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- Опубліковано 29 вер 2024
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The wee discussion at the end is the most real discussion of all time. So true.
Yeah, I'm with Ellis about the double prong. It's the worst
I can relate. I can relate so much. Even with that sitting down part.
yep can confirm is pee discussion is 100% accurate
@@ml210993 I have peed whilst sitting on the toilet seat not realising that I was just pissing myself instead of it going in the toilet
@@ml210993 I honestly thought I was the only one who had this happen to.
The last part where the conversation just goes to the most relatable topic to most people who has wee problems is sooo good because it is highly relatable.
"Well aktually" Funhouse was Friday afternoons on CITV, usually 4:40p.m.
Recent subscriber. Very funny stuff. Keep up the good work boys! And Cath! And Jonk!
the only way the guys stop fighting is to bond over piss hahaha
Ok, setting aside the shenanigans, this game looks pretty cool 😆
It is :)
The Battletech franchise has been around since the 80s, think another Warhammer minus aliens + shady politics and big stompy robots. It's very timeline-focused but most games still focus on the 3050s back when humanity had blasted itself back into the dark ages and 'Mechs got passed down through noble families because almost no one could build anything new.
MechWarrior 5 isn't the best game ever, but it's very moddable which pretty much saves it.
Jake get a job,
Jake get a job
A job jake get
THE PISS DRIPPING OUT THE FRONT IS WAY TOO ANNOYING! I END UP WITH PISS ON MY PANTS, LEGS, AND THE FLOOR
The thing I hate most about my new house is how low/small the toilets are. Being 6'3" and having toilets that don't even come up to my knee means in order to make sure I don't have to clean up afterwards I just sit down when I need to piss.
Female friend of mine is 5'1" and her feet are just dangling in the air if the throne is too high 😁
3:43
How Jake manages to watch that show that also features very off-brand Barney and still remember the jingle is beyond me
He's a sound engineer if I remember correctly. Maybe he focuses more on what he hears than other people? 🤔
this is amazing
Oh you guys are amazing
Love how Jake, Ellis, and Alex are all agreeing with the piss experiences whilst Gabby is wheezing up a storm
Made me wheez too 🤣
I think we've all been there with the piss mishaps (pisshaps?) And Gabby's wheezing gives me life
It's like the most relatable thing for every guy on the planet, and girls just have no clue
too real
⛲🌧☄🌊💧🎉
🤣 Im crying- that completely killed me
The last conversation is when you and your friends are talking and its relatable and you say the same thing at the end and finish eachothers sentences.
That was literally me watching them during the stream XD I was like Yeaaaaaap :D
that was so recognizable its scary lmfao
I think all males agreed with that... I want to add when you sit on the toilet and forget that you have a boner so you also have a dribbling on the front...
Pretty sure every guy watching this had a deep understanding of where they were coming from
How the fuck do guys dicks work !??
Top tier conversation at the end there.
Being man is hard
Pretty standard wpe content
Honestly it was kinda nice to know other guys are going through it
"take your time and aim carefully". Jake, meanwhile, missing the mech at less than 200 meters, and only using machineguns which are out of range
Asking Jake to take his time is probably a bridge too far. Just ask Gabby how their Saturday nights go.
Lol
And then going on to discuss missing the toilet while having a wee.
Also a very ironic comment considering that last conversation
I know in MWO, machine guns are only effective on internals once the armor has been stripped away.
I burst out laughing at the final conversation because of how relatable it was and the mutual agreement about double prong. Great video again
And when they were all agreeing about how much double prong sucks, you're nodding along, n so are millions of other guys. The entire male population all nodding as one like "ahh yup yup the worse. Terrible, amirite? Yuuuup so bad yup"
Yeah, double prong is the _worst,_ but sideways piss is a close second.
“Take your time and aim properly”
Is a whole different context with that last clip
Jakes always using “it’s my first time playing” excuse when he drills someone in the back every time lol.
Hmm I should use that for when I hookup next.
Oh! Wait! It's for a game. Not sexual intercourse. My bad.
@@KayveePlays LOL
I think in one of those cases, where Jake was in 3rd person, he still hadn’t learned that the gunfire emerges from the actual guns on the ‘Mech. Which I know sounds obvious as all hell (but still something Jonk wouldn’t realise :P ) but remember that in a lot of shooters, as far as the game itself is concerned, the bullets either emerge from your face or close enough to your face as to make no real difference. In this the guns could be three metres off to your left and a below your character (lord knows I’ve dumped enough PPC shots from my Warhammer into a hill I’m hiding behind to learn that the hard way).
