We call it a moral victory (The Bazaar)

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  • Опубліковано 5 гру 2024

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  • @CaptnMarvelous
    @CaptnMarvelous 2 дні тому +429

    They call him 007.
    0 wins
    0 dps
    7 times worked at the docks.

    • @benlavine6259
      @benlavine6259 2 дні тому +6

      so true

    • @satyropodobny101
      @satyropodobny101 День тому +30

      Agent Egg, we're requesting your presence in the docks STAT. There's some... sensitive cargo to unload.

    • @Buffalax
      @Buffalax День тому +1

      We gotta hold on to what we got

    • @MadSwedishGamer
      @MadSwedishGamer День тому +2

      Look on the bright side - he may not have made a huge name for himself like he set out to do, but he massively helped the Bazaar's economy by doing valuable dockwork.

    • @Cedisdead
      @Cedisdead День тому

      laughing irl in 2024

  • @IMMAKINGTHISTOPOSTCO
    @IMMAKINGTHISTOPOSTCO 2 дні тому +282

    Every indie deck builder type game should give NL a free key so chat can watch him fumble with obvious choices and enrage them enough they buy the game to prove to themselves it cannot be as hard as he makes it look
    This might be the greatest untapped marketing strategy of all time

    • @WesleyGripes6
      @WesleyGripes6 2 дні тому +47

      It's BEEN tapped

    • @frankiecedeno3724
      @frankiecedeno3724 2 дні тому +16

      You’re just describing those shitty mobile game ads in NL form

    • @snoboreddotcom
      @snoboreddotcom 2 дні тому +17

      ​@@frankiecedeno3724yeah I mean that's why they do it. Effective marketing strategy

    • @reticentsins
      @reticentsins 2 дні тому +18

      He's been doing this for years... presumably unintentionally.

    • @konga382
      @konga382 2 дні тому +4

      they've been tapping this marketing strategy since 1980s arcade demos bro

  • @williammitchell6254
    @williammitchell6254 2 дні тому +126

    Nl embarrassed to admit hes wearing audiophile headphones because he had them on mono for like 3 years is gold.

    • @williammitchell6254
      @williammitchell6254 День тому +4

      Senieser 500s I think

    • @RuNacken
      @RuNacken День тому +5

      Is there a clip to go with that delicious piece of knowledge?

    • @BarBar3ar
      @BarBar3ar День тому +1

      @@RuNacken I think I saw a clip of him discovering stereo audio during a Lethal Company session. Maybe the Librarian video titled Et tu, Apollo has the story, I can't remember tho

    • @0Rookie0
      @0Rookie0 21 годину тому

      Weren't they a gift from Kate? He didn't buy them then. He just knows they plug in and have an L and an R on them.

  • @CasualYapper
    @CasualYapper 2 дні тому +225

    The juice me squeeze me era is back and I am here for it

    • @vansradjmadho8365
      @vansradjmadho8365 2 дні тому +15

      Chocolate 🍫 is also sooooo back

    • @MindGobby
      @MindGobby День тому +2

      Sap was the bazaars we made along the way

  • @boccci
    @boccci 2 дні тому +379

    > needs haste item
    > has 26 coin
    > can buy non-weapon item
    > works on the dock for coin
    > has 33 coin
    > moral victory

    • @scribesarchive289
      @scribesarchive289 2 дні тому +44

      > says he disagrees with a “you always do x” in a strategy game 30 min later

    • @handoverthestromboli6715
      @handoverthestromboli6715 2 дні тому +26

      you always gotta work as a navigator

    • @eden3669
      @eden3669 2 дні тому +3

      you get +2xp tho, thats the actual good part of that event
      still maybe better to try to get a haste item, but youd need to make a call of "this is important enough im gonna take it over the usually better option"

    • @Zanaki113
      @Zanaki113 2 дні тому +13

      @@eden3669 yeah but he NEEDED a haste item, not that it mattered because he decided to never get one but still lol.

    • @zoom3184
      @zoom3184 2 дні тому +3

      call him Johnny the way he worked at the docks

  • @alexp663
    @alexp663 2 дні тому +83

    The children yearn for the mines, the elderly yearn for the docks.

  • @jarenmeyer1517
    @jarenmeyer1517 2 дні тому +94

    Its crazy that he never stops being surprised for golden skills at the start.

