19 Year Old Impaired Driver Crashes into Police Officer

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  • Опубліковано 21 тра 2021
  • On May 3, 2021, a La Crosse, WI police officer is hurt when he is hit by a 19-year-old impaired driver. He was arrested on several charges including operating while under the influence causing injury.
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  • @vjimenez8
    @vjimenez8 11 місяців тому +11649

    Absolutely smashes the 💩 outta his car, the traffic light AND the cop car and greets the officer with “Hey man, how’s it going?” 💀💀💀

  • @coult45usmc
    @coult45usmc 2 роки тому +22735

    “I smoked a joint like 3 days ago”
    And he’s still stoned. That’s some good shit

    • @dannyjack659
      @dannyjack659 2 роки тому +944

      Yea that drug dealer should be the richest man ever with that kind of super drug.

    • @ocdemon8999
      @ocdemon8999 2 роки тому +176

      @@dannyjack659 reggie bud laced with PCP be like

    • @Baws-BeastXplode
      @Baws-BeastXplode 2 роки тому +64

      lol inb4 it was actually 3 hours ago

    • @jennybrito2897
      @jennybrito2897 2 роки тому +52

      I KNOw when he said that I died like what

    • @steadyashegoes7763
      @steadyashegoes7763 2 роки тому +77

      Where does he get his stuff and what's the phone number?
      Asking for a friend...

  • @stryfe7467
    @stryfe7467 22 дні тому +138

    Dude is so stoned, yet he's perfectly compliant and pretty respectful, in addition to the ridiculously nonchalant attitude. One of the best stops I've seen

    • @chill3282
      @chill3282 8 днів тому +7

      Well…. He is stoned 😂

    • @shdanko
      @shdanko 6 днів тому +8

      That’s generally the attitude of stoned people counter to popular belief

    • @macejunas2
      @macejunas2 День тому +2

      ⁠exactly … if you are normally a semi reasonable person weed will only enhance your reasonability.

    • @Wifiisdead060
      @Wifiisdead060 День тому

      @@macejunas2lmao facts

  • @NickolaiVolkov
    @NickolaiVolkov 6 місяців тому +627

    "Is my car f----d??"
    The officer simply looks on top of the car and we see a massive traffic light on the roof. 😂😂😂

    • @alyssabachas2955
      @alyssabachas2955 2 місяці тому +13

      The pan was gold

    • @TDoThis
      @TDoThis 18 днів тому +6

      “You got some good damage here man-” 🤣🤣🤣

    • @sirisaac6225
      @sirisaac6225 5 днів тому

      ‘tis but a scratch

  • @gonzo2.0
    @gonzo2.0 2 роки тому +55374

    To the kids defense, that traffic light is hard to see sitting on top of his car.

    • @tow3lliettv309
      @tow3lliettv309 2 роки тому +1828

      you made at least one person laugh today, sir. well done

    • @gonzo2.0
      @gonzo2.0 2 роки тому +166

      @@tow3lliettv309 👍👍

    • @jamesbond-pr5jl
      @jamesbond-pr5jl 2 роки тому +280

      Fuck is that savage haha

    • @ikaros4203
      @ikaros4203 2 роки тому +92

      Lmfao

    • @gonzo2.0
      @gonzo2.0 2 роки тому +20

      @@ikaros4203 👍👍

  • @CodenameZoro
    @CodenameZoro 8 місяців тому +3926

    The way he asks "is my car fucked?" In the most nonchalant voice and then the camera veers up to the traffic light resting on top of the car is just pure comedic gold

    • @z_8024
      @z_8024 7 місяців тому +125

      “Got some good damage there man”

    • @iUnderstand
      @iUnderstand 7 місяців тому +5

      Yezzir. Did you see the video at the end?

    • @seanp9157
      @seanp9157 7 місяців тому +33

      Cop says, "my cruiser is totaled too....". Two minutes later- "Is your cop car ok man?"

    • @Bucsfan124ever1
      @Bucsfan124ever1 6 місяців тому +9

      Lol that made me spit out my coffee onto phone laughing at that shit

    • @Bucsfan124ever1
      @Bucsfan124ever1 6 місяців тому

      @@seanp9157 lmfao!!!

  • @jasonnikolauk4204
    @jasonnikolauk4204 5 місяців тому +697

    The breath test cracked me up. You could see his excitement with the anticipation of a test he could pass.

    • @tannerjohnson145
      @tannerjohnson145 Місяць тому +6

      Lmaoooo

    • @johnrowlette7430
      @johnrowlette7430 Місяць тому +16

      I thought the same thing. He's not the sharpest knife in the drawer. I almost fell off my chair when the were giving the eye test and he said, "I am not good at this"!

    • @juanelorriaga2840
      @juanelorriaga2840 27 днів тому

      I bet he actually thought he could swing it mind over matter WRONG!

  • @11poufran
    @11poufran 5 місяців тому +412

    This guy sounds like he eats Xanax for breakfast..

  • @jsavage6355
    @jsavage6355 Рік тому +8413

    This one is weird. I have never seen someone so obliterated that they can't even remotely pass these tests, yet also be one of the most compliant suspects ever.

    • @titon7608
      @titon7608 Рік тому +782

      Some say you are more like yourself when you're drunk. This kid seems nice, he apologizes and makes sure the officer and care are okay, but is definetly an idiot for thinking he was anywhere near sober enough to drive. Nice to see how compliant he is. I hope he gets set on track after this.

    • @bradford_shaun_murray
      @bradford_shaun_murray Рік тому +43

      0:01 ..dudesta, like seriously!!!? Really!!!?

