The Simpsons - World Without Zinc

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  • @DaWoWzer
    @DaWoWzer Рік тому +11726

    I love the idea of this alternate world where zinc never existed yet every invention was still designed as if it did exist.

    • @seronymus
      @seronymus Рік тому +332

      They used tin and/or magnesium instead?

    • @somoneelse3488
      @somoneelse3488 Рік тому +193

      Such is the magic of Coily the Spring Sprite

    • @potatoheadpokemario1931
      @potatoheadpokemario1931 Рік тому +82

      @@seronymus but then why did it not work?

    • @seronymus
      @seronymus Рік тому +157

      @@potatoheadpokemario1931 inferior metals to Almighty Zinc

    • @elchicogore9517
      @elchicogore9517 Рік тому +188

      It was like, if Zinc just suddenly disappeared

  • @queencancerous5332
    @queencancerous5332 3 роки тому +6207

    I love that his first instinct after his phone didn’t work was to blow his brains out.

    • @TBustah
      @TBustah 2 роки тому +352

      If it was a zoomer with a smart phone, I could believe it.

    • @ENCHANTMEN_
      @ENCHANTMEN_ 2 роки тому +396

      Insert edgy twelve year old saying "something something society" and thinking they're deep

    • @kisbie
      @kisbie Рік тому +117

      The Simpsons predicted… ah, the hell with this.

    • @thewisenoodle1116
      @thewisenoodle1116 Рік тому +73

      @@ENCHANTMEN_ this says a lot about society... and yet, we live in one...

    • @cheesetownboatrepairmainte2101
      @cheesetownboatrepairmainte2101 Рік тому

      You would blow your brains out if someone took your children’s toys away from you. Cope harder nerd.

  • @bobstevenson3130
    @bobstevenson3130 Рік тому +984

    You thought you were going to write a comment, weren't you, Jimmy? Well think again! The printed circuit board inside your computer was made of, you guessed it, zinc!

    • @SarafinaSummers
      @SarafinaSummers Рік тому +3

      OMG, the simpsons' predicted 2023 and everyone hating being away from their phones! /l

    • @Harpy-with-Legs
      @Harpy-with-Legs 11 місяців тому +3

      zinc

    • @FernieCanto
      @FernieCanto 11 місяців тому +31

      Without zinc, I can't read mean comments from random assholes on the internet! COME BACK, ZINC

    • @hiya-de5hd
      @hiya-de5hd 4 місяці тому +4

      Dear God what have I done

    • @Wepawnet
      @Wepawnet 3 місяці тому

  • @gmacattack22
    @gmacattack22 2 роки тому +6278

    The handgun shooting twice as he expresses his thankfulness for zinc always kills me

  • @thundervaart
    @thundervaart 3 роки тому +12401

    Question is: What crazy thing drove Jimmy to wish for a world without zinc?

    • @alfredhinton8792
      @alfredhinton8792 3 роки тому +1157

      Dr doofenshmirtz of course

    • @HylianFox3
      @HylianFox3 3 роки тому +847

      The springs of the couch he was repairing were made of... ZINC!

    • @Evemeister12
      @Evemeister12 3 роки тому +113

      Zinc

    • @WVUer21
      @WVUer21 3 роки тому +520

      Zinc killed his mom, siblings, and burned their house down.
      PLOT TWIST: Zinc is Jimmy's father

    • @thomaslandry283
      @thomaslandry283 3 роки тому +90

      He Thought Zinc was a bad thing

  • @andersolin3084
    @andersolin3084 Рік тому +2065

    So the next time you're walking on the beach, enjoying an hourglass, or making cheap, low-grade windshields, think where we'd be without sand!

    • @jordanverbeek5121
      @jordanverbeek5121 Рік тому +78

      #Sand, sand, saaaaaand!#

    • @flyhyland
      @flyhyland Рік тому +126

      *Anakin Skywalker disliked this comment.*

    • @adamk203
      @adamk203 Рік тому +32

      Enjoying hourglasses is one of my favorite activities. My life would be devoid of meaning without sand.

    • @simonnachreiner8380
      @simonnachreiner8380 Рік тому +12

      Are we talking sand or are we talking Silica
      Because those are two _very_ similar but not at all the same thing.

    • @drmikehuntphd7905
      @drmikehuntphd7905 Рік тому +5

      concrete bro

  • @scottsanderson8065
    @scottsanderson8065 2 роки тому +2310

    I like how the man just drags Jimmy along, waiting for him to fail at something, before telling him that the problem is lack of zinc.

    • @svguerin3
      @svguerin3 Рік тому +44

      Lol! All with a pleasant smile and smoking his pipe

    • @somoneelse3488
      @somoneelse3488 Рік тому +19

      At least Coily was honest and upfront about his joy in his victim’s suffering

    • @RaptorFromWeegee
      @RaptorFromWeegee Рік тому

      Wellp, Jimmy, you're goin to be in the mens rooms for a loooong time kiddo, cause, guess what? You've got yourself a zinc deficiency! So no more soft stools for you, young man.

