The way he asks "is my car fucked?" In the most nonchalant voice and then the camera veers up to the traffic light resting on top of the car is just pure comedic gold
Cop: I want you to close your eyes and estimate the passing of 30 seconds Driver: Like what happened right here? He thought the cop wanted him to walk him through what had happened with his eyes closed 😂😂😂😂😂😂
This one is weird. I have never seen someone so obliterated that they can't even remotely pass these tests, yet also be one of the most compliant suspects ever.
Some say you are more like yourself when you're drunk. This kid seems nice, he apologizes and makes sure the officer and care are okay, but is definetly an idiot for thinking he was anywhere near sober enough to drive. Nice to see how compliant he is. I hope he gets set on track after this.
Weed and Xanax are both downers, generally people use them to calm down and relax and if you combine the two the effects increase exponentially. You become almost lethargic. I know a guy who in my town that constantly takes d10s, they are basically Xanax I think and he's like a zombie.
Dude is so stoned, yet he's perfectly compliant and pretty respectful, in addition to the ridiculously nonchalant attitude. One of the best stops I've seen
Hes not just stoned he admitted to taking xanax and thats definetly the primary intoxicant here. Hes so compliant because xanax makes you just not give a shit about anything.
You're already driving impaired, you have someone with you, you're on a road that looks like it gets a good bit of traffic, and of all things you hit a cop. Just outstanding.
Couldn’t really get much worse… unless he hit and injured or god forbid liked somebody. Complete dolt I did lose it when the cops said “park the car” and the kid looks down and says “park the car? It is parked.”
@@keyakaabag6017Yeah, they went from “we running from police right now going 120” to “yes sir, I’m so sorry sir” so fast. But their video sure didn’t show that part! 😂 LAMES!
Everything you say can and WILL be used against you in the court of law. Don't ever talk to the police. Lawyers first. Even an honest mistake can be turned against you and misconstrued into an intent vs an accident.
Lmao! My dad recently got a dui. The cop comes to the window & asks for his driver's license, so my dad reaches in his pocket, pulls out a wad of cash & tries to hand it to the officer haha
I lost it when the suspect rolled his window down and greeted the cop with a “how’s it going?”... pole laying on top of the vehicle, and car totaled. Eyes red as shit.. LEGENDARY 😂
18:23 right before that he had to use his fingers to see which is his right and left foot 🤣 puts his thumb and pointer out to see which one creates the L for left 💀💀💀
Dude... I ordered and ate subway within the time I watched this. I'm at work so I've been starting and stopping a lot. I think I just figured out why I felt like ordering subway haha.
i'll give him credit, he's very cooperative and friendly the entire way through to the best of his ability, i hope he gets help he doesn't seem like a bad guy overall
Poor guy.. lol. But on a serious note: this world messes people up.. he got those drugs from messed up people... his too young doesnt know the meanings of life. All your adults.. please teach the young generation or be a good influencers. This kid was on a edge of death.
This is comedic on so many levels but I'm glad no one was seriously injured. The way his body cam pans to the whole stop light on the car's roof. Wow, I can't imagine being this hammered behind the wheel.
The guy he was with literally took videos and uploaded it online for internet points which just gave the cops more evidence to tack on more charges. Hopefully he rethinks his friendships after this
I thought the same thing. He's not the sharpest knife in the drawer. I almost fell off my chair when the were giving the eye test and he said, "I am not good at this"!
This kid is a walking meme. "How's it going?" "Is it totaled?" "Can I drive it away if we move the pole?" "7 Mississippi, 9 Mississippi" "Am I going to jail for this?" "Can I hit my vape one more time?" Instant classic.
@@Paige-Turnner yeah most the northern states are dwi central, hence why your first dui in wisco is a traffic not criminal offense. The north always talks down on the south being dumb but as someone from the north(sh!tcago) Ill tell you ppl from the south atleast have the brains to know when to be quiet
I'm sure he was so stoned. And he knows weed doesn't get out of your system for 30 days. So he knew he will test positive. Might as well say it was a couple days ago
That’s an interesting joke because bowling balls are spherical objects so there is no sharpness in it. So your basically saying that this guy is not intelligent or really unintelligent. That’s rude. No ones laughing at your joke especially after I had to break it down.
@@ryanthepianoman27 That is absolutely what he's saying, and based on the state the driver was on it I think it's a fair analogy, and there was no need for you to break it down as I think it's quite obvious to the vast majority. lol BTW Apparently 170+ people thus far think it's pretty funny so speak for yourself.
