SOMEONE ELSE: omg, riku 70X, i saw dat vid 😂de greatest lesson from de cyberbullying vid i learned was... IMPORTANT LESSON LEARNED: "u cant take over de world w disco fever" (SRY IF I DIDNT GET DE EXACT WORDS, BUT U GET DE POINT) also- *DALEK SINGING DE SUPERMAN THEME PASSES* ...
Absolutely brilliant. People say Davros was an evil genius because he created an army of unstoppable killing machines... but if he had been _truly_ evil, they would all tell bad jokes as well. Or, worse: karaoke.
@@zaynriasat5758 dyslexia is a condition which makes it harder for the inflicted to learn symbols and their meanings (including things like letters, and how they go together to form words) which makes it harder for them to spell. So in the joke they spell it "bra" instead of "bar."
"What are ya gonna do, sucker me to death?" "Yes." In other news, NASA has discovered what appear to be the sides of the human named "Ryan Low" in orbit.
"Apparently a trilogy is not enough." Genius. This is superbly written and I'm only two minutes in. [edit]and the Superman bit! Holy crap my sides...[/edit]
It's something you say to people if they're talking to you but bits of spit are coming out when they're talking. The Doctor shouts "why don't you just die" and some spit comes out and ends up on his lip. For me this was comedy gold.
I freaking love these doofy Daleks, I now want there to be a companion Daleks that basically acts like this. Just in the comics or radio plays, because that would just be amazing. Not on TV because I think that’s easier to screw up.
That Dalek has literally murdered the entire base and she is looking at the Doctor like a monster because he spared TWO people out of hundreds. Doesn't make sense.
The moment he said 'did you unsubscribe?' and it cut to that shot of the Doctor I knew what was coming. I immediately lost it before he said 'I had no choice'
I can see why this video is very popular on this channel because it is very funny. The Dalek singing or humming the Superman theme while rising up the stairs killed me. 🤣
Oh my god a Dalek singing the Superman theme tune is fucking hilarious now imagine the fleet of Daleks coming out of the genesis ark all singing the Superman theme tune
The internet thing should have gone like this: Doctor: So what did you find? Dalek: Mostly porn, memes too. What the hell do humans do in their spare time?!
![[DWPoop] Dalek](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/1iQQAQ8i8xk/mqdefault.jpg)
![[DWPoop] Dalek](/img/tr.png)
He went through puberty, got his balls fixed, went on to make dad jokes and died a changed man. It's a full arc, man. A coming of age story.
for the first few minutes i thought it was real realy good remake
He also briefly became Superman, so there's that too
Dalek: This is not life
Me: THIS IS CYBERBULLYING
Riku 70X lol
Riku 70X *W H E E Z E*
SOMEONE ELSE:
omg, riku 70X, i saw dat vid 😂de greatest lesson from de cyberbullying vid i learned was...
IMPORTANT LESSON LEARNED:
"u cant take over de world w disco fever" (SRY IF I DIDNT GET DE EXACT WORDS, BUT U GET DE POINT)
also-
*DALEK SINGING DE SUPERMAN THEME PASSES*
...
@@michelletodd7065 it's THE not de
It gets worse if it's a Cyberman doing the bullying.
Absolutely brilliant.
People say Davros was an evil genius because he created an army of unstoppable killing machines... but if he had been _truly_ evil, they would all tell bad jokes as well. Or, worse: karaoke.
+Metal_Dog Now THERE'S a video idea! ;)
+Joe Vevers does this mean you'll follow in the footsteps of other great British authors and make a trilogy of five?
+Joe Vevers do victory of the daleks or asylum of the daleks... just image what u could do with the parliament of the daleks
It's a good thing that Daleks can't do mime...
Metal_Dog o
"INITIATE PUBERTY!" - Random Dalek
The Lego Lord RANDOM DALEK?! THIS IS THE LAST METALTRON BOI
Modustollens1 yep includes me
Not just any random dalek, The last Megatron
"The Internet fixed my BAAAALLLS"
Dalek: Initiate singular construction!!!!
"A dyslexic man walks into a bra"
These are so funny, you need to make more!
Elliot Beesley Dyslexia Rules: K.O.
WHAT'S THE POINT?
