Why did you cut the bottle for the paint? That isn't the hack they showed. An intact bottle helps regulate the paint flow, and allows you to squeeze the bottle if you need more than flows naturally. And with it closed, you can tilt the brush at ANY angle without the paint spilling. Dude you made it WAY harder than it had to be. And HOT glue would have been the best type of glue to use I think. It sticks to pretty much everything, and can easily form an airtight seal.
You definitely didn’t do the paint brush one correct. The bottle top was a squeeze top. Fill the bottle with paint and twist it back on. Then squeeze the bottle to get the paint to flow.
And lose a lot of paint because it's now in the ferule, where paint is not supposed to go if you can help it. Also, the only paint you can use is the one you originally used. Yes, it can be cleaned through the hole, but if you've ever tried to completely clean a ferule, it's nearly impossible. New paint contamination is likely, even if you're using the same color, because the tiny dry bits that weren't removed during cleaning will come out and snot all over your finish.
thats only because the bottle is solid and creates a vacuum on the inside. he used a bottle cut in half so there as no vacuum in there and flows out by itself
Anybody who has understands basic fluid dynamics and/or has done much painting would recognize this wasn’t going to work. Most tik tok tricks are worthless scams.
@@jasonandersen5975 Anyone who has ever assembled a paintbrush would recognize that the brush idea was complete bs. No scratch that. Anyone who has ever observed the effects of _gravity_ would know that. I find it surprising that it has to be pointed out. There are two outcomes depending on the brush construction and how far you go. Option 1 is you fake it by either not drilling all the way through or by drilling a tiny weep hole if there's room in the center. Either way, it's not functional, so you just fake the video and run with it. It's a viral life hack video. The default presumption should always be that it's misleading or otherwise exploitative. Option 2 is you bore it out big enough to feed paint. The result is that you destroy the brush, and you now have no control over the flow. You can't paint out of position, and you need to constantly stop to use a funnel to fill the bottle. It would be an impractical, uncontrollable mess that wastes more time and paint than alternatives which are simpler, cheaper, and don't require extra tools or the destruction of a good brush.
For those wondering the woman was making a Swedish torch you drill a hole in the centre (and if memory serves one from the side) of a log and light a fire in the centre it slowly burns it way out and in cold snowy conditions its not in the wet ground plus you can sit pots and pans on top
Another method is split the log into quarters lengthwise, cut a chunk out of the bottom of one quarter (to allow airflow) and cut the inside wedge out of all the quarters lengthwise to make the hollow cavity in the middle. Use some wire or similar to wrap around the log, then light it. This is if you only have an axe or machete and not a drill bit like the lady in the video...had to rewatch that like 6 times before I noticed she even had that 😆
Cold snowy conditions....ahhh thats why they...I mean she looked a bit....cold? almost 19m views for that pair is crazy tho, people know po*n sites exist right?
If you cut the back off you don't have to squeeze it for any liquid to fall through, he just needed more paint to create the force needed. Either way it still isn't better than using it regularly.🤷♂️
Take the two contrasting wood pieces and laminate them together temporarily with a pinner. Scroll saw the pattern through both simultaneously. You’ll have two sets which fit together. Maybe a little loose due to saw kerf, but still it should work.
Yeah I i die a little inside whenever someone uses expensive hardwood for some throwaway project. I use pine anytime I'm doing something for the first time, or for a jig or something. No way an I using my precious (walnut) for that.
@@andrewupson2987 If you find someone local that runs a mill at their own place, not a mobile one. You can get the end cuts and the crappy stuff for next to nothing. I have seen builds where people with time on their hands have made some nice stuff with it. Most of it is smaller 1x4 stuff after you resaw it. The guy I know built a gang saw to cut the wood to size then he runs them in a planer. I just by him self he can process a few hundred boards after driving 2 hours round trip to pick up a bunk of it. There is just so much wasted wood that come out of the saw mills.
The puzzle wood hack was actually temporarily attaching the two pieces on top of each other, with a layer of tape on each side and glued between, like a sandwich. Then you cut the shape you want and you have two identical halves of each side of the shape... One of each wood. Detach them, remove glued tape, and put one of each side together again like a puzzle.
