Meet Hans, the Angry German

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  • @khaled3433
    @khaled3433 3 роки тому +213

    Please youtube don't demonitize him it's only a statue

    • @Ellie333jmtqkl
      @Ellie333jmtqkl 3 роки тому +1

      Well its still not right to do that.

    • @cancan-vh6hh
      @cancan-vh6hh 3 роки тому +1

      @@Ellie333jmtqkl yes what do you do wen you see women with titi you touch of cours

    • @BeagleBob
      @BeagleBob 2 роки тому +1

      @@Ellie333jmtqkl it can't be wrong if it can't say no.

    • @riyasingh2729
      @riyasingh2729 Рік тому

      @@BeagleBob by that logic you mean harassing someone is good if they r defenseless and can't say no?What a logic😒By that logic it's ok to kill people in coma or to kill animals bevause they can't say no 🙄

    • @BeagleBob
      @BeagleBob Рік тому

      @@riyasingh2729 it's called sarcasm you fucking brain donor.

  • @kleinj_
    @kleinj_ 3 роки тому +230

    Ah yes se angry german in zürich, switzerland 🇨🇭

    • @DobermannJeff
      @DobermannJeff 3 роки тому +8

      Better than in Poland 🤣

    • @SpeedComparer
      @SpeedComparer  3 роки тому +75

      The Swiss francs pay better than the euro ne

    • @Fekron
      @Fekron 3 роки тому +1

      Zis is recht

    • @theebraunnisofficial
      @theebraunnisofficial 3 роки тому +2

      The texas of germany🤣

    • @i_am_ben3408
      @i_am_ben3408 3 роки тому +1

      Ich dachte mir noch so: Moment mal was macht der jetzt in Zürich? XD Aber die Schweiz ist halt schon schöner ;)

  • @rungcox4823
    @rungcox4823 3 роки тому +144

    And here I am thinking all Germans do is stare angrily at walls and then just goto work

  • @Yawanel
    @Yawanel 3 роки тому +32

    I really like this style of video. Seems more professional. You're GETTING IT RIGHT!

  • @charlespiro6917
    @charlespiro6917 3 роки тому +87

    As and Angry American i would like to extend an olive branch to my Angry German Brother.

    • @SpeedComparer
      @SpeedComparer  3 роки тому +27

      Why would you give me a branch. What a silly thing to say!

    • @charlespiro6917
      @charlespiro6917 3 роки тому +6

      @@SpeedComparer well i am a silly person

  • @thearchibaldtuttle
    @thearchibaldtuttle 3 роки тому +18

    Habe die Bahnhofstraße noch nie so leer gesehen!

  • @ejnaygfantzcg
    @ejnaygfantzcg 3 роки тому +62

    Ah jes, the jogging. I do it very often too.

  • @jeff-8511
    @jeff-8511 3 роки тому +45

    I am actually surprised that there was no beer in his daily routine 🤔

    • @TimolioHD
      @TimolioHD 3 роки тому +4

      He doesn't live in Bavaria.

    • @jeff-8511
      @jeff-8511 3 роки тому +2

      @@TimolioHD maybe that’s why 😂

    • @malte2483
      @malte2483 3 роки тому +1

      🍻

  • @EternalFaith_ICXC
    @EternalFaith_ICXC 3 роки тому +27

    I learnt how to become a true German from this guy, i knew the language, the place, the and culture, i just needed to know how to be a true German, know i need the end of covid so that i can go to Germany and get a job

  • @justkol
    @justkol 3 роки тому +25

    Ever since I was forced to film this "day in life" video... I began to dream in German.
    (I don't speak German).

    • @Zephcore02
      @Zephcore02 3 роки тому +6

      Zen yu mast lörn german to anderständ wat yu arr dreming.

    • @ZandrichMynhardt
      @ZandrichMynhardt 3 роки тому

      Story of my life.

