Not My Daleks

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  • Опубліковано 8 січ 2021
  • Those spicy pepperpots are back with a fresh new look.
    #DoctorWho #RevolutionoftheDaleks
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  • @Glisten456
    @Glisten456 2 роки тому +1432

    "Nobody wants to see a racist compost bin!"
    Exactly, they'd much rather see racist salt shakers

    • @dandolanphotography8983
      @dandolanphotography8983 8 місяців тому +13

      Exactly

    • @slidemguy
      @slidemguy 7 місяців тому +15

      And thats the story of the tories time in government

    • @sail4170
      @sail4170 7 місяців тому +2

      YEO

    • @stevenborg102
      @stevenborg102 Місяць тому

      yo the subtitles add a whole new layer to the jokes haha

  • @Ardvards
    @Ardvards 3 роки тому +2964

    "you've given me a lot to think about"
    "really?"
    "nope"
    "WE PEAKED AT THE DEAD PLANETTTTTTTT"

    • @denis197534
      @denis197534 3 роки тому +80

      Lol that made me laugh so hard

    • @toasty8547
      @toasty8547 3 роки тому +58

      Ngl I’m going to add this to my soundboard

    • @redactedduetosafetyreasons
      @redactedduetosafetyreasons 3 роки тому +18

      Now This. Is GREAT Comedy.(Way Better Than Bad Comedy)

    • @klop4228
      @klop4228 3 роки тому +12

      The episode or the serial?

    • @archusrtm6325
      @archusrtm6325 2 роки тому +8

      Personally I think they did. Because they felt quite sad to see

  • @jamma.77
    @jamma.77 2 роки тому +1291

    "I'm your best---" *Gets immediately exterminated.*
    *Brief pause.* "Why did he think we wouldn't just kill him?"
    So on point.

    • @joelper7567
      @joelper7567 Рік тому +83

      I was so pissed they didn't kill him in the actual episode. The ONE CHARACTER WE ACTUALLY WANTED THEM TO KILL.

    • @jamma.77
      @jamma.77 Рік тому +76

      @@joelper7567 They didn't even kill Jack so he could demonstrate his immortality instead of just clunkily exposititing it - that's Chibnall for you, I guess.

    • @Marshall-Ridez
      @Marshall-Ridez Рік тому

      @@jamma.77 it was a fine episode but yeah he should of got shot tbh like where he is behind a wall and he is chillin there and made it that the daleks detect him and then shoot him and he comes back after that then teleports off the ship then it explodes then we would all be happy but no chibnall didn't do that

    • @garrtoons4303
      @garrtoons4303 6 місяців тому +3

      ​@@joelper7567Maybe it's because he's so evil that they didn't mind him. 😂

    • @Ishtarru
      @Ishtarru 6 місяців тому +1

      Glob I wish that actually happened in the episode.

  • @TheJokerX94
    @TheJokerX94 3 роки тому +593

    2:04 "Keep to your cute little V formations everybody, LIKE GEESE!"

    • @mayzhen-yan4532
      @mayzhen-yan4532 3 роки тому +14

      Lol😂🤣🤣

    • @mayzhen-yan4532
      @mayzhen-yan4532 3 роки тому +13

      Yes there now geese for 30 secs

    • @RDMGAMER
      @RDMGAMER 2 роки тому +5

      I didn’t notice the LIKE GEESE part so thank you for that.

  • @whatswithgus
    @whatswithgus 3 роки тому +1915

    "Why did he think we wouldn't just kill him?" My thoughts exactly when I was watching the episode!

  • @VictorianOrpheus
    @VictorianOrpheus 3 роки тому +1489

    'B&M Bargin Bin Boys' is probably one of the funniest things I've heard recently. Also absoltuely love the prospect that the daleks all secretly have northern accents

  • @tardisglitch547
    @tardisglitch547 3 роки тому +1393

    "Those are powerful intelligent creatures. I'm backing them."
    *" P E W ! P E W ! P E E E E E W ! "*

    • @playtime_foxy
      @playtime_foxy 2 роки тому +8

      Yep

    • @ananonymousnerd.2179
      @ananonymousnerd.2179 2 роки тому +38

      And the newest one with the mini-gun-sticks. "We traded the pew-pew for a rata-tat-tat!"

    • @playtime_foxy
      @playtime_foxy 2 роки тому +16

      @@ananonymousnerd.2179 Best quote in dalek history

    • @eliotreader8220
      @eliotreader8220 2 роки тому +7

      your playing with fire Pal, they are literally a group of deadly Pepper Potts

    • @PurpleHeartE54
      @PurpleHeartE54 Рік тому +1

      @@ananonymousnerd.2179 AND IT CANNOT. POSSIBLY. MISS. RATA-TA-TA-TA-TA----

  • @ihateunicorns867
    @ihateunicorns867 3 роки тому +1498

    "La la la la la I'm Right!"
    "You glow the wrong colour!"
    This is brilliant.

    • @robertonline6543
      @robertonline6543 3 роки тому +11

      Lmao

    • @robertbeaudry9872
      @robertbeaudry9872 3 роки тому +13

      It's a good allegory for conservatives vs non conservatives... but it's simply NOT dalek behaviour from either side... daleks are not standup comics

    • @serpentine8124
      @serpentine8124 3 роки тому +33

      ​@@robertbeaudry9872 "you are superior in one aspect...your better at dying" Yeah sure buddy.