4:16 that’s why they didn’t cut the bottle. You squeeze the bottle so the paint comes out. Same as you drink out of it, you suck it out or you squeeze it out. You didn’t have a closed container so the only way it would work right now is when you drill a (tiny) hole in the bottle cap so the paint drizzles out of it and gives you a continues flow. But if you do that the paint wouldn’t stop coming out of the bottle. So please try this again with a bottle that isn’t cut in half 😃
The thing I love most about these videos is John watches the videos, then promptly half asses whatever process they describe, like every time! The reason I love that is because first, it’s funny as hell to see him question the video even if he didn’t actually do what they do, and second, it’s exactly what I would do so it’s very relatable.
1) Could have squeezed it if it was an entire bottle 2) Dip brush in paint to get it started, it's only supposed to keep feeding paint 3) A paint brush is supposed to be saturated with paint, the paint is supposed to come from the inside cavity when you brush...
probably an easier way to do that wood ooze art thingy would have been to bolt the light and dark panels on top of each other. Carve out w/e ooze line you want across both of them. Unbolt it, slice off the bolt location, then the opposite parts of the top and bottom should fit together perfect, and you would have 2 sculptures to boot.
The 'running paint' joint would likely be a lot easier using inlay techniques. Cut both boards together on a scroll saw with the table at a very slight angle so they join tightly.
Now, I am even more impressed by your OTHER videos! How do you create beautiful and functional furniture while obviously not knowing how physics work? This nozzle with a cut in half bottle cannot work!
Yes but he is starting with imperial measurements so everything is harder. He needs to go metric, and use the extra brain power thinking through the job.
It doesn't matter if the bottle is cut or not. You have to suck to make liquid go through. You wouldn't want to sit there and squeeze the bottle. He should have used an entirely different cap
There really is no way to not botch it it's a dumb idea to solve what is honestly not even a problem it's not that tedious to just dip a brush in paint even if it worked perfectly as advertised it's a dumb hack
@@richardhinton4232it is dumb and for a problem that doesn't exist but he messed up by cutting the bottle with the whole bottle you would squeeze it and the paint would come out
@@lordquenntillieusiii9250exactly, by cutting the bottle, he created a massive hole for make up air, and basically the paint flowed freely. Not sure how he didn’t get that. People need to think like pouring a gas can and popping the tab on top, or draining your oil and pulling the dipstick.
For the melty-wood without a CNC, I'd guess a scroll-saw for cutting out a template (1/4" ply?) then use that to rout positive/negative templates offsetting half of the kerf of the flush trim bit, then use those and the same flush trim bit to rout the pieces. Will mean there's a minimum radius for the curves in the design but should leave no gaps. That surfacing-bit-router-plane is awesome, I'm going to build one! And, yes, I know what a Balchinian is. This is a silly little planet. Anyone could take over the place with the right set of mammary glands.
You can do things with less extreme curves on a bandsaw by taping both pieces together, and cutting them at the same time. You then get two mating boards with negative images.
The scroll saw would've been perfect ... just layer the two pieces together, cut along the line once and now you have two sets of the joint, one the mirror image (dark/light or light/dark) of the other ... if you use a fine enough blade then no sanding required either!!
I would love to see the Brush hack without the bottle cut in half :P you should use the pressure force inside the bottle to put pain in the brushes itself ;) nice video
For the drip boards, it would take a bit, but you could tape the 2 boards together and run them through a scroll saw. Take your time and you could probably end up with 2 boards instead of 1.
@@famousamoso7 how do you figure? If I have a board and make the drips by running it through a scroll saw, I now have we’ll say a left and a right to that board. Left and right fit together because they only have one path cut through them. Now, take what we just learned and secure a second piece to that board and run it through the scroll saw. We now have 2 lefts and 2 rights. Put left 1 with right 2 and left 2 with right 1.
John: 'Because I want to make it look pretty' Also John: mounts it with two ugly screws right thru the face. 🙃 Btw, the dove tail bench would look so dope, if you make the legs out of concrete.
I hope you are already working on a sweet video when you hit a million subs man! You're so close!!! One if the absolute best personalities in the woodworking community. Thank you and keep 'em coming.
