19 Year Old Impaired Driver Crashes into Police Officer

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  • @gonzo2.0
    @gonzo2.0 3 роки тому +57621

    To the kids defense, that traffic light is hard to see sitting on top of his car.

    • @tow3lliettv309
      @tow3lliettv309 3 роки тому +1885

      you made at least one person laugh today, sir. well done

    • @gonzo2.0
      @gonzo2.0 3 роки тому +172

      @@tow3lliettv309 👍👍

    • @jamesbond-pr5jl
      @jamesbond-pr5jl 3 роки тому +288

      Fuck is that savage haha

    • @ikaros4203
      @ikaros4203 3 роки тому +93

      Lmfao

    • @gonzo2.0
      @gonzo2.0 3 роки тому +21

      @@ikaros4203 👍👍

  • @vjimenez8
    @vjimenez8 Рік тому +14601

    Absolutely smashes the 💩 outta his car, the traffic light AND the cop car and greets the officer with “Hey man, how’s it going?” 💀💀💀

  • @cynicalsayonara7169
    @cynicalsayonara7169 2 роки тому +25052

    This guy is the living embodiment of the word “bruh”.

  • @jorgegutierrez3882
    @jorgegutierrez3882 7 місяців тому +2022

    Bro is still coughing from the joint he smoked 3 days ago. 😭

    • @AireeaFifty1
      @AireeaFifty1 6 місяців тому +19

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 👌🏽 BEST COMMENT

    • @John-mf6ky
      @John-mf6ky 6 місяців тому +10

      Bro got that gas 😂

    • @russellboone6759
      @russellboone6759 6 місяців тому +8

      Good joke but there really is something released during air bag deployments that burns your chest and make you cough.

    • @AireeaFifty1
      @AireeaFifty1 6 місяців тому

      Lol why would we feel bad when he shouldn’t have been on the road in the first damn place? The fuq?

    • @amberonenonly
      @amberonenonly 3 місяці тому +4

      ​@@russellboone6759 his air bag didn't deploy

  • @coult45usmc
    @coult45usmc 2 роки тому +25417

    “I smoked a joint like 3 days ago”
    And he’s still stoned. That’s some good shit

    • @dannyjack659
      @dannyjack659 2 роки тому +1042

      Yea that drug dealer should be the richest man ever with that kind of super drug.

    • @ocdemon8999
      @ocdemon8999 2 роки тому +196

      @@dannyjack659 reggie bud laced with PCP be like

    • @sandlotion
      @sandlotion 2 роки тому +69

      lol inb4 it was actually 3 hours ago

    • @jennnii0
      @jennnii0 2 роки тому +55

      I KNOw when he said that I died like what

    • @steadyashegoes7763
      @steadyashegoes7763 2 роки тому +86

      Where does he get his stuff and what's the phone number?
      Asking for a friend...

  • @CodenameZoro
    @CodenameZoro Рік тому +5578

    The way he asks "is my car fucked?" In the most nonchalant voice and then the camera veers up to the traffic light resting on top of the car is just pure comedic gold

    • @z_8024
      @z_8024 Рік тому +190

      “Got some good damage there man”

    • @iUnderstand
      @iUnderstand Рік тому +8

      Yezzir. Did you see the video at the end?

    • @seanp9157
      @seanp9157 Рік тому +49

      Cop says, "my cruiser is totaled too....". Two minutes later- "Is your cop car ok man?"

    • @Bucsfan124ever1
      @Bucsfan124ever1 Рік тому +13

      Lol that made me spit out my coffee onto phone laughing at that shit

    • @Bucsfan124ever1
      @Bucsfan124ever1 Рік тому

      @@seanp9157 lmfao!!!

  • @gaelgalvan4259
    @gaelgalvan4259 3 роки тому +45715

    My boi has a whole stoplight on his vehicle and he just causally rolls the window down and says “hey how’s it going” 💀😭

  • @taylorpack7705
    @taylorpack7705 6 місяців тому +500

    This has got to be the strangest subway commercial I’ve ever seen.

    • @ashtondillard6906
      @ashtondillard6906 6 місяців тому +5

      I was just about to comment on the product placement 💀💀💀

    • @harperosswald7488
      @harperosswald7488 4 місяці тому +2

      this made me laugh so hard

    • @JaimeyDaryRivera
      @JaimeyDaryRivera 3 місяці тому +5

      Well, Jared IS in jail. They need a new guy 😅

    • @tylercando6496
      @tylercando6496 3 місяці тому

      😂😂 he looks slim and fit.

    • @cesargatica2630
      @cesargatica2630 2 місяці тому +1

      This legit cracked me up lmao thank you

  • @BuddDwyer
    @BuddDwyer Рік тому +6307

    “Think I might have shit my pants to be honest with you”
    Honesty is the best policy

    • @Game-ib3ql
      @Game-ib3ql Рік тому +14

      Tried calling you, but you never pick up.

    • @nene3857
      @nene3857 Рік тому +93

      Well, he did say he had to shit real bad. I'm sure the crash did the trick.😅

    • @policialnoseua
      @policialnoseua Рік тому +73

      Cop: I want you to close your eyes and estimate the passing of 30 seconds
      Driver: Like what happened right here?
      He thought the cop wanted him to walk him through what had happened with his eyes closed 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @GaryABArmstrong
      @GaryABArmstrong Рік тому +9

      It was the highlight of the video.

    • @izzyjones7108
      @izzyjones7108 Рік тому +22

      "I had to shit so bad..> that is basically his reason

  • @Savagely-Average
    @Savagely-Average Рік тому +9749

    This one is weird. I have never seen someone so obliterated that they can't even remotely pass these tests, yet also be one of the most compliant suspects ever.

    • @titon7608
      @titon7608 Рік тому +946

      Some say you are more like yourself when you're drunk. This kid seems nice, he apologizes and makes sure the officer and care are okay, but is definetly an idiot for thinking he was anywhere near sober enough to drive. Nice to see how compliant he is. I hope he gets set on track after this.

    • @bradford_shaun_murray
      @bradford_shaun_murray Рік тому +47

      0:01 ..dudesta, like seriously!!!? Really!!!?

    • @DazHotep6EQUJ5
      @DazHotep6EQUJ5 Рік тому +296

      Weed and Xanax are both downers, generally people use them to calm down and relax and if you combine the two the effects increase exponentially. You become almost lethargic. I know a guy who in my town that constantly takes d10s, they are basically Xanax I think and he's like a zombie.

    • @luisbill1394
      @luisbill1394 Рік тому +34

      Pills

    • @mrblonde2912
      @mrblonde2912 Рік тому +150

      Way different then alcohol… he should be in bed watching tv on that shit

  • @Jay-du3tp
    @Jay-du3tp 2 роки тому +8910

    He asked the cop "how's it going" like he was getting ready to order food at the drive thru.

  • @stryfe7467
    @stryfe7467 7 місяців тому +1146

    Dude is so stoned, yet he's perfectly compliant and pretty respectful, in addition to the ridiculously nonchalant attitude. One of the best stops I've seen

    • @chill3282
      @chill3282 6 місяців тому +37

      Well…. He is stoned 😂

    • @shdanko
      @shdanko 6 місяців тому +45

      That’s generally the attitude of stoned people counter to popular belief

    • @macejunas2
      @macejunas2 6 місяців тому +27

      ⁠exactly … if you are normally a semi reasonable person weed will only enhance your reasonability.

