How to Become Austrian

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  • @Tapakapa
    @Tapakapa  3 роки тому +152

    Discuss the video in the Subreddit!
    www.reddit.com/r/tapakapa/comments/pjnjuh/how_to_be_austrian/

  • @-Faris-
    @-Faris- 3 роки тому +2330

    Back in the old days, becoming Austrian was way simpler:
    - You get conquered, and become one, no questions asked

    • @kieferkarpfen6897
      @kieferkarpfen6897 3 роки тому +79

      3 2 1. The balkans are mine.

    • @stevenguyen5965
      @stevenguyen5965 3 роки тому +30

      or your nation gets personal unioned by the Habsburgs

    • @fhol
      @fhol 3 роки тому +1

      Yeah, but those conquered countries did not always like it and decided to leave (‘The Rest is Austria’), so this is not a valid complaint.

    • @theblackbaron4119
      @theblackbaron4119 3 роки тому +25

      To be honest it would be nice to have our access to the sea back. It would have been so much easier going to the beach during the travel restriction part, because of the bat soup virus. So: Dear Italy, we want south Tyrol back, and a bit more Mediterranean sea access. Why do you want the people of southern Tyrol anyways, they all are technically Austrians, but are a bit fussy about it. They'd rather govern themselves, independently from Italy.

    • @revantheno-lifedemon885
      @revantheno-lifedemon885 3 роки тому +14

      You'd wish. You may work for austria and learn our language, but no matter what you do, you'll always be a tschusch.

  • @CallanKilderry
    @CallanKilderry 3 роки тому +2743

    So I can't just cross off the "al" off my Australian passport with a permanent marker?

    • @Tapakapa
      @Tapakapa  3 роки тому +841

      Won't know until you've tried.

    • @antoniasalinas513
      @antoniasalinas513 3 роки тому +226

      No no, you have to use Wite-out. Then just say that the guy who made your passport had a typo and that's why it's spaced out.

    • @janmantsch6675
      @janmantsch6675 3 роки тому +34

      I think you need to recolor it as well

    • @christryst
      @christryst 3 роки тому +49

      As an Australian, you can apply for refugee status.

    • @lolrofl9920
      @lolrofl9920 3 роки тому +21

      @Chris escaping the prison

  • @HG-zn3ny
    @HG-zn3ny 3 роки тому +1552

    *How to become Austrian*
    Me as an Austrian: "very interesting"

  • @skan5728
    @skan5728 3 роки тому +1645

    Yes, a question I ask myself everyday

  • @Alias_Anybody
    @Alias_Anybody 3 роки тому +770

    I'm dissappointed, I thought this video dealt with the existential dread of already being Austrian, not how you become one.

    • @Obbliteration
      @Obbliteration 3 роки тому +29

      No such thing as existensial dread in austria

    • @localabsurdist6661
      @localabsurdist6661 3 роки тому +2

      Same

    • @mynameismynameis666
      @mynameismynameis666 3 роки тому +38

      @@Obbliteration you don't understand austria if you think that being relatively safe and rich and existential dread cannot live under the same roof

    • @martin6270
      @martin6270 3 роки тому +2

      @@Obbliteration cap

    • @captainalex157
      @captainalex157 3 роки тому +15

      @@Obbliteration us austrians always find a way to be pissed off and miserable, its a skill.

  • @FreeTheUyghurs
    @FreeTheUyghurs 3 роки тому +845

    I never felt the need to become Austrian yet am still somehow saddened to know that option isn't on the table for me.

    • @huh3404
      @huh3404 3 роки тому +9

      Same

    • @xenotiic8356
      @xenotiic8356 3 роки тому +3

      Same

    • @espvp
      @espvp 3 роки тому +3

      Same

    • @GG-bn9ij
      @GG-bn9ij 3 роки тому +3

      Same

    • @kgius7434
      @kgius7434 3 роки тому +23

      Thats why its great in Austria, someone doesn't get the citizenship just as present, but have to work for it and deserve it.

  • @shesh2265
    @shesh2265 3 роки тому +540

    my father has been married to my austrian mother for over 20 years lived, worked and payed taxes in austria for over 17 years and its still a massive headache for him to get citizenship

    • @kwayyernorge7436
      @kwayyernorge7436 3 роки тому +5

      Yikes
      Family Guy hasn't been funny for like... Forever

    • @jonsayshi5652
      @jonsayshi5652 3 роки тому +51

      @@kwayyernorge7436 Yikes. You have never been funny. Ever.

    • @klausineliebtpeter
      @klausineliebtpeter 3 роки тому +7

      i feel like its one of the worst countries to imigrate except youre a refugee.

    • @mrpipis6293
      @mrpipis6293 3 роки тому +8

      @@klausineliebtpeter it is one of the worst countries to immigrate

    • @44r0n-9
      @44r0n-9 3 роки тому +2

      @@mrpipis6293 Is that so? Care to explain?

  • @AB-gw6uf
    @AB-gw6uf 3 роки тому +528

    I'm not entirely sure solely learning Hochdeutsch would help, the Austrian dialects always trip me up as a Deutschlerner ;)

    • @sachsenschnitzel6552
      @sachsenschnitzel6552 3 роки тому +30

      Spompernadln. Haha take that!

    • @solastorm7
      @solastorm7 3 роки тому +7

      i think this would actually slow it down ;D

    • @martinz2694
      @martinz2694 3 роки тому +4

      Es ist nit schwierig :)

    • @jkr9594
      @jkr9594 3 роки тому +32

      i am natively german, and i still cant understand anything an austrian says.

    • @martinz2694
      @martinz2694 3 роки тому +4

      @@jkr9594 im Austrian xd u wanna learn something

  • @valentinsteinerberger6173
    @valentinsteinerberger6173 3 роки тому +82

    Ok here's your checklist:
    - You know what oida means and can use it in everyday conversation?
    - You know what hawara means and can use it in everyday conversation?
    If both are a yes, congratulations. You won yourself a Schnitzel with Pommes

    • @Oliver-li4vi
      @Oliver-li4vi 2 роки тому +6

      Und Deppad

    • @aleksandar8225
      @aleksandar8225 Рік тому +1

      Und du musst wissen was die erste allgemeine Verunsicherung ist

    • @quuaaarrrk8056
      @quuaaarrrk8056 Рік тому

      Oida, bist du deppat, isch des a blede Listn. Clearly the Austrian East trying to convince the rest of the world including the West that "hawara" is a real word ;)

  • @forestreee
    @forestreee 3 роки тому +160

    Step 0 : Double check whether you're applying for Austria or Australia.
    Otherwise you'll have unintended proble---SPIDER!!!!!

    • @Programmdude
      @Programmdude 3 роки тому +23

      Those with no criminal records apply for Austria, those with criminal records apply for Australia.

