Everyone got a plan till they get hit for 20k (The Bazaar)

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  • Опубліковано 6 гру 2024

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  • @turbomollusk1761
    @turbomollusk1761 2 дні тому +540

    People who said a 36 year old father of one couldn't do it are in shambles.

  • @daniron8893
    @daniron8893 2 дні тому +154

    Bro is about to die with 43 gold and he wants to "save money." This economy has done a number on people.

    • @Buzz-u9s
      @Buzz-u9s День тому +5

      He's also on 9 wins so it's his last fight no matter what

  • @Cgreen123
    @Cgreen123 2 дні тому +505

    It’s nice to have a game like this that’s nice to look at. Dont get me wrong, backpack battles and super auto pets have their own thing going, but this… is a nice change of pace.

    • @WhiteKnuckleRide512
      @WhiteKnuckleRide512 2 дні тому +86

      Idk man, I def like it more than sap or backpack but the artstyle really does scream “AAA slop” to me, although maybe that’s mostly a UI thing. Maybe it’s not a fair comparison but I’m way more of a fan of the first person animations and stuff from Diceomancer

    • @jonathanfrakes9505
      @jonathanfrakes9505 2 дні тому +25

      Tbh, slay the spire as well. That game is hideous and it definitely took me longer to respect the game because of it lmao

    • @festivite
      @festivite 2 дні тому +100

      @@jonathanfrakes9505 bro would NOT make it in the beauty and beast

    • @WorldWide671
      @WorldWide671 2 дні тому +24

      ​@@WhiteKnuckleRide512game's giving modernised PopCap vibes.

    • @profquiz1730
      @profquiz1730 2 дні тому +23

      Nah, I agree, it has this distilled fantasy heartstone-esque vibe, but maaan I can't lie it's sooo pleasant to look at

  • @SumRndmPenguin
    @SumRndmPenguin 2 дні тому +233

    25:00
    Holy shit the Langxian that could

    • @holyyoghurtman1952
      @holyyoghurtman1952 2 дні тому +23

      mighty long john

    • @TheAmericanBR
      @TheAmericanBR 2 дні тому +11

      Long John the temptress

    • @Psyonicgaming
      @Psyonicgaming День тому +2

      I've run into a 2500 damage Langxian with a 4.5 second cooldown before that was permahasted. Lost that fight REAL quick haha.

  • @HammyLIVE
    @HammyLIVE 2 дні тому +58

    The Sharpening stone on board to project strength is solid.

  • @handoverthestromboli6715
    @handoverthestromboli6715 2 дні тому +90

    Only fools would fall like a boulder, I flow like a wave. 🗣️🌊 🌊 🌊

    • @SerjeTheRobot
      @SerjeTheRobot 2 дні тому +19

      Only a fool would try to deceive a Crane.

  • @quizno1965
    @quizno1965 2 дні тому +108

    when he unlocks pyg we're locked in for 20k episodes for sure

    • @joshuamitchell3441
      @joshuamitchell3441 2 дні тому +31

      BUY SELL SELL BUY BUY BUY BUY SELL SELL SELL

    • @gillday780
      @gillday780 2 дні тому

      @@joshuamitchell3441+2 +nose exhale

  • @tomasbreunig4950
    @tomasbreunig4950 2 дні тому +139

    not even 30 minutes and I'm already poggin, also one must not A-type chatter, A-type chatter is the long series killer.

    • @dlszach
      @dlszach 2 дні тому +22

      Type-A chat away he doesn't read UA-cam comments anyway and it's free engagement boost for his videos.

    • @Gabu_
      @Gabu_ 2 дні тому +2

      That's entirely dependant on NL not killing 10 runs in a row to the same mistake

    • @M_J456
      @M_J456 2 дні тому +2

      A-type chatter is the game death that brings total obliteration. I will face my backseating.

