He's probably from a Chinatown in America. His friend is named Bobby and he has tatoos I think would be frowned upon in China. However, he has a very convincing Chinese accent which exaturated for comedic effect just like the American one, which he also pulls off very convincingly.
@@Lady.x0 that's like saying an American can't speak British English. There are plenty of chinese who learn the accent when they learn English. Hell, there's a guy on UA-cam who speaks 27 languages, 16 of those he can copy not just the accent, but the dialects for individual towns!
I think hes faking the 'asian' accent, because he said the first 'look' pretty well and the second one was more like 'rook', which would imply he has no trouble actually distinguishing the two apart. The American accent is also clearly exaggerated, but it sounds way more convincing than the asian accent. Conclusion: He's American
You know every country has an accent 😂 people in los Angeles speak fluent english but with an accent the same with a guy from Boston. But I understand what you mean homie 💯👌
@@alexhetherington8028 lol imagine if he was a indian cuz he looks like chinese speaks like american and his country is india....that would be hilarious but nope😂...i am indian so yeah i can distinguish between indian and non Indian
@@BTSARMY-nk4rz plot twist, hes an undercover russian spy that is so good at faking accents that he doesnt even have an accent anymore and is having an identity crisis on whether he is Russian, Irish, Australian, British, American or Asian
Well, most Filipinos could also nail other accents perfectly, so... Edit: And people say that Filipinos adapt easily, which is also based on Philippine's history...
@@Aaaa-ne3zm it down to their upbringing,if you born speak english as a first langauge your accent gonna sound far different then a person who speak filipino as a first langauge,from personal experience filipino either sound native or a extremely malay style distorded english
Most respectful impression. "I think I'll use my Credit Card." - He thought it over, fiscally responsible. "Do you have anything Dairy Free? What about without Gluten?" - Thinking about his diet health focused Open eyes - Alert, Aware, taking in Life
@5,ooo LightYears Away I smile to not to seem rude and make others feel comfortable and note that I'm friendly I've been taught that its the polite thing to do plus I have resting bitch face can't look mean all the time .
@@daveg1262 is ok to be racist against who ever has it better- it is consider a sign of courage. If you make fun of minorities is fucked up! , cowards! - I know is a shorty double standard. In all reality, I don’t do it, but I laugh at a good racist joke when someone makes it. I think we should find a way to make things better. But not being able to joke is not a way to do it. Imagine people never made fun of others? We would be In Court all day
@@daveg1262 its not racist... Hes not making fun of white people because they are lesser than him. Also he probably is part Caucasian which also makes it fine too.
@@daveg1262 pretty sure this is just aimed at Americans in general, and since most Americans are white, obviously since it's still a 1st world country, he's making fun of the majority.
That happens to my friend but like he starts out speaking with a pretty low voice in english but then when he speaks Japanese he sounds like one of those nerd anime characters with the weird swirly glasses hes got a really high pitched voice when he does that ×_×
Lyrics [Hook] Hey Bobby, Look Rook. I'm American [Chorus] I think I'll use my credit card Do you guys have anything non- dairy? Anything gluten free? Edit: I realized after posting hook should actually be verse because hooks and chouruses are the same thing.
U gotta be str8 not knowing. And marine we have had our differences but marines are to killing ish to know how to sell anything(or atleast the really good ones are)? To requote my og comment here. If thats a marine than im a porcupine...and do even i look like i have quills to you?
@CryptoMinerKevin so says the cryptominerkevin hiding behind a disney female pic? I dunno where to start with that hypocrisy? Like for real. But sobriety...i dont drink. Education...im an associate degree(2yr collegiate). But im done...im talking to a dude name hiding behind a disney chic pic. You aint man enough or smart enough to even dream where i was at or be where i was at then or now. Im done before i say anymore harsh truths. Please actually try to portray yourself with some dignity and intellect before calling people drunk and stupid? Im not the only one who thinks hypocrite and fraud of you.