  • @davedavids57
    @davedavids57 3 роки тому +421

    I am a Brit covered under the British Withdrawal from the EU Treaty here in Austria. There isn't many of us (like 10,000) so it has been a nightmare trying to get the bureaucracy to get the correct boxes to tick (dozens of people got their child benefit cancelled simply because the system couldn't recognise the legal status for instance). We are basically still EU Citizens in Austria, but covered under a different treaty. We are getting lot's of rule book says no, followed by months of legal arguments, followed by three months of silence. It's hard work being legally weird in Austria!!!

    • @_Piers_
      @_Piers_ 3 роки тому +16

      It could be worse though...
      Here in "beautiful blooo passport" Britain, supermarkets have empty shelves* and McDonald's doesn't have milkshakes.
      Brexit, going as expected.
      *Some empty shelves, rather than all shelves. Just thought it best to clarify.

    • @vecialesca3014
      @vecialesca3014 3 роки тому +11

      to be fair, the only new thing is empty shelves. mcdonalds milkshake machines being broken is a tradition as old as time itself

    • @sciencefliestothemoon2305
      @sciencefliestothemoon2305 3 роки тому +1

      Well, by now, and going by the news, the civil servants for these departments do act dickheadish on their own or their superiors instructions. Part of the Kurzistan government...

    • @GySgtHartman1
      @GySgtHartman1 3 роки тому +2

      And who do you have to thank for this situation? I guess not the EU or the Austrian government...

    • @davedavids57
      @davedavids57 3 роки тому +3

      @@GySgtHartman1 Well it's two fold, for the UK's withdrawal from the EU it's the fault of the UK Politicians who supported Brexit and those who voted for it (don't forget British Citizens who had lived outside of the UK for more than 15 years didn't even get a vote on Brexit). But for the issues for British Nationals covered by the withdrawal agreement inside Austria it would be the Austrian government. Who has underfunded MA35 in Vienna specifically and not insured that services providers were aware of the legal position of EUV Karte UK nationals (The withdrawal agreement specified the Austrian government should have done this).

  • @NotJustBikes
    @NotJustBikes 3 роки тому +684

    10 years residency?! Damn. Thankfully it's only 5 here in the Netherlands.
    I've been here for 3 years now,.so I still have 2 years go to. My Dutch is already above B1 (and probably above B2), and I've got a clean record. I've been studying for the Dutch culture test and I think that it will be pretty straightforward for me to pass.
    But we'll see! Ask me how it's going in 2 years. 😉

    • @szurketaltos2693
      @szurketaltos2693 3 роки тому +34

      Tapakapa animated urbanism collab when??

    • @Lemmuy
      @Lemmuy 3 роки тому +6

      10 years is totally reasonable, if anything it should be longer

    • @ryanalmazi6802
      @ryanalmazi6802 3 роки тому +2

      I'll check up on you in 2 years!

    • @wallie1994
      @wallie1994 3 роки тому +2

      How is it going in 2 years?

    • @tipperzack
      @tipperzack 3 роки тому +3

      Can you be an illegal alien in the Netherlands?

  • @halt4565
    @halt4565 3 роки тому +391

    step 1: get into art school
    step 2: fail art school
    step 3: move to Germany
    step 4: become a politician
    step 5: win

    • @FakeJamesHolden
      @FakeJamesHolden 3 роки тому +28

      Between Step 4 and Step 5 you need the german citizenship. Else you can't get chancellor of Germany

    • @aalexderaal5357
      @aalexderaal5357 3 роки тому +15

      Step 5 is a tricky one, because u wont

    • @klausineliebtpeter
      @klausineliebtpeter 3 роки тому

      na, you have to fail in numerous study subjects and/or still have to be a student when you become politician. vollversorgungs-magic

    • @julianjjz987
      @julianjjz987 3 роки тому +4

      Step 6: lose

    • @IDeimonI
      @IDeimonI 3 роки тому +1

      Hahaha ehrenmann

  • @schuetzer
    @schuetzer 3 роки тому +99

    Wait, so you can't just sing/scream "Land der Berge, Land am Strome" or "Gott erhalte..." 100000 times and got a Passport?

    • @graffity_x6624
      @graffity_x6624 3 роки тому +12

      that's probably the other way. Our chancellor will surely like it. He still has to learn our anthem

    • @mtw7772
      @mtw7772 3 роки тому +5

      @@graffity_x6624 Bro for real. I can't with our politishens some times. 😂😂😂 Like wos is eigentlich mit ihm folsch!! Er is Bundeskonzler und konn net mol die Hymne?!? 😭😭😂😂

    • @alk_ali3213
      @alk_ali3213 3 роки тому +3

      @@mtw7772 den Shorty gibts eh nimma also problem gelöst

    • @mtw7772
      @mtw7772 3 роки тому +3

      @@alk_ali3213 😂Wer weiß vielleicht lassens ihn ja wieder Kanzler sein wenn er endlich die Hymne lernt und mitn Vanda Bellen a por rauchen geht... 🤷‍♀️
      Oder Er faked einfach zur Abwechslung a stadt Umfragen im Volk Umfragen in Parlament da is a ja jetzt 😁👍

    • @alk_ali3213
      @alk_ali3213 3 роки тому +1

      @@mtw7772 glab ned des der so schnell wieder Kanzler wird

  • @CatsMeowPaw
    @CatsMeowPaw 3 роки тому +41

    My family fled Poland to Austria in the early 1980s and received political refugee status, before finally resettling in Australia.
    I will always have a soft spot for Austria, and like the country for its generosity in helping people in need. I got the chance to finally revisit Austria in 2016 and it indeed, is a beautiful place.

    • @gery8218
      @gery8218 3 роки тому +3

    • @Ghi102
      @Ghi102 3 роки тому +7

      There's a joke somewhere of someone living in Austria, but then moving to Australia

  • @zockercam8122
    @zockercam8122 3 роки тому +344

    I'm a german speaking person from South Tyrol and it's one of my dreams to get the austrian citizenship.
    I feel like an austrian, my native tongue is austrian german, my culture is austrian, yet there is no easy way for me to get the austrian citizenship.
    I feel cut off from my home country, even tho I can travel there at any time (when there isn't a pandemic).
    This is a very painful feeling for me.
    Please Österreich, gib mir eine Möglichkeit ein Staatsbürger zu werden!
    I don't want to die as an italian citizen.

    • @Tapakapa
      @Tapakapa  3 роки тому +162

      I think they tried to make it easier for South Tyroleans a while ago, but Italy wouldn't go for it.
      But since you're an EU citizen, you only need to live in Austria for six years to have a legal claim on a citizenship.

    • @zockercam8122
      @zockercam8122 3 роки тому +19

      @@Tapakapa Do I need to meet those basic expectations (good paid job, being a specialist) like non EU citizens?
      I tried to look it up, but the official government website wasn't cleat about that (or I missed it)

    • @nicolasmarazuela1010
      @nicolasmarazuela1010 3 роки тому +34

      @@zockercam8122 If you have the passport of an EU country you can freely live and work there. So you automaticaly are beneffitit.
      Also If you are from the province of Trient South Tirol you can apply easier for austrian citizenship.

