@@georgeofhamilton We are planning on adding samples of each voice. FakeYou is getting a massive update soon. :) Also to get priority, you can sign up to get priority over anonymous accounts.
The fact that Dooku targets Qui-Gon immediately and just one taps him with no hesitation despite their history together makes this even more hilarious for some reason.
Born too early to explore the stars, born too late to explore the seas, but born just in time to see this masterpiece. I don't think I'd ever find anything else like this on the internet.
@@theone-tg4ey Also British Special Forces in WW2. There was one LoTR scene where the director said "Now make this sound as you're impaled" Christopher Lee's response? "That's not the sound a man makes when he's impaled."
Imagine explaining all this to the authorities. "You killed them with what?" "I blew a golf ball sized hole through one with my musket. Two more with the grapshot from my cannon. Then stabbed the last with my bayonet and let him bleed out." "And why is the neighbors dog dead?" "I fired my flintlock, but it has smoothbore and missed.". "Sir...why do you have all this?" "It is what the Founding Fathers intended."
“If I break into a house and someone calls me a ruffian, I’m just walking back out the door. There is nothing in that house worth taking.” - Mace Windu
"YOU HAD ME AT PUT A GOLF BALL SIZED HOLE THROUGH THE FIRST MAN, HES DEAD ON THE SPOT. DRAW MY PISTOL ON THE SECOND MAN, MISS HIM ENTIRELY BECAUSE ITS SMOOTHBORE (wheeze) and nails the _neighbor's dog_ (wheeeeezzzeeee) _i have to resort to the cannon mounted on top of the stairs loaded with grape shot......_ "Cad bane probably, or maybe han solo
@@aidenmcgonigle2498 wait hold on badger would be the perfect han solo >Loves capitalism >Has a quirky sidearm primary >has a group of friends >has that smug and annoyingly attractive personality.
_"I own a lightsaber for home defense since that's what George Lucas intended."_ _"Four Stormtroopers break into my hut, blast it! As I grab my Jedi robes and laser sword, stab a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my blaster on the second man, it misses him entirely because it's so uncivilized and nails the neighbor's Bantha."_ _"I have to respond to the X-Wing mounted at the top of the High Ground. 'I WILL DO WAHT I MUST!!!' The lasers incinerate two men in the blast, the sound and scorch marks wake up Jawas. I charge the last rapscallion with a 720 degree inverted barrel roll from an upright standing position in a manner that would make Anakin proud because spinning is a good trick. He bleeds out waiting for the Rebel Alliance to arrive since Force Healing hasn't been invented yet, _*_just as George Lucas intended!"_*
Well hecwas literaly leading the confederacy of independent systems against a govt that was out of touch and trying to rule from a large distance. And make them pay taxes.
Well technically, the Founding Father for the CIS was Dooku himself, so he can do anything and, as long as he intends to do that, he can say "Just as the Founding Fathers intended"
He was British, I’m pretty sure the only guns they’re even allowed to own over there are those old muskets that their great great great great great grandfathers used to lose the revolutionary war with.
@@shiby1860well first off it’s not like a critical issue, like as far as fantasy groups though I think they’re really cool and fascinating to a degree. My issues are more an in universe kind of deal. Aside from the obvious moral problems I have (i.e. selfish grabs for power, killing whoever you want to get it, betrayal, deception, manipulation, etc) my biggest complaint is that they are just not practical. The Sith order is ultimately founded and encouraged on evil. The individual selfish desire for power is all that matters and when that is all that matters, then the people will just start killing one another at will until they have all the power, but then the order ultimately dies out. We saw that with the Sith empire before the Clone Wars. There were thousands of Sith doing their own thing and as a result, they brought their own empire to destruction. Their own infighting and selfish grabs for power were what destroyed the old empire. More than the Jedi and republic,
@@siegfried1422 Yeah, just imagine your a recently knighted jedi, so in your relative lack of experiece you just assume everything that resembles a pistol or rifle is probably another random blaster until you face a heavily strapped bounty hunter and learn the hard way that instead of regular ol blaster bolts, instead he's shooting metal slugs or lead shot at you that'll shower your face with molten spall instead of harmlessly bouncing off your lightsaber blade? Although their are instances in old legends lore where jedi masters like kenobi are able to react quickly enough to use force telekinesis to suspend bullets from slug throwers mid air or just deflect them that way.