    • @vmp916
      @vmp916 2 дні тому +3

      @@Gabu_that’s the kinda shit we are talking about

  • @kookoo275
    @kookoo275 2 дні тому +143

    31:10 selling the cove before selling the chocolates made me a type A chatter

    • @phoneticfinatic2710
      @phoneticfinatic2710 2 дні тому +16

      He was a max HP connoisseur this run for sure. Valued 60 hp over the extra 3 on cove

    • @jasm50
      @jasm50 2 дні тому +11

      For me it was selling life preserver but keeping anchor and clamera.

    • @omniclast
      @omniclast 2 дні тому

      Oh no, after yester-ray I was hoping this was an on stream vid...

    • @LaserStorm117
      @LaserStorm117 2 дні тому +2

      Take some responsibility for your actions. You've always been type A.

    • @Dman1050
      @Dman1050 2 дні тому +2

      This was small time, not putting anchor next to crane, and then noticing it should be next to it, just to not move it correctly and STILL not have it next to crane. I would be a type a chatter watching this....

  • @jowl9928
    @jowl9928 2 дні тому +291

    For anyone worrying slay the spire is not kill he just forgot to upload it (from stream)

    • @solokiou5602
      @solokiou5602 2 дні тому

      But is it coming later today ?

    • @tyrant1577
      @tyrant1577 2 дні тому

      Thank you

    • @jowl9928
      @jowl9928 2 дні тому +8

      @@solokiou5602 He said it would be tomorrow

    • @WhiteKnuckleRide512
      @WhiteKnuckleRide512 2 дні тому +17

      All I’m worried about for slay the spire is that he’s going to get too into The Bazaar and he’s not going to play Slay The Spire: Downfall after he beats the silent

    • @Zeb771
      @Zeb771 2 дні тому +9

      I'm not worried. I'm chill. I'm chiller than you.

  • @MrGhostTheBigRoast
    @MrGhostTheBigRoast 2 дні тому +82

    i cant believe im about to spend money on a buggy game before its polished and launched as f2p

    • @jlpz24
      @jlpz24 2 дні тому +26

      I told my friend yesterday if NL posts two more bazaar videos I won’t be able to stop myself from spending 30 dollars on a game that will be free to play eventually.

    • @soLDotA
      @soLDotA 2 дні тому +14

      Ah shit, I can't believe I've done this.

    • @theunknown4025
      @theunknown4025 2 дні тому +3

      Honestly it's worth it, the game is amazing

    • @kookoo275
      @kookoo275 2 дні тому +4

      Why would you feel bad about supporting an indie game dev making an awesome game?

    • @WolfishMagic
      @WolfishMagic 2 дні тому

      i spent 2 days in the reddit giveaway thread and got lucky! if u cant spare the cash consider trying that

  • @philipshakkour6741
    @philipshakkour6741 2 дні тому +106

    Hmm i have an item that attacks every 2 seconds and an item that attacks once the entire fight and immediately ends it, which one should i enchant with my healing effect ? The answer WILL SHOCK YOU!

    • @kookoo275
      @kookoo275 2 дні тому +5

      XD to be fair, if it DID work the way he thought (heal for amount of damage) he made the right choice

    • @philipshakkour6741
      @philipshakkour6741 2 дні тому +28

      @@kookoo275 well, if we're splitting hairs, every fight up to that point had ended as soon as the platform attacked once, so even though i understood the temptation of a huge heal, it still wouldnt make sense! the goal was to live long enough for it to go off!
      i mean i try not to be a type A chatter but he's bringing out of me this game not because i think i know better but because he doesnt organize his board at all! if he says oh i know im choosing between this effect and that but i think this is better i would keep my cool but he's not looking at the adjacency synergies at all!

    • @williammitchell6254
      @williammitchell6254 2 дні тому

      No he was one shotting everybody if it worked how he thought it would be equally foolish.​@@kookoo275

    • @omarijackson1034
      @omarijackson1034 2 дні тому +2

      ​@@philipshakkour6741 this part!! some people are saying he couldn't have known but it didn't matter lol sub was better either way

    • @TheMarkoSeke
      @TheMarkoSeke 2 дні тому +5

      I feel like he would have gone infinite with the heal on submarine

  • @KaikiIsTaken
    @KaikiIsTaken 2 дні тому +169

    We're the bazaar guys, of course we watch the video within 30 seconds of it being uploaded

  • @Malao558
    @Malao558 2 дні тому +36

    Never underestimate the power of the Clamera. It’s like a 2 mana 2/2 with upside. Not flashy, but it’s a house.