    • @zockercam8122
      @zockercam8122 3 роки тому +4

      @@nicolasmarazuela1010 rly? How can I apply easier?

    • @CorvusLeukos
      @CorvusLeukos 3 роки тому +10

      I'm not from South Tyrol but I'm also Italian (born in Argentina) and I'd love to be granted the Austrian citizenship. My family is from German-Switzerland and Spain (plus Italy obviously), so I guess the only state of Austria in which relatively recent family of mine could have lived is Vorarlberg (the state that voted to leave Austria☠️🤣). I hope you guys can reunite with Austria, instead of having to emigrate.
      ❤️🇦🇹

  • @DirtySVK
    @DirtySVK 3 роки тому +146

    ...aaand that's why I like living in European Union. European citizens can skip large portion of these procedures.

    • @DieAlteistwiederda
      @DieAlteistwiederda 3 роки тому +12

      Yeah I could just pick up my stuff and move there and then tell Austrian authorities that I now live there.
      I'm also German so the language isn't exactly an issue for me either, yeah they will make fun of me a bit for not speaking the local dialect but that's about it I will be fine.

    • @Nimadee
      @Nimadee 3 роки тому +2

      @@DieAlteistwiederda thats exactly what I did. My gf wanted to study in Vienna and I just thought: why not?!

    • @klausineliebtpeter
      @klausineliebtpeter 3 роки тому +3

      nope, living in another eu coutry will effectively do nothing for you. i thought that too, but i had to learn that it doesnt help at all. they dont want other eu citizens migrate into their social systems and will do anything to avoid you getting into it. even marrying an austrian will not help.

    • @SorrowAvenue
      @SorrowAvenue 3 роки тому +1

      @ klausineliebtpeter Some people live in a fantasy world.

    • @Woamduscher
      @Woamduscher 3 роки тому

      it wont help you get citizenship, bit you can work in austria at any time

  • @tonytonystache
    @tonytonystache 3 роки тому +44

    I have a citizenship in a Scandinavian country and all I had to do was to live here for 10 years. Now I have one of the strongest passports in the world, I can work in Europe and we actually have pretty good chocolate over here as well.

    • @gery8218
      @gery8218 3 роки тому +14

      But it's not Austria:/

    • @marcel5405
      @marcel5405 3 роки тому

      Bit ist Not Austria

  • @agust_dino897
    @agust_dino897 3 роки тому +60

    Tips to blend in and pretend you're a fellow Austrian living in Vienna by an Austrian:
    -never stop complaining, about absolutely anything
    -use the word "oida" excessively
    -be arrogant about being Austrian even though we don't have much to be proud of or arrogant about and you know it
    -be polite but still condescending, let others subtly know you have a small superiority complex
    -between Austria, Germany and Switzerland you have to insist that Austria is the greatest even if you don't believe it yourself; hate the country but still defend it in the Austria vs Germany vs Switzerland debate
    -curse in weird but creative ways
    -drink a lot, water and/or beer
    -eat Austrian chocolate cause it's really good
    -even if you're abroad order yourself a Schnitzel cause you're scared of new things and change
    -throw in some dialect words occasionally to let them know you're cultured and don't only speak high German
    -open the windows, fresh air can heal all wounds
    -mumble, we are too lazy to properly pronounce our complicated words so cut out the Es in verbs (gehen --> geh'n)
    -be reserved and quiet with strangers but when you're with your close friends be annoyingly loud in public
    -blame others for your problems, always
    -be politically right wing and conservative if you're older, if you're younger you can try out the left
    -have a dark sense of humour (but know the difference between dark humour and insensitivity, bullying or discrimination!! Dark humour mostly targets the oppressor, not the oppressed)
    -be sarcastic
    I'm obviously kidding. If you're actually born in a different country then don't hide your cultural differences. Old people here can be quite racist but be yourself. Teenager are typically more embracing

    • @dani_lla
      @dani_lla 2 роки тому +1

      I moved to vienna in 2019 and I cross most of these boxes off 😔
      good comment though, gave me a chuckle

    • @DaKaiserr
      @DaKaiserr Рік тому

      wait wait wait wdym we dont have much to be proud of... Habsburger Monarchie, being one of the richest countrys in the world/europe, being neutral, not having wars, etc..

    • @quuaaarrrk8056
      @quuaaarrrk8056 Рік тому

      Austrians are not arrogant despite there not being much to be proud of, but _because_ .
      I still feel pride every time I am abroad and someone lauds me for being Australian after I told them where I am from.

    • @fulloffool5925
      @fulloffool5925 Рік тому

      Accurately said😂😂😂

    • @ivryguevara5384
      @ivryguevara5384 10 місяців тому

      Sounds like Dani. Are you a citizen in Austria?

  • @CO84trucker
    @CO84trucker 3 роки тому +29

    2 interesting points of Austrian citizenship:
    Austria's matriarchal precedence on jus sanguinis citizenship does make allow citizenship to be passed down from solely the father only if the parents are married or paternity is formally acknowledged. Austria also isn't a country fond of dual citizenship unless either an Austrian acquired another citizenship at birth or a native born Austrian becomes as famous as Arnold Schwarzenegger.

    • @KanariRingo
      @KanariRingo 3 роки тому

      Both of these apply to me

    • @lo4568
      @lo4568 3 роки тому +2

      Ich weiß nicht, ob das normal ist, aber:
      Mein Vater hatte die österreichische Staatsbürgerschaft bevor ich geboren wurde, meine Mutter nicht. Als ich dann in Wien zur Welt kam, hab ich die Staatsbürgerschaft NICHT bekommen und wurde mit meiner Mutter abgeschoben. Wir haben dann 3 Jahre in meinem Herkunftsland verbracht, haben es aber trotzdem geschafft, die Staatsbürgerschaft für mich zu ergattern. Sind dann auch wieder zurück nach Wien gezogen und bin dann hier groß geworden. Meine Eltern meinen, dass dieses Hin und Her nicht gerechtfertigt gewesen sei, aber was weiß ich.

    • @TheEssenceIsLove
      @TheEssenceIsLove 3 роки тому

      @@lo4568 ja , weil die Regeln menschenverachtend sind. Ihr hättet es verdient zu bleiben von Anfang an. Mein mann hat keine Staatsbürgerschaft, ich schon unsere Tochter auch, aber wenn wir als Familie zusammen Leben wollen geht das also nur außerhalb Österreichs, wir sind deshalb nach einigen amtlichen Schwierigkeiten nach Indien gezogen.

  • @Jason-mg3fk
    @Jason-mg3fk 3 роки тому +195

    I’m realizing that the USA is actually quite generous in terms of who can become a citizen. Like the naturalization process is smoother and all you need to be is born here otherwise, your parents don’t even need to be citizens

    • @LaPingvino
      @LaPingvino 3 роки тому +20

      look up Jus Soli vs Jus Sanguinis

    • @therealdave06
      @therealdave06 3 роки тому +83

      But then again, if you're a citizen of any EU country you can freely live, study, and retire anywhere else within the EU, so its almost like having European Union citizenship

    • @danielgstohl9993
      @danielgstohl9993 3 роки тому +28

      @@therealdave06 EU citizenship is actually a thing. You can be a resident of certain territories where you have the national citizenship of a member country but not union citizenship, they are two distinct things.

