Jack."
"Come with me, I need more girls in my friend group. The guys are getting annoying, especially Tom" He said, grabbing my arm and pulling me along.
I noticed how he avoided my hand, and tried to pretend like it didn't matter, but I couldn't go on being just friends with Jack, he was too mesmerising not to.
"WAIT!" I screamed, and he looked at me, mouth agape. "What's wrong?? Are you okay??", he says, looking me up and down in worry.
"I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I love you." I managed to stutter out, words becoming hard to speak.
I reached out a hand to hug him, hoping he would give up the world for me, but he pushed me away, "Ew you freak, I told you I have a girlfriend"
He points his head towards me, harnesses the sun to reflect off his head, and burns me alive right there, right then. As i fade away, I watch everyone shrug. It seems this happens a lot with Jack, but I don't regret it. It was worth it, just to feel his hand on my arm and the warmth of him on me before I died.
still a good podcast though
He can’t keep getting away with this 😔😔
tommy is such a chill guy
Yall BETTER leave that woman tf alone. Keep your fingers in the dorito bag instead.
I can hear the hurt through the jokes abt the break up but I’m glad he’s doing better
I love watching these on my break and I can’t stop giggling and looking crazy in my car 😭
guys please shut up I’m talking
Jack's looking very cancer patient in this episode
Tommy saying to go to Luton instead of Stansted to fly to Spain is crazy, Stansted is 10 times better
Them saying that Stansted is the problem in Jack's situation when he should have checked properly his gate HAHA