I used a full-size router, and the biggest flat-bottom bit I had (never heard of a fly cutter bit before today!), and the wood base was a long bridge, twice the width of the work that needed flattening. I put flat parallel wood strips on either side of the work that were taller than the work was thick; this let the bridge ride above the surface of the work. I lowered the bit to touch, and ran it over the work. Rather than a plane that glides over the work itself, this sat on the strips, above the work. The only difficult part is making the bridge stiff enough so it doesn't sag.
Great fun. 😊 For the coat rack, all you had to do was add another piece the same thickness to the back across the bottom for the hooks to rest against. Even with the thinner backing it would probably work and look better.
Tip for your brushes.. when you finish painting metal or whatever just put them in a cup of diesel fuel and just leave it in for days,weeks,months... diesel desolves paint and it doesn't evaporate.. when you want to use it again just shake off the diesel from the brush and try drying it.. best solution is give it a blow with compressed air.. it's so clean you can even use white paint even if you last used black... i use the same paint brushes for years😂
While I’m not a perfect turner or sharpener, I’m happy to record the easiest way I’ve found. If you want to make more of these, I’ll make the handle knobs to trade for a sled. This is such a great idea!
For the drippy wood, it may be easier to tape the two pieces one on top of the other and make the cut through both of them. Should fit perfectly and you end up with two of them.
Here´s a tip that actually works; when you are pouring paint from a bigger paint can, you take mascing tape and make a "v" pattern on the edge of the can. The "v" should be half an inch from the edge of the can. When you pour, the paint makes a narrow stream and is much more accurate and easy to control. After the pour, take away the tape and there is no paint on the can (or the floor), only on the tape.
*him sticking tiny dowel rod into paint spout: "the large primate has learned to use simple tools to cox out his prize..." (mandatory Attenborough voice)
Hey genius… it’s called a squirt bottle for a reason…. The OP didn’t cut the bottle in half, did he? It actually works if you learn how to follow instructions.
John, sorry to say mate, the channel is worse for the loss of Sam and Jordan. You are the same, but the video atmosphere is awkward, and not as cohesive. I don't know what the answer is, but their presence is missed each video
@@DarkWidget AFAIK they both moved on to different careers. Sam first, then Jordan. There one video, gone the next. Unsure why. , It feels like John is trying to recreate the exact same vibe with new people, and it stands out a mile.
@@Vanjonsorz personally i recently found the channel, so I don't really have the same ties you probably do. Though personally I haven't noticed a huge difference other than the absence
@@gugugaga1460 Case in point: literally using boomer wrong, again, thinking you’re slick, when all you’ve done is validate Esther’s argument. Christ, it’s like you’re trying to make yourself look bad.
You made the interlocking "drips" the hard way. If you had taped them together (completely enrobing the two pieces down the long sides and the faces), you could have covered it in painter's tape and drawn the pattern on the tape. You could have used a scroll saw or a scrolling bandsaw blade, or the jigsaw, to cut (carefully). Then, you'd have 2 sets of interlocking pieces and gotten a 2 for one project rather than wasting so much material. I've done this kind of thing before when making pen blanks and it works beautifully.
The 2 timber one water drip thing would be so much better if done on a scroll saw, stick the 2 pieces together with double sided tape, then cut the design, then you get 2 copies one each way round :)
OK so I've stopped at 2:57..... the bottle is upright and the brush is pointing down. Surely the paint is going to fall/ spill out when you use the paint brush at a normal angle ????
Yo brother, I’m just letting you know the first one was paint you were supposed to leave the bottle fully intact so you could squeeze the paint down and it would have the vacuum seal effect
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Why did you cut the bottle for the paint? That isn't the hack they showed. An intact bottle helps regulate the paint flow, and allows you to squeeze the bottle if you need more than flows naturally. And with it closed, you can tilt the brush at ANY angle without the paint spilling. Dude you made it WAY harder than it had to be. And HOT glue would have been the best type of glue to use I think. It sticks to pretty much everything, and can easily form an airtight seal.
True
Hey I think you're supposed to use the whole bottle so you can squeeze the paint into the brush
You definitely didn’t do the paint brush one correct. The bottle top was a squeeze top. Fill the bottle with paint and twist it back on. Then squeeze the bottle to get the paint to flow.
