I Tested Takeaways with Zero Reviews
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- Опубліковано 27 бер 2024
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I've got to say I was always dubious about companies like Hello Fresh, but my wife and I have tried their service a few times now, absolutely can't fault it. The price point is okay, not something we would do every week, but a great option for heavy work weeks. Might be a bit too pricey for a larger family though, but the food was top notch, and easy to make (I burn toast!)
Cool channel, looking forwards to seeing more of your vids.
Your trauma is your trauma. Don’t ever try to ruin melted cheese like that for me ever again ever.
😂
man who doesn’t like cows milk proceeds to enjoys milkshake.
the start of the video feels like when youre playing hide and seek with a kid and theyre so obviously under the table but you gotta pretend they arent
"Cow milk weirds me off" is the most 21st century London phrase I've ever heard
Then proceeds to order 3 milkshakes
So true... grow up
I’ve heard of being weirded out.. but being weird off? That’s weird as 😂
Cow milk is literally disgusting.. filled with puss and antibiotics.. ew!
He also said “dutty” what the fuck is that about
this scares me to my core, I feel like I can't trust a takeaway if theres a few bad reviews let alone ZERO
Zero bad reviews are less than a few
I never look at reviews I just order whatever sounds good
@@masonbellamy7343Playin games with your life n health
@@masonbellamy7343when?
fully convinced Ciarán just curls up into a ball until its time to record
You ordered 2 hashbrowns and they gave one, I'd be going ape 😂
“Cows milk weirds me out” then buys a milkshake 😂
Two. 😂
Could've used his mother's milk no?
Muppet.
that sauce you dipped the fries in was the dressing for the salad 😄
I love that Ciaran was amazed by "cake in the shape of a cake" 😂
Not sure what to takeaway from this video.
That takeaway was cringe
Lad films his diet for the day
@@theonlydiego1 are you lost
You don't look like Mr Bean you definitely look like Andy Serkis.
It’s the big mouth that makes him look like Andy
or the bass player from Supergrass!
You’re all wrong he looks like billy butcher
Complains about cows milk in his coffee freaking him out... then proceeds to go on about how good milkshakes are. Makes sense.
Well yeah, coffee and milkshakes are totally different entities
HODL is hold on for dear life
crazy way to out yourself as a big fat nerd wow
@@CiaranCarlin that's nedr to you
Thinking about Homer as Mr Sparkle IMMEDIATELY gives me a huge shot of serotonin so thanks for that what a joy
12:25 The mention of ARFID, even though you don’t have it, is really awesome. I have it, and it is such an unknown, misunderstood, and often invalidated disorder (and technically a new diagnosis) that a lot of people don’t know about or understand and a lot of doctors don’t know how to treat (or again, don’t even know about or understand). It took me more than 20 years to find a name for and how to address what I had been experiencing my entire life. I’m so happy to see more people are becoming aware and openly talking about it. I’m in exposure therapy now, and it is so helpful. Sending love to anyone who’s going through it ❤️
I have arfid too I didn’t get diagnosed until I was around 17..then got discharged from the clinic at 18 was abit pointless in them diagnosing me as nothing can really change now
I now want to order a biscoff milkshake.
Me also. At 3am.
Recovering crack and smack addict here. I can confirm that crack is indeed fucking incredible. Thank you for coming to my ted talk.
In the words of my coke addict father “I love it more then life itself that’s why I can’t do it”
No no...that's can't be right! We have it on good authority that "crack is wack", you can't possibly be suggesting she was lying to us!
@@_Piers_ I am indeed suggesting such things! Why do you think she told us that... So there would be more for her! Diabolical in her cunning. Also, would you like a number, my old dealer is currently running a friend's referral program. You buy and I get a commission haha
*OBVIOUSLY that last part is a joke. Don't ever do crack, people I beg you. It completely ruined my life, my teeth and my self esteem and confidence.
meth is super fun though
The tism is very strong in this video
Very real
Was literally thinking about you last night. Wondered when I'd last seen you on the subscriptions feed. I feel like I've summoned a demon.
the homer simpson’s eye comparison was 10/10 😂😂
Pretty sure your lunch sauce was for the salad, not dipping. and... @22:30... did that straw come out of the bag unwrapped?
Them writing upsell on their menu items genuinely made this for me 😆
You never made me think of Mr Bean, but now that you've said it I completely get it
"I've gone off cows milk it weirds me out", proceeds to eat three milkshakes in one day.
20:42 is the best part to have watched while eating pasta with melted cheese on top
I feel like you slightly cheated, Ciaran, you chose restaurants with zero reviews, which are likely brand new and trying their hardest to impress…. Instead of very low reviews for bad reviews 😂😂 - that aside, cracking video though! 👍
Love when you post - your editing is always spot on with your comedic timing. Cheers!!
“It tastes found rather than made” 😂
How can you have such strong opinions on food delivery companies; they're all the same? The rider/drivers even were each others uniforms ?
They have different restaurants. Some are across all, but some are just on one platform or two. Just Eat has typically had the worst selection altho it’s getting better.
The animation bit with you waiting for your egg got me good 🤣 my god man your hilarious 😂 😂 😂
How do you not put the hash brown and egg INTO the baguette? It hurts me to my core, my 'turn-everything-into-a-big-sandwich' core.
Reads tag line: ...