    • @tim333y7
      @tim333y7 3 роки тому +14

      @@therealdave06 the only problem is that you are not allowed to vote in most elections that matter

    • @abdulmasaiev9024
      @abdulmasaiev9024 3 роки тому +3

      @@tim333y7 I mean... the only ones that come to mind are if you move to another EU country you don't get to vote in the local elections of that country? You can still vote in the elections of your original one though, I think all of them organise some way for you to do so from abroad. The only way to change that would be to integrate the EU much further, which I honestly wouldn't mind as a long term project but as of yet we're far from being in a place where we could do so.

  • @stayfesch
    @stayfesch 3 роки тому +12

    Thank you for making this video. As a fellow Austrian I never thought about how hard it actually is to get the citizenship. "If I had not got my passport at birth, I would not be able to live in Austria today" are some strong words every Austrian citizen should think about.

  • @no1fanofthepals
    @no1fanofthepals 3 роки тому +81

    Next we need HowToBasic: How to be Austrian

    • @geyoda64
      @geyoda64 3 роки тому +2

      "Get to the chopper!!!"

  • @NoSTs123
    @NoSTs123 3 роки тому +71

    I will apply to the Austrian navy!
    They never sank.

    • @Poor_Wayfaring_Stranger
      @Poor_Wayfaring_Stranger 3 роки тому +12

      We used to have one. That ended poorly.

    • @Leo-uu8du
      @Leo-uu8du 3 роки тому +6

      Don't we still have one? On the daube river?

    • @Poor_Wayfaring_Stranger
      @Poor_Wayfaring_Stranger 3 роки тому +3

      @@Leo-uu8du I'm not sure tbh we did after the first world war on the danube but those got destroyed and all the dreadnaughts we used to have have either been destroyed or scrapped even after we gifted two of them to italy and france

    • @Poor_Wayfaring_Stranger
      @Poor_Wayfaring_Stranger 3 роки тому +4

      @@Leo-uu8du looked it up we had two boats and those were donated to the war history museum in 2006 since we couldn't maintain them anymore since the company that built them collapsed with the fall of communism

    • @AntarcticaMapping
      @AntarcticaMapping 3 роки тому

      we still have a navy but since we're neutral we'll never use it for war

  • @Siptom369
    @Siptom369 3 роки тому +25

    Being Austrian really is great. Especially when you're born in it

  • @skunkrat01
    @skunkrat01 3 роки тому +23

    I love being an Austrian citizen 🇦🇺🇦🇺

  • @muzik183
    @muzik183 3 роки тому +34

    As a Mexican living in various places in the EU for quite a while (exchange, masters and now as an intern), I can tell you it's a massive pain in the arse to just get a job in ALL of the EU. Ffs, I just want to be legally working in what I specialized in for a normal salary.
    P.S. if you study IT, you will never encounter this issue. Hell, they don't even require you to have a degree as long as you can prove you can program.

    • @Yorick257
      @Yorick257 3 роки тому +3

      and that's why I studied IT

    • @Clark_Kent_ZA
      @Clark_Kent_ZA 3 роки тому

      Same for South Africans. its like the EU wants you to bottle the shadow of a tiger

    • @2712animefreak
      @2712animefreak 3 роки тому

      What is your profession?
      It's probably because you want to work in a sufficitary profession (the one where there are more people applying than available jobs), so countries give preference to their or other EU citizens.

  • @lincselo
    @lincselo 3 роки тому +15

    It would be easier to apply for citizenship in a different EU country, one with rules not as strict as the Austrian, then you can live and work in Austria as long as you want. If you still want voting rights too, then you can start an easier process for citizenship, as an EU citizen.

    • @lincselo
      @lincselo 3 роки тому +12

      Since it might interest a lot of people here;
      -Portugal is generally the easiest county in the EU to get a citizenship in (5years)
      -Belgium is better, if you have a business you willing to move there, or a job offer from a Belgian company (5years)
      -Spain has a program for Latin-American countries (2 years!!!) and since it could be easier to get a citizenship there, this could be a great stepping stone to Europe. Also, for US citizens, moving to Puerto Rico might make you eligible.
      -If money is no problem, Malta is the best choice, with only 15 months to citizenship.

    • @dawegy
      @dawegy 3 роки тому

      Even then you need to have either a job or enough money to take care of yourself and a health insurance if you want to stay for longer than three months.

  • @addysaw
    @addysaw 3 роки тому +4

    Yayyy I got my Austrian passport three years ago, as a non-EEA immigrant. It was beaurocratic but totally possible. The entire application process took exactly 12 months, so it's really not that bad. Good luck!

    • @ruckizucki3358
      @ruckizucki3358 3 роки тому

      Is Britain a non-EEA country? I've been in Austria since 1995. If I can apply, I will. I may need your help Adnan.

    • @addysaw
      @addysaw 3 роки тому

      @@ruckizucki3358 Hmmm I'm not sure about Britain's status after the whole Brexit thing

    • @baseddepartment285
      @baseddepartment285 Рік тому

      ​​@@addysawhow did you get the job? Did you find it before the citizenship or after it? And was it with some kind of university diploma or not

    • @alib7739
      @alib7739 Рік тому

      How long did you have to stay i Austria to get the citizenship?

  • @keo8380
    @keo8380 3 роки тому +6

    Got my citizenship last year. I dont have any benifts for now from it. It costed me alot of money and had to waste 6 months of my life in the army and the people still call me a foreigner. Its really depressing to know that you dont really have a country.

    • @lepredator1789
      @lepredator1789 3 роки тому +3

      there will always be idiots, but you do have a country and its called Austria, and should you ever have trouble internationally be assured that austria will have your back and will try everything to get its citizen back home safe, having the austrian citizenship is basically a global vip ticket (compared to most other citizenships)

    • @utzius8003
      @utzius8003 3 роки тому +1

      People will probably always assume that you are a foreigner, if you look slightly foreign or talk weirdly. I'm 100% Austrian and my family has been here for as long as I can trace them and my German is impeccable, but I have a hooked, Arab looking nose, dark hair, brown eyes and tan easily, so people still assume that I'm a foreigner. It is really annoying, but you get used to it.

    • @dawegy
      @dawegy 3 роки тому +1

      Did they draft you immediately after you got your citizenship?

    • @keo8380
      @keo8380 3 роки тому +1

      @@dawegy Yes, i got the drafted immediately one week later. But i made the mistake to get the citizenship with 26. If you get it with 36 they wont draft you.

    • @dawegy
      @dawegy 3 роки тому +1

      @@keo8380 Good to know, I am also thinking about getting it but the compulsory service definitely makes waiting a few years the better choice.

  • @itaybron
    @itaybron 3 роки тому +57

    I want an Austria-Hungarian citizenship!

