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What your DREAMS actually mean (YIAY
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- Опубліковано 19 сер 2024
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In today's YIAY, you told me your weird dreams so I could blindly interpret them for you and tell you what they mean! You won't like the answers!
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"First of all, let me get something straight: This is a JOURNAL, not a diary." Gregory 1:1-2 #YIAYbible
LMAO
this better get picked or i'm rioting
I love this comment
LOL
@MustyYew is it ioohjjjjjjjjjjjjj he n
“And then the LORD God commanded the man, “You may eat from any tree in the garden, but you must not eat lasagna on a Monday - for if you do, then MEEEE-OUCH” - Garnesis19:88
uuuhhh,,,,,,, mee-ow?????
Make sure you put the hashtag on there! I want to see this in the vid
@@huntermagnuson8062 unfortunately the chances would still be pretty low 😂 I’ve spoken to some of Jack’s comment selectors and they usually just use comments from UA-cam community posts and Twitter, because the comment section is usually too messy. I’ll definitely repost on Twitter though!
@KZY w
88-19=69
Was that intentional?? Or am I bad at math
Now that jack got other people to make him intros he doesn’t have to sing every time he wants to make a video, good for him.
And Cain said unto the body of his brother Able after slaying him, “It was just a prank, bro.”
- LeTitticus 80:085 #YIAYBible
Jack is a genius. Make a YIAY, free intros for the next few weeks.
@Bruh Bruh shut
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@Bruh Bruh I make better videos then you,and I have none
He's probably making another one to fit the current yiay since it's blind now
@ how bout you are the greatest youtuber
"It ain't that deep, you like feet"
Tarantino would give you a high five with that quote, Jack.
Lol this bot loves you
what
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Bots, allow me to correct you:
*JACKSFILMS IS NOT A HACKER, I HAVE NO PROOF ON MY YT CHANNEL!!*
*MY GIRLFRIEND'S GLASSES DID NOT GET BURIED AND EATEN BY FIRE ANTS IN MY VIDEO 😭📸*
@@Dorbellprod fax
jack seems to have forgotten that shrek, the greatest franchise of all time, is a dreamworks production
Anyone: "I just had a dream."
Jack: "You have a foot fetish!"
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#YIAYbible
_"And Josiah, Age Twelve, was crowned the most knowledgeable and enlightened boy on UA-cam, because he prefers older music to modern music, and the lord spoke, 'It is as you said, my son; you were born in the wrong generation.'"_
-Commenticus 19:99
Best answer I’ve seen
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@@furryprideworldwide816 Look to your right and you'll see the rare occurrence of three Bruu-Momants. It is said that they only gather in a group once every 190 years. This is literally a once in a lifetime moment, so you might as well take a good picture.
Too true 😔
I wanna kick everyone who acts like this, you're spitting straight facts
#YIAYbible
Then the Lord said to Cain, “Where is your brother Abel?”
“Don't know, don't care 😎"
-Genesis 4:9
That’s a good one. I hope it gets picked.
@@Thatcommonrose don't jinx it lol
That's probably like the message or contemporary English version
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4:48 is unironically good advice.
"Blessed is he who seizes your infants and dashes them against the rocks." Psalm 137:9
This is actually in the bible.
#YIAYbible
wtf
@@tchaikiv8968 the context doesn't help
In my understanding, the psalmist is expressing his desire for those who slaughtered his people to meet the same fate that they brought to others.
@@CrusaderKnight2000 Notably to suffer. And yes that is it as I recall.
"It ain't that deep, you like feet"
"It means you're in love with your mom"
Wow digging up Tarantino AND Freud for this YIAY? That's gotta be worth at least 50 comedy tokens
Wow, the triple troll/bot squad. You're incredibly lucky, Mr. Man Downstairs! Or incredibly unlucky, depending on how you see it.
@Savetion Ⅻ Why would you say that?
@@lecherouslibrarian9924 its because people who think they are "real"about things and "based" just love to be mean and gain attention. Also they are probably bot
@@pumkin610 100% bot, looking for attention
And she said unto John, "Is America not, for all intents and purposes, the entire world?"
-Erin 14:5 #YIAYBible
*OH JUST GIVE ME RECENT HATE!*
*MY WORLD RECORD IS TO BE THE MOST HATED UA-camR!*
@@user-fc2lk4gb6z recent hate? As opposed to giving you old hate? Hmmm
The YIAYble, if you will.
