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  • @ciarancarlin
    @ciarancarlin  6 місяців тому +76

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    • @Yourfavbrownhairgirly-wh3og
      @Yourfavbrownhairgirly-wh3og 6 місяців тому +2

      11 sec

    • @natesrandomvideos4563
      @natesrandomvideos4563 6 місяців тому +1

      Wats ur thoughts on on bovril then fella I used to eat it every day just cud and never get used to the marmite taste

    • @lbeales842
      @lbeales842 6 місяців тому

      What happened to surfshark😭

    • @Tom_murray89
      @Tom_murray89 5 місяців тому

      No need to apologise for the length of the video

  • @ciarandurham7022
    @ciarandurham7022 6 місяців тому +189

    of course the most emotion Ciaran has ever shown was for bread and butter

  • @Kieron_B
    @Kieron_B 6 місяців тому +372

    You've got to do a blind taste test Ciaran. Obviously you are going to pick Lurpak when you know you are eating Lurpak!

    • @ShepherdOfTheWeak
      @ShepherdOfTheWeak 6 місяців тому +17

      Nah m8. Lurpak’s got a distinct taste I think. If you’ve, like Ciaran, only had Lurpak, you’d know immediately

    • @Jordan-m3c
      @Jordan-m3c 6 місяців тому +7

      Lurpak is ass

    • @RedBullLordy
      @RedBullLordy 6 місяців тому +6

      Lurpak is the Real Madrid of Butter

    • @JasonRRedmond
      @JasonRRedmond 6 місяців тому +5

      @@RedBullLordy Kerrygold sweep I fear

    • @martinroche9835
      @martinroche9835 6 місяців тому +1

      @@Jordan-m3clurpak is best butter simple as that

  • @SteRiskE
    @SteRiskE 6 місяців тому +67

    "Ive eaten Marmite since I was 6 years old and I turned out alright" NO, no you didn't you still have the palate of a 6 year old.

  • @ashaw2597
    @ashaw2597 6 місяців тому +92

    Not chocolate spread for breakfast then proceeds to say kraves are his favourite cereal😂

    • @GCOSBenbow
      @GCOSBenbow 6 місяців тому +4

      Cereal is not breakfast . I repeat. Cereal is not breakfast.
      If you treat cereal as anything but a snack you're actually mental.

    • @ciarancarlin
      @ciarancarlin  6 місяців тому +21

      cereal does not have to be eaten for breakfast 🫵🏻

    • @ryanduffy2152
      @ryanduffy2152 6 місяців тому +5

      @@GCOSBenbow it's almost like it's literally called Breakfast cereal. (yes, I googled it first to make sure I didn't sound like an idiot)

    • @ashaw2597
      @ashaw2597 6 місяців тому

      You've got me there

    • @GCOSBenbow
      @GCOSBenbow 6 місяців тому

      @@ryanduffy2152 Compare og breakfast cereals to the sugar packed stuff you get today and tell me its still for breakfast.
      Cereal during the industrial revolution? Sure, it was a quick and healthy, long lasting nutrient bomb of a meal. Perfect for breakfast.
      Today? Packed with sugar and refined grains that don't even keep you filled up until lunch.
      Most cereals are dog for breakfast. As I said. You're mental if you eat cereal as anything but a snack. Its a chocolate bar disguised as a health food.

  • @megsmagoo7231
    @megsmagoo7231 6 місяців тому +19

    Won’t touch milk from a cow but will chow down on a door stopper chunk of butter made from, you guessed it- cows milk 😂😂😂 Ciarán you kill me

  • @danzhigh
    @danzhigh 6 місяців тому +12

    I would argue Ciarán is the most British, British person there is. If some one finds anyone who is more British we should arrange a British off.

  • @Catsandcamera
    @Catsandcamera 6 місяців тому +57

    Where's the proof that Mr Titan didn't create the Titan hmmm?

