We call it a moral victory (The Bazaar)

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  • Опубліковано 4 гру 2024

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  • @boccci
    @boccci 23 години тому +211

    > needs haste item
    > has 26 coin
    > can buy non-weapon item
    > works on the dock for coin
    > has 33 coin
    > moral victory

    • @scribesarchive289
      @scribesarchive289 23 години тому +26

      > says he disagrees with a “you always do x” in a strategy game 30 min later

    • @handoverthestromboli6715
      @handoverthestromboli6715 22 години тому +19

      you always gotta work as a navigator

    • @eden3669
      @eden3669 20 годин тому +3

      you get +2xp tho, thats the actual good part of that event
      still maybe better to try to get a haste item, but youd need to make a call of "this is important enough im gonna take it over the usually better option"

    • @Zanaki113
      @Zanaki113 19 годин тому +8

      @@eden3669 yeah but he NEEDED a haste item, not that it mattered because he decided to never get one but still lol.

    • @zoom3184
      @zoom3184 18 годин тому +2

      call him Johnny the way he worked at the docks

  • @CaptnMarvelous
    @CaptnMarvelous 21 годину тому +145

    They call him 007.
    0 wins
    0 dps
    7 times worked at the docks.

    • @benlavine6259
      @benlavine6259 19 годин тому +3

      so true

    • @satyropodobny101
      @satyropodobny101 16 годин тому +7

      Agent Egg, we're requesting your presence in the docks STAT. There's some... sensitive cargo to unload.

    • @Buffalax
      @Buffalax 13 годин тому

      We gotta hold on to what we got

  • @IMMAKINGTHISTOPOSTCO
    @IMMAKINGTHISTOPOSTCO 20 годин тому +110

    Every indie deck builder type game should give NL a free key so chat can watch him fumble with obvious choices and enrage them enough they buy the game to prove to themselves it cannot be as hard as he makes it look
    This might be the greatest untapped marketing strategy of all time

    • @WesleyGripes6
      @WesleyGripes6 19 годин тому +17

      It's BEEN tapped

    • @frankiecedeno3724
      @frankiecedeno3724 18 годин тому +4

      You’re just describing those shitty mobile game ads in NL form

    • @snoboreddotcom
      @snoboreddotcom 18 годин тому +8

      ​@@frankiecedeno3724yeah I mean that's why they do it. Effective marketing strategy

    • @reticentsins
      @reticentsins 17 годин тому +7

      He's been doing this for years... presumably unintentionally.

    • @konga382
      @konga382 17 годин тому +2

      they've been tapping this marketing strategy since 1980s arcade demos bro

  • @CasualYapper
    @CasualYapper День тому +135

    The juice me squeeze me era is back and I am here for it

  • @nicholasbrekker1046
    @nicholasbrekker1046 День тому +254

    It’s bizarre how much I look forward to the Bazaar

  • @jarenmeyer1517
    @jarenmeyer1517 23 години тому +49

    Its crazy that he never stops being surprised for golden skills at the start.

  • @williammitchell6254
    @williammitchell6254 20 годин тому +20

    Nl embarrassed to admit hes wearing audiophile headphones because he had them on mono for like 3 years is gold.

  • @alexp663
    @alexp663 21 годину тому +21

    The children yearn for the mines, the elderly yearn for the docks.

  • @thomasrainsbury5841
    @thomasrainsbury5841 21 годину тому +11

    Watching NL make so many misplays is tempting my wallet sooooo bad so I can play it for myself, I just gonna hold out a few weeks

    • @kookoo275
      @kookoo275 18 годин тому +1

      Dude buy the game, they're good devs. They deserve to get paid

  • @Zuignap
    @Zuignap 21 годину тому +12

    I was gonna wait for f2p but this guy makes me want to buy the game just so I don't have to see him make these mistakes anymore...

  • @plastiktuten3866
    @plastiktuten3866 20 годин тому +5

    > says “ ‘always do x’ strategies are bad”
    > always takes xp over anything else

    • @FriendB
      @FriendB 12 годин тому

      That's exactly how he knows those strats are bad tho

  • @xiricada7121
    @xiricada7121 23 години тому +20

    Bazaar has quickly become a favorite content…

    • @jacobadderley2643
      @jacobadderley2643 21 годину тому +2

      Keep up the good work Ryan! Way not to get bogged down in all mechanics! Keep slugging brother!