He’s a prime example why alcohol and teens with cars don’t mix at all!😂 he’s also such an idiot like DUDE YOU GOT A TRAFFIC LIGHT POLE ONTOP OF YOUR CAR!!😂
Officer: _“you’re on something else”_ Kid: _“I’ll be honest I took a Xanax…”_ Officer: _“YEP”_ Kid: _“…yesterday”_ Officer: _“NOPE”_ That had me cracking up
@@Masterdeber Smoking weed doesn't do that, but if you eat enough edible THC, oh man it is like benzodiazepines and opiates combined. It's honestly scary when you eat too much of it.
It's hard to talk to the police when you're high AF. I was waiting to cross at a crosswalk and this car just stops in the middle of the crosswalk for no reason. I get the signal and I'm about to walk around the car and it just takes off and runs through the red light. This is a pretty busy intersection. I don't know how they didn't crash. I don't know who was inside the car but they had to be high or drunk AF.
I know right lmao and its like dude u didn't just blow a red light you took the fucking red light with you haha. "Can I just drive it home" cop: dude you have a pole on your car drunk kid: can we move the pole 🤣🤣🤣🤣
To the kids defense, that traffic light is hard to see sitting on top of his car.
you made at least one person laugh today, sir. well done
@@tow3lliettv309 👍👍
Fuck is that savage haha
Lmfao
@@ikaros4203 👍👍
Absolutely smashes the 💩 outta his car, the traffic light AND the cop car and greets the officer with “Hey man, how’s it going?” 💀💀💀
Lol
That's the first words out of every stoner's mouth to any situation.😂
😂🤣
Underrated post.
😂
This guy is the living embodiment of the word “bruh”.
This hit different 😂😂😂
"Bruh" made manifest.
Underrated comment
Major Chad's here
😂😂😂😂😂 best comment ever
Bro is still coughing from the joint he smoked 3 days ago. 😭
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 👌🏽 BEST COMMENT
Bro got that gas 😂
Good joke but there really is something released during air bag deployments that burns your chest and make you cough.
Lol why would we feel bad when he shouldn’t have been on the road in the first damn place? The fuq?
@@russellboone6759 his air bag didn't deploy
“I smoked a joint like 3 days ago”
And he’s still stoned. That’s some good shit
Yea that drug dealer should be the richest man ever with that kind of super drug.
@@dannyjack659 reggie bud laced with PCP be like
lol inb4 it was actually 3 hours ago
I KNOw when he said that I died like what
Where does he get his stuff and what's the phone number?
Asking for a friend...
The way he asks "is my car fucked?" In the most nonchalant voice and then the camera veers up to the traffic light resting on top of the car is just pure comedic gold
“Got some good damage there man”
Yezzir. Did you see the video at the end?
Cop says, "my cruiser is totaled too....". Two minutes later- "Is your cop car ok man?"
Lol that made me spit out my coffee onto phone laughing at that shit
@@seanp9157 lmfao!!!
My boi has a whole stoplight on his vehicle and he just causally rolls the window down and says “hey how’s it going” 💀😭
😂
Like a boss!
😂😂
Traffic light*
@@lodbldbol #UnnecessaryCorrections
This has got to be the strangest subway commercial I’ve ever seen.
I was just about to comment on the product placement 💀💀💀
this made me laugh so hard
Well, Jared IS in jail. They need a new guy 😅
😂😂 he looks slim and fit.
This legit cracked me up lmao thank you
“Think I might have shit my pants to be honest with you”
Honesty is the best policy
Tried calling you, but you never pick up.
Well, he did say he had to shit real bad. I'm sure the crash did the trick.😅
Cop: I want you to close your eyes and estimate the passing of 30 seconds
Driver: Like what happened right here?
He thought the cop wanted him to walk him through what had happened with his eyes closed 😂😂😂😂😂😂
It was the highlight of the video.
"I had to shit so bad..> that is basically his reason
This one is weird. I have never seen someone so obliterated that they can't even remotely pass these tests, yet also be one of the most compliant suspects ever.
Some say you are more like yourself when you're drunk. This kid seems nice, he apologizes and makes sure the officer and care are okay, but is definetly an idiot for thinking he was anywhere near sober enough to drive. Nice to see how compliant he is. I hope he gets set on track after this.
0:01 ..dudesta, like seriously!!!? Really!!!?