    • @Kurobeau
      @Kurobeau День тому +6

      Dementia is a blessing and a curse

  • @nicholasbrekker1046
    @nicholasbrekker1046 2 дні тому +370

    It’s bizarre how much I look forward to the Bazaar

  • @koheiogushi7582
    @koheiogushi7582 2 дні тому +28

    watching NL play deck builder games is like watching those fake mobile game ads

  • @Zuignap
    @Zuignap 2 дні тому +47

    I was gonna wait for f2p but this guy makes me want to buy the game just so I don't have to see him make these mistakes anymore...

  • @Immersed94
    @Immersed94 2 дні тому +62

    CinemaEnjoyer out here posting Hollywood feature length runs. And they say movies are dead

  • @iceboundwings6107
    @iceboundwings6107 2 дні тому +48

    dying at the thought of the plight of axis otaku

  • @xiricada7121
    @xiricada7121 2 дні тому +38

    Bazaar has quickly become a favorite content…

    • @jacobadderley2643
      @jacobadderley2643 2 дні тому +2

      Keep up the good work Ryan! Way not to get bogged down in all mechanics! Keep slugging brother!

  • @NachitoStegmayer
    @NachitoStegmayer День тому +4

    is this what watching a series die feels like? slay the spire you'll always be with us

  • @plastiktuten3866
    @plastiktuten3866 2 дні тому +32

    > says “ ‘always do x’ strategies are bad”
    > always takes xp over anything else

    • @FriendB
      @FriendB День тому +2

      That's exactly how he knows those strats are bad tho

  • @yoanhoude9535
    @yoanhoude9535 День тому +5

    42:55
    -"grind stone is a little slow"
    -*is his fastest item*
    NL in a nutshell

  • @purplelotus531
    @purplelotus531 2 дні тому +67

    Taking the skill that replaces a medium (edit:large*) item on the board 🚫
    5% crit ✅

    • @knaltor
      @knaltor 2 дні тому +15

      But you see, there was nothing he could've possibly replaced the crow's nest with ☝

    • @philipshakkour6741
      @philipshakkour6741 2 дні тому +6

      large item at that

    • @NayaM0
      @NayaM0 2 дні тому +2

      large*

    • @Zorua3
      @Zorua3 День тому +6

      Chat: "You need haste"
      NL, looking at anywhere but the now-irrelevant large item that could be replaced by haste enablers: "NONE OF THESE SKILLS ARE HASTE"

  • @genarocarranza9
    @genarocarranza9 День тому +4

    > complains enemies have better items
    > never enters the shop to buy better items

  • @thomasrainsbury5841
    @thomasrainsbury5841 2 дні тому +29

    Watching NL make so many misplays is tempting my wallet sooooo bad so I can play it for myself, I just gonna hold out a few weeks

    • @kookoo275
      @kookoo275 2 дні тому +4

      Dude buy the game, they're good devs. They deserve to get paid

    • @Tom3kkk
      @Tom3kkk 18 годин тому

      @@kookoo275 wdym they are good devs, reynoodle has been working on this game for like 10 years and its his first game

  • @jamieloomas347
    @jamieloomas347 2 дні тому +10

    bro is ALLERGIC to getting items

  • @TechnicallyaMoleRat
    @TechnicallyaMoleRat 2 дні тому +11

    23:13 bro got robbed, I am officially resigning as a Type A chatter

  • @HolyDeviant1
    @HolyDeviant1 День тому +11

    >I need haste when I crit, you see, so my sniper rifle is faster
    >Said sniper rifle is slow and can oneshot enemies
    GENIUS PLAYS

  • @slowtie89
    @slowtie89 2 дні тому +7

    Backseating is cringe but can someone please for the love of god tell him to stop taking chocolate bars literally every hour of the day regardless of the other options

  • @Hamthyme
    @Hamthyme 2 дні тому +9

    obsessed with this game right now. Love your videos bro, keep this one goooing

  • @ryansternberg1681
    @ryansternberg1681 День тому +3

    Its been 20 hours since this video was uploaded and im foaming at the mouth waiting for more bazaar

  • @kookoo275
    @kookoo275 2 дні тому +4

    Running the 4 shield cove instead of pet rock amulet and one other small item might be what finally pushes me over the edge

  • @headphonez603
    @headphonez603 День тому +2

    "XLOOKUP is the new meta" sending me followed up by exactly describing the plight of the modern programmer really hit the nail on the head.

