General Grievous uses his 2nd amendment rights

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  • Опубліковано 27 жов 2024

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  • @shanky1751
    @shanky1751 Рік тому +4225

    wow we get this content for free while the disney plus fanboys get ripped off for the garbage on there

    • @chocov1233
      @chocov1233 Рік тому +168

      I...I heard Andor was pretty good.

    • @shobanarajagopal3306
      @shobanarajagopal3306 Рік тому +101

      @@chocov1233 ur goddam right

    • @leonelimalevu2199
      @leonelimalevu2199 Рік тому +54

      I love how he made Palpatine into a Grandpa worried about the wellbeing of his granddaughter.

    • @giganticzombie
      @giganticzombie Рік тому +27

      The Bad Bitch has nothing on this

    • @themosinguy6508
      @themosinguy6508 Рік тому +10

      @@chocov1233 are you high??andor is worse than the sequel trilogy😂

  • @aamirrazak3467
    @aamirrazak3467 Рік тому +4042

    I respect how Greivous cares so much about home defense

    • @harlanmcdiarmid
      @harlanmcdiarmid Рік тому +103

      And his dog

    • @GeneralGrievous6622
      @GeneralGrievous6622 Рік тому +42

      I take it very serious

    • @harlanmcdiarmid
      @harlanmcdiarmid Рік тому

      @@GeneralGrievous6622 iv been using a mixture of fentanyl and rock salt. They only cry for about 2 mins then its nighty nigjt

    • @Jamseth_Ingramious
      @Jamseth_Ingramious Рік тому +22

      @@GeneralGrievous6622 Hey General Grevious, do you pay your taxes?

    • @GeneralGrievous6622
      @GeneralGrievous6622 Рік тому

      @@Jamseth_Ingramious ehm the trade federation does that for me
      (Who are you? are you a jedi scum asking me these question ill find you and add all your belongings to my collection)

  • @ItsButterBean1020
    @ItsButterBean1020 Рік тому +1395

    The fact Grievous makes the little “ratta tatta” sounds is perfect

    • @JarJarStudiosPlus
      @JarJarStudiosPlus  Рік тому +126

      it was a glitch in the AI voice mesa was using but it was so good mesa kept it in

    • @TryppiDnB
      @TryppiDnB Рік тому +18

      @@JarJarStudiosPlus Thank you Jar Jar :) You have come a long way in the past 20 years. You will make a fine senator, protecting what the founding fathers intended for us.

    • @MyPFPismypet
      @MyPFPismypet Рік тому +16

      @@JarJarStudiosPlus just as the founding fathers intended 😌

  • @internetstrangerstrangerofweb
    @internetstrangerstrangerofweb Рік тому +277

    “I OWN A GORE FOR HOME DEFENSE. SINCE THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I DECIDED” Is the most grevious thing I’ve ever heard 😂

  • @MrHandsomeStudios
    @MrHandsomeStudios Рік тому +2767

    Grievous looks so civilized with that Napoleon era machinegun. Kenobi must be so proud of him.

    • @ThatGuy-a48
      @ThatGuy-a48 Рік тому +122

      Napoleon the third era

    • @mclegomods6402
      @mclegomods6402 Рік тому +11

      66 likes

    • @MrHandsomeStudios
      @MrHandsomeStudios Рік тому +10

      @@mclegomods6402 67 and we can get a dance party

    • @primeministersinister625
      @primeministersinister625 Рік тому +48

      napoleon was long dead before that gun was in use. That is a civil/spanish american war era gun

    • @shadowling77777
      @shadowling77777 Рік тому +37

      There’s no such thing as a “napoleon era machinegun” bro
      Gatling guns were invented in 1862

  • @monferno204
    @monferno204 Рік тому +372

    Rey had more character development in this than in the sequels lmao

    • @zacglover3345
      @zacglover3345 Рік тому +35

      And the face she makes as qui gon jinn is brutally murdered by gorr is priceless

  • @Anvil1137
    @Anvil1137 Рік тому +1267

    I know he's saying "Gorr", but I was in hysterics when I thought I heard him say, "I own a DOOR for home defense!"
    Edit: guys, this is not what the founding fathers intended!