Giving the WPE crew mechs, what could possibly go wrong
no building, tree, or large rock on the planet left standing, or mech, they'll all just end up falling over and writhing around occasionally firing lasers at the sky...I for one can't wait!
That ending conversation was the most relatable thing that I’ve heard all week.
So high pressure it'll cut through steel, that's a real man's piss
The end conversation with Gabby loosing it by seeing that men truly understand what everyday problems each other face made my day. Truly a "Women☕" moment 😂
Am I missing something? How is Men Urinating a Woman moment?
Has Human physiology changed and I just didn't get the memo?
@@andybrooks7228 its just a men's equivalent of gossip spreading.
@@matejbosela9093 This isn't gossiping it's discussing real life issues that are annoying but funny.
This makes like a negative amount of sense, what the hell did you even say
Don't understand what you just said but just gonna act like it's funny and laugh
"Jake did you just blow caths arms off?"
Cath:"MY ARMMMMSSSS!"
Best bit 😂
Pity she wasn't driving a Black Knight at the time.
@@anonymous7386 yeah haha.
@@anonymous7386 It's just some light armor damage!
I’d take that as a Yes
2:02
Can't believe that last clip went from talking about helmets to men pissing.
Also can't believe that it lasted about a fourth of the whole video as well.
As an MWO player, seeing the WPE crew in 'Mechs and surprisingly doing well is both a curse and a blessing. Great, now I need to boot up MWO again...
Me too... Aww shit, here we go again.
“Doing well”??
…well I suppose they _were_ usually getting the ‘mechs to go the direction they wanted and hitting some shots, so yeah, actually you aren’t too far off there.
That pissing thing was by far the most relatable thing I’ve heard from you
Gabby just absolutely dying in the background of the last conversation was hilarious.
7:46 oh gosh not the double prong, I can feel the pain, can relate
That last bit was amazing. I love that all the guys are all in sync and fully know what they're all talking about and Gabby is just laughing like a loon in the background.
Ah yes, another game where Jake and Alex spend all their time and energy just to screw with Ellis. :P
No wonder he tends to wee with such a high pressure. He's got to get all that anger, rage and frustration out of his system somehow 😁
My friend found this channel a while ago. Unfortunately Jake and I share the same name… Jonk.
The wee conversation and Gabby laughing at the end, that's priceless content xD
i believe every male that has ever lived, will agree on the double pronged wee... and if you havent experienced it yet.... well you're certainly gonna be in for a shock wont ya
Honestly don't know what's worse: double pronged "coffee drip" or the double pronged "misty." "Coffee drip" is when the secondary stream is coming out like the coffee drip of a coffee maker and "misty" is when the secondary stream is like the "mist" setting on a garden nozzle. The drip seems better if you can catch inside the bowl, but misty is such a bitch cause it just gets everywhere!
I got something that was the worst for me. No idea how but the double turned into a triple with the coffee drip. My most embarrassing moment at a urinal and getting the looks of “how in the fuck…?” From the others next to me.
Happened once but never again I hope.
@@siechamontillado the absolute worst is the prong pressure washer
The end giving new meaning to the phrase “taking the piss.”
More Mechwarrior! Love this game, and it’s overly complicated controls are perfect for the pro gamers you guys are.
We love banter, we really do love that shit that you guys do. As always keep it up.
I love that after all the shit the guys put each other through, the one thing they can agree on is PISS.
pretty sure all guys around the world can pretty much agree when it comes to this subject
I think the title is wrong, should be Mech Wankers, cause yall aint no warriors.
Love how everyone hates each other until we get to the finer sciences of male urination. Suddenly everyone is in complete agreement.
As a mechwarrior/battletech fan this is both hilarious and infuriating to watch at the same time.
Yea
I'm just happy to see something Battletech-related get 274k views
I’m glad I can rely on you guys to make me laugh even when I’m down. I just lost a good track friend as of yesterday, he passed away at the very young age of 19 from a heart attack caused by a rare condition in young adults. I resorted to your videos to slowly ease my mind and laugh to at least cheer me up. Thank you all guys for helping people laugh with your videos.
it pains me how much i relate to the final conversation
on todays episode of WPE, Jonk, Ellis and Alex talk about pissing for 2 minutes straight while Gabby struggles to breathe.
Its not a worst pre-made ever video without a large portion of the video being sitting in the lobby talking about piss while someone is wheezing 🤣 love the vids, always manage to make me smile
“...dribbling down the front!” I feel your pain lol
"ramming speed ramming speed!!"
*hits him*
*MOANS*
I never expected that the most relatable conversation I'd ever hear from this group was about the weird mechanics of urinating
So... The most wholesome moment in the Video is Ellis, Jonk and Alex being in mutual agreement on the drawbacks of penile urination...
