What if Darth Jar Jar was REAL
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- Опубліковано 25 лис 2024
- What if Darth Jar Jar Binks Was the True Sith MASTERMIND? Let's explore the depths of it in this video.
Alarm bells rang across Gungan city as guards rushed to halt the advance of General Grievous. Somehow, he freed himself and was rampaging across the city.
For Darth Jar Jar, his mind was elsewhere. The Republic had just won one of its greatest victories after a plot to assassinate the Gungan leader, Boss Lyonie was uncovered. After that was foiled, the Gungan army managed to capture General Grievous. This should have been a crippling blow to the CIS, but reports have now started to filter in that Anakin had been captured by Count Dooku and demands Grievous in exchange.
Jar Jar had just finished talking to Padme about the capture of Anakin and suggested making the trade to save his life. He meant every word of it too. Anakin was one of his dearest friends and he wasn't about to leave him in the hands of some third-rate Sith Lord.
He had listened to Palpatine's plan of creating a new galaxy. One filled with peace and security so that the Jedi like Obi-Wan would not need to risk their lives, senators like
Padme would not be threatened for speaking the truth, and slaves like Anakin would be free.
However, he now sees that his apprentice is trying to fool him and would have to be dealt with.
But first, the general.
He smiles as the general tosses aside a group of gungan guards and appears in the hallway, wielding a pair of electro-stalves. With his typical smile, Jar Jar waves the general over.
Jar Jar: Hellooooo. Missa gonna hurt youssa, you betcha betcha.
The general hurled one of the staffs at Jar Jar, but right before it struck, the staff froze in midair, turned 180 degrees, and flew back at the general, striking him in the stomach and sending sparks flying.
As Grievous stumbled back, Jar Jar drew a red lightsaber and threw himself at the general, flailing his arms about. The clash was swift and violent. Though the cyborg general was trained in the Jedi arts by Count Dooku, nothing prepared him for what was to come.
His movements were like a wild dance, striking against every point. Grievous struggles in vain to protect himself against those attacks, but he soon finds his defenses slackening as Jar Jar attacks strike home. A dozen cuts flash across his torso, each one would be a mortal blow, but the Sith lord held back. He was toying with him.
Suddenly, a powerful blow sends Grievous flying across the hall. Jar Jar casually makes a squeezing motion with his hand and the general feels a surge of pain as his armor caves in around him, leaving the kaleesh coughing.
Jar Jar: Youssa better get running now.
General Grievous, for the first time in many years feeling fear, drops to all fours and skitters away just as more Gungan guards appear. Suddenly, Jar Jar hides his lightsabers and lets out a scream. He cries about how the general is trying to escape to the surface and they should follow him to find Anakin.
The Gungan warriors rush after the rogue general while Jar Jar hangs behind, smiling to himself. Grievous was just the start, he would need to deal with the rest of the CIS before this war went any further.
With a smile, he ran after them, the rogue general taking shelter in an abandoned temple. When he arrives, the other Gungans are already storming its hallways, searching for Anakin and the fugitive. Jar Jar simply taps into the Force, allowing it to lead him towards them.
He finds them in an isolated part of the temple along with Dooku and a small group of Magnguards. Anakin is suspended in a ray shield, dangling by his arms and legs. Jar Jar raises his hand and puts his friend to sleep before marching into the chamber with his lightsaber drawn.
When the two turn to face him, Dooku's eyes widen.
Dooku: Impossible.
He has heard stories and rumors of Jar Jars' supposed power but dismissed them as gossip. After all, he had never sensed any Force sensitivity near him. But as the Gungan approaches, he sheds the shroud that has hidden his powers, allowing his presence to be felt in the Force, filling the room and nearly sending Dooku reeling.
Has this powerful Sith Lord truly been hiding under his nose this whole time? Jar Jar lifts the hapless Magnaguards and crushes them with the Force. Dooku barely manages to dodge them as their remains are thrown at him.
Igniting his lightsaber, Dooku unleashes a barrage of lightning at the master, but Jar Jar catches it in his hands and throws it aside. Grievous reaches for the fallen Magnaguard staff and rushes at him.
"Meesa gonna hurtchusa" Dont' fuck with the REAL CHOSEN ONE.
I think Jar Jar would be even more terrifying if he dropped the act and started talking normally as a Sith.
Also would work better if he trained Darth Plagiarist and Palpatine didn't know anything
@@InfernosReaperAh yes, Darth Plagiarist
@@DRDDR8 Yep, Darth Plagiarist the Whys, history's most inquisitive Sith.
@@InfernosReaper *Plagueis & he was supposed to be Sidious' master
@@gonhunter3994 My apologies for not making the wordplay joke more clear.
I love how everyone has embraced Darth Jar Jar!
Meesa gonna be so proud of yousa
Finally a Darth Jar Jar Story that isn't completely crack! I really enjoyed this tho I really would love to hear more about what's going on in the minds of Anni & co upon finding out about his true identity
Good call! I like that idea
@@DarthTheorist like I just mentioned, PART TWO THIS STORY!!!
