My German Uncle tells a story

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  • Опубліковано 14 січ 2025

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  • @SpeedComparer
    @SpeedComparer  4 роки тому +111

    Sorry for being away so long, I will be back more now. Would you like to hear more stories?

  • @TheMrZhakupov1985
    @TheMrZhakupov1985 4 роки тому +7

    If anyone wonder why in the beginning uncle said: “Hello together“, the word together in german is zusammen, and it has broad meaning depending on the context, for example: “Hallo zusammen” means “Hello everyone”, so in the direct translation in english it will be: “hello together”, im telling you this in case if someone wonder about it, cause im studying german now too)

  • @pta3407
    @pta3407 4 роки тому +15

    This is probably the most German thing I've ever seen. "Do I spider?" "Do you have all the cups in the cupboard?" Perfection!

  • @Frost67915
    @Frost67915 4 роки тому +5

    2:31 I'm watching in Poland. You also stay in your country, please 😂🙏

  • @manav3071
    @manav3071 4 роки тому +24

    "I waited for the train 5 minutes!" The reaction by Indians is exactly the same but for the opposite reason.

  • @jossevantricht8799
    @jossevantricht8799 4 роки тому +34

    Uncle franz von france ist ze uncle of uncle werner who ist der uncle von ze angry german speedcomparer!! FAMILY THREE DAS IST!!!

  • @enauaae
    @enauaae 4 роки тому +7

    "gertruht are you hear schatzi" ich sterbe😂🤣🤣🤣👍🏼

  • @miracufelix
    @miracufelix 4 роки тому +38

    Do english speaking people even understand this Kauderwelsch? XD

  • @Loothansa
    @Loothansa 4 роки тому +3

    "Ne" is the single most important element of a good german impression, ne.

  • @ivanrajski8711
    @ivanrajski8711 4 роки тому

    Englisch und Deutsch sind gerade die Sprachen, die ich mag. Und dieser Mann ist eine Mischung zwischen ihnen, das ist einfach großartig, alle diese "You do not pay das Steuergeld hier!" zuhören. Danke, dass du existierst

  • @matiurehman4786
    @matiurehman4786 4 роки тому +1

    Just saw funny German videos randomly day before yesterday, since then i am Keep watching your videos. You are so fun and you have very deep sense of humor. Please keep it up, really enjoying ✌✌☺☺

  • @FileF0und
    @FileF0und 4 роки тому +1

    I celebrate your videos! Do it along so!!

  • @ruscaryt4480
    @ruscaryt4480 4 роки тому +4

    Danke dir for the video

  • @DPPOfficial
    @DPPOfficial 4 роки тому +1

    So geil! Ich hab mich so totgelacht! Gut gemacht! Weiter so! 😂😂😂

  • @jossevantricht8799
    @jossevantricht8799 4 роки тому +13

    Werner? More leik Werner Magnus Maximilian Von Braun ne?
    Uncle Werner ist my idol !! Ne

  • @suicidal_cookie868
    @suicidal_cookie868 4 роки тому +3

    The constant ne’s are amazing

  • @janlulsdorf8354
    @janlulsdorf8354 4 роки тому +7

    Sehr gutes Video 😂😂

  • @parker9383
    @parker9383 4 роки тому +1

    I watch you so I can hear your accent. Sploosh. 😂😍

  • @Menon9767
    @Menon9767 4 роки тому +1

    Your uncle seems very nice!

  • @NorthWesternRailway4
    @NorthWesternRailway4 4 роки тому +3

    This humor was so good ja that it was some of the best and ja so it could only come from Germany.

  • @kroxpert-w-6543
    @kroxpert-w-6543 4 роки тому +17

    Ich liebe deine Videos.

  • @strebrr
    @strebrr 4 роки тому

    Ok mit "Do I spider?" hattest du mich 🤣🤣🤣

  • @junevalkyriafreyasdaughtir
    @junevalkyriafreyasdaughtir 3 роки тому

    I confirm that you always say " neh, ja , ehhh."

