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  • Опубліковано 27 бер 2024
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  • @CiaranCarlin
    @CiaranCarlin  Місяць тому +24

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    • @jadetaylor-holden5673
      @jadetaylor-holden5673 Місяць тому +1

      Ss😅 xxx ia

    • @helvete983
      @helvete983 29 днів тому

      I've got to say I was always dubious about companies like Hello Fresh, but my wife and I have tried their service a few times now, absolutely can't fault it. The price point is okay, not something we would do every week, but a great option for heavy work weeks. Might be a bit too pricey for a larger family though, but the food was top notch, and easy to make (I burn toast!)
      Cool channel, looking forwards to seeing more of your vids.

  • @kevincurrie6839
    @kevincurrie6839 Місяць тому +491

    Your trauma is your trauma. Don’t ever try to ruin melted cheese like that for me ever again ever.

  • @tobiasblackmoar
    @tobiasblackmoar Місяць тому +248

    man who doesn’t like cows milk proceeds to enjoys milkshake.

  • @mellohighh
    @mellohighh Місяць тому +329

    the start of the video feels like when youre playing hide and seek with a kid and theyre so obviously under the table but you gotta pretend they arent

  • @jebus89
    @jebus89 Місяць тому +443

    "Cow milk weirds me off" is the most 21st century London phrase I've ever heard

    • @lewisarmstrong-lamb6380
      @lewisarmstrong-lamb6380 Місяць тому +99

      Then proceeds to order 3 milkshakes

    • @clubdevoiture1618
      @clubdevoiture1618 Місяць тому +9

      So true... grow up

    • @allykayx
      @allykayx Місяць тому +3

      I’ve heard of being weirded out.. but being weird off? That’s weird as 😂

    • @mats7492
      @mats7492 29 днів тому

      Cow milk is literally disgusting.. filled with puss and antibiotics.. ew!

    • @TheKingOfBeans
      @TheKingOfBeans 25 днів тому

      He also said “dutty” what the fuck is that about

  • @xyz_cs
    @xyz_cs Місяць тому +205

    this scares me to my core, I feel like I can't trust a takeaway if theres a few bad reviews let alone ZERO

    • @sufyaanj166
      @sufyaanj166 Місяць тому +26

      Zero bad reviews are less than a few

    • @masonbellamy7343
      @masonbellamy7343 Місяць тому +1

      I never look at reviews I just order whatever sounds good

    • @AKMilli-sn4nx
      @AKMilli-sn4nx 29 днів тому

      @@masonbellamy7343Playin games with your life n health

    • @sdrp9539
      @sdrp9539 28 днів тому

      @@masonbellamy7343when?

  • @EclecticMEMES420
    @EclecticMEMES420 Місяць тому +125

    fully convinced Ciarán just curls up into a ball until its time to record

  • @deversftw1160
    @deversftw1160 Місяць тому +120

    You ordered 2 hashbrowns and they gave one, I'd be going ape 😂

  • @kensacollins1494
    @kensacollins1494 Місяць тому +172

    “Cows milk weirds me out” then buys a milkshake 😂

  • @epickarisma8901
    @epickarisma8901 Місяць тому +118

    that sauce you dipped the fries in was the dressing for the salad 😄

  • @NotoriousWhistler
    @NotoriousWhistler 28 днів тому +17

    I love that Ciaran was amazed by "cake in the shape of a cake" 😂

  • @omnom6934
    @omnom6934 Місяць тому +100

    Not sure what to takeaway from this video.

    • @Mr.Goldkush
      @Mr.Goldkush 28 днів тому

      That takeaway was cringe

    • @theonlydiego1
      @theonlydiego1 22 дні тому

      Lad films his diet for the day

    • @omnom6934
      @omnom6934 18 днів тому +1

      @@theonlydiego1 are you lost

  • @pixi-kc2wx
    @pixi-kc2wx Місяць тому +57

    You don't look like Mr Bean you definitely look like Andy Serkis.

    • @dannyboy0398
      @dannyboy0398 Місяць тому +1

      It’s the big mouth that makes him look like Andy

    • @TheAvarusAnimus
      @TheAvarusAnimus Місяць тому +1

      or the bass player from Supergrass!

    • @ihkiejake1072
      @ihkiejake1072 28 днів тому +2

      You’re all wrong he looks like billy butcher

  • @Vb98765
    @Vb98765 Місяць тому +35

    Complains about cows milk in his coffee freaking him out... then proceeds to go on about how good milkshakes are. Makes sense.