  • @zatch7349
    @zatch7349 2 дні тому +10

    Ive noticed that NL tends to over look early hast and tends to loose out on adjacency bonuses due to over focusing damage/crit

  • @DForSpiD
    @DForSpiD 2 дні тому +14

    NL feeding my need for this game since I can't really justify the cost for a game that's going to be free soon this close to Christmas

    • @hamchurger4566
      @hamchurger4566 2 дні тому +3

      this comment hit me to my core

    • @azztomouth6913
      @azztomouth6913 2 дні тому

      Check the subreddit for beta keys

    • @dazedowl
      @dazedowl День тому +3

      I have to play it myself so that I can buy the skill that replaces a big ass crow's nest holding the board hostage... but christmas it is

  • @Morflow_
    @Morflow_ 2 дні тому +17

    12:42 Me when I'm playing Mario Party Jamboree on Mega Wiggler's Tree Party and I roll a 4 when I'm 6 spaces from the star

  • @professorpalpatine7188
    @professorpalpatine7188 День тому +1

    “boofius offers you the ganjo, doth thou pluck it?” Might be one of the most powerful phrases uttered by man

  • @mcgoo721
    @mcgoo721 2 дні тому +26

    This is whaty happens to your brain when you become a parent

  • @retro5945
    @retro5945 2 дні тому +7

    We're actually about to explode from content. Finally the prophecy was true

  • @SiculusTheEpithet
    @SiculusTheEpithet 2 дні тому +9

    The best part of this is that watching these means I'll never have to play the bazaar because it'll never live up to the commentary, and I'll have more fun and save money by just hanging here.

    • @SiculusTheEpithet
      @SiculusTheEpithet 2 дні тому

      I will definitely be watching every dang one of these

    • @EndlessDrac
      @EndlessDrac День тому

      It's free to play in a month​@@SiculusTheEpithet

  • @andrewjsusanto
    @andrewjsusanto 2 дні тому +11

    Ryan’s Bazaar Adventure

  • @dictater_tots
    @dictater_tots 2 дні тому +2

    So glad this series just started coming out now instead of back in October.
    Looking forward to this game launching this month (hopefully) is a lot easier than having to wait like 2 months 😂

  • @JeSuisGrand
    @JeSuisGrand 2 дні тому +5

    16:16 Me when I see my best friend Marcus Junius Brutus who is definitely still my best friend

  • @MattHembling
    @MattHembling День тому +2

    15:42 As a data quality/itoperations girlie (I'm a guy) vlookup is gas

  • @simonperoulas4815
    @simonperoulas4815 2 дні тому +10

    we’re NL bros of course we complain about the gameplay but love the videos

  • @TheSoCanadian
    @TheSoCanadian 2 дні тому +3

    15:40 LMAO imagine VLOOKUP enjoying when XLOOKUP just sweeps you

  • @MelvinDorkus
    @MelvinDorkus 2 дні тому +2

    its not about the destination, its about the unfortunate journey.

  • @duganholt1385
    @duganholt1385 2 дні тому +1

    NL, thank you for the bazaar content please keep it coming if you are enjoying it. I appreciate your ethics and taste in gaming immensely, thank you and you rock.

  • @ShynyMagikarp
    @ShynyMagikarp 2 дні тому +24

    We're Slay The Spire guys, of course we want slay the spire content, but The Bazaar is still lots of fun to watch so im lovin every minute of it, Jerry

  • @matt-mel
    @matt-mel 2 дні тому +10

    As a type a: stream bazaar is brutal. Bro just bought the flagship and gave dmg to pet rock
    Edit: no way

  • @MyIrishWhiskey
    @MyIrishWhiskey 2 дні тому +4

    Fresh engagement for fresh Bazaar content

  • @MrNinjaMan369
    @MrNinjaMan369 День тому +1

    This should do an ad for bazaar cause watching you misplay so consistently, despite chat's advice, has made me want to play more than anything 😂
    Same thing happened with balatro

  • @gakulon
    @gakulon 2 дні тому +1

    call this series Ryan Gary's Bazaar Adventure

  • @Vincentoist
    @Vincentoist День тому

    'Let's try to go not guns this time, we've gone guns too many time'
    >Thumbnail is sniper rifle

  • @IMadeUpKear
    @IMadeUpKear 2 дні тому +4

    I can't beleive the takes on the thanksgiving conversation. Here's the tier list:
    Cranberry sauce tier: Cranberry sauce
    S tier: Stuffing, Gravy, pumpkin pie
    A tier: Meat, Sweet potato, mac and cheese, sweet roll, Brussel sprouts (done right)
    B tier: Mashed potato, green bean casserole, Apple pie
    C tier: corn, carrot
    V tier: brussel sprouts (done wrong)
    Pre dinner charcuterie can really land in any tier. sometimes they are great, sometimes just mid.

