Farming Simulator: Clips that should have stayed locked away

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  • @TheCrosshare
    @TheCrosshare 5 місяців тому +382

    Layman layman terms quantum computing; When a computer goes beep, it either does a thing, or doesn't do a thing. With quantum computing, it can do a thing and not do a thing at the same time, or do half a thing with another half a thing. It can even go bloop as well!

    • @ironox8480
      @ironox8480 5 місяців тому +34

      Ok thank you, that is probably the only time Quantum computing has been explained to me where I understood it.

    • @The_Hanged-Man
      @The_Hanged-Man 5 місяців тому +4

      I second that👆

    • @cow00717
      @cow00717 5 місяців тому +2

      So why is it important?

    • @TheCrosshare
      @TheCrosshare 5 місяців тому +13

      @@cow00717 Makes things faster, so pewpew's run smoother, and holiday photos don't take 15 years to move :D

    • @cow00717
      @cow00717 5 місяців тому +3

      @@TheCrosshare ok that is useful

  • @obiwansherlockclousseau5107
    @obiwansherlockclousseau5107 5 місяців тому +147

    12:47 Alex is wrong (and smelly).
    Smeagol is a Hobbit, but a distinct group of Hobbits, separate from the Shire dwellers.

    • @Shade01982
      @Shade01982 5 місяців тому +2

      Yeah, I was about to say that as well...

    • @nordichope7301
      @nordichope7301 5 місяців тому +10

      Just looked it up, the specific Hobbit-type he is is called "Stoor", and they're sort of the fishermen of the Hobbit species having an affinity for water. They are also the main type to be drawn wearing any type of shoe

    • @dragonsfire6575
      @dragonsfire6575 4 місяці тому +1

      @@nordichope7301 They can also grow beards.

    • @WelshGiraffa
      @WelshGiraffa 3 місяці тому +3

      But he is still a hobbit just a subspecies it’s like arguing between a Rhode Island Red and a Sultan Chicken different sub species yes but they’re still chickens

    • @brodiedaniels7509
      @brodiedaniels7509 6 днів тому

      Thank you! dumbass Alex

  • @SqueakingLion
    @SqueakingLion 5 місяців тому +155

    Wow... for a moment, Alex and Ellis had a "What are you doing, Stepbro???" moment with Gabby. LOL.

  • @starkiller182
    @starkiller182 5 місяців тому +158

    Alex could market a book named "Alex's Dating Guide" and when you open the book it turns out to be a box, in which a bottle chloroform is.

    • @rubiitoxic
      @rubiitoxic 5 місяців тому +15

      Cloth costs extra

    • @Bootysmoothie
      @Bootysmoothie 5 місяців тому

      It's just household chlorine mixed with 100 percent rubbing alcohol. It's quite cheap to make 😂

    • @LocalStoat
      @LocalStoat 5 місяців тому +2

      The rag is too expensive

  • @TheWonderfulWombat
    @TheWonderfulWombat 5 місяців тому +37

    About the uniform thing: lots of uniforms, especially military dress uniforms, make the shoulders look broader, the waist look trimmer, and the legs look longer. Very flattering!

  • @MyGamer125
    @MyGamer125 5 місяців тому +44

    It's actually really sweet that Gabby said Nick and Alex are like brothers to her.

  • @darknesseker
    @darknesseker 5 місяців тому +97

    Well actually...Gollum was a Stoor, which is one of the three types of hobbit.

    • @billnyetheaquaticfly
      @billnyetheaquaticfly 5 місяців тому +19

      Please, oh grate sage, telleth mineself about the three types of hobbit, for thou hast peaket mine curiosity. Pretty pleasy

    • @darknesseker
      @darknesseker 5 місяців тому +34

      @@billnyetheaquaticfly Oh youngling. They were called Stoors, who lived by rivers; Harfoots, who lived by mountains; and Fallohides, who lived in forests.
      (also I'm not that wise...I just remembered he really did start as a hobbit and then googled the rest)

    • @baldrian22
      @baldrian22 5 місяців тому

      just been an unkown amount of generations afther it ;)

    • @endcorruption993
      @endcorruption993 5 місяців тому

      12:41

    • @billnyetheaquaticfly
      @billnyetheaquaticfly 5 місяців тому

      ​@@darknesseker you have my gratitude for enlighting me.

  • @RhysHill-ur8lq
    @RhysHill-ur8lq 5 місяців тому +49

    0:57 love the car mating ritual

    • @JayRHood
      @JayRHood 2 місяці тому

      Lemon Demon probably loved it too

  • @WolfyFancyLads
    @WolfyFancyLads 5 місяців тому +51

    0:35 Gonna take my horse to the parking lot, I'm gonna... Ride it till I tilt that horse.
    Also, "love a man in uniform" refers to military personnel, who were commonly viewed as desirable, strapping young fellows.

