Michael Reeves' Unethical Video Ideas - Chuckle Sandwich EP. 31
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- Опубліковано 25 вер 2021
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Michael Reeves, the crazed inventor of the online world, comes into the studio to talk about robot dogs, unethical video ideas, and some of the most shameful things imaginable.
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Chuckle Sandwich is a podcast hosted by Ted Nivison, Charlie Slimecicle and jschlatt where they talk about whatever the hell they want, they'll be bringing guests on in the future, but I suppose we really haven't figured out what this is yet. Maybe stick around and find out. - Комедії
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while mentally and physically torturing your friends for youtube videos
thats a very ted nivison thing to do
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I personally dislike the first two replies to this comment
Wow eso es asombroso
U know what iam sayin
"All ethics are out of the window"
"And now, so are the dogs"
.-.
i was so disappointed when nobody laughed at that lmao
@@strawhatdac charlie's quiet background jokes are always my favourite part of these podcasts tbh, he's so funny
Mammamammmam
God the beginning shot where teds a full head taller than our boy Michael is so fucking perfect
vhey
Ted: what’s their weight limit
Michael: 15 kilograms
Ted: can you tell me that in American
Michael: A fully loaded M60 with 1000 rounds of ammunition
Sounds about right
@@fbiagent0696 if he'd said 100 rounds he would've been spot on.
@@NahtAvaelubl he said m16. It can't hold an m60 with 1000, schlatt was right about that he just misheard Michael. It can hold an M16 with 1000 of it's (smaller) rounds
you only need a barrel and a firing mechanism that cycles it's NOT an m60 rifle look @ the fpsrussia quadcopter that thing has an ar15 rifle in it
@@Ben-kg5ez 1000 Rounds of 5.56 weighs like 32 lbs by itself
Ted literally every fucking episode: "audio listeners, love you to death"
the whole 3 audio listeners: :D
i be one of those pretty often
@@TheTrueXaver nice
@@TheTrueXaver same I listen to this padcost when I go to sleep
@@oscarjrvelasquez8520 same
we got all 3 of the audio listeners right here
Ted abruptly bringing up DnD felt like a dad bringing up his child's interests when their friends are over to seem in touch
Timestamp?
@@burnttoaster431 20:54
and the child is Charlie
@@paintingirl8264 thx
Accurate
They couldve at sat him down at least next to charlie, instead of the two giants ted and schlatt.
It’s teds tactic to stroke his own giant murderous ego
@@aces_pretty_face2927 he's the milk man, not the milk boy
Charlie is just as big as the others, he's just a little less likely to have been responsible for the '86 massacre
They should have gave him a booster seat
@@joolian4763 yeah, I don't see much of a size difference between shlatt & charlie, sitting next to each other
This podcast has two options, everyone talking coherently over top of each other and one person asking a question before 48 seconds of awkward silence and I love it.
This podcast shows just how much Michael holds back on his humor, I’m an OTV fanboy, but their wholesome content definitely has Michael censor himself more, if nothing held him back, I think we could see Michael Reeves play more of a FilthyFrank/iDubbz character
Definitely!
I hate the fact that otv is so fucking pg. toast and Michael are the most entertaining but they’re ones who have to hold themselves back.
GOD yes
Watching Michael’s old video, you can see a little bit of papa franku influence. Michael grew into himself over the years. I don’t think society could continue to function if Michael revealed his full potential. OTV may be Earth’s only hope.
If you would like to see what he looks like without as much censorship I direct you towards his UA-cam channel lol
the slow mo guys with no ethics would be horrifying and entertaining
Blowing up a cadaver at 120,000fps
school bus explosion in 100k fps
30. cal through a skull at 12,000 fps
Mortal kombat shit
Turning a child into chunky salsa with the backblast of an AT4 rocket launcher at 120,000fps
Michael Reeves, a known gremlin with massive destructive potential, and Chuckle Sandwich, a group of terribly threatening and scary probably-criminals, what a horrific combo. This is the best thing.