    • @DazHotep6EQUJ5
      @DazHotep6EQUJ5 Рік тому +242

      Weed and Xanax are both downers, generally people use them to calm down and relax and if you combine the two the effects increase exponentially. You become almost lethargic. I know a guy who in my town that constantly takes d10s, they are basically Xanax I think and he's like a zombie.

    • @luisbill1394
      @luisbill1394 Рік тому +26

      Pills

    • @mrblonde2912
      @mrblonde2912 Рік тому +125

      Way different then alcohol… he should be in bed watching tv on that shit

  • @gaelgalvan4259
    @gaelgalvan4259 3 роки тому +44397

    My boi has a whole stoplight on his vehicle and he just causally rolls the window down and says “hey how’s it going” 💀😭

  • @jorgegutierrez3882
    @jorgegutierrez3882 Місяць тому +112

    Bro is still coughing from the joint he smoked 3 days ago. 😭

    • @AireeFifty1
      @AireeFifty1 4 дні тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 👌🏽 BEST COMMENT

    • @Daniel9-2
      @Daniel9-2 День тому

      @@AireeFifty1no it ain’t. HARAM

  • @calbass103
    @calbass103 3 місяці тому +193

    The officer that got hit was very calm and chill considering what he just went through because of an impaired driver. Kudos to that officer, class act. 👏

  • @cynicalsayonara7169
    @cynicalsayonara7169 2 роки тому +23441

    This guy is the living embodiment of the word “bruh”.

  • @BuddDwyer
    @BuddDwyer Рік тому +5239

    “Think I might have shit my pants to be honest with you”
    Honesty is the best policy

    • @Game-ib3ql
      @Game-ib3ql Рік тому +11

      Tried calling you, but you never pick up.

    • @nene3857
      @nene3857 Рік тому +83

      Well, he did say he had to shit real bad. I'm sure the crash did the trick.😅

    • @policialnoseua
      @policialnoseua Рік тому +58

      Cop: I want you to close your eyes and estimate the passing of 30 seconds
      Driver: Like what happened right here?
      He thought the cop wanted him to walk him through what had happened with his eyes closed 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @GaryABArmstrong
      @GaryABArmstrong Рік тому +7

      It was the highlight of the video.

    • @izzyjones7108
      @izzyjones7108 Рік тому +18

      "I had to shit so bad..> that is basically his reason

  • @mos_tekmusic7285
    @mos_tekmusic7285 6 місяців тому +361

    Lmfao "I smoked a joint like 3 days ago" definitely 3 minutes ago

    • @ernstthalmann4306
      @ernstthalmann4306 3 місяці тому +6

      Dabbing obviously

    • @sethgerwitz
      @sethgerwitz 2 місяці тому

      People don’t act like this high. This has to be something else

    • @steeltiger1465
      @steeltiger1465 Місяць тому +3

      Nah cause I can drive off a joint, I can drive off a blunt. Bro must be one of the dabbers .

    • @mos_tekmusic7285
      @mos_tekmusic7285 Місяць тому +3

      @@steeltiger1465 yeah same but that sht hit everyone different G, I'm also 34, smoking since I was 15. This kid looks like he's just barely outta highschool. If he dabbing thats wild, as long as I've been smoking Id never take a dab and drive that's a different high lol

    • @JebemTiZivot
      @JebemTiZivot Місяць тому

      @@mos_tekmusic7285Ehh idk bout yall but I drive better off dabs than bud, bud just slumps me, dabs are a lot less in your face at least for me

  • @paulbear1
    @paulbear1 5 місяців тому +240

    This kid is terribly likable. One of the most unique characters I’ve seen in these DUI video

    • @HowardDaniels-uw8tj
      @HowardDaniels-uw8tj Місяць тому +39

      Probably because he's high as a kite and not drunk

    • @wisdomrules8474
      @wisdomrules8474 Місяць тому +34

      Agreed. He is bending over to be cooperative with the cop. He seems like a super nice kid. Could use a few more IQ points though. 😅

    • @johnrowlette7430
      @johnrowlette7430 Місяць тому +3

      I know right!

    • @uzidontmiss1314
      @uzidontmiss1314 Місяць тому +17

      I wouldn’t wanna get high with this dude seems like one of those people you gotta babysit then he does some crazy shit like crash into a cop

    • @kr6985
      @kr6985 Місяць тому +9

      Terribly likable? Are you kidding me? He was driving impaired and crashed into a police officer. He’s not terribly likable just because he’s a white kid with charm.🤨

  • @Jay-du3tp
    @Jay-du3tp Рік тому +8047

    He asked the cop "how's it going" like he was getting ready to order food at the drive thru.

  • @skimasker3049
    @skimasker3049 3 роки тому +5806

    Is there a problem officer? Guy literally has street light dangling from the roof of his car.

  • @godnah
    @godnah Місяць тому +35

    Making the guy with a lazy eye follow your finger with his eyes was a BOSS move

  • @alyssa8525
    @alyssa8525 4 місяці тому +106

    the Mississippi counting between steps is killing me

    • @Yinzer808
      @Yinzer808 7 днів тому +3

      1,2,3,4……21 wait, was I supposed to count to thirty…?

  • @jamrhein2
    @jamrhein2 2 роки тому +5575

    He had the right to remain silent, but not the ability.

    • @chewface
      @chewface 2 роки тому +25

      Lol

    • @gnrosi2029
      @gnrosi2029 2 роки тому +30

      genius comment

    • @MrFlamingpride
      @MrFlamingpride 2 роки тому +45

      Love me some Ron White.