And lose a lot of paint because it's now in the ferule, where paint is not supposed to go if you can help it. Also, the only paint you can use is the one you originally used. Yes, it can be cleaned through the hole, but if you've ever tried to completely clean a ferule, it's nearly impossible. New paint contamination is likely, even if you're using the same color, because the tiny dry bits that weren't removed during cleaning will come out and snot all over your finish.
So...did John ever realize that the type of nozzle on the water bottle only works when you squeeze the bottle or suck on the nozzle? lol
Yes, that's how the store bought designs work
thats only because the bottle is solid and creates a vacuum on the inside. he used a bottle cut in half so there as no vacuum in there and flows out by itself
The idea of that DIY is bad, but somehow he make it worse. He not even try, he just make it even worse
So true
...or that a paint so thick would never slide down the bristles fast enought?
If you hadn’t cut the bottle in have you could have squeezed the paint down into the bristles .. not a fail if you don’t replicate it exactly
Came here to say the same thing lol
Half*
exactly
@@rockinHurley777 fat farrier fingers . Apologies
and you could have thined the paint a bit. Also to make it work you need to move that brush like you paint energetically
“I doubt it’ll work like the video…”
-proceeds to do it differently than the video-
“Yup, it doesn’t work.”
you're right... that planer/router that was made, I saw it made by a carpenter and the carpenter did a clean job of it.
Anybody who has understands basic fluid dynamics and/or has done much painting would recognize this wasn’t going to work. Most tik tok tricks are worthless scams.
true incompetence, i agree
@@jasonandersen5975 Anyone who has ever assembled a paintbrush would recognize that the brush idea was complete bs. No scratch that. Anyone who has ever observed the effects of _gravity_ would know that. I find it surprising that it has to be pointed out. There are two outcomes depending on the brush construction and how far you go.
Option 1 is you fake it by either not drilling all the way through or by drilling a tiny weep hole if there's room in the center. Either way, it's not functional, so you just fake the video and run with it. It's a viral life hack video. The default presumption should always be that it's misleading or otherwise exploitative.
Option 2 is you bore it out big enough to feed paint. The result is that you destroy the brush, and you now have no control over the flow. You can't paint out of position, and you need to constantly stop to use a funnel to fill the bottle. It would be an impractical, uncontrollable mess that wastes more time and paint than alternatives which are simpler, cheaper, and don't require extra tools or the destruction of a good brush.
If you don't cut the bottom off the bottle you can use it to squeeze the paint down in to the bristles in stead of shaking for 20 minutes.
Así es. Como tú dice
For those wondering the woman was making a Swedish torch you drill a hole in the centre (and if memory serves one from the side) of a log and light a fire in the centre it slowly burns it way out and in cold snowy conditions its not in the wet ground plus you can sit pots and pans on top
Oh she was doing something huh...gotta watch that again
Another method is split the log into quarters lengthwise, cut a chunk out of the bottom of one quarter (to allow airflow) and cut the inside wedge out of all the quarters lengthwise to make the hollow cavity in the middle. Use some wire or similar to wrap around the log, then light it. This is if you only have an axe or machete and not a drill bit like the lady in the video...had to rewatch that like 6 times before I noticed she even had that 😆
Cold snowy conditions....ahhh thats why they...I mean she looked a bit....cold? almost 19m views for that pair is crazy tho, people know po*n sites exist right?
It is painful to see you chop the bottle in half, when the cap is a squeezy cap. water barley drips out, how is paint going to
mate im shouting at my screen whats he doin he gotta b joking 😂
Barely barley
Someone missed science class in middle school? SUCTION?
@@gregdrivesdriver5104Suction from where?
If you cut the back off you don't have to squeeze it for any liquid to fall through, he just needed more paint to create the force needed. Either way it still isn't better than using it regularly.🤷♂️
Take the two contrasting wood pieces and laminate them together temporarily with a pinner. Scroll saw the pattern through both simultaneously. You’ll have two sets which fit together. Maybe a little loose due to saw kerf, but still it should work.
Exactly!!!!
I came to say this also 👍 works every time
I was gonna say I've done this with a scroll saw before. easy money.