    • @robertbeaudry9872
      @robertbeaudry9872 3 роки тому +3

      @@serpentine8124 an unintentionally funny one off is very different from a set.

    • @serpentine8124
      @serpentine8124 3 роки тому +32

      @@robertbeaudry9872 'would you care for some tea?' ' This is not war - this is pest control!"' "You would destroy the Cybermen with four Daleks? We would destroy the Cybermen with one Dalek! " Harriet Jones: "Harriet Jones, former prime minister." Daleks: "Yes, we know who you are."
      There's plenty of funny quotes from daleks. Anyway, this video is clearly satire, so its weird you'd get annoyed at a fan video for making daleks have a sense of humour, when they're clearly not intended to be like daleks in show, except for voice. I think your missing point of this videos, which is to be funny by changing voice lines of daleks.

  • @billylardner
    @billylardner 3 роки тому +1877

    "Alert, political analogy approaching" IM CRYING

    • @billylardner
      @billylardner 3 роки тому +21

      @@billyswift5394 no, i am

    • @I_Stole_Your_Toast
      @I_Stole_Your_Toast 3 роки тому +17

      Pew pew pew pew

    • @MegaTaylor12345
      @MegaTaylor12345 3 роки тому +10

      Why did he assume we would not just kill him

    • @SwiftNimblefoot
      @SwiftNimblefoot 2 роки тому +20

      It's weird they made british Trump, isn't their current president already british Trump? He sure has the same crazy hair.

    • @Capybarrrraaaa
      @Capybarrrraaaa 2 роки тому +3

      @@SwiftNimblefoot Nah, there's quite a bit of difference between Trump and our PM, Johnson; Trump's more of a self-interested grifter, where Boris is more 'born into the lap of luxury that cheated him to the top through nepotism' while being stuck with a teenager's mentality.
      Trump's half-competent and malicious. Boris is wholly incompetent and believes himself beyond consequence. Not sure which is worse, as a leader, honestly.

  • @jevanking4768
    @jevanking4768 3 роки тому +2296

    ‘I could not find anything for garlic afterbirth’ yeah that’s probably for the best

    • @jvevers
      @jvevers  3 роки тому +239

      imma delete my search history.

    • @davros_adl8155
      @davros_adl8155 3 роки тому +40

      Oh god I just googled it

    • @_HOLLOW_-ll7dj
      @_HOLLOW_-ll7dj 3 роки тому +29

      w h a t i s I t

    • @BenWilliamson88711
      @BenWilliamson88711 3 роки тому +23

      Bugger

    • @JSP_1147
      @JSP_1147 3 роки тому +27

      Dalek: You Know you've give me a lot to think about
      Fake Dalek: Really
      Dalek: No...
      PEW PEW PEWW PEWW

  • @britanimations2002
    @britanimations2002 3 роки тому +950

    I just realised, this should've been called "The Bitch Fight of Clifton Suspension Bridge"

    • @eliotreader8220
      @eliotreader8220 3 роки тому +26

      i really like how they used that road bridge outside of Bristol city as the setting for the original Daleks to meet the Daleks that was built On earth

    • @northernleigonare
      @northernleigonare 3 роки тому +6

      Hahaha

  • @ShameleonFactor
    @ShameleonFactor 3 роки тому +434

    "I could not find anything for 'garlic afterbirth."
    *"BUGGER.”*

    • @LeBeaBae
      @LeBeaBae 7 місяців тому +2

      dude the "BUGGER" keeps killing me

  • @psiseven
    @psiseven 3 роки тому +963

    3:10
    "Those are powerful intelligent creatures"
    Intelligent creatures: Pew noises

  • @khloet508
    @khloet508 3 роки тому +1575

    "It's quite important that they don't realise I'm here"
    Lands Tardis in the open whilst daleks are flying above it

    • @libertyadams5961
      @libertyadams5961 3 роки тому +94

      Ikr, that was so stupidly contradictory I thought it was a *joke*. Ik I laughed.

    • @khloet508
      @khloet508 3 роки тому +117

      @@libertyadams5961 Chibnall's writing is unintentionally funny, but intentionally cringeworthy

    • @cybertris6911
      @cybertris6911 3 роки тому +20

      I mean it's possible that she made it invisible to anyone outside of the shield. Like in the Series 6 opener they landed it in the white house invisibly.

    • @khloet508
      @khloet508 3 роки тому +52

      @@cybertris6911 difference between season 6 and revoultion of the daleks, season 6 explained it, whereas the new years epidode blatantly showed the Tardis landing infront of thousands of daleks

    • @cybertris6911
      @cybertris6911 3 роки тому +5

      @@khloet508 yeah but it's still possible she made it invisible. It's not like the daleks had dialogue that confirmed that they saw it so we can just make an assumption that there's a reason they didn't see it

  • @ghingcarl
    @ghingcarl 3 роки тому +1825

    “Do you remember Torchwood, mixed bag wasn’t it?”
    “Never really cared for it”
    This was painfully hilarious.

    • @SwiftNimblefoot
      @SwiftNimblefoot 2 роки тому +29

      Oh that must have stung. :)

    • @wanderingshadow1372
      @wanderingshadow1372 2 роки тому +53

      Jack: "You gotta be kidding me."

    • @eliotreader8220
      @eliotreader8220 2 роки тому +16

      it was nice how they brought Captain Jack to appear in a Dalek episode which is very fitting given how he's got a past history with them

    • @willwh9228
      @willwh9228 2 роки тому +4

      Yeah it good seeing captain Jack again.

