@@manender1020More the other way around. People grow out of capitalism when they understand that it is a pyramid scheme destroying the world and turning us into children who only care about consuming. There is a reason why politicians and big companies hate communism so much.
I don't think people seem to understand what aging means. He didn't age, just grew some hair. The hair he grew is not even gray, so I don't know what you smoke to see him "age", but whatever I guess... 🤦🏻
Yknow normally heavy smoking causes substantial hair loss. Arthur grows a full lock and beard the moment a cigarette touches his mouth. Built different, to say the least.
My hopeless drunk and smoker uncle who died in his 40s: head full of hair Zoomer me who's never touched substances in my life and eats salads: Norwood 4 by 30 💀
Blane the food pollution heightened stress levels and the fact we have more signals flying through our bodies with no idea hownthat impacts us@GeneralKenobi69420
I expected it to just be steadily growing rapidly throughout the scene. I kept wondering when it was going to start. And then it just exploded like his head just couldn’t contain it anymore!
@@roc-noK i was gonna say the same thing he kinda looks like Johnny Klebitz from behind did you know that John Marston and Johnny Klebitz resemble each other Marston in 1911 and John in 2008 both Outlaws both love to ride Horses and Bikes both despise cars Klebitz even called them "cages" and both had similar voices god i don't know why but Marston and Klebitz are my favourite ❤❤❤❤❤
1:06 Wow, that was fast... I thought maybe it was gonna cut back and forth, switching back in forth we see hair get thicker and thicker... but this was not what I expected.
Damn......😨all that hair exploded out of Arthur like 10 gallons of testosterone😂😂.....plus wen did Mary-beth become a "smokin hot" "bounty hunter"?? Mann....the wonderful works of mods😊👌🏻
When I saw this title pop up on my recommended I thought maybe it'd start slowly popping out of his head at a fairly quick but reasonable pace so as the dialogue goes you just get distracted watching this hair slowly popping out if his head and face, I didn't expect it to just pop out in a single second. Is this a real effect of consuming that many or is this a mod? I've never modded RDR2 so I can't really tell the difference between what's actually in the game and what's been "added" into the game. Obviously I know Mary-Beth is a Mod.
@ghostofyourmom Ah right, thank you for clarifying. That does sound like the sort of random thing Rockstar would add though lol just not many people would wanna chug 100 bottles of hair tonic so they'd never really notice 😂.
Tbf Arthur’s hair or beard sometimes does just grow in the middle of a cutscene but it’s not gonna grow like this. It would basically just be the next level of growth or whatever so if you’re clean shaven Arthur can randomly have a stubble as soon as the cutscene starts/ends. I was expecting the growth to be gradual like that but yea it’s obvious he used a mod here
love how the second he started talking to the girls it looked like he aged rapidly
Women tend to have that effect on men
@@mr.banana2370 nice one
He went alpha
Especially since her name is Karen🤣
Real
Bro evolved from hitman 47 to Karl Marx within a second.
A 16 year old's political views
Dutch would be proud
😂
@@manender1020More the other way around. People grow out of capitalism when they understand that it is a pyramid scheme destroying the world and turning us into children who only care about consuming.
There is a reason why politicians and big companies hate communism so much.
He turned into alan moore, professional comic book writter, mall santa and Rasputin impersonator
Man's cigarette aged him 500 years just by lighting it
Women n tobacco both is good n bad men's health
How do you think long hair = age? What?
He still looks young as fuck.
I don't think people seem to understand what aging means. He didn't age, just grew some hair. The hair he grew is not even gray, so I don't know what you smoke to see him "age", but whatever I guess... 🤦🏻
I’m pretty sure that the hair growing is the joke, since long hair takes a year or three to get it past your shoulder is you start with a buzzcut.
I’ve been growing out my hair for a 2 years and it’s already at waist level what are you guys talking about
Bald arthur looks like a menace
"You're doin' terrible things to my hormones, miss!" moment.
Rdr1 Jack was a creep ngl
@@iamtheinevitable- That's teenagers for you.
Idk I think he was just bad at flirting@@iamtheinevitable-
@@iamtheinevitable-low honor yeah high honor he’s just depressed I feel like.
They tell me I’m at my sexual peak
Three women ask “Could you take us too?” *massive testosterone spike*
Test count at 9999 lol
More test means balding not gaining hair
@@silotx That beard though.
@@silotx more dht means balding
bro went from Agent 47 to the Big Lebowski
I love how it grew incrementally on each syllable.