    • @lachlanclark4463
      @lachlanclark4463 Рік тому +221

      *Locks door* I’d like to see those Jedi filth get in my house now!

    • @JarJarStudiosPlus
      @JarJarStudiosPlus  Рік тому +219

      well a door is da first line of defense of yousa home

    • @Predator20357
      @Predator20357 Рік тому +62

      “Blasted! They opened up my door using their evil Jedi powers, I would go face them on my own but I have been given an extreme nerf to my fighting abilities before the start of RoTS.”

    • @DZMoops
      @DZMoops Рік тому +40

      To be fair, a door worked really well on that one clone trooper

    • @zombieranger3410
      @zombieranger3410 Рік тому +34

      “Any good home defense needs the best frontline defense, so I upgraded my door with steel-reinforced concrete! I’d like to see the rabble try to enter my home now! The downside is it takes a forklift to open the front door, but that is what must be done for the finest defense.”

  • @OptimusPrime-63
    @OptimusPrime-63 Рік тому +410

    *JUST AS THE FOUNDING FATHERS INTENDED*

    • @NostalgicGamerRickOShay
      @NostalgicGamerRickOShay Рік тому +18

      When the 2nd Amendment was written, both the common people and the government had equal levels of firepower. The government was armed to keep the people from plunging into anarchy and becoming chaotic, and the people were in turn armed to prevent the government from becoming tyrannical. Both sides balancing each other and ensuring a country that would be free for all, once all the hypocrisies were eventually removed.

    • @OptimusPrime-63
      @OptimusPrime-63 Рік тому +6

      @@NostalgicGamerRickOShay Equal, just as the founding fathers has intended, as all things should be.

    • @Jet-ij9zc
      @Jet-ij9zc Рік тому +6

      I can't recall which founding father it was, but shortly after the constitution was written, a merchant wrote them a letter asking if they were also allowed to have a cannon on their ships. The answer could be summarized as "Why just one?"

    • @pat7917
      @pat7917 Рік тому

      @@Jet-ij9zc Good to see they had a sense of humor. Lol even though it wasn’t intended to be funny.

    • @tau-5794
      @tau-5794 Рік тому +4

      Remember kids, every weapon ban and restriction is unconstitutional.

  • @themememaster423
    @themememaster423 Рік тому +820

    This is a certified Gorr classic

    • @liamgavinwells
      @liamgavinwells Рік тому +7

      Kit Fisto: Gorr? More like gore

    • @Loderyod
      @Loderyod Рік тому +4

      I own eyes of tomorrow for self defence

    • @Kjf365
      @Kjf365 Рік тому +1

      Hey it's funny Destiny man. (Complete with signature Peach pfp)

    • @oryxkingofchads2030
      @oryxkingofchads2030 5 місяців тому

      I own a Lorentz driver for home defense

  • @Durge75
    @Durge75 Рік тому +2446

    Fun fact: Palpatine owns the senate for galactic defense! Just as the founding fathers intended.

    • @ErenTheWarcriminal
      @ErenTheWarcriminal Рік тому +102

      Emergency powers; for self defense, of course.

    • @GreaterGrievobeast55
      @GreaterGrievobeast55 Рік тому +45

      I love democracy, I love the founding fathers

    • @Jamseth_Ingramious
      @Jamseth_Ingramious Рік тому +19

      @@GreaterGrievobeast55 But most of all, I love the Mets, baby!

    • @Pkike9251
      @Pkike9251 Рік тому +21

      Later Darth sidious would have a Death Star for galactic Defense just as the founding fathers intended 😂

    • @bizmasterTheSlav
      @bizmasterTheSlav Рік тому +17

      He IS the founding father

  • @darkpit37
    @darkpit37 Рік тому +575

    Ironically a gatling gun would actually be extremely effective against jedi because it's basically a rapid fire slugthrower in terms of star wars weapons.