    • @wanderingshadow1372
      @wanderingshadow1372 2 роки тому +2

      @@eliotreader8220 Agreed. Loved that Gwen Cooper mention too!

  • @dylanhope9841
    @dylanhope9841 3 роки тому +444

    “These are powerful, intelligent creatures”
    The Daleks: PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW

    • @MacTechG4
      @MacTechG4 2 роки тому +14

      Personally, I prefer the RATTA-TAT-TAT!

    • @PurpleHeartE54
      @PurpleHeartE54 8 місяців тому +4

      ​@@MacTechG4AND IT CANNOT POSSIBLY MISS.

    • @TotherKoala
      @TotherKoala 7 місяців тому +2

      @@PurpleHeartE54RATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATA

  • @danielpurdy9328
    @danielpurdy9328 3 роки тому +1728

    "Nobody wants to see a racist compost bin"
    *YEAHHHH*

  • @tomimpala
    @tomimpala 3 роки тому +822

    The Robertson "these are intelligent creatures" as you go "pew pew" and Jack groaning at "Torchwood was a bit of a mixed bag" is so gold

  • @damno.1376
    @damno.1376 2 роки тому +258

    I will never get tired of hearing Daleks saying bugger, these are my Daleks.

  • @Mike_Dubo
    @Mike_Dubo 3 роки тому +249

    You know, I never saw this episode, and I literally could not tell til the end that this was a parody, and I thought the script writers finally went full on nuts. Had me dying of laughter there for a bit!

    • @mar10gaming
      @mar10gaming 7 місяців тому +12

      Thank you so much for this comment i was genuinely worried this was real

    • @sergiodelgado192
      @sergiodelgado192 6 місяців тому +1

      This ain't real? Ok this ruined the whole episode for me

    • @paladinboyd1228
      @paladinboyd1228 6 місяців тому

      @@sergiodelgado192How did it ruin the ep?

  • @britanimations2002
    @britanimations2002 3 роки тому +2746

    This came out quicker than I would've ever expected. How the Daleks sound out of their casing, genius

    • @jvevers
      @jvevers  3 роки тому +199

      Would have come out quicker without five previous attempts to get it through the copyright system! Thanks for watching :)

    • @MillywiggZ
      @MillywiggZ 3 роки тому +23

      It came quicker than your mam.

    • @IllusivePrime
      @IllusivePrime 3 роки тому +39

      Yeah, they sound like Yorkshire Dalek mutants. lol As a Yorkshire man, I approve. lol

    • @spawnof200
      @spawnof200 3 роки тому +22

      @@IllusivePrime reminds me of christopher eccleston

    • @winebrenner3
      @winebrenner3 3 роки тому +13

      @@jvevers what happened to actor who plays mr bean

  • @RGWProductions
    @RGWProductions 3 роки тому +625

    "Alert! Observe! It is the Doctor! She is literally landing in front of us! We can *see* you, Doctor!" God this is gold.

    • @titusbraxin2188
      @titusbraxin2188 7 місяців тому +22

      Ehh theyd probably prioritize killing the “inferior” daleks by principle even if there were only two daleks left in all of existence.

    • @theapple3160
      @theapple3160 4 місяці тому

      Gold jerry, THIS IS GOLD

  • @halocrafter300
    @halocrafter300 3 роки тому +257

    “Let’s see if I remember how to activate my Ring MODULATOOOOR!”
    Goddamit it should be illegal to have me wheezing this hard.

    • @Azzameen99AZ
      @Azzameen99AZ 11 місяців тому +9

      Pretty sure he said "ring modulator", which is the device used by the BBC to create the Dalek voices.

    • @halocrafter300
      @halocrafter300 11 місяців тому +1

      @@Azzameen99AZ fixed it, thank you

    • @Azzameen99AZ
      @Azzameen99AZ 11 місяців тому

      @@halocrafter300 Anytime. It's still frigging hilarious.

    • @saagabragi6938
      @saagabragi6938 9 місяців тому

      @@Azzameen99AZ
      TIÖ

  • @amanul_2474
    @amanul_2474 3 роки тому +723

    "How many of you are there?"
    "4"
    "You are going to defeat the cybermen with 4 Daleks?"
    "We would wipe out the cyber men with ONE Dalek"
    Good old days

    • @randomcenturion7264
      @randomcenturion7264 3 роки тому +35

      I miss the era of the 10th. And maybe the first season of 11. After that, I'm good.
      I'm glad this video exists though. To see our old Bronze Bois wipe out those knock offs.

    • @neoterumi4772
      @neoterumi4772 8 місяців тому +4

      @@randomcenturion7264 Parts of 6 and First half of Season 7 was good too.

    • @randomcenturion7264
      @randomcenturion7264 8 місяців тому +2

      @@neoterumi4772 Oh really?

    • @neoterumi4772
      @neoterumi4772 8 місяців тому +5

      @@randomcenturion7264 mostly the episodes about The Doctor and River in season 6 (Good man goes to war) and the final episodes about the Doctor and Amy and Rory together.

    • @codysonic1
      @codysonic1 7 місяців тому

      I'LL DO IT!

  • @Tumbleflop
    @Tumbleflop 3 роки тому +604

    *SOMEONE REFERENCED THE ETHERIC BEAM LOCATORS!*

    • @hyweljones718
      @hyweljones718 3 роки тому +11

      I can't remember, was that from the Comic Relief special?