@Not RickRoII 👇🤫i want to shoot myself after watching that
Ted being a known felon would intimidate Michael theoretically but Michael's will seems to be too strong
@Not RickRoII 👇🤫 "hi everyone" *crunch*
Me: goodbye everyone *splat*
Charlie’s snail bit was even funnier when he decided not to go through with it. I want this clipped
Chapters:
00:00:00 - Michael Reeves on the Chuckle Sandwich Podcast
00:02:35 - Chatting About Robot Dogs and Gaslighting
00:05:21 - Boston Dynamics Robots, Snail Epiphragm, and Fossilization
00:07:45 - Robot Mishaps and Unrealistic Project Dreams
00:10:16 - The Hypothetical Unethical Videos You Can Make Without Ethics
00:13:17 - The Kitten Cannon and Mark Rober's Wild Ideas
00:15:50 - Sharks Behind Olympians, Gator Horror Movies, and Boston Dynamics Dogs with Guns
00:18:00 - Boston Dynamics Robots and the Possibility of an Uprising
00:22:58 - Catholic CCD Classes
00:25:26 - Dog and Landscape Windows XP Wallpapers
00:28:06 - A Husky or a Wolf? And Could You Take on a Wolf?
00:30:28 - Win a Tesla and Support a Great Cause, Plus Thoughts on Dogs and Cats, and a Discussion of Mercury Burials
00:33:22 - The Dangers of Drinking Mercury
00:36:00 - Twitter Personalities and Domesticated Animals
00:38:24 - Catapults, Adopting Pets, and Gaming Ethics
00:40:58 - Is it Racist to Wish for Defeating Racism?
00:43:34 - Playing Smash and Improving Skills
00:46:08 - Casual Gaming Chat and Introduction to Daisy and Namals
00:48:24 - Gaming Chats and Tangents
00:50:46 - Checking for Weapons and Bites in the Zombie Apocalypse
00:53:24 - Playing with Zombies like Dogs in Tomorrow War
00:55:48 - Falling from the Sky
00:58:04 - Daredevil Stunts and Fun Facts about Survival Techniques
01:00:25 - Rock Climbing and Cancer Myths
01:03:15 - Desperate Measures to Cover up an Embarrassing Incident
01:05:34 - Quitting sports for music, and the shredded backs of swimmers
01:08:07 - Discussing High School Band Camp and Hilarious Images
01:10:35 - High School Hackathons and Programming Inspiration
01:12:47 - Dropping out of College and Starting a Tech Company
01:15:16 - Cornering the coding market with fake ads
01:17:39 - The Art of "Acting Like You Belong": Adventures in Urban Exploration
01:20:04 - Sneaking into Buildings and the Tartar Sauce Movement
01:22:36 - A Discussion on Bacon and Video Games with Michael Reeves
Schlatt’s confidence in his ability to beat a wolf in a 1 on 1 situation is either from ignorance or experience. Both of those would make me fear for my life if I was in the same room with him.
The Ole Razzle Dazzle
What people don’t realize is that wolves are bigger than you’d think
Schlatt didn't even know how big a Robodog is, so it's probably from ignorance
funniest part is that a wolfs bite would turn your bones from is in was lmao it would tear ASS
@@yagottapaythetrolltoll3127 They didn't say you can't use a weapon. You have a chance with a long-range weapon but you'll likely get seriously injured either way. Without camoflauge and a gun, you'll definitely get hurt before killing the wolf
Michael spends the last 20 minutes revealing himself as an actual legit security threat
Sigma tip #275: If you run fast enough the fbi cant catch you
@@evalig871 but u can only live in darkness
@@evalig871 p sure bullets go faster than legs my guy
@@gigilopez1090 not if you’re on that SIGMA MALE grindset /s
@@gigilopez1090 then just run faster than legs
"Should we explain that at all?"
Sooo, no"
is probably my favorite interaction of all time and I feel like it perfectly encapsulates this entire podcast
“Have you ever in your life followed an OSHA guideline?” Michael Reeves Dead Serious, “What’s that”
Schlatt is now the odd man out. He’s the only one without glasses.
isn’t he always the only one without glasses in every non guest episode
Always has been…
he is just genetically superior
@@liamwest472 He's left handed though
@@averageofficechair and? Im left handed, have terrible eye sight and have hearing problems while under 20.
