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  • Опубліковано 17 лис 2024

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  • @quadabyte8933
    @quadabyte8933 10 місяців тому +77

    Anyone else except Brace sending that video to Felix would be grounds for the ADL to recognize it as a hate crime.

  • @AwesomeJerkface
    @AwesomeJerkface 10 місяців тому +53

    “Rabbi’s were no clipping through his house” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @DawryMike
    @DawryMike 10 місяців тому +62

    "My centurion wants the whole shul cleared, we don't do stuff like this in Gaul"

  • @jacksonduruy4303
    @jacksonduruy4303 10 місяців тому +48

    This whole incident is just making me think of Fivish and Friends

    • @00SmileTime00
      @00SmileTime00 10 місяців тому +14

      "Well maybe he should remember who put him in office"

    • @MrShock8
      @MrShock8 10 місяців тому +1

      Its almost like actual antisemites run the jewish caucus

  • @GradientMann
    @GradientMann 10 місяців тому +52

    Ive heard alt-right guys say Jews are undermining our society, but i didnt think they meant it this literally 😂

    • @SonsoftheEagle
      @SonsoftheEagle 10 місяців тому

      They sacrificed Jesus for healing sick people on the sabbath. They are crawling through the sewage looking for children. Pure evil.

    • @willknowsright9615
      @willknowsright9615 10 місяців тому +22

      ​@BreadKing333 calm down Adolf.

    • @jonathangrafton4016
      @jonathangrafton4016 10 місяців тому +3

      @@SonsoftheEagle That wasn't the reason for Jesus being crucified, and they weren't looking for children.

  • @caramitten9526
    @caramitten9526 5 місяців тому +30

    This clip never fails to make me burst out laughing.

  • @sislater6334
    @sislater6334 10 місяців тому +38

    Now we know why Jericho's walls really fell down

  • @Commie_Mike
    @Commie_Mike 10 місяців тому +88

    The fact that cumtown ended before this story happened is a travesty

    • @kylet3033
      @kylet3033 10 місяців тому +14

      Adam’s bug tunnels got fumigated by the NYPD

  • @tinta1796
    @tinta1796 10 місяців тому +30

    This is the greatest story ever told

    • @gregh2367
      @gregh2367 10 місяців тому +2

      It really is

  • @EmpureMedia
    @EmpureMedia 10 місяців тому +34

    I was talking to a friend about this who had 0 knowledge & he truly looked at me like I was telling him the earth is flat.
    You cannot casually bring this up without serious resistance lmao

  • @oscarstrokosz2986
    @oscarstrokosz2986 10 місяців тому +26

    Dwarfs fighting over karaz-a-karak.

  • @gabasonichu
    @gabasonichu 10 місяців тому +142

    Hell yeah! Amber's back!

    • @DamTheKid
      @DamTheKid 10 місяців тому +4

      Fuck yeah who needs gross Matt

    • @pats4lifebb
      @pats4lifebb 10 місяців тому +1

      @@DamTheKidlmao

    • @ongobongo8333
      @ongobongo8333 10 місяців тому +19

      ​@@DamTheKidSHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

    • @alanfulcher460
      @alanfulcher460 10 місяців тому +20

      @@L_Martindon’t be so hard on yourself!

    • @alanfulcher460
      @alanfulcher460 10 місяців тому +7

      @@L_Martin ^ edited. I bet the first draft of that was even worse

  • @4DRC_
    @4DRC_ 10 місяців тому +24

    The children yearn for the mines!

  • @raven_g6667
    @raven_g6667 10 місяців тому +26

    I deal with schizophrenia and this Felix's experience with this story is the perfect analogy for how I have to live part of my life lol. Things I see or hear, I sometimes have to question if it's real or not 😂

  • @hughcucumber
    @hughcucumber 10 місяців тому +48

    Tunnel Snakes Rule!

  • @Virjunior01
    @Virjunior01 13 днів тому +3

    and it really did end up being the funniest story of the year

  • @penabler
    @penabler 10 місяців тому +14

    The city cannot be allowed to fill the hole until the Arkenstone is recovered.

  • @palchristianandersen9086
    @palchristianandersen9086 10 місяців тому +19

    I saw Chabad Tunnels once. They opened for Demdike Stare.

    • @tylerboosterb7810
      @tylerboosterb7810 10 місяців тому +1

      Sometimes I scroll past a joke that I know clearly wasn't meant for everyone, but definitely meant for me. got a good lol out of me

  • @TheManWithNoNickname13
    @TheManWithNoNickname13 5 місяців тому +27

    The Fiddler In The Walls!

  • @michaelreich9714
    @michaelreich9714 10 місяців тому +13

    I was impressed with the working toilet. Combat Plumbing. That's devotion.

  • @alexritchie4586
    @alexritchie4586 8 місяців тому +30

    They discovered the Hamas Transatlantic Tunnel.

    • @eriktillman8114
      @eriktillman8114 6 місяців тому +7

      I love how the IDF has spent millions of dollars on elaborate 3D renderings of Hamas tunnels beneath every hospital in Gaza but can't show a single photograph of any that they've supposedly cleared.