  • @protoping
    @protoping 3 роки тому +11

    Oh man, he's holding back. That's not angry enough. He showed you the light version of my daily routine.

  • @usedsubcompact1369
    @usedsubcompact1369 3 роки тому +32

    Hello Mr. Speed Comparer and Angry German, It is been almost been a year since Angry German came back so I say congratulation but not congratulation because a year is not an accurate milestone, so therefore there shouldn't be congratulation. You should also go and review France, a third world country.

  • @TT-lq6eu
    @TT-lq6eu 3 роки тому +17

    ''what is this, where is steering wheel''

  • @maxnaidoo2152
    @maxnaidoo2152 3 роки тому +20

    I wondered what a day in the life of the Angry German was ever since I was a little girl.

  • @alikabeer1618
    @alikabeer1618 3 роки тому +10

    What my language teacher hears in my speaking test

    • @Zephcore02
      @Zephcore02 3 роки тому +2

      Sen yu mast lörn yur pronaunziäsion

  • @thegamingre-caps1205
    @thegamingre-caps1205 3 роки тому +9

    Im german and this is a pretty accurate interpretation of an Average German citizen.

  • @lotuspocus76312
    @lotuspocus76312 Рік тому

    "We have no coffee so wake me up the german way" 2:28
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @cryogenic_sleep4795
    @cryogenic_sleep4795 3 роки тому +2

    As a Puerto Rican. I enjoy looking at other cultures in different countries.

  • @andreyoung8732
    @andreyoung8732 2 роки тому

    5:03 As a German I can confirm thats how we sleep! Its incredible how accurate he matched my (plus anyone else in Germany) sleeping habit

  • @the_champions2008
    @the_champions2008 3 роки тому +1

    Bringst einen immer zum Lachen 😄

  • @waedi73
    @waedi73 3 роки тому +3

    I can show you how to make Fisch-Stäbli !
    Bratpfanne and some butter needed and fresh Zitronen !
    We eat, and afterwards you make the Abwasch ! The dessert will follow !

  • @absolutedisease1699
    @absolutedisease1699 3 роки тому +16

    I zink ze way you sleep must be ze way zey do it in western germany. I am from eastern germany, and we sleep in a standing position in a very close room between two walls. Zat is pretty uncomfortable, but necass...nexcessi.....necces....NOTWENDIG, because we have very small houses here and zere is not enough space for a bed.

    • @outofthefarm3399
      @outofthefarm3399 3 роки тому

      Im alzo from se east and we sleep in se ovfen bicose its comfttble

  • @thimHH
    @thimHH 3 роки тому +2

    Das mit den gefrorenen Fischstäbchen erinnert mich spontan an eine Sendung mit der Maus in der die Herstellung gezeigt wurde und in der letzten Szene ein Eskimo auch ein gefrorenes Fischstäbchen geknabbert hat ... und was habe ich dann als ahnungsloser Achtjähriger gemacht???? ;-)

    • @daszieher
      @daszieher 3 роки тому

      Ich kannte mal einen, der legte sie bloß ein paar Stunden in die Sonne. "Das würde reichen."

    • @giostisskylas
      @giostisskylas 3 роки тому +1

      Mit so einer Szene würdest du heute wohl umgehend wegen Anti-Eskimo Hate Speech und gemeingefährlichem Rassismus vor dem Antifa Volksgerichtshof enden und als Strafe 2 Jahre in der Harmoniehütte zusammen mit Anetta Kahane verbringen müssen.

  • @maxmurmel9222
    @maxmurmel9222 9 місяців тому +1

    As a German, I can confirm that all Germans fall asleep like this (including women) 5:00

  • @margarethany
    @margarethany 3 роки тому

    2:00 😂😂😂

  • @TheLPN05Fan
    @TheLPN05Fan 3 роки тому

    The confusion of mein kraut when the steering wheel is on the proper side in the wrong car.