I got so distracted by Mary-Beth that when I noticed Arthur turned into Hagrid I nearly fckn died 💀
Same bro
Mods do bad things
mods? what xD@@user-ng3zp7ix8n
Yes she is definitely 👀
1:06 set to 0.25 playback speed.
he went from "I'M A BETTER MAN THAN YOU, RICK" to "You're a wizard, Harry" real fast
underrated comment
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
YES ! All bald he really looks like John Bernthal
Im better for abigail than you john
@@petrokober1117 LMAO
Karen: What’s happened to you Arthur?
Arthur: You talking about Miss Grimshaw or my hair?
Homey went from desperado Mr. Clean to cowboy Jesus in one second.
“This next mission is a little unconventional, 47. You’ll be going back in time.”
To be fair,"The Uncle" sounds like the name of an elusive target 100%
@@fragdoch-nicht1290 your right
Lmao read this in her voice
SOMEONE PLEASE MAKE HITMAN TIME TRAVEL 😮
@@WWG1WGATRUMPISKING then you have the Terminator.
Actually someone make that a game right now!!!
Santa revealing his true identity in Christmas films:
Who knew Santa was a vicious outlaw?
@@15braincellsremainingwhere do you think he come up with all those gifts xD
@@15braincellsremaining :) More like Wild West Robin Hood
He pushed Santa off his roof 💀
santa got tuberculosis 😭
From bald to a majestic beard and mane, such a majestic evolution.
Arthur looks like Jon Bernthal getting ready to say” lemme tell you sum’n”😂😂
Would be perfect casting for live action
@@breadlover302it really wouldn't be
Yknow normally heavy smoking causes substantial hair loss. Arthur grows a full lock and beard the moment a cigarette touches his mouth. Built different, to say the least.
🚬🗿
My hopeless drunk and smoker uncle who died in his 40s: head full of hair
Zoomer me who's never touched substances in my life and eats salads: Norwood 4 by 30 💀
Blane the food pollution heightened stress levels and the fact we have more signals flying through our bodies with no idea hownthat impacts us@GeneralKenobi69420
The fact that it wasn't even lit yet
Your tinfoil hat too tight? Male pettern baldness is genetic. Fool.
During mating season, the Morgan will puff out it's head to appear larger to scare off rival males and entice nearby females.
We need sir David Attenborough to narrate this. :)
🤣🤣🤣
beautiful
I laughed so hard I cried at this comment section
its*
This needs an edit with a cartoon pop sound effect when the hair grows in.
*Talks to a woman.*
*Ages a decade instantly.*
Has there ever been a more realistic game in the history of mankind?
1:07 When you realize the first Red Dead Redemption came out 14 years ago
We’re about to celebrate RDR2’s 6th birthday 😳
🤣😅
When you realize the second Red Dead Redemption came out 6 years ago
@@Night5225I can’t believe it.
😂
Crazy how talking to Karen for .5 seconds ages you about 20 years
Dealing with Karens has that effect on people
In Germany, We Call Kevin. ( Male Karens)
😮
Talking to a Karen does that to ya
@@einmensch8240So ein Schwachsinn
I blinked at the key moment and audibly gasped xD
Literal blink and you'll miss it
I expected it to just be steadily growing rapidly throughout the scene. I kept wondering when it was going to start. And then it just exploded like his head just couldn’t contain it anymore!
Arthur’s testosterone spiked at the sight of the women, leading to rapid beard growth, and a lion-like Maine rapidly growing. Pure masculinity.
this fucking killed me lmao
Last time Arthur saw a pair of jugs as big as Karen’s; a hillbilly in Beaver Creek was blowing them.
The way uncle sleeps it's the reason why he has lumbago
Yeah, putting you weight on your lower back won't help the lower back pain.
But he wasn't sleeping, he was thinking
@@obamavrat671namesThat's even worse. That's the number 1 cause of Lumbago for people his age during that time 😂
It's a serious condition
Hotel?
Lumbago.
the real takeaway from this is how smoking kills, the moment he lights that match he aged up
From hairless into a viking warrior style off the bat 🤣🤣🤣
Uncle: Damn, how long did it take for me to get the horses ready?
🤣
Must be the Lumbago.
Arthur looks really good bald actually.
