"Tell me why I should be an Astrolabe." "It buffs your docks." "Say no more." That's how you spot a born salesman. Was that the actual best reason to buy an Astrolabe? No, but it was the only way to sell it to him. 10/10
1:11:48 apparently this version of this item wasn't meant to be in the game and was an earlier version, and was patched out. Worth noting this version of puffer was also emergency removed from the item pool due to being too strong, amazing he got both in 1 run
The 3gb update is because the devs decided to reinvent the wheel with their own launcher and it doesn't patch stuff, just downloads the whole game again.
@@EpicUltraKingSmizzy It also gives you access to the largest games platform in the world, plus a bunch of benefits. But I can see why they'd avoid it, when their game is going F2P soon.
How Bazaar, how Bazaar~ ooo baby, oo baby. It's making me crazy (it's making me crazy~). Everytime I look around~(everytime I lookaround) It's in my face!
Can someone explain his love of clamera? It's a 9 second item that slows 2 items for 1 second, effectively slowing their charge time by like .5 seconds each. Maybe if it did freeze instead of slow, but the math doesn't really make sense to me
Trigger on start is really good, especially in the late game. Fights tend to cascade fast in the late game and there are also skills that trigger on your first slow so you can have an explosive start
@@KUBADUPAPUPADUMB Unironically though, this is probably one of the reasons why I think I'll enjoy watching NL more than paying to play it. Games like this just have too many little synergies that'll fly over my head, and even if I know I can just let them go and have fun, I'll still feel like I'm missing out on stuff if I don't look things up.
As someone who does play this, it sure is a lot of fun, but quite frustrating to learn as you will get bodied by the players early on. If you have the patience, play it, otherwise just enjoy the videos and have a good time.
I tried downloading it on my Mac, thought it would be ok cause its a newer model with an M2 processor, thing turns into a furnace within 5 minutes so I'll have to get a different computer to play
Surely multiple heal/shield items would be ideal with the puffer/haste engine, but he always seems to pick a choose between them while keeping illusory or catfish around.
If it's true that if you get bad luck early and the game never gives you dupes to upgrade your gear that means later the game will never give you dupes, that's terrible design.
I don't understand how the last opponent was getting all their shields. I looked at their skills and items and it doesn't make sense. Visually it shows the top-right skill being responsible, but math doesn't check out. That skill shields Dooley whenever Dooley afflicts burn for the same value. But he's definitely not inflicting 1.3K burns.
Love it when he shuts down the person who said he needs pufferfish. I hope they really take his message to heart and start enjoying games instead of chasing the meta
40:10 No, they didn't. It's that the puffer fundamentally works differently at the time you played this. It has its own cooldown now and doesn't apply poison on haste.
Northernlion I love your content. I feel like you make anything enjoyable to watch, and that is AWESOME. Thanks for so consistently entertaining us. :)
okay, so guys, tell me if I'm on to something or if I'm just wrong. Stacking haste on pufferfish seems to have a hardcap. Once you get it two trigger two different hastes each time its used, there's no reason to take any more haste (outside of making your other items better) because the item activation itself takes like .2 seconds and can't be skipped, meaning no matter how many time half of its cooldown gets charged it will never benefit from charge more than twice. Basically, every time someone suggests sacrificing something in order to trigger more haste activations its sabotage.
His last opponent's skill was bugged out, right? Heat Shield is supposed to give you shielding equal to the burn on your burn items when you get burned. That should be like 100 shield, but he was getting multiple instances of 1300 shield, it looks like it was triggering each tick of burn damage.
0:06 Rosa Parks is definitely a great Outkast track, but its on Aquemini, not ATLiens. I don't know enough about this game to backseat it, so my type-A instincts must be applied elsewhere
slow is strong. the slow happening instantly in the fight is very strong, since fights tend to be decided quickly. with astrolabe it instantly gets haste due to being used which is another haste trigger for pufferfish, similar stuff with jellyfish i suppose.
"Tell me why I should be an Astrolabe."
"It buffs your docks."
"Say no more."