    • @Vlad_Salami_Gamig
      @Vlad_Salami_Gamig Рік тому +5

      Zinc issue

    • @squidwad6563
      @squidwad6563 Рік тому +3

      @@somoneelse3488 damn you coily

  • @redram5150
    @redram5150 3 роки тому +3028

    I always loved 1950s white lab coat industrials that spoke about the most mundane topics earnestly and full of hope. And when the Simpsons lampooned them with this I laughed until I cried. The idea of one of those films done in an “It’s a wonderful life” format, only instead of wishing he wasn’t born, George Bailey wishes Zinc never existed. I really wondered how his guardian angel, Clarence, would have reacted... or if he’d have gotten his wings

    • @gnalkhere
      @gnalkhere 3 роки тому +119

      When porn was illegal once upon a time there were films called "White Coaters" where a guy dressed in a white lab coat would bookend porn with "education" and end the film with something like "and now you know what to do on your honeymoon"

    • @MxArgent
      @MxArgent 2 роки тому +52

      This bit always kinda struck me as a riff on 1940's A Case of Spring Fever ( ua-cam.com/video/4ttYlcrA7ys/v-deo.html ) in particular. Someone on the writing team must've been a MST3k fan!

    • @palaceofwisdom9448
      @palaceofwisdom9448 2 роки тому +73

      "Think again George. Angel wings are made of... you guessed it, zinc!"

    • @kreuner11
      @kreuner11 Рік тому +5

      I still find and watch them on UA-cam from time to time

    • @jpc2470
      @jpc2470 Рік тому +7

      @@gnalkherea bit like what eventually became “Fuzzy Bunny’s Guide To You-Know-What” on the show

  • @Blaze5x5x5
    @Blaze5x5x5 Рік тому +616

    Poor Krabappel. At least she got a much better life for a while later in the show. Rest in peace.

    • @crankyinmv
      @crankyinmv Рік тому +51

      RIZ: Rest In Zinc.

    • @jokestermasteroflaughter7754
      @jokestermasteroflaughter7754 Рік тому +29

      She deserved it wish Ned and her could still be happy

    • @radscorpion8
      @radscorpion8 11 місяців тому +1

      krab apple

    • @SD-cw3gm
      @SD-cw3gm 11 місяців тому +17

      I’ve been calling her Crandall!

    • @xcoder1122
      @xcoder1122 11 місяців тому +12

      If my teacher in primary school had offered me to stay and talk about anything, I would have taken up the offer ... question is only if she would have been happy about my choice of topics 🤷‍♂

  • @TheMidnightPhil
    @TheMidnightPhil Рік тому +428

    There are so many gold jokes throughout this, but for some reason I liked the "Mrs. Crabapple, I haven't seen you since we doubled our prices. Still teaching?" I think it's how cheerfully Apu mentions doubling the entire store's prices, and how the show just lets the joke sneak by without feeling the need to draw a ton of extra attention to it.

    • @peterclarke7240
      @peterclarke7240 Рік тому +52

      It's a very deep joke. Why did the prices double? Where has she been shopping prior to this scene? Why is she shopping there today?!?!
      It's an absolute rabbit-hole of socioeconomic commentary and the politics of enforced hopelessness.

    • @Glasgowphilosopher
      @Glasgowphilosopher 11 місяців тому +24

      Many of the jokes are gold, but the best ones are zinc.

    • @ThatNoobKing
      @ThatNoobKing 11 місяців тому +3

      @@Glasgowphilosopher thank goodness we live in a world with zinc 👍

    • @kelvin4910
      @kelvin4910 11 місяців тому +2

      ​@@peterclarke7240it's not that deep I feel

    • @edwardspencer-small7021
      @edwardspencer-small7021 10 місяців тому +7

      ​@@peterclarke7240plot twist: Apu sees her every day, he doubled the shop prices that very morning.

  • @MrOtisotis
    @MrOtisotis 4 роки тому +1547

    i find it kind of funny that just not being able to start his car or make a phone call drove him to wanting to shoot himself

  • @kevnar
    @kevnar Рік тому +1574

    I love the idea that he goes from zero to blowing his head off after two minor setbacks.

    • @SarafinaSummers
      @SarafinaSummers Рік тому +46

      It's a known phenominon amongst negotiators and detectives. It's called "the double whammy". It could be one big thing and one little thing, but you go over the edge. It's not a guarantee, but if that person is going to do it then they're going to.

    • @polreamonn
      @polreamonn 11 місяців тому +3

      @stangiliadov9038 Now would zinc do that if it didn't exist?

    • @aarontooth
      @aarontooth 11 місяців тому +23

      You didn't see how hot his girlfriend was. Her parents were out-of-town. I'd have done the same thing.