Oh fun fact the vid poster was so offended all i did was tell truths...he deleted it...awesome. Implicating marine service..aka attempting to steal valor...yeah i was never in the marines...just the navy...aka marines boss or atleast the director of the navy is the marines boss..fact. All marines would own up to that....he aint real bro. Some fanguys you are XD. Leading a content creator to his doom like that. He obviously was poed. Stolen valor or implications of it...not kool man. Yeah i admit i had to comment because stolen valor is pathetic. Whether its him or his fans not enough evidence shows. Now you know why i harshly trolled. Was ok with the impersonations. Said enough done. So i hope...good night. I have a dd214 from honorable discharge 2013..i would never fabricate my time in navy. So i have a right to be like...no he aint a marine. The vid poster deletion of comment means my facts hit a nerve. Good night ive said my peace.
Maybe in the north west kindly don't use credit cards as much but the South def not the interest is bought out bye china... So that's why they sacked the farms
Plot twist: he didn’t know those were words, he was just making American noises
353 likes in 5 hours wow
@@gpproject1548 470 in 5 hrs
666th
@Egg Testicle Sprich doch wenigstens richtiges Deutsch
1.2k in seven hours. Tripledin an hour!
This guy just turned on his vpn
Underrated comment
🤣🤣
dayummm
Underrated
This comment is way better than any comments here
His impression is so good that I'm starting to think that the Chinese accent is fake
Facts 💯
They over there taking the piss out of us too😂
He is an imposter
It is
Oh, this is a south park reference. Hes just re telling the joke
He sounds like an American guy doing an impression of an Asian guy doing an impression of an American guy
thats exactly what it is
Look up south park's Dodgeball episode. The Chinese commentators do that.
He's the dude, voicing a dude, impersonating another dude.
This somehow makes sense and at the same time it doesn't, this is actually starting to hurt my head holy shit xD
I'm the dude that's playin' the dude disguised as another dude.
The “I’ll think I’ll use my credit card” is scarily perfect.
It’s the aggressive addition of “-anything gluten-free?” for me.
Lol i know that hitt
I've said that a couple of times
It's from a south park episode where they say that as americans
He took that from South Park 😆
"Hey Bobby look look im american"
*starts talking like Markiplier*
I mean mark IS half Asian
He sounds like Carlton doe
@@catloaf8791 oh
@@skullpng that is true
E
The aggressively surprised tone when he asks anything gluten free gets me
Aggressive Obama vibes
He sounds like Carlton.
3.4K likes and 2 comments... interesting
*aggressively surprised tone*
It's from South Park he to throw a little gluten twist on it copyright issues in sure lol jk
"He Bobby look look,I'm American"
*"We need oil"*
This is way too funny.
yo if anyone reading this take a shot everytime u see this same joke in these comments
Corny af
Creative.
🤣🤣
I don't know if he's faking a chinese accent or an american accent. That's it, dude's a legend.
No Chinese native can talk American English that well without a trace of Chinese accent. This dude's an American.
@안녕이채 린 he is saying that chinese have an accent when they speak english, not that they cant.
He's probably from a Chinatown in America. His friend is named Bobby and he has tatoos I think would be frowned upon in China. However, he has a very convincing Chinese accent which exaturated for comedic effect just like the American one, which he also pulls off very convincingly.
@@Lady.x0 that's like saying an American can't speak British English. There are plenty of chinese who learn the accent when they learn English. Hell, there's a guy on UA-cam who speaks 27 languages, 16 of those he can copy not just the accent, but the dialects for individual towns!
@@JLawL Bad example considering Americans and British both speak English and the Americans having accents from British heritage.
At this point. I can’t even tell which accent he’s faking anymore lol.
I think hes faking the 'asian' accent, because he said the first 'look' pretty well and the second one was more like 'rook', which would imply he has no trouble actually distinguishing the two apart. The American accent is also clearly exaggerated, but it sounds way more convincing than the asian accent.
Conclusion:
He's American
@@oraakkeli many people have accents yet can still articulate English in an American fashion.