    • @Smokingmethandcrack
      @Smokingmethandcrack 6 місяців тому +2

      @@macejunas2lmao facts

    • @robertthomas6906
      @robertthomas6906 5 місяців тому +41

      Hes not just stoned he admitted to taking xanax and thats definetly the primary intoxicant here. Hes so compliant because xanax makes you just not give a shit about anything.

  • @ytsn_THE_OG
    @ytsn_THE_OG 2 роки тому +6417

    You're already driving impaired, you have someone with you, you're on a road that looks like it gets a good bit of traffic, and of all things you hit a cop. Just outstanding.

    • @Mark-uh4zd
      @Mark-uh4zd 2 роки тому +143

      Couldn’t really get much worse… unless he hit and injured or god forbid liked somebody. Complete dolt
      I did lose it when the cops said “park the car” and the kid looks down and says “park the car? It is parked.”

    • @pkernoob786
      @pkernoob786 2 роки тому +54

      Lol it could probably only get worse If he tried to fight the cops or flee. It's still amazing though

    • @keyakaabag6017
      @keyakaabag6017 2 роки тому +74

      @@Mark-uh4zd it got worse, his friend putting that on social media 👌🤦‍♂️😂😂😫😫😫

    • @keyakaabag6017
      @keyakaabag6017 2 роки тому

      @@pkernoob786 they don’t look like the Antifa Blm type.

    • @itslocro
      @itslocro 2 роки тому +25

      @@keyakaabag6017Yeah, they went from “we running from police right now going 120” to “yes sir, I’m so sorry sir” so fast. But their video sure didn’t show that part! 😂 LAMES!

  • @morganjs7414
    @morganjs7414 2 роки тому +6345

    “It’s not gonna drive it’s got a pole on top of it.”
    “Well if you move the pole..”
    he’s not drunk. He’s enlightened.

  • @zachf748
    @zachf748 3 роки тому +32814

    The casual *“hey, how’s it going”* Like there isn’t a stop light on top of his car. Lol

    • @onekcali
      @onekcali 3 роки тому +312

      Lmao.

    • @TheFadedSpade35
      @TheFadedSpade35 3 роки тому +299

      LOOOOOOOL STOP THIS

    • @fungushair6068
      @fungushair6068 3 роки тому +534

      So fukn funny how the noise from the falling off traffic light shocks him 🤣🤣

    • @davidca96
      @davidca96 3 роки тому +400

      I cracked up at that part, and when he casually tells the officer hes going to shit his pants.

    • @DazedMMJ87
      @DazedMMJ87 3 роки тому +9

      Lol.

  • @oswaldomayberry9260
    @oswaldomayberry9260 5 місяців тому +258

    What a great friend filming the worst moment of his buddy’s life and posting it for everyone to see

    • @Apollo_Blaze
      @Apollo_Blaze 3 місяці тому +21

      To them it's something to be proud of. How pathetic.

    • @giuseppenero110
      @giuseppenero110 2 місяці тому +2

      The generation of Ai

    • @Silentauditor974
      @Silentauditor974 2 місяці тому +5

      They see it a s a badge of honour. Happens on England all the time.

    • @cajuncraftysue
      @cajuncraftysue Місяць тому +3

      What happened to being ashamed? Guess that went out when cellphones with cameras came along. SMH

    • @hannahszuch5450
      @hannahszuch5450 Місяць тому +1

      I thought that it might have been a body cam.... What a GREAT friend!

  • @flogoph13
    @flogoph13 2 роки тому +10550

    Lmfao the way he rolls down his window and casually says “Hey how’s it goin” like he didn’t just take down an entire damn stoplight 😂

    • @mathiaskanuck6759
      @mathiaskanuck6759 2 роки тому +47

      Bahaha

    • @abcbizarre
      @abcbizarre 2 роки тому +125

      And side swipe a cop car.

    • @Euph3mia
      @Euph3mia 2 роки тому +120

      Nearly pissed myself when he said that.

    • @phyush355
      @phyush355 2 роки тому +107

      After that he says, yo is my car f*****. priceless, priceless, respect bro. Dude park the car man

    • @adriancornea52
      @adriancornea52 2 роки тому +7

      🤣🤣

  • @jamrhein2
    @jamrhein2 3 роки тому +6226

    He had the right to remain silent, but not the ability.

    • @chewface
      @chewface 3 роки тому +27

      Lol

    • @gnrosi2029
      @gnrosi2029 3 роки тому +32

      genius comment

    • @MrFlamingpride
      @MrFlamingpride 3 роки тому +46

      Love me some Ron White.

    • @jamrhein2
      @jamrhein2 3 роки тому +8

      @@MrFlamingpride someone gets it ❤

    • @farttots5718
      @farttots5718 3 роки тому +33

      Everything you say can and WILL be used against you in the court of law. Don't ever talk to the police. Lawyers first. Even an honest mistake can be turned against you and misconstrued into an intent vs an accident.

  • @MelodiusRL
    @MelodiusRL 3 роки тому +9821

    “You got anything in your pockets?”
    “Yeah I got some change”
    *tries to hand the cop his change*
    “You can keep that.”

    • @Bullet44
      @Bullet44 3 роки тому +339

      Lmao! My dad recently got a dui. The cop comes to the window & asks for his driver's license, so my dad reaches in his pocket, pulls out a wad of cash & tries to hand it to the officer haha

    • @8djd
      @8djd 3 роки тому +17

      Lol that was pretty funny

    • @mikeyg923
      @mikeyg923 3 роки тому +46

      @@Bullet44 hahahaha drive thru DUI, Luckily he didn't ask for Fries 🍟😅

    • @YungZaBuu
      @YungZaBuu 3 роки тому +4

      I’m weak 🤣

    • @RIFLQ
      @RIFLQ 3 роки тому +1

      Timestamp?

  • @tannerc900
    @tannerc900 7 місяців тому +186

    I love how this dude repeats every question before answering

  • @user-xy7le4nb1p
    @user-xy7le4nb1p 3 роки тому +6558

    That joint he smoked 6 years ago is now taking effect

    • @dubbeatdown
      @dubbeatdown 3 роки тому +50

      He said 3 days ago

    • @user-xy7le4nb1p
      @user-xy7le4nb1p 3 роки тому +399

      @@dubbeatdown not that joint, I'm talking about the joint he smoked 6 years ago

    • @dom2661
      @dom2661 3 роки тому +7

      Lool

    • @loganjk8990
      @loganjk8990 3 роки тому +102

      Creeps up on you bro that good kush

    • @ouhkub
      @ouhkub 3 роки тому +35

      Ima need that plug bro

  • @jamest1148
    @jamest1148 3 роки тому +13094

    It seems funny, but the sad truth is that he could have just as easily killed somebody.

    • @jkennerson123
      @jkennerson123 3 роки тому +97

      But did anybody die?

