We call it a moral victory (The Bazaar)

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  • Опубліковано 4 гру 2024

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  • @boccci
    @boccci 10 годин тому +211

    > needs haste item
    > has 26 coin
    > can buy non-weapon item
    > works on the dock for coin
    > has 33 coin
    > moral victory

    • @scribesarchive289
      @scribesarchive289 10 годин тому +26

      > says he disagrees with a “you always do x” in a strategy game 30 min later

    • @handoverthestromboli6715
      @handoverthestromboli6715 10 годин тому +19

      you always gotta work as a navigator

    • @eden3669
      @eden3669 8 годин тому +3

      you get +2xp tho, thats the actual good part of that event
      still maybe better to try to get a haste item, but youd need to make a call of "this is important enough im gonna take it over the usually better option"

    • @Zanaki113
      @Zanaki113 7 годин тому +8

      @@eden3669 yeah but he NEEDED a haste item, not that it mattered because he decided to never get one but still lol.

    • @zoom3184
      @zoom3184 5 годин тому +2

      call him Johnny the way he worked at the docks

  • @CaptnMarvelous
    @CaptnMarvelous 8 годин тому +145

    They call him 007.
    0 wins
    0 dps
    7 times worked at the docks.

    • @benlavine6259
      @benlavine6259 7 годин тому +3

      so true

    • @satyropodobny101
      @satyropodobny101 3 години тому +7

      Agent Egg, we're requesting your presence in the docks STAT. There's some... sensitive cargo to unload.

    • @Buffalax
      @Buffalax 57 хвилин тому

      We gotta hold on to what we got

  • @IMMAKINGTHISTOPOSTCO
    @IMMAKINGTHISTOPOSTCO 8 годин тому +110

    Every indie deck builder type game should give NL a free key so chat can watch him fumble with obvious choices and enrage them enough they buy the game to prove to themselves it cannot be as hard as he makes it look
    This might be the greatest untapped marketing strategy of all time

    • @WesleyGripes6
      @WesleyGripes6 6 годин тому +17

      It's BEEN tapped

    • @frankiecedeno3724
      @frankiecedeno3724 5 годин тому +4

      You’re just describing those shitty mobile game ads in NL form

    • @snoboreddotcom
      @snoboreddotcom 5 годин тому +8

      ​@@frankiecedeno3724yeah I mean that's why they do it. Effective marketing strategy

    • @reticentsins
      @reticentsins 5 годин тому +7

      He's been doing this for years... presumably unintentionally.

    • @konga382
      @konga382 5 годин тому +2

      they've been tapping this marketing strategy since 1980s arcade demos bro

  • @CasualYapper
    @CasualYapper 11 годин тому +135

    The juice me squeeze me era is back and I am here for it

  • @nicholasbrekker1046
    @nicholasbrekker1046 11 годин тому +254

    It’s bizarre how much I look forward to the Bazaar

  • @jarenmeyer1517
    @jarenmeyer1517 11 годин тому +49

    Its crazy that he never stops being surprised for golden skills at the start.

  • @williammitchell6254
    @williammitchell6254 7 годин тому +20

    Nl embarrassed to admit hes wearing audiophile headphones because he had them on mono for like 3 years is gold.

  • @alexp663
    @alexp663 9 годин тому +21

    The children yearn for the mines, the elderly yearn for the docks.

  • @thomasrainsbury5841
    @thomasrainsbury5841 9 годин тому +11

    Watching NL make so many misplays is tempting my wallet sooooo bad so I can play it for myself, I just gonna hold out a few weeks

    • @kookoo275
      @kookoo275 6 годин тому +1

      Dude buy the game, they're good devs. They deserve to get paid

  • @Zuignap
    @Zuignap 9 годин тому +12

    I was gonna wait for f2p but this guy makes me want to buy the game just so I don't have to see him make these mistakes anymore...

  • @plastiktuten3866
    @plastiktuten3866 7 годин тому +5

    > says “ ‘always do x’ strategies are bad”
    > always takes xp over anything else

    • @FriendB
      @FriendB 29 хвилин тому

      That's exactly how he knows those strats are bad tho

  • @xiricada7121
    @xiricada7121 10 годин тому +20

    Bazaar has quickly become a favorite content…

    • @jacobadderley2643
      @jacobadderley2643 9 годин тому +2

      Keep up the good work Ryan! Way not to get bogged down in all mechanics! Keep slugging brother!