    • @GeneralGrievous-1138
      @GeneralGrievous-1138 Рік тому +28

      slugthrowers weren't actually effective against Jedi at all, as Jedi's deflection abilities came from general Force precognition, which allowed them so see attacks before they happened. They'd be just as able to dodge, telekinetically redirect, or vaporize the slugs about as easily as they could block blaster bolts

    • @maxwellkaufman4178
      @maxwellkaufman4178 Рік тому +95

      @@GeneralGrievous-1138 actually slug, throwers were much faster and more close to regular bullets in our world with slug throwers in general using the equivalent to shotgun shells, and the meaning, even if they try and block them with their light sabers they’ll still have to deal with the molten slag

    • @GeneralGrievous-1138
      @GeneralGrievous-1138 Рік тому +21

      @@maxwellkaufman4178 slugthrowers are the same as real-world firearms, and their speed didn't matter, because the Force allowed Jedi to block or evade before the shot was even fired. Most slugthrowers also fired solid slugs, i.e. standard rounds instead of shotgun shells. (Shotgun-style slugthrowers were much rarer in the Star Wars universe than they are in the real world.)
      Additionally, 1. there are comics in which slugs melt on contact with lightsabers, but there are actually more sources that indicate that lightsabers just vaporize slugs and 2. lightsabers weren't the primary defensive tool of the Jedi. Jedi defenses come from the Force, and lightsabers are just a component of that.
      In Legends and Canon, the only times slugthrowers were used specifically for Jedi hunting were in tandem with special slugs made of cortosis, which short-circuited lightsaber blades (and even then, that was about taking lightsabers out of the equation instead of killing outright.)

    • @angelofthedead1886
      @angelofthedead1886 Рік тому +7

      @@GeneralGrievous-1138 Quiet true, i remember the time in my old battlefront 2 where i’m playing as clone commander with chain gun against jedi and literally deflects my shots like it’s nothing. So i only take the jedi down quickly while i’m behind them lmao.

    • @pat7917
      @pat7917 Рік тому +16

      @@GeneralGrievous-1138
      Battlefront 2 might disagree with you LOL! If I want to take out a Jedi/Sith; The first thing I do is whip out the shotgun! 🤣🤣
      All joking aside, I totally get that BF2 isn’t necessary the gold standard when it comes to what is (or isn’t) cannon.

  • @superfreddyplushadventures2714
    @superfreddyplushadventures2714 Рік тому +692

    Everybody should be just like General Grievous with their home defense

    • @aprinnyonbreak1290
      @aprinnyonbreak1290 Рік тому +15

      Counterpoint.
      If you use a musket, as the founding fathers intended, when General Grievous invades your home, he can't deflect your gun and you'll blow two half golf ball sized holes in his chest, and he can do absolutely nothing against the grapeshot.
      If you had only listened to the founding fathers, General Grievous would have failed in his home invasion, these things were written with intention for a reason you know.

    • @KaaneDragonShinobi
      @KaaneDragonShinobi Рік тому +14

      @@aprinnyonbreak1290 General Grievous is far too civilized to commit home invasion, just as the founding fathers intended.

    • @furretthefuzzynoodle3896
      @furretthefuzzynoodle3896 Рік тому

      @@KaaneDragonShinobinot if you have a lightsaber

  • @jerdnastark1399
    @jerdnastark1399 Рік тому +185

    Grievous with a Gatling gun shredding Kit Fisto and Ki Adi Mundi is the raddest thing I've ever seen.

  • @magicyber909
    @magicyber909 Рік тому +208

    At first I thought he said he owned a door for home defense and then closed the door on the intruders crushing them.

  • @quiltingrox
    @quiltingrox Рік тому +797

    Ki-Adi-Mundi’s brutal death, now becoming the butt of all SW jokes/memes is top tier😭😫💀🤣 It’s so wrong but perfect

    • @LoinkLoink
      @LoinkLoink Рік тому +48

      This was exactly what George had in mind when designing Order 66 with all the jedi death scenes.

    • @Elytra_Nishimura
      @Elytra_Nishimura Рік тому +23

      Ki-Adi-Mundi was kind of a pos lmao.