    • @SamuelBlack84
      @SamuelBlack84 11 місяців тому +7

      Many individuals are two antidepressants away from doing the same thing

    • @danitho
      @danitho 11 місяців тому +5

      Well, to be fair they're not minor. For example, no ambulance, firefighter, or police can be called or be mobile until an alternative for zinc can be found.

  • @travisgray7010
    @travisgray7010 4 роки тому +2141

    without the Simpsons I wouldn't of known how important zinc was

    • @scsi_joe
      @scsi_joe 3 роки тому +33

      Same here. I didn't know how many things require zinc

    • @tudorjason
      @tudorjason 3 роки тому +29

      It's true! The Simpsons can be educational!

    • @jessebeagle1367
      @jessebeagle1367 3 роки тому +13

      I wouldn't know shit about the world without the simpsons

    • @TBustah
      @TBustah 2 роки тому +61

      **wouldn’t have**

    • @soundspark
      @soundspark 2 роки тому +32

      Except that in real life car batteries are made of lead, and firing pins are made of high strength steel.

  • @ConspiracistLizardMan
    @ConspiracistLizardMan Рік тому +760

    As a kid I've laughed at this woman. As an adult, each passing day I feel more like her

    • @TheRealJochen
      @TheRealJochen Рік тому +38

      Hope it gets better

    • @rhuttrho88
      @rhuttrho88 11 місяців тому +10

      Not feeling so pretty, huh?🥺😔

    • @EugeneOneguine
      @EugeneOneguine 11 місяців тому +48

      Did you really laugh at her as a kid ? I always found that sad

    • @Rando_Shyte
      @Rando_Shyte 11 місяців тому +27

      Every day is a black abyss. But other than that all good!

    • @TheRealJochen
      @TheRealJochen 11 місяців тому +1

      @@Rando_Shyte i hope it gets better for you too

  • @krealyesitisbeta5642
    @krealyesitisbeta5642 Рік тому +91

    This being his dream means he at least subconsciously knew the importance of zinc already

    • @okamijubei
      @okamijubei Місяць тому

      @@krealyesitisbeta5642 unless that guy is a ghost or angel goes in his mind

  • @kjj26k
    @kjj26k Рік тому +132

    Came for the the world without zinc, left with depression for the poor teacher.

  • @Cookieboymonster1962
    @Cookieboymonster1962 Рік тому +253

    There's no way in the world I'm wishing for a world without zinc, not after watching that!

    • @CallMeMimi27
      @CallMeMimi27 Рік тому +4

      I am! just to watch the world collapse! muahahahahaha

    • @darthmaul7434
      @darthmaul7434 Рік тому +1

      Better, a world of without carbon, basically how to end all life.

    • @CallMeMimi27
      @CallMeMimi27 Рік тому +2

      @@darthmaul7434 no carbon means... oh god... everything is carbon...

    • @darthmaul7434
      @darthmaul7434 Рік тому +1

      @@CallMeMimi27 And hydrogen

    • @crankyinmv
      @crankyinmv Рік тому

      I'd hate to live in a world where I can;t shoot myself.

  • @billkasperdotcom
    @billkasperdotcom Рік тому +92

    "No springs!" (Coily the zinc spring sprite)

    • @coruscant100
      @coruscant100 Рік тому +20

      "Oh, and no redemption by the way!"

    • @sslocke
      @sslocke Рік тому +14

      Look its Coily's Army of Darkness

    • @ackbarfan5556
      @ackbarfan5556 Рік тому +15

      “Well, I still don’t have to fix the couch, so eat me!”

    • @michaeljamessegura2518
      @michaeljamessegura2518 Рік тому +5

      NO WAFFLES

    • @MIIRBH
      @MIIRBH Рік тому +1

      No brass either, so no bullet casings

  • @tudorjason
    @tudorjason 3 роки тому +409

    The fact that the use of a gun for suicide would be depicted in a children's educational strip is both hilarious and disturbing!

    • @mr.evasion
      @mr.evasion 2 роки тому +48

      1:01
      Ive just watched it on Channel 4 UK and the gun to the head bit was cut, wrecking the sketch and robbing me of a much needed laugh ...
      Sacrilege!

    • @TheDeathmail
      @TheDeathmail Рік тому +9

      It's only disturbing because we're weak...

    • @Kid_Charlemagne76
      @Kid_Charlemagne76 Рік тому +25

      Back then, people weren't as sensitive and childish about guns like they are now

    • @florinivan6907
      @florinivan6907 Рік тому

      @@Kid_Charlemagne76 Indoctrination by the system has created the current issue. People aren't born weak they're made by society.

    • @shihanafridhi9517
      @shihanafridhi9517 Рік тому +7

      ​@@Kid_Charlemagne76 I want these days back

  • @JediMaster362
    @JediMaster362 Рік тому +84

    As soon as she starts offering her students to learn more about zinc, you start to feel bad for Edna.

