My Traumatic Serbian Hospital Story - EMOTIONAL!
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- Опубліковано 5 лют 2021
- This traumatic toilet event is still raw and painful for me and I still have PTSD from it so please be kind in the comment section. If you have suffered like this in the past then don't be afraid to speak out. Having your shit revealed to hot nurses is traumatic but don't feel stigmatised by it. I'm with you.
This guy is telling a poop story on a 10km walk in the middle of nowhere as darkness falls during a snowstorm.
I'm a nurse. Trust me, they thought nothing of it. We nurses have seen it all. We used to say "I've been a nurse so long that I can clean shit with one hand and eat a peanut butter sandwich with the other."
I was gonna say that, I will clean ur shit while I eat a sandwich lol
what about the spice girls?
Epic words !!! 😆
I’m a nurse too and yep! Totally. And when we have cleaned up the steamy hairy brown 🐻 we take great delight in writing accurate descriptors of said jobby using the Bristol stool chart and then describe to the icu docs and then to the medical team and we all high five each other... well maybe not quite that far but we are pleased for the patient after being bunged up for 10 days.
@@Adam-ox6zy I’ll hi five my pt, congratulate them, get some streamers and balloons lol I don’t go that far either but I find any opportunity I can to make them laugh, and the hairy brown...it’s always a good one!!!
You know what’s not funny, dirty mouths!! Years of unkept mouths does still, to this day, make me nauseous!!!
In that instance you were no longer a celebrity vlogger, you were in fact a celebrity logger 😂
This comment deserves more likes.
Allan's comment should be in the Bald & Bankrupt Comments Hall of Fame. 😁
Imagine if the nurse brought back an old abandoned Soviet sink instead... that shit would have been the ultimate!
The ultimate shitting experience!! 💩 😂
As a nurse, I can tell you, that episode is nothing to be embarrassed about. Seasoned nurses are immune to judging people about their natural body functions.
That's why nurses are Angels
Yes and I'm sure like the rest of us at our jobs, there is a moment where they all laugh and poke fun at the patients. Its only human
true
Oh you nurses are a god send! I hope your doctors appreciate you guys.
Yeah I agree. Nurses are angels on earth
This is a rare moment where bald gets deep into a personal topic
Ah, he never told about those 3 strapon things, did he? That's too personal. Butt they made him shit, did they? Weird fantasies...
He is starting to open up more on both channels. I think its great that we are getting to understand hm a bit better.
He had a really emotional covid video on the bald and bankrupt channel, but he removed it after a few weeks. Not sure why. It really convinced me of the realness and danger of the pandemic.
@@adrianelias2365 removed maybe because he didn't want to piss off covid-deniers who watch his channel and in turn promote the monetization.
@@goomaboi I remember him saying there were too many negative and "Covid is a hoax" comments and arguments.
Dying in a Hospital of Covid and still trying to woo the ladies! Epic! Sir, I'll drink to that.
A legend!
You have to get your priorities straight.
Great comment. He's a legend :)
Living in Serbia, Belgrade. I've lost my leg in a crash in 2017 and I know exactly what you are talking about. Plus, imagine not being able to move because of a cracked pelvis and 1/3rd of the leg missing and having to push that thing under yourself. I could stand everything - bandage changes, rotting tissue, the pain, inability to move... but that... that thing to use as a toilet, in bed is the most dehumanizing, vile thing ever. There were a few older nurses and a male nurse during my stay, plus it does not help when you are just ordinary someone from around here when you end up in the hospital. They're not that happy when someone announces the need for toilet. People like foreigners more in general It's not that bad losing a leg but that hospital stay is... horrific! First thing I did when I came back home was straight to the toilet. Vast majority of people will never experience that, but I felt such joy being able to use the toilet again. After that... the joy of proper shower. I didn't care too much about the would. I had to get clean and sleep in silence, in my comfortable bed.
Please from this day on, only address yourself as a "celebrity vlogger" that had me in stitches.
Agreed!!!!!!
Walking in the middle of nowhere in Estonia can bring out the most tragic experiences in your life...
Dude...im dying hahahaha
or just tondi
3 girls one cup Serbia edition :)
поздрав брате!
hahahaha
OMG 😲
The best shit story I’ve heard in a while.
Mr. Bald has become the BEST travel channel on YT in just over 2 years. Actually, it is more than just a travel channel. It is more of a lifestyle. I feel Mr. Bald's language skills are integral to his adventures in India, Russia and even South America. Brilliant!
Absolutely! You might like to check out "Gabriel Traveler" too.