    • @Ab.gs3
      @Ab.gs3 3 роки тому +1289

      @@jkennerson123 no, but driving high on anything isn’t smart. It’s stupidly selfish. You could easily kill someone. Just as bad as driving drunk

    • @josiecamilo7098
      @josiecamilo7098 3 роки тому +167

      True. Reminds me of a night I saw two guys literally run up a street light pole vertically. Scary site.

    • @deandrepitts2131
      @deandrepitts2131 3 роки тому +64

      Yes!!!! Not just that, they probably released him without charges!!!

    • @fourq2049
      @fourq2049 3 роки тому +160

      @@deandrepitts2131 That's about white

  • @toaster816
    @toaster816 3 роки тому +9289

    A traffic light sits atop his roof, “is my car fucked??”. Gold.

    • @robjohnson1138
      @robjohnson1138 3 роки тому +251

      “I didn’t see the light.”
      Well yeah, it’s on top of your car.

    • @breakingames7772
      @breakingames7772 3 роки тому +17

      I'll sheer off some traffic signal poles if I had to pinch a loaf too.

    • @misterrain837
      @misterrain837 3 роки тому +8

      His roof, which is shattered all over him and his friend. Smh. 🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @mr.mirchenstein6549
      @mr.mirchenstein6549 3 роки тому +21

      The cops camera work was priceless there too! 😂

    • @gblueslover8807
      @gblueslover8807 3 роки тому +8

      Answer to HIS QUESTION:
      *"YES, BUT YOUR BRAIN SHOWS THE MOST DAMAGE"*

  • @brockpollard6457
    @brockpollard6457 7 місяців тому +321

    The friend filming the whole test has me rolling

    • @jhoscar007
      @jhoscar007 6 місяців тому +11

      fr how didn’t they notice

    • @EthanSimpson-p7s
      @EthanSimpson-p7s 5 місяців тому

      @@jhoscar007watch at the end they cops have the videos on a computer

    • @aquacs2
      @aquacs2 4 місяці тому +3

      @@jhoscar007 u realize they dontgaf

  • @Quelbischero
    @Quelbischero 3 роки тому +1784

    "hey, how's it going?"
    10/10 for smoothness.

    • @adamburdt8794
      @adamburdt8794 3 роки тому +72

      In his mind: I'm totally killin' this right now.

    • @jdeezil20
      @jdeezil20 3 роки тому +46

      Officer: Can you please step out of the car.
      Suspect: ya I gotchu
      😂🤣

    • @JK-vz6wu
      @JK-vz6wu 3 роки тому +6

      @@jdeezil20 Oh yeah gotchu bro no worries 👍 ✊🤜🤛how's your night going?

    • @alanasbury84
      @alanasbury84 3 роки тому +1

      Smooth as 80 grit sandpaper

  • @joshi7768
    @joshi7768 3 роки тому +4734

    I lost it when the suspect rolled his window down and greeted the cop with a “how’s it going?”... pole laying on top of the vehicle, and car totaled. Eyes red as shit.. LEGENDARY 😂

    • @colinmahony2274
      @colinmahony2274 3 роки тому +45

      Haha Same here.when he starts driving with it on the hood.so good

    • @Campfacer
      @Campfacer 3 роки тому +13

      OMG I lost it!! 😂

    • @oleksandrmirza
      @oleksandrmirza 3 роки тому +8

      one funny comment

    • @KittredgeRitter
      @KittredgeRitter 3 роки тому +14

      Why is this not a decent place to park? Fear and loathing in Las Vegas line.

    • @waynedonoghue4071
      @waynedonoghue4071 3 роки тому +21

      Talking in slow motion face like a bag of smashed crabs 😂

  • @lawnchaser
    @lawnchaser 3 роки тому +5723

    He not only blew the red-light, he took it with him.

  • @sarahhardy4991
    @sarahhardy4991 6 місяців тому +115

    The “mississippi’s” while counting out 9 steps killed me 😭

    • @Jack-jx6ln
      @Jack-jx6ln Місяць тому +3

      So fucking funny

    • @SlimShadyTinBaby
      @SlimShadyTinBaby 4 дні тому +3

      18:23 right before that he had to use his fingers to see which is his right and left foot 🤣 puts his thumb and pointer out to see which one creates the L for left 💀💀💀

  • @davidsaucedo6102
    @davidsaucedo6102 3 роки тому +7675

    Rolls down the window “ Hey how’s it going” fucking legendary

    • @joshi7768
      @joshi7768 3 роки тому +275

      Eyes red as shit 😂😂

    • @CaButa
      @CaButa 3 роки тому +341

      Dude was in a different dimension

    • @mikelong2756
      @mikelong2756 3 роки тому +118

      This could be a legendary meme fr fr 😂

    • @mattJT87
      @mattJT87 3 роки тому +202

      What seems to be the officer, problem?

    • @AlanClapp2
      @AlanClapp2 3 роки тому +45

      Lmao epic, and the yeah, I got you"....putz... lol

  • @skimasker3049
    @skimasker3049 3 роки тому +6268

    Is there a problem officer? Guy literally has street light dangling from the roof of his car.

  • @svendays
    @svendays 3 роки тому +7823

    "I smoked a joint three days ago."
    Damn, that is some dank weed he was smoking.

    • @colin_rly7507
      @colin_rly7507 3 роки тому +40

      😂😂😂

    • @liilaztwothree3452
      @liilaztwothree3452 3 роки тому +2

      ua-cam.com/video/eSrmmNphM_I/v-deo.html

    • @NV-yn6qz
      @NV-yn6qz 3 роки тому +18

      😂😂😂

    • @jacobfree21
      @jacobfree21 3 роки тому +91

      Where’d he get it I wonder.. so I can avoid that place...

    • @ApeJayy
      @ApeJayy 3 роки тому +11

      i was like # 420 ;)

  • @Arsenelli11
    @Arsenelli11 7 місяців тому +93

    “I can’t drive it back to my place?!” Followed by “well if we move the pole?” Has me in fucking stitches🤣

  • @904Anonymous
    @904Anonymous 3 роки тому +9374

    "There's no such thing as bad publicity."
    - Subway

    • @ext93
      @ext93 3 роки тому +135

      Seeing that subway logo really made me want to get Jimmy John's. Subway is straight laxative. I always get diarrhea from that fake shit

    • @danthomas6587
      @danthomas6587 3 роки тому +59

      Is that what Jarrod's lawyer told them as he was going to jail for rape?

    • @hebson21
      @hebson21 3 роки тому +32

      @@danthomas6587 i hear Jared's still reppin subway shirts in the joint, he's makin the guards mad hungry.

    • @zachwbc
      @zachwbc 3 роки тому +34

      Dude... I ordered and ate subway within the time I watched this. I'm at work so I've been starting and stopping a lot. I think I just figured out why I felt like ordering subway haha.

    • @IPray4TheComforter
      @IPray4TheComforter 3 роки тому +1

      niceee

  • @tylerr535
    @tylerr535 3 роки тому +8909

    Guy- “Is my car fucked? “
    Cop looks at the traffic light sitting on top of the car. “I mean you got some good damage here man”
    😂😂😂😂

    • @justanumber5674
      @justanumber5674 3 роки тому +118

      Yes , Comedy Gold. I did a lol when that happened.