    • @LilGumball292
      @LilGumball292 11 місяців тому +3

      Yeah

    • @neglectfulsausage7689
      @neglectfulsausage7689 8 місяців тому +2

      I dont. I laugh. She probably rejected guys that would've been there for her and she thought she was too good for them until she got dumped repeatedly by the guys she wanted. Now she's alone, as she should be.

    • @ahorribleperson3302
      @ahorribleperson3302 8 місяців тому +15

      @@neglectfulsausage7689 Bro, what?

    • @neglectfulsausage7689
      @neglectfulsausage7689 8 місяців тому

      im saying if a woman is alone and lonely in her 30s and 40s its because she chose it.@@ahorribleperson3302

    • @markborishnikoff5485
      @markborishnikoff5485 4 місяці тому

      @@ahorribleperson3302he’s been watching too many mgtow videos

  • @geejayhey
    @geejayhey Рік тому +21

    His car had no battery, but the starter motor still made a noise when he turned the key. What a world without zinc.

    • @Zenith_Star69
      @Zenith_Star69 11 місяців тому

      they also have yellow skin

    • @twistedyogert
      @twistedyogert 7 місяців тому

      Nothing should've happened then.

  • @edwardspencer-small7021
    @edwardspencer-small7021 10 місяців тому +25

    What a rollercoaster this video sets you on, from the giddy heights of learning how important a world with zinc is, to the lowly lows of Edna's crippling loneliness.

  • @GalenNight
    @GalenNight Рік тому +194

    I know it’s supposed to be a joke but the gun still should have worked since zinc would make for a poor firing pin metal as it’s too soft.

    • @polygondwanaland8390
      @polygondwanaland8390 Рік тому +14

      Could just be a cheap, garbage gun.

    • @MCPOSJ117films
      @MCPOSJ117films Рік тому

      @@polygondwanaland8390old cheap Saturday night special guns i think were made of zinc before they made them illegal.

    • @Whiskey-cr9dq
      @Whiskey-cr9dq Рік тому +32

      @@polygondwanaland8390 the hi point didn't exist in the 50s hyuck hyuck

    • @garfoonga1
      @garfoonga1 Рік тому +86

      The joke is that all those things would still exist without zinc, a rotary mechanism in a phone can be made with any metal. Anodes and cathodes dont need zinc as the catalyst. And as you said, a firing pin can be any relatively hard metal.

    • @carthienesdevilsadvocatenr2806
      @carthienesdevilsadvocatenr2806 Рік тому +41

      More to the point... it had a hammer. It didn't need a firing pin.
      All three examples given can be made without zinc, and even when zinc is used it's typically in an alloy. Meaning that reproducing the design without zinc should still work (lower quality, but still)

  • @AdamasOldblade
    @AdamasOldblade Рік тому +341

    I learned more about zinc in 45 seconds from the Simpsons than public schooling.

    • @texaswunderkind
      @texaswunderkind Рік тому +28

      Except there is no zinc in car batteries or handgun firing pins.

    • @andieallison6792
      @andieallison6792 Рік тому +2

      Because it's not true

    • @theshlauf
      @theshlauf Рік тому +15

      Should have stayed late to talk with your depressed teacher about Zinc.

    • @PRubin-rh4sr
      @PRubin-rh4sr Рік тому +3

      Then you should have paid more attention.

    • @seronymus
      @seronymus Рік тому +1

      ​@@texaswunderkindreally?

  • @stateofflorida5082
    @stateofflorida5082 Рік тому +60

    Out of all the dream sequences Ive seen, this is the most relatable. For me, its never mundane but never total nonsense. Always something like wishing zinc never existed, for some reason.

  • @OverTonesOfLevi
    @OverTonesOfLevi 3 роки тому +301

    What did Zinc do to Billy to make him want to live in a world without Zinc?

    • @kumardickshit1530
      @kumardickshit1530 2 роки тому +14

      It starts with r and rhymes with grape

    • @reconbravo104
      @reconbravo104 Рік тому +29

      "Wait, the protagonist of Life Without Zinc is called Jimmy? I've been calling him Billy! All this time I've been making an idiot out of myself!"- you at some point presumably

    • @Pnuemonia-Nakey
      @Pnuemonia-Nakey Рік тому +17

      Someone murdered his father with a knife made of zinc

    • @splatjam64
      @splatjam64 Рік тому +11

      ​@@kumardickshit1530Clearly the only logical conclusion one could make to this comment is "reshape!" 😃

    • @thewiseoldfox
      @thewiseoldfox Рік тому

      ​@@splatjam64nah I bet they talking about popular NFT "Red Ape"

  • @CalderaFinance
    @CalderaFinance Рік тому +97

    "No zinc! No zinc my friend!"
    -Soily the Zinc Sprite

    • @steviewolfeofficial
      @steviewolfeofficial Рік тому +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @somoneelse3488
      @somoneelse3488 Рік тому +6

      I heard your wish and, well you’re gonna get it! No zinc for you from now on!