Weed and Xanax are both downers, generally people use them to calm down and relax and if you combine the two the effects increase exponentially. You become almost lethargic. I know a guy who in my town that constantly takes d10s, they are basically Xanax I think and he's like a zombie.
Pills
Way different then alcohol… he should be in bed watching tv on that shit
He asked the cop "how's it going" like he was getting ready to order food at the drive thru.
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
Yo😂😂😂😂
💀💀💀💀💀
Haha
What else are you supposed to say though lol
Dude is so stoned, yet he's perfectly compliant and pretty respectful, in addition to the ridiculously nonchalant attitude. One of the best stops I've seen
Well…. He is stoned 😂
That’s generally the attitude of stoned people counter to popular belief
exactly … if you are normally a semi reasonable person weed will only enhance your reasonability.
@@macejunas2lmao facts
Hes not just stoned he admitted to taking xanax and thats definetly the primary intoxicant here. Hes so compliant because xanax makes you just not give a shit about anything.
You're already driving impaired, you have someone with you, you're on a road that looks like it gets a good bit of traffic, and of all things you hit a cop. Just outstanding.
Couldn’t really get much worse… unless he hit and injured or god forbid liked somebody. Complete dolt
I did lose it when the cops said “park the car” and the kid looks down and says “park the car? It is parked.”
Lol it could probably only get worse If he tried to fight the cops or flee. It's still amazing though
@@Mark-uh4zd it got worse, his friend putting that on social media 👌🤦♂️😂😂😫😫😫
@@pkernoob786 they don’t look like the Antifa Blm type.
@@keyakaabag6017Yeah, they went from “we running from police right now going 120” to “yes sir, I’m so sorry sir” so fast. But their video sure didn’t show that part! 😂 LAMES!
“It’s not gonna drive it’s got a pole on top of it.”
“Well if you move the pole..”
he’s not drunk. He’s enlightened.
Underrated comment 🤣🙌🙌🙌
his iq is infinite
Intelligent
Exactly what i was thinkin
Literally still laughing about that
The casual *“hey, how’s it going”* Like there isn’t a stop light on top of his car. Lol
Lmao.
LOOOOOOOL STOP THIS
So fukn funny how the noise from the falling off traffic light shocks him 🤣🤣
I cracked up at that part, and when he casually tells the officer hes going to shit his pants.
Lol.
What a great friend filming the worst moment of his buddy’s life and posting it for everyone to see
To them it's something to be proud of. How pathetic.
The generation of Ai
They see it a s a badge of honour. Happens on England all the time.
What happened to being ashamed? Guess that went out when cellphones with cameras came along. SMH
I thought that it might have been a body cam.... What a GREAT friend!
Lmfao the way he rolls down his window and casually says “Hey how’s it goin” like he didn’t just take down an entire damn stoplight 😂
Bahaha
And side swipe a cop car.
Nearly pissed myself when he said that.
After that he says, yo is my car f*****. priceless, priceless, respect bro. Dude park the car man
🤣🤣
He had the right to remain silent, but not the ability.
Lol
genius comment
Love me some Ron White.
@@MrFlamingpride someone gets it ❤
Everything you say can and WILL be used against you in the court of law. Don't ever talk to the police. Lawyers first. Even an honest mistake can be turned against you and misconstrued into an intent vs an accident.
“You got anything in your pockets?”
“Yeah I got some change”
*tries to hand the cop his change*
“You can keep that.”
Lmao! My dad recently got a dui. The cop comes to the window & asks for his driver's license, so my dad reaches in his pocket, pulls out a wad of cash & tries to hand it to the officer haha
Lol that was pretty funny
@@Bullet44 hahahaha drive thru DUI, Luckily he didn't ask for Fries 🍟😅
I’m weak 🤣
Timestamp?
I love how this dude repeats every question before answering
Yessss😂
Every question? Alrighht
Legit
To give himself more time to think of the answer
That joint he smoked 6 years ago is now taking effect
He said 3 days ago
@@dubbeatdown not that joint, I'm talking about the joint he smoked 6 years ago
Lool
Creeps up on you bro that good kush
Ima need that plug bro
It seems funny, but the sad truth is that he could have just as easily killed somebody.
But did anybody die?
@@jkennerson123 no, but driving high on anything isn’t smart. It’s stupidly selfish. You could easily kill someone. Just as bad as driving drunk
True. Reminds me of a night I saw two guys literally run up a street light pole vertically. Scary site.