  • @poindextertunes
    @poindextertunes 10 місяців тому +27

    i guess you spend hours goin deep down the “rabbi hole” on this one 😂

  • @jeremy____5747
    @jeremy____5747 8 місяців тому +30

    In dungeons deep....
    And caverns old...

  • @screechweiner2921
    @screechweiner2921 10 місяців тому +10

    "yohanan's in the basement digging up a route to take. under the the pavement, gonna make the buildings shake."
    "look out yids, look what you done did. . . god knows why, but you're doing it again "

  • @LittleLargeMouth
    @LittleLargeMouth 10 місяців тому +9

    Welcome back Amber!

  • @thuzan117
    @thuzan117 10 місяців тому +16

    "The Rabbi's in the Walls"

  • @TurtleChad1
    @TurtleChad1 10 місяців тому +48

    There's something very comical about witnessing a rabbish man emerge from the bowels of the city like some mythical creature.

    • @robert9016
      @robert9016 10 місяців тому +8

      Why are you everywhere wtf

    • @Gum_Cuzzler
      @Gum_Cuzzler 10 місяців тому +10

      @@robert9016He’s CIA

  • @elizabethbennet4791
    @elizabethbennet4791 9 місяців тому +21

    Hasidic tunnel gnomes

    • @jeremy____5747
      @jeremy____5747 8 місяців тому +2

      "In every wish and dream and haaaaaaappy home / You will find the kingdom of / THE GNOOOOOMES!"

  • @PR0MAN01
    @PR0MAN01 10 місяців тому +18

    Maybe I just missed it, but what's the actual purpose of the tunnel? Was it to just sneak into the cinegogue, and if so why? Isn't it a public building anyone can go in?

    • @interior.imperial1
      @interior.imperial1 10 місяців тому +25

      They were trying to find the Mikvah that the Rebbe Schneerson used. These Hasidic people are a splinter sect of the Chabad Movement that think Shcneerson was the Messiah.
      Imagine Mormons excavating the hill where Joseph Smith "found" the Golden Plates, because they want to be "at the place where It happened."

    • @dreambuffer
      @dreambuffer 10 місяців тому +2

      They were jewish preppers

    • @nos9784
      @nos9784 10 місяців тому +3

      I heard there was a renters dispute (they shared the building with another synagogue upstairs), or possibly the intent was to evade covid restrictions.

    • @auntijen3781
      @auntijen3781 10 місяців тому +6

      After a long, heated dispute over who infact has control/ownership of the place the original group (OG) & the splinter group (SG) went to court.
      Resulting in the Judge ruling in favor of the OG.
      This enraged the SG bc it meant that they would not have access to the place without the permission of & in the presence of members of the OG who had the keys.
      The SG created the tunnel so that they themselves could have 24/7 total access to the place without the OG folks presence or permission.
      The article read in this vid @15:50 mentions "About 6 months ago..... *to gain unauthorized access to the mikvah*...."

  • @raiogelato6921
    @raiogelato6921 3 місяці тому +11

    Who wins? Vietnamtunnel networks, khamas tunnels or this?

  • @AlZ-oy4si
    @AlZ-oy4si 10 місяців тому +7

    Gentrification: Drake turneth away in disgust.
    Morlockification:

  • @HaplessHypnagogic
    @HaplessHypnagogic 10 місяців тому +13

    Damn.. Truly been a rough one for the J's

    • @nedrobinson7490
      @nedrobinson7490 10 місяців тому +3

      And NONE of is self-inflicted 🙈😂

    • @samsca8529
      @samsca8529 7 місяців тому

      “the J’s” lmao “Js” is this the new way of being antisemitic lmao

    • @samsca8529
      @samsca8529 7 місяців тому

      @@nedrobinson7490Cringe

    • @nedrobinson7490
      @nedrobinson7490 7 місяців тому

      @@samsca8529happy Easter

  • @ozymandias-saidcomorian3871
    @ozymandias-saidcomorian3871 10 місяців тому +22

    Amber is back, shit audio! We are sooo back baby!

  • @direktive4
    @direktive4 10 місяців тому +3

    'i felt a great disturbance in the force'

  • @nedrobinson7490
    @nedrobinson7490 10 місяців тому +6

    OOOooooOOO that’s a BINGOoOoO

  • @Go_Home_British_Raj
    @Go_Home_British_Raj 10 місяців тому +8

    Escape back into New York

  • @adams3627
    @adams3627 Місяць тому +5

    Can't believe none of them came up with The Shabboshank Redemption

  • @thrillhouse-five
    @thrillhouse-five 10 місяців тому +2

    absolutely criminal to cut the Arcade Fire drop

  • @elizabethbennet4791
    @elizabethbennet4791 9 місяців тому +6

    the hasidic tunnels were built by gnomes, obviously.

  • @stiddleficks4044
    @stiddleficks4044 10 місяців тому +19

    you’re sheltering enemies of the state, are you not?

  • @freakyzed8467
    @freakyzed8467 10 місяців тому +11

    Sigma males with that underground mindset!

