I tested Fake Versions of Fast Food... (again)

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  • @ciarancarlin
    @ciarancarlin  2 місяці тому +74

    #AD - I'm so sorry it took so long the next one will be much quicker, with much help from NordVPN and their insistence on paying my rent!! it is actually class and i use it all the time so support the channel and get something useful with a NordVPN 2Y plan + 4 months extra ➼ nordvpn.com/ciarancarlin - It’s risk-free with Nord’s 30-day money-back guarantee! love you x

    • @Yourfavbrownhairgirly-wh3og
      @Yourfavbrownhairgirly-wh3og 2 місяці тому +2

      11 sec

    • @natesrandomvideos4563
      @natesrandomvideos4563 2 місяці тому +1

      Wats ur thoughts on on bovril then fella I used to eat it every day just cud and never get used to the marmite taste

    • @lbeales842
      @lbeales842 2 місяці тому

      What happened to surfshark😭

    • @Tom_murray89
      @Tom_murray89 Місяць тому

      No need to apologise for the length of the video

  • @ciarandurham7022
    @ciarandurham7022 2 місяці тому +171

    of course the most emotion Ciaran has ever shown was for bread and butter

  • @Kieron_B
    @Kieron_B 2 місяці тому +347

    You've got to do a blind taste test Ciaran. Obviously you are going to pick Lurpak when you know you are eating Lurpak!

    • @ShepherdOfTheWeak
      @ShepherdOfTheWeak 2 місяці тому +15

      Nah m8. Lurpak’s got a distinct taste I think. If you’ve, like Ciaran, only had Lurpak, you’d know immediately

    • @Jordan-m3c
      @Jordan-m3c 2 місяці тому +7

      Lurpak is ass

    • @RedBullLordy
      @RedBullLordy 2 місяці тому +6

      Lurpak is the Real Madrid of Butter

    • @JasonRRedmond
      @JasonRRedmond 2 місяці тому +3

      @@RedBullLordy Kerrygold sweep I fear

    • @martinroche9835
      @martinroche9835 2 місяці тому +1

      @@Jordan-m3clurpak is best butter simple as that

  • @ashaw2597
    @ashaw2597 2 місяці тому +82

    Not chocolate spread for breakfast then proceeds to say kraves are his favourite cereal😂

    • @GCOSBenbow
      @GCOSBenbow 2 місяці тому +3

      Cereal is not breakfast . I repeat. Cereal is not breakfast.
      If you treat cereal as anything but a snack you're actually mental.

    • @ciarancarlin
      @ciarancarlin  2 місяці тому +20

      cereal does not have to be eaten for breakfast 🫵🏻

    • @ryanduffy2152
      @ryanduffy2152 2 місяці тому +5

      @@GCOSBenbow it's almost like it's literally called Breakfast cereal. (yes, I googled it first to make sure I didn't sound like an idiot)

    • @ashaw2597
      @ashaw2597 2 місяці тому

      You've got me there

    • @GCOSBenbow
      @GCOSBenbow 2 місяці тому

      @@ryanduffy2152 Compare og breakfast cereals to the sugar packed stuff you get today and tell me its still for breakfast.
      Cereal during the industrial revolution? Sure, it was a quick and healthy, long lasting nutrient bomb of a meal. Perfect for breakfast.
      Today? Packed with sugar and refined grains that don't even keep you filled up until lunch.
      Most cereals are dog for breakfast. As I said. You're mental if you eat cereal as anything but a snack. Its a chocolate bar disguised as a health food.

  • @SteRiskE
    @SteRiskE 2 місяці тому +61

    "Ive eaten Marmite since I was 6 years old and I turned out alright" NO, no you didn't you still have the palate of a 6 year old.

  • @megsmagoo7231
    @megsmagoo7231 2 місяці тому +14

    Won’t touch milk from a cow but will chow down on a door stopper chunk of butter made from, you guessed it- cows milk 😂😂😂 Ciarán you kill me

  • @Thenormalyoutubertipsandtricks
    @Thenormalyoutubertipsandtricks 2 місяці тому +98

    Has butter but draws the line at cow's milk lol

    • @tomsafail
      @tomsafail 2 місяці тому +10

      Literally says as he’s pouring it he doesn’t have anything against cows milk

    • @Thenormalyoutubertipsandtricks
      @Thenormalyoutubertipsandtricks 2 місяці тому +2

      @@tomsafail I know mate it was a Ciaran Carlin sarcastic style joke

  • @Catsandcamera
    @Catsandcamera 2 місяці тому +52

    Where's the proof that Mr Titan didn't create the Titan hmmm?