    • @BevoBill31
      @BevoBill31 Рік тому +5

      Zinc makes the best springs

    • @esperanceburning5666
      @esperanceburning5666 Рік тому +7

      I've just been scrolling through this comments looking for someone who knew what this Simpsons moment was a reference to. Coily forever. 😂

    • @EstebanGunn
      @EstebanGunn Рік тому +11

      "So one clod says one thing and the whole world pays?"
      "Yeah..."

  • @John_3_16
    @John_3_16 Рік тому +18

    "I haven't seen you since we doubled our prices."
    I can't imagine why that was

  • @aluisious
    @aluisious Рік тому +17

    Small joke is that only a really poor quality handgun would have a zinc firing pin.

    • @GunSpyEnthusiast
      @GunSpyEnthusiast Рік тому

      i knew that zinc didn't have some bullshit quality to make it have a monopoly on firing pins.

    • @gastonbell108
      @gastonbell108 Рік тому +4

      Wasn't an intentional joke, they just didn't know metallurgy. You don't use soft metals like zinc for any striking object. It bends and deforms far too easily.
      There are pot-metal (zinc alloy) saturday night special pistols, but even those have a steel firing pin and spring.

    • @riclate2013
      @riclate2013 3 місяці тому

      Mostly old firearms from what I understand that have some traces of zinc. Though nowadays and for awhile now, most did away with zinc it's all in 7075 aluminum or 4140 to 4150 and 416R steel these days.

  • @bajsbrev4651
    @bajsbrev4651 Рік тому +52

    God this show used to have such soul

    • @rhuttrho88
      @rhuttrho88 11 місяців тому

      The woketards sucked it out! Then regurgitated it into the devil!😢

  • @PointyTailofSatan
    @PointyTailofSatan 11 місяців тому +13

    When I was a chemistry major, we had a shrine setup for Zinc. Sadly, there ended up being a war with the Tin worshippers.

  • @marccuypers9928
    @marccuypers9928 Рік тому +10

    0:50 Jimmy might be back in a world with zink, but he is still caught in a Betty-less bed.

  • @mrs323
    @mrs323 Рік тому +110

    " Still teaching?"
    "Let's see."
    *Scratches off ticket that looks like a winner but ends up being a loser*
    "One more day at least."
    Yeah, that hits hard

    • @RatFrier2.0
      @RatFrier2.0 Рік тому +10

      This went from a goofy video to sad

  • @joshslater2426
    @joshslater2426 5 місяців тому +4

    Let’s be honest, who could ever live in a world without Zinc?

  • @callumsykes1307
    @callumsykes1307 3 роки тому +169

    No car battery and yet the starter motor is clearly heard cranking the engine? Are we supposed to believe this is some kind of 😆 magical starter motor? I sure hope someone was fired for that mistake.

    • @zrxdoug
      @zrxdoug 3 роки тому +34

      Well, there was also a dial tone on the phone that couldn't function, and firing pins have never been made of zinc..so there's that.
      Just repeat to yourself "It's just a show, I should really just relax."
      And be thankful you don't have to live in a world without springs!

    • @vestanpance9461
      @vestanpance9461 3 роки тому +31

      A wizard did it

    • @LTPottenger
      @LTPottenger 2 роки тому +10

      They tried to shoot him but there was no firing pin

    • @LFTRnow
      @LFTRnow 2 роки тому +3

      Also there's no zinc in a lead acid car battery, which is what they would have been using at the time.

    • @ob2kenobi388
      @ob2kenobi388 2 роки тому +8

      They tried to, but the printer for his pink slip had zinc parts.

  • @RaptorFromWeegee
    @RaptorFromWeegee Рік тому +3

    But don't forget that the most important kind of zinc, is ZINC OXIDE!
    Without it, there'd be no brake controls, sand, pacemakers, prosthetic limbs, or safety catches for anyones sons rifles.
    -This has been a Samuel L Bronkowitz production

  • @halotubb1110
    @halotubb1110 4 роки тому +71

    Yep. That's where I keep my revolver.
    The end table

    • @texaswunderkind
      @texaswunderkind Рік тому +5

      My Lifetime NRA Membership-having father in law did. No gun safes or trigger locks for him. I asked why, and he said the brown people aren't going to wait for you to enter the combination to your safe if they break into your home. Classy guy. He's gone now.

    • @Mightylcanis
      @Mightylcanis Рік тому +6

      @@texaswunderkind Though he said it in a less-than-PC way, the message isn't wrong. A home invader, whatever color they may be, isn't going to wait politely for you to open your safe or undo your trigger lock.