Yes!!!! Not just that, they probably released him without charges!!!
@@deandrepitts2131 That's about white
A traffic light sits atop his roof, “is my car fucked??”. Gold.
“I didn’t see the light.”
Well yeah, it’s on top of your car.
I'll sheer off some traffic signal poles if I had to pinch a loaf too.
His roof, which is shattered all over him and his friend. Smh. 🤦🏻♂️
The cops camera work was priceless there too! 😂
Answer to HIS QUESTION:
*"YES, BUT YOUR BRAIN SHOWS THE MOST DAMAGE"*
The friend filming the whole test has me rolling
fr how didn’t they notice
@@jhoscar007watch at the end they cops have the videos on a computer
@@jhoscar007 u realize they dontgaf
"hey, how's it going?"
10/10 for smoothness.
In his mind: I'm totally killin' this right now.
Officer: Can you please step out of the car.
Suspect: ya I gotchu
😂🤣
@@jdeezil20 Oh yeah gotchu bro no worries 👍 ✊🤜🤛how's your night going?
Smooth as 80 grit sandpaper
I lost it when the suspect rolled his window down and greeted the cop with a “how’s it going?”... pole laying on top of the vehicle, and car totaled. Eyes red as shit.. LEGENDARY 😂
Haha Same here.when he starts driving with it on the hood.so good
OMG I lost it!! 😂
one funny comment
Why is this not a decent place to park? Fear and loathing in Las Vegas line.
Talking in slow motion face like a bag of smashed crabs 😂
He not only blew the red-light, he took it with him.
Is it actually running the red light if it's on your car?
😂 OMG these comments are hysterical!!!
@@Saanonymous80 good question dude. 😆
😂😂😂😂 he did tho
Literally😂
The “mississippi’s” while counting out 9 steps killed me 😭
So fucking funny
18:23 right before that he had to use his fingers to see which is his right and left foot 🤣 puts his thumb and pointer out to see which one creates the L for left 💀💀💀
Rolls down the window “ Hey how’s it going” fucking legendary
Eyes red as shit 😂😂
Dude was in a different dimension
This could be a legendary meme fr fr 😂
What seems to be the officer, problem?
Lmao epic, and the yeah, I got you"....putz... lol
Is there a problem officer? Guy literally has street light dangling from the roof of his car.
Lol it's the new addition
Traffic light
😂😂😂
Lol yea nothing out of the ordinary there
I can tell you don't drive and aren't very observant. "Street light"
"I smoked a joint three days ago."
Damn, that is some dank weed he was smoking.
😂😂😂
ua-cam.com/video/eSrmmNphM_I/v-deo.html
😂😂😂
Where’d he get it I wonder.. so I can avoid that place...
i was like # 420 ;)
“I can’t drive it back to my place?!” Followed by “well if we move the pole?” Has me in fucking stitches🤣
"There's no such thing as bad publicity."
- Subway
Seeing that subway logo really made me want to get Jimmy John's. Subway is straight laxative. I always get diarrhea from that fake shit
Is that what Jarrod's lawyer told them as he was going to jail for rape?
@@danthomas6587 i hear Jared's still reppin subway shirts in the joint, he's makin the guards mad hungry.
Dude... I ordered and ate subway within the time I watched this. I'm at work so I've been starting and stopping a lot. I think I just figured out why I felt like ordering subway haha.
niceee
Guy- “Is my car fucked? “
Cop looks at the traffic light sitting on top of the car. “I mean you got some good damage here man”
😂😂😂😂
Yes , Comedy Gold. I did a lol when that happened.
Best comment
That and the “you blew the red light”
“I didn’t see it”
I mean it’s on your windshield now
"that's a lot of damage"
It’s slightly fucked tbh
The driver's casual "Hey hows it going?" With an entire telephone poll sitting on his car makes me laugh every time
telephone pole?
Sir, that's a traffic light pole.
Not sure its a telephone poll tough.
@@GreatwhiteShark88 You guys gonna just repeat eachother for how long?
@@sanandreasX and you are who now?
“Did I run a red light?”
“Bro the light is on your car”
yes you literally ran over a red light
You blew the red
“Yeah I know I didn’t see it.”
**Lights on top of the car 😂😂😂😂**
“Oh there’s the light.”
“I think you might be right. I’m not sure though, it happened so fast” lol
The red is missing tho I didn't see it
Lmao u got me crying hahaha
"Hey, how's it going?"