That's how you spot a born salesman. Was that the actual best reason to buy an Astrolabe? No, but it was the only way to sell it to him. 10/10
he yearns for the docks
56:32 LocalThunk was so smart for his "jokers can't have more than three lines of text" rule
I keep my damn mouth open and NL just keeps feeding me
Happy Birthday!
Pause
that's very visual...
@@CoolGuy-sd5un man not like that cmonnn
super glizzy overdrive
15:34 "Show me your Spotify Wrapped, I want to see if you are chronically depressed."
Ouch, now I feel called out.
Joke's on NL! All of my metal ballad songs are on YT music!
“Maybe you don’t know what’s in your best interest.” Had me rolling
when you're kind of drunk every play he suggests sounds like a stellar plan
we are slay the spire guys of course we watch the bazaar anyways
We're SAP guys, of course we stopped watching and forgot about NL months ago, but are pleasantly surprised to watch him play a new thing!
We’re Bazaar guys of course we watch sts anyway
This is the Mantra of the End Boss: "If you didn't want to deal with some bullsh*t, you should have won early."
I fear the day NLs Bazaar addiction ends
dont ask SAP fans how they feel
He still hasn't played the other characters. I hope that keeps the addiction going a bit longer.
cmon bestie it’s been like a week
Don't be sad because it ends, smile because he missed a tinted rock.
@Tom3kkk why because NL played their favorite game for 2 years straight? 😂
What is he so afraid of?
6:06
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+2
The beast of modes, I’m afraid
dont hurt him, he's ryan
The bald police is coming for him😔
underrated comment, super funny
Me when NL uploads: "like my crew says at the bar... ANOTHER ROUND!"
Jesus, this gotta be part of the reason puffer got DELETED from the game xD
1:11:48 apparently this version of this item wasn't meant to be in the game and was an earlier version, and was patched out.
Worth noting this version of puffer was also emergency removed from the item pool due to being too strong, amazing he got both in 1 run
when someone asks me what my favorite John Carpenter movie is
Absolutely correct
+2
so true
So true 🧖
+2
I cant believe you would just blatantly steal the librarian's content like this... I thought you were better
The 3gb update is because the devs decided to reinvent the wheel with their own launcher and it doesn't patch stuff, just downloads the whole game again.
Us gamers love installing an entirely new launcher for one game and no benefit.
@@Pebphiz us linux-based gamers LOVE running the launcher through steam so it uses proton 💀
@@Pebphiz Steam takes a 30% cut on profits. Just makes sense to avoid it if you can.
I'm not sure there's "no benefit", when Steam literally would've made everything 30% more expensive…
@@EpicUltraKingSmizzy It also gives you access to the largest games platform in the world, plus a bunch of benefits. But I can see why they'd avoid it, when their game is going F2P soon.
It is very funny that NL’s “Bob Dylan playing the harmonica” noise is the same as his “something has gone terribly wrong in Slay the Spire” noise.
Bob Dylan, high as hell, playing the harmonica. Which is even better I think lmao
1:12:20 the servers DEFINITELY wanna keep CinemaEnjoyer down
+2
They hate to see him on top
I really hope the type a's don't ruin this for him
it appears that is already happening lmao
Holy icy puffer is beyond broken lmao
that freeze pufferfish was fuckin disgusting.
I keep forgetting theres like 3 other characters he just doesnt play
Twin Peaks and Alanis Morrisette inside the first few minutes. Yeah, this one is right in my Q zone
As is fitting for its name, Twin Peaks is peak. Absolutely goated TV
I know these names better than I know my own grandmother's
MOON RIVER ROCK, MOON RIVER ROLLLL
we're eponymous title track guys
We're Rosa Parks guys
Of course
bro said rosa parks like it isn't on Aquemini my goat is washed
They're gonna talk about the puffer fish in this run like we do to the 100 pts game from wilt
1:03:44 wtf dawg thats me
You got robbed by that 1 in 3 freeze!
yeah I dunno how they gonna balance late-game freeze, I don't envy Tempo's position in this regard
Haste and freeze should probably diminish slightly, but I'm no game designer
"I don't have to paint my shit red, my body does it for me. Is that good?" -NL 2024
Big gamer just cooked the whole stove with that freezing pufferfish
How have I watched like every bazaar video you released...I need more.