I came here to say this! It was almost comical watching the way he did it. He would have been able to make 2 out the 2 scrolled pieces
He specifically said he didnt want that. Just use a router tho
Me at the lumber store: damn walnut is expensive!
UA-camrs: let’s make this single use router sled out of walnut!
I always like when they say, "we'll just use some scrap plywood" and it's 15 layer, finish grade Baltic birch 😂
Also… “I’m not very good at wood turning…” Turns to his $3000 lathe.
Yeah I i die a little inside whenever someone uses expensive hardwood for some throwaway project. I use pine anytime I'm doing something for the first time, or for a jig or something.
No way an I using my precious (walnut) for that.
He did get like a $60-80k bandsaw mill. So now he has an abundance of "free" wood.
@@andrewupson2987 If you find someone local that runs a mill at their own place, not a mobile one. You can get the end cuts and the crappy stuff for next to nothing. I have seen builds where people with time on their hands have made some nice stuff with it. Most of it is smaller 1x4 stuff after you resaw it. The guy I know built a gang saw to cut the wood to size then he runs them in a planer. I just by him self he can process a few hundred boards after driving 2 hours round trip to pick up a bunk of it.
There is just so much wasted wood that come out of the saw mills.
Why did you cut the bottle? Good God that was frustrating to watch.
For air, other wise it won’t come out well. You’d have to squeeze it like a ketchup bottle
The puzzle wood hack was actually temporarily attaching the two pieces on top of each other, with a layer of tape on each side and glued between, like a sandwich. Then you cut the shape you want and you have two identical halves of each side of the shape... One of each wood. Detach them, remove glued tape, and put one of each side together again like a puzzle.
Also if you make the cuts at an angle, the bits slot together to more effectively hide the kerf. I'd have a used a fret/scroll saw :)
4:16 that’s why they didn’t cut the bottle. You squeeze the bottle so the paint comes out.
Same as you drink out of it, you suck it out or you squeeze it out.
You didn’t have a closed container so the only way it would work right now is when you drill a (tiny) hole in the bottle cap so the paint drizzles out of it and gives you a continues flow.
But if you do that the paint wouldn’t stop coming out of the bottle.
So please try this again with a bottle that isn’t cut in half 😃
25:43
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The thing I love most about these videos is John watches the videos, then promptly half asses whatever process they describe, like every time! The reason I love that is because first, it’s funny as hell to see him question the video even if he didn’t actually do what they do, and second, it’s exactly what I would do so it’s very relatable.
Just malecki it
I think if the water bottle wasn't cut you would have been able to make it work since you can squeeze the bottle to get the paint going
@@HaulYeahWithPaul yea idk how he missed that specially after demonstrating how the bottle worked before cutting it. 😂
It's insufferable
3:57 there is a reason they never cut the bottle, so you can squeeze it and force the paint out on the brush
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3:45 if you had taken the whole bottle, it might not dripped out on the upper side and you could have squeezed paint into the brizzles.
1) Could have squeezed it if it was an entire bottle
2) Dip brush in paint to get it started, it's only supposed to keep feeding paint
3) A paint brush is supposed to be saturated with paint, the paint is supposed to come from the inside cavity when you brush...
probably an easier way to do that wood ooze art thingy would have been to bolt the light and dark panels on top of each other. Carve out w/e ooze line you want across both of them. Unbolt it, slice off the bolt location, then the opposite parts of the top and bottom should fit together perfect, and you would have 2 sculptures to boot.
You should have made the coat hanger with the ballchinian board… TikTok famous right there.
5k likes in 3 hours, internet has called your bluff. your move John.
🔥 is coming
Ballchinion mib men in Black the man with ball on his chin 🤣🤣👍
I'm glad the algorithm gods brought me here, dunno why it though I'd like it, but loved it. Subscribed
Stupidity is contagious
The 'running paint' joint would likely be a lot easier using inlay techniques. Cut both boards together on a scroll saw with the table at a very slight angle so they join tightly.
Came here to say this. Scroll saw is the way to go with that. He made it a bunch harder doing it the way he did. Did come out pretty good though!
My sentiments, exactly.
then u can't sand them so good luck trying to make perfect round edges
Now, I am even more impressed by your OTHER videos!
