For the full episode, subscribe at / chapotraphouse CLIP from Episode 828 - 59’33” feat. Alex Nichols (4/29/24) / chapo-trap-house #chapotraphouse #chapo
She tried training the puppy to hunt pheasants (a type of bird), and then it attacked some chickens (also a type of bird), and she put the puppy down. That poor puppy was probably so confused. It probably thought it was doing what it was trained to do...
Holy crap. Actually looking up what a pheasant and what a chicken looks like (especially looking at a rooster) it makes perfect sense that the puppy most likely terribly trained went after the chickens Edit: Puppy not dog it was like a year old
@@--..-...-..-.--.... 14 is full grown if it's a Chihuahua. Big dogs like her pointer aren't full grown until around 2 years. Even then they're emotionally immature. My neighbors have this German shepherd that's like 2 and is still a baby at heart. It's the same with humans that are around 18-19
"She killed a bad dog folks!!!! Do you think the dog was bad? I think it was bad but some people are saying it was a good dog. I told her "Never kill a dog Kelli!!!" She didn't listen. She should have listened." -President Trump
"Anyway, here's my new VP Mike D Vance! Doesn't he look great, straight outta central casting. He's gonna do what Mike Vence couldn't, he's tough and he's rrready to die! And you're all gonna do it too! Only if you have to folks, only if you want to."
Who knew that this entire time the only reason she was vehemently anti-abortion is because she is just a huge fan of post-term abortion. If it's not potty trained by 4 years old it's lights out.
This reminds me of how G. Gordon Liddy wrote in his autobiography about killing and eating a rat to get over fear of rats, and other small animals. Seemingly to show people how "hard" he was. Some things about conservatives never change
South Dakotan here. Help. She is one of our state's greatest shames, and we have many shames. South Dakota is so far behind in any kind of decent thought. Help us. We were the last state in the union to make animal cruelty a felony. It doesn't matter that we even pased that law because no one investigates it. If someone goes down for it, it's a random guy from town. Never the big ranchers that routinely beat their cattle because they looked at them wrong.
People I know have told me they like her cause she can make tough decisions. I was raised as a Christian conservative so the part of my brain that feels disgust is still the strongest. These people disgust me to no end. The fact that they think I am one of them makes me physically sick. I know how bad it is to feel this way about so many people but I can't help it.
I think she was just relying on the clear pattern that MAGA fans don't really care about reality but if Trump likes you and liberal talk show hosts criticize you then you are a saint, especially if you can frame it as a rural America vs big city issue. So I think she picked something that would obviously get a reaction by liberals because she figured Trump fans would rush to he aid. Don't get me wrong, she's a psycho for killing the dog and she deserves all of the mockery. But I'm guessing that was the point. And while Trump fans don't care about reality, I think they're struggling with this one if for no other reason than that it just seems to make her look stupid for mentioning it.
I think most trump supporters like dogs enough that this offends them, but there is a very specific kind of rural southern/Western conservative who actually really likes killing animals when they are not useful to you. she was probably assuming all the republicans were just like SD republicans
Yes she was definitely going for the "own the wibs" angle. Dogs are too sacred even for the biggest political weirdos. I remember in Always Sunny when Dennis had to go on TV to defend Boko Haram and the internet got slightly mad but when they found out Dennis hated dogs Wolf Cola got cancelled.
I still dont get the 3 horses, i get 1 or 2 but 3. How da hell do you got 3 horses that are to geriatric to function. Pretty sus to me when ya have an old dog that get to skiny cuz he aint eating and ya gotta take him out back ya dont usually have 2 more waiting in the wings. Not from personal experience.
I’m honestly sorta conflicted… dad and his chums sound like they were “stealing” a not insignificant amount of time from their employers… it actually kinda makes Crip Smith sound like he was a real hard-ass if everyone immediately fucked off working when he called in sick. Kinda starting to wonder if this old man was their supervisor since they were forced to sublimate their aggression for him in such an elaborate roundabout way. But on the other hand it’s an immortal sin to harm a cat… 🤷♂️
@@lukegarry7041 From Tennessee they look identical. And from a historical perspective they only exist for political reasons, their existence shifting power in the early days of Congress is the only reason a state with less people than Baltimore was pushed into the Union.
I can’t be the only one who cannot stand the episodes with Alex Nichols on. He contributes nothing but making me miss Matt even more. Jesus Christ he ruins the flow.
She tried training the puppy to hunt pheasants (a type of bird), and then it attacked some chickens (also a type of bird), and she put the puppy down. That poor puppy was probably so confused. It probably thought it was doing what it was trained to do...