  • @mcgoo721
    @mcgoo721 22 години тому +17

    This is whaty happens to your brain when you become a parent

  • @iceboundwings6107
    @iceboundwings6107 22 години тому +24

    dying at the thought of the plight of axis otaku

  • @Immersed94
    @Immersed94 День тому +39

    CinemaEnjoyer out here posting Hollywood feature length runs. And they say movies are dead

  • @ShynyMagikarp
    @ShynyMagikarp 21 годину тому +19

    We're Slay The Spire guys, of course we want slay the spire content, but The Bazaar is still lots of fun to watch so im lovin every minute of it, Jerry

  • @purplelotus531
    @purplelotus531 22 години тому +45

    Taking the skill that replaces a medium (edit:large*) item on the board 🚫
    5% crit ✅

    • @knaltor
      @knaltor 20 годин тому +4

      But you see, there was nothing he could've possibly replaced the crow's nest with ☝

    • @philipshakkour6741
      @philipshakkour6741 19 годин тому +5

      large item at that

    • @NayaM0
      @NayaM0 19 годин тому +2

      large*

  • @HolyDeviant1
    @HolyDeviant1 13 годин тому +1

    >I need haste when I crit, you see, so my sniper rifle is faster
    >Said sniper rifle is slow and can oneshot enemies
    GENIUS PLAYS

  • @IMadeUpKear
    @IMadeUpKear 18 годин тому +2

    I can't beleive the takes on the thanksgiving conversation. Here's the tier list:
    Cranberry sauce tier: Cranberry sauce
    S tier: Stuffing, Gravy, pumpkin pie
    A tier: Meat, Sweet potato, mac and cheese, sweet roll, Brussel sprouts (done right)
    B tier: Mashed potato, green bean casserole, Apple pie
    C tier: corn, carrot
    V tier: brussel sprouts (done wrong)
    Pre dinner charcuterie can really land in any tier. sometimes they are great, sometimes just mid.

  • @Hamthyme
    @Hamthyme 23 години тому +8

    obsessed with this game right now. Love your videos bro, keep this one goooing

  • @DForSpiD
    @DForSpiD 23 години тому +10

    NL feeding my need for this game since I can't really justify the cost for a game that's going to be free soon this close to Christmas

  • @Morflow_
    @Morflow_ 23 години тому +13

    12:42 Me when I'm playing Mario Party Jamboree on Mega Wiggler's Tree Party and I roll a 4 when I'm 6 spaces from the star

  • @TechnicallyaMoleRat
    @TechnicallyaMoleRat 22 години тому +4

    23:13 bro got robbed, I am officially resigning as a Type A chatter

  • @TheSoCanadian
    @TheSoCanadian 18 годин тому +2

    15:40 LMAO imagine VLOOKUP enjoying when XLOOKUP just sweeps you

  • @JeSuisGrand
    @JeSuisGrand 20 годин тому +4

    16:16 Me when I see my best friend Marcus Junius Brutus who is definitely still my best friend

  • @simonperoulas4815
    @simonperoulas4815 День тому +9

    we’re NL bros of course we complain about the gameplay but love the videos

  • @zatch7349
    @zatch7349 21 годину тому +6

    Ive noticed that NL tends to over look early hast and tends to loose out on adjacency bonuses due to over focusing damage/crit

  • @SiculusTheEpithet
    @SiculusTheEpithet 16 годин тому +3

    The best part of this is that watching these means I'll never have to play the bazaar because it'll never live up to the commentary, and I'll have more fun and save money by just hanging here.

    • @SiculusTheEpithet
      @SiculusTheEpithet 16 годин тому

      I will definitely be watching every dang one of these

    • @EndlessDrac
      @EndlessDrac 14 годин тому

      It's free to play in a month​@@SiculusTheEpithet

  • @retro5945
    @retro5945 23 години тому +5

    We're actually about to explode from content. Finally the prophecy was true

  • @jamieloomas347
    @jamieloomas347 17 годин тому +2

    bro is ALLERGIC to getting items

  • @andrewjsusanto
    @andrewjsusanto 23 години тому +8

    Ryan’s Bazaar Adventure

  • @koheiogushi7582
    @koheiogushi7582 19 годин тому +3

    watching NL play deck builder games is like watching those fake mobile game ads

  • @scribesarchive289
    @scribesarchive289 23 години тому +2

    Ahahahaha the exchange after 56:00 is just too funny

  • @DracoseandCO
    @DracoseandCO 22 години тому +1

    As you said coding is an art like any other, in that we need it more than once for life... Once for my boss and once for my expression (you can definitely code for fun as a passtime)

  • @MyIrishWhiskey
    @MyIrishWhiskey День тому +4

    Fresh engagement for fresh Bazaar content

  • @MelvinDorkus
    @MelvinDorkus 22 години тому +1

    its not about the destination, its about the unfortunate journey.

  • @duganholt1385
    @duganholt1385 День тому +1

    NL, thank you for the bazaar content please keep it coming if you are enjoying it. I appreciate your ethics and taste in gaming immensely, thank you and you rock.