    • @TheKingOfBeans
      @TheKingOfBeans 25 днів тому

      Well yeah, coffee and milkshakes are totally different entities

  • @JafacaksWasTaken
    @JafacaksWasTaken Місяць тому +59

    HODL is hold on for dear life

    • @CiaranCarlin
      @CiaranCarlin  Місяць тому +180

      crazy way to out yourself as a big fat nerd wow

    • @LouieAblett
      @LouieAblett 29 днів тому +5

      @@CiaranCarlin that's nedr to you

  • @alicecook3859
    @alicecook3859 Місяць тому +17

    Thinking about Homer as Mr Sparkle IMMEDIATELY gives me a huge shot of serotonin so thanks for that what a joy

  • @Jessie_Bee
    @Jessie_Bee Місяць тому +31

    12:25 The mention of ARFID, even though you don’t have it, is really awesome. I have it, and it is such an unknown, misunderstood, and often invalidated disorder (and technically a new diagnosis) that a lot of people don’t know about or understand and a lot of doctors don’t know how to treat (or again, don’t even know about or understand). It took me more than 20 years to find a name for and how to address what I had been experiencing my entire life. I’m so happy to see more people are becoming aware and openly talking about it. I’m in exposure therapy now, and it is so helpful. Sending love to anyone who’s going through it ❤️

    • @kelly.gallacher
      @kelly.gallacher 27 днів тому

      I have arfid too I didn’t get diagnosed until I was around 17..then got discharged from the clinic at 18 was abit pointless in them diagnosing me as nothing can really change now

  • @chantsmysta
    @chantsmysta Місяць тому +31

    I now want to order a biscoff milkshake.

  • @darthdonkulous1810
    @darthdonkulous1810 Місяць тому +42

    Recovering crack and smack addict here. I can confirm that crack is indeed fucking incredible. Thank you for coming to my ted talk.

    • @hallieharvey4073
      @hallieharvey4073 Місяць тому +2

      In the words of my coke addict father “I love it more then life itself that’s why I can’t do it”

    • @_Piers_
      @_Piers_ 29 днів тому

      No no...that's can't be right! We have it on good authority that "crack is wack", you can't possibly be suggesting she was lying to us!

    • @darthdonkulous1810
      @darthdonkulous1810 29 днів тому

      @@_Piers_ I am indeed suggesting such things! Why do you think she told us that... So there would be more for her! Diabolical in her cunning. Also, would you like a number, my old dealer is currently running a friend's referral program. You buy and I get a commission haha
      *OBVIOUSLY that last part is a joke. Don't ever do crack, people I beg you. It completely ruined my life, my teeth and my self esteem and confidence.

    • @FredLimestone
      @FredLimestone 2 дні тому

      meth is super fun though

  • @yobyag4836
    @yobyag4836 Місяць тому +44

    The tism is very strong in this video

  • @kittikoko
    @kittikoko Місяць тому +20

    Was literally thinking about you last night. Wondered when I'd last seen you on the subscriptions feed. I feel like I've summoned a demon.

  • @MorgenVlogs
    @MorgenVlogs 29 днів тому +9

    the homer simpson’s eye comparison was 10/10 😂😂

  • @LorBell
    @LorBell Місяць тому +18

    Pretty sure your lunch sauce was for the salad, not dipping. and... @22:30... did that straw come out of the bag unwrapped?

  • @LouieAblett
    @LouieAblett 29 днів тому +5

    Them writing upsell on their menu items genuinely made this for me 😆

  • @cianthulu4204
    @cianthulu4204 Місяць тому +8

    You never made me think of Mr Bean, but now that you've said it I completely get it

  • @e1c129
    @e1c129 Місяць тому +14

    "I've gone off cows milk it weirds me out", proceeds to eat three milkshakes in one day.

  • @WendigoTheBot
    @WendigoTheBot Місяць тому +4

    20:42 is the best part to have watched while eating pasta with melted cheese on top

  • @davisjos02
    @davisjos02 29 днів тому +7

    I feel like you slightly cheated, Ciaran, you chose restaurants with zero reviews, which are likely brand new and trying their hardest to impress…. Instead of very low reviews for bad reviews 😂😂 - that aside, cracking video though! 👍

  • @mincentprice1041
    @mincentprice1041 Місяць тому +1

    Love when you post - your editing is always spot on with your comedic timing. Cheers!!

  • @phoenixtaylor4411
    @phoenixtaylor4411 Місяць тому +4

    “It tastes found rather than made” 😂

  • @benfarrimond2098
    @benfarrimond2098 Місяць тому +7

    How can you have such strong opinions on food delivery companies; they're all the same? The rider/drivers even were each others uniforms ?

    • @redeye1016
      @redeye1016 29 днів тому

      They have different restaurants. Some are across all, but some are just on one platform or two. Just Eat has typically had the worst selection altho it’s getting better.

  • @luna5788
    @luna5788 28 днів тому +2

    The animation bit with you waiting for your egg got me good 🤣 my god man your hilarious 😂 😂 😂

  • @cjpartridge
    @cjpartridge 28 днів тому +3

    How do you not put the hash brown and egg INTO the baguette? It hurts me to my core, my 'turn-everything-into-a-big-sandwich' core.