I love how “Schlatt” is constantly trying (and failing) to make Michael uncomfortable throughout the podcast
I mean he is bringing up shit Micheal is interested in 😭👏
Just right from the beginning you can see Schlatt and Michael trying to process wtf Schlatt is doing. And just fully goes along with it.
That's because usually it is Michael that makes others uncomfortable, he's met a worthy opponent
@@Shinransa a stalemate
@@drunkensheep_ an immovable object meeting an unstoppable force
Charlie saying “they were here before us, they’ll be here long after we’re gone.” Referring to gators rattled my bones
The soda cans you drink will probably last longer than you
micheal : "i wanted to make a baby killing drone"
schlatt : "couldnt you do it abroad?"
micheal : "obama already did it"
im dead , that is so dark
I dont know about America's political lore. Can anyone fill me in please?
@@duck1sgood obama started a drone strike programe in siria back in the day that killed alot of civilians
@@myname-mz3lo wait wtf is that real? Sounds more like a made up story
@@duck1sgood almost all countries use drone strikes. Target areas with terrorists or potential threat.
@@duck1sgood you're too innocent for this world ...
This is just a ploy for Ted to break Charlie’s kneecaps using Michael’s inventions
Again?
I love how Michael looks like a little kid compared to everyone else
yeah lol
Hobbit Status
Yea hes 12 I think
@@donutholebandit6212 no
@@Aarmchair237 Is he not?
The theory is that wolves realized that humans had food, so if they stayed close, they could take what was left, after the humans had moved. However the humans began to give food directly to the wolves, therefore, it was just beneficial staying with humans. The puppies of the wolves most likely was taken from the parents and then trained by the humans to follow commands with the reward of food. Another point about this theory, is the fact that dogs originated from wolves, yes, however there is many different types of wolves and some are more easily influenced than others (in the form of interactions with other species), due to their genetic quirks. Therefore, dogs could most likely been one of those genetically, easily influenced, wolf types. This is what I’ve read from books, so take this with a pinch of salt.
Prob a bit of both. But where the fuck did this come from!?
@@archangel8444 31:34
@@TheSleepyGoblin yeah sorry I thought the podcast was a little shorter and I thought I was done. And 2 minutes later It got brought up😂
My favorite theory is that human and young wolves further bonded through play, because ‘fetch’ has been observed in wild wolves.The theory states that we with our bodies designed to throw stuff and wolves bonding through play helped us domesticate them :]!
I mean, that's certianly part of it. But, uh, you're missing the darker side of evolution here.
You see, aggressiveness, sociability, all of these things have a spectrum they exist on, and some level of genetic predisposition towards or away from them. Sure some packs started following humans around for leftovers. But the more aggressive members of those packs that tried to take a bite out of the people? Those got killed. Leaving the less aggressive ones to pass on their genes (for whatever DNA influences that) and raise the young (so there was behavioral inheritance too, probably).
A few generations of this and you have wolves docile enough to interact with people more closely. So they do, and again, a lot of wolves got too bitey and got killed. But the friendly ones that liked to play or made the humans happy, or helped them find animals to bring down? Those ones got fed more, because people that liked them (and had food to spare) fed them, and gave them a better chance of surviving winter, finding a mate, etc. That's how we got dogs. It wasn't just toning down the aggressiveness, but cranking the sociability waaaaaaay up as well, and both were long, deadly processes.
michael reeves fits yalls energy so well for some reason i want more of him
Alright, who put Michael next to Ted? I've never actually realized how small Michael looks...so much chaotic energy in such a small body
You have to see him next to Brodin lol
To quote Micheal Reeves “All my height went to my dick”
He looks shorter than usual in this, since every single person at the table is above 6ft, especially ted
I mean okay did you see the video he made about tazing his friends so they would be shorter than him? its bc he's really short
Who else would he sit next to? 6'4" Schlatt or 6' Charlie?
Hearing the entire cast talk shit about the breed of dog that Michael’s girlfriend has and seeing him just sit quietly was so funny holy shit
Weren't they talking shit about chihuahuas tho
@@TPK_MAKG nah they were saying small white dogs with long hair, they were totally talking about Shih Tzus
Iirc Temmie is a Pomeranian?