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@@anderkjell2476 YGS, as in "Yesterday, God Said __"
"And so, as I carried a league of legends game, a bra-less angel of the Lord brought unto me a sandwich (for which I did not beg) with chips as I got a double kill bot lane." -Ninja 3:16-24 #YIAYbible
Seamus Gorman being featured in a YIAY is the crossover I never knew I needed
The Jacksfilms Council needs to be elected as the 2024 president. This rides on the fact that The Jacksfilms Council is only John himself. Don't hide it John. We know.
Oh no here comes the bots
Brothers, assemble against the bots !!
LA HUMAN REVOLUTION
Bots stick to certain videos, jacksfilms videos are safe for the most part
Yes, we of the Jackfilm Council are all just clones of Jack himself
"You know Bezos would 100% throw a kid."
RIP any chance at an Audible or Ring sponsorship
Good thing he had a few beforehand.
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"You know Jeff Bezos would throw a kid."
*6 minutes later, the Ring app goes off*
I think he heard that Jack.. watch yourself..
“and shrek informed thy donkey: ogres are like onions, they both have layers”
-garfielditticus 69:2
#YIAYbible
#YIAYbible
"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of a donkey and emissions was like that of a horse"
This is an actual bible verse
(looks it up)
damn you weren't kidding.
If this isn't in the episode I riot
@@YourCrazyOverlord if the question doesn’t get made into an episode I riot
@@AliensAreNoobs if the episode doesn't get a movie adaptation I riot
@@AliensAreNoobs can a riot be made up of only 1 person?
#YIAYbible
“As Jesus stood there, upon his disciples, he quoth, ‘Why do they call it oven in when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food’.”
-Jub-Jubitticus 13:5
I hate you for this 😂😂
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I approve of this
"Thou shall not kill unless thou is self-defenced."
-John 10:36 (King James Version)
#YIAYbible
Isn't it "Thou"? Not "Tho"?
@@AJZ0626 ahh shucks
@@CloakerM8 That was such a wholesome response
#yiaybible
And then the lord said onto his son,
“Art thou winning”
Gamers 43:69
“And on the third day, God said, “Let’s add the pizza planet truck into the wrong fucking movie.”” - SEGA Genesis 1:3 #YIAYBible
ye
Yas
“foot fetishists shouldn’t be called tarantinos but tarantintoes”-ezekiel 25-17 #yiaybible
"and with that statement, it became law"
i looked it up and this is something samuel jackson says in pulp fiction~
Ezekiel 25:17 (Dialogue)
Samuel L. Jackson
Track 20 on
Music from the Motion Picture: Pulp Fiction
Jules ritually recites what he describes as a biblical passage, Ezekiel 25:17, before he executes someone. We hear the passage three times-in the introductory sequence in which Jules and Vincent reclaim Marsellus’s briefcase from the doomed Brett; that same recitation a second time, at the beginning of “The Bonnie Situation”, which overlaps the end of the earlier sequence; and in the epilogue at the diner. The exact wording of the passage changes each time Jules dictates it, reflecting an evolution in Jule’s character.
Interestingly, this passage is different from the verse written in the Bible.
[JULES]
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."
here is the actual verse Ezekiel 25:17 in niv bible i will carry out great vengeance on them and punish them in my wrath. Then they will know that I am the Lord, when I take vengeance on them.’”~
Out of 1,000 languages in the world you decided to speak facts
"Upon transcending up to heaven, the Lord said to Jesus: Who's your daddy?" - Acts of the Apostrophes 1:34
Just the whole book of Job. Such a relaxing read.
“Happy is the one who seizes your infants and dashes them against the rocks.” - Psalms 137:9 #yiaybible
Oh yeah, that’s my favorite Bible verse. I learned it from Technoblade.
i hope you get into the next yiay
@@zaza_ink Wait, what!? I thought it was fake! Then again, the Bible is a pretty inconsistent book.
Just for some context, the verse is from a psalm where the author is talking about the jewish exile in Babylon. This particular verse is him being angry at Babylon for oppressing them.