I've cut the hair of my Arthur too recently. With a bit of beard he looks pretty badass.
i’d say he looks good right now only because his jacket makes him look like johnny klebitz from behind and johnny was my boah
He definitely looks good in a badass way when bald, but he somehow also looks good in a handsome looking way for tha ladies of the 19th century
@@roc-noK i was gonna say the same thing he kinda looks like Johnny Klebitz from behind did you know that John Marston and Johnny Klebitz resemble each other Marston in 1911 and John in 2008 both Outlaws both love to ride Horses and Bikes both despise cars Klebitz even called them "cages" and both had similar voices god i don't know why but Marston and Klebitz are my favourite ❤❤❤❤❤
he watched skinhead tiktoks
"Family is everything' - Dom Morgan
This is like a how girls see older men vs how guys see older men type of situation
Some men hit puberty later than others, but it always hits hard.
He went from skinhead to hobo real quick
having a voice like that BEFORE puberty goes CRAZY
Dude that channel description is insanity
Arthur went through all 57 stages of gruff in less than 2 seconds.
There’s a film called Gruff lol
You mean 47 stages 😂
1:39 Tilly- sincewedee
“Ah, shoot, it’s the ladies.” *Instantly grows ultra-manly mane*
My man grew hair faster than me getting high honor in the whole game.
You mean low honor?
@@Louis13XIIIwhy would they mean low honor.🤨
@@Louis13XIII high honor is difficult my guy
@@King_Jockeyas difficult as flirting with your mom and getting her to my bed. Do the game normally and you'll end up high honor 🥱
“HI THERE MISTER”
'Smoke. It's good for your hair!'
-Marlboro
Lung cancer: 💀
@@random.776 Never said it was good for your lungs
@@RandomGuy_368 but lung cancer is bad for your hair too.
@@random.776 No thats chemotherapy
He went from the variants from outlast to gandalf wow
I love how it fit into one sentence
The fact that it was timed to him flicking the match makes it so much better
I smoked one of them. The cigarettes that make you hairy.
And right when he talks to Karen
I blinked and suddenly he had a full head of hair and a massive, glorious beard rivaling that of the proudest of dwarven kings.
I literally turned away from the screen for half a second and I missed it.
Or ZZ TOP 😂
Arthur tate what colours your steed
This is like when the sheriff's hat kept changing in Scary Movie.
Arthur's rizz was so high he grew a beard in seconds after catching the attention of women and smoking at the exact same time.
Forget Arthur, look at Mary Beth…respectfully of course! 👀
she thiccc
Indeed, i didn't even recognise her, had to rewind to catch her name in the subtitle XD
Dam what a women!❤😅
Damn that caught me off guard
ayo
1:07 *Hagrid has entered the game*
1:02 pov you just went outside, touched grass and finally talked to a woman for the first time. (the stress ages you rapidly)
Once the ladies asked if Arthur could take them into town his male instincts kicked in
"What's happened to you Arthur?"
Arthur: I think you already saw what happened
Arthur: *smokes while his hair and beard grows fucking fast*
Rob a bank
Drink 100 hair tonic
2 minutes later you wont fit the description of a bald clean shaven man.
Went from Stone-Cold Steve Austin to Santa Claus in a matter of seconds. 😂
Soon as Arthur lights the cigarette he grows all that hair
He becomes 1000x more manly at just the touch of a ciggie
When's the hair gonna light on fire
1:07 and then pause it. Then use the period and comma keys to scroll frame by frame. Every hair-beard combination works.
Lol 😮
“We need to plan, Jessie”
>talks to women
>age up 50 years
1:03 I *knew* exactly what was coming, but still wasn't prepared for how absurdly hilarious it was going to be.
Arthur's actually got a really nicely shaped head. Never saw him bald, actually a good look for him.
rockstar designed him too sexy to be real
Influencers: going to Europe for a hair transplant
Arthur Morgan: **gulp, gulp, gulp**
1:06 how Americans think Puberty works has soon as someone turns 18
1:20 Mary-Beth's physique here made me double and triple-take Oh My Lordy 👀
Dood, saaaaame
The timing with the cigarette fits so well! I guess smoking really makes you age faster.
He went from looking like somebody you'd give a wide berth if you saw in public to the sweetest man you've ever met in an instant.
Bro went from Wallace to Gimli almost instantly.
Rare footage of mr cleans ancestor "chadeous cleaneous" transforming into hagrid to hide from the IRS
lol 😂😂😂😂😂
Leviticus Cleanwall
something telling me the player has a favorite girl in the camp, but just can't put my finger to it 🤔
He looks like if michael from gta 5 had an older brother
from johnny sins to santa claus in 1 second 😂
1:06 Wow, that was fast... I thought maybe it was gonna cut back and forth, switching back in forth we see hair get thicker and thicker... but this was not what I expected.