Even in spite of the slight jankiness from the AI voice generator, something about the phrase "WHAT THE DEVIL!?" being said in Count Dooku's cadence is just fucking perfect.
This is completely in character with Sir Christopher Lee. A 6'7 man in his prime, related to Charlemagne, step-cousin of Ian Flemyng and the literal inspiration for the character of James Bond, war veteran, British Intelligence member during WWII, the guy responsible for the curved hilt and unique fighting style of Dooku due to his experience as an adept fencer, and the very same man who corrected Peter Jackson's script of Return of the King because in response to reading that Saruman screamed as he got stabbed high up in the back, he asked Jackson: "Do you know what sound a man makes when he gets stabbed in the back? Because I do. And it's not a scream, it's ahhh! A gasp. Because all the air leaves the body as it goes into shock." What a goddamn legend. There's never been a more interesting man than Sir Christopher Lee.
Why is the idea of Count Dooku in a powdered wig wielding an old-timey musket so friggin hilarious, even moreso when he narrates the whole thing in a completely serious tone
Well he is a Count after all. You aren’t exactly some savage, unmannered, new-money upperclassmen. Your family’s generations have had a history of collecting expensive, elegant relics, and teaching their kin proper dress attire and behavior.
@@lifevest1 Still, this is Star Wars, upper-class means a fancy cape/robe, a laser sword and a big fortress of some kind, not a powdered wig and an outdated flintlock. That's part of the humor
Just the idea of Count Dooku, one of the deadliest members of the Sith, owning a powdered wig and a musket, which he uses for home defense instead of his lightsaber (which is equally hilarious), just downright entertaining and hilarious.
Dude I’ve been busting my ass off laughing for ten minutes. There’s so many references and layers in this video. As someone who has spent countless hours on the lore I really appreciate this meme. Best I’ve seen all year
I never thought I’d hear Corey Burton’s voice dubbing a scene where Dooku shoots Qui-gon in the stomach with a musket and then blows away Ki-Adi-Mundi with a fucking 18th century cannon. This is art.
This was amazing! Was this done using Count Dooku voice from FakeYou? If so, I have some good news. I plan on updating him. :)
Yes it was, mesa excited for da update. Da voice was mui mui bombad!
@@JarJarStudiosPlus oh No
Y’all should add samples to your TTS voices. I want to hear how they sound before queuing for days for a result that might not be satisfactory.
@@georgeofhamilton We are planning on adding samples of each voice. FakeYou is getting a massive update soon. :) Also to get priority, you can sign up to get priority over anonymous accounts.
@@Vegito1089 amazing work!!! I will have to use these amazing tools in the future for some edits of mine….
The fact that Dooku targets Qui-Gon immediately and just one taps him with no hesitation despite their history together makes this even more hilarious for some reason.
A quick merciful death perhaps?
He may be an old friend but he is still a ruffian breaking into his house
@@gabrielho1874 Not to mention he’s technically a ghost, which doesn’t help the situation.
@@subcommanderxelios800You can't let poltergeists gain a foothold in the Material World.
LMAO FR
"Tally-ho, lads" is something I would imagine Dooku would say.
Also “what the devil?”
@@yobob591 Yes 100% I can see and hear him saying "What the devil" like when Ventress tries to assassinate him.
@@TheFirstCurse1 He does say "What sorcery is *this* ?" Which is pretty close haha
“My numbers have doubled since the last time we met, Count!”
“Tally-ho, lads!”
This whole thing sounds like something Dooku might say. lol
This is masterfully edited :)
oyle mui mui, master Nicholas, mesa so smilin to be seein yousa, thank yousa for the bombad praise
Oh you're here
Is this from Rimmy channel or someone else because I remember that exact line from Tabs or was it in a different video review from him?
@@matthewyang4349 It's a copypasta, mesa just made a star wars version of it
Gonk gonk gonk
Born too early to explore the stars, born too late to explore the seas, but born just in time to see this masterpiece. I don't think I'd ever find anything else like this on the internet.