    • @jamrhein2
      @jamrhein2 2 роки тому +7

      @@MrFlamingpride someone gets it ❤

    • @farttots5718
      @farttots5718 2 роки тому +31

      Everything you say can and WILL be used against you in the court of law. Don't ever talk to the police. Lawyers first. Even an honest mistake can be turned against you and misconstrued into an intent vs an accident.

  • @toaster816
    @toaster816 3 роки тому +8980

    A traffic light sits atop his roof, “is my car fucked??”. Gold.

    • @robjohnson1138
      @robjohnson1138 3 роки тому +246

      “I didn’t see the light.”
      Well yeah, it’s on top of your car.

    • @user-gt8dh7qj3w
      @user-gt8dh7qj3w 3 роки тому +61

      LS Customs: Whats wrong with it now?

    • @breakingames7772
      @breakingames7772 3 роки тому +17

      I'll sheer off some traffic signal poles if I had to pinch a loaf too.

    • @misterrain837
      @misterrain837 3 роки тому +8

      His roof, which is shattered all over him and his friend. Smh. 🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @mr.mirchenstein6549
      @mr.mirchenstein6549 3 роки тому +18

      The cops camera work was priceless there too! 😂

  • @HUGH_JANUS80
    @HUGH_JANUS80 7 місяців тому +212

    Cops: It's not gonna drive you have a pole on top of it. Stoner: well if we move the pole.... 😂😂😂

  • @robdubent
    @robdubent 4 місяці тому +103

    Notice how respectful he is. Take notes, criminals

    • @Yinzer808
      @Yinzer808 7 днів тому

      I wouldn’t say respectful. He’s the addict that tries to appease you and be your buddy to get you on his side. He comes from suburbia where little white lies have gotten him to where he is today and unfortunately the circumstances have him trapped, literally.

  • @flogoph13
    @flogoph13 Рік тому +10134

    Lmfao the way he rolls down his window and casually says “Hey how’s it goin” like he didn’t just take down an entire damn stoplight 😂

    • @mathiaskanuck6759
      @mathiaskanuck6759 Рік тому +47

      Bahaha

    • @abcbizarre
      @abcbizarre Рік тому +124

      And side swipe a cop car.

    • @PommeLavande
      @PommeLavande Рік тому +120

      Nearly pissed myself when he said that.

    • @phyush355
      @phyush355 Рік тому +106

      After that he says, yo is my car f*****. priceless, priceless, respect bro. Dude park the car man

    • @adriancornea52
      @adriancornea52 Рік тому +7

      🤣🤣

  • @davidsaucedo6102
    @davidsaucedo6102 3 роки тому +7403

    Rolls down the window “ Hey how’s it going” fucking legendary

    • @joshi7768
      @joshi7768 3 роки тому +269

      Eyes red as shit 😂😂

    • @CaButa
      @CaButa 3 роки тому +328

      Dude was in a different dimension

    • @mikelong2756
      @mikelong2756 3 роки тому +116

      This could be a legendary meme fr fr 😂

    • @mattJT87
      @mattJT87 3 роки тому +199

      What seems to be the officer, problem?

    • @AlanClapp2
      @AlanClapp2 3 роки тому +45

      Lmao epic, and the yeah, I got you"....putz... lol

  • @brockpollard6457
    @brockpollard6457 Місяць тому +31

    The friend filming the whole test has me rolling

  • @Anniew7815
    @Anniew7815 4 місяці тому +65

    Dude's voice is lower than my self esteem.
    At least this guy is way more chilled out and cooperative than some impaired drivers I've seen!

    • @Shatyice420
      @Shatyice420 Місяць тому

      It’s because not many Xanax DUIs are on UA-cam

  • @zachf748
    @zachf748 3 роки тому +32586

    The casual *“hey, how’s it going”* Like there isn’t a stop light on top of his car. Lol

    • @onekcali
      @onekcali 3 роки тому +311

      Lmao.

    • @TheFadedSpade35
      @TheFadedSpade35 3 роки тому +298

      LOOOOOOOL STOP THIS

    • @fungushair6068
      @fungushair6068 3 роки тому +536

      So fukn funny how the noise from the falling off traffic light shocks him 🤣🤣

    • @davidca96
      @davidca96 3 роки тому +399

      I cracked up at that part, and when he casually tells the officer hes going to shit his pants.

    • @DazedMMJ87
      @DazedMMJ87 3 роки тому +9

      Lol.

  • @jeffblaxk2970
    @jeffblaxk2970 3 роки тому +3933

    “I’m not under the influence officer, I’m under a street light”

  • @allnight45
    @allnight45 6 місяців тому +68

    I've watched this probably 50 times and it will never get old. This is one of the more classic stops ever 😂😂😂

  • @ironwolf56
    @ironwolf56 7 місяців тому +73

    "Dude Where's My Car?" remake lookin' lit.

    • @Mermaidlife97
      @Mermaidlife97 Місяць тому

      👏😂

    • @joel.ha.
      @joel.ha. Місяць тому

      "DUDE! What's mine say?"
      "XANNIES! What's mine say?"
      "DUDE! What's mine say?"
      "XANNIES! What's mine say?"
      "DUDE! What's mine say?"
      "XANNIES! What's mine say?"
      "DUDE! What's mine say?"
      "XANNIES! What's mine say?"

  • @svendays
    @svendays 3 роки тому +7616

    "I smoked a joint three days ago."
    Damn, that is some dank weed he was smoking.