  • @jimmy75256
    @jimmy75256 2 місяці тому +27

    Get some Kerrygold butter into you

    • @BladyBlah-c1v
      @BladyBlah-c1v 2 місяці тому +3

      Only butter that isn’t full of shite

  • @tdyerwestfield
    @tdyerwestfield 2 місяці тому +6

    Aldi's Tempura chicken is unreal. It's amazing. They do tempura nuggets too and they're £2.49 for 16.

  • @danzhigh
    @danzhigh 2 місяці тому +10

    I would argue Ciarán is the most British, British person there is. If some one finds anyone who is more British we should arrange a British off.

  • @JayLaw
    @JayLaw 2 місяці тому +95

    You cant beat a tiger loaf. A loaf of bread made from tigers... yes please

    • @LeonieJMerry
      @LeonieJMerry 2 місяці тому

      Oh nooooooooo just came to comment that tiger loaves are awful 🤮 they taste like vinegar! Probably from the bicarb or whatever it is that makes the crust crackly. Sub standard bread!

    • @BenSmith-od8fc
      @BenSmith-od8fc 2 місяці тому +1

      Salt and black pepper tiger bread ftw!

    • @yes.2913
      @yes.2913 2 місяці тому +1

      @@LeonieJMerrywhat tiger bread are you eating 😂 vinegar??

  • @FM-ex9cr
    @FM-ex9cr 2 місяці тому +3

    “They’re both a bit shit” 😂 awesome stuff mate, imagine if a government could speak like that - a lot of problems would be resolved a lot quicker 😂 👏 👏

  • @mimimations7473
    @mimimations7473 2 місяці тому

    Had a tough day working on freelance work, this came just in time to cheer me up! Thanks Ciarán!

  • @rickyb8016
    @rickyb8016 2 місяці тому

    This donny is effortlessly funny. Keep up the good work

  • @ryanfairbrother9657
    @ryanfairbrother9657 2 місяці тому +3

    As a New Zealander, big fan of NZ Marmite, the one time I tried the UK stuff, it was difficult to enjoy.

  • @Saddowner
    @Saddowner Місяць тому

    First off I volunteer to milk you, 2nd we did not deserve CC with glasses, 8:28 😂

  • @gazzaarrgghh
    @gazzaarrgghh 2 місяці тому +4

    FFS wish i'd watched this before going to Aldi to do my shop, i'd be eating fakeaway Nando's right now.

  • @brum1875
    @brum1875 17 днів тому

    Your videos do make me laugh "Don't eat to much Lurpak or you will die" classic

  • @TrillahGorilla
    @TrillahGorilla 2 місяці тому +23

    "The Yeast Beast" is wild...

    • @bkk565
      @bkk565 2 місяці тому +1

      Was my nickname is high school

    • @TrillahGorilla
      @TrillahGorilla 2 місяці тому +1

      @@bkk565 Rhett?

    • @bkk565
      @bkk565 2 місяці тому +2

      @@TrillahGorilla😂🤣🤣 you know

    • @TrillahGorilla
      @TrillahGorilla 2 місяці тому +1

      @@bkk565 Haha, nice. 😂

  • @EnglishGeorge
    @EnglishGeorge 2 місяці тому +10

    "Fake-away" is now my new favourite word!

  • @tobiasblackmoar
    @tobiasblackmoar 2 місяці тому +2

    I work at an Aldi it's always so funny to hear you chat bollocks about the bullshit I stock everyday

  • @Ravendarkwytch
    @Ravendarkwytch 2 місяці тому +1

    The interesting thing is that Aldi was already selling something called ‘choco pillows’ long before Kelloggs brought out Krave

  • @nickkellogg2687
    @nickkellogg2687 2 місяці тому +7

    Man I love ciaran

  • @Leopolis_P
    @Leopolis_P 2 місяці тому +12

    Kerry Gold is the 🐐

    • @danny-kt3sn
      @danny-kt3sn 2 місяці тому

      Dairy gold

    • @davidz2690
      @davidz2690 15 днів тому

      Yorkshire Creamery butter > kerrygold

  • @SleepyBasin
    @SleepyBasin 2 місяці тому

    Always love your reviews man! You are absolutely hilarious; especially on your views with Marmite ahaha
    I'll likely try a cheeky Nandos at home now

  • @chigchog
    @chigchog 2 місяці тому

    Ciaran back with another banger! Seriously my favourite uk youtuber as of recent

  • @DOKXSOO
    @DOKXSOO 2 місяці тому

    Hates chocolate spread and then immediately proceeds to love and eat the direct equivalent of the spread inside cereal parcels 😂 I’ve never had a Titan bar but I’ll be buying some today

  • @allyelliottxo
    @allyelliottxo 2 місяці тому +1

    The Aldi mac n cheese Nando’s dupe is a solid 10/10 tastes exactly like the real stuff!