He asks “Is my car fucked?” Bro there’s literally a stoplight on your car!
I just like how the police officer just looks up so high that we can see the stop light on body cam and continues the conversation.
@jchetra83 yeah, but is it cool to drive?.....
It is fucked by a spotlight.... I will see myself out
Kid: 12:07
Cop: ✍swouwntoo✍souside✍suwogesuwog✍noobong✍
"Not as fucked as you are man"
“I did not even see the red light” hits different when the entire stoplight is toppled over onto the car LMAOO
Best comment. Didn't even see it after it landed on his car 🤣
Lmao
Underrated comment right here.
I mean how was he going to be able to see it? It was on top of his car.
He didn't see the light, he is the light.
i'll give him credit, he's very cooperative and friendly the entire way through to the best of his ability, i hope he gets help he doesn't seem like a bad guy overall
This is probably a kid with good parents but some bad friends
Yeah, he's a good kid who made a dumb mistake. I can't judge, I drive high all the time at his age. Not proud of it.
Damn, imagine how he looked on the first day of that joint.
Right!? 👁👄👁
Dude you just made me laugh so fucking hard
This is hilarious 😂😭
HAHAHAHAHA
My thoughts exactly!
“Is my car fucked?”
Body camera immediately looks up to a traffic signal sitting on his roof...
Peak comedy
@@arthurias7693 a man of comedy culture.
I lost it at that point 💀
I lost it at the end when they watched the driver's friend's Snapchat videos😂
I think the condition of the car should be the least of his worries haha
He asks, "is my car f*cked?" Like there's not a whole traffic signal light on it. 😂
😂😂🤣😭
🤣🤣
🤣😂🤣
🤣🤣🤣
This whole thing goes like a Reno 911 episode.
I love the way this very professional cop talks to him using his name. Seems like a very caring man.
All cops do that lol
social anxiety is terrified of this man
It's called Xanax
Yes. This comment.
@CassHugMonsterx3- Thanks for the early morning giggle! That's one of the funniest posts I've ever seen!
You’re one hot little thing
its called no one asked@@danielsimpson501
*Crashes into a pole*
*Rolls down window*
"Hey how's it going?"
Some NPC dialogue right there.
What’s the officer problem
😂😂
Bro 🤣🤣🤣
@@shartsell2013 your comment 😂😂😂😂
"I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee."
Dude just literally rolled down his window and said hey how’s it going like nothing every happened 😂.
I know i laughed so hard
With the stoplight on top of his car. Did he not feel the bump that maybe he hit something?
@@perrijohnson9627 gta 5 player
Poor guy.. lol. But on a serious note: this world messes people up.. he got those drugs from messed up people... his too young doesnt know the meanings of life. All your adults.. please teach the young generation or be a good influencers. This kid was on a edge of death.
lucky he did not kill anyone.
Making the guy with a lazy eye follow your finger with his eyes was a BOSS move
🤣 died at this comment
They brought them back tho 😂
“I’m not under the influence officer, I’m under a street light”
Lmfao
That's Gold.
Yooo😆
LOOL
Lmao 🤣 🤣 🤣
If body cams didn’t exist, I feel like no one would’ve believed the cops story😂
Lmao probably not.
Not to mention the boneheads recorded themselves boasting driving reckless.
Luckily the dope's friend documented everything
ssssssssssssssss
@@ayumu-senpaii really? I wanna watch it now lol. Where do i find it?
Kid: “Is my car fucked?”
Officer: *Looks up at pole on top of car* “Yeah, there’s some damage”
0:56 "focked"
Naaa it will buff out!!lol
😂😂😂
This is comedic on so many levels but I'm glad no one was seriously injured. The way his body cam pans to the whole stop light on the car's roof. Wow, I can't imagine being this hammered behind the wheel.
Hahahaha 😂🤣
i don’t think bodycam videos can get more chill than this.
You gotta love how this kid repeats every single question that the officer asks.
@ "be honest with me".. be honest with you? "Yea" .. Alright.. I took a xanax.. yesterday
i think he did it to buy himself more time to answer the question 😂😂
Product of xanax 😂😂
@@Matt-od1do Alright....I took a half a one when I was smoking pot 2 hours ago! 😜
@@justinwinston4864 Oh no dude! I take a Xanax (legally prescribed of course) to help me sleep! Trust me....I don't act like THAT!
Whoever let this man leave the spot like that and while driving, aren’t his people.