  • @mcgoo721
    @mcgoo721 10 годин тому +17

    This is whaty happens to your brain when you become a parent

  • @iceboundwings6107
    @iceboundwings6107 10 годин тому +24

    dying at the thought of the plight of axis otaku

  • @Immersed94
    @Immersed94 11 годин тому +39

    CinemaEnjoyer out here posting Hollywood feature length runs. And they say movies are dead

  • @ShynyMagikarp
    @ShynyMagikarp 9 годин тому +19

    We're Slay The Spire guys, of course we want slay the spire content, but The Bazaar is still lots of fun to watch so im lovin every minute of it, Jerry

  • @purplelotus531
    @purplelotus531 10 годин тому +45

    Taking the skill that replaces a medium (edit:large*) item on the board 🚫
    5% crit ✅

    • @knaltor
      @knaltor 8 годин тому +4

      But you see, there was nothing he could've possibly replaced the crow's nest with ☝

    • @philipshakkour6741
      @philipshakkour6741 7 годин тому +5

      large item at that

    • @NayaM0
      @NayaM0 7 годин тому +2

      large*

  • @HolyDeviant1
    @HolyDeviant1 51 хвилина тому +1

    >I need haste when I crit, you see, so my sniper rifle is faster
    >Said sniper rifle is slow and can oneshot enemies
    GENIUS PLAYS

  • @IMadeUpKear
    @IMadeUpKear 5 годин тому +2

    I can't beleive the takes on the thanksgiving conversation. Here's the tier list:
    Cranberry sauce tier: Cranberry sauce
    S tier: Stuffing, Gravy, pumpkin pie
    A tier: Meat, Sweet potato, mac and cheese, sweet roll, Brussel sprouts (done right)
    B tier: Mashed potato, green bean casserole, Apple pie
    C tier: corn, carrot
    V tier: brussel sprouts (done wrong)
    Pre dinner charcuterie can really land in any tier. sometimes they are great, sometimes just mid.

  • @Hamthyme
    @Hamthyme 11 годин тому +8

    obsessed with this game right now. Love your videos bro, keep this one goooing

  • @DForSpiD
    @DForSpiD 11 годин тому +10

    NL feeding my need for this game since I can't really justify the cost for a game that's going to be free soon this close to Christmas

  • @Morflow_
    @Morflow_ 11 годин тому +13

    12:42 Me when I'm playing Mario Party Jamboree on Mega Wiggler's Tree Party and I roll a 4 when I'm 6 spaces from the star

  • @TechnicallyaMoleRat
    @TechnicallyaMoleRat 9 годин тому +4

    23:13 bro got robbed, I am officially resigning as a Type A chatter

  • @TheSoCanadian
    @TheSoCanadian 5 годин тому +2

    15:40 LMAO imagine VLOOKUP enjoying when XLOOKUP just sweeps you

  • @JeSuisGrand
    @JeSuisGrand 7 годин тому +4

    16:16 Me when I see my best friend Marcus Junius Brutus who is definitely still my best friend

  • @simonperoulas4815
    @simonperoulas4815 11 годин тому +9

    we’re NL bros of course we complain about the gameplay but love the videos

  • @zatch7349
    @zatch7349 9 годин тому +6

    Ive noticed that NL tends to over look early hast and tends to loose out on adjacency bonuses due to over focusing damage/crit

  • @SiculusTheEpithet
    @SiculusTheEpithet 4 години тому +3

    The best part of this is that watching these means I'll never have to play the bazaar because it'll never live up to the commentary, and I'll have more fun and save money by just hanging here.

    • @SiculusTheEpithet
      @SiculusTheEpithet 4 години тому

      I will definitely be watching every dang one of these

    • @EndlessDrac
      @EndlessDrac Годину тому

      It's free to play in a month​@@SiculusTheEpithet

  • @retro5945
    @retro5945 11 годин тому +5

    We're actually about to explode from content. Finally the prophecy was true

  • @jamieloomas347
    @jamieloomas347 5 годин тому +2

    bro is ALLERGIC to getting items

  • @andrewjsusanto
    @andrewjsusanto 11 годин тому +8

    Ryan’s Bazaar Adventure

  • @koheiogushi7582
    @koheiogushi7582 6 годин тому +3

    watching NL play deck builder games is like watching those fake mobile game ads

  • @scribesarchive289
    @scribesarchive289 10 годин тому +2

    Ahahahaha the exchange after 56:00 is just too funny

  • @DracoseandCO
    @DracoseandCO 10 годин тому +1

    As you said coding is an art like any other, in that we need it more than once for life... Once for my boss and once for my expression (you can definitely code for fun as a passtime)

  • @MyIrishWhiskey
    @MyIrishWhiskey 11 годин тому +4

    Fresh engagement for fresh Bazaar content

  • @MelvinDorkus
    @MelvinDorkus 9 годин тому +1

    its not about the destination, its about the unfortunate journey.

  • @duganholt1385
    @duganholt1385 11 годин тому +1

    NL, thank you for the bazaar content please keep it coming if you are enjoying it. I appreciate your ethics and taste in gaming immensely, thank you and you rock.