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Imagine Jarjar being the true Darth Sidious, stealing a good Palpatines body after being griviously wounded in his fight with the Jedi.
B-but ,it exactly happened,he was helping to the rebellion to destroy the palpatine and He is on the Korriban… canon ,Star Wars X 💯
An ambivalent darth jar jar kinda fits the character like him being an oddity even among other sith lords
What do u mean “what if”?
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It means if he was a Sith which maybe he is
There is no what if , jar jar was always a sith lord
I'd love a what if series with darth jar jar being the true mastermind that was darth sidious's master. It would of been cool to see the twist if they would of went through with it in the prequels.
Would have, not would of.
Idk how to word this politely so uh, here you go.
Finally a what if worthy of Darth Jar Jar
I bet JarJar was so happy his Palos escaped into exile, it's only fun when your pals are still in the Game
🤪😂
@@DarthTheorist please do a Part two to this, this is possibly the only Sith Lord I fear and I love it!
That Darth Jar Jar voice was perfect.
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This is so cool! You made Jar Jar intimidating, as Darth Jar jar needs to be.
Yousah gonna make part 2??? Mesa hope so.
Mesa agrees with yousa.
Mesa agrees
Messa love Darth Jar Jar. Hessa bombad Sith. Messa thinking part 2.
He always was.
There’s no “what if.” He WAS the Sith master of Palpatine.
I thought that was Darth Plaguies
He is plaguies reincarnated
Darth Jar Jar the Ultimate Edge Lord LOL😂 love the story
Been watching you for a few days now. New sub!
Thank you!! Welcome :D
Darth Jar Jar was always the key to everything in the star wars universe 🤣🔥
A Darth Jar-Jar video? I'm there!
It's amazing how little actually changes with this
JarJar, the good and wholesome Sith
I never wanted the Sith to win this much ever. I never ever hated Jar Jar Binks.
You see I’m a fan of Silent Comedies and Jackie Chan’s on Screen Antics.
This was great I would be interested in a second part
God that Jar Jar voice is so well done
I want an entire series set in this universe
Think about it this way: When we first met Yoda, he acted like some annoying, stupid little swamp hermit until he revealed it all to be a ruse to hide his true nature. Now imagine if Yoda did that for an entire movie instead of just the first five minutes that we knew him. The prequels were meant to reflect the sequels, and when we meet Jar Jar, he's... some annoying, stupid little swamp hermit. But then he keeps that act up for the next two hours.
Darth Jar Jar was absolutely a thing and George Lucas chickened out after the negative fan reactions. He should have doubled-down instead of pivoting into Count Dooku.
Thank God Padme left with Anakin and the others. Who knows what Darth Jar Jar would do to her.
9:38 Oh damn-
Actual cannon sith lord
Darth jar jar is the homie you all wish you had deep down. Jar jar is a real one one of the bros.
OK, this was a lot of fun. Normally it’s just a ridiculous idea but human managed to make it interesting.
As much as I enjoyed the prequels (and Clone Wars) and Count Dooku, I think I would ahve genuinely event traded in Christopher Lee's performance had they (as it is now implied) they actually gone down the route of Darth Jar Jar. The moment of the reveal could have been as shocking as, well, Vader's in Empire. I would have been completely taken in and thus would have genuinely applauded it.
(I think of the reveal of the Master - actually, on more than one occasion - in Doctor Who as to how strong it could have been.)
I think this is also the first time I've seen it treated with a genuniely straight face.
Jar Jar For The Win #HeShootsHeScoresAndTheCrowdGoesWild #MeesaLikeaDissMaybeWeesaBeinFriends
Yousa in bgig doodoo
What if Darth Jar Jar ate the world, after Qui Gons Death not wanting to harm Ani so he cant eat the world but Discovers a way to do wich thinG.
Good Idea
Bro has dementia
Hesa,no have dementia yousa, have dementia.@@rotofrim8096
I can fucking HEAR the thumbnail and I'm fucking CACKLING🤣🤣🤣🤣
So excited for this!!!
What if the Executor fired on the escape pod containing C3PO and R2-D2.
Could we possibly see one of two what if's?
1. What if Padme was force sensitive, but never discovered by the Jedi or Sith?
2. What if the Republic used storm troopers lead by groups of clones (kind of like living protocol droids that are actually competent and effective in battle) for their army during the clone wars?
What the prequels should have been 👏👏👏👏👏
😂😂 that jar jar voice took me off gaurd
I was wondering when someone would do this story. Now it was complete
Please make a part 2
Excellent
This calls for a second part, realy a grat story.
Thank you!!
The *Goofball Warrior* is my favorite Trope in entertainment. I am a very Controversial man especially amongst my own Generation, it’s X by the way.
