Avoid This Man In Uzbekistan 🇺🇿
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- Опубліковано 27 бер 2021
- 🇺🇿 Beautiful Uzbekistan...I had always dreamed of visiting its ancient Silk Road cities and exploring its magnificent history. I never expected to be doing in-between bouts of violent and explosive diarrhoea squirting out of my back passage also over the beautiful desert.
Safe to say Bald has definitely left his mark on this desert
You can see him walk past it @ 4:14
@@JC_303 hahahaha...god i hope not...
@@JC_303 hahahaha!
@@JC_303 That is.... big
@@JC_303 I'm not gonna check that
There will forever be a little corner of England in the Uzbek desert.
:D
Like England did everywhere else in the world.
@@alback a fantastic achievement ;)
A little pile of England.
...why do I know the poem where that's from
This guy is an absolute legend, knows the language everywhere he goes, chats with people and seems like a thoroughly decent chap. Absolutely fascinating content compared to 99.9% of the shite on YT these days.
yeah and this language is called RUSSIAN)
The Russian language did help
Imagine having the runs and unable to ask for the meds. Wow
Dude this should be on your main channel. The Uzbeks waving and cheering for you. The shitting behind a bush. The kid laughing at you. This is fucking gold
In 500 years kids in history classes around the world will be learning about the great explorer Mr Bald who shat his way along the silk road.
Lmaoo
😂😂
Yup, they'll be analysing his coprolite to get a better understanding 😁
Lol 😂 😆 😝
@@OnnSight well the road is quite shity actually
"Is there a lot of corona virus in England?" Translation: Are you here to kill us diarrhea man?
Yeah, I don’t think that Bald got that question 😂
Bald : yea mate fucking heaps
😄😄
Also bald I may be from England but I've never actually been.
A lot! I think that's why I'm having diarrhea 🤣
It took me literally the whole video to realize Bald is "the man" in the title
"worst case of diarrhea a human being outside of indian subcontinent has ever suffered from" 😂😂😂
Imagine being a random Uzbek commuting through the middle of literally nowhere and then suddenly spotting a bald Englishman wearing blue drip glasses squatting behind a shrub for a shit.
"...здравствуйте."
Uzbeks are not Brits, they dont fool around in the deepest desert by foot for no reason
Bald went from squatting in the bushes, hiding from the Ukrainian army, to squatting in the bushes, hiding from Uzbek nomads.
Sound exactly like a clip you'd see in a, Meanwhile in Russia vid...
So not that crazy.
Mr Bald when he confuses the train station for the bus station :- "I'm not feeling it guys, I'll have to abort the film"
Mr Bald when he is literally crapping his brains out: "Hello Daily Balders!!..."
I love this man
Hahahaha that’s funny
I was going to say he aborted to pick up some food poisoning
But didn’t he abort because he already had diarrhea? 🤣
@Tyler Fox If I remember correctly, he spent the whole first half of the day going to the wrong places and wasting time and having to wait too long for transportation so it all demoralized him. Plus he was in Ukraine so it was already demoralizing.
Taking a dump in the desert of the Silk Road is nothing undignified. On the contrary u may have done so in the same place Genghis Khan did some centuries ago.
Wow he just walked in there with confidence and straight up asked for Diarrhea medication. Bald is powerful
I would hope any functioning adult would be able to
_Video title should be:_ *"Fertilizing Uzbekistan"*
😂😂
"I've got to push through" - probably not the best choice of words.
😂😂😂😂😂
No pushing required.
hes said it before he's ex recruitment lol
I just love how friendly all the people are wherever you go. There is so much that brings us together it’s a shame we don’t always see it
I love how the pharmacy lady knew immediately you’re from England!
Coincidentally, "The Silk Road" is a good description of Bald's digestive condition right about now.
Shit Road u mean
No flowing smooth as silk
🤣🤣🏴
A hot snake on the silk road
His videos are lowkey better then some action movies, i swear
Do I really need credit for his work? ;D
Not lowkey, highkey
Highkey
@@lowkeylowkey1000 😂😂
@Tyler Fox Well I' am about to give away the plot for the next action movie. America good the rest of the planet evil.
That is a BEAUTIFUL old city. I love old forts and castles.
My mums sceptical about UA-cam and I’m trying to convert her from tv... saw balds vid and thought it would be an interesting pg introduction... 5 seconds in...... I have the worst shits I’ve ever had 🤦♂️😂
I never imagined Uzbekistan to be so beautiful. The people seem so warm. You've opened my mind up to so many places. Your travel vlogs are so much more interesting than anything you'd find on a mainstream TV channel.
Same here!