    • @Sonicbolt456
      @Sonicbolt456 3 роки тому +26

      @@hyweljones718 it was originally used by the 4th doctor in Genesis of the Daleks, then used a bunch of times in audio and other media. It was then used to refer to a function that "Dalek Bumps" have in The Curse of Fatal Death, a comic relief special episode of Doctor Who

    • @KingLofiOne
      @KingLofiOne 3 роки тому +6

      @@Sonicbolt456 Since The Curse of Fatal Death aired in 1999 and that's also the year Big Finish got started with original audio dramas, the timeline would be
      >Genesis of the Daleks > books > Curse of Fatal Death > audios.
      They are only Dalek bumps in Curse of Fatal Death, though.

    • @Sonicbolt456
      @Sonicbolt456 3 роки тому +3

      Yeah

    • @SamuelBlack84
      @SamuelBlack84 3 роки тому +2

      I'll explain later

  • @heatherrockwell9012
    @heatherrockwell9012 3 роки тому +386

    As someone who owns the modulator they use for the show, I can confirm that just talking into it without putting in the acting to make it sound right actually does sound just like that. It's amazing how much of it is just Nicholas Briggs (or you, or me, or whoever) talking like a Dalek.

    • @jvevers
      @jvevers  3 роки тому +88

      Hoping to start saving soon towards getting the modulator Nick Briggs uses! Yeah you really have to proper yell into the mic. Definitely need to have water on standby...

    • @heatherrockwell9012
      @heatherrockwell9012 3 роки тому +33

      @@jvevers Yeah, it's really cool to have, I got it for a Christmas a while back. One thing you notice (which I'm sure you've noticed) is that a lot of the Dalek voice from the show is actually just what Nicholas Briggs' voice sounds like, and that other people who do it won't sound the same because it'll be missing that component.

    • @future057
      @future057 3 роки тому +3

      How did you get hold of a ring modulator?

    • @heatherrockwell9012
      @heatherrockwell9012 3 роки тому +18

      @@future057 An inadvisable amount of money.

    • @DARKFIRE2008
      @DARKFIRE2008 2 роки тому

      @@jvevers what do u use

  • @pundahandz7403
    @pundahandz7403 3 роки тому +1146

    "WHY MUST THERE ALWAYS BE CHANGE! CHANGE IS SCARY!!"
    That's it. That's the show.

    • @lloydzeroa.k.aforger6990
      @lloydzeroa.k.aforger6990 2 роки тому +52

      Only good thing from eve was the gatling gun daleks.
      That shit is terrifying when you think about it.

    • @oricalu448
      @oricalu448 2 роки тому +60

      @@lloydzeroa.k.aforger6990 shame they missed literally every shot. They might have even been a threat then.

    • @TimeMasterOG
      @TimeMasterOG 2 роки тому +20

      @@oricalu448 storm trooper daleks

    • @eliotreader8220
      @eliotreader8220 2 роки тому +4

      I don't know about that but I for one did like the Dalek's new sleek appearance it made them look more like elegant deadly Pepper Potts.
      the red lights made them look like you shouldn't mess with fire. I do like how this Dalek speaks with a Yorkshire accent

    • @TimeMasterOG
      @TimeMasterOG 2 роки тому

      @@eliotreader8220 making their lights red just makes it blatantly obvious their evil and its not necessary

  • @TheHufflepuffSaint
    @TheHufflepuffSaint 3 роки тому +232

    "You've given me a lot to think about."
    "Really?"
    "Nope." *Blaster Fires*

    • @thomasstorry1685
      @thomasstorry1685 2 роки тому +13

      WE PEAKED IN THE DEAD PLANEEEEEEEEEETTT!!!!!!

  • @nickjrossi
    @nickjrossi 3 роки тому +433

    It’s cool how he always manages to get Nicholas Briggs to voice the Daleks for his videos!

    • @jvevers
      @jvevers  3 роки тому +196

      He won't return my faxes.

    • @RandomAmerican3000
      @RandomAmerican3000 3 роки тому +35

      @@jvevers Isn't that a bit of a fax pas?

    • @ajivins1
      @ajivins1 3 роки тому +13

      @@jvevers Try MySpace.

    • @kromus1
      @kromus1 3 роки тому +15

      This was better than the whole era of Chib-Who

  • @penumbra4995
    @penumbra4995 3 роки тому +3204

    Using the daleks as an analogy for both side of doctor who fans of traditionalist vs the new era was genius

    • @ukraineakshan946
      @ukraineakshan946 3 роки тому +370

      Yes a genius way to show that the new era is literally shit

    • @ukraineakshan946
      @ukraineakshan946 3 роки тому +76

      Because in the new fucking era Salem’s tend to say pew pew how fucking wonderful,a monster made to rule the galaxy as a superior entity say pew pew fuck to Chibnail

    • @MonotoniTV
      @MonotoniTV 3 роки тому +98

      @@ukraineakshan946 what is the new era? Where do you guys draw the line?
      Capaldi? Eccelston? That blond woman?

    • @thrashpondopons2776
      @thrashpondopons2776 3 роки тому +21

      & we can plainly see which side will win!