You know every country has an accent 😂 people in los Angeles speak fluent english but with an accent the same with a guy from Boston. But I understand what you mean homie 💯👌
I think he’s faking the first
911 likes and as such i will not like this comment
Plot twist: he's faking both accents
Tickets for the 100th like
actually true
Yeah he's actually an Indian
@@alexhetherington8028 lol imagine if he was a indian cuz he looks like chinese speaks like american and his country is india....that would be hilarious but nope😂...i am indian so yeah i can distinguish between indian and non Indian
He's actually British lmaooo
The best thing about this is I can't tell which accent he's faking.
Both
It's both, he's Italian
Same
@@ShukaHuskoh, I thought he's greek
@@offinse9916 he babylonian
plot twist: he’s faking both accents and he’s actually british
@Buttered Toast Bois But wait plottwist, he's actually faked the Australian accent all his life and actually has a Irish accent.
@@BTSARMY-nk4rz plot twist, hes an undercover russian spy that is so good at faking accents that he doesnt even have an accent anymore and is having an identity crisis on whether he is Russian, Irish, Australian, British, American or Asian
correction, brihish
Plot twist: He’s faking all the accents and he is actually not from earth
how is the weather?
"Hey Bobby look I'm American"
"...I'm contacting you about your car's extended warranty."
Omg🤣
I'd TAP that Chinese guy
Look Rook * 🤣
Thats scammers mostly from india and china lmfao
@@marioluigi9599 ROFL
When you realize you can't really tell if he's a pure Asian or Asian-American as he nails both accents perfectly.
Well, most Filipinos could also nail other accents perfectly, so...
Edit: And people say that Filipinos adapt easily, which is also based on Philippine's history...
@@Aaaa-ne3zm nope I know a lot of Filipino and they're English sounds horrible lol
@@Darkn3ss994 Their*
Well, perhaps most of the people I know...
Uhm you both know diff people so...
@@Aaaa-ne3zm it down to their upbringing,if you born speak english as a first langauge your accent gonna sound far different then a person who speak filipino as a first langauge,from personal experience filipino either sound native or a extremely malay style distorded english
I watch this when I’m depressed and I swear it makes me feel better . Thank you random Asian guy and Bobby for recording it
Might as well thank South Park for originally doing it then.
He's not Asian
Plot twist: he’s faking both accents, he’s actually Spanish
Most likely Chilean or Eskimo.
I'm from Mexico,and believe you don't know what you ar' talking about
@@fitzgerald9304 it was a joke ffs
@@seven8703 the mine too XD
Hes asian obviously. Also people from Spain are white so like this guy would have to be white if he was spanish.
Plot twist: he's an American impersonating an Asian man doing an impersonation of an American man.
TheDetonator42 I’m the dude, playing the dude, disguised as another dude!
Emmet O'Dwyer so what youre saying is that you’re in 2 men
Literally the dude from South Park
Very accurate comment
You a dude that don’t know what dude he is!
Everybody gangsta until an Asian looking guy fakes accent of an American perfectly.
Or he is faking his Asian accent.
He’s doing a scene from South Park too be honest he looks like a US marine in those cloths
xXxMeGa_RaCiSt69xXx 420 nah it’s good😂
The amount of people who think he's faking the American accent lmao
He is American faking an “Asian” accent
The *"rook rook I'm American"* 😂😂😂👌🏽
This is the biggest uno reverse card in all of history.
:Edit, What the fuck, I got 16K?! 🤨
Fax
like how have we lived so long without thinking they could do this
Factz
Actually, it’s a South Park quote
Fr
*Man turns American in a matter of seconds.*
yep thats literally the description
@@420manehere3 yep no point to your comment
This power I-it's imesuarable
The ghost of a dead American man took over his body
🤣🤣
“I’m a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude”
Neo2266 this comment is gold
I tell you one better, why is Gamora...
Never go full dude playing a dude disguised as another dude.
Oh C'mon, Kirk Lazarus 😂
I literally watched this movie for the first time yesterday
Most respectful impression.