    • @rubiitoxic
      @rubiitoxic 5 місяців тому +3

      I mean my bfs a cook, that chef coat be lookin quite tasty on him

    • @TlalocTemporal
      @TlalocTemporal 5 місяців тому +3

      It really helps that most millitary uniforms are rather sharp outfits.

    • @malice6081
      @malice6081 Місяць тому

      People tend to go after us in turnout gear.

  • @TheOnlyFMP
    @TheOnlyFMP 5 місяців тому +18

    Jonk: is about to get burned by chat
    Alex: "Get down Mr. President!"

  • @DRAG0NSPIRIT10
    @DRAG0NSPIRIT10 5 місяців тому +53

    "What can we grope?"
    Man, you really don't help yourself Alex. It's as bad as Ellis claiming that going to the beach abroad is no different than going to the beach in Wales 😆.

    • @whatthehec108
      @whatthehec108 5 місяців тому +3

      Ellis is right though.

    • @Shade01982
      @Shade01982 5 місяців тому +6

      I remember when Alex said he wanted to change his internet persona. I think that lasted about five seconds...

    • @Weezlenut
      @Weezlenut 5 місяців тому +2

      They really need to keep Alex away from the animal pens.

  • @billnyetheaquaticfly
    @billnyetheaquaticfly 5 місяців тому +9

    11:29 so bassicaly you have a magic tree that each season either makes apples or oranges (regular computing) but the quantum one makes either appels, oranges, both of neither.

  • @siechamontillado
    @siechamontillado 5 місяців тому +17

    You know it's going to be a good vid is when it opens with Alex dragging around his massive wood.

    • @Bootysmoothie
      @Bootysmoothie 5 місяців тому

      I heard that and was like oh no time to get out the extra fans so I don't drive my dad nuts while he tries sleeping in the coolest room of the house . I just got out like 3 inline duct fans and shoved them in my windows

  • @xXshadowkiller126Xx
    @xXshadowkiller126Xx 5 місяців тому +9

    The flute or whatever instrument made my dog's ears perk up. Got worse with every jump in decibel xD

  • @Xylaleaf
    @Xylaleaf 5 місяців тому +5

    0:07 fast and the tractorous

  • @henrikhyrup3995
    @henrikhyrup3995 5 місяців тому +4

    2:44 you've heard of *cr, plne, bs, trn* - now get ready for *trctr*

  • @BloodThirstyAvengers
    @BloodThirstyAvengers 5 місяців тому +4

    0:52 - I wonder how many people had their Alexas activate at this point.

  • @thePsiMatrix
    @thePsiMatrix 5 місяців тому +2

    3:52 - "Stunt Jump Failed"

  • @codyscorner2.082
    @codyscorner2.082 2 місяці тому +1

    Welcome to WPE
    Where you can see the most unexpected games turned sexual

  • @victoriaasenjo524
    @victoriaasenjo524 5 місяців тому +3

    6:40 So Gabby is Jake's robot girlfriend?

  • @victoriaasenjo524
    @victoriaasenjo524 5 місяців тому +2

    The WPE team invents flying cars

  • @akantiia
    @akantiia 5 місяців тому

    Thanks guys, having a bit of meh today and this video made me smile 💜

  • @NorbertOszi
    @NorbertOszi 5 місяців тому +2

    I know its too much work but I would love to see subtitles in WPE extras too because really hard to understand sometimes(especially when Jonhk start to talk at least four different languages at the same time)Strangely the only one I can clearly understnad is Alex.

  • @wingdingfontbro
    @wingdingfontbro 4 місяці тому +1

    "Did you hear he works at McDonald's? AAAAAAAAAAUGH"

  • @jaghatarkebab2020
    @jaghatarkebab2020 5 місяців тому +1

    Briefly, quantum computing introduces the concept of qubits, capable of superpositioning, i.e. being both 0 and 1 simultaneously. Measuring, or reading, the qubits causes their state to collapse to either 0 or 1, and this happens in a probabilistic manner, i.e. not deterministically. To deal with this issue, wave function interference (similar to how sound waves can cancel each other) is implemented in some esoteric manner, to cause the output to become more, if not fully, deterministic.

  • @Thromash
    @Thromash 5 місяців тому +4

    If they're like your brothers Gabby, but not actually your brothers. Basically Step-Brothers to you then Gabby? That's how that works right..?

