If anyone was wondering the song Tom sang was called red stone lapis (lyrics below) Red stone lapis --------- Red stone lapis Red stone lapis Red stone la-pisss
My stepdad nearly got ditched by the cruise. He wanted to go solo scuba diving & my mom & I did something else for that day. My mom planned for my stepdad to meet us back at the cruise entrance. Normally (at least on this cruise) the cruise would be parked a few kilometres out & a taxi boat would take us to shore but for this particular stop the water was deep enough for it to go right up to this big boardwalk/dock. Anyways my mom & I get there a little late but surprisingly still got there before my stepdad. My mom didn’t want to go back to our rooms yet since she hadn’t been able to contact my stepdad all day which initially was understandable because no phones underwater but became concerning when he didn’t show up. So 9 year old me & mom sit in the cruise doorway for about half an hour before my mom finally gets in contact with him. Now my mom & stepdad are very different people in stressful situations; my stepdad is calm & collected whilst my mom visibly is brimming with so much stress she could have powered the ship. So my mom who always acts like any unanticipated event is 100% the beginning of a worst case scenario is very worriedly talking to my stepdad whose tone is so calm & casual that if visualised it would be a flatline. After about 5 minutes on the phone my stepdad hangs up. There’s 20 minutes until the cruise is leaving & everyone else has already boarded so currently the only reason the walkway is is still our is because of my stepdad. By 10 minutes the staffs mild irritation for having to keep the door open is combining with concern for my stepdad. By 5 minutes my mom had to convince the staff to keep the walkway out. By 1 minute my mom is staring out that door as if she could magically teleport him here with her lack of blinking. Only by 30 secondly did we finally spot my stepdad across what was now an inconveniently long dock. He was at one end of the cruise when the only door was at the other end. My stepdad, who I’m certain finally realised that my mom’s end of the world attitude was actually appropriate for this situation, ran the fastest I’ve ever seen him run. It was like a scene from a movie except there was no slow motion & just a really loud cruise ship horn muffling my mom’s screams to run faster. The cruise ship had already started to move away & I’m pretty sure the staff were probably not allowed to have the walkway out but they were probably rooting for him. My stepdad at what I can’t emphasise enough was truly the last second JUMPED to the walkway & JUST made it back. This man then immediately reverted back to his calm collected self, got to his feet & just casually handed the staff his boarding pass thingy. My mom, trying to contain the stress of a thousand worlds into what can be considered an inside voice, asked my stepdad why he hung up. “Oh yeah my phone ran out of battery. Whoops.” FUCKING WHOOPS??? Yeah safe to say my mom & stepdad are no longer together since opposites can only attract to a certain degree.
19:30 lmao Elytra are a real thing, its the wing casings of beetles. the funniest part is historically the prettier ones were used for jewellery and you can still buy elytra jewellery to this day
I got married at 19, and it’s been awesome. I decided he was the one and married him, and that’s what anyone does, doesn’t matter what age. The only thing that matters is who the person is, not how old you are when you meet them.
19:26 “and he goes ‘oh yeah over here is the studded elytra’ i woulda been like WHAT” dude no one tell him about beetles that can fly and the protective covers for their wings his head might explode
What I have gathered from this episode is Molly is a saint for being able to put up with Tom.
Just realized?
@@localrat4858 I had suspicions but this episode definitely proves it
Exactly lmao
Yes.
Womp womp
tommy saying he doesnt want an ex wife:
tubbo: well you have an ex husband
Jschlatt and Ted Nivison looks different here
I think Tucker drank an invisibility potion before this episode
Bro 😭
@@galaxyskyzziy2438 im sorry i had to😭😭😭
@@arisengladiator hes in a pot for some reason
this is schlatts sleeper agent personality, turns into a bald British boy
''thank you tom and jack'' we all say in unison
Thank you tom and jack
Who's we ?
@@SamyakJain2077the real Tommy and Jack fans
Hearing Jack talking about how he wants to marry Ellie made my day
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it's 1 am but can't stop that jack manifold grind
this isn’t jack manifold this is shut up im talking
@@A59rishut up, im talking
And? The point is that jack manifold is in the video
@@MochiMomo-f6z do you get the community joke or are you new
this feels like unfortunate foreshadowing not for jack but for tommy
“She told me I could go poo”😂 like asking a teacher in elementary.
They actually did it and started a podcast instead of just talking abt it and its actually entertaining. Legendary move right there.
been here since the first podcast episode. every ep is a banger so far
claiming my spot fr
Theres only 2 eps
@@christinadouglas6203 they said so far
@@christinadouglas6203it’s a joke.