Facts
The guy he was with literally took videos and uploaded it online for internet points which just gave the cops more evidence to tack on more charges. Hopefully he rethinks his friendships after this
Sooo the passenger lol
Seriously, the dude shouldn’t have been walking down the street, let alone driving. He was clearly wasted.
@@Max-xr2ij Passenger was impaired too judging by his speech in the videos at the end
The best comment...
"Can I just drive it home. I live 3 blocks away"
"No, there is a pole on it"
"What if we like... remove the pole"
I'm dying 😂
Mine was “I think I shit my pants”
Timestamp?
@@RIFLQ 5:45
he had a point tho
@@thedarkbrightlight8355 lame
Dude is absolutely torched
Cop: “Tilt your head back and estimate the passage of 30 seconds.”
Kid: “Imaginate the past?”
The prophecy is true
😂😂☠️
Lmaooo
How'd the cops not burst out laughing? Lol
I can't believe this was a real quote, I'm glad the guy provided the time stamp
Has a stop light on top of him
Rolls down window*
“Hi, how’s it going 😏”
Lmfao ikr
😂 then officer, " Can you step out?"
"Yeah I got you 😎"
Bruh😂😂😂
@@d.h.9239 💀😭
He was trying so hard to act natural
Him: *hits the pole and lowers the window*
Also him: “how you doing officer what seems to be the problem?”
It would have been fully if the cop said...the problem? Well, you have a traffic light, don't walk sign and pole on top of your car! 🤣
LMAO!!!
Every lawbreaker ever
What seems to be the officer, problem?
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Were you paying attention? "No, bro. Not at all" " at least you got that brush guard. " This guy is a gold mine.
“Is my car fucked?”
“No it’s just some light damage”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH IM DYING BROO
Gold comment there 🤣
Barz
😂😂😂😂
I see what you did here
Driver:”Is my car fucked?”
**looks at stop light laying on the roof
Officer:”I mean…”
LOL
These comments have me weak 🤣💀
It will buff out
@@auty3594 hahaha right I love it
This fucking killed me
The breath test cracked me up. You could see his excitement with the anticipation of a test he could pass.
Lmaoooo
I thought the same thing. He's not the sharpest knife in the drawer. I almost fell off my chair when the were giving the eye test and he said, "I am not good at this"!
I bet he actually thought he could swing it mind over matter WRONG!
20:33
"you in school?"
"me?"
answers every question with a question without fail 😂😂😂
“Can u step out of then car man?”
“Yeah I got u” LMAOOOO the way he said it
This made me laugh too 😂😂
💀💀💀
Reminds me of my stoner buddy to a tee😂😂😂
LMAO
facts 🤣🤣
This kid is a walking meme. "How's it going?" "Is it totaled?" "Can I drive it away if we move the pole?" "7 Mississippi, 9 Mississippi" "Am I going to jail for this?" "Can I hit my vape one more time?"
Instant classic.
Alpha male right there hahaha
Leave the guy alone man
@@Dave-Jackson He ran a red light and hit someone, he's lucky he didn't kill anyone. 0% sympathetic for this guy.
You’re part of the problem with why society tanked and sucks.
and they do the sobriety test right next to the road. i was waiting for him to fall into oncoming traffic
“I had eye surgery not too long ago.”
“When exactly?”
“Couple years ago”
Haha. Too funny!
"So your eyes are fine now?
"...Yea"
"I JUST bought that car. I just bought it!" Later "I bought that car like 4 or 5 weeks ago". Dude's concept of time is waaaaay off.
to be fair, a couple years is the "other day" for me.
That's real shit tho I had a cornea transplant that got me out a drunk driving incident
@@hernandezmarkie7382 so someone died and gave your there cornea just so you can be an idiot and possibly kill someone drinking and driving
Man this is a great episode of Beavis and Butthead.
This is the weirdest SubWay commercial I've ever seen.
😂 Best comment for sure!
I was noticing the Subway in the back and then I see this comment.😄
I dunno, still better than using a pedophile.
Hahaha I'm hungry
LOL I was about to make this comment
Officer: Holy shit, that guy just crashed into me
Teenager: Hey, how’s it going
Lmao 🤣 dude I literally laughed out loud at this hard hahaha
Typical day in Wisconsin
@@RonMarish that's pathetic.