    • @meepfanmeepster8620
      @meepfanmeepster8620 Рік тому +16

      @@Elytra_Nishimura my thoughts as well Mundi was not what i would call a really good guy

    • @Elytra_Nishimura
      @Elytra_Nishimura Рік тому +23

      @@meepfanmeepster8620 man's whole family fucking dies, and he just: "Okay lmao."
      No emotions whatsoever.

    • @KaaneDragonShinobi
      @KaaneDragonShinobi Рік тому +19

      @@Elytra_Nishimura "Just chill out Anakin, like, you're tweakin' out man."

  • @TheDeadchief117
    @TheDeadchief117 Рік тому +252

    The Senate is such a caring grandfather looking out for Rey like that. What a wholesome guy!

  • @irishspartanstudios
    @irishspartanstudios Рік тому +52

    Palpatine: 'Rey, run, he's far too powerful.'
    Rey: 'Don't worry I have plot armor!'
    Grievous: *'Have you seen my collection!?'*

    • @NikoCigoj
      @NikoCigoj 9 місяців тому

      Collection?!?!?! Grievous is the perfect American, just as the founding fathers intended

  • @chadf6813
    @chadf6813 Рік тому +77

    Holy shit I lost it at the Dooku hologram

  • @eldiandevil
    @eldiandevil Рік тому +320

    I love the video premise, but I found it really hard to understand what grevious was saying.
    The count dooku cameo had me laughing.

    • @JarJarStudiosPlus
      @JarJarStudiosPlus  Рік тому +85

      Turn on CC, youtube got 90% of the words correct mesathinks

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 Рік тому +11

      Also the ending was quite weak

    • @WhiteRanger1298
      @WhiteRanger1298 Рік тому

      @@LordVader1094 I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye.

    • @turtlehelmmemes
      @turtlehelmmemes Рік тому +32

      @@LordVader1094 This is a mistake a terrible mistake. You’ve gone too far this is madness

    • @Anvil1137
      @Anvil1137 Рік тому +18

      @@LordVader1094 it may be difficult to secure your release.

  • @Mr-Legacy
    @Mr-Legacy Рік тому +180

    "ratatatatatat" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @pat7917
      @pat7917 Рік тому +2

      LOL! Google gives me the option to translate your comment to English. Apparently the English transition removes the “at” letter at the end. 🤣🤣

  • @turtlehelmmemes
    @turtlehelmmemes Рік тому +69

    Just as Count Do- the Jedi did Gorr wrong in this one

  • @alexbauer502
    @alexbauer502 Рік тому +63

    That's it, this alternate universe is now canon lol

  • @allknowingfreddybear9291
    @allknowingfreddybear9291 Рік тому +74

    This has got to be the best one so far. Next there has to be one Newt Boi Raygun. He owns a GUNray for home defense. Just as lord SiDiOuS intended!

    • @cornparade6874
      @cornparade6874 Рік тому +2

      My lord, is that, LEE-gal?

    • @dakotamuich4108
      @dakotamuich4108 Рік тому

      ​@@cornparade6874 Palpatine:It is now with the bill I just had passed.

  • @sugdolomar
    @sugdolomar Рік тому +24

    Thrawn: "I own a tie defender for home defense, since that is what I intended."

  • @slasherlovingay2488
    @slasherlovingay2488 Рік тому +125

    Now that I know there's a General Grievous text to speech I'm going to force him to profess his love to Darth Sidious and read terrible fanfiction.

  • @sauronthelordoftherings3374
    @sauronthelordoftherings3374 Рік тому +36

    Jedi: *Can parry lasers*
    Grievous: PARRY THIS

    • @NikoCigoj
      @NikoCigoj 9 місяців тому

      Parry this you filthy casual

  • @Happy1speed
    @Happy1speed Рік тому +47

    I thought he said "I own a Door for home defense" at first

    • @Myen8223
      @Myen8223 Рік тому +3

      Same lol

    • @faceless2302
      @faceless2302 Рік тому +12

      generally they are fairly effective at keeping the rapscallions at bay

    • @devvy_01
      @devvy_01 Рік тому +9

      I own a Door for home defense
      this that's what the carpenter intended

    • @sherlocksmuuug6692
      @sherlocksmuuug6692 Рік тому +2

      *Closes door to separate Nadar and Kit Fisto*
      Looks like that investment payed off for Grievous.