Well i agree Darth jarjar is and always has been a sith lord thing is he's really more chaotic neutral where as most sith are lawful evil or neutral evil
What if a darth baine ara sith was suddenly pulled to light side before plagus
This isn't a what if scenario. It's cold, hard fact😂
Disney: Fine, but make Jar Jar gay for our DEI metrics to square and we'll shoot this.
Man I'd watch the hell out of this. Gay Gungan or not.
What if anakin spirit in the world between worlds saved padme by making her a force ghost or new mother if the ones. She could make him help ben solo and others saying you got to help people who are suffering from your past actions.
What if anakin was piloting before attack of the clones and sensed ventress fall to the darkside as her master died and took his ship to the planet to investigate. Perhaps starting a romance as they are very similar in their stories.
Also what if ahsoka taught ben skywalker as she saw him as history repeating itself.
What if anakin was a jedi watchmen or wayfinder.
What if anakin went with kenobi to face maul and savage instead of adi gallia.
What if anakin fell in love with luminara or your own version of aayla secura romance.
What if oppo rancis trained anakin.
What if anakin met and fell in love with ventress just before the clone wars just after her masters death.
What if anakin became a jedi sentinel like a watchmen or one of those who find younglings.
What if evan piel became a mentor or second master to anakin.
Or anakin became a healer either before or after his mother death could be related to his friendship with offee or alternatively what if he was trained by tra sa who taught windu and actually did not forbid attachment as shown by her relationship with tholme , they could become like a pseudo parents to anakin and train him away from the temple in azati martial arts and from trasa the living force as she is a plant lady so imagine anakin controlling plant life.
#ForTheGodEmperorJarJarBinks
I feel like there should be a fanfic about darth jar jar
Now there is 👀
@@DarthTheorist huh?
@@themodernpromethus5968 This video is the fanfic about darth jar jar.
What if ahsoka tano helped grandmaster yoda to train luke skywalker on dagobah and it was she who went to bespin to save luke's friends.
Mesa want part 2 please
You betcha betcha
What if *Third Earth* was moved to the *Star Wars* Galaxy during the *Clone Wars?*
What if darth vader went to darthomir to learn. New suit or perhaps more unique powers.
Resurrect talzin maybe.
what if Vokara Che became a mentor to anakin as anakin was being treated for bullying and trauma from being a slave.
What if anakin fell in love with luminara unduli, serra keto or bultar swan.
What if anakin was taught by agen kolar or sasee tin or adi gallia.
And it was all started with a briskee early mornin’ munchin’ 😎 #HaveSomeCheeseAndJam #KnowWhatImeanVern
Waiting for part 2
What if *Darth Revan* conquered the *Grey Havens?*
I wonder if Lego Darth jar jar canon
Wouldn’t palpatine be Jedi if jarjar was a Sith Lord ?
What if anakin was found by jedi belonging to another sect like corelia or those nomadic jedi who allow attachment.
What if anakin went to dathomir in revenge of the sith to search for ways to save padme.
What if yoda decided to swap the masters of ferus olin and anakin.
So anakin with siri.
Obi with ferus
What if ahsoka and anakin crash landed on bendu's planet. Also what if darth vader joined thrawn in meeting the bendu and went on a spiritual journey back to the dust ball tatiotene.
What if obi-wan embracing the dark side because of the death of duchess satine
As we know darth vader was a natural engineer and could use mechaguru or whatever so what if he used skill to create nanobots to repair his lungs and burns while also making limbs that could conduct the force to make lightning. This could relate to inquisitor baris as she used nanobots in the bomb and he may remember nanobots and their uses. He could could also conduct experiments diguised as torture to fool sidious, learning to heal wounds, make force sensitive droids/limbs and using nano bots to manipulate mididclorians to strip or enhance the force in individuals.
What I was thinking was that he used nanobots to remove scar tissue especially around the lungs and he would be dipped in bacta or bacta would be applied this would allow him breath which means he can meditate more deeply. And for the limbs, it is possible to make material force sensitive and I was thinking he make limbs skeletal looking like in attack of the clones but would then cover the we either grafed flesh from his body or flesh made from his blood and other ingredients like perhaps kyber crystal this would make the force flow from him easier and perhaps with the sith alchemy in the limbs making his force lightning more powerful. Basically an uber vader who is perhaps stronger than full potential anakin.
Your implying he wasn't already.
What do you mean "What if"?
*STAR WARS HAMMER 40K*
What if *It was Agatha All Along?*
What if Steela Gerrera led the Partisans?
Everything would be better.
Jar jar is the 🐍 serpent the draconian ierophant the one who goes with naboo ruins , anakin padme in first time was not romeo and Juliet, it was adan and eve , thats why he said that !
Darth Jar Jar IS real
What IF???
‘What if’??????
You're a bit late to the party!
Fashionably late, one might say 😎
Booma
First:)
Darth Jar Jar is not Jar Jar Binks, he is Darth Plagueius who essence transfered into the Gungan.
i hate this so much
Killjoy😥
@DarthTheorist Yo 😊🤘!!
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@@DarthTheorist 😎
Please do a part 2