  • @Thenormalyoutubertipsandtricks
    @Thenormalyoutubertipsandtricks 6 місяців тому +104

    Has butter but draws the line at cow's milk lol

    • @trippersnipper69
      @trippersnipper69 6 місяців тому +11

      Literally says as he’s pouring it he doesn’t have anything against cows milk

    • @Thenormalyoutubertipsandtricks
      @Thenormalyoutubertipsandtricks 6 місяців тому +2

      @@trippersnipper69 I know mate it was a Ciaran Carlin sarcastic style joke

  • @nosleeptillhumboldt
    @nosleeptillhumboldt 3 місяці тому +3

    10:08 missed opportunity for Tarmite

  • @Saddowner
    @Saddowner 4 місяці тому +1

    First off I volunteer to milk you, 2nd we did not deserve CC with glasses, 8:28 😂

  • @valerieschemicalromance
    @valerieschemicalromance 6 місяців тому +5

    a new zealand delicacy is our marmite on two slices of sandwich/untoasted bread with potato chips ("crisps") in between them

  • @Ravendarkwytch
    @Ravendarkwytch 6 місяців тому +3

    The interesting thing is that Aldi was already selling something called ‘choco pillows’ long before Kelloggs brought out Krave

  • @FM-ex9cr
    @FM-ex9cr 6 місяців тому +5

    “They’re both a bit shit” 😂 awesome stuff mate, imagine if a government could speak like that - a lot of problems would be resolved a lot quicker 😂 👏 👏

  • @JayLaw
    @JayLaw 6 місяців тому +102

    You cant beat a tiger loaf. A loaf of bread made from tigers... yes please

    • @LeonieJMerry
      @LeonieJMerry 6 місяців тому

      Oh nooooooooo just came to comment that tiger loaves are awful 🤮 they taste like vinegar! Probably from the bicarb or whatever it is that makes the crust crackly. Sub standard bread!

    • @BenSmith-od8fc
      @BenSmith-od8fc 6 місяців тому +1

      Salt and black pepper tiger bread ftw!

    • @yes.2913
      @yes.2913 5 місяців тому +1

      @@LeonieJMerrywhat tiger bread are you eating 😂 vinegar??

  • @EnglishGeorge
    @EnglishGeorge 6 місяців тому +13

    "Fake-away" is now my new favourite word!

  • @jimmy75256
    @jimmy75256 6 місяців тому +31

    Get some Kerrygold butter into you

    • @BladyBlah-c1v
      @BladyBlah-c1v 6 місяців тому +3

      Only butter that isn’t full of shite

  • @DenWantsToBattle1
    @DenWantsToBattle1 6 місяців тому +3

    Ciarán: I'd rather have Marmite for breakfast. I'm not having chocolate...
    Also Ciarán: Now, Krave is a personal favourite cereal of mine.

  • @ESCtdyerwestfield
    @ESCtdyerwestfield 6 місяців тому +7

    Aldi's Tempura chicken is unreal. It's amazing. They do tempura nuggets too and they're £2.49 for 16.

  • @ryanfairbrother9657
    @ryanfairbrother9657 6 місяців тому +5

    As a New Zealander, big fan of NZ Marmite, the one time I tried the UK stuff, it was difficult to enjoy.

  • @TrillahGorilla
    @TrillahGorilla 6 місяців тому +25

    "The Yeast Beast" is wild...

    • @bkk565
      @bkk565 6 місяців тому +1

      Was my nickname is high school

    • @TrillahGorilla
      @TrillahGorilla 6 місяців тому +1

      @@bkk565 Rhett?

    • @bkk565
      @bkk565 6 місяців тому +2

      @@TrillahGorilla😂🤣🤣 you know

    • @TrillahGorilla
      @TrillahGorilla 6 місяців тому +1

      @@bkk565 Haha, nice. 😂

  • @chigchog
    @chigchog 6 місяців тому +1

    Ciaran back with another banger! Seriously my favourite uk youtuber as of recent

  • @gazzaarrgghh
    @gazzaarrgghh 6 місяців тому +5

    FFS wish i'd watched this before going to Aldi to do my shop, i'd be eating fakeaway Nando's right now.

  • @harrydobson1359
    @harrydobson1359 6 місяців тому

    Having a hard time at work, but watching this channel on my lunch break has saved my sanity

  • @crabby5yt
    @crabby5yt 6 місяців тому +7

    missed opportunity to use vegimite vs marmite

  • @mimimations7473
    @mimimations7473 6 місяців тому

    Had a tough day working on freelance work, this came just in time to cheer me up! Thanks Ciarán!