I was literally thinking “Schlatt is just describing Temie right now”
Im pretty sure they were talking about whatever the fuck rat (bbh’s dog) is. temmie is a Pomeranian
Fun fact: cats are the only domesticated animal that domesticated themselves, so that’s why they retain their pride- they were never beat into submission
How did they domesticate themselves?
@@concept5631 They just kinda came up to humans and got fed and treated well so they stuck around.
@@laineyw7257 Sounds like what happens to dogs.
This sounds like something a cat person would say to justify why cats are better than dogs even tho their cats litter box smells like a dumpster behind an arbys.
@@concept5631 nah man dogs were used for hunting and trained heavily, discipline and fear DEFINITELY played a role with them
“Angry little elf” absolutely sent me bruh why Ted so fuckin funny
"Would you make a CATapult?"
"That's a little too on the nose"
Yes, because subtlety is important when hurling people's pets into the sky
Yea
Speaking of how people used to worship cats in Egypt: An entire Egyptian army lost a war because their enemy’s strapped cats to their shields and the Egyptians refused to fight in fear of hurting the cats
So what your saying is the egyptians actually had good morals
Elon musk when he invents cat girls and time machines: it's free real estate
the egyptians are me as a person
Holy shit
@@sublunarra same
Also I'd like to say 17:33, Micheal literally called it. Some company has made a sniper rifle variant of the dog bot
13:18
Even better idea here. If you were to use traps at the end of the trajectory, you'd have to precisely calibrate it for each cat you launched, and that's far too much work. Cats land on their feet because they are able to control how they roll in the air. So what you do instead is strap a battery to them and send electricity through them throughout the entire trajectory so they can't move around in the air to turn themselves.
Cat EMP grenade
“I’d game, but more racistly”-Charlie Slimecicle
40:00
Schlatt: Would you commit adultery?
Michael: God no, that’s the greatest racism of them all.
Ted: ʷʰᵃᵗ
I used to watch Michael’s videos a lot and I’ve never realized how small Michael is until I seen him sitting with everyone
I love the sheer amount of visual comedy in this podcast
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while eating unlimited bacon but playing no games
Clearly, you have made the correct decision.
I mean, theres no games either way so...
@@Enrat4 ok but what if I asked you:
Would you rather have unlimited bacon, but no games,
Or games, unlimited games, but no games?
Unlimited bacon
@@donutholebandit6212 most certainly games but no games, the favorite puppiest option
Nice that Ted would bring his son to the podcast.
Why can I see it 💀
Slimecicle quickly bailing out of the snail convo is such a mood
edit: since they're talking about kirby mains I have to say that I am banned from playing kirby because I will just suck them up and jump off the edge like a madman
Big iq energy
Micheal fits so unnaturally well into the podcast dynamic it scares me
This is the perfect podcast to fold the dishes to.
Fold those mfers so hard they shatter.
Truly
My brain didn't even process this was wrong for a second
Damn I guess your head's in the-
Heads in the cl-.
Heads-
Schlatt like this comment if u want a datey watey with sir James Charles. I have connections he is my 15th string cousin it's very complicated.
something about miachel saying that the dog was "really big" because it went up to his waist while having to physically look up at ted made me laugh so hard
Lol
As a blind person im so glad that you describe the color of the shirt Micheal is wearing!
Then how did you type
@@TylerMarkRichardson wait a minute-
@@TylerMarkRichardson voice to text you dingus
@@TylerMarkRichardson speech to text:💨
@@TylerMarkRichardsonblind ppl got accessibility options
Michael and Charlie talking about their experience in band is crazy to listen to, being in marching band myself. Hearing Charlie basically give a rundown of my band experience is weird.