    • @zac9389
      @zac9389 День тому +1

      I cannot for the life of me figure out what the upside for clamera is. It just seems irredeemably inefficient

    • @camerongct
      @camerongct День тому +2

      @@zac9389 It has a start of combat effect. Oftentimes it's used to kickstart the actual build.

    • @bufoz
      @bufoz 23 години тому

      yeah start of combat is so so good. the faster an item has value the better.

    • @ABomm
      @ABomm 22 години тому

      @@zac9389 It's not great at bronze / silver. But at diamond it targets 4 items, if you find some slow buffs (like at curio's junkyard) you can pretty much slow their entire board for the fight.

  • @JacoIII
    @JacoIII 2 дні тому +33

    44:55 niles after frasier shatters the 100m dash world record.

  • @lol_extea
    @lol_extea 2 дні тому +27

    42:37 got me acting like I'm watching dora the explorer

    • @RedChuJelly
      @RedChuJelly 2 дні тому

      +2

    • @kingraptor11
      @kingraptor11 2 дні тому +2

      I thought I was a proud type B, but I was genuinely stressing out 😭

  • @destroyerheekoo
    @destroyerheekoo 2 дні тому +98

    not healing the sub was kinda big blow

    • @ananimal9779
      @ananimal9779 2 дні тому +19

      Yeah, the crane is the opposite of a sustain target. The sub having heal and the crane being unstoppable would have worked out better imo

    • @eonblue9713
      @eonblue9713 2 дні тому +1

      Yeah, that was making me CRAZY AHHHHHHHH

    • @Zanaki113
      @Zanaki113 2 дні тому +3

      To be fair, if the crane healed for 10k health every time it shot thats pretty huge, the biggest fault of this game is its really bad at explaining what a lot of enchants and buffs do, and some text straight up lies about what it does so its a trial by fire kinda thing.

    • @logicalhazarda
      @logicalhazarda 2 дні тому +12

      ​@@Zanaki113If the cranes doing 10k healing he doesn't need to heal because the crane did 10k damage. If the sub had healing he would have won the last combat no problem

  • @andrewjsusanto
    @andrewjsusanto 2 дні тому +72

    she work on my docks till I level

    • @Bladius_
      @Bladius_ 2 дні тому

      She Scale on my crane til I Multicast.

  • @IzzyJ777
    @IzzyJ777 День тому +3

    Him selling the cove instead of putting it next to the crane is bringing out the type A chatter I can't control myself.

  • @Tglizzy_
    @Tglizzy_ 2 дні тому +12

    At Tristan Tate’s house. In the war room. Watching the bazaar tapes. Sipping Johnny Walker. Alone. With Tristan.

  • @HolyDeviant1
    @HolyDeviant1 2 дні тому +12

    20:13 A manager cleans out his lazy retail employees

  • @evanhalstead9940
    @evanhalstead9940 2 дні тому +17

    The anchor was adjacent to a large item for one fight then sat stranded in between two small items meaning it wasnt getting haste or letting crane scale even faster. This is the NL we know and love.

  • @vulthad
    @vulthad 2 дні тому +5

    damn, the heal on crane instead of submarine actually mattered :(; very nice run no matter what tho

  • @randolfthegray9841
    @randolfthegray9841 2 дні тому +10

    That freeze potion might have been the difference maker. Not sure but maybe

  • @SpeckledSphinx4
    @SpeckledSphinx4 2 дні тому +9

    36:24 me when I’m craving a footlong sandwich.

    • @rawngilla
      @rawngilla День тому

      UA-camrs when you ask what pairs well with a like

  • @Tringard
    @Tringard 2 дні тому +5

    well, I caved and bought into this off your videos and then stayed up too late playing. I like this title and how the tension of its implications shift as the game progressed.