"I think I'll use my Credit Card." - He thought it over, fiscally responsible.
"Do you have anything Dairy Free? What about without Gluten?" - Thinking about his diet health focused
Open eyes - Alert, Aware, taking in Life
Why does the context make it look like this dude pulled Bobby over to the side of the road to show him this
idk wtf your going on about with "context" and the're not on the road, they're clearly in a parking lot.
I can imagine this happening, and it would be 10x funnier
Lmaooo
@@TotalTuxedo Well +50 other people do so I'm okay with that tbh ✌
@@TotalTuxedo parking lot is not road? mind blown.
Is someone calling me?
Oh my god
Oh my god
Oh my god
Oh my god
Oh my god
“Look, I’m American”
“Yeah I’ll have a double cheeseburger, a pickup truck and a shotgun”
That is the south sir
and you can buy all these at a Walmart
I don’t see the joke, sounds like a good time
@@stivebobs9887 im in the south. I dont eat burgers or own a truck lol. I know a lot of canadians though who do, and they own shotguns too.
Love guns, hates minority hahahah
Are we just gonna ignore the fact that this originated from a South Park episode?
ikr
who cares
Yes
@@romeo7416 yes
The one in south park ain’t as funny
This is so offensive. He didn’t mention guns or McDonald’s.
Lol
@@DinkSmaIIwood we cant click this because it aint a link
yoo why the likes at 556 😭. only real ones gon get it
I haven’t been to a McDonald’s in 4 years and I live in America
@@faze_epicgamerawesomesavag930 Then you just straight healthy my G
I’m having a hard time distinguishing which is his real accent
Yes I think the first one might have been fake :) could be wrong
Neither lol
Neither. He’s indian.
Both aren't his he is american but that american accent is probably just an act
I'm pretty sure his American accent is real because he says "look, rook(sarcastically making fun of Chinese accents)"
"hey bobby look, i'm american"
*deep fries water*
that's actually possible now 💀
edit: to those who don't believe me here's the video in which I saw it: ua-cam.com/video/WXo07dpXNOc/v-deo.html
Haha
🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭
Tf😂
@@hi-hi-here oh my god i have lost faith in humanity, and mostly Americans
ok for real though, thats actually so goddamn good, he NAILED that voice.
Plot Twist: He’s faking both accents and is actually Puertorican
Lmfao
Lol
Ye sirrrr
Ok
Actually he is Russian.
“look, I’m American”
“One Diet Coke please”
It's diet so it must be healthy
they think it’s healthy, but still it’s a coke
Im American i can say this fuck diet coke
diet coke for breakfast
They do pee pee in our coke.
The funniest thing about this is that you can't tell which accent he's faking
The indian one
easy both
@@sithrice83 Indian?..
Right with the "look, rook"
It’s the Asian one, it’s much easier to fool American people with an Asian accent than with an American accent, because we all know it so well.
I realized this is a south park reference 💀
He sounds like you talk to a random NPC in an RPG
hi
Guten Tag !!!
I'm a random npc in an rpg
Ok das jab ich jetzt nicht so ganz erwartet xD
Lol random
"anything gluten free" that is the most stereotypical 'murican thing i've ever heard.....
Maybe in the cities...
I guess but some people ( including me )literally can’t have gluten, if I have gluten I get explosive diarrhea
I think that's right under everyone owning guns, but it's debatable
DeMorte K, what lol? Dealing with my gluten allergy is same as owning a gun?
@@theendergamer3194 I'm saying that the term gluten free and every American owning a gun are debatable on which is more stereotypical
Dude sounds like markiplier when talking with that American accent
As an American, I can confirm that this is what I say whenever I step outside.
🤣🤣🤣
ME TOO LOL!
Hi Toga
You got an anime kid for a pic and your name is toganium... you're not fooling anyone Jackie chan, it's clear that you're not american
@@pryvateryan9731 dude that's toga from my hero academia and trust me that's not a kid
Plot Twist: He’s faking both accents because he’s a spy in Eastern Asia and America
Double spy
Y do you have kim jong un in your dp, it’s not funny. Do u not know what he has done?