"I beh.. I... Are you asking me to nosh you off?!" 😂😂😂
Lampardian transitions in the reviews were a touch of class
Drew Gooden vine in a Ciarán Carlin video is so funny
I’m only 10 mins in and I’m creasing. One of your best videos bro 😂
Wow what did you smoke before watching?
You ordered two hashbrowns and there was one
Non stop creasing up throughout this whole video 🤣
The velociraptor comment got me.😂
Definitely on the spectrum this bloke 😂
Crosstown donoughts is a very well established brand of luxury donoughts and the like, they have a few stores dotted about like one in Bristol, one in Bath, and a bunch in London, etc. More often they have these cute vans that they sell from too. Very expensive but very high quality!
Why is Ciarán a mix of Mr Bean and Andy Serkis (actor of Gollum)
"A girthy quim! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 (best line ever!)
scrolled the comments to see if anyone else pick up on this... either people didnt get it or didnt hear it but fuck me i howled!!! 🤣
@@htid84 Me too! 🤣🤣
I'm also very particular about my food, thanks Ciarán for making feel seen
"it tastes FOUND rather than made" omg 😂😂😂😂
Ciarán, you’re braver than the lot of us!
Very surprised by that crypto restaurant, especially.
I’m sure they loved Mr. Bean ordering from them!
Ciaran consistently makes the funniest drug jokes I’ve ever seen 🙌🙌🙌
Your food habits are improving, good boy.
I'm already sold on the video 1 minute in with the recognition that Deliveroo is the only one of the lot that isn't shit.
LOVING the ironic nana's bedroom theming. Very London chic 👏
In my books, no reviews= poison 😂
Blacksmith hat is fire. Wish I had more of their stuff ❤
I had no idea you existed like 30 minutes ago but you got audible laughs out of me this whole goddamn video. subscribed XD
I don’t see the Mr. Bean resemblance, but I DO see the Andy Serkis resemblance.
I been waiting all week for this!!🤩
Pixelated Ciarán skits are 🔥😂
Biscoff is the name of a company but the name of the cookie is called speculaas and its eating in The Netherlands and Belgium! It’s especially popular to eat it in December during a holiday called Sinterklaas the stores will be filled with biscoff related foods
Lotus is the company
@@RhodesidesReviews thats true ! I have no idea why I said biscoff was the company name 😭
Uber Eats, Just Eat, and Deliveroo are the same thing. How can you love one and hate another?
Do you not realise that this guy is a weirdo
"cheese bur fruit shoot ger fries &"
Fold out table is incredible.
I think my life would need to be sponsored so that I could afford food in London.
17:36 you’re just going to do that and expect me to not notice? That was smooth.
New logo music made me think i was watching greatest clips of overwatch, thanks 5 star
The yellow pot was salad dressing
The hero we need but don't deserve, saving us all from questionable takeout establishments.
The egg was cooked in an egg ring, very common in Australian bbqs. That’s why it was round. Not sure how common it is everywhere else.
lucky that coffee survived with only a little spill lol, i had many drink spillages and cling film barely helps
The video we have all been WAITING for
You actually look more like Andy Serkis doing a Mr Bean impression.
omg the wheel of justice vic and bob reference pls
Idk why but that folding table caught my eye. I want that
I bloody love pink drinks, had me howling 😂😂😂😂
Such an underrated UA-camr! Legend
Nothing I love more than Ciarán Carlin, apart from a Ciarán Carlin food video x
Absolutely love the start! It’s so funny 😂😂😂😂
Oh shit, you spent more on lunch than I do on my weekly shop 😂
Violently underrated creator 🐐
Nah.
My fave so far love the comedy
7:38 I just shouted POACHED at my phone and I’m embarrassed even thoug nobody else heard it
I wasn't expecting a drew gooden reference in this video!
Wait until he realises that deliveroo and just eat are the same company 😂😅
It is my mistake for eating while watching this 😂😂
andy serkis son
Wake up babe, new Ciarán Carlin food vid just dropped!
2:07 Cream Dream is a cute little dessert place in London, it's all vegan and run by Ukrainian refugees. The desserts are amazing (spenny though so it is a treat)
Put a smile on my face, great video
17:59 HODL is an acronym, meaning Hold On for Dear Life, which should actually be HOFDL.
Hadn't really considered what the inside of an STD clinic's bin looked like before, so, thanks I guess 🙃
Bro Big Easy is a huge chain??? It’s not a skip that microwaves food
I took a minute to look at all your posters i hope my future house is as full of life as yours
I actually don't know if I like your videos, but I watch them all so atleast you're getting paid for it ahahah
I've been watching your videos for a while and just realised we went to primary school together after my friend pointed it out. I was in your brother's class lmao.
Everyone says you look like Mr Bean, but you actually look like The Pop artist Passenger, but with the mannerisms of Mr Bean
Not me getting menulog ads while while watching this lol
im so glad i watched this video while eating!
Me wondering why you have one pink hair roller in your coffee table 👁️ 👄 👁️
Like the body warmer
Mr bean and Andy Serkis' love child
As a father of an Autistic boy, you've deffo been sprinkled with a touch of the 'tism 😂😂
IF you’ve recovered from your Aintree shenanigans (sorry I couldn’t resist 😂) can you post your Benidorm video??! Seen Ed’s and now we need yours!