    • @TheAustrianAnimations87
      @TheAustrianAnimations87 3 роки тому +10

      Austria-Hungary had two different citizenships at that time; Austrian and Hungarian, you could never have both citizenships.

    • @philipp0209
      @philipp0209 3 роки тому +5

      @@TheAustrianAnimations87 but before that in the austrian empire? all of the citizens were austrian?

    • @2712animefreak
      @2712animefreak 3 роки тому +11

      @@philipp0209 I don't think citizenship as we know it today existed that far back. You were just a subject under the Habsburg Crown.

    • @kgius7434
      @kgius7434 3 роки тому +1

      Austrian Empire citizenship

    • @iceylore7767
      @iceylore7767 3 роки тому +1

      As a Transylvanian, I agree

  • @Zappyguy111
    @Zappyguy111 3 роки тому +59

    Man, that guy at the end screams like a goat.
    As for citizenship, I'll... stick with my Australian citizenship, Austrian seems a bit hard to get, plus we have kangaroos, they're cool I guess.

    • @hellishcyberdemon7112
      @hellishcyberdemon7112 3 роки тому +3

      honestly with the state of Australia right now... getting dual citizenship might not be a bad idea... well it seems like you cant leave anyway right now... try not to get arrested if your on the street

    • @asdanjer
      @asdanjer 3 роки тому +1

      wait! I fought this was just a misspelling of Austria.
      /s

    • @Dave_Sisson
      @Dave_Sisson 3 роки тому +6

      @@zUJ7EjVD Oh get real. Australia has one of the highest standards of living in the world, almost the lowest Covid death rate, low crime, kangaroos, good education, very good healthcare by international standards and a secure democracy that is not under threat.
      I suspect the real reason for your displeasure is because they have a centre-right government at the moment. Well they are a democracy, so wait a few years and the people will elect a centre-left government that may be more to your taste. But honestly, never forget that your country is in the top 5% of countries for almost every good statistic. You should be very grateful for that.

    • @Zappyguy111
      @Zappyguy111 3 роки тому +2

      ​@@hellishcyberdemon7112
      But step 2 to the getting an Austrian citizenship is to revoke all previous citizenships...

    • @Zappyguy111
      @Zappyguy111 3 роки тому +2

      ​@@zUJ7EjVD
      I disagree, I think we're doing very well, especially when compared to every other country, except New Zealand.
      Honestly, it's just opposition propaganda, one minute the PM is a narcissistic prick because he's "sending the pawns out first" for vaccinations, next he's a greedy entitled prick for being one of the first vaccinated. It's impossible to please everyone, the opposition knows that and is being two faced about it.
      Honestly, look at the numbers compared to the world, we're doing alright, all we need is NSW and Melbourne to start picking up the slack and get COVID sorted. :P (Regional Victoria is out of lockdown now so it'd be unfair to rope them in with NSW).

  • @Hendricus56
    @Hendricus56 3 роки тому +18

    So to make it easy: If you want to become an Austrian, you hopefully are an EU citizen and therefore have an easier time fulfilling the requirements

    • @dragskcinnay3184
      @dragskcinnay3184 Рік тому

      "How to get Austrian citizenship.
      Step 1: get citizenship from another EU country"

    • @Hendricus56
      @Hendricus56 Рік тому

      @@dragskcinnay3184 Could definitely be easier than doing it the intended way

  • @CreativeTies_
    @CreativeTies_ 3 роки тому +22

    You made this look easy. Maybe the MA35 or the Innenministerium can put this video on their website

    • @adamm450
      @adamm450 3 роки тому +13

      based on my experience with MA35 it would take them a year just to figure out how to turn on the PC!

    • @89burni
      @89burni 3 роки тому +2

      but that would imply that they had to work... thats not gonna happen anytime soon.

  • @hesta2562
    @hesta2562 3 роки тому +2

    I'm thankful that you acknowledged how hard it would have been for you to acquire the citizenship hadn't you been born an Austrian. Even if you spend the time to learn German (as your third language), finish a degree in an Austrian university, work in a necessary field, and pay taxes for a couple of years, it's still difficult for the country to accept you and grant you the citizenship.
    I believe that not many people recognize how privileged they are just for being born in the right place at the right time.

  • @PaulFromCHGO
    @PaulFromCHGO Рік тому +1

    My Mom got Austrian citizenship via rule 58c and was processed in Linz because she was born there. I had to go through MA 35 in Vienna and they are pushing back hard on me and it looks like I won't get it. They claim they can't find proof of Nazi persecution even though my mom was living at a refugee camp in Enns! Although I am a dual US/Italian citizen, I would still like to have Austrian citizenship because I want to move there and be able to vote and not be a 2nd class citizen but I may have to just settle for South Tirol. I really wish I could fight the push back somehow.

  • @benjaminmeusburger4254
    @benjaminmeusburger4254 3 роки тому +3

    2 additional relevant information:
    - compulsary civil/military service is up to 35 years. So if you are male and want to get the Austrian citizenship you should do that at an age of 36+
    - Austria does not allow dual-citizenship

  • @Renne78
    @Renne78 3 роки тому +7

    And be careful, the viennese department MA35 (immigration department) tends to fuck up the folks (by being racists, hiding themself, ignoring you, asking you for the form A38 and so on). So it may be less stressful to get the Austrian citizenship in Lower Austria or another Austrian federal state.

  • @FrancMcStien
    @FrancMcStien 3 роки тому +28

    Secret step - be Bosnian. The government will be enchanted by your dashing looks and cheap manual labor, granting you a quick permit that will go into a citizenship.

    • @KaterKarloMawMaw
      @KaterKarloMawMaw 3 роки тому +10

      quick? took my wife years and about 4000€. she's been living here basically her whole life (fled with parents when she was about 3 months old). and ironically she is a teacher for german and history xD so she already taught german to austrians while she was technically still not an austrian herself

  • @mistrow4683
    @mistrow4683 2 роки тому +1

    Thank you so much for the video. I have lived and Austria my whole life but much of my family lives in Ukraine. Before I did not understand how to help get them on their path during the start. I came back to thank you for the video and how calm you made me feel with all the stress even in the end if they did not get citizenship. You helped me get a path to even out their life.

  • @aprileo_27
    @aprileo_27 3 роки тому +4

    Why am I even watching this, I can’t become more Austrian than I am now

  • @lilacool430
    @lilacool430 3 роки тому +7

    "How to be an Austrian"
    Me, an Austrian:"Interesting"

  • @ronaldlennier86
    @ronaldlennier86 3 роки тому +5

    0:44 that's what Franz Ferdinand said

  • @ThrarmAnimation
    @ThrarmAnimation 2 роки тому +1

    step 1: don't accidentally go to Australia, i have been attacked by 17 spiders in the last 4 hours

  • @ramimroueh2769
    @ramimroueh2769 3 роки тому +14

    This would make an interesting Netflix series of someone trying to get citizenship in every country, Austria would be funny as they always need to finish their soup! 🥣 🇦🇹

  • @W0odie
    @W0odie 3 роки тому +31

    No idea if it works for Austria too but in Germany you just have to throw away all your papers and start speaking arabic.
    Hopefully everyone can realize this as a joke

    • @EragoEntertainment
      @EragoEntertainment 3 роки тому +16

      That's how you can get a permit to live in Austria, but not a citizenship.

