You can't handle the puffer (The Bazaar)
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He’s entered his teenage years with this game where he stops trusting chat and starts doing things just to be contrary.
And I'm loving every second of it
The funny part is I think this video is pre patch. This exact or very similar builds in the new patch are like 100% winrate.
@@ChilledParadox Yeb poison has always been kind of oppressive because there's basically no counter to it. Now it's arguably even worse.
Just like SAP, bro never learns...I remember the days when he refused to pivot into the good stuff and ran Mosquito and Ant into the end game and goes "surprised Pikachu face" when he loses to Dodo and Rooster
We've entered our late 20's and early 30's, commenting on youtube videos because we can't backseat a content creator successfully.
Whoever told him that freeze on haste is better than haste at start of fight cooked the run so hard lmao
Exactly 💯
Same to everybody telling him not to use wheel for like 3 days
@@silverstrings292 I kinda get the lack of wheel cause the cooldown for that is basically the same as the water wheel so you're only getting like 0.5 haste out of it before everything's perma hasted anyways
okay I get it now
@@234fddesa but the pufferfish attacks for every haste applied
I love watching chat cope so hard when they recommended him to use seaweed and drop wheel period and as soon as he started doing his own thing it immediately worked
Who out here Longing their John right now
+2
he had a long jhon run today that was pogged the f up
in trhe club straight up longing it right now. and by it? i mean my john
1:06:02 Achilles that one time when that thing happened
+2 Greek joke
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Holy
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11:15 Find someone who loves you as much as Egg loves Langxian
You mean Long John, right?
Farewell puffer hopefully you come back even stronger.
We're Lanxhian guys, of course we defend NLs choi- oh we're dead guys.
Said the janitor to the freshly waxed floor.
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Alas, the title has been changed. Future generations will unearth this comment eons from now and forever debate its meaning.
But you, the ones from the beginning, will know. You must pass along the knowledge to your progeny to preserve this joke that gave you a minor chuckle.
@konix777 Dear elder, what was the original title if I may request?
Not even NL gameplay could save the pufferfish win rate from pulling a nerf.
Just got a pufferfish win post-nerf, it’s still plenty powerful
@@WhiteKnuckleRide512it literally hasn't been nerfed yet. Hotfix will start 4 min after this comment is made
@@WhiteKnuckleRide512oh shit I think I just realized you think the nerf is a buff. It's so good it's broken and that they're disabling puffer rn
@@XxZeldaxXXxLinkxX puffer was different yesterday from when i played over the weekend. this footage is from last week.
@@VulcanP90 yes I realized that
chat is gonna ruin this game for him
I like to sit and take extensively detailed notes on what NL is doing during his run and then I swap to red font color and write my critiques under each individual line. Someday when I get his email I'm going to email him all of the critiques I have for his Bazaar and Balatro runs.
Type-A e-mailer
I do this for Slay the Spire as well, so hmu and I'll send you my Slay the Spire notes too
Sanest chatter
I love this game. I love it so much that i comment about it under every video in fear that it will stop.
Tears from the backseat machine must flow.
i love every minute of it
I fear for the future of Slay the Spire
He's definitely going to finish the Silent. As for the Heart runs and the Downfall mod, we can only hope...
He said he's still making videos for StS, he just forgot to upload them.
@@AOZ.a fellow downfall enjoyer I see. It was looking so possible but I fear Bazzar has put it in the grave
The wise man does not fear for the future of Spire, but looks forward to the bright days of the Bazar to come
@@danieloconnor4638 listen I can do both
Ritual Dagger is so good it made its way to The Bazaar
except in this game its 5 energy and does 6 damage
“You’re getting fish buddy!” Is a great description of this episode
NL's bazaar adventure
Started the video with a quick little Moondance for that van morrison intro
51:31 is my new fav Northernlion moment for sure
He will never work at the docks to earn coin
Find someone who takes care of you the way NL takes care of the Cove.
26:58 me when I'm organizing the wrestling match but all I have are faces
The AxisOtaku arc is incredible
With the choices NL makes the game should be called The Bizarre
+2
maybe they should really call it the loozarre
1:06:02 The Wicked Witch of the East watching from beyond the grave as Glinda steals the shoes off her corpse and gives them to Dorothy
I'm going fucking bonkers dude. 57:09. The order is jellyfish, ray, pufferfish, waterwheel, captain wheel, seaweed.