I didn't get it
@@weirdbutweirder351 same
@@zaynriasat5758 dyslexia is a condition which makes it harder for the inflicted to learn symbols and their meanings (including things like letters, and how they go together to form words) which makes it harder for them to spell.
So in the joke they spell it "bra" instead of "bar."
"The Internet fixed my balls" Quote of the video.
Or the CENTURY!!!
How about ''initiate PUBERTY''
Mine too
When he got to the stairs, he should have said "bugger!"
he should've said it sarcastically :}
Still that Kung Ku Panda 2 reference is good.
Oh nooo~....if only I could fly- OOOOOHHHH WAAAAIIIIIT!
Then play the footage of it rolling through the door in reverse. The End :P
“Did you unsubscribe?”
…”I had no choice."
rAUSTINm was it my vlogs
i am.... a faaailure...
and.. so are you
we are the same
We're not the same! I'm not . . .
That Dalek singing the Superman theme. I haven't laughed this hard in months.
James A Williams same
Same
Same!!!
James A Williams Hey dude watch this video again!
That killed me it was beautiful.
My god I actually feel bad for a Dalek.
The Doctor just can't take a Bugger joke...
@@annoying_HK_guy I guess he is not the bugger man here.
"Why can't you take a joke?"
"I dunno."
"I'm a bloody octopus."
Where's the inklings
You're not even that
@@ericbazinga
Rose did more than regenerate you. You've absorbed her DNA. You're mutating.
@@saagabragi6938Into what?
@@georgeray1906 Something new.
"What are ya gonna do, sucker me to death?"
"Yes."
In other news, NASA has discovered what appear to be the sides of the human named "Ryan Low" in orbit.
THAT'S A LITTLE HARSH, DON'T YOU THINK?
I died laughing "The internet fixed my balls" 😂😂😂
r.i.p
"Rose did more than regenerate you. You absorbed her DNA."
Like... a Hybrid?
Don't. Just don't
+Deathrock9 I agree it could've been a great episode but nooo we had to have one more Clara who episode
koolboy895 Her death in Face Raven was great and they should have left it at that. Did they? Nein.
101PiGuy 314 I feel it was necessary because she's in his time stream.
**Capaldi Appears** "Did someone say 'HYDBRID!'"
"what about you doctor? what the hell are you changing into?" "ooh, burn." my new favorite quote of all time 😂
“Order me to die”
This scene - real or edited - will always make me cry.
God, even in parody it’s a bit of a nostalgia trip to remember how terrifying these things were for the first two seasons of the reboot.
That scene in the sewers as the Dalek rolls past the Doctor and Tellulah was pretty spine chilling
do do do do do doo doo doooooooooo (superman)
doo doo doo doo doo nah nah nah 😂🤣
BA BA DAAAA
He really did download the internet innit
Someone should make a doctor who fanfiction with the daleks like this.
Yes
Bernardo Blique I volunteer to write it terribly
Since I draw, not write, but maybe I'll scribble a few sentences about it
Zoe And Her Daleks make it a comic.
Bugger! Why isn't this a thing!
I think they just did
'what are you gonna do, sucker me to death?'
'yes'
that line should've been in the original show
I genuinely didn't know they could do that, I thought that thing was just for holding stuff so that shit caught me off guard lol
Right, I subscribed.
Can't bear to disappoint Dalek
Black Thunder well hello there
Dalek: Did you unsubscribe?
*dramatic pause*
Doctor: I had no choice.
Gets me every time.
“Alright now you are taking the piss.”
That killed me omfg-
when the Dalek absorbed the Internet shouldn't it become the lord of memes, oh s*** what up it's the lord of memes, Dalek Kek.
Draxis Blackwood how about dalek Lol
I love you
I should be called dakek
Grandek
this was early 2000s internet
This is the episode where a Dalek has an identity crisis
"I'm a bloody octopus" XD
"You're not even that."
Yes you
5:17
*subscription added*
+iKavix 7:51
IT'S JOHN CENAAAA
Your mutating...
Into what?
I dont know...
Well thats helpful...
😂😂😂😂😂😂
XD
YoshiTrainer DC How'd you get so many likes when you clearly got the quote wrong?
god of RAGE 😂😂😂😂😂
YoshiTrainer DC
it's 'something new' not 'I don't know'
It's "that's helpful"
Why do I laugh so much at "I'm a bloody octopus!"