  • @JarJarStudiosPlus
    @JarJarStudiosPlus  Рік тому +27

    1:15 rutatatatata

  • @darthkasm952
    @darthkasm952 Рік тому +18

    The dooku cameo and ‘just how dooku predicted’ were gold.

  • @FirstNameLastName-ib3cp
    @FirstNameLastName-ib3cp Рік тому +29

    General Greivous is an avid civil war reenactment enthusiast on the weekends.

  • @nchldmn
    @nchldmn Рік тому +43

    These just keep getting better! I don't know if there's a Clone AI voice, but I'd love to hear one for them :)

    • @JarJarStudiosPlus
      @JarJarStudiosPlus  Рік тому +13

      Thank yousa for the bombad compliment
      Also there is a clone AI voice actually. The Fakeyou website has alot of star wars voices.

    • @Carnyzzle
      @Carnyzzle Рік тому +3

      I own a slugthrower for home defense because that's what my brothers intended.

  • @chaserivera1623
    @chaserivera1623 Рік тому +35

    I’m concerned about grievous’s health, his lungs sound worse than usual and I hope he’s alright. Sending my prayers 🙏

    • @alexturnbackthearmy1907
      @alexturnbackthearmy1907 Рік тому

      Damn these jedi. Not only they break in someone else property, but they also break bones and lungs.

    • @Rollerbear712
      @Rollerbear712 Рік тому

      @@alexturnbackthearmy1907 nah he just got COVID

    • @NikoCigoj
      @NikoCigoj 9 місяців тому

      Grievous cant afford the medical bills that the founding fathers intended

  • @TK-5187
    @TK-5187 Рік тому +29

    Man, Qui-Gon just can't stop dying

  • @spaceagepenguin
    @spaceagepenguin Рік тому +15

    Holy cow this makes me really want to see more of Rey and The Senate’s exchanges and family quarrels

    • @JarJarStudiosPlus
      @JarJarStudiosPlus  Рік тому +4

      mesa be making more videos like dis in da future, so if yousa stick around yousa gonna see more

  • @THEREALCAPTAINDREAD
    @THEREALCAPTAINDREAD Рік тому +19

    Jar Jar Studios+ with another fine addition to the collection.

  • @logan2004-t3i
    @logan2004-t3i Рік тому +36

    The general needs to start a home defense UA-cam channel great vid

  • @DethklokMinion
    @DethklokMinion Рік тому +21

    I love how benign while also so effective and simultaneously random the line.
    "And now I have to resort to the gatling gun in the hallway"
    Like Grievous just had a random original model Gunpowder Gatling Gun at the end of a hallway he would use as his last form of defense.
    Blaster shots honestly are by a wide margin slower than actual bullets. So you'd really be putting that jedi reflex fo the test with them all lined up in a hallway with a gatling gun at the end of it.
    Foolproof strategy if your strategy is something like that because as hilarious as that statement is, it is actually quite effective if you think about it. Especially if its an extremely long narrow hallway with nothing but solid walls and no cover stretching for a good football field length or so. Wait for them to get a quarter or half way down it as the guys up front start to think this is a real cramped hallway for such a long distance. Then the Gatling Gun rolls from around the corner at the end. GG
    They either have to turn and run and if they have too many people then good luck with that whenever a hail of bullet spray starts pouring into the formation.
    Best strategy at that point is to go prone. Play dead. Wait for them to come check the bodies all nice and close like then fire up that glowstick.
    Or if its just a few, you either have fo try and rush the distance left to the gunner or retreat back to the other end of the hallway to revieve any cover at all to regroup and strategize. Either way better hope those lightsaber blocking skills are up to snuff because bullets travel at a higher velocity and fire rate than blasters. Only downside is that gatling gun only continuously fires so long as there is a steady feed of ammo and that string of bullets doesn't get jammed or fucked up in the feeder.
    Grievous should get himself a 20mm Vulcan instead. Or that minigun that Swartsenegger had in Terminator 2. Good luck trying to block bullets fired so fast it sounds like someone clipped a playing card to the rim of a car going down the interstate. First you hear the bullets hit, sounds like firecrackers going off then you heat the rapport, if the gun is s good distance away.
    Look up videos o thef A-10 Warthog Infantry Attack Aircraft. The gun they put on that plane is literally stronger than both of its engines combined. Its why it can only be fired in bursts because any amount of sustained fire from its Vulcan and it could very well stall its engines so it has to fire it in bursts.