  • @ianferguson1495
    @ianferguson1495 4 години тому +1

    0:07 My wife after i keep going to the grocery store and spending all of our money on handguns (i’m american)

  • @icycayden
    @icycayden 11 годин тому +18

    The bazaar has to be the best game this year. So addicting and different

    • @tommygun4788
      @tommygun4788 11 годин тому +3

      its gonna be awesome once its all fully fleshed out im fiending for it.

    • @retro5945
      @retro5945 11 годин тому

      Best game nah, top 3 yeah. It's super buggy rn yes ik its early asf but it's still a buggy mess

    • @icycayden
      @icycayden 11 годин тому +1

      @@retro5945 every game has that stage, I’m guessing the devs didn’t plan on too much engagement and support. But the community is pretty big. It is still in development

    • @lafiki999
      @lafiki999 10 годин тому +2

      It wishes it was Balatro so bad

    • @KenmeriCaptain
      @KenmeriCaptain 9 годин тому

      ​@@lafiki999 I have gold staked every deck and feel like bazaar has more potential

  • @gakulon
    @gakulon 4 години тому

    call this series Ryan Gary's Bazaar Adventure

  • @Halokon
    @Halokon 11 годин тому +1

    Turkey, chipolatas wrapped in bacon, stuffing, mashed and roast potatoes, carrots, parsnips, gravy and cranberry sauce. Don’t @ me.

    • @Halokon
      @Halokon 11 годин тому

      I also enjoy some ham joint, but it is optional.

    • @retro5945
      @retro5945 11 годин тому

      @Halokon

    • @roostangarar
      @roostangarar 10 годин тому +1

      @Halokon

    • @Halokon
      @Halokon 10 годин тому

      @ fuck

  • @schnitzel_rada7605
    @schnitzel_rada7605 Годину тому

    Crazy take on the leftovers! Green bean casserole is the king!

  • @kookoo275
    @kookoo275 5 годин тому

    Running the 4 shield cove instead of pet rock amulet and one other small item might be what finally pushes me over the edge

  • @koriduu
    @koriduu Годину тому

    The backwards progress is real,
    the weapon builds feel significantly worse with the new patch as well.
    If only he read the mosquito skill that hastes a weapon at the start of combat.

  • @christianmarkham3832
    @christianmarkham3832 2 години тому

    12:26 4 value cove over 15-20% crit from amulet + pet rock is crazy.

  • @houligan5254
    @houligan5254 Хвилина тому

    Watching NL reroll the powderhorn to reload the popsnappers hurt

  • @DoubleWinning
    @DoubleWinning 9 годин тому

    46:48 the perfect clip farm

  • @Healitall
    @Healitall 9 годин тому

    Love seeing those Bazaar videos. :D

  • @wavewithus4081
    @wavewithus4081 9 годин тому +1

    What's up with the buying->selling loss, he's buying stuff for 2 and selling it for 1 and then calling it 'economics'?

  • @suishcat9407
    @suishcat9407 11 годин тому +1

    This game would be perfect if Freezing was gutted

  • @zenoooooo
    @zenoooooo 10 годин тому

    56:10 me when i meet a eunuch

  • @ChibiFanboy
    @ChibiFanboy 6 годин тому

    NL would definitely drop +2 or -2 experience points based off of the item minigame that happens on his event loot space

  • @dirtbagpoopheel3697
    @dirtbagpoopheel3697 Годину тому

    Rip Slay the Spire, we hardly knew ye

  • @matthewselders2061
    @matthewselders2061 7 годин тому

    Always never listen to people who say always.

  • @PongzeLor
    @PongzeLor 8 годин тому

    Long John is not as bad as we all think it is. I had a competitive early long john that got to 7 wins and only loss due to the quickened sandstorm

  • @horando1415
    @horando1415 11 годин тому

    im loving every minute of it jerry

  • @benlavine6259
    @benlavine6259 7 годин тому

    57:55 aware

  • @farslashenjoyer
    @farslashenjoyer 10 годин тому

    here loud and proud for another bazaar check

  • @gooel
    @gooel 11 годин тому +3

    Is this game still tainted by the creator's crypto stance

    • @5irus
      @5irus 11 годин тому

      Boo hoo dude

    • @gooel
      @gooel 8 годин тому +3

      @5irus no I'm serious I don't know anything about it

    • @kookoo275
      @kookoo275 5 годин тому +1

      What is so bad about using block chains for in game items? It's a natural and effective usage of the technology. Plus you'll maybe be able to sell the items on a marketplace later.