    • @xallykatx2580
      @xallykatx2580 3 роки тому +8

      Best comment

    • @Jasper118
      @Jasper118 3 роки тому +110

      That and the “you blew the red light”
      “I didn’t see it”
      I mean it’s on your windshield now

    • @TWBIAP
      @TWBIAP 3 роки тому +12

      "that's a lot of damage"

    • @SupraFootwear2013
      @SupraFootwear2013 3 роки тому +10

      It’s slightly fucked tbh

  • @mumtazsheikh690
    @mumtazsheikh690 2 роки тому +8408

    The driver's casual "Hey hows it going?" With an entire telephone poll sitting on his car makes me laugh every time

    • @CherryZ
      @CherryZ 2 роки тому +160

      telephone pole?

    • @mydogeatspuke
      @mydogeatspuke 2 роки тому +399

      Sir, that's a traffic light pole.

    • @GreatwhiteShark88
      @GreatwhiteShark88 2 роки тому +45

      Not sure its a telephone poll tough.

    • @sanandreasX
      @sanandreasX 2 роки тому +83

      @@GreatwhiteShark88 You guys gonna just repeat eachother for how long?

    • @GreatwhiteShark88
      @GreatwhiteShark88 2 роки тому +35

      @@sanandreasX and you are who now?

  • @joeypritchard6320
    @joeypritchard6320 6 місяців тому +116

    “Did I run a red light?”
    “Bro the light is on your car”

    • @Chad-vb6du
      @Chad-vb6du 2 місяці тому

      yes you literally ran over a red light

  • @MrM0saic
    @MrM0saic 3 роки тому +2170

    You blew the red
    “Yeah I know I didn’t see it.”
    **Lights on top of the car 😂😂😂😂**

    • @LukeRennalds
      @LukeRennalds 3 роки тому +30

      “Oh there’s the light.”

    • @That..Guy..
      @That..Guy.. 3 роки тому +12

      “I think you might be right. I’m not sure though, it happened so fast” lol

    • @Ramy_Ramz
      @Ramy_Ramz 3 роки тому +1

      The red is missing tho I didn't see it

    • @williambearden863
      @williambearden863 3 роки тому +3

      Lmao u got me crying hahaha

    • @jaminova_1969
      @jaminova_1969 3 роки тому +1

      "Hey, how's it going?"

  • @jchetra83
    @jchetra83 3 роки тому +6508

    He asks “Is my car fucked?” Bro there’s literally a stoplight on your car!

    • @fabianmichaelgockner5988
      @fabianmichaelgockner5988 3 роки тому +94

      I just like how the police officer just looks up so high that we can see the stop light on body cam and continues the conversation.

    • @TheMattc999
      @TheMattc999 3 роки тому +12

      @jchetra83 yeah, but is it cool to drive?.....

    • @Prophetofcthulhu
      @Prophetofcthulhu 3 роки тому +11

      It is fucked by a spotlight.... I will see myself out

    • @waynedonoghue4071
      @waynedonoghue4071 3 роки тому +17

      Kid: 12:07
      Cop: ✍swouwntoo✍souside✍suwogesuwog✍noobong✍

    • @cesaravegah3787
      @cesaravegah3787 3 роки тому +10

      "Not as fucked as you are man"

  • @Alex-un7ug
    @Alex-un7ug 3 роки тому +2579

    “I did not even see the red light” hits different when the entire stoplight is toppled over onto the car LMAOO

    • @chris-vecchio
      @chris-vecchio 3 роки тому +38

      Best comment. Didn't even see it after it landed on his car 🤣

    • @krystal7710
      @krystal7710 3 роки тому +1

      Lmao

    • @pablowithrice1593
      @pablowithrice1593 3 роки тому +2

      Underrated comment right here.

    • @samikay9599
      @samikay9599 3 роки тому +6

      I mean how was he going to be able to see it? It was on top of his car.

    • @ishtimal
      @ishtimal 3 роки тому +12

      He didn't see the light, he is the light.

  • @longcat45
    @longcat45 6 місяців тому +73

    i'll give him credit, he's very cooperative and friendly the entire way through to the best of his ability, i hope he gets help he doesn't seem like a bad guy overall

    • @rtaskyy
      @rtaskyy 2 місяці тому +8

      This is probably a kid with good parents but some bad friends

    • @Jack-jx6ln
      @Jack-jx6ln Місяць тому +2

      Yeah, he's a good kid who made a dumb mistake. I can't judge, I drive high all the time at his age. Not proud of it.

  • @tirke6599
    @tirke6599 3 роки тому +5835

    Damn, imagine how he looked on the first day of that joint.

  • @th3epcplayer958
    @th3epcplayer958 3 роки тому +4077

    “Is my car fucked?”
    Body camera immediately looks up to a traffic signal sitting on his roof...

    • @arthurias7693
      @arthurias7693 3 роки тому +123

      Peak comedy

    • @APolishPlayer
      @APolishPlayer 3 роки тому +26

      @@arthurias7693 a man of comedy culture.

    • @eke8652
      @eke8652 3 роки тому +40

      I lost it at that point 💀

    • @imnotsurewhy
      @imnotsurewhy 3 роки тому +40

      I lost it at the end when they watched the driver's friend's Snapchat videos😂

    • @dxquinnno
      @dxquinnno 3 роки тому +13

      I think the condition of the car should be the least of his worries haha

  • @ig8737
    @ig8737 3 роки тому +2580

    He asks, "is my car f*cked?" Like there's not a whole traffic signal light on it. 😂

  • @Gnome46634
    @Gnome46634 8 місяців тому +39

    I love the way this very professional cop talks to him using his name. Seems like a very caring man.

  • @CassHugMonsterx3
    @CassHugMonsterx3 Рік тому +1878

    social anxiety is terrified of this man

    • @danielsimpson501
      @danielsimpson501 Рік тому +171

      It's called Xanax

    • @girllawrin
      @girllawrin 11 місяців тому +7

      Yes. This comment.

    • @julie.1081
      @julie.1081 11 місяців тому +6

      @CassHugMonsterx3- Thanks for the early morning giggle! That's one of the funniest posts I've ever seen!

    • @user-md2fm7ik2z
      @user-md2fm7ik2z 10 місяців тому

      You’re one hot little thing

    • @sagetrevino1826
      @sagetrevino1826 10 місяців тому

      its called no one asked@@danielsimpson501

  • @Toysourboy
    @Toysourboy 3 роки тому +9377

    *Crashes into a pole*
    *Rolls down window*
    "Hey how's it going?"
    Some NPC dialogue right there.

    • @shartsell2013
      @shartsell2013 3 роки тому +330

      What’s the officer problem

    • @elivstheworld6787
      @elivstheworld6787 3 роки тому +7

      😂😂

    • @PizzleTheClown
      @PizzleTheClown 3 роки тому +7

      Bro 🤣🤣🤣

    • @topnineshow
      @topnineshow 3 роки тому +34

      @@shartsell2013 your comment 😂😂😂😂

    • @AudunWangen
      @AudunWangen 3 роки тому +68

      "I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee."