The superman bit was funny too!
I died at that point too, just the way it's delivered. "I'm a bloody oc to pus"
"Apparently a trilogy is not enough."
Genius.
This is superbly written and I'm only two minutes in.
[edit]and the Superman bit! Holy crap my sides...[/edit]
Barely Edited I don't get the trilogy joke
Barely Edited
why did you write the edit in html?
dan b This abridged Dalek series was supposed to be a trilogy, this was the fourth entry.
Deathlygunn got it
+WaffleFive He thinks it's still 2005
He absorbed the internet
HE HAS ALL THE SUBSCRIBERS!
Planet 360 see the Internet is a dark place that's why he killed himself at the end
James Page lol
Planet 360/ drjake360 he downloaded everything
Even doctor X Dalek fan fiction
@@racingbronze6530 The
What
"Guess how hot my dome is..."
Brilliant!
No, FANTASTIC!!
Initiate PUBERTY
why was there no "that dalek just absorbed the entire internet. it has all the subscribers"?
Skarlon lol that’s clever
That singing dalek joke was the best thing to happened before a render EVER
fanTAStic
absolutely fanTASTIC
You should do one of this for the first two episodes of Series 9! You could have millions of Daleks saying "Bugger" in unison!
"what are ya gonna do, sucker me to death?"
"..."
"...Yes"
Doctor: we got to keep him in the cell
CELL DOOR OPENS
I laughed so much at Superman Dalek. He sounded like Mr. Bean too, so that made it even funnier 😂
A sad story bout a dalek seeking comedic value in this world. D; Rest in peperonis sweet prinz
rip metaltron, The Last Great Time War - 2012
"I-NI-TI-ATE PU-BER-TYYY!"
"I asked for the new, not the weather."
I'm not going to pretend I understand that joke, but I'm not going to pretend I don't love it.
News
It's something you say to people if they're talking to you but bits of spit are coming out when they're talking. The Doctor shouts "why don't you just die" and some spit comes out and ends up on his lip.
For me this was comedy gold.
I like that, that's clever, I'm going to have to start using that.
"I'm a bloody.. octopus" 😂😂😂😂 without a doubt the funniest thing a dalek has ever said
I freaking love these doofy Daleks, I now want there to be a companion Daleks that basically acts like this. Just in the comics or radio plays, because that would just be amazing. Not on TV because I think that’s easier to screw up.
Brilliant... no wait... FANTASTIC
+MediaCityUK MOLTE BENE.
+Joe Vevers Geronimo
Shut up, Shut Up, Shutitty Up-Up (didn't mean it, someone already took Molto Bene)
Allons-y
+Lewis Conroy Kidneys
Honestly the Dalek singing the Superman theme is the most horrifying thing I've ever seen
"YOU CAN'T TAKE A JOKE!"
"Why should I, you never did!"
xD
I am superman!! 😂
YellowFlyingNinjaCupcakes I died laughing at that part!😂
Plus superman theme
Omg just noticed this isn't actually the show speech
Did you really think a Dalek fucking sung Superman?
@@TheMultiGamerOfficial take the joke
@@michaeltaylor5197 It wasn't a joke, I don't think
@@TheMultiGamerOfficial you completely missed the joke.
@@DubiousMints There was no joke?
Knock Knock
Who's Their
Doctor
Doctor Who
You Just said it.
"I've come to help, I'm Jodie Whittaker"
I'm actually dying lmao
More like "I've come to destroy the franchise"
This Dalek needs Tumblr
ByronDoodles The internet did fix it's balls
Well.... Seeing how tumblr banned porn recently, i dont think that would be wise for him.
THE INTERNET FIXED MY BALLS
Make more, it shall be known as the bugger SAGA! :D
"wait this isnt going to hurt is it?"
was that a portal 2 reference?
god of RAGE yeah Wheatley said it before taking glados' place
god of RAGE Or a Red vs Blue: Blood Gulch Chronicles reference, which was my thought.
god of RAGE Or it's not a reference to anything. It's a pretty simple phrase.
" DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DOOOOO , BAH BAAA BAAAAA " - a beautiful Dalek
If you don't have the subtitles you're missing another dimension to this masterpiece
“Alright now you’re taking the piss” , “I need subscribers” and “ah stairs my old enemy” had me dying, your Dalek parodies are amazing.