  • @krzysztof4815
    @krzysztof4815 4 роки тому

    Sie beschweren sich fast so wie wir in Polen. Es gefällt mir.

  • @alexanderbeck5998
    @alexanderbeck5998 4 роки тому +2

    "Do i Spider" ok der hat ne weile gebraucht 😂

    • @trevorphillips3293
      @trevorphillips3293 4 роки тому +2

      I believe i spider

    • @MegaBYSON
      @MegaBYSON 2 роки тому

      what does that mean?, is it along the lines of "do i look crazy?"

  • @shtirlitz11
    @shtirlitz11 4 роки тому

    Lol.... You are well funny dude. Nice work

  • @stephenroym.9730
    @stephenroym.9730 4 роки тому

    Very very 😅🤣😂🤣FUNNY!!!!🤣🤣🤣

  • @saleendriver
    @saleendriver 4 роки тому +5

    Of course we have many German tourists come here to Florida....where I must pay for this while you enjoy yourselves. But I don't complain....'tis the way of things. Stay well SC.

  • @emiliajojo5703
    @emiliajojo5703 4 роки тому

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣love Angie!!!

  • @theoauslodz14
    @theoauslodz14 3 роки тому

    You have ze gleichen Mixer like me in your Kochnische. Zhat Mixer mixes very effischen.

  • @nestrac
    @nestrac 4 роки тому +2

    You're right... Not German but a Dane from west Jutland.... We have germans here every summer ... So it must be some Quid pro quo... You enjoy the beaches and we take advantage of your autobahn... We have quality beer ...... Well... Pisswasser too but you at least have a choise

  • @tomfield8766
    @tomfield8766 4 роки тому

    My favourite bit was when he tried to pronounce Brittany 😂😂 “BritaNERG”

  • @sylvester5804
    @sylvester5804 4 роки тому +2

    yes

  • @ruscaryt4480
    @ruscaryt4480 4 роки тому +1

    "I will be back more now" (Speed Comparer, pinned comment)
    Last seen: 3 weeks ago

  • @maxnaidoo2152
    @maxnaidoo2152 4 роки тому

    What. That's Magic.

  • @kevinl6231
    @kevinl6231 4 роки тому +2

    Hallo Vincent from Northern California😃. Nice new apartment. If it is raining, please send some our way🔥🔥🔥. Ja? Hmm?

    • @SpeedComparer
      @SpeedComparer  4 роки тому

      you can have all the rain! And thank you!

  • @leifjhauschild5931
    @leifjhauschild5931 4 роки тому +3

    Tis funny

  • @sparky6996
    @sparky6996 3 роки тому

    Milka man! All the way to the moon!

  • @GIJoe-zm3yp
    @GIJoe-zm3yp 3 роки тому

    Do I spider? Huh!? :)))))

  • @stephenroym.9730
    @stephenroym.9730 4 роки тому +1

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣

  • @SuperAndrule
    @SuperAndrule 4 роки тому +2

    No, really. I was waiting for ICE train in the Frankfurt am Main Flughafen Bahnhoff and I had a ticket in the 1st car. But you know what????? I found a information table with instructions how to find a place on the platform, where your car stops. And I found. I was standing on the platform marked "1st car stops here" and what?? The train came vice-versa! And I run with my bag all train long to the 1st car, which was last!! Is it Germany??? Wo ist Ordnung, blyat???😂

  • @user-el5mg4it9t
    @user-el5mg4it9t 4 роки тому +1

    If a german says you talk weird you must say you come from a village near the piz palü

  • @rzezagar
    @rzezagar 4 роки тому

    Why every Swiss apartment has exactly the same door knobs and exactly the same faucet?

  • @margrethealexandrine7614
    @margrethealexandrine7614 4 роки тому

    He may trick us that there is coffee in the mug but we all know that he only drinks air

  • @EternalFaith_ICXC
    @EternalFaith_ICXC 4 роки тому +5

    It is weird that in some episodes you speak like a true German and in others you sound like a white South African, but still good vids

  • @SuperAndrule
    @SuperAndrule 4 роки тому

    I would drink with you till the end 🍻😁

  • @stumpymcstumpstump3503
    @stumpymcstumpstump3503 4 роки тому +1

    Why is there a rubber fist in the background?