    • @colin_rly7507
      @colin_rly7507 3 роки тому +40

      😂😂😂

    • @liilaztwothree3452
      @liilaztwothree3452 3 роки тому +2

      ua-cam.com/video/eSrmmNphM_I/v-deo.html

    • @NV-yn6qz
      @NV-yn6qz 3 роки тому +18

      😂😂😂

    • @jacobfree21
      @jacobfree21 3 роки тому +90

      Where’d he get it I wonder.. so I can avoid that place...

    • @ShiestyApe
      @ShiestyApe 3 роки тому +11

      i was like # 420 ;)

  • @lawnchaser
    @lawnchaser 2 роки тому +5520

    He not only blew the red-light, he took it with him.

  • @PacerTracer89
    @PacerTracer89 6 місяців тому +41

    At 52 seconds in 2 things:
    1: Jacob needs a Laywer
    2. The police already know they are going to arrest Jacob.

  • @jeremyevans710
    @jeremyevans710 2 місяці тому +29

    Did you eat today?
    Uh..Yea
    What did you have?
    Xanax

  • @user-xy7le4nb1p
    @user-xy7le4nb1p 3 роки тому +6205

    That joint he smoked 6 years ago is now taking effect

    • @dubbeatdown
      @dubbeatdown 3 роки тому +49

      He said 3 days ago

    • @user-xy7le4nb1p
      @user-xy7le4nb1p 3 роки тому +383

      @@dubbeatdown not that joint, I'm talking about the joint he smoked 6 years ago

    • @dom2661
      @dom2661 3 роки тому +7

      Lool

    • @loganjk8990
      @loganjk8990 3 роки тому +101

      Creeps up on you bro that good kush

    • @Bayamunet
      @Bayamunet 3 роки тому +35

      Ima need that plug bro

  • @FriedChckn13
    @FriedChckn13 3 роки тому +9372

    “You got anything in your pockets?”
    “Yeah I got some change”
    *tries to hand the cop his change*
    “You can keep that.”

    • @Bullet44
      @Bullet44 3 роки тому +318

      Lmao! My dad recently got a dui. The cop comes to the window & asks for his driver's license, so my dad reaches in his pocket, pulls out a wad of cash & tries to hand it to the officer haha

    • @8djd
      @8djd 3 роки тому +16

      Lol that was pretty funny

    • @mikeyg923
      @mikeyg923 3 роки тому +44

      @@Bullet44 hahahaha drive thru DUI, Luckily he didn't ask for Fries 🍟😅

    • @YungZaBuu
      @YungZaBuu 3 роки тому +4

      I’m weak 🤣

    • @RIFLQ
      @RIFLQ 3 роки тому +1

      Timestamp?

  • @Usernotfound3042
    @Usernotfound3042 3 місяці тому +62

    4:19 you got that brush gaurd though so that helps a little bit had me dead

  • @Rollback_city
    @Rollback_city 4 місяці тому +38

    “Is your car okay” got me dying😭😭

  • @ytsn_THE_OG
    @ytsn_THE_OG Рік тому +6156

    You're already driving impaired, you have someone with you, you're on a road that looks like it gets a good bit of traffic, and of all things you hit a cop. Just outstanding.

    • @Mark-uh4zd
      @Mark-uh4zd Рік тому +135

      Couldn’t really get much worse… unless he hit and injured or god forbid liked somebody. Complete dolt
      I did lose it when the cops said “park the car” and the kid looks down and says “park the car? It is parked.”

    • @pkernoob786
      @pkernoob786 Рік тому +52

      Lol it could probably only get worse If he tried to fight the cops or flee. It's still amazing though

    • @keyakaabag6017
      @keyakaabag6017 Рік тому +73

      @@Mark-uh4zd it got worse, his friend putting that on social media 👌🤦‍♂️😂😂😫😫😫

    • @keyakaabag6017
      @keyakaabag6017 Рік тому

      @@pkernoob786 they don’t look like the Antifa Blm type.

    • @itslocro
      @itslocro Рік тому +23

      @@keyakaabag6017Yeah, they went from “we running from police right now going 120” to “yes sir, I’m so sorry sir” so fast. But their video sure didn’t show that part! 😂 LAMES!

  • @jchetra83
    @jchetra83 3 роки тому +6380

    He asks “Is my car fucked?” Bro there’s literally a stoplight on your car!

    • @fabianmichaelgockner5988
      @fabianmichaelgockner5988 3 роки тому +92

      I just like how the police officer just looks up so high that we can see the stop light on body cam and continues the conversation.

    • @TheMattc999
      @TheMattc999 3 роки тому +12

      @jchetra83 yeah, but is it cool to drive?.....

    • @Prophetofcthulhu
      @Prophetofcthulhu 3 роки тому +11

      It is fucked by a spotlight.... I will see myself out

    • @waynedonoghue4071
      @waynedonoghue4071 3 роки тому +17

      Kid: 12:07
      Cop: ✍swouwntoo✍souside✍suwogesuwog✍noobong✍

    • @cesaravegah3787
      @cesaravegah3787 3 роки тому +10

      "Not as fucked as you are man"

  • @artsyfartsynerdywordy
    @artsyfartsynerdywordy 7 місяців тому +94

    He’s the real life Frito from Idiocracy 😂

  • @MrEvan312
    @MrEvan312 2 місяці тому +19

    I've never seen such a calm disaster take place.

  • @morganjs7414
    @morganjs7414 2 роки тому +6038

    “It’s not gonna drive it’s got a pole on top of it.”
    “Well if you move the pole..”
    he’s not drunk. He’s enlightened.

  • @Toysourboy
    @Toysourboy 3 роки тому +9328

    *Crashes into a pole*
    *Rolls down window*
    "Hey how's it going?"
    Some NPC dialogue right there.