@@n.b.380 Seems like you are the one, who hasn't fully arrived in the 21th century yet, as you are still carrying great-russian imperial chauvinist feelings.
@@Boerkie1990 the Irony is it seems to be happening to Western Europe too.
@@n.b.380 But at the same time soviets brought v lot of bad, displaced people, disappeared people... Than you find whole areas of replaced people in the middle of anoher country. We were under soviet infuence as well and a lot of bloody things happened until colapsed of eastern block.
@@n.b.380 maybe the middle ages are overall better for a civilization than the american/western modern ideology of decadence and "progressivism".
"This is so bloody humiliating"
*Keeps on filming while pulling down pants and squatting down*
@Moh Vlogs Bruh...
@Moh Vlogs You...don't...get...it...
Somehow I was unsubscribed without ever having done it myself. Glad I got this in my recommended again so I could notice that. Thought you had fallen off the earth for a bit.
If I hadn't been reading the comments I would have never notice I too had come unsubscribed !
youtube does that every so often they unsubscribe people from some creators. I think some of the employees do it when they decide they do not like the creator.
Happened for me too 🥵
Hey I just read your comment and checked myself- me too! wth is wrong with ytube
you all tripping! this is one of his channel. the main on is bald and bankrupt. mystery solved.
This was the nicest town and the nicest hotel I’ve seen bald go to
Khiva was an arid desert until Bald brought the muddy brown river with him
Me: Eating my supper and watching Daily Bald, expecting Soviet mosaic.
Bald: Takes his pants off in the middle of The Silk Road and enjoys his diarrhea.
I was eating wheatabix just now. Which have a similar consistency as diarrhea once mushy lol
I do the same you do
I to WAS eating... So I feel your discomfort
Love the humour on this channel
the old city is beautiful! and so clean
would love to visit there one day - safe travels..
still waiting for the day this man travels to north korea and talks his way out of a labour camp, We all know he could do it.
@UCAX2X5wCq5eOLA0scS4zrGA well well well if it isn't the evil doppelganger we were warned about 👀
"Ohh look.. some North Korean handcuffs"
"Wow a real life communist torture room!"
No😱😱
"See this, Mr Harold would be paying lots to stay in some swanky hotel..."
"Where I get to stay in this cell for *FREE!* , a true adventurer."
Lived my whole live in Finland. Thanks to you, I can see all these places that I would never even think about visiting. I've never heard anyone saying:
"I really wanna go visit Uzbekistan".
151 / 5000
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Of course, you should visit my homeland Uzbekistan. I advise you to visit Samarkand, Bukhara, Khiva and, of course, the Valley.
Now I've seen Bald's video, I want to go.
Only recently started watching this guy ,but at the moment every video and adventure gets better every time
Fantastic travels! Thank you so much for sharing your adventures with us all. Stay safe and happy always!
Imagine Ghengis Khan was burried there in the desert, and you took a dump at the exact spot.
Everyone pay respects in different ways 😁
Wtf
Me, a Serbian, medicine student in Moscow, while eating breakfast watching bald taking dump in dessert and thinking:"What a time to be alive".)) поздрав:)
Dear fellow scholars...
Well, if you´re a medicine student you better be prepared for that kind of shit :p
This episode brought a whole another meaning to a word "drip".
Also, imodium plus works goods on the hole 😟
i feel you man i had diarhea when i was cycling through bosnia, one hell of a trip
Bald on the Previous episode : Plov is my favorite dish of Uzbekistan
Bald now: BLOODY PLOV!
Bald not Bold 🙄
@@ryanessex7978 pronunciation is still bold
@@ranjanmaithani6263 Yeah well no one writes words like they are pronounced.
@@ryanessex7978 corrected :)
@@holokyttaja5476 lol
Bald : I'm gonna take a break after Ukraine and rest.
Also bald : you should avoid this guy in Uzbekistans desert.
I was also pleasantly surprised when I recieved a notification from the Daily Bald channel. Like yourself, I had positioned my expectations to wait for at least two to three weeks.
Cheers, until I red your comment I tought the title must be wrong......but now everything is clear,Benjamin is that man :D
He only needed a road trip break 😁
@@archimedes2261 as do we all, but not to the Gulag, Uncle Joe! Haha.
@Daily Bald ABBA, SOS.
That bit with the people going up to the bus was... interesting. I really like when there are fun interactions between bald and the people of the provinces. But this one really warmed my heart for some reason.
As a sufferer of colitis, I felt this. I got to plan my whole day around my poop schedule.
Leave it to Benjamin to change the name of the Silk Road to the “Skid road”.
Squirt road
LOL
@@andreselektro s,I'd in old english for shit
"Silk Road" is an anagram for "skidoral".