  • @ianferguson1495
    @ianferguson1495 17 годин тому +1

    0:07 My wife after i keep going to the grocery store and spending all of our money on handguns (i’m american)

  • @icycayden
    @icycayden День тому +18

    The bazaar has to be the best game this year. So addicting and different

    • @tommygun4788
      @tommygun4788 День тому +3

      its gonna be awesome once its all fully fleshed out im fiending for it.

    • @retro5945
      @retro5945 23 години тому

      Best game nah, top 3 yeah. It's super buggy rn yes ik its early asf but it's still a buggy mess

    • @icycayden
      @icycayden 23 години тому +1

      @@retro5945 every game has that stage, I’m guessing the devs didn’t plan on too much engagement and support. But the community is pretty big. It is still in development

    • @lafiki999
      @lafiki999 22 години тому +2

      It wishes it was Balatro so bad

    • @KenmeriCaptain
      @KenmeriCaptain 21 годину тому

      ​@@lafiki999 I have gold staked every deck and feel like bazaar has more potential

  • @gakulon
    @gakulon 17 годин тому

    call this series Ryan Gary's Bazaar Adventure

  • @Halokon
    @Halokon 23 години тому +1

    Turkey, chipolatas wrapped in bacon, stuffing, mashed and roast potatoes, carrots, parsnips, gravy and cranberry sauce. Don’t @ me.

    • @Halokon
      @Halokon 23 години тому

      I also enjoy some ham joint, but it is optional.

    • @retro5945
      @retro5945 23 години тому

      @Halokon

    • @roostangarar
      @roostangarar 23 години тому +1

      @Halokon

    • @Halokon
      @Halokon 22 години тому

      @ fuck

  • @schnitzel_rada7605
    @schnitzel_rada7605 13 годин тому

    Crazy take on the leftovers! Green bean casserole is the king!

  • @kookoo275
    @kookoo275 18 годин тому

    Running the 4 shield cove instead of pet rock amulet and one other small item might be what finally pushes me over the edge

  • @koriduu
    @koriduu 13 годин тому

    The backwards progress is real,
    the weapon builds feel significantly worse with the new patch as well.
    If only he read the mosquito skill that hastes a weapon at the start of combat.

  • @christianmarkham3832
    @christianmarkham3832 15 годин тому

    12:26 4 value cove over 15-20% crit from amulet + pet rock is crazy.

  • @houligan5254
    @houligan5254 12 годин тому

    Watching NL reroll the powderhorn to reload the popsnappers hurt

  • @DoubleWinning
    @DoubleWinning 21 годину тому

    46:48 the perfect clip farm

  • @Healitall
    @Healitall 22 години тому

    Love seeing those Bazaar videos. :D

  • @wavewithus4081
    @wavewithus4081 21 годину тому +1

    What's up with the buying->selling loss, he's buying stuff for 2 and selling it for 1 and then calling it 'economics'?

  • @suishcat9407
    @suishcat9407 23 години тому +1

    This game would be perfect if Freezing was gutted

  • @zenoooooo
    @zenoooooo 22 години тому

    56:10 me when i meet a eunuch

  • @ChibiFanboy
    @ChibiFanboy 18 годин тому

    NL would definitely drop +2 or -2 experience points based off of the item minigame that happens on his event loot space

  • @dirtbagpoopheel3697
    @dirtbagpoopheel3697 13 годин тому

    Rip Slay the Spire, we hardly knew ye

  • @matthewselders2061
    @matthewselders2061 19 годин тому

    Always never listen to people who say always.

  • @PongzeLor
    @PongzeLor 20 годин тому

    Long John is not as bad as we all think it is. I had a competitive early long john that got to 7 wins and only loss due to the quickened sandstorm

  • @horando1415
    @horando1415 День тому

    im loving every minute of it jerry

  • @benlavine6259
    @benlavine6259 20 годин тому

    57:55 aware

  • @farslashenjoyer
    @farslashenjoyer 23 години тому

    here loud and proud for another bazaar check

  • @gooel
    @gooel 23 години тому +3

    Is this game still tainted by the creator's crypto stance

    • @5irus
      @5irus 23 години тому

      Boo hoo dude

    • @gooel
      @gooel 20 годин тому +3

      @5irus no I'm serious I don't know anything about it

    • @kookoo275
      @kookoo275 18 годин тому +1

      What is so bad about using block chains for in game items? It's a natural and effective usage of the technology. Plus you'll maybe be able to sell the items on a marketplace later.