  • @KaikiIsTaken
    @KaikiIsTaken 2 дні тому +37

    14:07 "It turns out that 12 seconds is way too long"
    I agree, but my girlfriend begs to differ 😂

  • @Stormer224
    @Stormer224 2 дні тому +25

    A 36 year old father of one can't get 4 wins in bazaar in unranked

  • @dolphinbj1629
    @dolphinbj1629 День тому +1

    Just got back from telling all my friends and loved ones that a 36 year old father of one couldn’t get 4 wins in bazaar, can’t wait to crack open this new NL video and have none of my previous assumptions upended

  • @AaronMDubya
    @AaronMDubya День тому +1

    39:00 okay, i was missing the slay the spire posts until this moment. Now this game's won me over

  • @MyIrishWhiskey
    @MyIrishWhiskey 2 дні тому +11

    Keep the Bazaar content coming

  • @Zanaki113
    @Zanaki113 2 дні тому +3

    I have no idea why he was using the cog since he was perma hasted anyway, instead of the slow which might have saved him or the MASSIVE freeze item that very likely would have won the game for him, but it was an amazing comeback run anyway, we love to see it.

  • @porkloin1826
    @porkloin1826 2 дні тому +10

    Seeing NL repeatedly put the crane on the end or next to a small item turned me into a type A chatter

  • @Nacl-y
    @Nacl-y 2 дні тому +17

    1:30 Metapod vs Metapod vibes

    • @mcgoo721
      @mcgoo721 2 дні тому +1

      Frick!! That was the first thing that came to mind 😂

    • @lunarsunset
      @lunarsunset 2 дні тому +1

      +2 lmaoooo

  • @jacobadderley2643
    @jacobadderley2643 2 дні тому +1

    Proud of you brother! This game has so much going on - way not to get swamped down!!!

  • @thedragonian4849
    @thedragonian4849 2 дні тому +4

    I appreciate that you edited out breaks in these videos now lol

    • @kinggizzard9250
      @kinggizzard9250 2 дні тому

      He just paused the recording. He does it pretty often for UA-cam only content, if you want edited twitch vods you have to watch the librarian

  • @krangel212
    @krangel212 2 дні тому +7

    im pogged out of my submarine for the bazaar

  • @cozuu9190
    @cozuu9190 2 дні тому +4

    based that NL is grinding out one character at a time until he feels comfortable vs skipping around

  • @Dschonathan
    @Dschonathan 2 дні тому +1

    When the one shot weapon crits: NL sleep
    When the one shot weapon multicasts: *NL r2d2 noises*

  • @frankiecedeno3724
    @frankiecedeno3724 2 дні тому +6

    Putting a heal on the item that wins the fight every time might be the most tilting thing I’ve ever seen NL do

  • @borgar1765
    @borgar1765 2 дні тому +1

    i'm loving every minute of this, ryan, I'm loving every minute of it

  • @Graveler28
    @Graveler28 2 дні тому +2

    this is like going to the slots but without the fun of losing all your savings

  • @WolfishMagic
    @WolfishMagic 2 дні тому +4

    THE BATHROOM BREAK WAS EDITED OUT??????? WHO KIDNAPPED NL AND REPLACED HIM WITH A DOPPELGANGER

    • @Nocron99
      @Nocron99 2 дні тому +3

      i dont even think it was edited i think he just paused the recording

    • @0Rookie0
      @0Rookie0 2 дні тому

      Welcome to the bespoke youtube videos. It's a recent tech all things considered but it's hard to teach an old dog new tricks sometimes.

  • @frogwizard9580
    @frogwizard9580 2 дні тому +1

    Holy crap hes making bespoke bazaar content for youtube. They (NL) said it couldn't be done and now he's proving them wrong

  • @Kurobeau
    @Kurobeau 2 дні тому +12

    How Bazaar, how Bazaar~ ooo baby, oo baby. It's making me crazy (it's making me crazy~). Everytime I look around~(everytime I lookaround) It's in my face!

  • @neilbradley9035
    @neilbradley9035 2 дні тому

    sick build, so fun to watch. really hope to play and watch you play more!