  • @summerwatson3794
    @summerwatson3794 5 місяців тому +1

    Men in uniform: the lollipop man with his big stick 😂

  • @RoseKindred
    @RoseKindred 5 місяців тому +3

    0:45 "Sweet Home Alabama..."

    • @robotrix
      @robotrix 5 місяців тому +1

      That's a racist song, Everybody. A racist who doesn't care that the GOP tried to steal an election is telling a songwriter "Yeah, we beat out slaves. What of it? And we'd still be doing it if we could"

    • @nicholassammons3881
      @nicholassammons3881 5 місяців тому

      ​@@robotrixwtf are you babbling
      About?

  • @jacobking2032
    @jacobking2032 5 місяців тому +4

    Gollum was a Hobbit.

  • @1717brandon1717
    @1717brandon1717 5 місяців тому +2

    4:48 feels kinda weird that Gabby is hovering over the pigs with the username "Worst" since that's the dutch word for Sausage.. Anyone for some pigs in blankets?

  • @YoungChip69
    @YoungChip69 5 місяців тому

    man i love your content guys it always makes me laugh no matter how hard the day

  • @same-asit-ever-was
    @same-asit-ever-was 5 місяців тому +3

    Snoop Dogg has his own Red wine, it's on the shelves at morrisons at £10.00 a Bottle.

  • @Freeze-n-Frost
    @Freeze-n-Frost 4 місяці тому

    Alex wants to make LITERAL 🐓sleeves 😂

  • @PianoKwanMan
    @PianoKwanMan 5 місяців тому

    1:42 Clearly recorded before the Greggs Merch and Clubbing Experience

  • @leetaeryeo5269
    @leetaeryeo5269 5 місяців тому

    You can have more than 4 results in quantum computing, from my understanding. It's either 01, 00, 11, or some superposition both (which is according to a probability distribution, which results in stuff like ). Quantum computing is wild.

  • @Raida7
    @Raida7 5 місяців тому +1

    "farming humour!"

  • @AhmadSattout97
    @AhmadSattout97 5 місяців тому

    Ofc MJ is happy about seeing a little Tractor. No surprise there

  • @zenbamboo7978
    @zenbamboo7978 5 місяців тому +1

    The WPE Crews' Famous thing:
    Jonk's Cheese (From an unspecified source that he refuses to elaborate on and is sold at Spunk)
    Pirckleton's Pussies (Which is genius and I think is fantastic. See this is why Ellis is my favourite)
    Lil Sulk's Topless Condoms (Useless. Just like Alex. Maybe he could make a guidebook on how to keep people in your basements successfully lmao)
    What about you lot? What would you make it you were famous? I'd make fur cloaks. I think they're neat

    • @Lokimamabear
      @Lokimamabear 5 місяців тому

      Id want to make honey or some bee related product but gabby might have that market cornered lol

    • @kaiberuss
      @kaiberuss 5 місяців тому

      honestly i'd love to try and be a knife maker

    • @malice6081
      @malice6081 Місяць тому

      I’m famous for making weird items

  • @mikromatt
    @mikromatt 5 місяців тому

    I Love a Man in Uniform (film), a 1993 Canadian film directed by David Wellington. "I Love a Man in a Uniform," a song by Gang of Four from their 1982 album Songs of the Free

  • @bandanathereaper9863
    @bandanathereaper9863 5 місяців тому +1

    My cat was sleeping, he really hated the sound at 3:14.

  • @Fluffycthulhu
    @Fluffycthulhu 5 місяців тому

    6:51 Alex sounded exactly like Urpgor from the dream stone cartoon

  • @Tigerpanzer6666
    @Tigerpanzer6666 5 місяців тому +1

    sh dont tell him but the exhaust pipe is on the top on semis for the most part anyway thats what the 2 polls are on the sides of the truck 1:04

  • @dr.bright6272
    @dr.bright6272 5 місяців тому

    Incredible farming skills on full display

  • @louisesmith804
    @louisesmith804 5 місяців тому

    WPE YOU NEVER FAIL TO MAKE ME LAUGH ❤❤ YOU BUNCH ARE AMAZING

  • @qasd3532
    @qasd3532 5 місяців тому +1

    How to demonetize farming simulator: A guide
    Step one: Be WPE
    Step two: Upload

  • @HiddenWindshield
    @HiddenWindshield 5 місяців тому

    Quantum computing: generate a solution at random. If the produced solution isn't correct, destroy the universe.

  • @Metazar3
    @Metazar3 5 місяців тому

    I agree with Alex, Gabby should take that whistle and go to a music camp or something, or trow it to the thames, as a gift for everyone.