Little known fact- a skid road is the term used by loggers to describe the roads made with logs or planks to help move trees after harvesting from the forest areas to sawmills. The logs were drug by oxen or horse teams or skidded to the mills.
It also is the slang term for the red light or adult beverage establishment areas of a town or city. Originally used in logging towns on the west coast of the United States.
Nothing else in the world is as urgent as that troubling feeling in your colon. Hats off to you for traveling that far with food poisoning and still being able to make a video for us! Your a real trouper Bald!
Greetings from Uzbekistan 👋, great episode
Me: unpacking my lunch, ready to watch some entertaining video
Bald: it's time take a shit in the middle of this desert
Not many of us would have gone further than 20 feet of the safety of a toilet so major kudos to him!
I poop in the forest everyday
@@HubertofLiege Are you a bear 🐻.
@@hardworker8030 No he's the pope
😂😂😂
Diarrhoea tablet companies are smart. They knew Bald will have diarrhoea, so they sponsored the episode already. Genius😂
I think you didn't get the sarcasm there :x
@@Fiiraxiis I think maybe you didn't get it.
@@Fiiraxiis It seems like it was you, who missed the sweet spot here.
@@half-liferforever354 both are correct smh
@@spiceptergames5118 it was a joke that American spelling is better smh
anyways let's call it diarrea, h is irrelevant
Just discorverd this channel. Thought it was a Drew Binsky like experience. Came looking for silver. Found gold.
Benjamin I really enjoy watching your videos, keep up the good work mate. From one of your viewers in Western Australia 🇦🇺
That hotel room is the nicest I've seen on all his vids
And VERY CHEAP!
Actually the town was really nice
I refuse to ruin the 69 likes
@@AlreadyTakenTag thank god somebody decided to. Now let's get this up to 666 then you can not ruin it again 😁
The fact you continued to persevere despite your stomach ailment showed great intestinal fortitude ;)
Whenever I think I'm having a bad day, Bald cheers me up with his predicament lol. Not to mention his just getting on and dealing with it whilst entertaining at the same time!
Hi Ben, hope you feel a lot better :) In these Corona times I really enjoy watching you on your travels, thank you so much for that!
Gives new meaning to the word “drip”...
🤣🤣🤣
Makes me think of Pearl Jam's Even Flow
Hahahahaha definitely makes my a splash with all that drip 💧💦🌊
@@EnglishAmigo lmao
I'm well respected in school now that I'm a Daily balder.
But only in the UK.
@@mattstroker3742 definitely not in Tonvi
Daily bladder? ;-)
.. you hadn't actually watched yet, had you? ;p
I never even considered UZbekistan as a potential travel destination, but I'm seeing nothing but beauty in these vids.
I always knew you would tear up the Silk Road with your “drip”. I just didn’t know it would be so literal...
As a traveler with Crohn's disease.....I feel you man.
Oh, man.
It is true
Do you know Crohn is an old German word for Corona?! Do you see CRON are matching?
You feel men??
@@voornaam3191 no it isnt. Thats Krone
Also crown in english
@@z1d3 yep.
I have learned so much history i never knew from Bald's channel, he'd make such an amazing history teacher.
I came looking for this comment. That bit of history at the end really brings the place to life!
@@blahblahblahblah2837 It really really does!
I imagine there are thousands of history teachers that would kill for his life!
This is the first episode I watched while eating; I made the wrong decision.
4:15. Holy! Is that your dump behind you there in the background? What a unit.
Не перестаю удивляться энергии Бена. Всегда в позитиве, весёлый. Никаких преград, все преодолевает с улыбкой. Молодец.
What?? Can I get a translation?
@@kd5inm she wrote: don't stop of getting surprised of Ben's energy. Always positive, funny. Overcomes all obstacles with a smile. Good guy.
@@kd5inm you banned in google translate bro?
@@maxgusak4660 I appreciate your support. You are good guy too). Thanks 😊
Хотя я использую программу для перевода, я все равно могу присоединиться! Надеюсь, лысому скоро станет лучше.
wtf that $15 bathroom is better than most $100+ bathrooms i've seen
edit; man that place is more beautiful than i'd ever expect
pretty sure it was the whole room, not just the bathroom
LMAO bathroom sold separately?
it became 10$ after Bald was there
Uzbekistan is super affordable, and you get some super good currency exchangning rates as soon as you leave the airport.
I usually paid $8 a night in Uzbek but the standards were much lower. Should have splashed out on the $15 rooms. Think I spent $12 a night for a couple nights in a single room in just outside the old city.
Mr. Bald, your back again, love your shows mate. Cheers from Queensland, Australia.
