4:00 Gary can tell you about the moment that finally broke Robbie Williams. Ellis can tell you what piano wire is made out of. Also... for some reason, the video reloaded as I was typing this and started playing again at 0:06. Me: (silently typing) Video: "Wee!" *BOOM!!!* "Ooh!" Me: "Jesus!" (throws his headphones off and against the wall)
7:28 I loved that they are reading about the fast placements of belts and poles and stuff (which is done by holding down the left mouse button the pole will then automatically place itself in the nearest free square while still being connected with the last placed pole), and Jake says he knows how to do it, BUT he still places them by hand.
This is helping me keep my sanity. My nephews are visiting me. I hardly slept last night because they kept pounding on my bedroom door then running any giggling when I opened it. It was about 3 A.M. when I finally got to get some sleep.
Being surprised by your flea circus running loose is like being surprised by dragons growing out of the ground in skyrim. No point to it, it's going to happen often...
"Uhhh, dragging underground belts, dragging powerpoles" "yeah yeah all stuff we know how to do" while painstakingly placing each powerpole instead of dragging the line This is my first video on this channel and it physically hurt me I kinda want more
I find it hilarious that Jake, who usually screws up in some stupid way, is getting derided by the others for being incredibly dedicated to building for once.
"Dragging electric poles" "tell me something I don't know how to do" *is manually placing electric poles, when you can drag them, which automatically smart places them to power all the inserters.*
I legit would love to be able to listen to all these fun facts that Ellis knows, cause all this stuff that Ellis knows about metal and other stuff is really cool.
@@ThatOneDane actually that was Alex. The scene where they're blowing it up is a separate scene where they've specifically saved the game and fired at that reactor to blow it up all three of them. And that reactor takes quite a beating to be blown up. You can't just accidentally blow it up.
Hey I really hope this ends up being seen at some point but you guys really helped me through a tough time because no matter what stupid thing you all did I laughed and I've been going through a hard couple of months and all I've wanted to do is end myself but thanks to you guys and all your videos I watch a video or a last stream and I feel a little better each time
E: "You don't trust us to do anything" J: "No I was just (Interrupted) doing what needed to be done without thinking about waiting for you to do it out of habit" E: (Interupted with) No you just don't want to let me do anything!" J: "Fine here I'll remove what I already did so you can feel included" E: Now your just being a baby about it!" ME: So whats the fucking point of belaboring it so much, if ya don't want me to remove what I did so you can do it instead whats the point of making such a fuss about it. As a person who just does thing so that they are out of the way in a game without taking 10 minutes to figure out if someone else wants to do it when I could have already done it, I always find this kinda thing annoying.
Why am I not surprised that Jonk is the one to be firing a gun around an explosive nuclear reactor? Actually, I'm surprised that the others even allowed him to have the gun in the first place.
You know what, them nuking their own base like that gave me an idea...what if they try to wrangle up like every single alien in the nearby vicinity, lure them all to the reactor, then blow it up, would wipe everything out immediatly...or try to build a reactor near a big hoard of nests Then blow it up, could work too.
Who landed on the moon first? Everyone: Neal Armstrong! That guy: Buzz Aldrin! Everyone: well, yes, but actually no... Buzz Aldrin: Someone remembered me!! Michal Collins: No one remembers me... 😥
Think if Jonk actually understood how blueprints worked at all, or just bashed his head up to green science a dozen times under his own steam, could be something fun to do Like Space Exploration (a popular mod) or something, Ellis doing complicated progress tech and Jonk or whoever else going off and colonising worlds It wont happen, but its an idea
1:50 Okay is Alex saying tossed off or something similar? I randomly just mentally replaced the redacted with tossed off and now I can’t shake the feeling I’m right.
“I’m definitely the one who gets the least angry out of all of us”
“BITCH I’M EATING ALMONDS!”
and also, " *ramen* "
*Screams "fuck you" at the top of her lungs when kicked out*
I think it’s funny that, even after Jake finally discovered the hot bar, he still didn’t use it afterwards.
Why change what works
Ive got thousands of hours in this game, I only use it for repair packs and remote. Its not that important
90% of my time playing Factorio is spent fishing through the inventory to find the item I need
@@PLF... true
*"The sea needs an infinite source of salt..."*
* slow clap *
Well played.
Just WOW
That burn is beautiful
Fucking wow
Fun fact:. The sea is actually made up of Ellis's tears whenever he has to play with Jake.