  • @harrydobson1359
    @harrydobson1359 2 місяці тому

    Having a hard time at work, but watching this channel on my lunch break has saved my sanity

  • @Dengar_YT
    @Dengar_YT 2 місяці тому +2

    Ciarán: I'd rather have Marmite for breakfast. I'm not having chocolate...
    Also Ciarán: Now, Krave is a personal favourite cereal of mine.

  • @UnbelievableEricthegiraffe
    @UnbelievableEricthegiraffe 2 місяці тому +1

    New Zealand Marmite from Sanitarium!
    A sanitarium is where you send a relative who has an odd illness or a poorly head
    My mother's cousin was in a sanitarium in Switzerland for four years. He claimed he was the reincarnation of Napoleon, and he said that is why he had four zebras and seven giraffes in his garden shed as he was an Emperor so he could do what the bloody hell he wanted.
    Eventually, we discovered he was the North West of England's most realistic Napoleon impersonator and also a zookeeper at Knowsley Safari Park.
    And the lesson is, don't lose touch with your relatives. 😊

  • @thunderchild1083
    @thunderchild1083 2 місяці тому +1

    Yep the first time I tried Marmite I hated it but now I quite like it.
    I read/heard somewhere that you only have to taste something around 8 times before you get used to it (don't ask me where though)

  • @barrymcbrearty7092
    @barrymcbrearty7092 2 місяці тому +4

    The donegal sign it the back ya love to see it

    • @megsmagoo7231
      @megsmagoo7231 2 місяці тому

      Get that man to the Shamrock in Falcarragh for the best pint of Guinness ever

  • @clutterinparadise8839
    @clutterinparadise8839 2 місяці тому

    6:31 A moment of appreciation for the bg setup here. ✨

  • @burgerbait
    @burgerbait 2 місяці тому +14

    Claims he isn't mental because he doesn't want chocolate for breakfast
    Favourite cereal is Krave 🤔

    • @GCOSBenbow
      @GCOSBenbow 2 місяці тому +3

      Cereal is not breakfast . I repeat. Cereal is not breakfast.
      If you treat cereal as anything but a snack you're actually mental.

    • @burgerbait
      @burgerbait 2 місяці тому +3

      @@GCOSBenbow put me in a straight jacket and throw me in a padded cell, I eat cereal for breakfast. Sometimes for supper too.

    • @Ramonatho
      @Ramonatho 2 місяці тому +1

      Claims cereal is a snack
      Potato chips and pretzels: am I a joke to you?

  • @Fraser142
    @Fraser142 2 місяці тому

    tiger loaf i didnt know you had such class my sir.

  • @Simple_Drake
    @Simple_Drake 2 місяці тому +2

    The Lidl Krave equivalent is so clear of Aldi's and miles cheaper than the original

    • @tombrowne24
      @tombrowne24 2 місяці тому +1

      Just commented this then noticed yours. Unbelievable stuff

  • @Rory-s6b
    @Rory-s6b 6 годин тому

    That Juventus top is awesome

  • @lucylucillenz
    @lucylucillenz 2 місяці тому +2

    Ciaran if you still have the Kiwi marmite I would happily take it off your hands!

  • @wysiwyg2006
    @wysiwyg2006 2 місяці тому +1

    Can't get enough of your videos Ciaran. But they are like waiting for a new season of the boys, too far and few between.

  • @_pinkangels
    @_pinkangels 2 місяці тому +1

    i love these videos ciarán

  • @richhudsonsmith
    @richhudsonsmith 2 місяці тому

    Cracking Video. Very Funny. The only thing I will say is please try to eat quieter when you're micked up. It's a real difficult one for me to handle and I'm sure I'm not the only one

  • @nosleeptillhumboldt
    @nosleeptillhumboldt 15 днів тому

    10:08 missed opportunity for Tarmite

  • @wil2209
    @wil2209 2 місяці тому

    Ciaran vs the word sachet is the fight of the century

  • @Mr-Tibbster
    @Mr-Tibbster 2 місяці тому +1

    I've just had my mind blown by that Mars lore.