How Bazaar, how Bazaar~ ooo baby, oo baby. It's making me crazy (it's making me crazy~). Everytime I look around~(everytime I lookaround) It's in my face!
he has gotten so good at this game, what a bloody legend
The Bazaar itches the same thing Super auto pets itched for me millennia ago
Can someone explain his love of clamera? It's a 9 second item that slows 2 items for 1 second, effectively slowing their charge time by like .5 seconds each. Maybe if it did freeze instead of slow, but the math doesn't really make sense to me
I think he was told to grab it by chat once and just does it out of habit now
@dirken1174 So true. +2
It triggers at start of fight, so it's great for quickstarting your conbos kinda like holster.
Trigger on start is really good, especially in the late game. Fights tend to cascade fast in the late game and there are also skills that trigger on your first slow so you can have an explosive start
Its a clam camera
Holy pufferfish
Okay now this is Bazaar 0:53
I'm not sure yet if I actually want to play the game myself or if I just love watching NL play it.
Personally, I found the playing is a little much . If only I had chat tell me what all the right moves are so I didn't need to think...
@@KUBADUPAPUPADUMB Unironically though, this is probably one of the reasons why I think I'll enjoy watching NL more than paying to play it. Games like this just have too many little synergies that'll fly over my head, and even if I know I can just let them go and have fun, I'll still feel like I'm missing out on stuff if I don't look things up.
As someone who does play this, it sure is a lot of fun, but quite frustrating to learn as you will get bodied by the players early on. If you have the patience, play it, otherwise just enjoy the videos and have a good time.
@@KUBADUPAPUPADUMBwhat chat? I don’t see anything in the video. I always thought the chat references a collective of voices in NL’s head
I tried downloading it on my Mac, thought it would be ok cause its a newer model with an M2 processor, thing turns into a furnace within 5 minutes so I'll have to get a different computer to play
yeah theres a reason they removed pufferfish
Surely multiple heal/shield items would be ideal with the puffer/haste engine, but he always seems to pick a choose between them while keeping illusory or catfish around.
If it's true that if you get bad luck early and the game never gives you dupes to upgrade your gear that means later the game will never give you dupes, that's terrible design.
I don't understand how the last opponent was getting all their shields. I looked at their skills and items and it doesn't make sense.
Visually it shows the top-right skill being responsible, but math doesn't check out. That skill shields Dooley whenever Dooley afflicts burn for the same value. But he's definitely not inflicting 1.3K burns.
Pufferfish enjoyers in shambles after the latest hotfix
what'd they do to puffer?
@@Tom3kkk deflated it
@@Tom3kkk took it out back
This is the most busted run he had so far
They had to hotfix puffer out of the game to keep NL's power in check
0:08 Edward Nixon, 1955:
Love it when he shuts down the person who said he needs pufferfish. I hope they really take his message to heart and start enjoying games instead of chasing the meta
40:10 No, they didn't. It's that the puffer fundamentally works differently at the time you played this. It has its own cooldown now and doesn't apply poison on haste.
Someone tells him it's active like 10 seconds later ICANT
13:41 So true NL
i think the 3gb update thing was saying its indicative of how many changes must have been made
If only Slay the Spire had artwork of this quality.
my top 2 song was Peanut Butter Jelly Time me thinks I know how to live life
Narwhal just wants the invite to the after-party.
I didn’t think I would say this but the bazaar goes kinda crazy man
its funny to hear pufferfish isn't fair when we have dooleys doing the same thing still to this day
Seeing NL hit the optimal Pufferfish build with correct placement satiated the Type-A inside of me like nothing else
Northernlion I love your content. I feel like you make anything enjoyable to watch, and that is AWESOME. Thanks for so consistently entertaining us. :)
Bro we are so back this is such good content
Frost and healing are both broken on pufferfish, but ice on it is just absolutely fucking crazy
15:33 NL Reading the gays to filth. (it's me, I'm the gays)
queer systems engineer with The Mountain Goats at the top of my Wrapped for the past four years-- caught, I'm afraid
38:39 it could be anything, it could even be a boat
NL just never stops with the drip.
he doesn't know about Fauna's graduation
Elevators, not a convo
It's bazaar how good this content is :)
Just finished yesterday's episode a second ago pog
We are in the best of timelines.
okay, so guys, tell me if I'm on to something or if I'm just wrong. Stacking haste on pufferfish seems to have a hardcap. Once you get it two trigger two different hastes each time its used, there's no reason to take any more haste (outside of making your other items better) because the item activation itself takes like .2 seconds and can't be skipped, meaning no matter how many time half of its cooldown gets charged it will never benefit from charge more than twice. Basically, every time someone suggests sacrificing something in order to trigger more haste activations its sabotage.