  • @bigsmoke6414
    @bigsmoke6414 3 роки тому +3

    this is how wii germans go to bet
    Edit: mach mal ein GoodMorning my neighbours (würde irgendwie passen)

  • @adriancamacho85
    @adriancamacho85 3 роки тому +1

    great video!

  • @KokkiePiet
    @KokkiePiet 3 роки тому +5

    Angry German ist ein Pleonasmus! Like Schießgewehr, Vogelvoliere or Zeitchronometer!
    Zat waai it is vunnie HA HA HA

  • @MarcusConstantine_Cavalida21
    @MarcusConstantine_Cavalida21 2 роки тому

    " I drive here "
    Egg Three Four!

  • @adhirizkyputra
    @adhirizkyputra 3 роки тому

    2:57 nein, drive on the right side is the RIGHT Way to drive your car 😎😎😎😎

  • @firewolf0065
    @firewolf0065 3 роки тому

    I hope the part with the guy was not scripted, that was genius

  • @fahrlehrermo
    @fahrlehrermo 3 роки тому +1

    hahah wie immer Lustig

  • @revico9353
    @revico9353 3 роки тому

    I love u continued the German series

  • @diegocondepineiro8909
    @diegocondepineiro8909 3 роки тому +2

    Welch interessante Information dies ist.

  • @trollkinglouisgedo2041
    @trollkinglouisgedo2041 3 роки тому

    I think the real star of this is kohl.....what a guy

  • @KerisBrinkenstein
    @KerisBrinkenstein 3 роки тому +1

    "Fish do not have fingers - Do you ze this?! This is a stick!" :D

  • @thekraut11
    @thekraut11 Рік тому

    Can not down load the voice pack

  • @overlandtoshore
    @overlandtoshore 3 роки тому +1

    Well, was the water quality good?

  • @letfiguroouso
    @letfiguroouso 3 роки тому

    The Kartoffelmarkt! Hahahahahaa

  • @stopit9747
    @stopit9747 3 роки тому +1

    I only got one question for you!
    *WO IS DAS BIIIIIIIIEEERRR!!!!!!¿¿¿¿????*

  • @miyu-miyu9771
    @miyu-miyu9771 3 роки тому

    0:21 I thought this was clickbait lmao!

  • @moinmeister2912
    @moinmeister2912 3 роки тому

    guys, we will see us in 8 years, after the UA-cam algorithm
    but anyway, nice video!

  • @youngazrael
    @youngazrael 3 роки тому

    Good one 😂💪🏽

  • @adrianw7011
    @adrianw7011 3 роки тому

    I think some angry German cooking is in order complete with bier consumption

  • @nathanzoth1440
    @nathanzoth1440 3 роки тому

    I like this guy

  • @firewolf0065
    @firewolf0065 3 роки тому

    Um really proud to be a angry German myself

  • @marcelaherrerasalazar3951
    @marcelaherrerasalazar3951 3 роки тому

    Love the way German sleep

  • @pondypandylit7942
    @pondypandylit7942 3 роки тому +3

    Super sprotkamarad

  • @imjustamemerbro1506
    @imjustamemerbro1506 2 роки тому

    Where's the beer??

  • @y0gokvlt
    @y0gokvlt 3 роки тому

    cook with flammenwerfer

  • @LibertyDino
    @LibertyDino 3 роки тому

    Economical refugee enjoying life in Switzerland

  • @WyldestZakk1980
    @WyldestZakk1980 3 роки тому

    4:35 I thought it´s been called Arschbrand.

  • @aaronklein3480
    @aaronklein3480 3 роки тому

    such a not german way to sleep
    as a german you would never sleep other than straight, head at pillow and facing to the ceiling

  • @hansghunter
    @hansghunter 3 роки тому

    He is a real Wutwörker

  • @LuisRamirez-ex6yy
    @LuisRamirez-ex6yy 3 роки тому

    An efficient german day.