So nice to see little Michael hanging out with the big kids
Like a 7th grader hanging out with high schoolers
Michael is the oldest out of them
@@Ifbdndkdjddndn noooooooo thats so much worse
this is the one guest I have been excited for for so fucking long since Schlatt mentioned they had Michael on the show
same
this looks like three big uncles taking their nephew out for a drink
Michael looks like Ted's younger brother excited to hangout with his friends
43:43
Literally one of the best bits of all time on the show, if I didn't know any better I would think it was scripted 😂😂
I know it was soo fucking funny for no reason, it was so stupid yet so funny
It’s gonna be so hard returning to the old format cause god does the dynamic work even better when they are together in person. Also Michael as a guest was a 10/10 decision please bring him on again soon
Honestly I miss the amount of chaotic energy the old format radiated
This feels more like secondhand embarrassment half the time
@@Namityname
i personally prefer it. its like the eric andre show where schlatt is eric, charlie is hannibal, and ted is desperately trying to stop both of them
I'd say bring on disguised toast cause I think he would be fun or bring on fitz
@@zanderwithaz dude toast would be a great guest
First episode of Chuckle Sandwich I've watched/listened to and I really enjoyed it
This is the crossover we needed Michael Reeves my favorite UA-camr and slime sickle my second favorite both absolute comedic geniuses and goofy goobers
Michael is actually the oldest person out of all 4 of them.
That can’t be real /j
no.... no way...
Schlatt is the youngest out of all of them lmao
@@cartreviewr actually all of them are 23 except shlatt whos 22
edit: just checked. michael is actually born in 1997 so hes technically older
schlatts younger than all of them? what the hell?
Slime, milk, beer piss, and monkey nuts.
These four elements existed in balance with one another to form the perfect podcast.
But everything changed when beer piss nation attacked
@@superspicy8740 Only the Avatar, master of all elements, could quell the beer piss and bring balance to the podcast.
The milk _came_ from the monkey nuts
@@DiDiDinky we all did...
@@treeposts4614 but everything changed when the “big man” nation attacked
I feel like Ted emphasizes “death” in “audio listeners, love you to death” a bit more every episode.
Glad I’m a video listener
Ted: "15 kilograms. What's that in American?"
Reeves: "A fully loaded M16 with 1,000 rounds"
It’s weird to think that Michael is the shortest and smallest guy in this podcast but also the oldest
Its odd seeming home next to taller humans. Makes you forget that even with his small stature he could end the government. As he is a national security threat.
he sounds 15
Jesus christ, Schlatt doesn't look 22 at all, I was quite shocked that Michael is the oldest in the table.
@@teriyakii1235
Wait, how old is Michael?
same with freddy
Michael loves participating in any kind of content besides his own
Same with Schlatt too lol
3:04 that laugh is already better than anything I’ve heard today
Also, I’ve only watched the crankgameplays episode, the Ludwig episode, and this one, and they all talk about the zombie apocalypse. That’s awesome!!
Love how nearly the entire episode schlatt and michael just constantly act like two kids at the back of class repeatedly doing an in-joke with the finger thing
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while playing with my pet zombies to
Which kind of ‘playing’ do you mean 😳
@Lotus no
@@sadielahiri9493 ask schlatt
I love how Michael managed to avoid the fact that his girlfriend *owns* two crusty eyed dogs, making him a co-owner to said dogs.
Edit: Yes, I'm aware the breed is Pomeranian, they're still crusty dogs no matter how expensive they are.
No wonder he wants to launch dogs in a catapult lol 😂
Nope, davinky and temmie are both Pomeranians but what they were talking about were those curly haired crusty ass dogs that rich kids have
@@losourii yea, the kind that his friend Sykkuno has LOL
@@ludde12345678950 bimbus is bigger tho, not sure what breed he is
Pomeranians aren't the same kind of dogs he was talking about. Yes, they can have health problems, but its nowhere near as bad as the weird curly dogs
I zoned out for a bit at 10:00 and halfway through taking a sip of water I just hear the words "dog-catapult" and I almost chocked
This my first time listening to a podcast and it is just so fun. Its just like the bois chilling and talking anything
Glad I found chuckle sandwich
“Hey Vsauce, Micheal here…what is the true meaning of fear?” *distant hellish screams*
Q?
@@garbagetrash2938 Yes?
@@lunasthemoth7774 lmfao I've seen you on discord
@@garbagetrash2938 ayyy which one?
@@lunasthemoth7774 The ASU ones.
Now this a great podcast to listen to while walking my fish.
Hol up
There's a video of a guy like actually walking his fish in flood waters
This is not only, *not the only thing* that *I wanted* but everything *I need it*
The funniest thing was reeves making the sea of thieves but joke and then after, Ted just got left in the water not realizing what happened😂
The sheer force of shlatt and Michael in the same room could cause a singularity
If they so choose.