5:06 someone stepped in Bald's shit
"when a man walks off into the desert with a shovel, you don't ask him where he's going" ......Ice Cold In Alex
Got to do what you got to do
u mean 'doo' 😆
Hey man im a big fan of the channel 👍🔫
First Hanna Straight, now Bald and Bankrupt...keep running into my fave gun reviewer on my other favorite channels.
Still beats shitting your pants.
UA-cam is a small place
You did it again. Perfect place, outstanding sites. Thanks!
I had this experience in Egypt once where I just had to freeze in the middle of a Cairo street market because if I took a step, I would fully shit my pants.
Immodium definitely puts the Ever Given across the river of fundament. 💚
Genius 😆
i didn't expect that bald has immodium as official sponsor of his channel.😅😅😅😅
"I've had to get out the car because we've come to fill up with methane, in Uzbekistan they have a lot of gas..."
There's a joke in there somewhere.
Exceptional travel vid from the Silk Road. Thx u
Awesome as always, hope you spend some time in that city, need to see more of the old buildings
Brings me back to my days in Turkey when I had no control over my bowels. Riding on the night bus was the scariest thing I’ve experienced . Luckily a well timed pit stop saved me. I feel bad for the workers there. At least the stalls were tiled so they just had to spray it down.
I know I shouldn't find all these diarrhoea jokes so funny but this has me in stitches hahaha
when I was there, they we're shooting a movie. All the actors we're dressed like 500 years ago. I did not see the filming crew, so I thought I went through a time machine :)
Just to correct you for future comments. They ‘were’ and actors ‘were’. We’re is a combination of the two words we and are. Have a good day! :)
@@ansonhansley4578 Just to correct you for future comments. Please do not
@@ansonhansley4578 You sure are the friendliest grammar nazi I've seen today Anson, keep it going
@@johnlannikk2701 hey I’m just the friendly neighborhood grammar nazi 😊
@@ansonhansley4578 Dickhead
I’m loving the history tid-bits at the end of the videos lately. Hope your guts are feeling better!
It took me 8 minutes to realize that I won't see ''a dangerous scamming in the desert'' but my man was referring to his shitting self :D :D :D
The car ride after he took a shit on the sand dunes was dead silent, the driver probably knew 😂
@Daily Bald 3rd spam reported
Wow Finally! I’ve been waiting so long to see you in this Beautiful country! Welcome to Uzbekistan 🇺🇿 🤍
Your history lessons are superb!
Another excellent adventure, thanks for sharing! I'm glad you shared the story of the word "slave," it demonstrates that you really do know history and are not just a poser.
As someone who suffers from IBS... this is the one video I felt in my soul.
Same, man.
nobody can understand the suffering : (
IBD here, I was starting to stress out when I saw him driving the flat areas we no bush or anything to get behind
The location of that hotel is beautiful. It seems so peaceful, and aesthetically looks like something straight out of Aladdin.
That ancient city is amazing. I hope you stay a couple of days and explore more of it.
Loved the little history lesson!
I am always shy and talk quietly when buying medicine for diarrhea. This mans waltz in and almost shouts it. Respect!
He knows random Uzbeks that might see him in the drugstore may not know the word "diarrhea". They know Russian word "ponoss" or their original Uzbek word.))
I feel like since the Rock of Tondi, this was the most explosive episode of Daily Bald so far.
I absolutely love your content man
Love ur Videos man❤ show more
I was once in Hiva when I was a child.
I remember it as a magical and like nothing else I've seen before (or after).
I lived in GAZOCHAK. A small town that was there to help build gas pipe to Russia.
I was there as a child too. Have a picture of myself on a camel from that times. I wonder why Bald still haven't met any😂
What dedication to your viewers! Travelling across Uzbekistan with diarrhea. Thank you for your service.
I feel your pain Traveling + Diarrhea should never be in the same sentence
It’s terrifying honestly 😂
One of the best bald episodes yet, I can't help but to smile the whole time I watch your videos, no shame in this man's game......he walks in a store full of beautiful women asking for the strongest diarrhea antidote possible with a straight face........my man!!!!
No words, Uzbekistan is so beautiful and peeps so friendly 😊
You’ve made Uzbek a definite bucket list for myself
I love how honest you were with needing a Sh*t Loved the video keep the content up!
Love the way u learn the language in the many countries you visit!!!!!
Ben, nobody absolutely nobody does this better than you. Thank You
I just ate a big plate of room temperature chicken. In a few hours, when the dysentery kicks in, I'm going to watch this video again so, I can pretend I'm right there with ya! :-)
are u ok
I simply can't stop watching your videos.
Hope you feel better soon❤️ but us ladys got the answer briefs or boxers lol this why love your videos your humor in even trying times. Can’t wait for your next adventure