  • @Gnome46634
    @Gnome46634 Місяць тому +13

    I love the way this very professional cop talks to him using his name. Seems like a very caring man.

  • @KMT15
    @KMT15 6 місяців тому +20

    I love how the cop is looking straight at him asking him questions and he keeps saying “me?” And repeating the question as a statement lol

  • @tylerr535
    @tylerr535 2 роки тому +8799

    Guy- “Is my car fucked? “
    Cop looks at the traffic light sitting on top of the car. “I mean you got some good damage here man”
    😂😂😂😂

    • @justanumber5674
      @justanumber5674 2 роки тому +118

      Yes , Comedy Gold. I did a lol when that happened.

    • @xallykatx2580
      @xallykatx2580 2 роки тому +8

      Best comment

    • @Jasper118
      @Jasper118 2 роки тому +109

      That and the “you blew the red light”
      “I didn’t see it”
      I mean it’s on your windshield now

    • @crazyturd143
      @crazyturd143 2 роки тому +13

      "that's a lot of damage"

    • @SupraFootwear2013
      @SupraFootwear2013 2 роки тому +11

      It’s slightly fucked tbh

  • @Quelbischero
    @Quelbischero 3 роки тому +1596

    "hey, how's it going?"
    10/10 for smoothness.

    • @adamburdt8794
      @adamburdt8794 3 роки тому +68

      In his mind: I'm totally killin' this right now.

    • @jdeezil20
      @jdeezil20 3 роки тому +39

      Officer: Can you please step out of the car.
      Suspect: ya I gotchu
      😂🤣

    • @JK-vz6wu
      @JK-vz6wu 3 роки тому +4

      @@jdeezil20 Oh yeah gotchu bro no worries 👍 ✊🤜🤛how's your night going?

    • @alanasbury84
      @alanasbury84 2 роки тому +1

      Smooth as 80 grit sandpaper

  • @Usernotfound3042
    @Usernotfound3042 3 місяці тому +26

    This has got to be the most wisconsin encounter ever

  • @tannerc900
    @tannerc900 25 днів тому +6

    I love how this dude repeats every question before answering

  • @coastmalone
    @coastmalone 3 роки тому +5034

    “Is my car fucked?”
    “No it’s just some light damage”

  • @CassHugMonsterx3
    @CassHugMonsterx3 8 місяців тому +1683

    social anxiety is terrified of this man

    • @danielsimpson501
      @danielsimpson501 6 місяців тому +153

      It's called Xanax

    • @girllawrin
      @girllawrin 5 місяців тому +7

      Yes. This comment.

    • @julie.1081
      @julie.1081 4 місяці тому +6

      @CassHugMonsterx3- Thanks for the early morning giggle! That's one of the funniest posts I've ever seen!

    • @user-md2fm7ik2z
      @user-md2fm7ik2z 3 місяці тому

      You’re one hot little thing

    • @sagetrevino1826
      @sagetrevino1826 3 місяці тому

      its called no one asked@@danielsimpson501

  • @that1electrician
    @that1electrician 2 місяці тому +23

    This kid is at least 5 bars deep. At minimum. If you went to high school from 2000-2010, you know. There was always that one guy who raided his mom's medicine cabinet every weekend for party nights.

    • @Shatyice420
      @Shatyice420 Місяць тому +1

      Either that or this kid is taking other meds that makes the effects of Xans bad

    • @Shatyice420
      @Shatyice420 Місяць тому +1

      When I was a senior in hs I took a bars while I was taking Bupropion and I felt like I took 3 bars at once

    • @chill3282
      @chill3282 7 днів тому

      @@Shatyice420
      Make the effects of Xans bad? Because xanax is super healthy for you huh 🤣 as we can clearly see

  • @johnl5350
    @johnl5350 5 місяців тому +16

    They both seem way more relaxed than they probably should be.

  • @jamest1148
    @jamest1148 3 роки тому +12657

    It seems funny, but the sad truth is that he could have just as easily killed somebody.

    • @jkennerson123
      @jkennerson123 3 роки тому +94

      But did anybody die?

    • @Ab.gs3
      @Ab.gs3 3 роки тому +1223

      @@jkennerson123 no, but driving high on anything isn’t smart. It’s stupidly selfish. You could easily kill someone. Just as bad as driving drunk

    • @josiecamilo7098
      @josiecamilo7098 3 роки тому +162

      True. Reminds me of a night I saw two guys literally run up a street light pole vertically. Scary site.

    • @deandrepitts2131
      @deandrepitts2131 3 роки тому +60

      Yes!!!! Not just that, they probably released him without charges!!!

    • @fourq2049
      @fourq2049 3 роки тому +160

      @@deandrepitts2131 That's about white

  • @mumtazsheikh690
    @mumtazsheikh690 2 роки тому +8373

    The driver's casual "Hey hows it going?" With an entire telephone poll sitting on his car makes me laugh every time

    • @CherryZ
      @CherryZ 2 роки тому +158

      telephone pole?

    • @mydogeatspuke
      @mydogeatspuke 2 роки тому +394

      Sir, that's a traffic light pole.

    • @GreatwhiteShark88
      @GreatwhiteShark88 2 роки тому +46

      Not sure its a telephone poll tough.

    • @sanandreasX
      @sanandreasX 2 роки тому +84

      @@GreatwhiteShark88 You guys gonna just repeat eachother for how long?

    • @GreatwhiteShark88
      @GreatwhiteShark88 2 роки тому +35

      @@sanandreasX and you are who now?

  • @taylorpack7705
    @taylorpack7705 6 днів тому +3

    This has got to be the strangest subway commercial I’ve ever seen.