    • @W0odie
      @W0odie 3 роки тому +3

      @@EragoEntertainment If you commit no crimes and get any job the chances are good that you get German citizenship after 8 years. Some political parties even want to change it to 4 years. I bet its similar in Austria... or you got a functioning politic. 🐶

    • @EragoEntertainment
      @EragoEntertainment 3 роки тому +5

      @@W0odie We also have parties suggesting that we lower it to 5 years and permit children who are born here from foreign parents to get citizenship immediately. With all the family laws, that is basically giving everyone the opportunity to just give birth in Austria and gaining a right to stay that way.

  • @andrewsku5013
    @andrewsku5013 2 роки тому +1

    Been working in Tirol for 5 years now, and people are so warm and understanding...Ive learned "tirolerisch Dialekt" and i find it very funny and interesting...thank you Austria for everything, if i could i would be honored to be an Austrian citizen...Much love from Croatia to my austrian brothers

  • @ekvinto
    @ekvinto 3 роки тому +5

    "You need to renounce your old citizenship"
    *shows flag of Bosnia and Herzegovina in the background*
    Me: "Yup, checks out from a reality point of view"

  • @danielasanchez746
    @danielasanchez746 3 роки тому +1

    I easily qualified for the citizenship without any problems, and even then it still took me 4 years of collecting documents and 2 years of going through the application process at the Austrian authorities to finally recieve my citizenship and passport. My mom, who is a stay-at-home parent, barely got hers because she couldn't prove her stay for a period of time (since she didn't have an official job, was healthy and didn't have to go to the doctor, didn't have a library card etc. - all things that could've proved her stay). Even though the process is so long and difficult, there are still Austrian politicians who demand the minimum residency time to be changed to 25 years to apply for the citizenship.

  • @cmcn6831
    @cmcn6831 3 роки тому +29

    needs more Falco jokes

    • @mtw7772
      @mtw7772 3 роки тому

      True!!! 😂😂

  • @woodlandnightjar
    @woodlandnightjar 2 роки тому

    2:42 Oh look, it's Austria's tallest skyscraper, but only if you include the antenna

  • @dasfranzl
    @dasfranzl 3 роки тому +4

    As a Austrian, I can approve everything you said.

  • @Doping1234
    @Doping1234 3 роки тому +3

    Weeell, you have to renew the residence permit a few times until you get the permanent one (which, realistically, you need to get to your years).
    My wife goes through the process and I have to say it is not toooo bad of a process. The authorities were always very helpful and reasonably quick with their decisions. Most of the time delays seem to be due to missing documents on the applicants side. (how hard can it be to just provide things on a list?!) That was before Corona in vienna though, the responsiveness seems to have worsened apparently.
    Btw marriage does not entitle to neither a residence permit nor citizenship.

  • @stekra3159
    @stekra3159 3 роки тому +8

    Proposel: Every austrian citicen ship shoud come with fee Gugelhupf

  • @IDoABitOfTrollin
    @IDoABitOfTrollin 3 роки тому

    The person we binge until samonella returns from his slumber for a single video

  • @boooster101
    @boooster101 3 роки тому +29

    How to be Austrian in general;
    - whine about everything but be too lazy to do something about it.
    - be completely complacant about the political system, regardless of how corrupt it is. Meanwhile in France cars burn if a minister coughs the wrong way
    - Have an opinion about beer. And this opinion must not be neutral or diplomatic.
    - Same applies to football.
    - Regardless of where you are, the local dialect is the best, every other one is worse. And vienna dialect is the worst. Except if you are in Vienna. Then you are the best and everyone is else a mumbling rural idiot.
    - When talking with foreigners, praise the social and healthcare system and all its benefits. When talking with locals, complain about waiting times and bureaucracy.
    - Paying an actual tax directly to the Catholic Church is normal and many won't question that. No, you don't get any benefits.
    - When talking about the past, completely ignore the wars we started or participated in and focus on the glorious day of the Austro-Hungarian Empire.
    - Germans are by default 'awful', or in Austrian-speak 'Piefke'. Not any German in particular, we like the individuals. Just Germans in general. Especially when they use different words. Oh and except for Bavaria.
    - Our national TV (ORF) is the worst in too many ways to write down in a single comment.
    - Your driving skills are judged solely based on your license plate number, your age and if you're a woman (and if so, your hair color)
    - Cyclists: Car drivers are the worst || Car drivers: Cyclists are the worst || Car drivers + cyclists: I don't like the trucks a lot but they are okay. || Pedestrians: You all suck.

    • @heybenjii5544
      @heybenjii5544 3 роки тому +3

      This is... too accurate

    • @mtw7772
      @mtw7772 3 роки тому +1

      Hey müsstest nicht gleich so real werden!

    • @mtw7772
      @mtw7772 3 роки тому

      And ORF is the worst.

    • @boooster101
      @boooster101 3 роки тому +1

      ​@@mtw7772 Did mention ORF in the list.
      The amount of nepotism and wasted tax money is insane while replaying old US sitcom for the millionth time.
      And the absolute utterly worst thing i.m.o.? You pay GIS which is the ORF-tax in all but name ... but you STILL need to pay for the ORF card to actually receive the channels.

    • @mtw7772
      @mtw7772 3 роки тому +1

      @@boooster101 I 100% agree!!

  • @Wolf3fd
    @Wolf3fd 3 роки тому +1

    I work in Austria as a doctor, so I might have a chance, but dont really see the reason why to apply for a citizenship.

  • @CCheukKa
    @CCheukKa 3 роки тому +13

    I'll just become an Australian instead.
    Close enough.

  • @erikvoitus7488
    @erikvoitus7488 Рік тому +1

    My grandpa was born in Wien Östenreich-Ungarien, not sure if he had Austrian citizenship tho. But would I fall in the second category.

  • @kgius7434
    @kgius7434 3 роки тому +6

    It still needs to get harder in the future, Austria is a great country to live in and too many people want to live here. To remain our identity and quality of living we need to select the people , who want to determine our future.

  • @fulloffool5925
    @fulloffool5925 Рік тому

    I think now you can apply for Austria citizenship when you are officially in Austria for 5yrs

  • @dearleader7647
    @dearleader7647 3 роки тому +57

    The first step in becoming the ruler of Germany.

    • @carlosalbertofernandezvele7574
      @carlosalbertofernandezvele7574 3 роки тому +6

      The second step is: how to become German.
      Third step: how to be a great orator.