@@TheFryStirs8371 Ellis is very salty cuz the others annoy him in these vids.
The perfect addition to April first, and they're not even trying.
do they ever try ?
@@waffletaffle304 do they ever try? Yes. Did any of it landed? No.
Okay, maybe Alex. He's been on a roll these last few videos.
@@TheDisquietingNight he allways tryes but it never works out
I’m actually watching this a year later on April first hahaha small world
That's pretty intensive factorio gameplay :D
Ayup
yooooo you're watching them. maybe a collab?
oooooh didnt expect you here
0:06
So THAT’S how the channel logo was made!
Ellis is not boring, but he's just an embodiment of grumpiness, saltiness and constant winging :D
Nah m8, I think ellis is the intellectual here although he can be salty. If you really want a proper whinger, go and ask Jake.
@@killergarfield I could aggree with you if you'd said that whinger is Cath, yet you didn't)
I wonder what metal he's made out of🤔
Who do you think whinges the most? Jake, Cath, or Gabby?
@@supermario5849 Cath. Definitely. It's like three packs of chips, but one has a 20% more salt in it :D
7:22 LOL that tip about dragging electric poles while one is literally individually click-placing is too perfect lmao
"I'm definitely the one that gets the least angry out of all of us." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 sure sure
Press X to doubt 😂😂😂
I went like "by your own standards... well sure sweetie"
Well she was trying to say outside of games
Fan: Than you for helping me during my cancer treatment.
Jake and Ellis: No problem we're glad we could help.
Alex: Hehe I researched lube
Wait, I thought Ellis researched lube and Alex just laughed at it?
@@spencerherold4895 he's a little confused but he'll slowly get the hang of it.
@@wizordd thanks for that, I was really curious what the original one was but I was too lazy lols.
4:00
Gary can tell you about the moment that finally broke Robbie Williams.
Ellis can tell you what piano wire is made out of.
Also... for some reason, the video reloaded as I was typing this and started playing again at 0:06.
Me: (silently typing)
Video: "Wee!" *BOOM!!!* "Ooh!"
Me: "Jesus!" (throws his headphones off and against the wall)
pog
Cath: I don't get angry.
Cath two seconds earlier: FUCK YOOOUUUU!!!
Im suprised that they haven't said an ellis metal joke in a game for literally mining metal
Because the joke is pretty dead
@@dylanhunter8298 nah. It's not dead. It's just heavily oppressed) You can get banned for using it at their discord server)
@@Blackraven6 I know, but the joke is still dead and have been unfunny for a really long time
@@dylanhunter8298 it is occasionally brought out by Alex. And I think it's even funnier like that)
@@Blackraven6 yeah, im pretty sire the last time it was used was the last skyrim video
O god, theres reactors in factorio, jakes already ready to blow them up and get the salt going
Well. They intentionally blow it up. And iirk it was Alex, who always wanted to blow it)
Last time I was this early Ellis wasn't the metal master
Lmao
sooo... never?
so what is Alex’s pistol made of?
5:40 that is probably the best joke I’ve ever heard someone made in the chat 😂😂😂
Cath: claims she gets the least angry out of them all
Me: flashbacks of terraria cath death compilation
7:28 I loved that they are reading about the fast placements of belts and poles and stuff (which is done by holding down the left mouse button the pole will then automatically place itself in the nearest free square while still being connected with the last placed pole), and Jake says he knows how to do it, BUT he still places them by hand.
He couldn't here because it would leave a one block gap and would throw off the pattern often enough his brain would short out for a minute.
7:25 "Tell me something I don't know", keeps placing electric poles one by one lol
This is helping me keep my sanity. My nephews are visiting me. I hardly slept last night because they kept pounding on my bedroom door then running any giggling when I opened it. It was about 3 A.M. when I finally got to get some sleep.
Hello horsey!
@@AceOfBlackjack don’t go there.
@@DragonSilverlight What your just a uh anime protagonist looking horse profile picture.
@@AceOfBlackjack and?
@@DragonSilverlight do it, get offended. kek
I think that we all thought that Jake would just steer into that train.
This is the true reason for Thursdays.
Being surprised by your flea circus running loose is like being surprised by dragons growing out of the ground in skyrim. No point to it, it's going to happen often...
Not even 20 seconds in they're already dying 😭
as a factorio veteran, this was at the dame time the most funny and painfull thing i have ever seen
Im not even a factorio veteran and this is painful to me as well.