  • @originallynot
    @originallynot 4 роки тому +10

    Not enough Erika or Funkerlied, 0/10, unsubscribed

  • @DPPOfficial
    @DPPOfficial 4 роки тому +2

    Dieser Onkel ist einfach so einer, der die AfD wählt!

  • @magnushubmeister605
    @magnushubmeister605 4 роки тому

    I wonder how polish people feel watching this hahaha

  • @MrRW1980
    @MrRW1980 4 роки тому

    well it is a state of emergency.......for not using the train with mask you need the special education how to sleep on your passenger seat with a pillow.....for self isolation.......you have to pull out very old methods how to live on german autobahn...:) very nice film and good to see you again:)

  • @janiemccaskill8996
    @janiemccaskill8996 3 роки тому

    😄

  • @Jan.nik97
    @Jan.nik97 4 роки тому +4

    Angelo makes me Ängry too mei frent

  • @ludwicknkulu2002
    @ludwicknkulu2002 4 роки тому

    (Jahre bitte) Yes please

  • @ak_7973
    @ak_7973 4 роки тому

    1:03 Some political party in Germany will be interested in you ;)

  • @LeanderStrano
    @LeanderStrano 4 роки тому

    Nutella german? yes.....

  • @patrese993
    @patrese993 4 роки тому +1

    Ze foreigners not paying taxes....
    Do you mean swiss people using Ausfuhrscheine?
    ;-)

  • @horsthinze9648
    @horsthinze9648 4 роки тому

    Was denn nun, Heinrich oder Werner? :-D Vom Grad der Trashigkeit her kannst du bald mit Helge Schneider mithalten.... ;-)

    • @enauaae
      @enauaae 4 роки тому

      Alles 😂

  • @straytonox1492
    @straytonox1492 4 роки тому

    just to tell you that i don't receive notification for news video

  • @alexcrews7156
    @alexcrews7156 4 роки тому

    Hi

  • @samdrinkstea
    @samdrinkstea 4 роки тому +1

    I come to Germany and pay more tax than germans 🙄

    • @enauaae
      @enauaae 4 роки тому +1

      Well well well...thats germany👍🏼

  • @ryugalaw
    @ryugalaw 4 роки тому

    No I won't stay in my country. I'm coming 😠

    • @enauaae
      @enauaae 4 роки тому

      Where you from? I could...uhm..you know..😉

    • @ryugalaw
      @ryugalaw 4 роки тому

      @@enauaae no I don't know. You could what? 0.0

  • @frankwolfi
    @frankwolfi 4 роки тому

    MOMENT MAL DID YOU SAY THAT AUSTRIA IS IN THE OSTBLOCK? BIST DU DENN VON ALLEN GUTEN GEISTERN VERLASSEN? have all the good ghosts left you?!?!?

  • @MikiderZOCKER
    @MikiderZOCKER 4 роки тому

    well i can speak english verry well, a bizzl broken und it so schnell, gel

  • @rozsasandor759
    @rozsasandor759 4 роки тому +1

    *sad Angela Merkel noises*

  • @krzysztof4815
    @krzysztof4815 4 роки тому

    You have shouted too little. WAS IST DAS?!

  • @dominikb8027
    @dominikb8027 4 роки тому

    naö :D

  • @markus_park
    @markus_park 2 роки тому

    Please stay in your country!!!!!

  • @absolutedisease1699
    @absolutedisease1699 4 роки тому

    Ze only zing that could make zis video more german, is a german shepherd driving a Panzerkampfwagen while it sings "Erika". But the "adult-toy" in the background is a bit confusing.
    Oh and here is one fact: The roads in England are so bad, that everyone has to drive on the left side of the road, the right side is full of holes und so.

  • @muhdpeep
    @muhdpeep 4 роки тому +6

    you gained weight 😭