  • @rickyb8016
    @rickyb8016 6 місяців тому

    This donny is effortlessly funny. Keep up the good work

  • @Leopolis_P
    @Leopolis_P 6 місяців тому +13

    Kerry Gold is the 🐐

    • @danny-kt3sn
      @danny-kt3sn 6 місяців тому

      Dairy gold

    • @davidz2690
      @davidz2690 3 місяці тому

      Yorkshire Creamery butter > kerrygold

  • @tobiasblackmoar
    @tobiasblackmoar 6 місяців тому +3

    I work at an Aldi it's always so funny to hear you chat bollocks about the bullshit I stock everyday

  • @UnbelievableEricthegiraffe
    @UnbelievableEricthegiraffe 6 місяців тому +1

    New Zealand Marmite from Sanitarium!
    A sanitarium is where you send a relative who has an odd illness or a poorly head
    My mother's cousin was in a sanitarium in Switzerland for four years. He claimed he was the reincarnation of Napoleon, and he said that is why he had four zebras and seven giraffes in his garden shed as he was an Emperor so he could do what the bloody hell he wanted.
    Eventually, we discovered he was the North West of England's most realistic Napoleon impersonator and also a zookeeper at Knowsley Safari Park.
    And the lesson is, don't lose touch with your relatives. 😊

  • @Piffblowin
    @Piffblowin 6 місяців тому +7

    Man I love ciaran

  • @clutterinparadise8839
    @clutterinparadise8839 6 місяців тому

    6:31 A moment of appreciation for the bg setup here. ✨

  • @brum1875
    @brum1875 4 місяці тому

    Your videos do make me laugh "Don't eat to much Lurpak or you will die" classic

  • @allyelliottxo
    @allyelliottxo 6 місяців тому +1

    The Aldi mac n cheese Nando’s dupe is a solid 10/10 tastes exactly like the real stuff!

  • @DOKXSOO
    @DOKXSOO 5 місяців тому

    Hates chocolate spread and then immediately proceeds to love and eat the direct equivalent of the spread inside cereal parcels 😂 I’ve never had a Titan bar but I’ll be buying some today

  • @SleepyBasin
    @SleepyBasin 6 місяців тому

    Always love your reviews man! You are absolutely hilarious; especially on your views with Marmite ahaha
    I'll likely try a cheeky Nandos at home now

  • @wysiwyg2006
    @wysiwyg2006 6 місяців тому +1

    Can't get enough of your videos Ciaran. But they are like waiting for a new season of the boys, too far and few between.

  • @wil2209
    @wil2209 6 місяців тому

    Ciaran vs the word sachet is the fight of the century

  • @burgerbait
    @burgerbait 6 місяців тому +14

    Claims he isn't mental because he doesn't want chocolate for breakfast
    Favourite cereal is Krave 🤔

    • @GCOSBenbow
      @GCOSBenbow 6 місяців тому +3

      Cereal is not breakfast . I repeat. Cereal is not breakfast.
      If you treat cereal as anything but a snack you're actually mental.

    • @burgerbait
      @burgerbait 6 місяців тому +3

      @@GCOSBenbow put me in a straight jacket and throw me in a padded cell, I eat cereal for breakfast. Sometimes for supper too.

    • @Ramonatho
      @Ramonatho 6 місяців тому +1

      Claims cereal is a snack
      Potato chips and pretzels: am I a joke to you?

  • @Simple_Drake
    @Simple_Drake 6 місяців тому +2

    The Lidl Krave equivalent is so clear of Aldi's and miles cheaper than the original

    • @tombrowne24
      @tombrowne24 6 місяців тому +1

      Just commented this then noticed yours. Unbelievable stuff

  • @cosmicjenny4508
    @cosmicjenny4508 6 місяців тому

    Love that the Mars own-brand is called Titan, because Phobos and Deimos (Mars’ actual moons) wouldn’t make for great chocolate bar names! Aldi used to be a bit shit, but they’ve really stepped their game up the past five years or so.

  • @tombrowne24
    @tombrowne24 6 місяців тому

    Ciaran, im a man who loves krave, A self proclaimed krave connoisseur.. So much so, ive toured all the different varieties for enjoyment.
    The Lidl alternative "milk chocolate pillow's " is the closest thing to krave. Give it a go!

    • @manakuh
      @manakuh 6 місяців тому

      Yes! Lidl clears Aldi’s cereal

  • @lucylucillenz
    @lucylucillenz 6 місяців тому +2

    Ciaran if you still have the Kiwi marmite I would happily take it off your hands!

  • @q3znw6j88aywnwy
    @q3znw6j88aywnwy 6 місяців тому +2

    Lurpak spreadable is NOT butter

  • @Dantotherivertosilenceme
    @Dantotherivertosilenceme 4 місяці тому

    If Andy Serkis/ Mr Bean/ Alan Partridge had a baby.