    • @ashtondillard6906
      @ashtondillard6906 5 днів тому

      I was just about to comment on the product placement 💀💀💀

  • @erickab8533
    @erickab8533 6 місяців тому +32

    “Can I just drive it home?” 😂

    • @Wallflower801
      @Wallflower801 27 днів тому

      That par had me going like “Bruh”😂

  • @joshi7768
    @joshi7768 3 роки тому +4621

    I lost it when the suspect rolled his window down and greeted the cop with a “how’s it going?”... pole laying on top of the vehicle, and car totaled. Eyes red as shit.. LEGENDARY 😂

    • @colinmahony2274
      @colinmahony2274 3 роки тому +43

      Haha Same here.when he starts driving with it on the hood.so good

    • @Campfacer
      @Campfacer 3 роки тому +13

      OMG I lost it!! 😂

    • @oleksandrmirza
      @oleksandrmirza 3 роки тому +8

      one funny comment

    • @KittredgeRitter
      @KittredgeRitter 3 роки тому +14

      Why is this not a decent place to park? Fear and loathing in Las Vegas line.

    • @waynedonoghue4071
      @waynedonoghue4071 3 роки тому +20

      Talking in slow motion face like a bag of smashed crabs 😂

  • @QUBED
    @QUBED 3 роки тому +3207

    This is the weirdest SubWay commercial I've ever seen.

    • @violetasettle4419
      @violetasettle4419 3 роки тому +30

      😂 Best comment for sure!

    • @nocomment3064
      @nocomment3064 3 роки тому +13

      I was noticing the Subway in the back and then I see this comment.😄

    • @batterybuilding
      @batterybuilding 3 роки тому +16

      I dunno, still better than using a pedophile.

    • @jasonsperatos6412
      @jasonsperatos6412 3 роки тому +5

      Hahaha I'm hungry

    • @FatalShotGG
      @FatalShotGG 3 роки тому +3

      LOL I was about to make this comment

  • @quintinfink12
    @quintinfink12 6 днів тому +3

    Dudes voice made this even better

  • @Mermaidlife97
    @Mermaidlife97 Місяць тому +8

    He was so cooperative and respectful and the officers were way cool

  • @904Anonymous
    @904Anonymous 3 роки тому +9215

    "There's no such thing as bad publicity."
    - Subway

    • @ext93
      @ext93 3 роки тому +134

      Seeing that subway logo really made me want to get Jimmy John's. Subway is straight laxative. I always get diarrhea from that fake shit

    • @danthomas6587
      @danthomas6587 3 роки тому +59

      Is that what Jarrod's lawyer told them as he was going to jail for rape?

    • @hebson21
      @hebson21 3 роки тому +32

      @@danthomas6587 i hear Jared's still reppin subway shirts in the joint, he's makin the guards mad hungry.

    • @zachwbc
      @zachwbc 3 роки тому +34

      Dude... I ordered and ate subway within the time I watched this. I'm at work so I've been starting and stopping a lot. I think I just figured out why I felt like ordering subway haha.

    • @IPray4TheComforter
      @IPray4TheComforter 3 роки тому +1

      niceee

  • @ever1892
    @ever1892 2 роки тому +6889

    Him: *hits the pole and lowers the window*
    Also him: “how you doing officer what seems to be the problem?”

    • @retroguy9494
      @retroguy9494 2 роки тому +101

      It would have been fully if the cop said...the problem? Well, you have a traffic light, don't walk sign and pole on top of your car! 🤣

    • @lukedrake1715
      @lukedrake1715 2 роки тому +16

      LMAO!!!

    • @user-vf1zw3wn3m
      @user-vf1zw3wn3m 2 роки тому +9

      Every lawbreaker ever

    • @musicmamma
      @musicmamma 2 роки тому +77

      What seems to be the officer, problem?

    • @spursnation4737
      @spursnation4737 2 роки тому +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Arsenelli11
    @Arsenelli11 Місяць тому +6

    “I can’t drive it back to my place?!” Followed by “well if we move the pole?” Has me in fucking stitches🤣

  • @ruben3305
    @ruben3305 3 місяці тому +16

    I got drunk and wrecked a car into a lake when I was 15yrs old. I’m lucky to be alive today. We all make mistakes but some pay the ultimate price and some get lucky.

  • @QuitCryingYouLost
    @QuitCryingYouLost 2 роки тому +8333

    Dude just literally rolled down his window and said hey how’s it going like nothing every happened 😂.

    • @nikkiblank8327
      @nikkiblank8327 2 роки тому +128

      I know i laughed so hard

    • @perrijohnson9627
      @perrijohnson9627 2 роки тому +89

      With the stoplight on top of his car. Did he not feel the bump that maybe he hit something?

    • @StainderFin
      @StainderFin 2 роки тому +44

      @@perrijohnson9627 gta 5 player

    • @artgallery7376
      @artgallery7376 2 роки тому +41

      Poor guy.. lol. But on a serious note: this world messes people up.. he got those drugs from messed up people... his too young doesnt know the meanings of life. All your adults.. please teach the young generation or be a good influencers. This kid was on a edge of death.

    • @bitty5095
      @bitty5095 2 роки тому +20

      lucky he did not kill anyone.

  • @th3epcplayer958
    @th3epcplayer958 3 роки тому +4020

    “Is my car fucked?”
    Body camera immediately looks up to a traffic signal sitting on his roof...

    • @arthurias7693
      @arthurias7693 3 роки тому +123

      Peak comedy

    • @APolishPlayer
      @APolishPlayer 3 роки тому +25

      @@arthurias7693 a man of comedy culture.