    • @konga382
      @konga382 5 годин тому

      @@kookoo275 there's no advantage to a blockchain system for video game items over a simple account database system and nobody wants to transfer their items to other games or sell them on a marketplace dude

  • @quincyjones9657
    @quincyjones9657 10 годин тому

    We finally got to the rank 10 in chat arc

  • @yesdupmail
    @yesdupmail 11 годин тому

    2 hour bazaar video? We are truly blessed

  • @Croc1579
    @Croc1579 10 годин тому +1

    Always hate when he throws on purpose 😢

  • @temporarilyembarrassedgodd9656
    @temporarilyembarrassedgodd9656 10 годин тому

    i will eat the entire can of cranberry sauce

  • @agrocreepers
    @agrocreepers 11 годин тому +1

    wooooooo i cant wait till this game comes out ima play the shit outta this im already watching the shit outta this

  • @Dino_Valentino
    @Dino_Valentino 10 годин тому

    Suiting up my Long Johns for this one

  • @sloesty
    @sloesty 5 годин тому

    Cant wait for this to go free

  • @christopherboylan9793
    @christopherboylan9793 11 годин тому

    I love this series
    What a game
    But...how DID they get the beans above the frank?!

  • @adisonsmith2633
    @adisonsmith2633 11 годин тому +1

    WOO MORE BAZAAR

  • @frosted7544
    @frosted7544 5 годин тому +1

    sooo no slay the spire, then?

  • @matt-mel
    @matt-mel 7 годин тому

    As a type a: stream bazaar is brutal. Bro just bought the flagship and gave dmg to pet rock
    Edit: no way

  • @girlwoaface
    @girlwoaface 7 годин тому

    I thought we were all using index match now.

  • @BareFootGamer12
    @BareFootGamer12 10 годин тому

    27:09 is cannon with flagship not insane?

  • @funmaster5249
    @funmaster5249 11 годин тому

    more bazaar, I do be pogged

  • @Fummy007
    @Fummy007 3 години тому

    56:31 AlphaGo be like

  • @zjl0017
    @zjl0017 11 годин тому +1

    how bazaar

  • @DoubleWinning
    @DoubleWinning 10 годин тому

    So much thanksgiving talk and here I am thinking: If the food is that good, why do we only eat it once a year?

  • @kingxerocole4616
    @kingxerocole4616 8 годин тому

    As someone who has never played this, make this make sense to me. Is NL getting outplayed or are the other players getting supremely lucky?

  • @dictater_tots
    @dictater_tots 10 годин тому

    So glad this series just started coming out now instead of back in October.
    Looking forward to this game launching this month (hopefully) is a lot easier than having to wait like 2 months 😂

  • @Longjumpeh
    @Longjumpeh 8 годин тому

    We're nl gals of course we watch the newest video while in the ER

  • @bizzbizzstudio7037
    @bizzbizzstudio7037 6 годин тому

    why would he buff the narwhal over the piranha I can't

  • @andrewschaefer2001
    @andrewschaefer2001 11 годин тому

    lol I'm writing a stock trading python bot listening to this

  • @FatherOfTheSeas
    @FatherOfTheSeas 11 годин тому

    WAITER KEEP THESE COMING, post your shit indeed

  • @NoahsAverageLife
    @NoahsAverageLife Годину тому

    This game is too hard for grandpa

  • @ChompstonTReximus
    @ChompstonTReximus 3 години тому

    leeloo dallas multicast

  • @mcgoo721
    @mcgoo721 9 годин тому

    Axisotaku is a crazy username lmao lfg

  • @boccci
    @boccci 11 годин тому

    i have a brain worm and this game is a compost pile

  • @mariofan055
    @mariofan055 Годину тому

    what's wrong with vlookup?

  • @CrocsAreNice
    @CrocsAreNice 10 годин тому

    Bazaarly entertaining

  • @redstripe_papi
    @redstripe_papi 11 годин тому +17

    No views. He's cooked

  • @borgar1765
    @borgar1765 9 годин тому

    i'm bazaaring

  • @TheStithLord_
    @TheStithLord_ 11 годин тому +1

    plz play moare bazaar

  • @brennancarr2611
    @brennancarr2611 10 годин тому

    Ryan

  • @slowtie89
    @slowtie89 9 годин тому

    Backseating is cringe but can someone please for the love of god tell him to stop taking chocolate bars literally every hour of the day regardless of the other options

  • @derpaboopderp1286
    @derpaboopderp1286 9 годин тому

    Pelago posting

  • @deadline6879
    @deadline6879 11 годин тому

    No views, let's go!

  • @scribesarchive289
    @scribesarchive289 10 годин тому

    Just unlock new characters man

  • @fallaciousphilosophy8079
    @fallaciousphilosophy8079 11 годин тому +3

    24 seconds no views, NL really fell off

  • @xanianjamfalcon
    @xanianjamfalcon 10 годин тому

    I gotta get this game I could do it worse

  • @Guenwhyever
    @Guenwhyever 11 годин тому

    Does anyone know when NL plans to start using the other characters? I'm not a Vanessa hater.. but thematically she just doesn't interest me!!

  • @abstractsymmetricity
    @abstractsymmetricity 5 годин тому

    How Bzr