LMFAAO best comment ever
@@Paige-Turnner yeah most the northern states are dwi central, hence why your first dui in wisco is a traffic not criminal offense. The north always talks down on the south being dumb but as someone from the north(sh!tcago) Ill tell you ppl from the south atleast have the brains to know when to be quiet
The initial "Hey how's it going" with a traffic light draped over his car kills me 😂😂
He said is my car fucked?
How tf did I not notice at first😂😂
Timestamp?
He sounds like Frito Pendejo from Idiocracy.
That is fucking hilarious I was dying at the same thing 🤣🤣😭🤝
"Do you think it's totaled?" LMAO dude... what?!
"Is my car fucked?"
Proceeds to look at an entire traffic light on top of his car 🤣🤣
😂
I was fucking dying at that part 😂😂
It was dark
"Do you think i can drive the car home?"
"Theres a street pole on it"
"Well ya but if we just move the pole"
🤣🤣🤣 it’s a fair point
he's stoned and clueless. front end of car is trashed and he wants to know if it's drivable smh!
he's a practical guy
@@shadowofthenighthawk 🤣
@@sammic974 to be fair, I just drove my car home with a blown engine and frame split in two. Though, it did stall twice!
Officer: “Any problems with your eyes?”
Kid: “Yeah, I just had eye surgery recently.”
Officer: “How long ago was that?”
Kid: “A couple years ago.”
Are you able to do this?
Me? No 😂😂😂
I had the same surgery a couple years ago n still have some issues lol
Haha I’m dead 😂😂
Lol
Kid: lazy eye
Kid: they brought it back
Lol!
What a great friend he has. Posting everything for the world to see and potentially making his charges worse
"I smoked a joint like three days ago"
"Completely understandable. Have a good day."
😂😂
Lmao
Lmfao
And he is still high🤣
I'm sure he was so stoned. And he knows weed doesn't get out of your system for 30 days. So he knew he will test positive. Might as well say it was a couple days ago
“That boy is about as sharp as a bowling ball”.
That’s an interesting joke because bowling balls are spherical objects so there is no sharpness in it. So your basically saying that this guy is not intelligent or really unintelligent. That’s rude. No ones laughing at your joke especially after I had to break it down.
@@ryanthepianoman27 that’s what the point of the joke was lol
@@ryanthepianoman27 That is absolutely what he's saying, and based on the state the driver was on it I think it's a fair analogy, and there was no need for you to break it down as I think it's quite obvious to the vast majority. lol BTW Apparently 170+ people thus far think it's pretty funny so speak for yourself.
Ryan completely missed the joke. Lmfao
@@ryanthepianoman27 Lol. i am not sure if your joking or supper weird.
Dudes ability to repeat the cops questions is off the charts.
Dudes english teacher was not messing around about proper grammar and complete sentences
you can tell he’s still processing it still as he’s re-asking it back to him
And not get a breathalyzer or ask if he's been drinking can't make this up🤔
@@livelife4228TBAS because he was on Xanax not alcohol.
@@FrunkisOreilly first thought, dude probably keeps forgetting everything he’s saying
What a polite, respectful and calm exchange. If only all exchanges could be like that.
"I didn't see the red"
*streetlight literally lodged into his windshield *
Lmao
that's a very popular scion mod, so I understand the confusion
😂☝🏽
Damn lol 😂
I just cried laughing. Thank you for this😭
“I may have shit my pants to be honest with ya”
I respect that
I almost shit myself when he said that😭😂
Lmfao 🤣🤣
🏴☠
Cop says, "OK". lmao
When you gotta go you gotta go
“Can I drive it to my place? It’s only 3 blocks away”
“No, there’s a pole on top of it”
“What if we move the pole”
😂😂😂😭😭 you can’t make this up
they were zooted
He had a valid point if you think about it lol
@@crose6250 they were definitely more than zooted😂
He’s a prime example why alcohol and teens with cars don’t mix at all!😂 he’s also such an idiot like DUDE YOU GOT A TRAFFIC LIGHT POLE ONTOP OF YOUR CAR!!😂
That's so cute
Beavis and Butthead are sure eyeballing that Subway store 😅
there debating if it's worth it to catch another charge. might as well if they are already going down
"Can I drive it home?"
Cop: "Dude, look at it."
"I mean, if we move the pole..." lmaooooo
💀
🤣🤣🤣🤣
dude had to be at work whats the problem!!!
u got insta
That was the best part!! 🤣
"You blew the red, man."
"Yeah, I didn't see it."
Traffic light falls off his car.