    • @dearleader7647
      @dearleader7647 3 роки тому +9

      @@carlosalbertofernandezvele7574 second step is to have a dope moustache

    • @bp9696
      @bp9696 3 роки тому +2

      underrated comment

    • @metaparalysis3441
      @metaparalysis3441 3 роки тому +2

      @@dearleader7647 4th step is to be an author (in prison)

    • @elseggs6504
      @elseggs6504 3 роки тому

      @@metaparalysis3441 alternative step: Beat Prussia

  • @Chercheure_Indépendante
    @Chercheure_Indépendante 3 місяці тому

    1:10 Question: Is there such a deal like this one "before the 15th of May 1955, when Austria became a free state again" for the French people? The Nazi clearly invaded France too.

    • @Chercheure_Indépendante
      @Chercheure_Indépendante 3 місяці тому

      On August 25, 1944, German forces in Paris surrendered after 4 years of occupation. "Outre-Rhin, les nazis ont engagé une politique de dénaturalisation dès leur ... nazie sur la la loi française du 22 juillet 1940" [4]

  • @rafaxd8178
    @rafaxd8178 2 роки тому +4

    Instruction unclear. Accidentally become australian

  • @indm4281
    @indm4281 3 роки тому +2

    As a Bosnian I find this very helpful

  • @itaybron
    @itaybron 3 роки тому +4

    Does the state provide a kangaroo or do I need to purchase my own?

    • @mtw7772
      @mtw7772 3 роки тому

      Austria not Australia.

  • @ThaiNguyen-hq8to
    @ThaiNguyen-hq8to 2 роки тому +1

    I am from Vietnam and have lived 2,5 years in Austria. I just finished Austrian gymnasium (AHS) and have a German B2 certificate (ÖSD), so for example, if I study at a university for 3,5 years more (which will be 6 years in total), then can I already apply for citizenship?

  • @firepowerg
    @firepowerg 3 роки тому +8

    How to become a British citizen:
    1. Throw away all your documents
    2. Get someone to row you across the English Channel

    • @heybenjii5544
      @heybenjii5544 3 роки тому +1

      Its basically the same in Austria

  • @aidanlutz8106
    @aidanlutz8106 3 роки тому +1

    Personally, as an American, I’d like to work for international relations in Germany, Belgium, Austria, or Switzerland. Each has it’s pros and cons, but it’s a while away anyway. More on my mind is college, which I definitely want to do in Europe.

    • @aidanlutz8106
      @aidanlutz8106 3 роки тому

      @Alabama Boi Yes, although Switzerland does have some good options. Germany doesn’t have such big parts of The EU, NATO, or UN, although there definition nicely are opportunities there.

  • @jaredhamon3411
    @jaredhamon3411 3 роки тому +13

    "How to Be Austrian" Speak German without becoming a German - 101

    • @localabsurdist6661
      @localabsurdist6661 3 роки тому

      The same goes for Switzerland and Lichtenstein

    • @Leo-uu8du
      @Leo-uu8du 3 роки тому +1

      And South Tyrol, Luxembourg and other German speaking parts of the world.

  • @bilalnezirovac5401
    @bilalnezirovac5401 3 роки тому

    1:25 why did u choose the bosnian one if i may ask ? (just asking out of curiosity)

  • @aidanorouzii
    @aidanorouzii 3 роки тому +3

    OMG love the dentist part, i could feel the pain :D thats exactly how it feels :D amazing video thank you

  • @JoeBidenOfficial
    @JoeBidenOfficial 2 роки тому

    my grandmother was austrian but when she moved to england she married a non-austrian, which at the time revoked her citizenship through a now gone sexist law. and for this reason alone i am not an austrian citizen, despite my best efforts to convince austria otherwise

  • @puncho72
    @puncho72 3 роки тому +3

    Instructions not clear, became Hungarian instead

  • @daswerb2587
    @daswerb2587 3 роки тому

    At 2:45 is that the DC tower?

  • @milanoxiel7853
    @milanoxiel7853 3 роки тому +3

    I studied in austria for 6 years and I really loved this place, now I have to go back to china after i guaduate next year, sad

    • @flowerdolphin5648
      @flowerdolphin5648 3 роки тому

      Really? You have to? Are you not allowed to stay?

    • @milanoxiel7853
      @milanoxiel7853 3 роки тому

      @@flowerdolphin5648 I cannot find a job here with my current diplom , and my visa don't give me any extra time .

    • @flowerdolphin5648
      @flowerdolphin5648 3 роки тому

      @@milanoxiel7853 oh no, that's really unfortunate. I wish you the best of luck for the future.

    • @milanoxiel7853
      @milanoxiel7853 3 роки тому

      @@flowerdolphin5648 Thank you !

    • @gery8218
      @gery8218 3 роки тому +1

      I hope you'll be able to return someday!

  • @TheCandywho
    @TheCandywho Рік тому

    Oh boy, can't wait! I'm going to become a painter over there!

  • @hiphopklaus3052
    @hiphopklaus3052 3 роки тому +4

    since 2015 you can all toss this steps and just shout out loud : "ASYL!!" ^^ great video man hope you are coming one day to austria!

    • @derace1987
      @derace1987 3 роки тому

      you don't get the citizenship, you are just allowed to stay here.

    • @hiphopklaus3052
      @hiphopklaus3052 3 роки тому

      @@derace1987 it was rather a joke than reality but you know what i mean ^^ yeah sure but they want to make it much easyier to get it, cheers

  • @ThatHabsburgMapGuy
    @ThatHabsburgMapGuy 3 роки тому

    Not mentioned in the video is the actual minumum income required for the residence permit. They increased it again this year to 2500 euros a month in gross salary, higher than the average salary in Austria and far, far higher than the median salary (something like 1700 per month). I graduated from an austrian university and satisfy all the other requirements, but as I didn't study engineering, medicine, or IT, I cannot stay here after my student visa extension expires. Even worse, I am not legally allowed to work more than half-time, which closes the door on almost all career-path jobs available. Almost all the other 3rd country nationals I graduated with have already left, but I suppose that most Austrians are more worried about maintaining cultural homogeneity than brain-drain.

  • @armin66
    @armin66 2 роки тому +3

    This dude : how to become Austrian
    Me who lives in 3rd world dictatorship country : very interesting

  • @mramu6200
    @mramu6200 3 роки тому +1

    It's a beautiful country by all means and proud being holding the austrian passport ! Just work , learn the languages and respect the rules ...you will be welcomed. The processing time was like 9 months. Good luck ! Love Österreich 🇦🇹

    • @jazmingabriela2105
      @jazmingabriela2105 3 роки тому

      @Mr AMU How did you do it?

    • @mramu6200
      @mramu6200 3 роки тому

      @@jazmingabriela2105 After 6 Years I just applied my application after I met the whole required requirements to be eligible. After like 9 months I did the test and just paid the fees. Of course each federal Stat has its own system.

  • @Person-cv9dj
    @Person-cv9dj 3 роки тому +3

    0:38 only men though even though i fully think that both men and women should have to complete civil service

  • @ChrisLeirbag
    @ChrisLeirbag 3 роки тому +2

    What if I'm a Hungarian citizen and I want to be an Austrian citizen, and I already speak German and know the history of the country I want to the citizen of?