(Lando Calrissian voice) HOW YA DOIN, YOU OLD PIRATE?! SO GOOD TO SEE YOU!
You were born in a time where we still don’t know what a woman is.
The og
@Lokster just wait 2025 is where things get really interesting.
Oceans are far from explored ;)
He used the tastiest flavor of shot in his canon. Truly a man of refined taste.
The tastiest would be cum shot sir......
Gotta love them blue whistlers.
Jeeheeeez xD
Lol does this count as a dad joke.
@@Mephilis78 I don’t have any kids if that makes a difference lol
The "Is that legal?" Was perfectly timed
What the devil
Tally ho lads
🤦🏻♂️
@@filipbitala2624As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle
*british invade the colonies* "I've been looking forward to this"
Double the muskets twice the missed
@@ImmaLittlePip"what about the British attack on the sailors?"
The Americans: I've grown stronger since our last battle, Brit.
@@michelveilleux2075my weight has double since the last time we met, parliament
@@zyzzsdisciples6707twice the independence twice the warfare debt
Sir Christopher Lee would be proud
he was a very interesting man, and a wonderful actor, fan
@@theone-tg4ey Also British Special Forces in WW2.
There was one LoTR scene where the director said "Now make this sound as you're impaled"
Christopher Lee's response? "That's not the sound a man makes when he's impaled."
@@michaelgreenwood3413 he's also related to Charlesmagne
@@theone-tg4ey He was THE interesting man...
"Have you ever seen a man stabbed with a bayonet? Well, I have."
“Tally ho, lads.” *KABOOM*
0:35 - 0:37
Imagine explaining all this to the authorities.
"You killed them with what?"
"I blew a golf ball sized hole through one with my musket. Two more with the grapshot from my cannon. Then stabbed the last with my bayonet and let him bleed out."
"And why is the neighbors dog dead?"
"I fired my flintlock, but it has smoothbore and missed.".
"Sir...why do you have all this?"
"It is what the Founding Fathers intended."
@@Skeletonizer1200 can you let the man make a joke
@@Skeletonizer1200 yeah, tell that to the ATF
"why do you have all this ?"
"well why don't i have all this ? its legal "
@@adonissherlock according to US law what he was shooting would not be considered fire arms.
@@MrChickennugget360 >implying the ATF follows the law
“Four Ruffians break into my house”
“Is that, legal?”
“The devil??”
"I will make it legal"
"I do not sense anything..." famous last words.
"WHAT THE DEVIL?!"
“If I break into a house and someone calls me a ruffian, I’m just walking back out the door. There is nothing in that house worth taking.” - Mace Windu
"YOU HAD ME AT PUT A GOLF BALL SIZED HOLE THROUGH THE FIRST MAN, HES DEAD ON THE SPOT. DRAW MY PISTOL ON THE SECOND MAN, MISS HIM ENTIRELY BECAUSE ITS SMOOTHBORE (wheeze) and nails the _neighbor's dog_ (wheeeeezzzeeee) _i have to resort to the cannon mounted on top of the stairs loaded with grape shot......_ "Cad bane probably, or maybe han solo
@@then00brathalos or Hondo
I have found my people
@@aidenmcgonigle2498 wait hold on badger would be the perfect han solo
>Loves capitalism
>Has a quirky sidearm primary
>has a group of friends
>has that smug and annoyingly attractive personality.
@@then00brathaloshis brother would make a good Chewbacca as well.
_"I own a lightsaber for home defense since that's what George Lucas intended."_
_"Four Stormtroopers break into my hut, blast it! As I grab my Jedi robes and laser sword, stab a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my blaster on the second man, it misses him entirely because it's so uncivilized and nails the neighbor's Bantha."_
_"I have to respond to the X-Wing mounted at the top of the High Ground. 'I WILL DO WAHT I MUST!!!' The lasers incinerate two men in the blast, the sound and scorch marks wake up Jawas. I charge the last rapscallion with a 720 degree inverted barrel roll from an upright standing position in a manner that would make Anakin proud because spinning is a good trick. He bleeds out waiting for the Rebel Alliance to arrive since Force Healing hasn't been invented yet, _*_just as George Lucas intended!"_*
Dis one is so good mesa think, mesa might do an Obi Wan Kenobi version for dis
@@JarJarStudiosPlus DEWIT!
