Dr. Steven Seagal | Chapo Trap House

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КОМЕНТАРІ • 38

  • @TerrenceNowicki
    @TerrenceNowicki 3 місяці тому +60

    Coming to in a hospital bed while Seagal stands over you dressed like a doctor would be exactly like Jerry's reaction in that episode of Seinfeld where he found out he got a blood transfusion from Kramer.

  • @marxistarchaeologist
    @marxistarchaeologist 3 місяці тому +12

    "Am I in heaven?"
    Seagal: "No, you're in a hospital"
    Me: "Then why am I seeing an angel?"

  • @quadabyte8933
    @quadabyte8933 3 місяці тому +23

    Is "the good doctor" a sequel to "a good man"?
    "I'm a , mother fucking, surgeon..."

  • @toadvine7952
    @toadvine7952 3 місяці тому +20

    It was nice meeting Dr. Seagal in the hospital except when he ate my pudding.

  • @bluechalk6275
    @bluechalk6275 3 місяці тому +19

    Dr. Seagal saved my life when I was half past dead.

    • @redlightmax
      @redlightmax 3 місяці тому +3

      Or, as I call it, dead-thirty.🥁
      [crickets]
      Is this thing on?

  • @KaseyKahne5
    @KaseyKahne5 3 місяці тому +8

    steven seagal wearing a lab coat with chinese dragons on it would signal to me that I'm in heaven

  • @gautkin
    @gautkin 3 місяці тому +7

    Couple of points from a native of Russia.
    That labcoat is typically required in most Russian hospitals to be worn when visiting certain wards. Some places used to require a little lab hat and shoe covers too.
    Also, Steven Seagal is so much more popular in Russia than he is in the States. I cannot attest for current young generation, but anyone over the age of 25 has seen a lot of him in movies and he is often unironically counted as an action superstar

  • @noidontlikeu
    @noidontlikeu 3 місяці тому +19

    If im the patient, id think i was Marked For Death

  • @marrickvillian
    @marrickvillian 3 місяці тому +19

    I would like to be woken from surgery by Dr Jackie Chan.

  • @ItsOgre
    @ItsOgre 3 місяці тому +10

    It would be nightmarish without the proper context but for me waking up to the greatest Italian Japanese Jamaican Indigenous artist of all time burning sweet grass, and yelling “anybody seen Richie? Anybody know why he did Bobby Lupo?” and calling everyone a “bombocl**t” before bowing and chopping a melon in half with Samurai sword would be a dream come true.

  • @RancorousSea
    @RancorousSea 3 місяці тому +9

    Steven fuckin Seagal? That's the doctor who *trains* the doctors that train doctors! What the FUCK is he doing in MY hospital?

    • @RancorousSea
      @RancorousSea 3 місяці тому +1

      I'm a little surprised the patient isn't on the floor and he's not leering down at them while sitting on a chair. That produce really is good for you.

  • @corynewton3865
    @corynewton3865 3 місяці тому +10

    I love how everyone mocking Steven Seagal now is doing a bad Tom Segura impersonation.

    • @redlightmax
      @redlightmax 3 місяці тому +4

      Steven Seagura? That's all I got.

    • @zampano8217
      @zampano8217 3 місяці тому +1

      Cumtown did it first

    • @AwesometownUSA
      @AwesometownUSA 3 місяці тому +1

      I mean I remember Chapo doing Steven Seagal bits back in like 2016…

  • @BoneMachine1443
    @BoneMachine1443 3 місяці тому +6

    to quote the tagline of another famous medical professional: he's got a pdf in kicking your ass

  • @egorkotkin
    @egorkotkin 3 місяці тому +18

    2:40 it’s not at all weird for the Russians, on the contrary, Steven Seagal is very recognizable here as one of the action stars from the 90’s. Not as big as Schwarzenegger, but on par with Sylvester Stallone or Jean Claud Van Damme for sure.
    That is probably why he basically ended up settling down here. He’s definitely more respected in Russia than in the US (or rather people are less aware of his bs and look at him through rose glasses of nostalgia for the era when Hollywood was entirely new for us).

    • @gautkin
      @gautkin 3 місяці тому

      Very well put. By no means am I fond of his work now, but growing up in Russia in the 90s every household had at least a few bootleg cassettes of his movies. And some TV stations I bet still regularly play mini-marathons of him.

  • @GIBKEL
    @GIBKEL 3 місяці тому +7

    This is literally insane.

  • @FreddyDaleginds
    @FreddyDaleginds 3 місяці тому +1

    Great as always ❤

  • @Cussy69_420
    @Cussy69_420 3 місяці тому +5

    Where Mama at?

  • @PotentialAutist42069
    @PotentialAutist42069 3 місяці тому +1

    The 'Neese!

  • @kaneohe47
    @kaneohe47 Місяць тому

    Valentina used to work for Purina, they fired her.

  • @SUPERBURLBOYROY
    @SUPERBURLBOYROY 3 місяці тому +3

    A flock of Steven seagulls?

  • @jaks2478
    @jaks2478 3 місяці тому

    Guys can you help me, what is Amber saying, "percocet and pangolus"??

    • @PuttEnEye
      @PuttEnEye 3 місяці тому +1

      I also couldn’t understand!

    • @jayanti2371
      @jayanti2371 3 місяці тому +1

      i was about to ask as well

    • @easyitalianmen
      @easyitalianmen 3 місяці тому +11

      she said percocet and pangolin, it's a chinese medicine joke

    • @jaks2478
      @jaks2478 3 місяці тому +1

      @@easyitalianmen OMG thanks hahaha

  • @lnope403
    @lnope403 3 місяці тому +1

    She said Percocet and what? 5:18

  • @cumfartchuglord
    @cumfartchuglord 3 місяці тому +2

    firsty

  • @fredfuckstone914
    @fredfuckstone914 3 місяці тому +1

    Wow. I missed this. Extra sympathy for the victims jfc

  • @bitteralmonds666
    @bitteralmonds666 3 місяці тому +5

    This wouldn’t even close to meeting up with Gerard Depardieu. This would be like meeting Olivier Gruner.
    🧉🦄👌🏽

    • @tite93
      @tite93 3 місяці тому +3

      Funnily enough Gerard Depardieu also settled in Russia. Could be next time people will actually wake up with him standing near the bed