    • @barryhomeowner9293
      @barryhomeowner9293 3 роки тому +43

      @@ukraineakshan946 You do know that... this is.. in the episode they didn't... never mind

  • @wise89
    @wise89 3 роки тому +64

    1:42
    *WHY MUST THERE ALWAYS BE CHANGE!*
    *CHANGE IS SCARY*
    that got me in stitches🤣🤣

  • @Nyaliva
    @Nyaliva 2 роки тому +159

    There are so many great jokes here, but I freaking lose it everytime I hear:
    "Those are powerful intelligent creatures."
    *PEW* *PEW* *PEW* *PEW* *PEW*

  • @mistamysteriuh
    @mistamysteriuh 3 роки тому +1427

    Seriously, is no one gonna talk about Mr bean's unexpected appearance? That shit made me fall off my chair

    • @Gundam_JAY
      @Gundam_JAY 3 роки тому +8

      Wait where

    • @lightdark00
      @lightdark00 3 роки тому +26

      @@Gundam_JAY at 5:12

    • @dawnwayfinder
      @dawnwayfinder 3 роки тому +60

      "Curse of Fatal Death" is now canon?

    • @lightdark00
      @lightdark00 3 роки тому +20

      @@dawnwayfinder I don't watch the show anymore, but he obviously edited Mr Bean in.

    • @Dr.Death8520
      @Dr.Death8520 3 роки тому +34

      @@dawnwayfinder wait, you're actually right. Because the doctor has many lives she doesn't know about (timeless child), fatal death is now canon until proven otherwise!

  • @CrossFilms669
    @CrossFilms669 3 роки тому +401

    “These are intelligent creatures” “pew pew pew pew pew pew”

  • @FloppydriveMaestro
    @FloppydriveMaestro 3 роки тому +74

    The sequence at 0:48 where it transitions from the creatures voice to the shell is absolute gold

  • @videogamesonly7544
    @videogamesonly7544 3 роки тому +39

    “So I’m sitting there barbecue sauce on my atheric beam locators”
    That’s just the best line ever

  • @JeremyDuncan
    @JeremyDuncan 3 роки тому +352

    The etheric beam locators and barbecue sauce joke was such an odd deep cut yet i highly appreciated it. My favorite was refencing the modulator!

    • @Nyaliva
      @Nyaliva 2 роки тому +13

      Two references in one, only someone who is sufficiently in pop culture today and who consumes doctor who media from over a decade ago will get it, and I love it every time I hear it. 😆

    • @MacTechG4
      @MacTechG4 2 роки тому +8

      Definitely love the obscure references

    • @MarioPerez-ng9it
      @MarioPerez-ng9it Рік тому +2

      I want in on the joke please!

    • @Ruuehxbfiqkxn
      @Ruuehxbfiqkxn 8 місяців тому +9

      @@MarioPerez-ng9it It’s a reference to a doctor who comic relief special The curse of fatal death in which The Master gets two ‘ethnic beam locators’ on his chest (Dalek bumps) which look like boobies and a vine that goes: ‘so I was standing there, barbecue sauce on my titties…’
      I tried to explain it the best I can but it sort of sounds ridiculous unless you’ve seen the special

    • @MarioPerez-ng9it
      @MarioPerez-ng9it 8 місяців тому

      ​@@Ruuehxbfiqkxn hehehehehe

  • @sammartino392
    @sammartino392 3 роки тому +323

    New Daleks: we are better, now let's attack earth!
    Old Daleks: and where did that bring you? Back to uuuus!!

  • @bluehero-96
    @bluehero-96 3 роки тому +40

    The "Not my daleks" line was perfectly built up to and delivered. I can't get over it.

  • @robinhood5627
    @robinhood5627 3 роки тому +40

    "See if I remember how to activate my voice reMODULATOR!!!!" literally crying. These need to legit be in normal Dr who, I'd start watching it again then.

  • @Deathlygunn
    @Deathlygunn 3 роки тому +240

    Anyone else find it hilarious that the Dalek out of it's casing occasionally sounds like Eccleston 😂

    • @cyberdalek615
      @cyberdalek615 3 роки тому +40

      "I am alone in the universe. So are you. We are the same..." guess the Metaltron was more right than we let him on.

    • @quasarggl7502
      @quasarggl7502 2 роки тому +3

      he is a good dalek

    • @johnroach9026
      @johnroach9026 Рік тому +8

      Well, Skaro does have a north, does it not?

    • @flightlesslord2688
      @flightlesslord2688 Рік тому +1

      of course Daleks sounds like squiddy Yorkshiremen, why wouldnt they

    • @MacTechG4
      @MacTechG4 Рік тому +5

      @@johnroach9026lots of planets have a north…

  • @user-ce8kn6sr4x
    @user-ce8kn6sr4x 3 роки тому +227

    This was legitimately more fun to watch than the actual special

    • @IRMentat
      @IRMentat 7 місяців тому

      Still true.

  • @benbrinicombe9530
    @benbrinicombe9530 3 роки тому +49

    “LIKE GEESE!” Not sure why that made me laugh so much.

  • @traceywelsh6405
    @traceywelsh6405 3 роки тому +104

    Humans: those are intelligent creatures
    Meanwhile the daleks daily life: “I’m a bit rusty on my BleepBloop dialect but I’ll give it a crack!”

  • @cybertris6911
    @cybertris6911 3 роки тому +156

    Daleks arguing about TV ratings is my new favourite thing

  • @luketyler
    @luketyler 3 роки тому +151

    so i’m sat there, bbq sauce on my estheric beam locators

  • @thehouseofwhatkivanders
    @thehouseofwhatkivanders Рік тому +18

    "It's quite important that they don't realise I'm here."
    *ALERT! OBSERVE! IT IS THE DOCTOR! SHE IS LITERALLY LANDING RIGHT IN FRONT OF US--WE CAN SEE YOU DOCTOR!*

  • @areyra4469
    @areyra4469 2 роки тому +21

    0:47
    The voice changing was so smooth

  • @activatehalo7763
    @activatehalo7763 3 роки тому +277

    Oh god, nothing makes me laugh more than these.