“Most funny and painful thing I have ever seen” is WPE in a nutshell.
"Uhhh, dragging underground belts, dragging powerpoles"
"yeah yeah all stuff we know how to do"
while painstakingly placing each powerpole instead of dragging the line
This is my first video on this channel and it physically hurt me
I kinda want more
7:22: Dragging power poles, everything that we now already...
While Jake places the power poles individually instead of dragging xD
Barely a minute in and you blew yourselves up like Zoolander's model friends at the gas station.
Why did I expect anything else?
A freak gasoline fight accident. So tragic
I like jakes food schedule (from the sounds of it). I don't see how eating in the middle of the day is lunch, like just eat whenever.
Is that not normal?
7:30 the best part is he's not dragging the power poles
Hopefully Jake remembered to have Second Breakfast 😆
Or elevensies
Smmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooth
How can they expect him to survive on 3 meals a day?
If you guys haven’t already I would love to see you play Satisfactory. It’s just 3D factorio, but it’s a real good time with friends
I really want it on console. Waiting for release first.
I find it hilarious that Jake, who usually screws up in some stupid way, is getting derided by the others for being incredibly dedicated to building for once.
YES i've never been so excited for a video on the virtual crack game!!
"Dragging electric poles"
"tell me something I don't know how to do"
*is manually placing electric poles, when you can drag them, which automatically smart places them to power all the inserters.*
Imagine if they played Satisfactory
They should
Jake can teach them the ropes
I think they did play, they just didn't make a compilation video
Satisfactory is peaceful, alienless, calm, resources = infinite, 3d factorio, there is no way they would make compilation out of this
@@typowynieogar There's plenty of games they play where the only content is them messing with each other
Love the fact in all of these clips Jake is either fucking something up, planking someone or actually doing everything at once
How the hell did I find these guys? They are the funniest people I have seen on here in a long time.
I legit would love to be able to listen to all these fun facts that Ellis knows, cause all this stuff that Ellis knows about metal and other stuff is really cool.
Just remember, if you want to hear the uncensored version of the streams from WPE, just go to their livestream archive channel
WPE and Nuclear reactor works together like petrol and open flame :P
Well, they were literally pumping petrol before the reactors)
Only flaw in that design, is jake was nearby with a rifle.
@@ThatOneDane would've been funny if it was Jake's fault)
@@Blackraven6 he was firing the gun right at the reactor like an imbecile, weren't he?
@@ThatOneDane actually that was Alex. The scene where they're blowing it up is a separate scene where they've specifically saved the game and fired at that reactor to blow it up all three of them. And that reactor takes quite a beating to be blown up. You can't just accidentally blow it up.
0:26 im supprised he say are you ok instead of " u k hon? "
Hey I really hope this ends up being seen at some point but you guys really helped me through a tough time because no matter what stupid thing you all did I laughed and I've been going through a hard couple of months and all I've wanted to do is end myself but thanks to you guys and all your videos I watch a video or a last stream and I feel a little better each time
Little late, but I hope you are still with us and getting the help you need.
"Thank you for the great content it helped me get over my cancer recovery" Ellis: Starts researching lubricant. Me: Weird kink ya got there
7:31
He says as he slowly places the electric poles manually.
I see that Jake has taken a class from the Prometheus school of dodging shit.
"tell me something I don't know"
**proceeds to individually place power poles**
Just found this channel, I LOVE how dysfunctional they are xD, I subbed after 10 seconds xD
new tips, dragging electric poles. Proceeds to say "tell me something I don't know" while placing electric poles manually
1:44 in the distance 3:23 were actually humans 5:08 WDYM NOW x2 7:33 Baby hOtBaR
E: "You don't trust us to do anything"
J: "No I was just (Interrupted) doing what needed to be done without thinking about waiting for you to do it out of habit"
E: (Interupted with) No you just don't want to let me do anything!"
J: "Fine here I'll remove what I already did so you can feel included"
E: Now your just being a baby about it!"
ME: So whats the fucking point of belaboring it so much, if ya don't want me to remove what I did so you can do it instead whats the point of making such a fuss about it.
As a person who just does thing so that they are out of the way in a game without taking 10 minutes to figure out if someone else wants to do it when I could have already done it, I always find this kinda thing annoying.
Omg, their iron ore belts trigger me so hard XD
After beating factorio and seeing this, I have a lot of anxiety around my reactor now.