  • @BlahBlahBlehBloo
    @BlahBlahBlehBloo 2 дні тому +4

    58:14 Me when I live on Jupiter

  • @LockOn7016
    @LockOn7016 2 дні тому +1

    he was so close to putting the anchor next to the the crane

  • @misterprofessor5038
    @misterprofessor5038 2 дні тому

    18:11 The lifeguard at the local pool after he learns from a coworker he'll be fired before the end of the week.

  • @jacobrayner1388
    @jacobrayner1388 День тому +1

    That crane about to beat balatro ante 15 given a few more seconds

  • @toprakardaklnc1790
    @toprakardaklnc1790 2 дні тому

    really like the bazaar youtube specials keep em coming man

  • @sensereference2227
    @sensereference2227 День тому

    Nice. I hope this series sticks around.

  • @ihave2cows
    @ihave2cows 2 дні тому +2

    when hard wilson outdamages the longjohn

  • @DoctaBelmore
    @DoctaBelmore 2 дні тому +1

    I do feel that this man heavily overvalues the clamera bro. 9 seconds is a long frickin time

    • @Jaco9307
      @Jaco9307 2 дні тому +1

      he overvalues it so much that he kept it the whole fucking game what are we even doing

  • @maxine603
    @maxine603 2 дні тому +20

    We’re bazaar guys of course we will watch the video twice to boost the algo

    • @gakulon
      @gakulon 2 дні тому +2

      Off topic, but I love ur profile picture!

    • @maxine603
      @maxine603 2 дні тому +2

      @@gakulonty ty ty ❤

    • @hypno5690
      @hypno5690 2 дні тому

      It screams "I'm a 16 year old Tumblr user", very on point

    • @maxine603
      @maxine603 2 дні тому

      @@hypno5690 it is like 6 years old lmao

    • @hypno5690
      @hypno5690 2 дні тому

      @@maxine603 okay it's still the same image though

  • @franklin7760
    @franklin7760 19 годин тому

    Aquarium owner when they need a fish that will feed on their extra car batteries: 20:03

  • @elliotelliot3475
    @elliotelliot3475 2 дні тому +2

    18:12 me about to move back home after graduating

  • @khaaaled2007
    @khaaaled2007 2 дні тому +1

    Great run, thanks for the company

  • @kokosan09
    @kokosan09 2 дні тому

    "you deserve to lose because your build made me angry"
    NL is so real for that

  • @mattcroft
    @mattcroft 2 дні тому +1

    7:14 me in 2006 when i download 10,000 Days on Limewire

  • @zidanesword
    @zidanesword 2 дні тому +2

    It's 1am here, guess I will sleep at 2am.

  • @enumthunder
    @enumthunder День тому

    loving the bespoke bazaar content

  • @jasondixon1314
    @jasondixon1314 2 дні тому +8

    it wouldnt be an NL show without him making questionable decisions right from the start, LMAO.

  • @TheStithLord_
    @TheStithLord_ 2 дні тому +1

    dont stop playing this game plz

  • @OGLOCdr3w
    @OGLOCdr3w 2 дні тому

    We're Bazaar Boys
    We love it when our shop keepers want us to be happy

  • @GratefulNPC
    @GratefulNPC 2 дні тому

    I have sucumb to mental fantasies while watching this, and now firmly believe in a reality that is not, someone please help

  • @Allthenameable
    @Allthenameable 2 дні тому

    This is actually a unique build. Crazy skills

  • @MrultiPaul
    @MrultiPaul День тому

    58:14 my computer when you tell it to do something each hour

  • @common_cross
    @common_cross 2 дні тому

    Just wait till he discovers Pufferfish + Cloak or Water Wheel

  • @kamelontti3926
    @kamelontti3926 2 дні тому

    hook it straight to my veins, brother.

  • @thejewk386
    @thejewk386 День тому

    Who doesn't want a 2.1 second Andrew?