So, really the whole video is about aim, no matter the context; if you think about it.
I wouldn't trust you guys with mechs.
Yep I can confirm it this channel is just me and my friends in the future.
We can aim our jets, we just haven't evolved to be marksmen
Feel like the title could also be 0 days without a peeing accident
Can confirm. Double prong stream is the worst.
The most fun of this whole video was not the gameplay, but the wee reliability
The pee discussion is what got me the most, when Ellis said that it double prongs I was already laughing then ofc Jake and Alex started agreeing and made me shit myself laughing.
0:14 that split second of Alex’s face edited, can’t stop thinking of him as Henry the 8th, thanks all of you, especially your Ellis for calling that out, however, I’ve enjoyed the content you all made
"I play mechwarriors! I should leave a comment! Wait, early commenting is bad, wait until the end of the video."
Welp. Thanks past me, now all I can comment on is how much I agree. Double prongs are the worst.
These guys should play Out of Space on steam!
And the double prong is worse because it's not "left and right", it's "forward and down".
It's why I Smooth Criminal lean over toilets. It doesn't prevent it, but it certainly bloody helps!
The wee thing is real, ladies. It does happen.
The end of the video:-
Ladies: Utter Confusion and Intense Listening *Looks over to their guy friends*
Dudes: Nodding in Agreement
Ladies: *Incessant Giggling*
Me: downloads and starts playing MW5: Mercs just a few weeks ago
WPE: Allow is to introduce ourselves as *the best pilots*
from discussing about a guy that didn't blink to discussing a literal piss..top tier lmao
the last bit of the video... pissing hell!
we arent subscribed for the amazing gameplay content. Its the pissing (i am not swearing, promise) discussions we are here for!
Quality Content!!! First video that made me decide to get Membership, and 2 minutes of it is about urinating! Not even surprised.
Yep, can confirm I have actually had all three of those problems and it actually is THAT annoying.
We went from Alex complaining that the AI don't blink to Ellis explaining how he pisses
If there were a manual on being a man, that last conversation was probably taken straight from it
Peeing while in full mast is probably also in there
I was not prepared to be flashbanged by words while watching this. And I could stop laughing long enough to breath!
Alex's comment about sitting down for a wee and still managing to piss on the floor had me laughing so hard I was crying.
the only thing that comes to my mind regarding the last conversation is the meme "the council of men approves" :D
Dude the double prong is just the bane of a man's existence in the bathroom real talk...
The worst one is probably when it splits and goes around the rim. Just straight up misses the toilet entirely.
Another video to watch in the morning with a cup of tea! I can't wait for all the friendly fire and arguing! (I'm willing to bet Jake is the main culprit)
If you tell something about the guns in the game too Jake,you better expect him to test it out
yeah the double prong sucks, but sometimes you get this sweet double helix pattern if you're careful
Very funny video, WPE. I wish Welsh and British people were real.
This is a perfectly accurate representation of the professionalism present in the average inner sphere mercenary company
Grown people talking about issues with men peeing and dang they are correct
The piss stream talk is just a universal guy thing. We all have that issue at some point.
Love me some mechwarrior. And also WPE not knowing how anything is supposed to work and fucking up their tactics.
you know what's worse? triple prong. goes on the wall the floor and the toilet seat
All the guys know what the double prong is and gabby is just losing it
I think we've all been there for the pissing between the toilet seat and rim the sad dribble
Every man in this comment section can agree with ellis about that piss talk
I like the part where you spend 5 minutes talking about piss.
Glad to see you guys have the same bathroom problems as us yanks over the pond
I rarely sit down to pee. Feels like I'm going fishing.
Came across your guys UA-cam channel not to long ago and have been binge watching sense. Absolutely love what you all do and you all are hilarious. Hope you all are having a great week and a great weekend!
No Ellis herding cats would be easier then herding these guys.
so they ended it with a pissing discussion, typical WPE, lol
Pissing on the floor while sitting on the toilet. Yep, can confirm
The peeing conversation is both so relatable but is also so apparent that the gaming has so thoroughly gone off the rails
God i fucking hate 2 prong attack. I remember one time I go for a wee at an urinal, at first there was was 1 linear stream, literally the next moment it split out another stream to the left, hitting my hand and then immediately go back to 1 stream, all in the span of like half a second. The first time i wondered if my little john is sentient and trying to fuck with me.
Friendly fire 😆
the pee just dibbling out the front just happened to me like 20 minutes ago as I watched this. So this is very relatable for me when these dudes and dudettes are talking about piss.
Dudette? 🤣🤣🤣👍
The synchronization rate of y'all braincells at the end
Feels like bottom gear mecha warfare and I love it