@@iaw7406 thx for the recommendation. I am also a big Harald Baldr fan.
@@PlanetaryCitizen Have been following Gabriel for a while. He's great. 👍👍👍
Thanks to baldr for getting bald into the vloggibg
@@chriswilson3698 Waiting for Mr. Harald Baldr to kick-start his progressive vloging in 2021. When these 2 guys co-create, it is doubly awesome!
been going around telling people im a daily balder - they stand up and start clapping whenever I do it's amazing
Nice
Same thing happened when I advanced to lvl 99 woodcutting
Soup, hell yeah.
Hey, I know you.
You connect well with authentic contents and genuine human touch. Who can forget your friendships with the now legendary papa hobo and the Babushka in a radiation zone in Belarus ? People are the same wherever you go and they admire the classic simplicity in your style and many I am sure would like to emulate your example. All the best from India, camp Klaipeda, Lithuania 🌾
There was nobody behind you as you were telling the story, your secret is safe with over 100k of us. 😂
Having kakashka in a metal bowl is always better than having kakashka in the pants.
Bald editing in a soviet backwater 3/4's a bottle of vodka deep...
" Should I post this story?"
I’m drunk but when your cold you tell good stories
I'll drink to that.
I'm drunk to this story is worthy of another drink! *Cheers*
@@amandastevenson4733 Where do you live in Australia?
@@timgooding2448 Brisbane ♥️ do you live in Australia?
@@amandastevenson4733 Yes Mornington Peninsula south of Melbourne. It's still 23 degrees so a good drinking night.
Serbs are great people. I sold everything I had except for what I could carry on my back and moved to Serbia from the US to be with a girl who is now my wife back in 2012. For the 3 years I lived there, I made a lot of life-long friendships and was welcomed into countless homes where the Serbs fed me and got me drunk. I started my professional career in Novi Sad and my son was born in Zemun. Lots of great memories there and eager to go back for another visit after Covid.
Been waiting for a video in Serbia for ages and this is what i get 😂
"I was gagging for a shit"
Has got to be the single greatest bald quote known to man
💯🇬🇧🤗🔥
After 10 days in a Hospital bed who wouldnt be gagging for a Tom Tit?
@@mariataif Or an 'Eartha'!
Beautiful story, brings a tear to my eye.
Yea,me too.....to my "brown" eye...!!
Video showing an Englishman, walking through a snowy forest and talking about taking a shit in Serbian hospital, gets almost 250k views in 2 days.
This channel brings back good old days, when UA-cam was all about that type of random videos. I love Mr Bald.
It's so interesting to see how he lives his life. He's literally walking miles and miles in the middle of the freezing cold winter. That's some Bear Grylls shit haha
Well said I fully agree
@@MoreTrenMoreMen69 It’s not that bad. I run anywhere from 6-15 miles a day, 5 days a week in weather like this all winter long (Nov-Mar where I am)
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Facing a miserable Valentine's Day (newly-divorced, my heart shattered, barely have will to live), I really, really needed a good, tear-inducing laugh.
Thank you, Ben!!!
Greetings from Serbia, and we are waiting for you! All the best Mr Bald :)
Сербия, привет! Однажды увидимся!!
@@AndreiBerezin привет!)
Treat the foreigners better in your country.
It’s more than likely that Ben named this channel “Daily Bald” so that he could say “Hey Baldrs” at the start of each video JUST to piss off Harold. Incredible 😅😅
Lol so Harald is a Baldr by default!
@@clambroth1923 ??
@@clambroth1923 ??????????
@@clambroth1923 its just you dude.
@@Lunar4 no , no its not
I am one of your Serbian fans, and I feel so bad that you had such a miserable experience. I hope to see you back in Serbia, and that you will have a true Serbian experience! Nazdravlje, brat moj!
In the video he deleted, he basically said the hospital saved his life. A diplomat made sure he had good treatment. The COVID deniers bullied him to delete the video. Some weirdos out there.
@@SleepCove what you expect, his viewers are mainly grown to old ass people. And well British too. You put that together and you get a tragedy
@@chupameusculh0es493 + some many rightwing tossers..
He didn’t have a miserable experience burazeru. He explained in the other video that he was thankful of the Serbian doctors and nurses. He was put in the nicer floor of the hospitable due to connections in Russia. Zivio!
@@SleepCove Yes, we have plenty of Covid deniers in Serbia too. One thing I've noticed about them is that most of them are religious fundamentalists, so the science denialism is natural to them.
IM CRYING. THIS HAD NO BUSINESS BEING THIS FUNNY.