  • @oldoldmeme
    @oldoldmeme 3 роки тому +546

    Back with the older videos I used to jokingly say "this is better than the actual episode". I am not joking anymore.

  • @j-mehlaadeedah5647
    @j-mehlaadeedah5647 Рік тому +36

    It feels Ironic hearing the voice of the 9th Doctor as the daleks. In my opinion, I have never seen the Doctor's rage for the dalkes so raw and powerful in any other Doctor from this one... just to be the voice of the most cheery guy who goes to work with the most positive attitude ever! It feels so back-to-front it turns in on itself and makes it that much more hilarious.

  • @MaxinePrimal
    @MaxinePrimal 3 роки тому +13

    "Keep to your cute little V formations. Like gEESE!"
    Brilliant.

  • @trampolini40
    @trampolini40 3 роки тому +758

    Fun isn't something one considers when watching Chibnall's Doctor Who but this... does put a smile on my face.

    • @Unethical.Dodgson
      @Unethical.Dodgson 3 роки тому +57

      Yeah. I remember fun. This video reminded me that Doctor Who could be fun from time to time... I hate Chinball :(

    • @james_luigi6366
      @james_luigi6366 3 роки тому +2

      Mood

    • @sillygoose635
      @sillygoose635 3 роки тому +5

      yep... especially dealing with people who whine over change...

    • @mastermindjake12
      @mastermindjake12 2 роки тому +12

      @@sillygoose635 "6 million less viewers than in 2018"

    • @lecrusty1984
      @lecrusty1984 2 роки тому +18

      @@sillygoose635 Bad changes.

  • @kripht
    @kripht 3 роки тому +213

    I haven't seen a doctor who episode this good for years.

  • @Iggle_Piggle_Giga_Chad
    @Iggle_Piggle_Giga_Chad 3 роки тому +21

    "I'm a bit rusty on my bleep bloop dialect, but I'll give it a crack"
    This is brilliant

  • @cardinalhamneggs5253
    @cardinalhamneggs5253 7 місяців тому +7

    “So I’m sitting there, BBQ sauce on my ætheric beam locators…” Comedy gold!

  • @TenthSgtSnipes
    @TenthSgtSnipes 3 роки тому +292

    Man those vaccination rays look pretty deadly ngl

    • @Tumbleflop
      @Tumbleflop 3 роки тому +14

      Idk what you mean, the north korean vaccine is fi

    • @EditedAF987
      @EditedAF987 3 роки тому +15

      Clearly it’s made from 5g networks

    • @shuvanispiritualsoldier8173
      @shuvanispiritualsoldier8173 3 роки тому +7

      @@EditedAF987 UNIT uncovers the fact 5g is using delta waves!

    • @frankj2879
      @frankj2879 3 роки тому +6

      Do not question the vaccine rays. The science says they are safe.

    • @alphayun7401
      @alphayun7401 3 роки тому +1

      @@EditedAF987 oh nooooo!!! they are going to cause more viruses

  • @DangerVille
    @DangerVille 3 роки тому +1089

    "NOT MY DALEK"
    *pew*
    *pew*
    *pew*
    *pew*
    *pew*
    *pew*
    *pew*

    • @russ6697
      @russ6697 3 роки тому +8

      "Pugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble and Grub"

    • @ApolloXL5
      @ApolloXL5 3 роки тому +18

      "These beings are extrremely intelligent." he says while hearing pew pew pew noises in the background. lol

    • @darthvader3829
      @darthvader3829 3 роки тому

      I would have destroyed them

    • @adambros5572
      @adambros5572 3 роки тому

      @@russ6697 wrong show

  • @neo529
    @neo529 3 роки тому +16

    Immediately I want more like this.
    Well done.
    I lost my shit about 30 seconds in with a mass of northern Daleks shouting "Ellooooo" and I didn't stop
    Had to watch it twice to make sure :D

  • @heinz9613
    @heinz9613 3 роки тому +17

    4:25
    This is the hardest I've laughed in years

  • @dogstar7925
    @dogstar7925 3 роки тому +77

    "Political analogy approaching!" had me dead lol

  • @wuboAF
    @wuboAF 3 роки тому +136

    Turn on CC. You won't regret it.
    Those Dalek names 😂

    • @shufflingkaosperson5522
      @shufflingkaosperson5522 3 роки тому +13

      DALEK CHATTERTON

    • @jujublue4426
      @jujublue4426 3 роки тому +14

      "The Doctor whether you like it or not"

    • @bipolarbear7337
      @bipolarbear7337 3 роки тому +1

      You Sir, are a saint.

    • @t.estable3856
      @t.estable3856 3 роки тому +7

      Thank you, I went back immediately and rewatched it with captions after reading this and have no regrets.

    • @usaydoo14
      @usaydoo14 3 роки тому +1

      THANK YOU! THAT MADE IT TEN BILLIONS TIME FUNNIER!

  • @kierongreaves8945
    @kierongreaves8945 3 роки тому +10

    1:30 "I’M A BIT RUSTY ON MY ‘BLEEP BLOOP’ DIALECT BUT I’LL GIVE IT A CRACK!" - Instantly subscribed from that moment, genius!