  • @crabby5yt
    @crabby5yt 2 місяці тому +5

    missed opportunity to use vegimite vs marmite

  • @Kontentpolice
    @Kontentpolice 2 місяці тому

    We need more Videos Geeza Only You can Save youtube!

  • @ThoraNova
    @ThoraNova 2 місяці тому

    Nutella on toast, so much better.
    It's crazy how much the dupes can sometimes be much better and cheaper than the fast food/originals.

  • @cosmicjenny4508
    @cosmicjenny4508 2 місяці тому

    Love that the Mars own-brand is called Titan, because Phobos and Deimos (Mars’ actual moons) wouldn’t make for great chocolate bar names! Aldi used to be a bit shit, but they’ve really stepped their game up the past five years or so.

  • @_Piers_
    @_Piers_ 2 місяці тому

    The planet Mars is named after the Roman god of war, Titan is named after the race of Greek mythical gods (Zeus' parents were titans...also brother and sister), because it's pretty massive for a moon and unsurprisingly the Titans were quite large.

  • @tombrowne24
    @tombrowne24 2 місяці тому

    Ciaran, im a man who loves krave, A self proclaimed krave connoisseur.. So much so, ive toured all the different varieties for enjoyment.
    The Lidl alternative "milk chocolate pillow's " is the closest thing to krave. Give it a go!

    • @manakuh
      @manakuh 2 місяці тому

      Yes! Lidl clears Aldi’s cereal

  • @NauiByeolEge
    @NauiByeolEge 2 місяці тому

    Australia has Vegemite. Maybe compare that to Marmite (which i find sweet in comparison). I eat Vegemite every day, too.

  • @Charlie-lb2lo
    @Charlie-lb2lo 2 місяці тому

    Most underrated channel

  • @erin1532
    @erin1532 2 місяці тому

    Yea butter here in Canada is like 8 bucks 😢 it’s a luxury here

  • @Hellow758sj
    @Hellow758sj 2 місяці тому

    Your funny af 😂😂and your vids are so entertaining 😂😂

  • @mikkelandersen2167
    @mikkelandersen2167 2 місяці тому +1

    RAHHH LURPAK MENTIONED🟥⬜🟥 WTF IS IT LIKE NOT HAVING A POTATO STUCK IN YOUR THROAT RAHHHHH

  • @Seed
    @Seed 2 місяці тому

    You should set your UA-cam handle!

  • @dylnm
    @dylnm 2 місяці тому

    great videos as always mr. carlin

  • @FinnD777
    @FinnD777 2 місяці тому +2

    Love the Dún na nGall/Donegal sign in the background!! 🟩🟨

  • @Tom_murray89
    @Tom_murray89 Місяць тому

    Love your channel

  • @MaxPower162
    @MaxPower162 2 місяці тому +2

    Peep the Donegal sign

  • @annabellekeeling7264
    @annabellekeeling7264 2 місяці тому

    Butter with the chocolate spread

  • @darbo1701
    @darbo1701 2 місяці тому

    I actually tried Marmite for the first time 2 weeks ago (I'm an international student from Germany living in the UK) and it instantly hit the good spot. I have it every day now.

    • @UnbelievableEricthegiraffe
      @UnbelievableEricthegiraffe 2 місяці тому

      Being German, I do hope you do not smear it around your Crotch & Groin area.
      While spanking yourself with a fly swatter.

  • @thebeanbandit9274
    @thebeanbandit9274 2 місяці тому

    The Donegal sign post is sick

  • @valerieschemicalromance
    @valerieschemicalromance 2 місяці тому +2

    a new zealand delicacy is our marmite on two slices of sandwich/untoasted bread with potato chips ("crisps") in between them

  • @c-.-7734
    @c-.-7734 2 місяці тому

    That Donegal sign is swag lag

  • @beckham417
    @beckham417 2 місяці тому +1

    Should have been a blind taste test! Just showing us the brands you like? Love ya though

  • @amelieccm
    @amelieccm 2 місяці тому

    9:23 omg i was wondering why u were looking for that on ur insta😭😭thought you’d gone mad

  • @jessrocha6178
    @jessrocha6178 2 місяці тому

    What I dont understand is how I live in portugal and there is no brand selling peri peri mayo, except thefoodco but thats a brit store...