Title: "Factorio: Learning EVERYTHING the hard way"
I mean... isn't that your guys's (Jake's) Go to thing?
Finally! A factorio episode.😍
We need Ellis to be a differential factor to the rest. It fits well
i would thoroughly enjoy a full season setup of this watching jake and cath struggle and go all spaghetti everything and piss everyone off
"There's a time and place for researching lubricant, but this were neither!"
I can hear Elias stifling a laughter in the background where he's undecided in the mortification at the start.
I think i may have had an aneurysm when jake said Buzz Aldrin first for who landed on the moon first
Everyone: Jake you never do anything!
Jake: *does stuff*
Everyone: let us do it Jake!
They're literally can't trust him on doing anything, or else it'll happen like what you see in the first few seconds of this video.
@@andytan2960 what I'm saying is they complain that he doesn't do anything then complain that he's doing too much stuff
@@dr.bright6272 Yeah, that can be very confusing, like on whether you told to do one thing, then told not to do it later.
@@andytan2960 exactly
I swear those compilations are getting better and better. I'm literally on the floor dying of laughter. And I was fine five vidoes ago😂😂😂
Your content is super under rated. Its amazing. And its funny.
This video is basically if Soviet Womble played factorio and I love it
maybe...light at the end of a tunnel wasn't the best metaphor to use for someone with cancer.
Helpful tip: Fast placing poles by draging. Still proseeds to place them manually one at a time
Whoever is most angry, I'd rather not say. But Alex gets the least angry.
A great way to start off spring break!
7:27
Learns about tip
Proceeds to not use tip
Glad to see them playing factorio finally
"Glad we could be a light at the end of your tunnel"
Dude just told a guy with cancer (with no knowledge of what kind) that he was going to die...
so this is how factorio with friends is like
Why am I not surprised that Jonk is the one to be firing a gun around an explosive nuclear reactor?
Actually, I'm surprised that the others even allowed him to have the gun in the first place.
5:00 you just went full Pomethius, never go full Promethius
I wonder if Gary Barlow ever got that restraining order sorted out.
For april first,jonk is so good he does everything himself.
best joke ever.
Love this stuff please don’t stop making vids. TY
Ah yes
Boz Aldeen and Lance Legstrong, first men on the moon
Sick, caught it fresh off the production line.
Prestream lunch... jake is a hobbit 😂
“Dragging poles”
“Oh the basic shit we know”
“Yeah tell me something i don’t know”
As he doesn’t drag poles and instead places them individually
Probably would be hilarious watching you four play Satisfactory as well. But this looks like a fun little game.
“Light at the end of your tunnel” that can mean 2 things.
You know what, them nuking their own base like that gave me an idea...what if they try to wrangle up like every single alien in the nearby vicinity, lure them all to the reactor, then blow it up, would wipe everything out immediatly...or try to build a reactor near a big hoard of nests Then blow it up, could work too.
I wanna watch this playthrough in its entirety
Finally, you guys played factorio...
...plz do more
Plays with guns near reactor
*shoots reactor*
An explosion that destroys literally everything
Who landed on the moon first?
Everyone: Neal Armstrong!
That guy: Buzz Aldrin!
Everyone: well, yes, but actually no...
Buzz Aldrin: Someone remembered me!!
Michal Collins: No one remembers me... 😥
Factorio feels like a combination of Sand Ship and Mindustry
As some one who played factorio i am impressed that you guys survived a day
i am loving this comedy. its like a mexican culebron
Think if Jonk actually understood how blueprints worked at all, or just bashed his head up to green science a dozen times under his own steam, could be something fun to do
Like Space Exploration (a popular mod) or something, Ellis doing complicated progress tech and Jonk or whoever else going off and colonising worlds
It wont happen, but its an idea
Imagine the trolling that would take place if they worked out waterfill could kill and destory things...
Ellis and Jake have switched roles for this video.
1:50 Okay is Alex saying tossed off or something similar? I randomly just mentally replaced the redacted with tossed off and now I can’t shake the feeling I’m right.
youtube randomly recommended this to me, incredible bants, will be watching more
0:50 they call jake a little baby but they wear being mean to him cuz he made them ammo and was helping them so they are the true baby's
Have been a for 6 years still proud of this channel and nearing down to 500k subs
I think Jake is a hobbit. Having all those meals
Ellis and his knowledge is interesting.