I was to busy watching Mary Beth be thicker
As soon at it grew, I remembered Dennis from Spongebob movie saying "~this is what a real mustache looks like~"
Uncle to John: "....See a mermaid?"
Patrick: Is Arthur a mermaid?
I like how it spontaneously grows into styled hair, mustache, and beard automatically.
"I have to take this much just to feel normal."
Respect for having the patience just to drink 100 tonics
In an un-modded game it'd just be a waste of time.
Only 3 hair tonics stack and they cease affect once you move to a next growth stage.
Arthur went from Agent 47 to gunslinging Santa Clause in less than 2 seconds
The fact that it all happens within the time that he lights the match and brings it to his cig is hilarious
Pearson could make a fine rug with that beard.
He went from Agent 47 to Dumbledore in less than 2 seconds 😂😂😂
Bald, clean shaven arthur looks like the train go boom guy from Black Ops 3
Say Arthur drinks 100 hair tonics. Outcome? Hair go boom.
ah, Taylor
do the mask smith shaker
The only memorable line from that game
Bro went from Hitman to Hagrid
"what happend to you, Arthur?"
anyone remembers the HAIR STRAUSS version of this?
*laughing soundtrack*
You’re the bald guy
That was so funny. The more Arthur shouted, the more hair he grew
@@antonironstag5085 THIS EXACTLY, I CANT FIND THAT VERSION WHERE CAN I FIND I T:,)
@@caesarpizza1338disclaimer, not the real seth everman, i just like the vibe...and memes
Real "blink and you miss it" moment.
"What's happened to you Arthur??"
I wish it was gradual, like we would witness him slowly return to monke as the cutscene progressed.
Dude went from Judge Holden to John Brown in a heartbeat
It almost syncs up perfectly with the sentence he’s saying.
Valentine, the very enbodiment of civilization
Proof that striking a match is the more masculine way to light your smoke
That was satisfying. Just another reason to love this Masterpiece of a game
Love it kicked in as he was lighting that match
"Whachu want, cueball?"
I was hoping we could rob a coach.
"Whatever you say, sasquatch."
Damn Mary Beth looking like she can take over a whole gang
They did a good job at making it seem like a fun trip
Arthur when from an Air Nomad, to a Fire Sage in less than 3 seconds.
Damn......😨all that hair exploded out of Arthur like 10 gallons of testosterone😂😂.....plus wen did Mary-beth become a "smokin hot" "bounty hunter"?? Mann....the wonderful works of mods😊👌🏻
That phantom cigarette really made time fly
Man of culture with the MGS V reference
whoooooaaaaHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
"M has come to"
1:07 The cig aged him before he even lit it. This is what they warn us about. SMOKE 🚬 please
Striking the match against his boot created a chemical reaction with the hair tonic.
Mary-Beth looks cool asf, interesting mod
Better than how I would describe her here
I don't remember her boobs being so big in vanilla, other then that I agree
It's a mod?
@joseisoniemi yes, that's not how she looks in the base game, I'm assuming it's an outfit in red dead online or just something an npc wears
@@AratonHunter yeah it's been so long since I played the game so I was really wondering if I just didn't remember
I was expecting growth but not THAT much
When I saw this title pop up on my recommended I thought maybe it'd start slowly popping out of his head at a fairly quick but reasonable pace so as the dialogue goes you just get distracted watching this hair slowly popping out if his head and face, I didn't expect it to just pop out in a single second. Is this a real effect of consuming that many or is this a mod? I've never modded RDR2 so I can't really tell the difference between what's actually in the game and what's been "added" into the game. Obviously I know Mary-Beth is a Mod.
It's a mod. You can't really grow it that instantly in the base game.
@ghostofyourmom Ah right, thank you for clarifying. That does sound like the sort of random thing Rockstar would add though lol just not many people would wanna chug 100 bottles of hair tonic so they'd never really notice 😂.
that's what she said
Tbf Arthur’s hair or beard sometimes does just grow in the middle of a cutscene but it’s not gonna grow like this. It would basically just be the next level of growth or whatever so if you’re clean shaven Arthur can randomly have a stubble as soon as the cutscene starts/ends. I was expecting the growth to be gradual like that but yea it’s obvious he used a mod here