    • @alexturnbackthearmy1907
      @alexturnbackthearmy1907 Рік тому

      Its not really a problem of gun. Just vibration created by it are not good for planes at all. Multiple mig-27`s suffered all kinds of damage by comparable canon. Also engine problems and windshield pollution was caused by smoke from rapid firing, even by less impressive guns like NS-37 on mig-9`s and 15`s, force of recoil have nothing to do with all these problems.

  • @CoolSs
    @CoolSs Рік тому +14

    seeing General grievous with gatling gun . is the most blessed thing i saw this week .

  • @drquack4213
    @drquack4213 Рік тому +16

    Thank you General Grievous, for proving that one really should feel safest in their own home

  • @terminatorofbaal7853
    @terminatorofbaal7853 Рік тому +14

    1:30
    Palpatine:
    "If you touch her, I will clone you, implant your brain in the body, and then stick those droid arms up your butt."
    "Just as count dooku predicted!"
    Also,
    "Rey, rey get your toosh back home before I scrap BB-8"
    Killed me!

  • @dippydogstudios9982
    @dippydogstudios9982 Рік тому +15

    To quote Maul: “Brilliant, brilliant!”

  • @TheRVehicle
    @TheRVehicle Рік тому +11

    Spectacular, Lord Jar Jar! A transcendent twist on the meme, to be sure, but a welcome one!

  • @josephjenott931
    @josephjenott931 Рік тому +5

    Rey, get your tush back home before I scrap BB-8.

  • @davidfeltheim2501
    @davidfeltheim2501 6 місяців тому +2

    “The slimo Jedi trash killed my dog” is my favorite Grievous quote

  • @legoyoda6794
    @legoyoda6794 Рік тому +6

    "I don't sense anything" lmao

  • @countlazuli8753
    @countlazuli8753 Рік тому +9

    Such an addition cannot be finer.

  • @bobdaniels9056
    @bobdaniels9056 Рік тому +12

    "I have to resort to the Gatling Gun in the hallway"
    Me, an American only having 6 guns and only one has the ability to become a Gatling gun: "Is it possible to learn this power?"

  • @MarkDavidKnight
    @MarkDavidKnight Рік тому +8

    Never seen Rey so proud of her grandfather lol

  • @SonOfXenophon
    @SonOfXenophon Рік тому +14

    Hahaha the Grandpa Palpatine bit 😂

  • @realkamek698
    @realkamek698 Рік тому +10

    Just as Count Dooku predicted

  • @KomradeDoge
    @KomradeDoge Рік тому +5

    And I thought the Count Dooku one was a fever dream...

  • @westonmarks925
    @westonmarks925 Рік тому +3

    Amazing. The battle droid trying to recite the original I Own a Musket is the best.

  • @salmanmahyuddin8384
    @salmanmahyuddin8384 Рік тому +3

    If you think about it, the clone wars would have been fairly shorter if they'd give grievous a gatling gun to fight the jedi

  • @arthurmorgan835
    @arthurmorgan835 Рік тому +3

    I own four lightsabers for home defense. Just as the SENATE intended.

  • @Draedon126
    @Draedon126 Рік тому +10

    oh shit General Grievous is in America

  • @matthewturner5178
    @matthewturner5178 Рік тому +3

    Damn, Qui-gon went out like a horror movie extra. That’s a bad way to go.

  • @pokeli2728
    @pokeli2728 22 дні тому +1

    He also owns a large collection of laser swords for home defense, since that is exactly what he decided.