    • @eke8652
      @eke8652 3 роки тому +39

      I lost it at that point 💀

    • @imnotsurewhy
      @imnotsurewhy 3 роки тому +40

      I lost it at the end when they watched the driver's friend's Snapchat videos😂

    • @lilsaint776
      @lilsaint776 3 роки тому +13

      I think the condition of the car should be the least of his worries haha

  • @wooyork63
    @wooyork63 2 місяці тому +17

    “Is my car fucked”
    Man’s got a traffic light on the top lol

  • @nickcarpenter7713
    @nickcarpenter7713 5 днів тому +2

    Dude is absolutely torched

  • @tirke6599
    @tirke6599 2 роки тому +5685

    Damn, imagine how he looked on the first day of that joint.

  • @TheRealBGregz
    @TheRealBGregz 2 роки тому +5052

    You gotta love how this kid repeats every single question that the officer asks.

    • @Matt-od1do
      @Matt-od1do 2 роки тому +207

      @Ziga Vidmar "be honest with me".. be honest with you? "Yea" .. Alright.. I took a xanax.. yesterday

    • @abwilson__
      @abwilson__ 2 роки тому +184

      i think he did it to buy himself more time to answer the question 😂😂

    • @justinwinston4864
      @justinwinston4864 2 роки тому +43

      Product of xanax 😂😂

    • @retroguy9494
      @retroguy9494 2 роки тому +9

      @@Matt-od1do Alright....I took a half a one when I was smoking pot 2 hours ago! 😜

    • @retroguy9494
      @retroguy9494 2 роки тому +7

      @@justinwinston4864 Oh no dude! I take a Xanax (legally prescribed of course) to help me sleep! Trust me....I don't act like THAT!

  • @marlanaferro1558
    @marlanaferro1558 2 місяці тому +16

    The nearly shit his pants part was too much 🤣

  • @brynleyjones2674
    @brynleyjones2674 6 місяців тому +15

    I love how chill the cop is

    • @goodmanwiseman303
      @goodmanwiseman303 Місяць тому +1

      Yeah, great cop. Very ask assertive instead of tell assertive. Getting more info from the suspect that way.

  • @Not-A-Content-Creator
    @Not-A-Content-Creator 3 роки тому +7832

    Has a stop light on top of him
    Rolls down window*
    “Hi, how’s it going 😏”

  • @QbertTehKiller
    @QbertTehKiller 3 роки тому +1127

    "I didn't see the red"
    *streetlight literally lodged into his windshield *

  • @bigj3086
    @bigj3086 11 днів тому +2

    Were you paying attention? "No, bro. Not at all" " at least you got that brush guard. " This guy is a gold mine.

  • @Jadiecotto
    @Jadiecotto 4 місяці тому +28

    This is my brother in the video (the cop) he’s the best. 😭

  • @colinbrown3314
    @colinbrown3314 2 роки тому +8226

    If body cams didn’t exist, I feel like no one would’ve believed the cops story😂

    • @heatherbiello529
      @heatherbiello529 2 роки тому +42

      Lmao probably not.

    • @ayumu-senpaii
      @ayumu-senpaii 2 роки тому +97

      Not to mention the boneheads recorded themselves boasting driving reckless.

    • @edwardsullivan5884
      @edwardsullivan5884 2 роки тому +54

      Luckily the dope's friend documented everything

    • @Boeing757-8
      @Boeing757-8 2 роки тому

      ssssssssssssssss

    • @diniak47
      @diniak47 2 роки тому +8

      @@ayumu-senpaii really? I wanna watch it now lol. Where do i find it?

  • @SpectateDrake
    @SpectateDrake 3 роки тому +3185

    Whoever let this man leave the spot like that and while driving, aren’t his people.

    • @LeCretin
      @LeCretin 3 роки тому +124

      Facts

    • @ieatslag5947
      @ieatslag5947 3 роки тому +510

      The guy he was with literally took videos and uploaded it online for internet points which just gave the cops more evidence to tack on more charges. Hopefully he rethinks his friendships after this

    • @Max-xr2ij
      @Max-xr2ij 3 роки тому +50

      Sooo the passenger lol

    • @TheJosephPrice
      @TheJosephPrice 3 роки тому +147

      Seriously, the dude shouldn’t have been walking down the street, let alone driving. He was clearly wasted.

    • @roji556
      @roji556 3 роки тому +52

      @@Max-xr2ij Passenger was impaired too judging by his speech in the videos at the end

  • @kermitkurtz3337
    @kermitkurtz3337 Місяць тому +9

    Man this is a great episode of Beavis and Butthead.

  • @longcat45
    @longcat45 12 днів тому +3

    i'll give him credit, he's very cooperative and friendly the entire way through to the best of his ability, i hope he gets help he doesn't seem like a bad guy overall

  • @edithboozy1000
    @edithboozy1000 3 роки тому +3123

    "I smoked a joint like three days ago"
    "Completely understandable. Have a good day."