  • @kekekeke2200
    @kekekeke2200 2 місяці тому

    If jonk makes cheese it has to be called "jonks chonky cheese"

  • @lenix_o183
    @lenix_o183 5 місяців тому +1

    the hide and seek secition should be its own video

  • @roscoewhite3793
    @roscoewhite3793 5 місяців тому

    WRT Cockfosters... an advert with Paul Hogan for a certain brand of beer went (more or less) thus...
    TOURIST: Please, do you know way to Cockfosters?
    PAUL HOGAN: Drink it warm. (Aside) Weird question!

  • @Choomba-j8u
    @Choomba-j8u 5 місяців тому

    0:33 HORSE TILTING GLITCH

  • @Ashen_squad
    @Ashen_squad 5 місяців тому +1

    8:31 I don't understand how Jackets never came up. You could just reuse the name Jaker's Jackets and be done with it

  • @sushifox2058
    @sushifox2058 5 місяців тому

    That horse of Alex’s is a lot like Jake actually

  • @Dryghtendanitsu
    @Dryghtendanitsu 5 місяців тому

    8:53 sorry alex, that's already been invented, it's called foreskin

  • @robang1217
    @robang1217 5 місяців тому

    If John Cena wrestles ever again on wrestlemania, I want gabby to play the theme song 😂

  • @AspieMemoires
    @AspieMemoires 5 місяців тому

    Sméagol was one of the Riverfolk hobbits. Similar to hobbiton hobbits in size but not quite.

  • @Tigerpanzer6666
    @Tigerpanzer6666 5 місяців тому

    you know you can pick those piles up right? 13:36

  • @alwaysthakid
    @alwaysthakid 5 місяців тому +1

    I'm a manager at Mcdonalds and like to make a joke about being a man in uniform, so that bit gave me a good chuckle.

  • @judojamie379
    @judojamie379 5 місяців тому

    8:20 jesus how long ago was this stream after the start and ending of the podcast where y'all tried it

  • @gork8468
    @gork8468 5 місяців тому

    The attraction to a man in uniform thing is pretty simple: It means he has a job. Presumably a steady and dependable one.

  • @Shukuyou
    @Shukuyou 5 місяців тому

    Ah, yes, grope drank... The other name for Rohypnol.

  • @Hunterbury
    @Hunterbury 5 місяців тому

    I always forget Jonk is the boss. I used to think it was Ellis.

  • @Starkiller5121
    @Starkiller5121 5 місяців тому

    Cockfosters, or another that i think is on that line: Arnos Grove. Which sounds like Jonks posh way to say 'Bum Hair'.

  • @godofhell6611
    @godofhell6611 5 місяців тому

    Jesus chist also love gabby and her randomness. Also love how she said she's fucking the boss XD

  • @mrmcmoustache9615
    @mrmcmoustache9615 5 місяців тому +1

    Are you guys sure it’s safe to have cath on a farm with sheep? She is welsh after all

  • @hausmaster9801
    @hausmaster9801 5 місяців тому

    I have over 6k hours in this game and watching this is both painful and hilarious

  • @robotrix
    @robotrix 5 місяців тому

    Pop stars making wine?
    So if ferments for what? A week?
    So they're selling Ripple? (see the Stephen King part of Creepshow if you don't remember)

  • @yarriddevogelaere2005
    @yarriddevogelaere2005 2 місяці тому

    which map is this?

  • @ians7184
    @ians7184 2 місяці тому

    @00:52 Alexa

  • @Airiston27
    @Airiston27 5 місяців тому

    Gollum was what was known as a river folk. They are very similar to Hobbits but are not hobbits

  • @mranderson9553
    @mranderson9553 5 місяців тому

    the way i had quantum computing explaIned to me is computers see the world in ones and zeros but that change doesn't happen instantly so there was theoretically a 0.5 or a 0.75 etc. more things to point at with less time to reach them means faster computer

  • @Charles-xc7hb
    @Charles-xc7hb 5 місяців тому

    11:12 incorrect i believe, basically what i have heard is that it can have any point between 1 and 0, here is why this is important as well, 1 and 0 are biased on power so 1 is on and 0 is off on a single point so for example your monitor has 3 colors red green and blue when a 100 is put in on one set of rgb it may turn red and nothing else but if you put 101 red and blue may turn on and so on so imagine having being able to dim these lights (which you can't normally) now you got a quantum monitor because you managed to send helf power which as far as i know you can't do because a watt is a watt is a watt, you can't have less than a watt without beinging time into the equation which I don't know if time is how a quantum computer works as my knowledge is sub par at best

  • @Joker938
    @Joker938 5 місяців тому +1

    Is everyone gonna ignore the topless condoms?