    • @kjj26k
      @kjj26k Рік тому +3

      ​@@Mightylcanis
      However, if there are ever kids in that house, you better be a good parent/guardian or there will be tragedy.

    • @DemonicAdj
      @DemonicAdj Рік тому +2

      @texaswunderkind1493 "Accidentally" shot himself? A lot of gun-related fatalities in the home in America, and unfortunately not very many of them involved break-ins.
      There's a careful line of "readiness" that's a razor's edge between "defenseless" and "fatally negligent."
      Some kid gets into it (they get curious) or some family member has a hair-trigger temper without a safety.
      Options there are:
      1. find that zone between "secure" and "available."
      2. Make sure your family is well-adjusted and well-trained in trigger discipline.
      3. Live alone, or kill your family before one of them snaps and kills you. (Statistically speaking, of course).

    • @twistedyogert
      @twistedyogert 7 місяців тому

      ​@Mightylcanis I can understand that if he didn't have children but far too many children have gotten a hold of their parent's guns and hurt themselves or someone else with them.

  • @tkbrendini299
    @tkbrendini299 11 місяців тому +12

    I forget how amazing Simpson's portrayal of real life in its mundane state can be and relatable. I appreciate more of the art of the second half.

  • @Greenpoloboy3
    @Greenpoloboy3 Рік тому +35

    Each night before bed, I remember how grateful I am, that we live in a world with zinc

  • @supergonk6485
    @supergonk6485 10 місяців тому +6

    Think again Jimmy... dreams are made of zinc, you wernt dreaming, its real!

  • @jjjj8644
    @jjjj8644 6 місяців тому +3

    "I haven't seen you since we doubled the prices" LOL

  • @aro327
    @aro327 Рік тому +7

    I lost my dog, Zinc, yesterday. It sucks living in a world without Zinc.

    • @bobbylee2853
      @bobbylee2853 11 місяців тому

      He was a great smell hound.

  • @michaellopez4746
    @michaellopez4746 Рік тому +27

    I like how zinc doesnt exist but the inventions do just without it.

  • @GunSpyEnthusiast
    @GunSpyEnthusiast Рік тому +11

    one of the best parts is I'm pretty sure that the gun could have easily just had its zinc replaced by another material.
    same for the phone most likely.

  • @TheAllSeeingEye2468
    @TheAllSeeingEye2468 3 роки тому +32

    Why did he even wish for a world without zinc and why would people invent stuff that needs zinc in a zinkless world?

    • @Macapta
      @Macapta 3 роки тому +17

      Right? It’s unzincable!

    • @themonsterunderyourbed9408
      @themonsterunderyourbed9408 Рік тому

      The left brainwashed him to think zinc was the cause of climate change.

    • @somdudewillson
      @somdudewillson 11 місяців тому +3

      I mean, given it was a wish, presumably all the zinc was just deleted from his world.

  • @jacksoncopeland4507
    @jacksoncopeland4507 11 місяців тому +6

    As someone who did their undergraduate thesis on zinc ores, I deeply appreciate this scene

  • @Standbackforscience
    @Standbackforscience 11 місяців тому +4

    No springs!

  • @shuntguy
    @shuntguy 4 роки тому +26

    Bingo, bango. Sugar in the gas tank. The ex-husband strikes again.

    • @Shawn-st2lx
      @Shawn-st2lx Рік тому +5

      I can't believe he left that part out.

  • @mariomanuelgarciaflores827
    @mariomanuelgarciaflores827 Рік тому +15

    Damn I wanted to learn about the zinc and now I feel bad about Ms. Krabbapple

  • @barbarafisher1517
    @barbarafisher1517 Рік тому +5

    I love how they still made the products even though they could not work without Zinc

  • @ninjifansmpj420
    @ninjifansmpj420 Рік тому +8

    So, we learned that a lot of objects work with Zinc, such as car batteries, telephones, handguns, etc... If Zinc never existed, life would suck.

  • @masterklaw4527
    @masterklaw4527 Рік тому +4

    Our nerves can't function without zinc.

  • @makitstop
    @makitstop Рік тому +8

    bruh i hate it when i have a stress dream about zinc

  • @mrmusickhimself
    @mrmusickhimself 11 місяців тому +2

    This was a clear parody of the "NO SPRINGS!" PSA that MST3K made fun of.

  • @peterg6889
    @peterg6889 5 років тому +24

    0:28 PG

  • @Shinzon23
    @Shinzon23 Рік тому +5

    The funny thing is that firing pins have been made out of stuff That wasn't zinc for quite a while. It was in fact rare to have the maid of any sort of zinc alloy until relatively recently.