  • @QuitCryingYouLost
    @QuitCryingYouLost 3 роки тому +8362

    Dude just literally rolled down his window and said hey how’s it going like nothing every happened 😂.

    • @nikkiblank8327
      @nikkiblank8327 3 роки тому +128

      I know i laughed so hard

    • @perrijohnson9627
      @perrijohnson9627 3 роки тому +89

      With the stoplight on top of his car. Did he not feel the bump that maybe he hit something?

    • @StainderFin
      @StainderFin 3 роки тому +44

      @@perrijohnson9627 gta 5 player

    • @artgallery7376
      @artgallery7376 3 роки тому +41

      Poor guy.. lol. But on a serious note: this world messes people up.. he got those drugs from messed up people... his too young doesnt know the meanings of life. All your adults.. please teach the young generation or be a good influencers. This kid was on a edge of death.

    • @bitty5095
      @bitty5095 3 роки тому +20

      lucky he did not kill anyone.

  • @godnah
    @godnah 8 місяців тому +88

    Making the guy with a lazy eye follow your finger with his eyes was a BOSS move

  • @jeffblaxk2970
    @jeffblaxk2970 3 роки тому +4168

    “I’m not under the influence officer, I’m under a street light”

  • @brownbeats13
    @brownbeats13 2 роки тому +8394

    If body cams didn’t exist, I feel like no one would’ve believed the cops story😂

    • @heatherbiello529
      @heatherbiello529 2 роки тому +42

      Lmao probably not.

    • @ayumu-senpaii
      @ayumu-senpaii 2 роки тому +103

      Not to mention the boneheads recorded themselves boasting driving reckless.

    • @edwardsullivan5884
      @edwardsullivan5884 2 роки тому +56

      Luckily the dope's friend documented everything

    • @Delta_Boeing75Y
      @Delta_Boeing75Y 2 роки тому

      ssssssssssssssss

    • @14nads
      @14nads 2 роки тому +8

      @@ayumu-senpaii really? I wanna watch it now lol. Where do i find it?

  • @Andrew-wx3wd
    @Andrew-wx3wd 3 роки тому +2224

    Kid: “Is my car fucked?”
    Officer: *Looks up at pole on top of car* “Yeah, there’s some damage”

    • @randomtees
      @randomtees 3 роки тому +31

      0:56 "focked"

    • @michaeljuarez3355
      @michaeljuarez3355 3 роки тому +13

      Naaa it will buff out!!lol

    • @ganggreen6842
      @ganggreen6842 3 роки тому

      😂😂😂

    • @JuniAku
      @JuniAku 3 роки тому +12

      This is comedic on so many levels but I'm glad no one was seriously injured. The way his body cam pans to the whole stop light on the car's roof. Wow, I can't imagine being this hammered behind the wheel.

    • @pamela1338
      @pamela1338 3 роки тому

      Hahahaha 😂🤣

  • @batimbug124
    @batimbug124 6 місяців тому +12

    i don’t think bodycam videos can get more chill than this.

  • @TheRealBGregz
    @TheRealBGregz 2 роки тому +5101

    You gotta love how this kid repeats every single question that the officer asks.

    • @Matt-od1do
      @Matt-od1do 2 роки тому +213

      @ "be honest with me".. be honest with you? "Yea" .. Alright.. I took a xanax.. yesterday

    • @abwilson__
      @abwilson__ 2 роки тому +185

      i think he did it to buy himself more time to answer the question 😂😂

    • @justinwinston4864
      @justinwinston4864 2 роки тому +44

      Product of xanax 😂😂

    • @retroguy9494
      @retroguy9494 2 роки тому +11

      @@Matt-od1do Alright....I took a half a one when I was smoking pot 2 hours ago! 😜

    • @retroguy9494
      @retroguy9494 2 роки тому +7

      @@justinwinston4864 Oh no dude! I take a Xanax (legally prescribed of course) to help me sleep! Trust me....I don't act like THAT!

  • @SpectateDrake
    @SpectateDrake 3 роки тому +3279

    Whoever let this man leave the spot like that and while driving, aren’t his people.

    • @LeCretin
      @LeCretin 3 роки тому +127

      Facts

    • @ieatslag5947
      @ieatslag5947 3 роки тому +527

      The guy he was with literally took videos and uploaded it online for internet points which just gave the cops more evidence to tack on more charges. Hopefully he rethinks his friendships after this

    • @Max-xr2ij
      @Max-xr2ij 3 роки тому +53

      Sooo the passenger lol

    • @TheJosephPrice
      @TheJosephPrice 3 роки тому +152

      Seriously, the dude shouldn’t have been walking down the street, let alone driving. He was clearly wasted.

    • @roji556
      @roji556 3 роки тому +56

      @@Max-xr2ij Passenger was impaired too judging by his speech in the videos at the end

  • @hattemh6535
    @hattemh6535 3 роки тому +2694

    The best comment...
    "Can I just drive it home. I live 3 blocks away"
    "No, there is a pole on it"
    "What if we like... remove the pole"
    I'm dying 😂

  • @nickcarpenter7713
    @nickcarpenter7713 6 місяців тому +31

    Dude is absolutely torched

  • @soshmars5509
    @soshmars5509 2 роки тому +3634

    Cop: “Tilt your head back and estimate the passage of 30 seconds.”
    Kid: “Imaginate the past?”

    • @redsol3629
      @redsol3629 2 роки тому +175

      The prophecy is true

    • @Wickecl94
      @Wickecl94 2 роки тому +28

      😂😂☠️

    • @FrankWitcha
      @FrankWitcha 2 роки тому +9

      Lmaooo

    • @alepepperoni2563
      @alepepperoni2563 2 роки тому +84

      How'd the cops not burst out laughing? Lol

    • @pukkavidz
      @pukkavidz 2 роки тому +95

      I can't believe this was a real quote, I'm glad the guy provided the time stamp

  • @Not-A-Content-Creator
    @Not-A-Content-Creator 3 роки тому +7843

    Has a stop light on top of him
    Rolls down window*
    “Hi, how’s it going 😏”

  • @ever1892
    @ever1892 2 роки тому +6926

    Him: *hits the pole and lowers the window*
    Also him: “how you doing officer what seems to be the problem?”

    • @retroguy9494
      @retroguy9494 2 роки тому +102

      It would have been fully if the cop said...the problem? Well, you have a traffic light, don't walk sign and pole on top of your car! 🤣

    • @lukedrake1715
      @lukedrake1715 2 роки тому +16

      LMAO!!!

    • @user-vf1zw3wn3m
      @user-vf1zw3wn3m 2 роки тому +9

      Every lawbreaker ever

    • @musicmamma
      @musicmamma 2 роки тому +79

      What seems to be the officer, problem?

    • @spursnation4737
      @spursnation4737 2 роки тому +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @bigj3086
    @bigj3086 6 місяців тому +9

    Were you paying attention? "No, bro. Not at all" " at least you got that brush guard. " This guy is a gold mine.