The psalm is also the origin of the Boney M song 'By the rivers of Babylon'
@@zacharygilmore1075 it is from Psalms. There is A whole wiki article on Psalms 137. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psalm_137
“One day the older daughter said to the younger, ‘Our father is old, and there is no man around here to give us children-as is the custom all over the earth. Let’s get our father to drink wine and then sleep with him and preserve our family line through our father.’” - Genesis 19: 31-32 #YIAYbible
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Oh I'm well aware of this
Oh God
More like Genesis 69:420 amirite?
I considered this one myself, but an astute scholar of Christian faith has been summoned before me, so it is apparent. Fair game, old friend. This is not the last time we meet..
"And Jesus spoke: 'Whyth do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food'"
-Garfielnesis 7:13
#YIAYbible
“There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.”
Ezekiel 23:20
#YIAYBible
Colecricks, 20-13
"Well I wrote this song for the Christian youth. I wanna teach kids the Christian truth! If you wanna reach those kids on the street, then you gotta do a rap to a hip-hop beat. I gave my sermon an urban kick, my rhymes are fly, my beats are sick. My crew is big and it keeps getting bigger, that's cause Jesus Christ is my good ol' pal ol' buddy ol' pal!"
bezos wouldn't throw a kid, he'd pay someone to throw the kid for his amusement
I agree, Then he would force the kid to work for him until it starves to death
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And laugh maniacally with childlike amusement himself. “Look at that little Amazon slave go” he cries with glee.
Bezos would get one of his workers to throw the child and would not pay them
Good point
#YiayBible
“Jesus grew up in the the state of Philadelphia specifically in the west. He used to play basketball on a playground. Until a couple of guys who were up to know good began to make trouble in his neighborhood. After he got beat up god got scared. He said, “you’re moving with your aunt and your uncle in the safe town of bel air.”
5:1
I love you
LMAOOOOOOOO
7:42 as a Greek person I can confirm that this happens every day
"Jeeezus inc. holds no responsibility for any refusal to get medical aid due to the belief that prayer would substitute it"
disclaimer 5:7
so deep
Add the #YIAYbible
"I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."
Cody 12×5 - √9 #YIAYbible
"More and more I find bathing to be less necessary at times." -Jake Jiyllenhall 25:17
#YIAYbible
i wouldn't be mad if that intro was the intro from now on. that was sick!!!
"Charm is deceitful and beauty is vain, but a woman who be shopping is to be praised"
#YIAYbible
#YIAYbible “Thou shalt not use “thou”, “thy” and “thee” improperly in thine invented bible verses.” YGS 5:7
gomenasorry
i just remebered i had a dream calliope mori was in my fridge like john cena in the fred movies
@@overcast2959 Me too, but it was Ironmouse instead of Calli
@Chip thanks for the tip.
I’ve been really enjoying these latest yiay episodes. Best ones yet
“He went up from there to Bethel, and while he was going up on the way, some small boys came out of the city and jeered at him, saying, “Go up, you baldhead! Go up, you baldhead!” And he turned around, and when he saw them, he cursed them in the name of the Lord. And two she-bears came out of the woods and tore forty-two of the boys.” 2 Kings 2:23-24
(i know no one wants a real bible quote, but this is bears eating children)
That man was Jeff Bezos (492 B.C)
Holy shit. Jack, don't stop using these intros.
@thx shut
@thx idc tbh lol
i will personally kill everyone who uses comment bots.
@thx Leave your links in your channel, just gooo! I'll spit on my favourites in the next comment section of YIAY!
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"And as Moses stared into the burning bush, the voice of the LORD said onto him 'Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?' And Moses understood then that he must lead the Jews out of Egypt." -Jon 3:16 #YIAYbible
This one's a classic.
Genisis 1:6 - 7:
"Then God said: Let there be a dome in the middle of the waters, to separate one body of water from the other. God made the dome, and it separated the water below the dome from the water above the dome. And so it happened."
Had to break out my NAB for this one, Jack.
#YIAYbible
The earth is a dome. Change my mind.
6:35 odyssey are you ok bro?
that comment he was talking about
#YIAYbible "A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to" Jackson 3:16
Jack never stop using these intros, Even though they look like they were made in 2015 but that's I love them! :D
Three spam replies in a row great coordination guys.
Edit: one got deleted oop
@ If you're gonna make a bot at least learn basic english
I appreciate you're using the fan made intro's I love them
YIAY intros are so epic!
20
When evening came, Jesus was reclining at the table with the Twelve.