  • @_Piers_
    @_Piers_ 5 місяців тому

    The planet Mars is named after the Roman god of war, Titan is named after the race of Greek mythical gods (Zeus' parents were titans...also brother and sister), because it's pretty massive for a moon and unsurprisingly the Titans were quite large.

  • @Mr-Tibbster
    @Mr-Tibbster 6 місяців тому +1

    I've just had my mind blown by that Mars lore.

  • @ThoraNova
    @ThoraNova 5 місяців тому

    Nutella on toast, so much better.
    It's crazy how much the dupes can sometimes be much better and cheaper than the fast food/originals.

  • @benjamincatling5827
    @benjamincatling5827 6 місяців тому

    Doesn’t want to steal milk from a baby calf. Also eats food containing cows milk.

  • @beckham417
    @beckham417 6 місяців тому +1

    Should have been a blind taste test! Just showing us the brands you like? Love ya though

  • @youtoozboi763
    @youtoozboi763 6 місяців тому +1

    These look perfectly legitimate when I take my glasses off and squint!

  • @_pinkangels
    @_pinkangels 6 місяців тому +1

    i love these videos ciarán

  • @mikkelandersen2167
    @mikkelandersen2167 6 місяців тому +1

    RAHHH LURPAK MENTIONED🟥⬜🟥 WTF IS IT LIKE NOT HAVING A POTATO STUCK IN YOUR THROAT RAHHHHH

  • @richhudsonsmith
    @richhudsonsmith 6 місяців тому

    Cracking Video. Very Funny. The only thing I will say is please try to eat quieter when you're micked up. It's a real difficult one for me to handle and I'm sure I'm not the only one

  • @dylnm
    @dylnm 6 місяців тому

    great videos as always mr. carlin

  • @darbo1701
    @darbo1701 6 місяців тому

    I actually tried Marmite for the first time 2 weeks ago (I'm an international student from Germany living in the UK) and it instantly hit the good spot. I have it every day now.

    • @UnbelievableEricthegiraffe
      @UnbelievableEricthegiraffe 6 місяців тому

      Being German, I do hope you do not smear it around your Crotch & Groin area.
      While spanking yourself with a fly swatter.

  • @thunderchild1083
    @thunderchild1083 6 місяців тому +1

    Yep the first time I tried Marmite I hated it but now I quite like it.
    I read/heard somewhere that you only have to taste something around 8 times before you get used to it (don't ask me where though)

  • @Tom_murray89
    @Tom_murray89 5 місяців тому

    Love your channel

  • @Charlie-lb2lo
    @Charlie-lb2lo 6 місяців тому

    Most underrated channel

  • @marco-s1892
    @marco-s1892 Місяць тому

    Crying we don't have either Nando's or the Aldi dupe here in The Netherlands

  • @BuckTurgidson-nw7yk
    @BuckTurgidson-nw7yk 6 місяців тому

    For someone who has a serious dislike of most food the size of bite for the Nutella/Nutoka is putting a lot of faith in the toast to prevent any of the normal reaction we see from Ciaran (can't do the thing on the a)

  • @electricVGC
    @electricVGC 6 місяців тому

    Ciaran has broken into someone's house for this one

  • @adambrock284
    @adambrock284 5 місяців тому

    Aldi is the exact same but they arent paying for the branding 😂😂😂

  • @jamespir
    @jamespir 6 місяців тому

    Ha ha this made me laugh so much 😆

  • @mrstorytale
    @mrstorytale 6 місяців тому +1

    It’s packed with B vitamins why do I need those I’m human haha😂

  • @Fraser142
    @Fraser142 6 місяців тому

    tiger loaf i didnt know you had such class my sir.

  • @thebeanbandit9274
    @thebeanbandit9274 6 місяців тому

    The Donegal sign post is sick

  • @sdrxke
    @sdrxke 6 місяців тому

    Introducing my new Guinea pigs to Ciarán

  • @barrymcbrearty7092
    @barrymcbrearty7092 6 місяців тому +4

    The donegal sign it the back ya love to see it

    • @megsmagoo7231
      @megsmagoo7231 6 місяців тому

      Get that man to the Shamrock in Falcarragh for the best pint of Guinness ever

  • @LorBell
    @LorBell 6 місяців тому

    butter won't kill you but that Nutella SUGAR jar will

  • @thunderchild1083
    @thunderchild1083 6 місяців тому

    Gotta have Marmite on toast not just regular bread, you got that and the chocolate spread the wrong way round

  • @Rory-s6b
    @Rory-s6b 3 місяці тому

    That Juventus top is awesome

  • @ryandixon12
    @ryandixon12 6 місяців тому

    The craze tastes like cardboard 😂

  • @NauiByeolEge
    @NauiByeolEge 6 місяців тому

    Australia has Vegemite. Maybe compare that to Marmite (which i find sweet in comparison). I eat Vegemite every day, too.