@@Allhailhitmanbang the same reason my username is Joseph stalin. SATIRE
Well western Asia is all arabic countries 🤷🏻♂️
Joseph Stalin oh oh oh ok now I get it-
The fact that nobody knows this is from South Park
just seen a clip of oneyplays talking about it lol
the change of accents is terrifying
I have that ability
@@failedsocialexperiment2382 use it well
I also have that ability, i just dont know when to use it
Reminds me of Detroit become human. The voice copying ability of Connor
Such stark contrast.
Every Asian that has an American accent sounds like Markiplier.
I wonder why
Not true!! Take this guy for example ua-cam.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/v-deo.html
@@isabelladelima8133 nah i aint trusting that link ;)
@@ArrogantLoop why not?
@@isabelladelima8133 _GOSH FRIGGIN DANG IT I FELL FOR IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA_
I cant tell which accent hes faking lol
Chase H. You’re braindead
Bobby Boi Hey Bobby, I think it’s a joke
@@budmb2 *roke
DjAmaratzi RMAO!
Chase H. He faking both
Hey Bobby, rook rook I'm american
"Hey Bobby...look look,I'm American"
- "Hello, everybody...my name's Markiplier and welco....."
Tbh he sounds a bit like markiplier and Morgan freeman Mixed
Damnit I just realized that.
Except markiplier is Asian
Yes don’t he live in Canada 🇨🇦
@@The_Big_Blue_Dodge he kinda sounds like Obama as well
Update: This guy is now American.
...
Ty 4 help
I thought he was a lesbian?....
Always was lol he’s in the Army
@@hyunjinseyemole4751 my fucking god, i love this reference
,,Hey Bobby, ruk ruk! I'm American"
*proceeds to become a certified citizen of USA*
💀💀💀
@@sebastianfernandez6146 what did you die. use this instead 😂
@@h20cozmic84 He cant. He died of laughter
@@sebastianfernandez6146 rip
@@MrBone-im6rs LMAOOO 😂
Plot twist: we found your oil and sent him to confuse you.
"hey bobby look look i'm american"
*starts talking like john cena*
u cant c me
starts talking like who? it's just blank after "starts talking like" damn youtube is bugging out again
He said starts talking like
@@hugomartinez6519 fr tho is the goat💯❗️😈
Just needs the Jorts and he's good to go
Imagine being Asian and seeing a non-asian person for the first time and you're like "why is he so surprised all the time ".
And they stare at you straight on the face and smile constantly.
Freaky ass shit of you think about it
@5,ooo LightYears Away I smile to not to seem rude and make others feel comfortable and note that I'm friendly I've been taught that its the polite thing to do plus I have resting bitch face can't look mean all the time .
kitty dollsXo same, better to look like you have no idea what's going on than to look like you want to run over a senior citizen
@@anodosarcade7355 i don't wanna do that but if i don't I'm rude but if i do they can reach into my eyes and pull out my NOOEJDJKKFNNFFNFJFJJFFJI
Imagine being Asian imagining being Asian
I rewatch this about once a year and absolutely die laughing every time!!! 😂😂😂
Plot twist: He is actually a Runescape default character and he is adjusting his eye size and accent on tutorial island.
WOW
Uh... you need to stop playing video games and go outside.
@@rowanedy6814 Aight, boomer
@@rowanedy6814 no
@@rowanedy6814 Be quiet, old man.
This American actor was the only one who survived “The Titanic”
ua-cam.com/video/wtbcaWnybzs/v-deo.html
@@boyfriendlover332 shut up
boutta hit 1K
@@cabbage9996 no
@@dothemario8244 yessir
Whats More Terrifying And Hilarious about this is that You can't tell which accent he's faking lmao
It's both
Hes faking the asian one. Duh.
@@haaron3979 yea it's pretty obvious
@@user-dm2hr3qk9l :)
It's both. You can clearly tell that he faked them both.