  • @KoalaTContent
    @KoalaTContent Рік тому +2

    The first 10 seconds are an absolute internet masterpiece!
    (Backhand) *I OWN A GORE FOR HOME DEFENSE, SINCE THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT "I" DECIDED.*

  • @GreaterGrievobeast55
    @GreaterGrievobeast55 Рік тому +14

    General grievous doesn’t need the founding fathers to defend his home how he wants to! RIP gorr I miss him so much and i’m sure the general does too, ever still he sticks to his cannons and not those musktets!

  • @jacobcox4565
    @jacobcox4565 Рік тому +3

    A.I General Grievous sounds much more threatening than actual Grievous. It sounds much more robotic, instead of just an asthmatic person talking in a bad Russian accent through a plastic tube.

  • @DarkTider
    @DarkTider Рік тому +2

    "just as count dooku predicted." - Im dead! XD Bravo!

  • @BladeCrossEXE
    @BladeCrossEXE Рік тому +3

    Just as Count Dooku predicted!

  • @lastphantom4243
    @lastphantom4243 Рік тому +1

    Palps, “Get home or I’ll throw your favorite tech in the garbage” typical guardian response

  • @sarahnonagintanovem3461
    @sarahnonagintanovem3461 Рік тому +2

    Remember guys Grievous was also a professional slugthrower sniper before becoming a cyborg.

  • @MidnightShades
    @MidnightShades Рік тому +3

    Just as Count Dooku predicted
    It rhymes like poetry

  • @blitzkrieg2928
    @blitzkrieg2928 Рік тому +4

    This and the Dooku video are masterpieces

  • @felinusfeline5559
    @felinusfeline5559 Рік тому +2

    And this is why if anyone in the Galaxy just used bullets on the jedi it would be a curbstomp.
    Deflect a bullet? You get red hot shrapnel in the face.

  • @TheAwesomeDarkNinja
    @TheAwesomeDarkNinja Рік тому +4

    There's something so funny seeing Palpatine not even bothering to put on the robes.

  • @Justice_Frog
    @Justice_Frog Рік тому +4

    I completely forgot that Rey is supposed to be Palpatines granddaughter. My mind just blocked out the sequel plot line.

  • @theepicduck6922
    @theepicduck6922 Рік тому +10

    As the founding father's intended.

  • @watership02
    @watership02 Рік тому +3

    This is quite possibly the best thing I've ever seen. The "Ratatatatatat" did it for me

  • @shadedias5563
    @shadedias5563 Рік тому +2

    Grevious shutting down attempts at the actual copypasta is hilarious

  • @kalebkahat1935
    @kalebkahat1935 Рік тому +3

    There are 2 kinds of star wars fans. The new which favor a rolling soccer ball, and the old which favor a rolling trashcan that both can beep with sentient life.
    I do wonder how many people actually enjoy c3po, I mean the dude had quite the story until everything went down hill after geonosis

  • @SpaceMonkeyBoi
    @SpaceMonkeyBoi Рік тому +4

    Did 2003 general Grevious own a gatling gun? I rest my case.

  • @PlayerDudjeHotfixtheProtogen
    @PlayerDudjeHotfixtheProtogen Рік тому +3

    what kind of threat is "if you touch her i'll clone you"

    • @JarJarStudiosPlus
      @JarJarStudiosPlus  Рік тому

      "Clone you, implant your brain in the body, then stick those droid arms up your butt"

    • @JarJarStudiosPlus
      @JarJarStudiosPlus  Рік тому

      Sorry the ai palpatine voice was not very good compared to the general grievous one

  • @lbrett7054
    @lbrett7054 Рік тому +3

    Grievous takes home security seriously, kinda reminds me of my uncle. I'm not going to say anything because I don't want him put on some kind of watch list but he is an absolute maniac went it comes to DIY home security.

  • @metroidhunter965
    @metroidhunter965 Рік тому +1

    Grievous would be the sort to buy a flamethrower off Deathwatch with the sole intention of burning the filthy space wizards alive.