Oh my Lord 🤣
"since Force Healing hasn't been invented yet"
*cries*
He whouldnt bleed out since it whould be cautarized.
Ah yes, we shall never forget George Count Dooku the Founding Father of the Separatist Alliance.😎👍💯
By Count George!
Unified Separatist Alliance
THE CONFEDERACY OF INDEPENDENT SYSTEMS SHALL RISE AGAIN!!!
@@Smitty-hr2mg THE CONFEDERACY -OF INDEPENDENT SYSTEMS- SHALL RISE AGAIN!!!
@@georgeofhamilton THE FALLEN SHALL RISE AGAIN!
(Oh woops sorry, wrong fandom)
Based Dooku the Patriot
As though he was anything else until the dark side fucked with his head too much.
Well hecwas literaly leading the confederacy of independent systems against a govt that was out of touch and trying to rule from a large distance. And make them pay taxes.
@@charlottewolery558 He never stopped serving the Republic. His plan was to betray Palpatine and return democracy to the Republic
@@charlottewolery558 He knew all about the corruption in the Senate and the Republic at large.
0:39 twice the pride, double the fall
Well technically, the Founding Father for the CIS was Dooku himself, so he can do anything and, as long as he intends to do that, he can say "Just as the Founding Fathers intended"
You are a wiser man that me, dear Jar Jar. Well done indeed.
yousa most wise Count Dooku, mui bombad
Count dooku, I have an appointment
Hello there
Corruption like yours must be eradicated
There is so much happening in this one screenshot of a comment thread
Christopher Lee would have absolutely owned a musket for home defense.
He wouldn't have bothered with shot, he'd just dispatch them with the bayonet.
And a raipeir
He was British, I’m pretty sure the only guns they’re even allowed to own over there are those old muskets that their great great great great great grandfathers used to lose the revolutionary war with.
rhe robber entered the house hearing nothing but an unsheathing of a blade and a whisper behind him
"do you know the sound of a man stabbed?"
@@thefoxygamer1536 *rapier
An ancient Sith saying comes to mind. I believe it goes, “F***k around and find out.”
I got my issues with the Sith, but they knew what they were doing when they said that XD
@@thenethralking6032 would you tell more about your issues with the sith please?
@@shiby1860well first off it’s not like a critical issue, like as far as fantasy groups though I think they’re really cool and fascinating to a degree. My issues are more an in universe kind of deal.
Aside from the obvious moral problems I have (i.e. selfish grabs for power, killing whoever you want to get it, betrayal, deception, manipulation, etc) my biggest complaint is that they are just not practical. The Sith order is ultimately founded and encouraged on evil. The individual selfish desire for power is all that matters and when that is all that matters, then the people will just start killing one another at will until they have all the power, but then the order ultimately dies out. We saw that with the Sith empire before the Clone Wars. There were thousands of Sith doing their own thing and as a result, they brought their own empire to destruction. Their own infighting and selfish grabs for power were what destroyed the old empire. More than the Jedi and republic,
It’s a Sith legend
The mandos have a similar quote : "stay strapped or get clapped"
I just love how the poor gonk droid is the neighbor's dog.
ᵍᵒⁿᵏ
Made my day 🤣🤣
The murder of an innocent GNK Droid will plague my mind, and that's not what the Founding fathers intended.
I thought he said it mills the neighbors dough.
What a strange team-up for a home invasion.
Yea ki adi mundi,qui Gon,Darth sidious,and that one separatist general.makes me wonder what they're trying to steal to forge this alliance
They would've brought Oppo Rancisis but he never shuts up!
Typical DnD party
the weirdest part is that Palpatine wasnt leading the charge.
@@trequor For the sake of DnD'ers everywhere I hope not. Also, the zinger after the credits in Summoner come to mind.
remember
he's a political idealist, not a murderer.
These are getting better by the day, Dooku memes are raw untapped fun
"Jedi can block lasers, ok have fun with this Grapeshot."