  • @loganwolwerine8643
    @loganwolwerine8643 3 роки тому

    I watch her videos just for his accent

    • @EisenDrache125
      @EisenDrache125 2 роки тому

      His.
      This person is male.
      Is a man.
      Not trying to act smart.

  • @ProfCalculon
    @ProfCalculon 3 роки тому

    Which City ? Bavarian Music...

  • @marthamartha900
    @marthamartha900 3 роки тому

    Fish don't have fingers aaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  • @kaktuskopf7814
    @kaktuskopf7814 3 роки тому +5

    I like to make ze joging

  • @martindowgaming4419
    @martindowgaming4419 3 роки тому +1

    Fu mean for u

  • @oskarreh8204
    @oskarreh8204 3 роки тому +2

    In which German City do you live?

  • @neti_neti_
    @neti_neti_ 3 роки тому +2

    बहुत सुन्दर प्रस्तुति , जिओ और जिने दो ।

  • @ronsky271
    @ronsky271 3 роки тому

    hahaha epic bro :)

  • @sylvester5804
    @sylvester5804 3 роки тому

    nice comrade

  • @sumoteddy4673
    @sumoteddy4673 3 роки тому

    But seriously why are these sticks called fish fingers

    • @daszieher
      @daszieher 3 роки тому +1

      In Inglisch? Keine Ahnung, zat is why we call zem "Fischstäbchen".

  • @firewolf0065
    @firewolf0065 3 роки тому

    I hope that's not enough to make youtube angry

  • @iKushy
    @iKushy 3 роки тому

    this wouldnt be so funny if he wouldnt do the accent :,D

  • @wolfyeldrim744
    @wolfyeldrim744 3 роки тому

    Like before watch Freund

  • @heinrichschneikart6279
    @heinrichschneikart6279 11 місяців тому

    Hans in bad luck

  • @loswochos9176
    @loswochos9176 3 роки тому

    Its called fischsdicks fisch dont häv fingers

    • @loswochos9176
      @loswochos9176 3 роки тому

      But it was not very german von dir ne cause fisch dont have dicks either so entweder you were inaccurate or you were tatsächlich joking wich is ineffizient

  • @parker9383
    @parker9383 3 роки тому

    Hahahah💖

  • @Sami-ji9vx
    @Sami-ji9vx 3 роки тому

    Züri OOOOOUHHHHH

  • @riderdb5260
    @riderdb5260 3 роки тому

    Are Germans like this worldwide ? 🙄😂

  • @CompuKonstantin
    @CompuKonstantin 3 роки тому

    Und where ist ze Currywurst, ne? Geht gar nicht!

  • @random_guy746
    @random_guy746 2 роки тому

    Ah ja ja ja ze german.......
    On switzerland

  • @lastminutewonder9602
    @lastminutewonder9602 3 роки тому

    I kinda want to ser him interact with a angery german women.

  • @Tatbels
    @Tatbels 3 роки тому +1

    You are sooo good at jogging 😍

  • @maks886
    @maks886 3 роки тому

    ne?

  • @ulmevend2734
    @ulmevend2734 3 роки тому

    ure not nagry, ure german mein kamerad:)

  • @MegaBYSON
    @MegaBYSON 2 роки тому

    i like to be at vone with nature nuu lool

  • @mshamsi28
    @mshamsi28 3 роки тому

    Swiss

  • @Wolfy.travel
    @Wolfy.travel 3 роки тому

    Züri wieso nensch die nid angry swiss guy

  • @varunmakwana1502
    @varunmakwana1502 3 роки тому

    I like you so much

  • @trevorphillips3293
    @trevorphillips3293 3 роки тому +1

    As boring as german citys, weiter so🤣

  • @comradedog6698
    @comradedog6698 3 роки тому

    Hallo

  • @larlecchinoallegro495
    @larlecchinoallegro495 3 роки тому

    Bin erst🙂