  • @coastmalone
    @coastmalone 3 роки тому +5147

    “Is my car fucked?”
    “No it’s just some light damage”

  • @TheSilentSerpent1
    @TheSilentSerpent1 3 роки тому +2698

    Driver:”Is my car fucked?”
    **looks at stop light laying on the roof
    Officer:”I mean…”

  • @jasonnikolauk4204
    @jasonnikolauk4204 11 місяців тому +1144

    The breath test cracked me up. You could see his excitement with the anticipation of a test he could pass.

    • @tannerjohnson145
      @tannerjohnson145 8 місяців тому +11

      Lmaoooo

    • @johnrowlette7430
      @johnrowlette7430 7 місяців тому +37

      I thought the same thing. He's not the sharpest knife in the drawer. I almost fell off my chair when the were giving the eye test and he said, "I am not good at this"!

    • @juanelorriaga2840
      @juanelorriaga2840 7 місяців тому +2

      I bet he actually thought he could swing it mind over matter WRONG!

  • @AlexGeerken
    @AlexGeerken Місяць тому +5

    20:33
    "you in school?"
    "me?"
    answers every question with a question without fail 😂😂😂

  • @skulzcrush
    @skulzcrush 3 роки тому +3799

    “Can u step out of then car man?”
    “Yeah I got u” LMAOOOO the way he said it

  • @ghoormann
    @ghoormann 2 роки тому +4004

    This kid is a walking meme. "How's it going?" "Is it totaled?" "Can I drive it away if we move the pole?" "7 Mississippi, 9 Mississippi" "Am I going to jail for this?" "Can I hit my vape one more time?"
    Instant classic.

    • @winning3329
      @winning3329 2 роки тому +90

      Alpha male right there hahaha

    • @Dave-Jackson
      @Dave-Jackson 2 роки тому +23

      Leave the guy alone man

    • @gutts7433
      @gutts7433 2 роки тому +181

      @@Dave-Jackson He ran a red light and hit someone, he's lucky he didn't kill anyone. 0% sympathetic for this guy.

    • @MsNikkieMichelle
      @MsNikkieMichelle 2 роки тому

      You’re part of the problem with why society tanked and sucks.

    • @Leopard3_
      @Leopard3_ 2 роки тому +13

      and they do the sobriety test right next to the road. i was waiting for him to fall into oncoming traffic

  • @jpdst29
    @jpdst29 3 роки тому +6738

    “I had eye surgery not too long ago.”
    “When exactly?”
    “Couple years ago”
    Haha. Too funny!

    • @red2g
      @red2g 3 роки тому +309

      "So your eyes are fine now?
      "...Yea"

    • @BoomerKeith1
      @BoomerKeith1 3 роки тому +195

      "I JUST bought that car. I just bought it!" Later "I bought that car like 4 or 5 weeks ago". Dude's concept of time is waaaaay off.

    • @halflife103
      @halflife103 3 роки тому +99

      to be fair, a couple years is the "other day" for me.

    • @hernandezmarkie7382
      @hernandezmarkie7382 3 роки тому +13

      That's real shit tho I had a cornea transplant that got me out a drunk driving incident

    • @Gizzard4400
      @Gizzard4400 3 роки тому +57

      @@hernandezmarkie7382 so someone died and gave your there cornea just so you can be an idiot and possibly kill someone drinking and driving

  • @kermitkurtz3337
    @kermitkurtz3337 7 місяців тому +33

    Man this is a great episode of Beavis and Butthead.

  • @QUBED
    @QUBED 3 роки тому +3304

    This is the weirdest SubWay commercial I've ever seen.

    • @violetasettle4419
      @violetasettle4419 3 роки тому +30

      😂 Best comment for sure!

    • @nocomment3064
      @nocomment3064 3 роки тому +13

      I was noticing the Subway in the back and then I see this comment.😄

    • @batterybuilding
      @batterybuilding 3 роки тому +16

      I dunno, still better than using a pedophile.

    • @jasonsperatos6412
      @jasonsperatos6412 3 роки тому +5

      Hahaha I'm hungry

    • @FatalShotGG
      @FatalShotGG 3 роки тому +3

      LOL I was about to make this comment

  • @matthewfrancis3210
    @matthewfrancis3210 2 роки тому +2174

    Officer: Holy shit, that guy just crashed into me
    Teenager: Hey, how’s it going

    • @laxxydax3384
      @laxxydax3384 2 роки тому +33

      Lmao 🤣 dude I literally laughed out loud at this hard hahaha

    • @RonMarish
      @RonMarish 2 роки тому +18

      Typical day in Wisconsin

    • @Paige-Turnner
      @Paige-Turnner 2 роки тому +2

      @@RonMarish that's pathetic.

    • @Ravenleighsavalas
      @Ravenleighsavalas 2 роки тому +4

      LMFAAO best comment ever

    • @HoomerbirdG2
      @HoomerbirdG2 2 роки тому +3

      @@Paige-Turnner yeah most the northern states are dwi central, hence why your first dui in wisco is a traffic not criminal offense. The north always talks down on the south being dumb but as someone from the north(sh!tcago) Ill tell you ppl from the south atleast have the brains to know when to be quiet

  • @mikem9497
    @mikem9497 3 роки тому +1028

    The initial "Hey how's it going" with a traffic light draped over his car kills me 😂😂

    • @trevornicholson7824
      @trevornicholson7824 3 роки тому +11

      He said is my car fucked?

    • @exz4064
      @exz4064 3 роки тому +6

      How tf did I not notice at first😂😂

    • @RIFLQ
      @RIFLQ 3 роки тому +4

      Timestamp?

    • @wh1tewolf4
      @wh1tewolf4 3 роки тому +5

      He sounds like Frito Pendejo from Idiocracy.

    • @deejay6252
      @deejay6252 3 роки тому +2

      That is fucking hilarious I was dying at the same thing 🤣🤣😭🤝

  • @westofeden23
    @westofeden23 8 місяців тому +11

    "Do you think it's totaled?" LMAO dude... what?!

  • @JR-kl3cp
    @JR-kl3cp 3 роки тому +607

    "Is my car fucked?"
    Proceeds to look at an entire traffic light on top of his car 🤣🤣

  • @duncanjardine7045
    @duncanjardine7045 2 роки тому +2263

    "Do you think i can drive the car home?"
    "Theres a street pole on it"
    "Well ya but if we just move the pole"

    • @Mouse_Lyne
      @Mouse_Lyne 2 роки тому +92

      🤣🤣🤣 it’s a fair point

    • @sammic974
      @sammic974 2 роки тому +54

      he's stoned and clueless. front end of car is trashed and he wants to know if it's drivable smh!

    • @shadowofthenighthawk
      @shadowofthenighthawk 2 роки тому +52

      he's a practical guy

    • @ALGtheMC
      @ALGtheMC 2 роки тому +1

      @@shadowofthenighthawk 🤣

    • @digistealth
      @digistealth 2 роки тому +8

      @@sammic974 to be fair, I just drove my car home with a blown engine and frame split in two. Though, it did stall twice!

  • @matthewmccormack420
    @matthewmccormack420 2 роки тому +6852

    Officer: “Any problems with your eyes?”
    Kid: “Yeah, I just had eye surgery recently.”
    Officer: “How long ago was that?”
    Kid: “A couple years ago.”