My guy switched his race in 5 seconds
The day I understand UA-cam's method of recommendations is the day I'll have all the knowledge in the universe
Nah. You'll still be wondering what Purple does with the mattresses that get sent back on day 364.
@@deviantaffinity1626 woah now I'm completely confused all over again
Questions like why can I pee white?
This video is put on people recommends randomly, the better reviews the more it goes on others recommends
Ur phone listens to u when u talk. No fukkkin bs like if u talking about a subject it will show on recommend when u turn ur shit on.
His american voice sounds exactly like Dave Chappelle's white guy impression.
Spot on.. he should cut the malarky 😂
None of these people commented brought the fact off that that was really races for him to do that it’s amazing most people are stupid I guess
@@daveg1262 is ok to be racist against who ever has it better- it is consider a sign of courage. If you make fun of minorities is fucked up! , cowards! - I know is a shorty double standard. In all reality, I don’t do it, but I laugh at a good racist joke when someone makes it. I think we should find a way to make things better. But not being able to joke is not a way to do it. Imagine people never made fun of others? We would be In Court all day
@@daveg1262 its not racist... Hes not making fun of white people because they are lesser than him. Also he probably is part Caucasian which also makes it fine too.
@@daveg1262 pretty sure this is just aimed at Americans in general, and since most Americans are white, obviously since it's still a 1st world country, he's making fun of the majority.
He sounds like filthy frank when he does his old white person voice 😂
TOO FUCKING TRUEE
Marc Hurst just sounds like a normal person not old
good ol times yea?
its actually Papa, he came from the future to warn us about Chin Chins return
Must be the default Asians speaking English voice
The skinwalker in my room showing me how well he can shapeshift:
"Hey Bobby look I'm American"
"...Can I speak to your manager?"
The fact you used Can I Speak To Your Manager in 2021 is _marlakeey_
He said american, not karen 😂🤣
@@rohitramesh945 wrap it up, 9 year olds. I got limited minutes on my phone, and you saying karen is wasting it
its just a joke cant you idiots tell?
besides mostly americans stereotypes us and other races so why cant we stereotype them?
@@ConekQ that's sad 🤡
Plot twist: he actually is American, but he’s pretending to be an Asian that’s pretending to be american
Its a never ending paradox! 🤯🤣
Double plot twist : he is actually an alien pretending to be american, but he's pretending to be asian, that's pretending to be american
@@Mahdi_Amine lmao😂
He's a dude playing as a dude disguised as another dude.
@@forkempty win!!!!!!
bro his american impression sounds more american than most americans
Should end it with “ok I’ll just take a double cheeseburger and a large milkshake”.
...and a diet Coke 😂🤣
@@johncbeer no not a diet a regular coke
Good choice bruv, I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda
Are we having fun yet?
No "honey where's my shotgun"
As an American, I'm offended by this
He didn't even mention McDonald's or soda
And he wasn't even morbidly obese
He forgot his gun too
Lmao these replies
@@carlosjuarez1679 lol
@@m-s-m-s-m-s4986 haha asian go brrr
As a asian person. His English accent is really good
He's obviously American
Literally. I'm in Phoenix Arizona and that is exactly how many here sound
oh i know what u ment
*American
@@somefuckingretard8289 it's fucking hot here, glad to see another soul sent to suffer here lmao
"Hey Bobby look look, I'm American"
"This is my land now"
"Look look, Im American"
*Does Markiplier impression
He said rook rook lol
Someone already beat you to the joke lmao you a few hours behind homie
*rook
@bmt79 yeah he copied me
Yeah I was the one that came up with the joke
as an american, i can confirm we do indeed sound like this
It’s almost like he’s talking in an American accent 😱
80% of people on UA-cam are American so your nothing new
@@SP-qs4yh Are you on drugs? It's the opposite.
nanotech2080 nah it isn’t it’s an American made company
Americans speak spanish.. Didnt you know.. South american, central american.
It's even funnier that he's taking to a guy named Bobby...
Hes saying "Hey Baby", but with asian accent
Hey Robby...