Holy crap. Actually looking up what a pheasant and what a chicken looks like (especially looking at a rooster) it makes perfect sense that the puppy most likely terribly trained went after the chickens
Edit: Puppy not dog it was like a year old
@kingkai_3954 yeah, you're right! That was a puppy! 14 months old! That makes it even more worse
@@--..-...-..-.--.... 14 is full grown if it's a Chihuahua. Big dogs like her pointer aren't full grown until around 2 years. Even then they're emotionally immature. My neighbors have this German shepherd that's like 2 and is still a baby at heart. It's the same with humans that are around 18-19
Have the FBI searched psycho Noem's farm for human remains? How many missing vagrants are there in the area?
It sucks that the animals being treated this way are much smarter than most of the American voting base
Like psychotic father, like psychotic daughter
I’m kind of more disturbed by the dad story honestly.
@@Badtown1988 oh he sounds like a straight up villain
@@Badtown1988 Yea that was wild.
@@Badtown1988 Apparently that story was actually taken word for word from Jerry Falwell's memoir, “Strength for the Journey: An Autobiography.”
As someone who grew up on a farm, what the father did to the one legged guy & his cat isn't "rural culture," it's straight up Josef Mengele shit.
someone never had to make the hard choices, I see.
@@RatPfink66 Oh I've had to make hard choices in my life - very hard life & death choices in fact. Just not psychopathic ones.
She's a board certified sociopath
how so
@@armstrongaddy1155you know how sir. Don't act stupid
Least sociopathic republican
How about a broad certified sociopath. Cause she's a broad
"She killed a bad dog folks!!!! Do you think the dog was bad? I think it was bad but some people are saying it was a good dog. I told her "Never kill a dog Kelli!!!" She didn't listen. She should have listened." -President Trump
That's a pretty good impression
"Anyway, here's my new VP Mike D Vance! Doesn't he look great, straight outta central casting. He's gonna do what Mike Vence couldn't, he's tough and he's rrready to die! And you're all gonna do it too! Only if you have to folks, only if you want to."
"Very fine b!txhes on both sides!"
@@TihetrisWeathersby He's been a part of all our brains for 8 years. Of course the impressions have gotten good.
@@parrot4444 Way more fun talking like Trump than Obama. I will say it is fun to call people fat like Biden.
The 2 animals in one day was her "initiation"
Who knew that this entire time the only reason she was vehemently anti-abortion is because she is just a huge fan of post-term abortion. If it's not potty trained by 4 years old it's lights out.
The story about feeding the cat to the guy was from a different horrible politician's memoir. Will corrected himself in the patron episode.
Crazy Mayor Pete's dad did that one day after meeting Chasten for the first time.
It was from Jerry Falwell's memoir to be specific.
Hope somebody got fired for that blunder! 🥴
“Woah woah woah, you killed a dog?”
-Tony Soprano
She sat on it while shooting up
She crawled under there for warmth
What was it barking
@@Tomdelongpenispart of me thinks both Paulie AND Noem would kill a dog simply because it was barking
This reminds me of how G. Gordon Liddy wrote in his autobiography about killing and eating a rat to get over fear of rats, and other small animals. Seemingly to show people how "hard" he was.
Some things about conservatives never change
the only good thing about the story is it's probably a lie
If I had to live with Noem, I'd be aggressive too.
Loving this new Will Menaker laughing out of control vibe.
he did always love the 'bad white women' bits
South Dakota is the worst state. It's a truly horrible place.
Worse than Florida? Cause Florida’s pretty bad.
@@garcalej Florida at least has gators to eat the dumb.
@@toadvine7952 Didn't Matt Gaetz brag about how his grandfather was from South Dakota or something to try to pretend to be a tough Midwesterner?
@@eriktillman8114 North Dakota I believe.
My partner’s sister and brother in law moved there after their marriage. They hate it beyond belief there
Kristi out here drilling dogs like they're the Bakken oil fields.
The behavior of a dog is a reflection of it's owner
Not always, but still - she's a monster for killing it when it was unnecessary.