How do you create beautiful and functional furniture while obviously not knowing how physics work?
This nozzle with a cut in half bottle cannot work!
Yes but he is starting with imperial measurements so everything is harder.
He needs to go metric, and use the extra brain power thinking through the job.
It doesn't matter if the bottle is cut or not. You have to suck to make liquid go through. You wouldn't want to sit there and squeeze the bottle. He should have used an entirely different cap
@@nesX07 i think he was correct regardless. it is easier, faster, and easier cleanup to tip and paint.
Love the small jokes you include in the edits. Plank was only on screen for a second at 11:08, but it gave me a good laugh.
So happy that someone else caught Plank too 😆
@@hungrycolby Someone call johnny, he needs his friend before he becomes woodchips
@@dimitar4y Yes EXACTLY!! 😆
Ed,Edd and eddy
Man you botched that first one...
Good it's Chinese TikTok
There really is no way to not botch it it's a dumb idea to solve what is honestly not even a problem it's not that tedious to just dip a brush in paint even if it worked perfectly as advertised it's a dumb hack
@@richardhinton4232it is dumb and for a problem that doesn't exist but he messed up by cutting the bottle with the whole bottle you would squeeze it and the paint would come out
@@lordquenntillieusiii9250exactly, by cutting the bottle, he created a massive hole for make up air, and basically the paint flowed freely. Not sure how he didn’t get that. People need to think like pouring a gas can and popping the tab on top, or draining your oil and pulling the dipstick.
I love all your work, but the MIB reference is my favorite part of this, lol
I like the part where they can't stop stealing content from other people to make their videos better. Of course they wouldn't like it losers
Great video John-all we need now is a link to the young lady pepper building the fire!! Keep em coming.
For the melty-wood without a CNC, I'd guess a scroll-saw for cutting out a template (1/4" ply?) then use that to rout positive/negative templates offsetting half of the kerf of the flush trim bit, then use those and the same flush trim bit to rout the pieces. Will mean there's a minimum radius for the curves in the design but should leave no gaps.
That surfacing-bit-router-plane is awesome, I'm going to build one!
And, yes, I know what a Balchinian is. This is a silly little planet. Anyone could take over the place with the right set of mammary glands.
You can do things with less extreme curves on a bandsaw by taping both pieces together, and cutting them at the same time. You then get two mating boards with negative images.
Yeah, scroll saw seems like it would be the move.
The scroll saw would've been perfect ... just layer the two pieces together, cut along the line once and now you have two sets of the joint, one the mirror image (dark/light or light/dark) of the other ... if you use a fine enough blade then no sanding required either!!
@barry.w.christie also, cut diagonal to avoid the kerf issue! 😊
I love the drooping cabinet door it's amazing ❤
This man literally has my dream wood shop
That was rad to see Plank make an appearance!
When these videos drop I find pure joy in watching the "projects" give a woodworker problems. Absolutely love em!!!!!! Keep these suckers coming
I have no idea who you are but your videos have randomly started appearing on my recommended. They are brilliant, consider me subscribed
7:00 somebody’s got to fly check you 😂😂 multiple scenes with it all the way down 😂
Can honestly say I wasn't looking.
This is like the third video now where people comment that
You have a good personality, you're entertaining, informative, and you seem and act like a regular human. One of the easiest subscribes ever.
The whole time you were cutting the drip I was thinking “bro that looks like balls”
LOL! "It looks like it's right on where my knob is." Nice! LOL!
I would love to see the Brush hack without the bottle cut in half :P you should use the pressure force inside the bottle to put pain in the brushes itself ;) nice video
The coat hanger at the end is my favorite project on the list.
The "balls" looking design in the 2nd one looks like the silhouette of the "Monster" from Bugs Bunny. IYKYK LOL
For the drip boards, it would take a bit, but you could tape the 2 boards together and run them through a scroll saw. Take your time and you could probably end up with 2 boards instead of 1.
@@famousamoso7 how do you figure? If I have a board and make the drips by running it through a scroll saw, I now have we’ll say a left and a right to that board. Left and right fit together because they only have one path cut through them.