😂😂
Yo I actually laughed out loud
😂😂😂
Comment of the Year Award goes to
Hahahahaha
Take a shot every time he asks “Do you think it’s totaled?” And you’ll be as hammered as him
He wasn’t drunk tho? 😂
@@joshi7768 Either he was drunk or he was high
@@duskthewolf9884 he was high 100%
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@duskthewolf9884 did u watch it lol he said he was on xans
he is so calm & respectful for the abysmal situation he’s in. 😭
Officer: _“you’re on something else”_
Kid: _“I’ll be honest I took a Xanax…”_
Officer: _“YEP”_
Kid: _“…yesterday”_
Officer: _“NOPE”_
That had me cracking up
Hajajaja
Fr i dont know why everybody thinks he’s stoned weed don’t do all that lol that is definitely xanax.
Kid's so full of Xanax, he started looking like timothee chalamet
Those xans are insane. People in the streets be going crazy after trying 'em.
Don't do drugs, kids.
@@Masterdeber Smoking weed doesn't do that, but if you eat enough edible THC, oh man it is like benzodiazepines and opiates combined. It's honestly scary when you eat too much of it.
My guy couldn't stop incriminating himself, he would have walked himself to jail if he kept getting questioned.
My thoughts exactly
“Are there any other crimes I should know about tonight?”
“Me? Uhh. I stole a shopping cart last week, my bad. Am I goin to jail for this?
@@kylenakamura4353 "am I going to jail for this?!" HahahahahahHHaa
@@gatolibero8329 he legit asked that question 3 times in the video 😅
It's hard to talk to the police when you're high AF. I was waiting to cross at a crosswalk and this car just stops in the middle of the crosswalk for no reason. I get the signal and I'm about to walk around the car and it just takes off and runs through the red light. This is a pretty busy intersection. I don't know how they didn't crash. I don't know who was inside the car but they had to be high or drunk AF.
Rolls down window, “What seems to be the officer, problem?”
I've gone back to this comment while watching 3 times and still laugh XD
😅👍
Lmao
I swear to drunk I'm not God
😂😂😂😂😂😂 you know when you read some texts with the right type of inunciation.
14:06 "cuz I had lazy eyes or whatever 👁️. .👁️ and they bought them back 👁️..👁️” 🤣
"Is my car fucked?"
"I mean...."
*pans up to traffic light on car roof*
This shit so funny
Привет мои брат!
Its artful
I laughed so hard 🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
He’s definitely a “What seems to be the officer problem” type of guy 😂
Randy Marsh...🤣🤣🤣
Lmao.
I read that in his voice 😂
@@jayg6182 Lmaoooo dammit now I’m hearing it in his voice 😂😂😂🤦🏾♀️
@@MontanaDior 😂
*Casually rolls down window* hey how's it going?
Dude... you just blew the red man.
You can keep on knocking, but you can't come in! -Cheech
LMFAO. The jury is gonna love that.
I know right lmao and its like dude u didn't just blow a red light you took the fucking red light with you haha. "Can I just drive it home" cop: dude you have a pole on your car drunk kid: can we move the pole 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@thewikipediabrown007 My license? Isn't it on the back of the bumper man?
Everyone talks about "hey how's it going" and no one talks about 27:27 "we're running from the cops right now going 120"
such a calm interaction lmao. "Hey can you step out man." "Yeah I got you."
When “hey how’s it goin” is your first response to hitting a cop car and having a flashlight pointed at you, you could probably be doing worse.
I dont think homie had the energy to do anything other then be calm. Hommie looked zooted lol
Straw exactly what I was thinking the whole video
@Straw no 😎
@Straw exactly
"Have you had anything to smoke tonight?"
"Me?"
That's a yes.
🤭🤭🤣🤣🥵🥵
911 ? - I need oxygen !
He’s definitely on a Xanax bar
@@warrenhaven2216 fr he is so calm during this whole situation he was barred tf out
@@warrenhaven2216 that was my first thought
Imagine eating your sandwhich in the subway and just watching all this go down. I’d buy a second sandwhich.
I’d keep getting re fills at the fountain that’s what me and my mom do at McDonald’s and watch it all go down
Yeah you guys are so cool now 🙄
@@missingno.5242 bro where you from? In America it's not a big deal to get free refills. Hmm. Cool. Yeah. I'm cool. I can live with that.
Yeah, I'd get away from everyone involved.
@@BugsyBella fair enough
This kid seems like such a nice kid. I’m sure the cops wish all the drunks acted like him.