@@christinadouglas6203 there are only 2 venom movies but both of them were the worst venom movie
T: “People could be together for 2 years and then not stay together.”
J: “Not us.”
Jack and Ellie are the cutest oh my god 😭😭😭
It’s nice to hear that Jack’s finally been born. Congratulations!
Im so excited for when he starts to walk!
"Let's bring back arranged marriage" was not a topic i thought i'd hear on shut up i'm talking but i sure am glad i did
Their vision of marriage being so different is so funny
This is the chuckle sandwich podcast for people who can't find their glasses
I've really enjoyed the new episodes, unrelated have you seen my glasses
Or people who don’t wear them cause they were called a poor mans Leonard Hofstadter….
If anyone was wondering the song Tom sang was called red stone lapis (lyrics below)
Red stone lapis
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Red stone lapis
Red stone lapis
Red stone la-pisss
Omg you’re a lifesaver 🙏
🙏🙏🙏 gotchu
molly actually has the patience of a monk cuz.. 😭😭😭
Watching this after Tom and Molly broke up is nuts
I shit you not, thought the title was a joke about doja cat and how Jack are both bald.
That would be a hilarious title tho
Only posted 2 videos but I fucking love these already 😭🙏
"and it`s fine if your son is gay and my daughter`s trans but they gotta end up together" TOOK ME SO OFF GUARD
My stepdad nearly got ditched by the cruise. He wanted to go solo scuba diving & my mom & I did something else for that day. My mom planned for my stepdad to meet us back at the cruise entrance. Normally (at least on this cruise) the cruise would be parked a few kilometres out & a taxi boat would take us to shore but for this particular stop the water was deep enough for it to go right up to this big boardwalk/dock. Anyways my mom & I get there a little late but surprisingly still got there before my stepdad. My mom didn’t want to go back to our rooms yet since she hadn’t been able to contact my stepdad all day which initially was understandable because no phones underwater but became concerning when he didn’t show up. So 9 year old me & mom sit in the cruise doorway for about half an hour before my mom finally gets in contact with him. Now my mom & stepdad are very different people in stressful situations; my stepdad is calm & collected whilst my mom visibly is brimming with so much stress she could have powered the ship. So my mom who always acts like any unanticipated event is 100% the beginning of a worst case scenario is very worriedly talking to my stepdad whose tone is so calm & casual that if visualised it would be a flatline. After about 5 minutes on the phone my stepdad hangs up. There’s 20 minutes until the cruise is leaving & everyone else has already boarded so currently the only reason the walkway is is still our is because of my stepdad. By 10 minutes the staffs mild irritation for having to keep the door open is combining with concern for my stepdad. By 5 minutes my mom had to convince the staff to keep the walkway out. By 1 minute my mom is staring out that door as if she could magically teleport him here with her lack of blinking. Only by 30 secondly did we finally spot my stepdad across what was now an inconveniently long dock. He was at one end of the cruise when the only door was at the other end. My stepdad, who I’m certain finally realised that my mom’s end of the world attitude was actually appropriate for this situation, ran the fastest I’ve ever seen him run. It was like a scene from a movie except there was no slow motion & just a really loud cruise ship horn muffling my mom’s screams to run faster. The cruise ship had already started to move away & I’m pretty sure the staff were probably not allowed to have the walkway out but they were probably rooting for him. My stepdad at what I can’t emphasise enough was truly the last second JUMPED to the walkway & JUST made it back. This man then immediately reverted back to his calm collected self, got to his feet & just casually handed the staff his boarding pass thingy. My mom, trying to contain the stress of a thousand worlds into what can be considered an inside voice, asked my stepdad why he hung up. “Oh yeah my phone ran out of battery. Whoops.” FUCKING WHOOPS??? Yeah safe to say my mom & stepdad are no longer together since opposites can only attract to a certain degree.
this was an aboslute roller coaster and I love it
this is like its own podcast episode
Ur an incredible story teller
i love you sm
The foreshadowing for the most recent lore stream is crazy
I would like to call this a "pogcast"
"shut up, I'm talking"
no, you shut up
"you don't know if she's the one!"