Okay badger
Iirc In star wars archaic slug weapons were used by some factions because they were harder to deflect with lightsabers
@@siegfried1422 Yeah, just imagine your a recently knighted jedi, so in your relative lack of experiece you just assume everything that resembles a pistol or rifle is probably another random blaster until you face a heavily strapped bounty hunter and learn the hard way that instead of regular ol blaster bolts, instead he's shooting metal slugs or lead shot at you that'll shower your face with molten spall instead of harmlessly bouncing off your lightsaber blade? Although their are instances in old legends lore where jedi masters like kenobi are able to react quickly enough to use force telekinesis to suspend bullets from slug throwers mid air or just deflect them that way.
@@siegfried1422 Mandalorians did
Mandalorians: parry this, you filthy casual!
Even in spite of the slight jankiness from the AI voice generator, something about the phrase "WHAT THE DEVIL!?" being said in Count Dooku's cadence is just fucking perfect.
The scene with Ki-Adi-Mundi absolutely killed me.
Just as the founding fathers intended.
This is completely in character with Sir Christopher Lee. A 6'7 man in his prime, related to Charlemagne, step-cousin of Ian Flemyng and the literal inspiration for the character of James Bond, war veteran, British Intelligence member during WWII, the guy responsible for the curved hilt and unique fighting style of Dooku due to his experience as an adept fencer, and the very same man who corrected Peter Jackson's script of Return of the King because in response to reading that Saruman screamed as he got stabbed high up in the back, he asked Jackson: "Do you know what sound a man makes when he gets stabbed in the back? Because I do. And it's not a scream, it's ahhh! A gasp. Because all the air leaves the body as it goes into shock."
What a goddamn legend. There's never been a more interesting man than Sir Christopher Lee.
“I’m not trapped in here with you, you’re trapped in here with me.”
Why is the idea of Count Dooku in a powdered wig wielding an old-timey musket so friggin hilarious, even moreso when he narrates the whole thing in a completely serious tone
Well he is a Count after all. You aren’t exactly some savage, unmannered, new-money upperclassmen. Your family’s generations have had a history of collecting expensive, elegant relics, and teaching their kin proper dress attire and behavior.
@@lifevest1 Still, this is Star Wars, upper-class means a fancy cape/robe, a laser sword and a big fortress of some kind, not a powdered wig and an outdated flintlock. That's part of the humor
Dooku shooting Qui-Gon Jin is so cursed 💀
The image of Dooku with a cannon saying "Tally ho, lads" is brilliant.
I absolutely love this for so many reasons. 😂
Thanks, Kurisutina
thanks yousa Kurisu
This is magnificent! The founding fathers would be proud
"Miss him entirely because its smoothbore and nails the neighbor's dog."
"Gor ?"
This is why I love this channel. I love the dooku memeing
the actor for dooku in the prequels fits this so well
as well as him being a fencer with his special lightsaber
he was a former British officer too
Christopher Lee was a lot of amazing things. Including British special forces and a sorcerer.
@@keulron2290 And a direct descendant of Charlemagne.
@@mapleflag6518 I don’t remember that one.
Chuck Norris wears Christopher Lee boxers.
I like how in the middle of their home invasion nute gunray is questioning if it’s even legal
I own a curved lightsaber for self defense, just as the Ancient Sith Lords intended.
The funniest part is that this is PRECISELY what the Founding Fathers intended
0:05 if I'm robbing a dude and he calls me ruffian I'm walking right back out the door. There ain't nothing worth stealing in there.
Just the idea of Count Dooku, one of the deadliest members of the Sith, owning a powdered wig and a musket, which he uses for home defense instead of his lightsaber (which is equally hilarious), just downright entertaining and hilarious.
"Good, Anakin, good. Kill him. Kill him now."
"I shouldn't..."
"Do it!"
"No! It's not as the Founding Fathers intended!"
Dude I’ve been busting my ass off laughing for ten minutes. There’s so many references and layers in this video. As someone who has spent countless hours on the lore I really appreciate this meme. Best I’ve seen all year
Probably less violent and eventful than real events that happened in Christopher Lee's life
The “tally ho lads” is unforgettable
„signature look of superior firepower“
I hope one of these days the original poster of that dialogue gets the recognition he deserves.