This is the best story I've heard in last month. No mockery, no sarcasm,I'm shit serious, just pure life, love it. The amount of non stop laughter it gave me will prolongate my life for at least a year or two. Thank you, doctor Bald.
Great story that I can relate to on a similar personal experience. Having a camera up my bum for a medical examination. A room full of student doctors, and I notice the assisting nurse was a friend from my school days 🤣
😂
ouch!!
F
rip dude 🤣
Perfect time to know each other. Did you invite her to go out someday?
I'm stationed in Washington DC and a local veteran bar we go to has a Serbian bartender, and he one of the nicest and most wholesome people I have ever met.
Even the wholesome shit sometimes!
"You were not born and will not die in a dignified position, how can you expect to live in one?" ~ Rumpole of the Bailey.
Bald takes me to places I never wanted to go to. Now I want to go.
I mean, it's really easy to take a shit in a pan on your bed, anyone can do that.
@@canchero724 Haha!! you beat me to it!
@@canchero724 Anyone can turn into homo-sapiens-soup in boiling water in a huge pan. That is closer to the truth. I'd rather shit in my paints.
@@canchero724 not when you show off in front of nurses that you are famous celebrity and have millions of subs
Go number two?
I spent 8 days at home and 7 days in hospital with covid19, everyone in hospital was farting at night but no one could take a dump, just peeing in a cup, after 7 days I finally felt the need to go at 3am in the morning, I ripped the sensors off and oxygen mask and went.
would had done the same :D
'Shit happens'
@@mrtkmusic8349 lol.
And I guess after that shit they released you from hospital
Baris Karalar they dont do that they just bitch at u
As a Serbian doctor I'm extremely glad that our colleages treated you well and helped you recover.
Having spent a week in the hospital myself last year I can only agree that the nurses are the most awesome women in the world. Hurray for all the world's nurses!
Greetings from Belgrade, waiting for you to visit again 😁
Jel postoje negde njegovi vlogovi iz Srbije jer ne mogu da nađem?
@@kalusevs Снимао је један његов земљак како возе бајс по земунском кеју и спрдају се, заборавио сам име канала. На свом главном каналу је објавио један влог из Београда у вези вируса, где је 'испрозивао' мало амбијент Хотела Југославије (реално и јесте очајан хотел), који је потом обрисао. Док је на инстаграму имао неколико уживо преноса са дербија (кад је Партизан победио прошле године) и кад се враћао са сплавова у пекару неку, нема тих видеа нигде јер нису ни занимљиви. Лик је легенда!
@@simkelacasa Hvala ti. Jeste legenda počeo sam od nedavno da ga gledam.
Are you one of the nurses?
@@kalusevs Tall Travels je taj kanal u slucaju da hoces da pogledas. Pozz
No matter what, stay safe and sound, dude. The world needs you.
Yeah. And get a neon orange cap. We can't afford to lose you on an Estonian highway.
I've been an ICU nurse all my life and I LMAO over your story.
I love your channel from Serbia 🇷🇸❤
I binged your videos during the beginning of the pandemic when everything was so scary and unsure. You'll always hold a special place for me for keeping me company during that.
Erm... Worse now
I had around 20 medical professionals in total looking at my 3rd leg & crown jewels & my bumbum
Just behind my crown jewels there was a mysterious issue. Literally a deep gaping hole which would not heal properly.
In total 3x surgery, 3x endoscopy, 2x MRI, 1x echo. In total 2 years of misery and utter horror.
In the end it was a bacteria causing all the horrors. Been on antibiotics for 6 months and finally it's healed.
I can't even go 2 in a public or any "not my home" toilet.
Facts
Im not a weirdo 😱🤣
I was recently in a hospital for 5 days for heart bypass surgery and was initially embarrassed with the nurses shaving me and showering me, but quickly got over it . These things have to be done and I am grateful that there are people whose job it is do do these tasks.
I really love the background...me living in the tropical zone is fascinated by the snow covered trees and ground... Keep walking Bald!
You will hate the winters in few days itself after living there.
Content is always gold, and it doesn’t matter where it’s broadcasted from! So glad you’ve come out of this positive.
@@iaw7406 but he was at a certain point!
Mr. Bald, your No.2 story reminded me of something. Back in the early days of the internet (circa 1992 and 4800 baud dial-up modems) one of the first really popular internet websites was one that allowed visitors to upload their personal shit stories. It was the world-wide-web at its best. The typical story was about having an episode of diarrhoea say on a bus or air plane. Constipation was another common theme! Your Serbian hospital shit story would have been perfect for the site. Thanks for sharing with us!