"Wait this isn't going to hurt is it?"
At this moment the last Dalek knew..........it fucked up.
"GAHHHHHHH"
The internet fixed my BAAAAALLS
Esokol88 well Mr Van Statten did one the internet
Am I the only one that thinks joe vevers needs to be the next Doctor
yes.
"Note to self, dont make jokes"
"Ah, stairs, my old enemy"
I can indentify myself as a Dalek...
6:29 the Doctor is an edgy 12 year old confirmed
01:16 This is the point where I clicked the subscribe button.
1:21 Unsubscirbed
"It hasn't got legs, it's stuck!"
IT HAS A FUCKING LASER WHISK!
"Ge-netic mat-erial extrapolated! Initiate PUBERTYYYYY!"
"that dalek just absorbed the entire internet."
That's like 90% porn anyways.
That Dalek has literally murdered the entire base and she is looking at the Doctor like a monster because he spared TWO people out of hundreds. Doesn't make sense.
These are AMAZING. How do you do the dalek voice? No one does it as good as you!
+sameer shah Thanks! :) It's just a mix of Audacity and screaming into a microphone.
+Joe Vevers I agree the voices are fabulous
Victory of the Daleks next?
+legobowserman indeed this must be a thing
+Brad Hayes Indeed, the Power rangers, Teletubbies and skittle jokes are endless.
The moment he said 'did you unsubscribe?' and it cut to that shot of the Doctor I knew what was coming. I immediately lost it before he said 'I had no choice'
ah stairs my old enemy
"Wait, this isn't going to hurt, it it?" Those are some of the best final words ever.
the Internet fixed my balls LMAO
So the daleks invented superman.
+Conor Thibeault Alien. From a dead planet. Bulletproof. Can fly. It's too obvious to ignore.
+Joe Vevers Don't forget: They both shoot lasers at their opponents 😉
Still wonderful three years later.
"i Am sUpErmAn!"
"dOOdOOdOOdOO!"
"a trilogy of four. Unbelievable." R.I.P. best dalek, forever in our hearts. You were funny.
This just popped into my recommendations... and it's freaking beautiful.
2:47 speaks out to me cos I hit puberty recently
If only it felt as good as it must have felt for Metaltron when he broke out of his chains.
"That dalek just downloaded the entire internet"
"Holy shit my brain is full of so much FURRY POOOOOOOOOOORRRN"
“Did you…unsubscribe?” (Overly-long pause)
“I had no choice.” Dude, this so 2023… 😜
Please make parodies of every dalek episode, these videos are hilarious XD
5:07 OMG I'M DYING, I'VE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR TOO LONG !!!!!
“Wait this isn’t going to hurt is it aaaaaaggghhh” 😂
I have just discovered your channel.... You have made my whole day!! I haven't laughed that hard in so long. literally wiping tears away! Lol
DALEK: "Shape Of You - Ed Sheeran"
I can't.
5 years and it never gets old
I never knew they had such bandwidth in Utah... Downloading the entire Internet in five seconds I forgot about that :P
MYSTERIOUS ANGRY TEAPOT: Knock... knoooock...
"I'm a bloody octopus"
I can see why this video is very popular on this channel because it is very funny.
The Dalek singing or humming the Superman theme while rising up the stairs killed me. 🤣
AH STAIRS MY OLD ENEMY...
I AM SUPERMAN **sings the superman song**
To this day The Dalek singing the Superman Theme up the stairs is one of the funniest clips I’ve ever seen.
5:08 is where the hysterics began
Oh my god a Dalek singing the Superman theme tune is fucking hilarious now imagine the fleet of Daleks coming out of the genesis ark all singing the Superman theme tune
This is a masterpiece. Great job man
These are all absolutely superb! I really hope you do some with the Twelfth Doctor!
"THE IN-TER-NET FIXED MY BALLS!"
"Apparently a trilogy isn't enough."
You really saw it coming.
The internet thing should have gone like this: Doctor: So what did you find? Dalek: Mostly porn, memes too. What the hell do humans do in their spare time?!
r/yourjokebutworse
@dedangdegenerate r/usernamechecksout