    • @JoeCurtis82
      @JoeCurtis82 3 роки тому +15

      😂😂

    • @MrVenom973
      @MrVenom973 3 роки тому +4

      Lmao

    • @chinxxie5857
      @chinxxie5857 3 роки тому

      Lmfao

    • @kirilllagunov735
      @kirilllagunov735 3 роки тому +11

      And he is still high🤣

    • @davidsalinas9
      @davidsalinas9 3 роки тому +32

      I'm sure he was so stoned. And he knows weed doesn't get out of your system for 30 days. So he knew he will test positive. Might as well say it was a couple days ago

  • @hattemh6535
    @hattemh6535 3 роки тому +2637

    The best comment...
    "Can I just drive it home. I live 3 blocks away"
    "No, there is a pole on it"
    "What if we like... remove the pole"
    I'm dying 😂

  • @Reekohswahvay
    @Reekohswahvay 6 місяців тому +17

    This kid sounds like Dax Shepard in Idiocracy. “I’m batin’ “

  • @buedavis92
    @buedavis92 3 місяці тому +8

    every time this pops up i watch 😂 can’t get over the kids voice

  • @MrM0saic
    @MrM0saic 3 роки тому +2111

    You blew the red
    “Yeah I know I didn’t see it.”
    **Lights on top of the car 😂😂😂😂**

    • @LukeRennalds
      @LukeRennalds 3 роки тому +30

      “Oh there’s the light.”

    • @That..Guy..
      @That..Guy.. 3 роки тому +12

      “I think you might be right. I’m not sure though, it happened so fast” lol

    • @Ramy_Ramz
      @Ramy_Ramz 3 роки тому +1

      The red is missing tho I didn't see it

    • @williambearden863
      @williambearden863 3 роки тому +3

      Lmao u got me crying hahaha

    • @jaminova_1969
      @jaminova_1969 3 роки тому +1

      "Hey, how's it going?"

  • @Alex-un7ug
    @Alex-un7ug 3 роки тому +2519

    “I did not even see the red light” hits different when the entire stoplight is toppled over onto the car LMAOO

    • @chris-vecchio
      @chris-vecchio 3 роки тому +37

      Best comment. Didn't even see it after it landed on his car 🤣

    • @krystal7710
      @krystal7710 3 роки тому +1

      Lmao

    • @pablowithrice1593
      @pablowithrice1593 3 роки тому +2

      Underrated comment right here.

    • @samikay9599
      @samikay9599 3 роки тому +5

      I mean how was he going to be able to see it? It was on top of his car.

    • @ishtimal
      @ishtimal 3 роки тому +11

      He didn't see the light, he is the light.

  • @murrmansreef3944
    @murrmansreef3944 6 місяців тому +26

    “I smoked a joint like 3 days ago” 😂

    • @girllawrin
      @girllawrin 5 місяців тому

      Me too dude... me too...

    • @ryanthomas7119
      @ryanthomas7119 3 місяці тому

      Must've been some really good weed I guess

  • @gerry2217
    @gerry2217 2 місяці тому +6

    This is one of the funniest ones I’ve come across.

  • @Andrew-wx3wd
    @Andrew-wx3wd 3 роки тому +2192

    Kid: “Is my car fucked?”
    Officer: *Looks up at pole on top of car* “Yeah, there’s some damage”

    • @randomtees
      @randomtees 3 роки тому +31

      0:56 "focked"

    • @michaeljuarez3355
      @michaeljuarez3355 3 роки тому +12

      Naaa it will buff out!!lol

    • @ganggreen6842
      @ganggreen6842 3 роки тому

      😂😂😂

    • @JuniAku
      @JuniAku 3 роки тому +11

      This is comedic on so many levels but I'm glad no one was seriously injured. The way his body cam pans to the whole stop light on the car's roof. Wow, I can't imagine being this hammered behind the wheel.

    • @pamela1338
      @pamela1338 3 роки тому

      Hahahaha 😂🤣

  • @ig8737
    @ig8737 3 роки тому +2563

    He asks, "is my car f*cked?" Like there's not a whole traffic signal light on it. 😂

  • @ericgraham8150
    @ericgraham8150 24 дні тому +3

    I love the “you had anything to some or drink today?” “Me?” Classic.

  • @BausNguyen
    @BausNguyen Місяць тому +5

    The lead cop is really good lol. Doesn’t scare the kid explains to him clearly what’s going on, and understands the kid is fucked up.

  • @jw1714
    @jw1714 2 роки тому +7644

    “I may have shit my pants to be honest with ya”
    I respect that

    • @7697boem
      @7697boem 2 роки тому +164

      I almost shit myself when he said that😭😂

    • @NixxSlays
      @NixxSlays 2 роки тому +27

      Lmfao 🤣🤣

    • @mfc4591
      @mfc4591 2 роки тому +4

      🏴‍☠

    • @NationandState
      @NationandState 2 роки тому +78

      Cop says, "OK". lmao

    • @lol-km3cj
      @lol-km3cj 2 роки тому +18

      When you gotta go you gotta go

  • @ghoormann
    @ghoormann Рік тому +3984

    This kid is a walking meme. "How's it going?" "Is it totaled?" "Can I drive it away if we move the pole?" "7 Mississippi, 9 Mississippi" "Am I going to jail for this?" "Can I hit my vape one more time?"
    Instant classic.

    • @winning3329
      @winning3329 Рік тому +91

      Alpha male right there hahaha

    • @Dave-Jackson
      @Dave-Jackson Рік тому +21

      Leave the guy alone man

    • @gutts7433
      @gutts7433 Рік тому +179

      @@Dave-Jackson He ran a red light and hit someone, he's lucky he didn't kill anyone. 0% sympathetic for this guy.

    • @MsNikkieMichelle
      @MsNikkieMichelle Рік тому

      You’re part of the problem with why society tanked and sucks.

    • @Leopard3_
      @Leopard3_ Рік тому +13

      and they do the sobriety test right next to the road. i was waiting for him to fall into oncoming traffic

  • @xonadrah
    @xonadrah 7 місяців тому +10

    the sc footage at the end i’m dead 💀

  • @westofeden23
    @westofeden23 2 місяці тому +10

    "Do you think it's totaled?" LMAO dude... what?!