Bald gonna have the maddest stories to tell his kids. What a father this guy will be!
I can’t stop laughing 😂 and it is embarrassing at the same time. Ben, keep do what you do entertain us in this difficult time
Out of all the channels I’ve watched my whole life Im happy I found this one I always look forward to new videos
Honestly Bald is probably the best content creator on this platform. There's no bullshit in any of his videos and they're well made and interesting.
I was eating at the moment actually, but i accept your apology.
I was literally having stomach pains from laughing so hard from this video. What a instant classic from Mr Bald
I like how he is constantly turning arround making sure no one is listening to his story whilst being in the middle of nowhere hahaha
while thousands of people will listen to it now
I think he's turning around to see if a vehicle is coming, he's walking on a road and distracted talking. A vehicle could come up on him so he's being careful. Also hoping to catch a ride.
I would guess he is looking back if a car is coming his way so he might be able to hitch a ride back into town.
He’s trying not to get run over
Probably checking for bears
"Hope you're not eating at the moment"
**looks down at spicy chicken sandwich**
**shrugs**
**take another bite**
Also eating a spicy chicken sandwich
Same here
Yess haha im literally eating a spicy chicken from chick-fil-a lmao
I was digging into a bowl of pierogis. 😲
Yeah, my hunger wouldnt be fazed either lol
I feel your pain Ben , Years ago I lay in a hospital bed due to a motorcycle crash , a senior nurse pulled my sheets away to wash me in bed (I was totally naked) whilst 5x 21 year old student nurses looked on , I wanted to die 😂
Had a similar experience after getting a brain tumor removed. The relief definitely overcame the embarrassment. Funny how priorities change lying in a bed unable to go to the toilet. Good luck on your travels, love the vlogs.
Bald, you'd be incredible at an Open Mic at a comedy club
Please NO
Speaking in Russian
In your last Estonia video I was worried how you will return walking in snow. Now I know. You planned on telling a shit story!! Keep the humour alive and you alive in that cold.
You are the man, I never laughed so hard, you deserve to be a celebrity, thank you Bald.
As a nurse and a travel enthusiast, this episode made me subscribe to your channel although I have been watching your vlogs for some time. Never a dull moment Benjamin! 😆😆😆
Watching this while backing one out. Cheers
I was on that bowl in June of last year....It took me an hour, with 15 minute updates to the whole ward, that l was ok...You leave your dignity at the door. 😉
So true, I held my Number 2 for 7 days but the kidney beans from dinner finally got me, plus when I got back to sleep the old guy next to my bed got confused and tried to get into my bed, I was hitting the nurse alarm like crazy but no one came for 10 mins, I had to tell the guy his bed is that one.
dignity goes out the door when you have a colonoscopy when all and sundry are looking up your shitter.
@@bluecardholder I get knocked out for mine. I can't do it otherwise. It doesn't help when all the nurses and the doctor are laughing and calling you big brother when you wake up.
@@MiaogisTeas That is unprofessional of them. I cannot imagine that happening in the US. Where are you from? Also, what is “big brother” referring too? I’ve never heard of that expression other than how people refer to the government.
"I'm a bloody celebrity vlogger. I can't be crapping in a bed in front of everyone!" Hilarious! And an idea for for another vlog channel.
That made me laugh out loud, thanks. :) Would that be an ASMR channel?
@@cynthiacolemanmatyshock1793 ASMR. Brilliant! 😂🤣😂
You feel that sting? Thats pride f‘n with you.😅 Super glad you are back on your feet! These are the humbling experiences that make you value your life, your health and your nurse.
Those clickbait travelvloggers: omg I almost died.
Bald: so anyway, I shat into a pot
I don't think I would want to die after blaspheming my way around the world!
Just glad you survived to tell the story. Much love to the Spice Nurses.
OMG i really feel you. The shitting story happened to me when i was recovering from a car accident in the 90s...:) An experience you will never forget.
Cheers from Prague
Keeping your dignity when extremely sick in hospital is a bust, especially when busting of a crap. Been there done that.
Glad your back to good health and doing your awesome Vlogs.
Cheers to you Ben.
Brilliant. I wasn’t eating cereals while watching this, but sitting on the toilet. I felt so inspired and grateful.
So sorry you had Covid experience in my country. Hope you come back and try to forget all that trauma with some rakija, Belgrade nightlife and ćevapčići! Živeo brate!
Ahhhh bald I can relate mate! I spent 10 weeks in hospital after breaking my pelvis and both legs in a motorbike crash, had to shit in the bedpan also! An Absolute tortureous device!