  • @thunderchild1083
    @thunderchild1083 2 місяці тому

    Gotta have Marmite on toast not just regular bread, you got that and the chocolate spread the wrong way round

  • @DarkCobra88
    @DarkCobra88 Місяць тому

    I remember i tried Aldi's rice krispies (is that how they spell it? who knows) once, I'm all for knock-offs but my brother described them as "like eating a bowel of sick", i thought he was being overly dramatic... i almost threw them up, it tasted like the taste left after you vomit. so bad.

  • @mrm9561
    @mrm9561 2 місяці тому

    Spreading some danpak on my toast as I watch...then I see the danpak review....paused.... But it's good I can't tell difference just as good. Here I am using cheap butter on expensive sourdough with some bonne maman strawberry conserve 😂 half tory half council still

  • @ryancashman8945
    @ryancashman8945 2 місяці тому

    Vegemite rules supreme in breakfast spreads 💥💪

  • @awaydaysfootball
    @awaydaysfootball 2 місяці тому +8

    Peri peri wouldn’t be the spiciest thing in this video 😍

  • @youtoozboi763
    @youtoozboi763 2 місяці тому +1

    These look perfectly legitimate when I take my glasses off and squint!

  • @jamespir
    @jamespir 2 місяці тому

    Ha ha this made me laugh so much 😆

  • @mrstorytale
    @mrstorytale 2 місяці тому +1

    It’s packed with B vitamins why do I need those I’m human haha😂

  • @CubanScience1
    @CubanScience1 2 місяці тому +1

    Good man, repping Donegal

  • @Sue1988
    @Sue1988 2 місяці тому +1

    need a Nando's now

  • @Sugar-w4w
    @Sugar-w4w 2 місяці тому

    regarding the dog having chocolate, he can have it. He can't have baking chocolate or dark chocolate tho they're the poisonous one

  • @Dantotherivertosilenceme
    @Dantotherivertosilenceme Місяць тому

    If Andy Serkis/ Mr Bean/ Alan Partridge had a baby.

  • @rainneixer2386
    @rainneixer2386 2 місяці тому

    Danpak (or however you spell it) slays ngl

  • @Mohammad-sd9su
    @Mohammad-sd9su 2 місяці тому

    you should clean your cooktop fan filters

  • @benjamincatling5827
    @benjamincatling5827 2 місяці тому

    Doesn’t want to steal milk from a baby calf. Also eats food containing cows milk.

  • @Alex-cw3rz
    @Alex-cw3rz 2 місяці тому

    Never know maybe it was made have Baron Titan of Aldi

  • @spectacles6936
    @spectacles6936 2 місяці тому

    I like the TfL font

  • @adambrock284
    @adambrock284 2 місяці тому

    Aldi is the exact same but they arent paying for the branding 😂😂😂

  • @starboyparks
    @starboyparks 2 місяці тому

    7:01 i dont know why this caught me so off guard

  • @Beatnic7
    @Beatnic7 2 місяці тому

    I woke up early to go shopping for discount comments. I purchased this recently expired one at a discount. It smells a bit off but it gets the job done.

  • @sdrxke
    @sdrxke 2 місяці тому

    Introducing my new Guinea pigs to Ciarán

  • @JDMAnt
    @JDMAnt 2 місяці тому

    Are you wearing Botega Vanetta glasses by any chance?

  • @FastSnax
    @FastSnax 2 місяці тому

    I now live in Malaysia and like you I love Marmite on toast for breakfast. However, I have not been able to find any where I live for at least six months. I have tried to substitute it with Vegamite. All I can say is NOooooooooooo!

  • @BuckTurgidson-nw7yk
    @BuckTurgidson-nw7yk 2 місяці тому

    For someone who has a serious dislike of most food the size of bite for the Nutella/Nutoka is putting a lot of faith in the toast to prevent any of the normal reaction we see from Ciaran (can't do the thing on the a)

  • @ryandixon12
    @ryandixon12 2 місяці тому

    The craze tastes like cardboard 😂

  • @HammdiPlayZRBX
    @HammdiPlayZRBX 2 місяці тому

    THE joker is finally back Suii!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @SwedishCheatday
    @SwedishCheatday 2 місяці тому

    Middle yeast 🤣

  • @LorBell
    @LorBell 2 місяці тому

    butter won't kill you but that Nutella SUGAR jar will

  • @Kernowyon
    @Kernowyon 2 місяці тому

    *Mr Yeast now has an unfortunate infection.*

  • @Snowy___
    @Snowy___ 2 місяці тому

    Put the fries in the bag bro