It’s a fine gentleman known as Anon
Ok, but that pistol draw at 0:23 was smooth as butter
thank yousa
Just as the founding fathers intended
And Christopher Lee could back this up.
He was a commando in World War 2 and probably did something similar at least once.
Christopher Lee was a real G. Mesa wished so bad dat there was more live action of him in Star Wars
This meme is so cursed but God do I love it.
Ur videos literally just keep getting funnier- ty jar jar this is a masterpiece
“Tally ho, lads.”
- Colonel Dooku, 1774
Mesa feeling bery patriotic, happy Thanksgiving papa and George Dooku. Bery bombad!
Mesa not yousa Father!
This is the kind of cinematic quality that I pay $10/month ad-free for.
*"My colonies have doubled since the last time we met, Count"*
Good twice the pride
Double the fall
0:23 Only Count Dooku could have such grace
"Just as the Founding Fathers intended" - Count Dooku
video ends in the number 9. for long? how long will this world stand? we gonna find out.
I think the idea of Dooku using ancient weapons in an era of futuristic machines makes this even more hilarious and makes him even more derange
Amazing content as usual 😂
thank yousa
When you mix American patriotism and Starwars prequel memes together: Ah, Victory.
"Your musket will make a fine addition to my collection!"
General Grievous(ly Wounded)
Count Washington be taking on da British great video
I bust out laughing when he said “tally-ho, lads”. Just as the founding fathers intended!
Best iteration of this meme I've seen in years. Love the originality you displayed here - keep it up!
"My powder has doubled since we last met, Count"
"Twice the powder, double the-" *explodes*
I broke when Qui-Gon got hit💀💀
This is indeed masterfully edited.
The 5th ruffian made you lose your mind
Nute gunray: (literally breaks into dookus house)
Also Nute gunray: "is that legal"
I never thought I’d hear Corey Burton’s voice dubbing a scene where Dooku shoots Qui-gon in the stomach with a musket and then blows away Ki-Adi-Mundi with a fucking 18th century cannon. This is art.
Just an ordinary entry from the diary of Christopher Lee
Sir Cristopher Lee's life was so amazing. He got to meet the founding fathers, live throught the war of spanish succession and be a jedi.
hesa bombad warrior
Only Count Dooku can make using a blaster instead of a lightsaber so civilized.
If you think Dooku wouldn’t kill folks in style your as dead wrong as the four ruffians on the floor of his house.
> Starts an intergalactic war over taxes
Truly the most American man in the Star Wars universe.
“Parry this, Kenobi!”
Knowing Sir Christopher Lee he probably actually owned a Kentucky Rifle, a powdered wig, a pistol and a cannon.
I wish Christopher Lee had lived to see this masterpiece.
He sounds like he's been though this before and is bored of it
Had to show my friend this after we watched opening of season 2 of the bad batch. Asking why they weren't using Dooku's rifle for self defense.
theysa would have been saved alot of trouble if theysa had used the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs
This is the timeline where Anakin dies of smallpox, and Obi Wan is killed while charging Ticonderoga.
I don’t know why but I find the image of Dooku A posing with a powdered wig and firing a musket so funny
I didn't know what art is until now. Thank you
Red Coat: It's alright men, the patriots don't stand a chance.
The Patriots:
0:29 officially makes this canon.
I don't know how the hell I found this, but I'm glad I did!
An elegant weapon from a more civilized age
If only I could learn that in social studies.
This is exactly what the Internet is for, thank you for making my day
That's impossible even for a computer!
"It's NOT impossible, count dooku used to hit home intruders with grapeshot from the top of the stairs!"
I'm watching this video on the 4th of July...just as the founding fathers intended.
What makes this even funnier is that he also shot Gunray and Sidious despite the fact that they’re all on the same side.
RIP sir Christopher Lee
Dooku saying tally ho lad before firing a fucking canon had me in tears
Honored to be the target audience for this meme
this is easily one of my favorite videos on this website
this was spectacular, loved every second of this, probably the best version of the meme yet.
I love how Gunray waited until the last second to go, “Wait a minute, is this legal?”
This is how i always imagined Sir Christopher Lee in a home invasion