21
And while they were eating, he said, "I tell you the truth, there is one impostor among us."
#YIAYbible
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LMAO
My favorite Bible verse is: "Sonic and Mario should get together" said Jesus after he got crossed
S&M 15:16
1:05 I diagnose this guy with vore enjoyer.
doing yiay blindly and using fan made intros are two of the best ideas jack has come up with year!
The intros are getting more and more chaotic, jack is slowly devolving into madness.
I love them, that new intro video was awesome. Also wtf, are spam accounts in the comments getting worse or what??
Edit: for context, there were 3 spams under op's comment before I commented
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@@Koichi-Kun
^ nice lol
we've come full circle. Jack including all the intros made by the community after PewDiePie stole his show then proceeded to do the same brings a tear to my eye
@ "I hate you, you're ugly, you're stupid, I hate you, goodnight get off my show."
- Doctor Phil last I checked
Sorry I messed it up, he really said:
"You're ugly, You're disgusting, I'm gonna kill you, give me $200."
- Definitely Doctor Phil
WTF THE CREEPER FACE?!! 11:46
If ever there was a YIAY episode I would kill to see the raw footage for, it would be this one
And Adam said:
“This is now bone of my bones
and flesh of my flesh;
she shall be called 'girlboss,’
for she was taken out of malewife.”
-Genesis 2:4 23
#yiayBIBLE
Jack: "This means you are addicted to..."
Ad: "Femiclear, for female genital herpes symptoms!"
My ad was "I am a transgender woman"
I had no ad, that’s pWetty epic 😎😎😎
Holy shit I'm trans now predicted the damn future
4:54 that means he's indian
this intro was so good, you need to use it often
“The Angel Gabriel appeared to Mary and said she would bear a son and name him Jesus, and that he would one day remove Shrek the Third from the official Shrek canon” - Deuteronomy 3:15
#YIAYbible
HAHAHAHA JACKSEPTICEYE'S DAD IS BURNING AND IN PAIN 👹👹👹👹
"You know how Jesus is dead?"
"Yeah"
"That's boring, bring him back"
#YIAYbible
@Savetion Ⅻ ahaha 😐
And that was the first but not the last of the studio note for the bible x
Thanks for posting this before bed! 😬
2:52 2018 was epic
And the Lord said unto His people: "People of Duloc! I give you our champion!"
And the people did cheer for He was their Lord.
And the Lord declared to His champions thus: "Congratulations, ogre. You've won the honour of embarking on a great! and noble quest!"
And the Lord, in His eternal generosity, offered His champions their swamp back exactly the way it was, down to the last slime-covered toadstool.
#YIAYbible
Lmao
I was just gonna ask how our favorite verses could possibly make a funny show. You've answered my question. Thank you.
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"Dude. Are you fucking serious? What the hell is wrong you."
- God to Adam and Eve after eating the forbidden fruit (2:16 probably idk)
#YIAYbible
*My Parents said if I become the most HATED UA-camR with the most HATE comments on my Recent video I will win the prize of the Most HATED YTBER Word RECORD*
10:44 I’ve never been more surprised to not see a sponsored segment
I can't stop watching the intro over and over again
"A Jack shalt not lie with a Klondike as he would with an Erin." Leviticus 6:9
#YIAYbible One man's faith allows him to eat everything, but another man, whose faith is weak, eats only vegetables. Romans 14:2 (It's an actual quote)
Hate for vegetarians is biblically accurate. So vegetales is blasphemous?
@@shivasive I think it’s just a metaphor
Lollllll
@@ceoofdinosaurs4276 Bible verses are best when taken completely literally.
HOLY FUCK BRO
I just checked, he right
“And God did proclaim, “It is pronounced ‘Mairio’.” -Erin 8:36
This intro needs to be the permanent intro… truly is pwety epic
The fact that he's actually using the intros is so wholesome lol
Nice bots
Stolen comment that's kinda cringe
“If she is a good friend then she will let you come in the end”
- Master Oogway Section 2:3 #YIAYbible
I gotta say, I really like the longer YIAYs! Keep it up Jack!
Jack, i dreamt abt the main joke being robert downey jr selling downey as a salesperson being an odd side character in my insane journey
*“This is Katana. She’s got my back. I’d advise not getting killed by her. Her sword traps the souls of its victims. Praise Jebus.”*
~Book of The Self-Flagellation Disciples, 20:16
#YIAYbible
“For a mortal to be considered ‘cultured’, they must read the manga, have a Reddit and own a gamer PC.”