Poor name, Bobby
He’s not talking to somebody named Bobby. It’s a quote from South Park
My dog named bobby
This is the most American thing a person can say
Plot twist: He is actually American and was pretending to be Asian.
he... hes still asian even if he is from america technically LOL
He's still Asian also
Yo, it's a joke or do you want to end up being so A M E R I C A N ?
that
that's the joke
What does being american mean?
That deep American accent voice after the high pitched Chinese-English was so unexpected
I was expecting him to change his voice but not that deep. Went white Dave Chappelle
That happens to my friend but like he starts out speaking with a pretty low voice in english but then when he speaks Japanese he sounds like one of those nerd anime characters with the weird swirly glasses hes got a really high pitched voice when he does that ×_×
As an American I feel honored to have someone do such an accurate impression
He is an American. In military in fact.
@@tomislavgeorgiev5341 we don't care, we can tell it's a joke.
Right?! It shows how ridiculous it is to get angry over this nonsense.
He is a marine actually
@@khailils446 yes
Bro downloaded a VPN into himself💀💀💀
Lyrics
[Hook]
Hey Bobby, Look Rook.
I'm American
[Chorus]
I think I'll use my credit card
Do you guys have anything non- dairy?
Anything gluten free?
Edit: I realized after posting hook should actually be verse because hooks and chouruses are the same thing.
BLACKICE, ах, какой припев. Ну а на самом деле, последнюю строчку хрен разберёшь.
Deserves top comment
That's deep
Thanks I really wanted to sing along :)
RAMEN BEATS Anything GOOD* and free
No hurt feelings here. “Do you guys have anything non-dairy?” 😂
That line had me dying
I am from Los Angeles California and a vegan and use my credit card for everything. I do not need to have gluten free products though.
@@edithdlp8045 quand?
@@edithdlp8045 so i heard you are a herbivore dino. good for you then.
@@edithdlp8045 no one asked, he isnt talking about you either
Plot twist: he's actually Australian and he's faking both accents
We have a power unknown to many men
Mind, officially, OBLITERATED
Just realized this was from south park LMAO
His American accent sounds like Obama and Seth Rogan's love child
That’s... true
YES
I heard Gustavo Fring 😂
Seth Rogan is Canadian no
Lmfaoo
The fact that hes talking to someone named Bobby just makes me think this could be a live action Asian version of king of the hill.
Lmao I love it
👀
Talking bout selling micro processors and micro processor accessories Bobby lmao
King of the hill top 5 best shows ever made
Bobby Lee
That’s not American, you didn’t mention oil.
@@MrMules-id9on Or school shootings
or blinker fluid
Or awesome eagle sweg
Or using Propane
Oil is gluten free.
"Look rook im american"
*instantly sound's like the average person with the last name smith*
I laugh more at this than "Hey, Richard look I'm Chinese"
Hayato Frellesvig Chinese is the first thing people usually say when they think asai, so the joke would probably say Chinese more than anything else
That's racist
ferhad hesenli ?
@@ferhadhesenli2027 This could be considered racist too, but we take it as a joke.
I’m a Yeti. Agreed. It’s the first country in my experience non-asian americans think of
And peanut allergies.
First
Second
Kralın da karşısına çıkmış
@I WANT Ye wha-
@I WANT Ye wtf are you talking abt
he’s a spy
Meet the Spy
@@samfromsaturn3429 yes
Certified
@@abhikshitdas THIS IS A CERTIFIED HOOD CLASSIC
@@lvl9970 *rewind sounds*
How did he do that without breaking into laughter if i did that i wouldn’t be even able to start the joke because im cracking up so hard 💀
The fact that he’s a marine too just kills me
Marines would sell this country out for cash.
@@lilbrownie3344 Jesus Christ.
U gotta be str8 not knowing. And marine we have had our differences but marines are to killing ish to know how to sell anything(or atleast the really good ones are)?
To requote my og comment here.
If thats a marine than im a porcupine...and do even i look like i have quills to you?