  • @Kernowyon
    @Kernowyon 6 місяців тому

    *Mr Yeast now has an unfortunate infection.*

  • @Sugar-w4w
    @Sugar-w4w 6 місяців тому

    regarding the dog having chocolate, he can have it. He can't have baking chocolate or dark chocolate tho they're the poisonous one

  • @Sue1988
    @Sue1988 6 місяців тому +1

    need a Nando's now

  • @UzzyT.
    @UzzyT. 6 місяців тому

    Being good with your money these days earns you as much as a part time job! I highly recommend using your brain before spending.

  • @amelieccm
    @amelieccm 6 місяців тому

    9:23 omg i was wondering why u were looking for that on ur insta😭😭thought you’d gone mad

  • @c-.-7734
    @c-.-7734 5 місяців тому

    That Donegal sign is swag lag

  • @ChilleUK
    @ChilleUK 6 місяців тому +1

    No adverts for me, I pay for YT premium so non stop Ciaran content for me.

    • @e1c129
      @e1c129 6 місяців тому +1

      Got vanced and sponsor block but you do you

  • @Thisisalwaysme
    @Thisisalwaysme 6 місяців тому

    Yea butter here in Canada is like 8 bucks 😢 it’s a luxury here

  • @DarkCobra88
    @DarkCobra88 5 місяців тому

    I remember i tried Aldi's rice krispies (is that how they spell it? who knows) once, I'm all for knock-offs but my brother described them as "like eating a bowel of sick", i thought he was being overly dramatic... i almost threw them up, it tasted like the taste left after you vomit. so bad.

  • @jessrocha6178
    @jessrocha6178 5 місяців тому

    What I dont understand is how I live in portugal and there is no brand selling peri peri mayo, except thefoodco but thats a brit store...

  • @HammdiPlayZRBX
    @HammdiPlayZRBX 6 місяців тому

    THE joker is finally back Suii!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @Kontentpolice
    @Kontentpolice 5 місяців тому

    We need more Videos Geeza Only You can Save youtube!

  • @FinnD777
    @FinnD777 6 місяців тому +2

    Love the Dún na nGall/Donegal sign in the background!! 🟩🟨

  • @ryancashman8945
    @ryancashman8945 6 місяців тому

    Vegemite rules supreme in breakfast spreads 💥💪

  • @MScantlin
    @MScantlin 2 місяці тому

    More Stan please!!!

  • @MaxPower162
    @MaxPower162 6 місяців тому +2

    Peep the Donegal sign

  • @Seed
    @Seed 6 місяців тому

    You should set your UA-cam handle!

  • @mrm9561
    @mrm9561 6 місяців тому

    Spreading some danpak on my toast as I watch...then I see the danpak review....paused.... But it's good I can't tell difference just as good. Here I am using cheap butter on expensive sourdough with some bonne maman strawberry conserve 😂 half tory half council still

  • @annabellekeeling7264
    @annabellekeeling7264 6 місяців тому

    Butter with the chocolate spread

  • @DylFTBL
    @DylFTBL 6 місяців тому

    Ciaran you can’t not be using Kerry maid butter 😭

  • @JamieAubrey
    @JamieAubrey 6 місяців тому

    My name is Ciaran but for the next 10 seconds I'm going to be Frank
    Nice

  • @Mohammad-sd9su
    @Mohammad-sd9su 5 місяців тому

    you should clean your cooktop fan filters

  • @starboyparks
    @starboyparks 6 місяців тому

    7:01 i dont know why this caught me so off guard

  • @de_butz
    @de_butz 6 місяців тому +1

    The Donegal sign 🇮🇪

  • @_Piers_
    @_Piers_ 5 місяців тому

    You made him his own toast, right??

  • @sampottier2256
    @sampottier2256 6 місяців тому

    As a fellow marmite man I salute you 🫡