  • @Crazy_iq
    @Crazy_iq Рік тому +3

    " Since that is what Nute Gunray-" 😂😂😂

  • @quinnjackson9252
    @quinnjackson9252 Рік тому +2

    I have to resort to the gatling gun in the hallway. RATATATATAT!!! LOVE IT!!

  • @parkerthomson7130
    @parkerthomson7130 Рік тому +4

    look at that Rey just retreats Runs away.

  • @TemmieContingenC
    @TemmieContingenC Рік тому +3

    Based clanker posting. God I love this TV show and it’s community.

  • @afifimran5565
    @afifimran5565 Рік тому +3

    I see only 3 Jedi.

  • @rwberger6
    @rwberger6 Рік тому +2

    Remember, the 2nd amendment says "arms" and not "muskets", so therefore I have a right to own a death star super laser.

  • @lose_dudes2692
    @lose_dudes2692 Рік тому +10

    I just discovered this channel. Why did I not know this existed before?

    • @JarJarStudiosPlus
      @JarJarStudiosPlus  Рік тому +7

      mesa do not know, but whatever da reason is yousa here now :D

    • @MrHandsomeStudios
      @MrHandsomeStudios Рік тому +3

      I discovered this channel probably around the 1k mark and thought the same. Jar Jar Studios+ are releasing masterpieces after masterpieces, plus the subscription is free!

    • @derrickstorm6976
      @derrickstorm6976 Рік тому +2

      I only found this channel after having binged other videos based on the same joke text, so that's probably why. If you think of how an algorithm would describe this, it's a pretty niche idea

  • @darthmeta6445
    @darthmeta6445 Рік тому +1

    … damn. I wish Grievous had gotten to use the multiple repeating thermal imploder launchers with interlocking fields of fire…

  • @ramblinnernd5905
    @ramblinnernd5905 Рік тому +2

    I love how AI Grievous sounds like nothing but farts.

  • @as-above-so-below-
    @as-above-so-below- Рік тому +2

    Mad respect to Palpatine for looking out for his granddaughter. The movies usually portray him as a manipulative politician but he wasn't in real life.
    He was an excellent negotiator always maintaining honesty and earnesty in his persuasion, a prolific leader in antiterrorism that the Republic had never seen, his anti deathstick policies are keeping drugs out of our school systems, but most importantly of all, he was a Father and Grandfather! Force bless this man!

  • @roflchiefmcjoflchief1791
    @roflchiefmcjoflchief1791 Рік тому +4

    I love how Grevious is not beholden to memes and is his own man when it comes to defending his home

  • @MatthewChenault
    @MatthewChenault Рік тому +3

    This is why the Outer Rim was right to secede.

  • @deputyodeath.6316
    @deputyodeath.6316 Рік тому +4

    I’ve never heard grievous sound so pissed off

  • @madmikefollower6939
    @madmikefollower6939 Рік тому +3

    Another fine addition to the collection

  • @e_brangelical
    @e_brangelical Рік тому +2

    You're a fine addition to my subscriptions

  • @hewhositsuponfroggychair5722
    @hewhositsuponfroggychair5722 Рік тому +2

    I hope you understand how much I appreciate your work

  • @berkaltuglu8140
    @berkaltuglu8140 Рік тому +8

    I laughed too hard for this.

  • @kabob0077
    @kabob0077 Рік тому +4

    1:11 Oh no, the Jedi work for the ATF!

  • @randomcenturion7264
    @randomcenturion7264 Рік тому +2

    Just as the Founding Fathers intended. Never let freedom haters take away your right to own a giant alien doggo for home defence.

  • @B1_BattleDroid
    @B1_BattleDroid Рік тому +3

    That's my boss! (I am not being held at gunpoint)

  • @Deveshkha
    @Deveshkha Рік тому +1

    I'm finna binge this channel but I gotta wait till I get home from school 💀

  • @callmebrad8431
    @callmebrad8431 Рік тому +3

    "ThAT Is ExCTLy WHaT I DeCiDEd"

  • @yuukovukovich9996
    @yuukovukovich9996 Рік тому +3

    This is a PERFECT sequel to the Count Dooku video