    • @ImNoATM
      @ImNoATM 2 роки тому +146

      Are you able to do this?
      Me? No 😂😂😂

    • @thickchip2694
      @thickchip2694 2 роки тому +86

      I had the same surgery a couple years ago n still have some issues lol

    • @elifields2235
      @elifields2235 2 роки тому +15

      Haha I’m dead 😂😂

    • @jv-sc1fs
      @jv-sc1fs 2 роки тому

      Lol

    • @shanjeevvivekanandarajah511
      @shanjeevvivekanandarajah511 2 роки тому +40

      Kid: lazy eye
      Kid: they brought it back
      Lol!

  • @jordangordon2350
    @jordangordon2350 4 місяці тому +3

    What a great friend he has. Posting everything for the world to see and potentially making his charges worse

  • @edithboozy1000
    @edithboozy1000 3 роки тому +3154

    "I smoked a joint like three days ago"
    "Completely understandable. Have a good day."

    • @JoeCurtis82
      @JoeCurtis82 3 роки тому +15

      😂😂

    • @MrVenom973
      @MrVenom973 3 роки тому +4

      Lmao

    • @chinxxie5857
      @chinxxie5857 3 роки тому

      Lmfao

    • @kirilllagunov735
      @kirilllagunov735 3 роки тому +12

      And he is still high🤣

    • @davidsalinas9
      @davidsalinas9 3 роки тому +32

      I'm sure he was so stoned. And he knows weed doesn't get out of your system for 30 days. So he knew he will test positive. Might as well say it was a couple days ago

  • @GlenGGonsalves
    @GlenGGonsalves 3 роки тому +1757

    “That boy is about as sharp as a bowling ball”.

    • @ryanthepianoman27
      @ryanthepianoman27 3 роки тому +51

      That’s an interesting joke because bowling balls are spherical objects so there is no sharpness in it. So your basically saying that this guy is not intelligent or really unintelligent. That’s rude. No ones laughing at your joke especially after I had to break it down.

    • @skybeamfps121
      @skybeamfps121 3 роки тому +110

      @@ryanthepianoman27 that’s what the point of the joke was lol

    • @0verload
      @0verload 3 роки тому +39

      @@ryanthepianoman27 That is absolutely what he's saying, and based on the state the driver was on it I think it's a fair analogy, and there was no need for you to break it down as I think it's quite obvious to the vast majority. lol BTW Apparently 170+ people thus far think it's pretty funny so speak for yourself.

    • @iceman763
      @iceman763 3 роки тому +34

      Ryan completely missed the joke. Lmfao

    • @benjaminr8961
      @benjaminr8961 3 роки тому +33

      @@ryanthepianoman27 Lol. i am not sure if your joking or supper weird.

  • @Koinoyokan01
    @Koinoyokan01 2 роки тому +4091

    Dudes ability to repeat the cops questions is off the charts.

    • @3C3C33
      @3C3C33 2 роки тому +106

      Dudes english teacher was not messing around about proper grammar and complete sentences

    • @cosmic14x14
      @cosmic14x14 2 роки тому +129

      you can tell he’s still processing it still as he’s re-asking it back to him

    • @livelife4228TBAS
      @livelife4228TBAS 2 роки тому +17

      And not get a breathalyzer or ask if he's been drinking can't make this up🤔

    • @FrunkisOreilly
      @FrunkisOreilly 2 роки тому +41

      @@livelife4228TBAS because he was on Xanax not alcohol.

    • @Groovysmokes23
      @Groovysmokes23 2 роки тому +14

      @@FrunkisOreilly first thought, dude probably keeps forgetting everything he’s saying

  • @karinf4878
    @karinf4878 3 місяці тому +2

    What a polite, respectful and calm exchange. If only all exchanges could be like that.

  • @QbertTehKiller
    @QbertTehKiller 3 роки тому +1167

    "I didn't see the red"
    *streetlight literally lodged into his windshield *

  • @jw1714
    @jw1714 2 роки тому +7676

    “I may have shit my pants to be honest with ya”
    I respect that

    • @7697boem
      @7697boem 2 роки тому +165

      I almost shit myself when he said that😭😂

    • @NixxSlays
      @NixxSlays 2 роки тому +28

      Lmfao 🤣🤣

    • @mfc4591
      @mfc4591 2 роки тому +4

      🏴‍☠

    • @NationandState
      @NationandState 2 роки тому +78

      Cop says, "OK". lmao

    • @lol-km3cj
      @lol-km3cj 2 роки тому +18

      When you gotta go you gotta go

  • @tylariousgaming5637
    @tylariousgaming5637 3 роки тому +3443

    “Can I drive it to my place? It’s only 3 blocks away”
    “No, there’s a pole on top of it”
    “What if we move the pole”
    😂😂😂😭😭 you can’t make this up

    • @crose6250
      @crose6250 3 роки тому +107

      they were zooted

    • @johnnies.verton4432
      @johnnies.verton4432 3 роки тому +121

      He had a valid point if you think about it lol

    • @lfr5852
      @lfr5852 3 роки тому +15

      @@crose6250 they were definitely more than zooted😂

    • @PurdyGirl63
      @PurdyGirl63 3 роки тому +20

      He’s a prime example why alcohol and teens with cars don’t mix at all!😂 he’s also such an idiot like DUDE YOU GOT A TRAFFIC LIGHT POLE ONTOP OF YOUR CAR!!😂

    • @АлександрТарков-л6и
      @АлександрТарков-л6и 3 роки тому +2

      That's so cute

  • @Jessie-w5f
    @Jessie-w5f 3 місяці тому +27

    Beavis and Butthead are sure eyeballing that Subway store 😅

    • @Chad-vb6du
      @Chad-vb6du 2 місяці тому

      there debating if it's worth it to catch another charge. might as well if they are already going down

  • @TheWildMiracle
    @TheWildMiracle 3 роки тому +2227

    "Can I drive it home?"
    Cop: "Dude, look at it."
    "I mean, if we move the pole..." lmaooooo

  • @bigding8977
    @bigding8977 3 роки тому +559

    "You blew the red, man."
    "Yeah, I didn't see it."
    Traffic light falls off his car.

  • @milesbodega2853
    @milesbodega2853 3 роки тому +4561

    Take a shot every time he asks “Do you think it’s totaled?” And you’ll be as hammered as him

  • @fightthefeeling
    @fightthefeeling 11 днів тому +2

    he is so calm & respectful for the abysmal situation he’s in. 😭

  • @peterwonaprize
    @peterwonaprize 2 роки тому +4486

    Officer: _“you’re on something else”_
    Kid: _“I’ll be honest I took a Xanax…”_
    Officer: _“YEP”_
    Kid: _“…yesterday”_
    Officer: _“NOPE”_
    That had me cracking up

    • @iantoney8726
      @iantoney8726 2 роки тому +4

      Hajajaja

    • @Masterdeber
      @Masterdeber 2 роки тому +157

      Fr i dont know why everybody thinks he’s stoned weed don’t do all that lol that is definitely xanax.