@CryptoMinerKevin so says the cryptominerkevin hiding behind a disney female pic?
I dunno where to start with that hypocrisy?
Like for real. But sobriety...i dont drink.
Education...im an associate degree(2yr collegiate).
But im done...im talking to a dude name hiding behind a disney chic pic.
You aint man enough or smart enough to even dream where i was at or be where i was at then or now.
Im done before i say anymore harsh truths.
Please actually try to portray yourself with some dignity and intellect before calling people drunk and stupid? Im not the only one who thinks hypocrite and fraud of you.
Oh fun fact the vid poster was so offended all i did was tell truths...he deleted it...awesome.
Implicating marine service..aka attempting to steal valor...yeah i was never in the marines...just the navy...aka marines boss or atleast the director of the navy is the marines boss..fact.
All marines would own up to that....he aint real bro. Some fanguys you are XD. Leading a content creator to his doom like that.
He obviously was poed. Stolen valor or implications of it...not kool man.
Yeah i admit i had to comment because stolen valor is pathetic.
Whether its him or his fans not enough evidence shows.
Now you know why i harshly trolled.
Was ok with the impersonations.
Said enough done. So i hope...good night.
I have a dd214 from honorable discharge 2013..i would never fabricate my time in navy.
So i have a right to be like...no he aint a marine. The vid poster deletion of comment means my facts hit a nerve.
Good night ive said my peace.
9/10 impression. Deducted a point because he doesn’t have a massive shotgun in hand and Big Mac sauce on his face.
AR-15 and BBQ sauce 🦅 🇺🇸
Or a MAGA hat on or a black guy hanging in the background from tree.
@@youreallterrible3266 or wearing BLM merch for the clout lmao
Chris C18 uhhhh I prefer when America was great in the good old days, it’s as if 1756 was yesterday
Ben Harper do you realize what video you are on?
Why does no one else seem to know that’s a South Park joke
My brother just told me that today actually
" do you have any non dairy creamer"
I never watched Simpsons or South Park or even Family Guy.
@@brokeguy5607 gtfo
@@andrewcopeland3560 bruh
gotta show this to Uncle Roger
absolutely.
Didnt excpect you to be here,
Yes.
dale gribble look it up on UA-cam 🤣 he reviews fried rice videos
dale gribble just look up uncle roger bro
He sounds like a black guy doing a white guys accent.
LOOL
so true lol
lmao truee
Loooooool sounds like Chappelles
HAHA yeah
"I think I'll use my credit card"
"You have anything non-dairy"
"Anything gluten free"
Spot on in my opinion
It’s from South Park you should watch it lol
@@larryesparza891 wait really I don’t remember ever seeing that in South Park but it makes a lot of sense
Maybe in the north west kindly don't use credit cards as much but the South def not the interest is bought out bye china... So that's why they sacked the farms
Until Napoleonic times all Asians ate gluten free
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Sweet Jesus, the switch up is crazy😂😂😂😂
“Are you Asian or American?”
This dude: “Yesn’t”
Rip Mamba
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Bobe Kryant A man of culture, i see
Aeengeldust I know, I am one.
Aeengeldust what are you apologizing for, it all good.
Plot twist, he's actually italian and he's faking both
Mama mia!
Plot twist: he’s black
@@smirshmira So he is Black and not Chinese?!
@@fabianrocha9924 I'm blind Carl, not stupid
@@doofusloofus8359 Mamma*
Plot twist: He isn't Asian or American he's Martian.
Pashang Dusters, man. Too tall to be Earthers, too short to be Beltalowda. They be like missing link, ke?
The Manhunter from Mars.
Rare species We must protect him at all cost
He is from mars
@Liliana Farhan I bet he's Mongolian
as an american i can confirm that we say these things on a daily basis
Karen: "Go back to your own country!"
This guy:
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@@alkdjfhgks1919 good joke lmao
@@alkdjfhgks1919 your comment is even funnier haha
@say que but this guy exagerates that
@@alkdjfhgks1919 America sucks