Now, take what we just learned and secure a second piece to that board and run it through the scroll saw. We now have 2 lefts and 2 rights. Put left 1 with right 2 and left 2 with right 1.
The water bottle paintbrush hack was indeed stupid. I wouldn't even try it. Bravo to you for your patience.
It's bad when the Viral TikToks do a better job than the person "testing" them.
John: 'Because I want to make it look pretty'
Also John: mounts it with two ugly screws right thru the face. 🙃
Btw, the dove tail bench would look so dope, if you make the legs out of concrete.
No it wldnt
How do you not have over a million subscribers. This is the place I love to come to when I'm online. Thank you so much for great media! Just amazing.
I hope you are already working on a sweet video when you hit a million subs man! You're so close!!! One if the absolute best personalities in the woodworking community. Thank you and keep 'em coming.
That drip joint would make a crazy guitar neck.
I used a full-size router, and the biggest flat-bottom bit I had (never heard of a fly cutter bit before today!), and the wood base was a long bridge, twice the width of the work that needed flattening. I put flat parallel wood strips on either side of the work that were taller than the work was thick; this let the bridge ride above the surface of the work. I lowered the bit to touch, and ran it over the work.
Rather than a plane that glides over the work itself, this sat on the strips, above the work. The only difficult part is making the bridge stiff enough so it doesn't sag.
So you built a router sled for flattening. Like many people before. This was an example of a router plane instead.
That first one looks like a hack "Only Masters Know About". Thats just too freakin skillful for me.😂😂
Great fun. 😊 For the coat rack, all you had to do was add another piece the same thickness to the back across the bottom for the hooks to rest against. Even with the thinner backing it would probably work and look better.
The bassmaster clips are crazy appreciated. Dude is a 🐐!
Waiting on this fireplace 😐
Tip for your brushes.. when you finish painting metal or whatever just put them in a cup of diesel fuel and just leave it in for days,weeks,months... diesel desolves paint and it doesn't evaporate.. when you want to use it again just shake off the diesel from the brush and try drying it.. best solution is give it a blow with compressed air.. it's so clean you can even use white paint even if you last used black... i use the same paint brushes for years😂
you can also just put it in gas or alchohol and swish it around then rinse it
@@animeloveer97 yes 100% but diesel keeps the hair of the brush nice and soft
For the drip, a stack cut on a scroll saw seems like the way to go.
The John Malecki Ballsack Joint is a thing now?
It should be!
😂😂
Los trabajos artesanales requieren de tacto, intuición y mucha paciencia (mi abuelo decía "necesitas tener amor en las manos")
While I’m not a perfect turner or sharpener, I’m happy to record the easiest way I’ve found. If you want to make more of these, I’ll make the handle knobs to trade for a sled. This is such a great idea!
For the drippy wood, it may be easier to tape the two pieces one on top of the other and make the cut through both of them. Should fit perfectly and you end up with two of them.
This reinforces my never watching Tim Tok
Here´s a tip that actually works; when you are pouring paint from a bigger paint can, you take mascing tape and make a "v" pattern on the edge of the can. The "v" should be half an inch from the edge of the can. When you pour, the paint makes a narrow stream and is much more accurate and easy to control. After the pour, take away the tape and there is no paint on the can (or the floor), only on the tape.
*him sticking tiny dowel rod into paint spout: "the large primate has learned to use simple tools to cox out his prize..." (mandatory Attenborough voice)
That hidden coat rack looks good. Just wondering if it can support the weight of four heavy coats though.
Hey genius… it’s called a squirt bottle for a reason…. The OP didn’t cut the bottle in half, did he? It actually works if you learn how to follow instructions.
Rough..
Show us your video on it genius
It's called entertainment, not education... adjust expectations. Lol
@@jstadude9810watch the original video Einstein
with the paint brush one, if you dont cut the bottle, you can squeeze it to force paint in,
John, sorry to say mate, the channel is worse for the loss of Sam and Jordan. You are the same, but the video atmosphere is awkward, and not as cohesive. I don't know what the answer is, but their presence is missed each video
What happened? 😳
@@DarkWidget AFAIK they both moved on to different careers. Sam first, then Jordan. There one video, gone the next. Unsure why. , It feels like John is trying to recreate the exact same vibe with new people, and it stands out a mile.