Chat broke him, he played seaweed when he didn't have wheel and complained that it was weak, ectoplasm was SO SLOW.
we coulda had it all man
Honestly I blame the chatters on this one
@Pashizzle500 too many wannabe Type-A chatters
"Ben morrison is not chinese"
Call it backstab the way it is a crazy opener
I hope this series doesn't go away any time soon. Commenting in hopes to make it happen :P
Hey man I know this is a little weird but my wife almost died yesterday and watching your stream got me through freaking out about the surgery. As we’re normal adults I know it wasn’t your intention but I do appreciate it nevertheless.
Bazzar is great and you’re keeping me sane thank you
Bazar more like bizarre how much I watch these videos
Don't reuse jokes!
unfortunately I thought I was being original
Bizarre is type a chatter paradise and im here for it
the long john incident and his repercussions
Delightfully watching another mans spiral into madness.
1:06:02 me when I'm Achilles
Don’t worry UA-cam, its the last f bomb for the next 5 minutes.
NL from 40 seconds in the future: 😉
captain wheel next to pufferfish by waterwheel was a huge missed opportunity the whole run
Can't wait til the vids get past the update from a few days ago. The start is just so *different* now, and lots of cards are too
Wasn't catfish basically always better than jellyfish this run, since pufferfish was constantly maxed out on attacks per second? Catfish not only has way faster attack rate, but it also scales poison damage every time it gets hasted (which is a lot). Plus, they are both friends, so you get the slow ray multi.
The return of Long John
Can anyone tell me why EVERYONE was saying Jellyfish is infinitely better than Catfish, even though CATFISH DOES MORE POISON, HAS A LOWER COOLDOWN, AND SCALES DURING THE BATTLE? It seemed like it was dragging him down the whole run
I mean at this point we need a good Long John run
When NL sold Langxian I can only imagine chat looking like the celebration scene at the end of Return of the Jedi
That convoluted thinking around wheel
Greatest out of context opening line to a video ever.
“ECTOPLASM ACTIVATES MORE, HEALS FOR MORE AND IN THIS HOUSEHOLD, ECTOPLASM IS A HERO”
“So no fuckin seaweed?”
(I’ve been binging Sopranos if you can’t tell)
Instructions unclear came in the puffer
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that fucking graph...
3:09 this part killed me as a 23 year old who's been watching this channel since the start of Rebirth
He caught me saying stream by mistake lol
44:45 rip the pufferfish next to the large item… would’ve loved to see it still pop off
**and** he ignores the chatter that tried to help him at 49:02
**AND** he ignores the flanking toxins upgrade at 55:52! I am losing my mind.
Ok NL is definitely right about seaweed being worse though. Mathematically. Seaweed is +10 heal on aquatic activation. He has an item that hastes on aquatic activation, haste procs his poison twice which is like higher than 10, meaning he heals over 20 more. The only case where ectoplasm could possibly be worse is if the opponent can cleanse over half his poison somehow.
I'm not a 100% sure about any of this but wouldn't you get 10 per activation of 5-6 aquatic items vs like 13 poison from the puffer and 11 poison from the jelly? That's 50 vs 24 if everything activates evenly. If the poison is doubled (which I missed seeing in the video) then it's a wash. If water wheel is aquatic then seaweed is better no? Unless the doubling is for every haste which I don't think I'm conscious enough of what was going on to notice. I'm trying to wrap my head around it without being able to scroll over the items myself.
And shoot I didn't even remember that manta fires multiple times while giving no poison.
@@0Rookie0 Why wouldn't manta give poison? It's an aquatic item. Jellyfish and waterwheel both gain haste when an aquatic triggers. That's two applications of 13 poison when manta triggers, so saying manta triggering gives no poison is just flat wrong. And if manta multicasting would proc seaweed thrice, shouldn't it also proc jellyfish and waterwheel thrice? If not, that's just the game being inconsistent, not northernlion being wrong. And you don't need to pay attention to everything going on in combat, just read the item effects lol. Aquatics trigger 2x haste. Haste triggers poison. 2x is better than 1x. What more is there to get?
@@godlyvex5543 there's an internal cooldown on items.
1. seaweed triggers on any aquatic item
2. jellyfish triggers on any aquatic item
jellyfish triggers pufferfish
pufferfish does 10-20 poison (and i think triggers jelly making it infinite but im not sure)
its literally atleast the same, the synergy just takes 2 steps instead of 1
I can't get enough Bazaar, this is like a new Super Auto Pets, I can (and have) watched hours
it's so much better to watch when he has chat to walk him through every step of the run
Whoever told him not to use wheel was either a top tier troll or the worst type A chatter of all time lmfao
Wake up honey new puffer fish menu uploaded
0:30 me when i signed up for the NYC marathon shortly before shitting my pants and throwing up on one of the water holders
Crazy reference to make.