    • @gijsdevisser4226
      @gijsdevisser4226 День тому

      What a horrible take on this list. truly horrible.

    • @BlkPrm
      @BlkPrm 23 години тому

      @@gijsdevisser4226nah its based.

  • @scribesarchive289
    @scribesarchive289 2 дні тому +2

    Ahahahaha the exchange after 56:00 is just too funny

  • @DracoseandCO
    @DracoseandCO 2 дні тому +2

    As you said coding is an art like any other, in that we need it more than once for life... Once for my boss and once for my expression (you can definitely code for fun as a passtime)

  • @eijffelbridge
    @eijffelbridge День тому

    Hey man, great content. Your personality reaply hits the spot. Also the games u play, I like too.
    Take care bro.

  • @nico77212
    @nico77212 День тому

    I always thought that northern lion was known for its gameplay 1st and humor 2nd but I honestly can't tell you the last time I watched a guy get clapped so hard with no wins and still be this entertaining. His board was so bad that the NPCs started saying, ok you clap one cheek and I'll clap the other. He picked a weaker NPC and the NPC got offended cuz he looked at him.

  • @dirtbagpoopheel3697
    @dirtbagpoopheel3697 День тому +2

    Rip Slay the Spire, we hardly knew ye

  • @Cedisdead
    @Cedisdead День тому

    I love how NL destroys all the tryhards in chat, it brings such joy to me.

  • @nicholascallahan6460
    @nicholascallahan6460 День тому

    This game seems tailored to lock you into a cycle of rage-quit/get-back-in-there-to-prove-a-point.

  • @icycayden
    @icycayden 2 дні тому +19

    The bazaar has to be the best game this year. So addicting and different

    • @tommygun4788
      @tommygun4788 2 дні тому +4

      its gonna be awesome once its all fully fleshed out im fiending for it.

    • @retro5945
      @retro5945 2 дні тому

      Best game nah, top 3 yeah. It's super buggy rn yes ik its early asf but it's still a buggy mess

    • @icycayden
      @icycayden 2 дні тому +1

      @@retro5945 every game has that stage, I’m guessing the devs didn’t plan on too much engagement and support. But the community is pretty big. It is still in development

    • @lafiki999
      @lafiki999 2 дні тому +2

      It wishes it was Balatro so bad

    • @KenmeriCaptain
      @KenmeriCaptain 2 дні тому

      ​@@lafiki999 I have gold staked every deck and feel like bazaar has more potential

  • @xelementau9144
    @xelementau9144 День тому

    That ending was pure cinema

  • @somo3082
    @somo3082 День тому +1

    The mosquito one really seemed a lot better...

  • @Halokon
    @Halokon 2 дні тому +1

    Turkey, chipolatas wrapped in bacon, stuffing, mashed and roast potatoes, carrots, parsnips, gravy and cranberry sauce. Don’t @ me.

  • @Kurobeau
    @Kurobeau День тому

    How Bazaar, how Bazaar~ ooo baby, oo baby. It's making me crazy (it's making me crazy~). Everytime I look around~(everytime I lookaround) It's in my face!

  • @DoctaBelmore
    @DoctaBelmore День тому

    Brother, his best loot item would have to be the Peloton Bike

  • @yesdupmail
    @yesdupmail 2 дні тому

    2 hour bazaar video? We are truly blessed

  • @JesseSep.
    @JesseSep. День тому

    The moment he removed the banjo😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

  • @BareFootGamer12
    @BareFootGamer12 2 дні тому +2

    27:09 is cannon with flagship not insane?