  • @jeocarrillo8656
    @jeocarrillo8656 Рік тому +3

    Welp I definitely learned new 3 things about zinc I didn’t know before

  • @duncanurquhart5278
    @duncanurquhart5278 2 місяці тому +2

    i feel like someone in the writer's room got stuck talking to someone in the zinc industry at a party one time and was determined to turn that experience into something useful

  • @nekomasteryoutube3232
    @nekomasteryoutube3232 3 роки тому +17

    I'm the dumb ass nerd that probably would stay behind for a moment just to ask a few things about Zinc. Its one of those metals that seems to have few noticable big uses but without it you'd die and a lot of galvanized stuff would rust away (as zinc galvanized stuff is the biggest used of it)

    • @dundermifflinity
      @dundermifflinity 3 роки тому +5

      Wow wow wow. Wow.

    • @jschnei3
      @jschnei3 3 роки тому +6

      @@dundermifflinity car batteries are TIGHT

    • @kjj26k
      @kjj26k Рік тому +1

      Same honestly. I just really like understanding my f*cking surroundings, guess that makes me a freak. And people wonder why they have no control in their lives.

    • @seronymus
      @seronymus Рік тому

      ​@@kjj26kcuriosity gives spice to life and makes geniuses

    • @nuclearcatbaby1131
      @nuclearcatbaby1131 Рік тому

      Me too. I just learned a whole load about zinc after suffering a deficiency (induced by mercury poisoning) in 2020.

  • @Classic_Tomfoolery
    @Classic_Tomfoolery 11 місяців тому +2

    i can just imagine the title. What a Mineral life

  • @DarrenMc
    @DarrenMc 3 місяці тому +1

    "Are you still teaching?"
    "Let's see..."

  • @Fredfredbug4
    @Fredfredbug4 Рік тому +5

    Simpson’s side character lore goes so deep

  • @Sigh95
    @Sigh95 4 місяці тому +2

    His parents just keep a loaded handgun in a drawer by the phone 😂

  • @Bluey
    @Bluey 3 роки тому +15

    it was a dream, that means we don't actually need zinc!

  • @CL62125
    @CL62125 11 місяців тому +2

    I love how even though the car has no battery he can still crank the starter

  • @someguybreaks
    @someguybreaks 4 роки тому +8

    Come back zinc...

  • @charlesburns7391
    @charlesburns7391 28 днів тому

    Most important zinc contributions to the world:
    - Car Battery
    - Rotary mechanism in phones
    - Firing pin in gun

  • @HunterShows
    @HunterShows Рік тому +3

    That's nothing. Imagine a world without sand.

    • @r0bw00d
      @r0bw00d Рік тому

      I'm sure that Anakin Skywalker had.

  • @LocalPizzaTowerAddict
    @LocalPizzaTowerAddict 3 місяці тому +1

    Jimmy: *Jumps off a building to die*
    Business Man: "Sorry Jimmy but the gravity is also made of...Z I N C"
    Jimmy: "aw :(" *casually floats back up*

  • @fox971000
    @fox971000 Рік тому +6

    I think it's sad that Edna feels lonely :( Few feelings are worse than that

    • @seanwebb605
      @seanwebb605 Рік тому

      Some of us are more stressed out about being among crowds.

    • @fox971000
      @fox971000 Рік тому +3

      @@seanwebb605 being lonlely doesn't mean being stressed out among crowds. It means not having anyone to go to, or to talk to, about your problems, feelings, etc. It is quite something awful.

    • @seanwebb605
      @seanwebb605 Рік тому +1

      @@fox971000 Do I need to speak slower for you?

    • @fox971000
      @fox971000 Рік тому

      You're not talking you're writing@@seanwebb605

  • @thejonathan130
    @thejonathan130 11 місяців тому +1

    That's a dial tone. Indicating that the telephone was indeed working

  • @jeremytung1632
    @jeremytung1632 Рік тому +4

    The only thing I can think of worse than a world without zinc is one without waffles.

  • @aegisofhonor
    @aegisofhonor 5 місяців тому +1

    "Chef Lonely Hearts Soup for One". They used to slide in those jokes back in the day.

  • @VerdeMorte
    @VerdeMorte 11 місяців тому +1

    She was willing to do their homework just to have some company...

  • @krichenboi
    @krichenboi 3 місяці тому +3

    The fuck why did he even wish for a world without zinc

  • @crescentfreshbret
    @crescentfreshbret 3 місяці тому +1

    The whole concept of a children’s educational film (and an old, black and white one at that) that ends with the main character nearly shooting himself in the head because of a huge mistake he made is just one of the many things that made old school Simpsons a sitcom that was in a league of its own.

  • @kevinblount7142
    @kevinblount7142 10 місяців тому +3

    Went from “can’t call my girl” to “time to die” pretty quick, eh, Jimmy?