Gotta hit those spreadsheets.
@@josemondragon6335 we're locked in
Fucking jump scare when Sniper Rifle shows up early
Call him silver the way his John long
The stream turned into a witch hunt except witches actually existed real quick
Can somebody please explain to me why chat was so confident that Seaweed outscales Ectoplasm? Seaweed just seems worse.
Seaweed objectively scales more. It activates for 10 more for literally everything on the board, including water wheel. Every item would proc it for 10 extra, the only item that would give me I'm that situation is puffer fish and it's not enough to be more. The math is literally so easy to do I don't understand people that are claiming that ectoplasm is higher. It makes me feel like I'm going insane.
PUT SOME RESPECT ON ECTOPLASM!!!
NL posts this and Puffer gets immediately removed from the game...coincidence? Probably.
Only OG’s remember the buffer
47:19 yes, timing out ppl speaking clear rubbish as if they know stuff.
NL is a pro at taking the wrong lessons from a win
plz keep holding your chat accountable I love it
Wearing what garment did Pop go a-creeping, out to the barn or to the hay?
How Bazaar, how Bazaar~ ooo baby, oo baby. It's making me crazy (it's making me crazy~). Everytime I look around~(everytime I lookaround) It's in my face!
almost had another string ray multicast incident.
of course we're Bazaar guys, we watch the Bazaar stream and then the Bazaar vid!
long john enjoyers are FEASTING
edit: where is my long john
funniest backseating of all time
Digging the axis Otaku arc ngl
This game screams Vegas slot machine, but I can't help when NL is just absolutely going crazy on the randoms in chat.
Went to the Pol shop and they said you're the biggest smoker in the whole joint
It's like watching a child crash a car into a McDonalds
One day NL will play Dooley. let that sink in.
The fact that him and Kripp are playing the same game at the same time is insane. Master player or.... the other one
Was he this bad at SAP?
He is not bad at these games, he merely refuses to give in to the analysis paralysis and instead prefers to just click random things and look at the pretty colors. He is blessed by the mandate of heaven while you do accounting in hell.
Loving The Bazaar content NL
You're getting fish buddy
That Isaac post is some rage bait for sure lol
Everybody loves the bald man bazaar.
WHAAAT IN THE TARNATION IS T oh i thought it was different.
The wheelhouse placement though
chat not knowing what they are talking about or gaslighting him and making egg lose on multiple days lmao
This game is addicting to watch NL play
i cant wait to see him on the next patch, lanxiang is no longer bait
37 seconds ago is bazaar
plz NL don't glance while playing, i'm enjoying this too much for the backseaters to ruin it
bro he like actively encourages backseating with this game
me playing the defect against the champion after he reached less than 50% HP
the people that said astrolabe and waterwheel are also good, meant to say those items are busted and its a guaranteed win to 10
What can I say? I'm a simple man I see The Bazaar I click the video
Someone needs to tell him that Puffer can only trigger so many times per second so excess haste is wasted
Calling "read your third skill" an impossible escape room clue...
the pop off at 51:25 is 'cinema'. where can I buy that on a t shirt /rhetorical
This will be the last time you see long john. (Hopefully he tries it again)
You guys that think the puffer change is a nerf... Spoiler:
It has become stronger than you could ever imagine
Spoiler 2:
They're actually hot-fix patching out the puffer entirely rn as I write this comment
I want a Time Machine just so I can go back in time to type A this stream
52:02 Pavement reference
seaweed was aquatic, the other one heal scalling with poison wasnt aquatic,
all your items were aquatic so it was gaining +10 heal per every item activation whereas your poison was gaining +13 from puffer and whatever from the jelly
seaweed would activate far more cuz of the watermill + it would make watermill go faster ( guess watermill was capped at that point anyway)
so yes i do believe that seaweed would be better and i havent played the game yet so i might be missing something i guess
Jellyfish -> When you use another aquatic item this gains haste
Puffer -> When you hate another item, apply x poison
So you are talking about aquatic items always giving +10 heal, but every aquatic activation is applying a haste to jellyfish which activates puffer which is applying a poison already and that is how ectoplasm is scaling. So any time Puffer > 10 is always better than seaweed PLUS it gains heal for poison from other items (eg jellyfish activation, ectoplasm, fish when he had them) PLUS from skills that apply haste. There was a narrow window I think where puffer was
more bazaar content to feed my rotting brain