@@Vanjonsorz personally i recently found the channel, so I don't really have the same ties you probably do. Though personally I haven't noticed a huge difference other than the absence
Just found this channel… have no clue what he’s talking about. But it’s funny af. Subbed for the comedy!!! lol.
I hate how much gear and money you have for how bad at this you are.
Haters gonna hate
@@seekerofthemutablebalance5228 "I'm not wrong, it's everyone else who's just a hater"
Jonny 2x4 was perfect 👌 😂
So the hacks suck, but your attempts are equally bad and provide little to no insight.
It's entertainment, sad person.
@pamelah6431 it's not entertaining, it's annoying
@@bigchooch4434 depends on who you ask. I find these petty comments more annoying than the silly video. 🙃
The most important thing with most well made painting tools is ease of cleaning...
Can someone please explain to boomers, they don't need to add a meme video for every "cool ane hip" sentence they drop.
In all fairness his video is edited better than your videos
He doesn’t edit his own videos, as a guess.
Can someone please explain to children, not everyone who is older than them is a "boomer"? Please only use words you know the meaning of.
@@Esther_Yamagigi ok boomer
@@gugugaga1460 Case in point: literally using boomer wrong, again, thinking you’re slick, when all you’ve done is validate Esther’s argument.
Christ, it’s like you’re trying to make yourself look bad.
Love the summertime balls on the 2 tone wood board.
These videos are ridiculous. Just what I need to break the norm. This is one of my favorite channels.
At 13:22 he did a great job of breaking the walnut piece in the same spot you sanded the drip off. At least yours wasn't on the walnut. lol
We need that fireplace video! You got 57 thousand likes!
Oh boy, that thumb next to the blade makes mine tingle. 😅 Congrats on making it to 1 Mil Subs!
3:58 everyone just learned that a squeeze cap needs squeezing. By god I love this channel
Kind of curious, could the "drip board" be turned into the coat rack? I think that would look amazing.
I kinda dig that coat hanger thing, that's kind of a cool little beginner thing.
That’s a nice voice to hear, good video. Thanks for sharing
router powered planer is actually kind of a great idea in potential... only held back by WOOOD GRAAAIIN
@18:48 that was about the worst thing you can do on a table saw 😮😂💯
The editor deserves a raise for all the clips they find.
The fractions involved in imperial is hilarious
Great videos. Its fun to watch.
"Dumb Tiktoks" is the best example of tautology I've ever seen.
Quite an entertaining video that had me cracking up with laughter with the brief movie clips. The coat hanger is a good idea.
You made the interlocking "drips" the hard way. If you had taped them together (completely enrobing the two pieces down the long sides and the faces), you could have covered it in painter's tape and drawn the pattern on the tape. You could have used a scroll saw or a scrolling bandsaw blade, or the jigsaw, to cut (carefully). Then, you'd have 2 sets of interlocking pieces and gotten a 2 for one project rather than wasting so much material. I've done this kind of thing before when making pen blanks and it works beautifully.
"I need to get some thick wood. My wood isn't as thick as Jake's, but that's what we got."
Looking forward to the fire place video😂
PLANK!!! 👀 I saw that 😄 Freaking love that surfacing router tool/jig
“This is going to be an easy one” I instantly winced
Love the planer 😂 more of these videos love it!
my old wood shop teacher used to call wood filler "tree mayo" and it springs to mind every time i see wood filler
Awesome work, John! 😊
Stay safe there with your family! 🖖😊
Y’all are so close to 1 million, well deserved!
The 2 timber one water drip thing would be so much better if done on a scroll saw, stick the 2 pieces together with double sided tape, then cut the design, then you get 2 copies one each way round :)
OK so I've stopped at 2:57..... the bottle is upright and the brush is pointing down. Surely the paint is going to fall/ spill out when you use the paint brush at a normal angle ????
Yo brother, I’m just letting you know the first one was paint you were supposed to leave the bottle fully intact so you could squeeze the paint down and it would have the vacuum seal effect
Just found your channel wow loving the content here in the uk. Mesmerising hearing your sizes like 17” 5/8ths etc we use mm over here. Keep up the awesome content