  • @houligan5254
    @houligan5254 День тому

    Watching NL reroll the powderhorn to reload the popsnappers hurt

  • @SahiPie
    @SahiPie День тому

    It may take another 3 streams and 12 videos before he even becomes an average skilled Bazaar player but I’m all for it

  • @schnitzel_rada7605
    @schnitzel_rada7605 День тому

    Crazy take on the leftovers! Green bean casserole is the king!

  • @flippinhoo
    @flippinhoo День тому

    Even the losses are fun to watch for this game ngl

  • @Choke-a-Cola
    @Choke-a-Cola День тому

    the egg has got about the same amount of views at 18 hours uploaded as xQc at 10 hours uploaded... we're up bigly

  • @Healitall
    @Healitall 2 дні тому

    Love seeing those Bazaar videos. :D

  • @atilathenun
    @atilathenun День тому

    Call him Ken Burns the way he burns

  • @zenoooooo
    @zenoooooo 2 дні тому

    56:10 me when i meet a eunuch

  • @Croc1579
    @Croc1579 2 дні тому +2

    Always hate when he throws on purpose 😢

  • @ChibiFanboy
    @ChibiFanboy 2 дні тому

    NL would definitely drop +2 or -2 experience points based off of the item minigame that happens on his event loot space

  • @horando1415
    @horando1415 2 дні тому

    im loving every minute of it jerry

  • @christianmarkham3832
    @christianmarkham3832 День тому

    12:26 4 value cove over 15-20% crit from amulet + pet rock is crazy.

  • @lfwalrus
    @lfwalrus День тому

    this is the shoot people game, not the damn break game

  • @agrocreepers
    @agrocreepers 2 дні тому +1

    wooooooo i cant wait till this game comes out ima play the shit outta this im already watching the shit outta this

  • @quincyjones9657
    @quincyjones9657 2 дні тому

    We finally got to the rank 10 in chat arc

  • @DoubleWinning
    @DoubleWinning 2 дні тому

    46:48 the perfect clip farm

  • @farslashenjoyer
    @farslashenjoyer 2 дні тому

    here loud and proud for another bazaar check

  • @ianferguson1495
    @ianferguson1495 2 дні тому +1

    0:07 My wife after i keep going to the grocery store and spending all of our money on handguns (i’m american)

  • @koriduu
    @koriduu День тому

    The backwards progress is real,
    the weapon builds feel significantly worse with the new patch as well.
    If only he read the mosquito skill that hastes a weapon at the start of combat.

  • @Dino_Valentino
    @Dino_Valentino 2 дні тому

    Suiting up my Long Johns for this one

  • @eldarad
    @eldarad День тому

    15:52 it's all about xlookup nowadays

  • @КириллШадров
    @КириллШадров День тому

    With a heavy heart and an empty wallet I want to ask anyone who got this beautiful game for a spare code, watching eNeLle play this makes me want to try it so bad

  • @temporarilyembarrassedgodd9656

    i will eat the entire can of cranberry sauce

  • @DaskeXSaku
    @DaskeXSaku День тому

    Was excited to see this game but learned each hero is ~$25.
    Grinding F2P would take like 50+ hours over 50 days assuming you get 4 wins each time.

  • @Buffalax
    @Buffalax День тому

    CLR memory unlocked

  • @adisonsmith2633
    @adisonsmith2633 2 дні тому +1

    WOO MORE BAZAAR

  • @wavewithus4081
    @wavewithus4081 2 дні тому +1

    What's up with the buying->selling loss, he's buying stuff for 2 and selling it for 1 and then calling it 'economics'?

  • @Riseless
    @Riseless 17 годин тому

    I died when he put grindstone on bayonet

  • @mariosufu2294
    @mariosufu2294 День тому

    Im loving this game, do we know when does It exactly come out in 2025?

  • @sloesty
    @sloesty 2 дні тому

    Cant wait for this to go free

  • @sublenwublen5061
    @sublenwublen5061 День тому

    AxisOtaku got fucking killed in this one.

  • @PongzeLor
    @PongzeLor 2 дні тому

    Long John is not as bad as we all think it is. I had a competitive early long john that got to 7 wins and only loss due to the quickened sandstorm

  • @suishcat9407
    @suishcat9407 2 дні тому +1

    This game would be perfect if Freezing was gutted

  • @frosted7544
    @frosted7544 2 дні тому +1

    sooo no slay the spire, then?

  • @funmaster5249
    @funmaster5249 2 дні тому

    more bazaar, I do be pogged