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@@user-tp3wr8km1o I love you 😘😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😇🥰😘😏😗👌🏻👈🏻
#YIAYbible
“There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.” -Ezekiel 23:20
Jack doing the smile is terrifying.
I paused the video and now hes just staring into my soul.
Dean: "Why does this sound like a goodbye?"
Castiel: "Because it is. I love you."
Dean: "Don't do this Cas. Cas."
Castiel: "Goodbye, Dean."
#YIAYbible
Uh ohhhhh
Noooo it hurts 😭😭😭 I love supernatural so much
The funniest episode of any show ever, oh my god 🤣🤣
The weirdest dream I ever had was King Vegeta leading an armed rebellion against sauron. Vegeta commanded an army of grimaces from McDonald’s lore and one of them was armed solely with a pie dish. I was King Vegeta’s Right hand man, and at one point while I was resting my arm on a windowsill, a crocodile jumped out and tried to kill me, but missed and killed Elmo instead. There was also a vulture the spoke Latin, and at one point, marge Simpson appeared in the sky and then disappeared one second later, and never came up for the rest of the dream.
the
Cap
I'd watch that
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I had a dream where jack was my dad, and he was constantly disappointed in me for not being funny enough. All his videos switched to just being about how stupid I am and those videos made him the most popular youtuber. All he would do, was follow me around and make one liners about how much of a disappointment I was.
#yiayBIBLE
psalm 121. It's pretty long, but it always makes me feel warm and loved. I recommend it to anyone going through a tough time, especially you John
I don't remember my dreams often, but when I do remember them after waking up I'm usually able to tell exactly what I was thinking and talking about the day before that led to certain things happening in the dream. Even if the dream is really weird, if I think about it, it always relates to the previous day, how I'm feeling, or some past event that has been important in my life which makes sense because dreams are our brains way of processing information.
The fact that he's actually using the intros is so wholesome
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@Bruh Bruh kindly, no actually PKEASE SHUT UP
WHY ARE THEFE SO MANY FICKING BOTS IN THE REPLIES OMFG
If you're a bot your father went to get milk
#YIAYbible
The lord said "Hey Cain, where is your brother Abel?"
Cain:"oh him? I had to beat him with a rock"
God turned to their angel supervisor:"and how long did he do that for?"
Angel:"as long as he was Abel"
Genesis 7:69
Then he ate him.
Becoming a cain-abel
I'll leave now
@@Siennarchist
*Roses are red*
*violets are blue*
*I didnt like that joke*
*l o o k. b e h i n d. y o u.*
"Listen to your father-burglar" is one of the most Jacksfilms statements ever
The intro brings me tears.
"Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food" - John 3:16 #YIAYbible
“One day the older daughter said to the younger, ‘Our father is old, and there is no man around here to give us children, you know what to do sis…”
Alabama 19: 31-32 #YIAYbible
You actually still used the exact chapter/verses. You madlad.
9:47 Ah, yes. The return of Jack's famous "'Agent Smith' from the seminal philosophical-action blockbuster, 'The Matrix'" impression
John unintentionally making a joke about the british guy having bad teeth makes it extra funny. Damn Seamus, u had to have a cavity. 😂😂
#YIAYbible
Jesus: Okay guys let’s split the check 13 ways
Stewie Griffin: Hey judus, he had like, 3 margaritas, all you had was a salad
Judus: ‘Stares angrily’
Verse: Family Guy Funny Moments Series 9 | HD compilation
hehe, hey lois, this reminds me of the time I singlehandedly caused the flood of Noahs Ark!
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#YIAYbible
And then, Jesus declared, while on his final moments on the cross:
"AAAAH THE PAIN IS UNBEARABLE LET ME DIE PLEASE AAAAAAAAAAAH"
As a Christian, my favourite bible verse is Exodus 16:15 which contains the very ineffectual line “They said to each other, ‘what is it?’ For they did not know what it was.”
I sometimes think about who wrote that passage and why they had to phrase it like this
Can we keep using this intro? I thought it kicked ass when it was on YIAY but now that I see it in sequence with John starting YIAY, it seems really fitting