  • @seankenny174
    @seankenny174 2 дні тому +2

    39:10 uh who said that tho

  • @Korrus_
    @Korrus_ 2 дні тому

    He underrates the silencer so much it pains me

  • @KittSpiken
    @KittSpiken 2 дні тому

    36:11 sad end to planning weekend activities

  • @ottokopp770
    @ottokopp770 2 дні тому

    At this point I am certain a 36 year old father is the only one to have the perceveirance and complete ignorance for details to actually do it

  • @Fummy007
    @Fummy007 2 дні тому

    This run had me pogging out of my gourd

  • @Immersed94
    @Immersed94 2 дні тому +1

    Strap me in and take me to the Bazaar brother

  • @DavidSouls3
    @DavidSouls3 2 дні тому +2

    Pls let it be the new SAP

  • @uhm3487
    @uhm3487 2 дні тому +1

    Selling Haste pot broke me

  • @jamiefrantz5748
    @jamiefrantz5748 2 дні тому

    No slay the spire lunch video has me crashing out

  • @willdurant141
    @willdurant141 2 дні тому

    New catchphrase, I'm afraid.

  • @atomicanachronism8849
    @atomicanachronism8849 2 дні тому

    I cannot watch these videos anymore man
    something about his gameplay brings out the type-a chatter in me

  • @SillyRiceCrispy
    @SillyRiceCrispy 2 дні тому

    I am fiending for moar bazaar content

  • @ItsRiskyy
    @ItsRiskyy 2 дні тому

    Damn, heal on sub and lifesteal on crane would've gone crazy

  • @zenoooooo
    @zenoooooo 2 дні тому

    I love this guy, he can't read the cards either

  • @jeriji6592
    @jeriji6592 День тому

    This run was cinema

  • @Farticuss
    @Farticuss День тому

    A 36 year old father of one fould never get 4 wins in The Ba-- holy shit.

  • @nijjanxiang9269
    @nijjanxiang9269 2 дні тому

    i will watch every bazaar video these are peak

  • @levitarr6736
    @levitarr6736 День тому

    I love thumbnails

  • @chrisburgos8672
    @chrisburgos8672 День тому

    NL im not sure if you read comments on here, but how are some people cooking with their builds so hard? It seems insane sometimes I get to my third win and the monsters come out of the wood work. Thank you for my new addiciton

  • @Antoine893
    @Antoine893 2 дні тому

    That first fight was a real nailbitter

  • @sean6721
    @sean6721 2 дні тому

    Great game - just a comment on your run. You skipped on the skill when one of your items gain freeze opponent gains 24 burn, you should have grabbed it as end game there's a ton of freeze and you also have the skill that freezes your items at the start. So late game, don't sleep on that skill, it can be killer for people that freeze your whole board. In your last match you can see your opponent has it and your skill triggered his that stacked burn on you. It's a good skill when you don't have many anti-freeze counters.

  • @derdrakkar
    @derdrakkar 2 дні тому +8

    My man starts a build, then derails it for no reason to throw in like 3 non-synergistic weapons that deal shite for damage, every single time.

    • @myspicyclips6402
      @myspicyclips6402 2 дні тому +3

      i have a feeling you would be total ass at this game

    • @plastiktuten3866
      @plastiktuten3866 2 дні тому

      literally every time lmfao
      when he set up the anchor build just to derail it for the crane I was fuming

  • @iwayuru1716
    @iwayuru1716 День тому

    He definitely would have had a dub with freeze potion over cog.

  • @garcipat
    @garcipat 2 дні тому

    without investing in the eal, 8bviously it doesnt work. you maybe didnt consider upping his damage. items that ups its damage can probably scale quiet fast since eal has to coolwodn of all the enemies weapons.

  • @seankenny174
    @seankenny174 2 дні тому

    "we're not burn posting" (has "causing burn causes freeze") F

  • @IMadeUpKear
    @IMadeUpKear День тому

    putting heal on the thing that one shots everything...

  • @kaizerdeath12
    @kaizerdeath12 2 дні тому

    Peak ending right there

  • @DJchoppa666
    @DJchoppa666 2 дні тому

    yeah i was waiting for this one too

  • @smoothkiwi7032
    @smoothkiwi7032 2 дні тому

    What is shield if not life preserving