I think it depends on if that animation actually has to play to add the poison and I was *not* paying that close attention
Oh no no no it’s like finding the StS series all over again…. I must restrain myself
all cannon, two balls
*reading chat* "Poison pivot? I wouldn't go that far."
me, the perceptive youtube viewer: pufferfish in thumbnail for the 3rd video in a row
Best song on Highway 61 Revisitsd is Desolation Row
28 minutes ago im losing my touch
I’m not going to fall for the clamera engagement bait
pufferfish is to NL as photochad is to Roffle
15:50 jokes on u i still use pandora to listen to chuck berry
Icy puffer isn't ok holy shit
His last opponent's skill was bugged out, right? Heat Shield is supposed to give you shielding equal to the burn on your burn items when you get burned. That should be like 100 shield, but he was getting multiple instances of 1300 shield, it looks like it was triggering each tick of burn damage.
0:06 Rosa Parks is definitely a great Outkast track, but its on Aquemini, not ATLiens.
I don't know enough about this game to backseat it, so my type-A instincts must be applied elsewhere
Bald
sry
lol
+2
NL, Rosa Parks is on Aquemini
elevator is the best song on ATLiens easily
Is this post or pre puffer nerf?
Watching him hold onto an illusoray and a useless catfish hurts my soul. The bronze pearl is also completely useless lol
The fact you want to backseat with your music taste hurts my soul
@MrMegaChilli and what do you listen to bozo? Dubstep? Classical? Country?
@@MrMegaChilli HOOOOLY
@@MrMegaChilli Hey at least they have some Outkast, daft punk, Gorillaz and Queen on the bangers playlist.
We’re type B chatters, of course we’re watching while during.
Can't wait for the F2P version to come out! Would be cool if the sponsor gave away keys!
I dont think hes sponsored
@@derpaboopderp1286 We gotta change that!
the "don't put heal on puffer" guy doesn't understand that is literally the only reason he won the previous fight.
The heal on puffer was good but overighting with freeze was also the right move
I couldnt believe he overwrote it with the icy at first but then I see the power 😂
@@ryan1000011 100% and it showed up right before he would have fought someone who would have gotten past the healing. a truly god tier run.
Watching NL is making me worse at the Bazaar
Yaas more Bazaar
bro i have to go on twitch and start yelling at the screen but live (not gonna type anything lmao)
Bro could've had +40 shield on the pearl, but decided nah.
buddy who cares
This this hurts to watch but hes learning
"You are 你是笨蛋 Jack" wtf this means "You are [you're an idiot] Jack" 33:31
Why does this guy keep picking chocolate over health increases that are just objectively way more health
If I ever see NL face me my life will be complete
Can anyone explain why he likes clamera so much? Is it any good?
It wouldn’t be a deck builder without NL falling in love with a random mid card
@@bootmanbill2362 he's just like me fr
slow is strong. the slow happening instantly in the fight is very strong, since fights tend to be decided quickly. with astrolabe it instantly gets haste due to being used which is another haste trigger for pufferfish, similar stuff with jellyfish i suppose.
It is very strong early tho as another nerd has explained here
In certain builds maybe... but i think it's because someone in chat was drooling all over it the first time nl saw the card, and that stuck with him.
that dammed pufferfish owes me 15 dolars!!
"The end isn't getting 10 wins the end is having a good time" and this isn't about the bazaar
CRAZY
the clamera glazing continues.
@northernlion nice coat!
40:17 Steely Dan acknowledged
Longjohn enjoyer
Who UP longing They john s right now?