I also had a problem with my balls and the doctor got all the young student nurses in to have a look and show them things to keep an eye on.... I know your pain mate!!
I am reminded of having a catheter replaced by one female nurse while she and another nurse were chatting. After a while I thought "screw this" and joined the conversation. Hospitals are humbling places for sure.
Bald you’re the realest UA-camr,keep up the great work mate,love from Israel.
It's crazy how Bald only started this channel recently, but he's already surpassed the 100k subs needed for a YT Play button....
It's not like nobody knows him
Not crazy at all. He has close to 2.6 million subs on his main channel. In fact, not that many people from that community joined this channel.
@@martinc.720 he gets more views than he has subs
@@martinc.720 he has an ig account
OMG so sorry for your unfortunate incident...glad to see you up and about then!!and I love your vlogs, Im never gonna be up that end of the world, so i look forward to your vids...
It’s understandable that you are traumatized by that experience you had. I’m just glad you’re safe, healthy and alive!
Celebrity vlogger is a great way to describe yourself, especially when discussing a deep subject like your hospital experience.
Much love to you from Canada!!!
"The Covid Ward." Sounds like a title for a novel. Oh yes, Alexander Solzhenitsyn wrote a novel called "The Cancer Ward."
Yeah, he wrote that after he died in the Gulag Archipel, did he?
@@voornaam3191 After he died? Now that's talent.
He didn't die, though.
@@hasselnttper3730 r/MurderedByWords
Stuart M. Great comment but eery
How about Gulag Baldipelago
"I hope you're not eating at the moment" he says, as I'm taking my 3rd bite of a panini. Fuck's sake mate
Been there, done that. It's good that you can laugh about it. Stay well, Benjamin. I'll keep you in my prayers, you crazy adventurer.
I'm just glad your ok be safe you have a lot to do thank you for sharing ❤️
As someone who had to care for my mother her last years of her live I can relate.... yeah that's one of the things people like to forget and not to think about the consequences of Covid. I am glad that you managed to get well.
you better do a video in serbia been waiting for ages
You just brighten up my morning, I was in stitches with laughter mate
I am glad you are recovered physically and still with us but I understand the mental aspect is a long term struggle. You're not alone in that
As a big 'poop stories aficionado', this made me cry tears of laughter and made my day, thank you for this!! :):):)
Damn! Best laugh I had in a while. Have a similar stroy so I can feel your pain. Rock on bro!
Get well Benjamin... Stay safe and be well,
Love from Toronto
Loved that story. We definitely need more of these
This was just a practice run for when you're in the hospital in your old age. And you *_will_* be there! Forget about any semblance of dignity! Glad you made it out okay. :)
That was the shittiest Covid story I have heard yet 😂😂🥴
Richard! I could not be more pleased that you are off on your travel's once again! all I can say now is good luck in your future travel's and thank god you're somewhat better but the scar's are still there I can tell. How was it in the Serbian hospital? you should write another book about your experiences my friend, I am sure it would be most interesting? good luck.
I’m so happy we still have Mr Bald and that the nurses took good care of him
This should be your trip from Vivikonna to Sillamae, my homeland, nice road , nice story, great beginning of Saturday!
“I’m a celebrity vlogger “ 🤣🤣😂 ben ur too funny
"I'm a bloody celebrity vlogger!". Holy shit, indeed!
OMG I wish I would have seen this when it was put up. I KNOW your pain Benjamin. In 2019 I spent 12 weeks in the hospital and 6 weeks in a coma. The entire time I was in the coma I didnt #2 at ALL. So i guess a week before I woke up they started gving me strong laxatives so once i was finally awake but I was on a ventilator everytime I FELL asleep I would crap myself. NO BEDPAN because I couldnt control it. I actually cried the first time I used a toilet a couple weeks after waking up. That day I took the 10 extra steps to the toilet in my ICU room. I am only in my 30s and have had surguries and given birth to 4 kids and had NEVER evne needed to use a bedpan before so it was embarrassing. I also had a hot nurse as well so i FEEL ALL THE PAIN as well. Glad you made it
I'm playing this on god level, eating my lunch to this marvelous tale.
I don't know about Russian, but kakashka sounds absolutely hilarious in Serbian😂 like "my sweet little poopylings"
it's a childish way of saying "shit" to be honest. The "adult" way would be говно (govno) or дерьмо (der'mo). You are all very welcome.
Wow, your emotional story gave me goosebumps. Made me appreciate life more
I was involved in a motorbike accident last year, and was in hospital with a broken leg for eleven days, and I know exactly what you mean. You're such an awesome person and I love your channel, keep up the good work!!!!!