  • @nsanbeck
    @nsanbeck 4 місяці тому

    Well actually Sméagol was a stoor which was one of the three hobbit types in the lord of the rings.

  • @Deathwatch-vy5wk
    @Deathwatch-vy5wk 5 місяців тому

    We have gas stations called kum and go

  • @couldntmixapotnoodle
    @couldntmixapotnoodle 5 місяців тому

    How old is this video?
    I assume the Gary Barlows wine thing menas its bearly 12 momths old.

  • @Eugene_Black
    @Eugene_Black 4 місяці тому

    If a guy turned out in a greggs outfit I would simply because I love greggs

  • @recognize218
    @recognize218 5 місяців тому +1

    Smeagle is a stoor hobbit

  • @contortionyx
    @contortionyx 5 місяців тому

    What is it with Farming Simulator that makes WPE so horny every time they play it? 😂🤣

  • @Pyradyne228
    @Pyradyne228 5 місяців тому

    SulkySleeves

  • @jareththegoblinking3191
    @jareththegoblinking3191 5 місяців тому +1

    Just doing car stunts and riding horses inna game you’re supposed to be farming is like ok that pizza game where you’re just killing people instead of serving them pizza

    • @jesseweber5318
      @jesseweber5318 5 місяців тому +1

      Yea it's called WORST premade ever, not Best. Thus they do everything as wrong as possible.

  • @nickbestvater8635
    @nickbestvater8635 5 місяців тому

    excuse me but i have worked as a bin man and we in fact do get checked out so yes the uniform thing still applies

  • @lanetorty7529
    @lanetorty7529 5 місяців тому +1

    For those interested, my basicest understanding of quantum computing via quantum entanglment. When 2 particles are entangled, changes made to one will be instanteniously reflected on the other (and i do litteraly mean instantaniously). Now lets consider a computer as a stupendouspy complex calculator. If you want to do something demanding on a computer (solve a super complicated and long equation) the computer will need to go through a great many steps to perform all of the calculations before it gives you an answer. With a quantum computer, because there are bits in quantum entanglment, the moment you finish writing out the equation, the answer will be produced because changes made to all of the bits happen effectivly simoultaniously. (Kind of like establishing a direct physical link between a question and its answer, once you formulate the question you just look at what the connections spell.) Im not a quantum physicist so i dont know all the nitty gritty sadly😢

  • @nolife9853
    @nolife9853 5 місяців тому

    skyrim horse physics

  • @quaestionarius7730
    @quaestionarius7730 5 місяців тому

    Any one tell Nick he completely missed the house he was jumping over?

  • @STUDI0TK
    @STUDI0TK 5 місяців тому

    Id buy jonk cheese

  • @FrankMartinez-b8n
    @FrankMartinez-b8n 2 місяці тому

    Hall Betty Hall Maria Hall Eric

  • @sourkefir
    @sourkefir 5 місяців тому

    Not ONE DAMN MINUTE and it's already gone sexual. Bruh

  • @NoName5589
    @NoName5589 3 місяці тому

    I was going to type something quite profound.. However I seem to have forgotten what it was

  • @warwargr3654
    @warwargr3654 Місяць тому

    Hate the penny whistle.

  • @JacksonEdward-h5i
    @JacksonEdward-h5i 3 місяці тому

    Allen Sandra Jackson Shirley Hernandez Robert

  • @pukingdraws6728
    @pukingdraws6728 5 місяців тому

    27 seconds is wild

  • @BeckyStoklasa-k3k
    @BeckyStoklasa-k3k Місяць тому

    Thomas Kevin Davis Michelle Brown Matthew

  • @МстиславЕсаулов
    @МстиславЕсаулов 2 місяці тому

    Smith Anthony Smith Jessica Walker Linda

  • @BobCarl-b8s
    @BobCarl-b8s 2 місяці тому

    Brown Margaret Thomas Margaret Hall Sarah

  • @francescadesimone8950
    @francescadesimone8950 5 місяців тому

    somewhere in the first ten?

  • @thewatcher5220
    @thewatcher5220 5 місяців тому

    15 min gang

  • @guitarsgames1978
    @guitarsgames1978 5 місяців тому

    first?

  • @jameshaycroft9675
    @jameshaycroft9675 5 місяців тому

    10th like :D

  • @captinkaksparra3381
    @captinkaksparra3381 5 місяців тому +4

    Why am i here in under 2 minutes?