  • @mattAVFC44
    @mattAVFC44 3 роки тому +17

    ‘Oi lads wakey wakey!’
    ‘Oh halloh’
    ‘Oh helloh’
    ‘Oh helloh’
    ‘Oh is it that time already?’ Brilliant

  • @TheLegacyofHitchcock
    @TheLegacyofHitchcock 3 роки тому +46

    When I heard the Vaccination Daleks' natural voices, I half expected them to storm Heaton Park....

  • @CrazyshadowTalksFootball
    @CrazyshadowTalksFootball 3 роки тому +24

    2:28 ‘B&M Bargain Binboys’!! As a real life B&M employee, I approve this joke!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @RealCoolstriker64
    @RealCoolstriker64 3 роки тому +13

    I love how they talk about Torchwood while Jack’s there

  • @AndersonOlivei
    @AndersonOlivei 3 роки тому +17

    5:11 Hey look its the 9th doctor

    • @ThomasFarquhar2
      @ThomasFarquhar2 3 роки тому

      That's Mr bean

    • @cyberdalek615
      @cyberdalek615 2 роки тому +2

      @@ThomasFarquhar2 Yeah, but it’s also 9

    • @myvividmemories
      @myvividmemories 7 місяців тому +1

      @@cyberdalek615bro what the frick no it’s not

    • @WhoAteAllThePi
      @WhoAteAllThePi 7 місяців тому +1

      ​​@@myvividmemories we know john hurt is technically the ninth incarnation, but rowan atkinson was the 9th doctor before moffat's retcon, and is still referred to as such.

  • @tealyg99
    @tealyg99 3 роки тому +102

    The prodigal ring modulated voice hath returned

  • @hoarderofhermits
    @hoarderofhermits 3 роки тому +52

    Mr. Bean says the force will be with you in “mr.bean-pointing” language

  • @gunmasterx1164
    @gunmasterx1164 3 роки тому +9

    1:49 this is gold

  • @TimeyWimey573
    @TimeyWimey573 3 роки тому +95

    As someone who personally hates the new era(Post Moffat), this video was brilliant. Really shows what the right delivery and mentality can create when producing entertainment.

    • @edisontrent618
      @edisontrent618 Рік тому +2

      Honestly, I consider everything past Russel Davies the "new era". That's when it stopped being a beloved nostalgia product and started turning towards being a cash grab, and then it completed the transformation after Moffat.

    • @TimeyWimey573
      @TimeyWimey573 Рік тому +3

      @@edisontrent618 To each his own I guess. I was introduced with classic Who, but quickly fell in love with the newer ones as well (up till about Series 10, after which I increasingly disliked it. Didn't even watch Series 12 or 13 as I thought 11 was just that bad).

    • @saoranachnah-alba723
      @saoranachnah-alba723 11 місяців тому +3

      ​@@edisontrent618I disagree with both of you, as while the Chibnall era has many, MANY, flaws, I feel it still keeps the spirit of Doctor Who just enough that I can still enjoy it as Doctor Who.
      And Moffat was better than Davies, bite me.

    • @LordDaret
      @LordDaret 8 місяців тому +1

      @@saoranachnah-alba723I always thought Moffat had great ideas and episodes, but as the seasons progressed he had a hard time executing the overall bi-seasonal arc. After a while, it would just become a giant frayed mess and he would just reboot and start from a new beginning to resolve the bloated story issue. You can kind of see this with stuff like being too fixated on Clara Oswald and giving her a free TARDIS (which I think was a bad idea) and if I remember correctly, “Demons Run” is the episode where too many characters are brought in on one episode.

    • @someidiotnamedtricks6397
      @someidiotnamedtricks6397 8 місяців тому

      @@LordDaret wait wait wait she got a FREE TARDIS???

  • @connorbevin2834
    @connorbevin2834 3 роки тому +48

    Love the etheric beam locator nod. Love the curse of fatal death

  • @IllusivePrime
    @IllusivePrime 3 роки тому +36

    'Those are powerfull and intelligent creatures.'
    Daleks: PEW! PEW! PEW! PEW!

  • @ruijie1961
    @ruijie1961 3 роки тому +6

    Hearing a Darlek scream "BUGGER" was humor I didn't realize I needed.

  • @enderfox1699
    @enderfox1699 2 роки тому +13

    2:44 -
    Dalek - "you ratings are way down, no one cares about you anymore"
    Notmydalek - " That's because people are consuming us in a different wa-"
    Dalek - "LALALALALA I'M RIGHT!! Nobody wants to see a racist compost bin"
    Also dalek - "Yeah"
    Also dalek - "your glow is wrong, the daleks do not glow red!"
    Also Dalek - "YEAH!"
    Notmydelek - "Why do we have to compare, we are all daleks"
    Dalek - *"NOT MY DALEK"*

  • @CosmiKazie
    @CosmiKazie 3 роки тому +33

    “So I’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my etheric beam locators”

  • @methebather4773
    @methebather4773 3 роки тому +37

    Please tell me it's my deliveroo 😂😂😂😂

  • @nukedpyro
    @nukedpyro 7 місяців тому +3

    "Keep to your cute little V formations everyone, like geese" 😂 shit had me rolling

  • @jamesricardo8067
    @jamesricardo8067 2 роки тому +13

    "you've given me a lot to think about"
    "Really?"
    "Nope" hearing a dalek say nope killed me ngl

  • @grstudios5087
    @grstudios5087 3 роки тому +63

    There are few perfect things in life. This is one of them.