Trump isn't going to pick a VP who might "send him to a farm".
shes got the vibe of a texas chainsaw family member that moved and got into politics
South Dakotan here. Help. She is one of our state's greatest shames, and we have many shames. South Dakota is so far behind in any kind of decent thought. Help us. We were the last state in the union to make animal cruelty a felony. It doesn't matter that we even pased that law because no one investigates it. If someone goes down for it, it's a random guy from town. Never the big ranchers that routinely beat their cattle because they looked at them wrong.
if its a fake story, the idea that her party is so fucked up that she legit thought theyd take this story well is amazing
People I know have told me they like her cause she can make tough decisions. I was raised as a Christian conservative so the part of my brain that feels disgust is still the strongest. These people disgust me to no end. The fact that they think I am one of them makes me physically sick. I know how bad it is to feel this way about so many people but I can't help it.
Noem seemed like the feral untrainable one.
she and Keemstar have at least one thing in common.
Both have vaginas?
I think she was just relying on the clear pattern that MAGA fans don't really care about reality but if Trump likes you and liberal talk show hosts criticize you then you are a saint, especially if you can frame it as a rural America vs big city issue. So I think she picked something that would obviously get a reaction by liberals because she figured Trump fans would rush to he aid.
Don't get me wrong, she's a psycho for killing the dog and she deserves all of the mockery. But I'm guessing that was the point. And while Trump fans don't care about reality, I think they're struggling with this one if for no other reason than that it just seems to make her look stupid for mentioning it.
I think most trump supporters like dogs enough that this offends them, but there is a very specific kind of rural southern/Western conservative who actually really likes killing animals when they are not useful to you. she was probably assuming all the republicans were just like SD republicans
Yes she was definitely going for the "own the wibs" angle. Dogs are too sacred even for the biggest political weirdos. I remember in Always Sunny when Dennis had to go on TV to defend Boko Haram and the internet got slightly mad but when they found out Dennis hated dogs Wolf Cola got cancelled.
Feeding somone their own pet? That should be jail time.
Will's new meds must be crazy good.
In the first age, when the shadows first lengthened
The Crip Smith portion is from a New Yorker article by Ian Frazier called Here to Tell You
It's actually credited in that article as from Jerry Falwell's memoir
What the hell is wrong with this family
She tried to make a Hillbilly Elegy but made Crickets Cry
These people should not have power over anyone else
I still dont get the 3 horses, i get 1 or 2 but 3. How da hell do you got 3 horses that are to geriatric to function. Pretty sus to me when ya have an old dog that get to skiny cuz he aint eating and ya gotta take him out back ya dont usually have 2 more waiting in the wings. Not from personal experience.
They aren’t too geriatric to function, they’re just geriatric enough to be annoying.
She’s so hot after 49 layers of makeup.
"Here, you can cook this raccoon even though you're the fucking president"
How is dog abuse something that’s so regular on chapo? Ha
The kinds of people who go into politics
Hi, I'm here after a few years. What happened to Matt?
Stroke
She's got the eyes
Kony 2012
I love this great nation, you dont have to go to some African nation to go on safari, keep America great.
White people would be just as entranced going on a safari in Atlanta
But did she eat the dog? That should be the real question here.
She fed it to the chickens like Pa taught her
"they're slower than dogs" lol
I blame the parents
lol Shadow Butcher is the most metal thing I heard all day
I’m honestly sorta conflicted… dad and his chums sound like they were “stealing” a not insignificant amount of time from their employers… it actually kinda makes Crip Smith sound like he was a real hard-ass if everyone immediately fucked off working when he called in sick. Kinda starting to wonder if this old man was their supervisor since they were forced to sublimate their aggression for him in such an elaborate roundabout way.
But on the other hand it’s an immortal sin to harm a cat… 🤷♂️
she didnt even take the dog up state to a farm ? why christy why
C;mon folks, it was HER dog. She isn't telling anyone else how to murder their dogs so lay off.
"My dog, my choice"
Southerners..... it's always southerners.
On behalf of all southerners, we do not claim North Dakota.
It’s South Dakota, y’all.
She's almost as northern as it gets
@@lukegarry7041 From Tennessee they look identical.
And from a historical perspective they only exist for political reasons, their existence shifting power in the early days of Congress is the only reason a state with less people than Baltimore was pushed into the Union.
First and gay.
I can’t be the only one who cannot stand the episodes with Alex Nichols on. He contributes nothing but making me miss Matt even more. Jesus Christ he ruins the flow.
I thought the same a few months ago but he's really been winning me over
He’s annoying af I really dislike his personality - I find him irritating and yes he totally ruins the flow I miss Matt a LOT
krusti can’t handle a puppy and an old goat. This the kind of thing one reads of the early years of a serial killer.
🧉🦄
Making up fairy tales about meeting Kim Jong Un must be another one of those "farm life" things Noem sycophants speak of 🤣..
She's hot, so im confused.