  • @MrLFJ7
    @MrLFJ7 10 місяців тому +1

    Real chapo behaviors

  • @iPig
    @iPig 22 дні тому

    Everything about this occurance brought so much needed joy. I cried laughing at Hasan's coverage of this.

  • @matureyoungman
    @matureyoungman 10 місяців тому +6

    /just when you thought the jews that boycott Israel were their saving grace...

  • @ZenBen_the_Elder
    @ZenBen_the_Elder 6 місяців тому +8

    The loom of Heaven strikes again! Damn...careful there, Wizard Will. 20:50
    This was indeed, as predicted, the best news story about Jews you will hear in 2024.

  • @matthewmcallister9354
    @matthewmcallister9354 10 місяців тому +1

    Been awhile

  • @deleteduser2291
    @deleteduser2291 10 місяців тому +21

    No mention of the stained mattresses???

    • @Fishdogpigsquirrel
      @Fishdogpigsquirrel 10 місяців тому +5

      lol does this not surprise you? Who do you think pays their wages?

    • @Bobsaget121
      @Bobsaget121 7 місяців тому +15

      @@Fishdogpigsquirrelpatreon? They’re used mattresses, used mattresses have stains. People spill drinks, kids have accidents, you start your period in the middle of the night. You don’t need a conspiracy theory to call NYC hassids women/child abusing freaks.

    • @lukasmadrid1945
      @lukasmadrid1945 3 місяці тому +3

      ​@@Bobsaget121my matress is stained as hell, same w/ like 90% of dudes in their 20s that i know. And yeah, jews have children that need beds. People just want any excuse to be anti-semetic (although i wish they brought it up on the pod so morons wouldn't embaress themselves in the comments)

  • @iPig
    @iPig 22 дні тому

    WE DON'T DO DAT IN AMERICUH!

  • @sislater6334
    @sislater6334 10 місяців тому +5

    This whole issue is both sus and problematic

  • @polemius01
    @polemius01 10 місяців тому +7

    Hilarious take on religious fanatics' absurdity.

  • @arempy5836
    @arempy5836 10 місяців тому +11

    CHUDbad

  • @thinkoutloud2144
    @thinkoutloud2144 8 місяців тому

    3:04

  • @crackthefoundation_
    @crackthefoundation_ 10 місяців тому +1

    Arent synagogue tunnels a thing? Poor explanation

    • @Rotwold
      @Rotwold 10 місяців тому +1

      Like a basement? Yeah, probably.

  • @ZenBen_the_Elder
    @ZenBen_the_Elder 6 місяців тому +8

    This was the most sympathetic to Jews as I'll probably ever be in my life.
    Felix has been my guide to the real life of the modern Jew. He is one of the best outcomes of his people currently in circulation.

  • @MrKYT-gb8gs
    @MrKYT-gb8gs 10 місяців тому +6

    Amber, and so on,

  • @denkinoms
    @denkinoms 10 місяців тому +9

    The several small crib mattress with stains and the high chair 😮 wtf is going on? (im not antisemitic)

    • @WhatCanSmith
      @WhatCanSmith 9 місяців тому +3

      a game they've been playing for thousands of years

    • @xp7575
      @xp7575 8 місяців тому +7

      🤡🤡🤡🤡​@@WhatCanSmith

    • @honestabe411
      @honestabe411 3 місяці тому +2

      They abuse kids

    • @rinkohorowitz
      @rinkohorowitz 2 місяці тому

      @@honestabe411No they don’t.

    • @honestabe411
      @honestabe411 2 місяці тому +2

      @@rinkohorowitz my comment was deleted

  • @Cooliofamily
    @Cooliofamily 10 місяців тому +6

    Damn chapo went so far down hill - like this was incredibly boring and unfunny. For example here you have an incident that is not hard to clown on, and these three cornballs somehow managing to fuck it up

    • @divideandmultiply
      @divideandmultiply 10 місяців тому +11

      Like ya know, like whatever.

    • @Fishdogpigsquirrel
      @Fishdogpigsquirrel 10 місяців тому +4

      I mean they are a bunch of cosmopolitan shitlibs. They can be cool sometimes but they don't want to shake the boat too much

    • @kyleleehufnagel
      @kyleleehufnagel 10 місяців тому +33

      You are trying so very very very very hard

    • @SNEED_FEED
      @SNEED_FEED 10 місяців тому +4

      Yeah I agree. Imagine taking some good material like this and turning it into something unfunny

    • @honestabe411
      @honestabe411 3 місяці тому +2

      Can’t turn against the tribe

  • @pantsifypants
    @pantsifypants 10 місяців тому +12

    for the record there have been rumours that the hasidic community does this in montreal under all their properties. Like two or three extra floors down.

    • @sevensicilies
      @sevensicilies 10 місяців тому +7

      Actual SCP article if this isn't contained to new york hasids

  • @DamTheKid
    @DamTheKid 10 місяців тому +14

    Hey whered that comment go where a full grown adult was throwing a hissy fit about Amber talking???? CENSORSHIP!

    • @rodrigoroa6753
      @rodrigoroa6753 10 місяців тому +1

      It's probably that Chris Wade, the most pussified of all the Chapo Crew