    • @dawegy
      @dawegy 3 роки тому +1

      Makes no difference, you have to stay for at least six, most likely ten years. But as a Hungarian you can live in Austria if you have a job.

    • @ChrisLeirbag
      @ChrisLeirbag 3 роки тому +1

      @@dawegy Ah, thank you.

    • @dawegy
      @dawegy 3 роки тому +1

      @@ChrisLeirbag And if you work here as EU-citizen for 5 years, you are basically treated the same as a citizen.

    • @ChrisLeirbag
      @ChrisLeirbag 3 роки тому +1

      @@dawegy Good to know! Thank you!

  • @abelzatyko1513
    @abelzatyko1513 3 роки тому +5

    Man it's great to be in the EU
    This way if you don't bring Austria-Hungary to us, we can bring it home to you!

  • @Neratil
    @Neratil 3 роки тому

    As an Austrian the main two skills you need are firstly "sudern" and secondly the ability to drop your pants at lightning speed while simultaneously putting your right hand onto your heart whenever "I am from Austria" comes up in a bar.

  • @dkaloger5720
    @dkaloger5720 3 роки тому +8

    i was a bit surprised it only required b1 level of German , truth be told most b1 holders can barely hold a conversation.

    • @NoSTs123
      @NoSTs123 3 роки тому

      Grürzi

    • @Leo-uu8du
      @Leo-uu8du 3 роки тому

      You won't need German that much in Austria anyway. Most people speak Austro-Bavarian, Alemannic, a Slavic language or Turkish.

    • @Schindlabua
      @Schindlabua 3 роки тому

      @@Leo-uu8du I mean. I wouldn't consider Austro-Bavarian to be an actual language, rather a dialect, and any austrian dialect speaker will be able to speak standard german if needed. Also, the modern viennese dialect is pretty close to standard german.

    • @Leo-uu8du
      @Leo-uu8du 3 роки тому

      @@Schindlabua The modern Viennese is a German regiolect. The Austro-Bavarian language sadly already got extinct in Vienna. The old Viennese dialect however still lives in parts of Lower Austria, though.

  • @websibaer
    @websibaer 3 роки тому

    The different scenes are switched much too fast .. I always had to stop .. Did you not check on the tempo????

  • @Thunder11110
    @Thunder11110 3 роки тому +8

    as alway, a good video! 🇦🇹

  • @OceanChannelProductions
    @OceanChannelProductions 3 роки тому +1

    can you make a video like this for the bahamas

  • @maxiguess9922
    @maxiguess9922 3 роки тому +4

    Step 1: Be Austrian

  • @riotgaymes9280
    @riotgaymes9280 3 роки тому +2

    In Austria we say:
    ~Hoid dei goschn du oaschloch sunst drah I di ham
    And I think it’s beautiful 💕

    • @ruckizucki3358
      @ruckizucki3358 3 роки тому

      I say that as well so please give me Austrian citizenship, oder?

  • @cosi_507
    @cosi_507 3 роки тому +3

    easy, be born there just like me

  • @mo_abb219
    @mo_abb219 3 роки тому +2

    As someone who lives in Austria and I already have the Permanent residence i don't really need the Austrian citizenship I can study and Work with no problems, yes it would be cool to have a citizenship but I always think about it like it's gonna come along the way specially because I'm studying here and after that I'll be working here so if it comes it comes u know lol

  • @___________________________._
    @___________________________._ 3 роки тому +16

    How to be an Austrian:
    Step one: Be a German
    Step two: Be bad at it

    • @Astro_Guy_1
      @Astro_Guy_1 3 роки тому +9

      Step one: Speak german
      Step two: Get told by random people that just because you speak the same language you must absolutely be the same nationality with the same identity.
      Step three: sigh at the frustration of people who don't know anything about both countries or are germans who don't know anything about austria and take a swig from a beer.

    • @localabsurdist6661
      @localabsurdist6661 3 роки тому +1

      How to be an Austrian:
      Random German people get mad at you for no reason

    • @___________________________._
      @___________________________._ 3 роки тому

      @@Astro_Guy_1 Junge das war ein scheiß Witz, ok?
      Kein Grund so getriggert zu sein

    • @Esther-jj8ee
      @Esther-jj8ee 3 роки тому +2

      @@___________________________._ wenn das ein Witz war (es gibt so viele ignorante Leute, die genau sowas sagen und ernst meinen), muss ich sagen, dass ich ihn nicht mal ansatzweise lustig find. 😐

    • @Leo-uu8du
      @Leo-uu8du 3 роки тому +1

      @@Esther-jj8ee War ein richtig schlechter Scherz. Und seine "Entschuldigung" war auch net so gefühlsvoll.
      Was soll "Junge" in dem Kontext überhaupt bedeuten? Glaubt er du warst a jungs Tier? Oder is das a deutscher Slangausdruck mit einer ähnlichen Bedeutung wie "oida"?
      Edit: Das Österreichische Wörterbuch gibt an, dass "Junge" der deutschländische Begriff für "Bursche/Bub" ist.

  • @BadlyDrawnJack
    @BadlyDrawnJack 6 місяців тому +1

    I just want to rewatch and rewatch 1:38 to 1:43 endlessly.
    :D

  • @5624-m9z
    @5624-m9z 3 роки тому +6

    FINALLY I CAN GO TO ART SCHOOL AND HOPEFULLY GET ACCEPTED

  • @cerjmedia
    @cerjmedia 3 роки тому +1

    But how does it compare to Swiss citizenship? I've heard that is infamously difficult as well

  • @nopeman036
    @nopeman036 3 роки тому +3

    There is a diffrent between, to been an Austrian or to been from Vienna!
    Many people outside from Vienna, will say Vienna is no part of Austria!

    • @DepressoCatto
      @DepressoCatto 3 роки тому +1

      I never heard anyone say anything like that, what are you smoking?

    • @nopeman036
      @nopeman036 3 роки тому

      @@DepressoCatto Man,
      you are definitely not from the country.
      What i smoke? The finest cream and you?

    • @dawegy
      @dawegy 3 роки тому

      Nobody says that.. A lot of people don't like Vienna but that's it.

    • @nopeman036
      @nopeman036 3 роки тому

      @@dawegy pff!
      In Vienna or near no one say that, maybe!
      Outside, there are a lot of ridicule about that!
      Example:
      "South Tyrol to Austria! Vienna back to the Eastern Bloc!"
      ("Südtirol zu Österreich! Wien zurück in den Ostblock!")

    • @DepressoCatto
      @DepressoCatto 3 роки тому

      @@nopeman036 My guy Vienna has been the capital for hundreds of years what you're saying doesn't make sense. What the hell is the eastern block while we're at it? it sounds like you're stuck in the 1950s. Also I am from Austria you goddamn fool.

  • @guccibrille6720
    @guccibrille6720 3 роки тому

    I thought this video goes more in the sarcastic way, but also well done :)