"I do. I've decided!"
that was so sweet 😭😭
43:55 I swear to god Tommy paused here just so he could interupt jack again
I didn’t expect it to be 6am for these podcasts
19:30 lmao Elytra are a real thing, its the wing casings of beetles. the funniest part is historically the prettier ones were used for jewellery and you can still buy elytra jewellery to this day
This is genuinely the first podcast i actually enjoyed watching
the idea of their bloodlines merging is both horrifying and hilarious
0:25 HE SAID-HE SAID THE-THE-YOU KNOW-THE THING!!!!😱😱😱😱😱
Tommyinnit and Jack manifold making fun of Venom was not on my 2024 bingo list
i love how much jack loves ellie
Honestly the part about their relationships is so sweet and I can see both of their perspectives about their relationships
At school but the manifold grind never stops
I'm crying 😂 these stories are amazing! They make me feel proud to be British! 😆
19:25 just wait until bro finds out elytra is just the singular term for the hard part on beetle wings (plural is elytron)
isnt elytron the singular? elytra is plural
We need that video of jack manifold and this random cruise magician
44:00 well that aged badly but not for jack
I will be so ready to say ive been here since the beginning when this hits 100 📣 shooting for the stars baby
jack casually dropped that he “met beabadoobee the other day”
Such a good dynamic
This is like the chuckle sandwich podcast of the chuckle sandwich podcast was still in its golden era.
love the podcast so far, super happy to add this to my weeks especially since I haven't been keeping up with much else Tom and Jack have been doing
probably better than any content I've seen from both of your in the past few years tbh
''Schlut Up I'm Schlalking'' ahh video
jack met beabadoobee?! fr living my dream
Bro the intro is fireeee🔥🔥🔥
My notifications made me almost miss this! Glad I caught this
Love the worm updates
i luv this new podcast soooo much
I love Sean's man spread through this episode
I got married at 19, and it’s been awesome. I decided he was the one and married him, and that’s what anyone does, doesn’t matter what age. The only thing that matters is who the person is, not how old you are when you meet them.
Well, unless it's like an 18 y/o and a 45y/o
how long's it been since?
bro i love these vids sm
the title came up and we all cheered !
Great first start of my day
Loving this podcast so far 😂
i LOVE talk tuah
Yippie, actually loving this podcast
amazing first episode, cant wait for the next 😊
I ALREADY KNOW THIS BOUTA BE A BANGGGGERRR !!!!
Tbf, I didn’t know lapis lazuli was real either
the cherry on top, irl lapis is something that matpat brings up in his minecraft lore videos
Tommy manifold and Jack innit
No it'd be jackinnit
OOOOOOOO THE OUTFITS ARE EATING THIS WEEK
33:20 didnt age well
This actually isn't aids to listen to, this is so good 😌🔥 Keep it up
why is it so early 😭
This is right next to the talk tuah podcast on the rizziest podcast list
Chuckle sandwich really fell off after tucker left 😔😔
I NEED MORE 💀💀💀
tommy makes me feel so much better about my weak bladder we are in this together
this is the best podcast to listen to while building in Minecraft its wonderful
So real this is all I do 😭
The fact that they drank from the empty mug like they don't have water bottles besides them is wild to me
45:39 Tommy Innit makes weddings 1000% funnier
"shut up I'm talking" aah podcast
2:16 CROATIA MENTIONED RAHHHH
Jaw-dropping first 30 seconds 🤯
"i've already been exiled before" is CRAZYYY LMFAO
19:26 “and he goes ‘oh yeah over here is the studded elytra’ i woulda been like WHAT” dude no one tell him about beetles that can fly and the protective covers for their wings his head might explode
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tommy telling jack he cant get married now knowing full well that he was married and divorced tubbo for fun
CROATIA MENTIONED‼️‼️‼️
wait until tom realises that elytra is a real thing
Tom going starting the episode when Jack wasn't saying shit got me 😂
YAYY LETS CHECK THE WORMSSS
the shirt makes jack looks like he’s wearing suspenders
STOP JACKS WEDDING PLAN IS TOO CUTE!!
i think its time for the shut up im talking & the yard collab
This is like sleep deprived for poor people
The video is great, you need to keep promoting your channel. Is not hard.
Suspenders would slay with jacks outfit
45:50 ''I'll put on my red and white top and I'll pretend'' got me so bad😂😂
i sure do love my new episode of giggle burger
Truly one of the episodes of all time
SECOND EPISODE LETS FREAKING GOOOOOOO
7:40 wow, can't believe jack just confirmed he's a gambling addict
Tommy was a bit messy with this one today..
this is genuinely the only good podcast
This title is actually pulling my attention
Yesssss new ep