    • @koflan
      @koflan 2 роки тому +7

      Kid's so full of Xanax, he started looking like timothee chalamet

    • @3lluminatiii
      @3lluminatiii 2 роки тому +75

      Those xans are insane. People in the streets be going crazy after trying 'em.
      Don't do drugs, kids.

    • @Nervii_Champion
      @Nervii_Champion 2 роки тому +60

      @@Masterdeber Smoking weed doesn't do that, but if you eat enough edible THC, oh man it is like benzodiazepines and opiates combined. It's honestly scary when you eat too much of it.

  • @Sugondees
    @Sugondees 3 роки тому +790

    My guy couldn't stop incriminating himself, he would have walked himself to jail if he kept getting questioned.

    • @gatolibero8329
      @gatolibero8329 3 роки тому +5

      My thoughts exactly

    • @kylenakamura4353
      @kylenakamura4353 3 роки тому +58

      “Are there any other crimes I should know about tonight?”
      “Me? Uhh. I stole a shopping cart last week, my bad. Am I goin to jail for this?

    • @gatolibero8329
      @gatolibero8329 3 роки тому +12

      @@kylenakamura4353 "am I going to jail for this?!" HahahahahahHHaa

    • @kylenakamura4353
      @kylenakamura4353 3 роки тому +1

      @@gatolibero8329 he legit asked that question 3 times in the video 😅

    • @Dragon-Believer
      @Dragon-Believer 3 роки тому +2

      It's hard to talk to the police when you're high AF. I was waiting to cross at a crosswalk and this car just stops in the middle of the crosswalk for no reason. I get the signal and I'm about to walk around the car and it just takes off and runs through the red light. This is a pretty busy intersection. I don't know how they didn't crash. I don't know who was inside the car but they had to be high or drunk AF.

  • @MrMan-sy4ev
    @MrMan-sy4ev 3 роки тому +3105

    Rolls down window, “What seems to be the officer, problem?”

    • @Seruphin
      @Seruphin 3 роки тому +32

      I've gone back to this comment while watching 3 times and still laugh XD

    • @bluevictory1010
      @bluevictory1010 3 роки тому +2

      😅👍

    • @0rder0fLight
      @0rder0fLight 3 роки тому

      Lmao

    • @CyrikDub
      @CyrikDub 3 роки тому +49

      I swear to drunk I'm not God

    • @KushagraTomarMusic
      @KushagraTomarMusic 3 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂 you know when you read some texts with the right type of inunciation.

  • @thekreativeculture9642
    @thekreativeculture9642 3 місяці тому +5

    14:06 "cuz I had lazy eyes or whatever 👁️. .👁️ and they bought them back 👁️..👁️” 🤣

  • @arnodorian9538
    @arnodorian9538 3 роки тому +1806

    "Is my car fucked?"
    "I mean...."
    *pans up to traffic light on car roof*

  • @stilltrill198
    @stilltrill198 3 роки тому +1914

    He’s definitely a “What seems to be the officer problem” type of guy 😂

    • @Thegoldenchild415
      @Thegoldenchild415 3 роки тому +27

      Randy Marsh...🤣🤣🤣

    • @onekcali
      @onekcali 3 роки тому +2

      Lmao.

    • @jayg6182
      @jayg6182 3 роки тому +12

      I read that in his voice 😂

    • @MontanaDior
      @MontanaDior 3 роки тому +9

      @@jayg6182 Lmaoooo dammit now I’m hearing it in his voice 😂😂😂🤦🏾‍♀️

    • @jayg6182
      @jayg6182 3 роки тому +1

      @@MontanaDior 😂

  • @Backwoodz_Legit
    @Backwoodz_Legit 3 роки тому +2758

    *Casually rolls down window* hey how's it going?

    • @DrawdeThePotato
      @DrawdeThePotato 3 роки тому +58

      Dude... you just blew the red man.

    • @thewikipediabrown007
      @thewikipediabrown007 3 роки тому +39

      You can keep on knocking, but you can't come in! -Cheech

    • @goldenbrunswicker9117
      @goldenbrunswicker9117 3 роки тому +24

      LMFAO. The jury is gonna love that.

    • @tommouradian722
      @tommouradian722 3 роки тому +28

      I know right lmao and its like dude u didn't just blow a red light you took the fucking red light with you haha. "Can I just drive it home" cop: dude you have a pole on your car drunk kid: can we move the pole 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @jennybeam7226
      @jennybeam7226 3 роки тому +15

      @@thewikipediabrown007 My license? Isn't it on the back of the bumper man?

  • @G_Rez
    @G_Rez 11 днів тому +3

    Everyone talks about "hey how's it going" and no one talks about 27:27 "we're running from the cops right now going 120"

  • @infinitewingwang909
    @infinitewingwang909 3 роки тому +368

    such a calm interaction lmao. "Hey can you step out man." "Yeah I got you."

    • @Xyphyri
      @Xyphyri 3 роки тому +17

      When “hey how’s it goin” is your first response to hitting a cop car and having a flashlight pointed at you, you could probably be doing worse.

    • @corykerns1379
      @corykerns1379 3 роки тому +8

      I dont think homie had the energy to do anything other then be calm. Hommie looked zooted lol

    • @cesara8826
      @cesara8826 3 роки тому +4

      Straw exactly what I was thinking the whole video

    • @focusedfuture7612
      @focusedfuture7612 3 роки тому +2

      @Straw no 😎

    • @officiallbiingo
      @officiallbiingo 3 роки тому

      @Straw exactly

  • @kevinjackson4933
    @kevinjackson4933 3 роки тому +806

    "Have you had anything to smoke tonight?"
    "Me?"
    That's a yes.

    • @donnamauer3215
      @donnamauer3215 3 роки тому +10

      🤭🤭🤣🤣🥵🥵
      911 ? - I need oxygen !

    • @warrenhaven2216
      @warrenhaven2216 3 роки тому +24

      He’s definitely on a Xanax bar

    • @joey7098
      @joey7098 3 роки тому +18

      @@warrenhaven2216 fr he is so calm during this whole situation he was barred tf out

    • @Turnheadcough
      @Turnheadcough 3 роки тому +1

      @@warrenhaven2216 that was my first thought

  • @michaelspitz9151
    @michaelspitz9151 3 роки тому +719

    Imagine eating your sandwhich in the subway and just watching all this go down. I’d buy a second sandwhich.

    • @maybecarson7072
      @maybecarson7072 3 роки тому +22

      I’d keep getting re fills at the fountain that’s what me and my mom do at McDonald’s and watch it all go down

    • @missingno.5242
      @missingno.5242 3 роки тому

      Yeah you guys are so cool now 🙄

    • @philthyphil1017
      @philthyphil1017 3 роки тому +8

      @@missingno.5242 bro where you from? In America it's not a big deal to get free refills. Hmm. Cool. Yeah. I'm cool. I can live with that.

    • @BugsyBella
      @BugsyBella 3 роки тому +3

      Yeah, I'd get away from everyone involved.

    • @michaelspitz9151
      @michaelspitz9151 3 роки тому +1

      @@BugsyBella fair enough

  • @MichaelWilliamd
    @MichaelWilliamd 2 місяці тому +5

    This kid seems like such a nice kid. I’m sure the cops wish all the drunks acted like him.