This is what I learned in my anthropology class in college on the topic of dog and cat domestication. Dogs are the first animals humans have domesticated, I think the reason was for hunting? (Also for eating but that puts off a lot of people lol). Cats more or less domesticated themselves, basically after humans created settlements and farms there was more vermin in those areas, so cats hung around. humans noticed the cats, they kinda just existed by each other for a while and the rest is history.
That's neat
lmao nerd
Nerd
Nerd lol
while this is very interesting, ur a nerd
Man watching theses are always so entertaining and interesting
This is the perfect episode !!! I really enjoyed watching it
I went to a baptist church for like 3 years when I was really young, we basically only went for free coffee/hot cocoa and donuts, but the church was pretty decent and kinda felt more like a daycare
but with more jesus
@@augustussehy2800 day care… but with added Jesus
@@pixel_wisp3869 yeah we just played games and shit for like 3 hours and then had 1 hour of the pastor talking about how Jesus loves us or whatever
@@pixel_wisp3869 Daycare: Jesus DLC
i love seeing 5'2 Michael next to 6'4 ted, nothin like father son bonding on the chuckle sandwich podcast
Heading back to school today- cant wait to listen to this
Love how Charlie’s shirt just says “Tennis” like 8 times
My favorite part about the NYPD robot dog hullabaloo on Twitter was reading thorough instructions on how to properly disable one by yoinking its battery within five minutes of seeing the topic trending; the diagram even instructed how to avoid the bot’s joints because pinching your finger in one would probably sever it.
59:57 is markiplier also forcing Michael to go rock climbing like he did with Matt and Ryan. This man must be stopped.
This was posted like 40 minutes ago do you watch in x2 speed or something lol
no he goes rock climbing with his girlfriend lilypichu
In their case it's Brodin
this is the perfect podcast to listen to while at study hall in a catholic school
MrSark and APL Respawn Inbox question at the end! Nice one jschlatt that show was amazing :D
34:00 the pharaoh they're talking about is actually a chinese emperor.
This looks like big bro ted’s mom made him bring his little brother to hang out with his friends and michael has no idea what’s going on but he feels cool because he’s hanging out with the big kids
After seeing michael show that ninja picture I can confidently say that this is exactly what that feels like
what's weird is that michael's the oldest
Seeing Michael and Schlatt interact feels like 2 world colliding. It gives me Jimmy Timmy Power Hour vibes.
27:15 schlatt pulled that "friend" off perfectly
I feel like either micheal's really small or everyone on the chuckle sandwich podcast is extremely tall...or both.
Combo of both
@Lotus Yesn’t
As soon as Michael started talking about a game concerning tossing ethics out the window I knew this video was gonna get BOLD and BRASH
Charlie's description of band camp is hilariously accurate
using math, i would choose "games + unlimited games + no more games" and since unlimited means infinity and no more games equals -infinity they would cancel eachother out, and i would get some games.
Michael looks like a child next to the mountain, Ted
I want michael to build a catapult that *could* catapult a dog, where he just throws sand bags while hinting about using it on dogs the entire video. I want his audience to be truly concerned about what he will use it for off camera.
Michael playing an Artificer Rogue makes so much sense
After watching the 1st episode of OTV's recent podcast, the DM convo mentioned in the beginning makes a lot more sense. lol
1:21:54 Charlie pulling Schlatt in and whispering into his ear is really something
If ethics weren’t an issue I’d have an entire youtube channel just seeing how many balloons it took to make living things float. 1000 degree knife videos would look much different.
DROPPING A BOWLING BALL ON A DOG FROM 100 FEET! (GONE WRONG)
@@kalidos7681 the next video is a mystery meet mukbang
@@TylerMarkRichardson Genius
@@kalidos7681 THIS THREAD LMFAOO
I’m a year late, but a Brazilian priest did that
i kinda lost it when ted called schlatt an angry little elf
Charlie is such an enigma of a person.
Ted thats exactly how I found out about water being hard as concrete from a certain point. I loved Percy Jackson
57:26
I love how Ted is the one trying to ask questions and talk to the guests while Charlie and Schlatt are just sitting talking about snails
i like hearing them talking about boston dynamics because i drive past it on my commute to school every day