    • @konga382
      @konga382 17 годин тому

      @@kookoo275 there's no advantage to a blockchain system for video game items over a simple account database system and nobody wants to transfer their items to other games or sell them on a marketplace dude

  • @quincyjones9657
    @quincyjones9657 22 години тому

    We finally got to the rank 10 in chat arc

  • @yesdupmail
    @yesdupmail День тому

    2 hour bazaar video? We are truly blessed

  • @Croc1579
    @Croc1579 22 години тому +1

    Always hate when he throws on purpose 😢

  • @temporarilyembarrassedgodd9656
    @temporarilyembarrassedgodd9656 23 години тому

    i will eat the entire can of cranberry sauce

  • @agrocreepers
    @agrocreepers 23 години тому +1

    wooooooo i cant wait till this game comes out ima play the shit outta this im already watching the shit outta this

  • @Dino_Valentino
    @Dino_Valentino 22 години тому

    Suiting up my Long Johns for this one

  • @sloesty
    @sloesty 18 годин тому

    Cant wait for this to go free

  • @christopherboylan9793
    @christopherboylan9793 День тому

    I love this series
    What a game
    But...how DID they get the beans above the frank?!

  • @adisonsmith2633
    @adisonsmith2633 День тому +1

    WOO MORE BAZAAR

  • @frosted7544
    @frosted7544 18 годин тому +1

    sooo no slay the spire, then?

  • @matt-mel
    @matt-mel 19 годин тому

    As a type a: stream bazaar is brutal. Bro just bought the flagship and gave dmg to pet rock
    Edit: no way

  • @girlwoaface
    @girlwoaface 20 годин тому

    I thought we were all using index match now.

  • @BareFootGamer12
    @BareFootGamer12 23 години тому

    27:09 is cannon with flagship not insane?

  • @funmaster5249
    @funmaster5249 День тому

    more bazaar, I do be pogged

  • @Fummy007
    @Fummy007 16 годин тому

    56:31 AlphaGo be like

  • @zjl0017
    @zjl0017 23 години тому +1

    how bazaar

  • @DoubleWinning
    @DoubleWinning 22 години тому

    So much thanksgiving talk and here I am thinking: If the food is that good, why do we only eat it once a year?

  • @kingxerocole4616
    @kingxerocole4616 21 годину тому

    As someone who has never played this, make this make sense to me. Is NL getting outplayed or are the other players getting supremely lucky?

  • @dictater_tots
    @dictater_tots 23 години тому

    So glad this series just started coming out now instead of back in October.
    Looking forward to this game launching this month (hopefully) is a lot easier than having to wait like 2 months 😂

  • @Longjumpeh
    @Longjumpeh 20 годин тому

    We're nl gals of course we watch the newest video while in the ER

  • @bizzbizzstudio7037
    @bizzbizzstudio7037 19 годин тому

    why would he buff the narwhal over the piranha I can't

  • @andrewschaefer2001
    @andrewschaefer2001 23 години тому

    lol I'm writing a stock trading python bot listening to this

  • @FatherOfTheSeas
    @FatherOfTheSeas День тому

    WAITER KEEP THESE COMING, post your shit indeed

  • @NoahsAverageLife
    @NoahsAverageLife 14 годин тому

    This game is too hard for grandpa

  • @ChompstonTReximus
    @ChompstonTReximus 16 годин тому

    leeloo dallas multicast

  • @mcgoo721
    @mcgoo721 21 годину тому

    Axisotaku is a crazy username lmao lfg

  • @boccci
    @boccci 23 години тому

    i have a brain worm and this game is a compost pile

  • @mariofan055
    @mariofan055 13 годин тому

    what's wrong with vlookup?

  • @CrocsAreNice
    @CrocsAreNice 23 години тому

    Bazaarly entertaining

  • @redstripe_papi
    @redstripe_papi День тому +17

    No views. He's cooked

  • @borgar1765
    @borgar1765 22 години тому

    i'm bazaaring

  • @TheStithLord_
    @TheStithLord_ 23 години тому +1

    plz play moare bazaar

  • @brennancarr2611
    @brennancarr2611 22 години тому

    Ryan

  • @slowtie89
    @slowtie89 21 годину тому

    Backseating is cringe but can someone please for the love of god tell him to stop taking chocolate bars literally every hour of the day regardless of the other options

  • @derpaboopderp1286
    @derpaboopderp1286 21 годину тому

    Pelago posting

  • @deadline6879
    @deadline6879 День тому

    No views, let's go!

  • @scribesarchive289
    @scribesarchive289 23 години тому

    Just unlock new characters man

  • @fallaciousphilosophy8079
    @fallaciousphilosophy8079 День тому +3

    24 seconds no views, NL really fell off

  • @xanianjamfalcon
    @xanianjamfalcon 22 години тому

    I gotta get this game I could do it worse

  • @Guenwhyever
    @Guenwhyever День тому

    Does anyone know when NL plans to start using the other characters? I'm not a Vanessa hater.. but thematically she just doesn't interest me!!

  • @abstractsymmetricity
    @abstractsymmetricity 17 годин тому

    How Bzr