  • @jasonabernethy99
    @jasonabernethy99 3 роки тому +19

    4:30
    Oh come on, that was perfect timing for a 'Bugger!'

  • @alexhollinghurst3945
    @alexhollinghurst3945 3 роки тому +35

    “These are intelligent creatures-”
    *quiet “pewpewpewpewpew” in the background*

  • @bruh949
    @bruh949 2 роки тому +4

    When he said bugger in that voice the best thing ever…

  • @menkomonty
    @menkomonty 3 роки тому +20

    If only we had Daleks bitch shaming each other in the actual episode, I would've given it a 10/10

  • @OuterWildsAstronomer
    @OuterWildsAstronomer 3 роки тому +39

    "This account has been suspended" Im dying loool

  • @JOBSPYGAMES
    @JOBSPYGAMES 7 місяців тому +2

    1:55 "BUGGER" Truly one of the most Dalek qroutes of all time.

  • @astronomydemon6312
    @astronomydemon6312 2 роки тому +7

    3:10 "These are powerful, intelligent creatures" over the Pew Pew Pew in the background is killing me

  • @lordolxinator
    @lordolxinator 3 роки тому +21

    Honestly wanting more Dalek episodes *purely* so you have more material to work with. Highlight of my night seeing this pop up, and garlic afterbirth made me burst out laughing!

  • @edgymoji8260
    @edgymoji8260 3 роки тому +41

    “Vaccination Ray!” I’m done 😂

    • @FHBStudio
      @FHBStudio 3 роки тому +2

      They work! They won't die of covid! Then again, they won't die from anything else either. It's more like a "not dying from anything after this"-ray. Best sales pitch I had.

    • @matheuspinho4987
      @matheuspinho4987 2 роки тому +1

      ISOLATE ISOLATE

    • @patrykpieczkowski4658
      @patrykpieczkowski4658 2 роки тому

      Ray who?

  • @rhy5d3ll
    @rhy5d3ll 3 роки тому +5

    The espheric beam locator reference had me in tears. Such a quality video. 😂😂

  • @titanx5624
    @titanx5624 2 роки тому +8

    2:23 Dalek Notmydiglett: *Stick to the V! STICK TO THE V! Bring it down together lads, keep it TIGHT! THAT WAS SLOOPY.* Why did you have to make that one so funny!🤣

  • @michaellevandowski631
    @michaellevandowski631 3 роки тому +83

    so glad to see that the king of doctor who parodies has finally made his triumphant return! Your re working of the dialogue has always been consistently hilarious and this is no exception. Also I just wanna say as a massive Star Wars fan myself, the use of The Force Theme at the end was a really nice addition :)

    • @jvevers
      @jvevers  3 роки тому +12

      Thanks for watching! :)

  • @tomlangford8885
    @tomlangford8885 3 роки тому +32

    “I couldn’t find anything for garlic afterbirth”
    “BUGGER”

  • @joefreeman3087
    @joefreeman3087 2 роки тому +5

    The humanisation of Daleks is quite possibly one of the best forms of humour out there.

  • @TARDIStraveller96
    @TARDIStraveller96 2 роки тому +8

    Coming back to this after a year, it's still a masterpiece

  • @martinchuma
    @martinchuma 3 роки тому +160

    "The heart of what we are remains!" That's the thing with Chibnall's era for me, it doesn't feel like it does.

    • @terrificprodctions5226
      @terrificprodctions5226 3 роки тому +1

      Look who it is... I FOUND YOU!

    • @martinchuma
      @martinchuma 3 роки тому

      @@terrificprodctions5226 Ayyy

    • @her0880
      @her0880 3 роки тому +5

      Yeah like remember when chibnall renamed the daleks to salt shakers. And changed the title of the show to nurse who. Yeah can't believe he would do that.

    • @cameronmonaghan6883
      @cameronmonaghan6883 3 роки тому +14

      It feels like a egg without anything actually inside it. Seems good enough but feels hollow inside.
      That being said Revolution of the Daleks has shown promise for the future
      (Or that could just be Jack and the Daleks)

    • @matthewfield5748
      @matthewfield5748 3 роки тому +28

      @@her0880 No ones saying he changed the name, it just feels like it's "doctor who" in name only. Everything Chibnal has done feels like a poorly executed rip off of past plot lines as well as rip offs of other franchises. The timeless child wasn't just an unnecessary revelation that poorly explains things which never needed explaining but it was a blatant rip off of Doomsday's origin story from the DC universe. Moreover every detail in doctor who prier to this point fits inline with the assumption the doctor is a Time Lord with a regeneration limit. The Moffat era had a lot of details both prominently and in the back ground which pointed to that being the case and all Chibnal has done is created more work for himself because he now has to explain all the masses of contradictions. If he doesn't then any other show runner can just come up with a timey wimey way to say that it didn't happen, none of it's true and just cap off what a pointless waste of time Chris Chibnal's run of the show was.

  • @pinoyjona
    @pinoyjona 3 роки тому +13

    I didn’t watch the New Years special so I was shortly convinced this was real dialogue by the Daleks. Really love seeing the Rowan Atkinson ending. I had fun seeing him play the Doctor for a bit 😊

  • @Alpha-oo8
    @Alpha-oo8 3 роки тому +7

    Ah... that was so much better than I was expecting.
    I was expecting a rant from a “fan”, but a dalek skit? Awesome stuff!

  • @ShadowHunter120
    @ShadowHunter120 3 роки тому +3

    At least they haven't figured out how to make legs.
    Imagine... SPIDER DALEKS!