  • @yacobo4397
    @yacobo4397 Рік тому +1

    Not being able to drive a car and use a phone was all it took for this guy to attempt suicide

  • @marvelsandals4228
    @marvelsandals4228 Рік тому +29

    "...I'll do your homework for you..."
    Wow, not even that worked? I'd have stayed haha
    Damn, its ice cold in here

  • @bartsanders1553
    @bartsanders1553 11 місяців тому +2

    This is nothing next to "A world without springs"

  • @basedbattledroid3507
    @basedbattledroid3507 Рік тому +12

    I like how they still built cars and guns and phones in a world without zinc

  • @ryanartward
    @ryanartward 4 місяці тому

    This scene has been living in my head for 20 years.

  • @zerofox8756
    @zerofox8756 Рік тому +9

    Now every single time I pick up Zinc In a Pokémon game I think of this scene.

  • @xxxx85
    @xxxx85 4 місяці тому +1

    Was a long time since I saw this. I didn't remember the loneliness of Edna like this.
    "We can talk about anything. I'll do your homework for ya." while holding her hands..
    I didn't use to know feeling very lonely is a reality in many people's lives. Aww 😔

  • @GaspardDuMaurierEsq
    @GaspardDuMaurierEsq 4 роки тому +105

    I work at a zinc mine and find this quite funny.

    • @scsi_joe
      @scsi_joe 3 роки тому +12

      makes you realize your work is that much more important!

    • @GaspardDuMaurierEsq
      @GaspardDuMaurierEsq 3 роки тому +8

      @@scsi_joe I think it is.

    • @lewis6648
      @lewis6648 3 роки тому +5

      To be honest, I think we should live in a world without it.

    • @scsi_joe
      @scsi_joe 3 роки тому +6

      @@GaspardDuMaurierEsq I mean, the job you do is technically an essential service.

    • @Zuwie4
      @Zuwie4 3 роки тому +18

      @@lewis6648 So, trying to leave a comment, huh Lewis? Nice try! Your computer hardware requires - you guessed it!

  • @henrymorgan8335
    @henrymorgan8335 Рік тому +1

    Flanders could never offer to zinc Homer's sniffer.

  • @naterksmr
    @naterksmr Рік тому +7

    "Sorry, Jimmy. But in a world without Zinc, your finger lags its digging ability. So your nose will remain unpicked."

  • @AlfredFJones1776
    @AlfredFJones1776 11 місяців тому +1

    This is a parody of a 50’s educational film where a dude wishes that springs didn’t exist and goes through similar problems except he doesn’t try to kill himself.

  • @somebuddyX
    @somebuddyX 3 роки тому +6

    Poor Mrs. Crandall.

    • @ryandalton2834
      @ryandalton2834 Рік тому

      That’s “Krabappel”

    • @ndschau
      @ndschau 10 місяців тому +2

      Her name is Crandall? I’ve been calling her Krabappel! I’ve been making a fool of myself. Why didn’t anyone tell me?

  • @TheQuaadFather
    @TheQuaadFather 3 місяці тому +1

    Everyone talking about the movie but the ending reminded me of the plot of the episode... Poor Edna 😭

  • @Loschh
    @Loschh 10 місяців тому +1

    Firing pins are made of harder tool steel. As a welder tho, I wish I lived in a world without zinc.

  • @LukasPeace
    @LukasPeace Рік тому +12

    The love the leap he makes from "I can't make it to my date" to "I'd better call her to let her know" to "It's time to die"

    • @DemonicAdj
      @DemonicAdj Рік тому +3

      She'd kill him. He's dead either way, may as well be on his terms.

    • @twistedyogert
      @twistedyogert Рік тому +2

      ​@@DemonicAdj It's implied the whole world was like that so perhaps she was calling him too.

  • @valeriekeefe8898
    @valeriekeefe8898 4 місяці тому

    It's great that many of us have discovered the value of zinc these past few years.

  • @Sebastian-dr7qr
    @Sebastian-dr7qr 11 місяців тому +3

    Imagine a world also without sink

  • @neolbioldey
    @neolbioldey 11 місяців тому +1

    Love how when Jimmy is unable to use his car and telephone, he immediately goes to the handgun

  • @cademosley4886
    @cademosley4886 11 місяців тому +3

    I'm thinking about the writers' meetings where they debated the different elements that wouldn't exist, and how it is they came to zinc. It couldn't be too common or too obscure or it isn't funny. Evidently zinc is right in the sweet spot.

  • @estycki
    @estycki 11 місяців тому +1

    I remember having a whole lesson plan about zinc in grade 5 in Canada. I am actually a big fan.

  • @kevnar
    @kevnar 9 місяців тому

    "Think again, Jimmy. In a world without zinc, Betty has developed a fatal yeast infection. She's dead."

  • @CallyA
    @CallyA 10 місяців тому +1

    So, Jimmy keeps his gun fully loaded in an unlocked drawer. In a room immediately accessible through the front door. With the gun already cocked, no less. Smart boy, Jimmy.

  • @of1564
    @of1564 11 місяців тому +1

    Funny how Bart didn't care that ZINC helps a gun shoot... BART!... BART SIMSPON!!