  • @onamiv
    @onamiv 3 дні тому

    Reads tag line: ...
    "I beh.. I... Are you asking me to nosh you off?!" 😂😂😂

  • @SuperManSam98
    @SuperManSam98 Місяць тому +2

    Lampardian transitions in the reviews were a touch of class

  • @charliem27
    @charliem27 Місяць тому +3

    Drew Gooden vine in a Ciarán Carlin video is so funny

  • @Remedyz-tp9nb
    @Remedyz-tp9nb 28 днів тому +3

    I’m only 10 mins in and I’m creasing. One of your best videos bro 😂

    • @TheKingOfBeans
      @TheKingOfBeans 25 днів тому

      Wow what did you smoke before watching?

  • @treyorner4234
    @treyorner4234 Місяць тому +7

    You ordered two hashbrowns and there was one

  • @feenieb
    @feenieb Місяць тому +1

    Non stop creasing up throughout this whole video 🤣

  • @Gagateer
    @Gagateer Місяць тому +2

    The velociraptor comment got me.😂

  • @TheJoker-fv7lb
    @TheJoker-fv7lb 27 днів тому +4

    Definitely on the spectrum this bloke 😂

  • @bog123
    @bog123 Місяць тому +2

    Crosstown donoughts is a very well established brand of luxury donoughts and the like, they have a few stores dotted about like one in Bristol, one in Bath, and a bunch in London, etc. More often they have these cute vans that they sell from too. Very expensive but very high quality!

  • @CoMunro
    @CoMunro Місяць тому +4

    Why is Ciarán a mix of Mr Bean and Andy Serkis (actor of Gollum)

  • @TheAvarusAnimus
    @TheAvarusAnimus Місяць тому +2

    "A girthy quim! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 (best line ever!)

    • @htid84
      @htid84 23 дні тому +1

      scrolled the comments to see if anyone else pick up on this... either people didnt get it or didnt hear it but fuck me i howled!!! 🤣

    • @TheAvarusAnimus
      @TheAvarusAnimus 23 дні тому +1

      @@htid84 Me too! 🤣🤣

  • @danaekoloka9819
    @danaekoloka9819 Місяць тому +2

    I'm also very particular about my food, thanks Ciarán for making feel seen

  • @LXXYLA
    @LXXYLA 13 днів тому

    "it tastes FOUND rather than made" omg 😂😂😂😂

  • @cosmicjenny4508
    @cosmicjenny4508 Місяць тому +2

    Ciarán, you’re braver than the lot of us!
    Very surprised by that crypto restaurant, especially.
    I’m sure they loved Mr. Bean ordering from them!

  • @ukiyoiharafromdyvision6397
    @ukiyoiharafromdyvision6397 28 днів тому +1

    Ciaran consistently makes the funniest drug jokes I’ve ever seen 🙌🙌🙌

  • @jezzaus2124
    @jezzaus2124 Місяць тому +5

    Your food habits are improving, good boy.

  • @KingEurope1
    @KingEurope1 15 днів тому +1

    I'm already sold on the video 1 minute in with the recognition that Deliveroo is the only one of the lot that isn't shit.

  • @usurp4892
    @usurp4892 Місяць тому

    LOVING the ironic nana's bedroom theming. Very London chic 👏

  • @Alexjk425
    @Alexjk425 Місяць тому +4

    In my books, no reviews= poison 😂

  • @oglynch1921
    @oglynch1921 Місяць тому +1

    Blacksmith hat is fire. Wish I had more of their stuff ❤

  • @illythekitty
    @illythekitty 29 днів тому +1

    I had no idea you existed like 30 minutes ago but you got audible laughs out of me this whole goddamn video. subscribed XD

  • @MrOllie716
    @MrOllie716 22 дні тому +1

    I don’t see the Mr. Bean resemblance, but I DO see the Andy Serkis resemblance.

  • @LolaBurford
    @LolaBurford Місяць тому +1

    I been waiting all week for this!!🤩

  • @user-hz1zw7jg9e
    @user-hz1zw7jg9e Місяць тому

    Pixelated Ciarán skits are 🔥😂

  • @Sarahhhhhhhhhhhhh
    @Sarahhhhhhhhhhhhh 28 днів тому +1

    Biscoff is the name of a company but the name of the cookie is called speculaas and its eating in The Netherlands and Belgium! It’s especially popular to eat it in December during a holiday called Sinterklaas the stores will be filled with biscoff related foods

    • @RhodesidesReviews
      @RhodesidesReviews 25 днів тому +2

      Lotus is the company

    • @Sarahhhhhhhhhhhhh
      @Sarahhhhhhhhhhhhh День тому

      @@RhodesidesReviews thats true ! I have no idea why I said biscoff was the company name 😭

  • @NotoriousWhistler
    @NotoriousWhistler 28 днів тому +2

    Uber Eats, Just Eat, and Deliveroo are the same thing. How can you love one and hate another?

    • @TheKingOfBeans
      @TheKingOfBeans 25 днів тому

      Do you not realise that this guy is a weirdo

  • @TasteTheD
    @TasteTheD Місяць тому

    "cheese bur fruit shoot ger fries &"
    Fold out table is incredible.

  • @tdyerwestfield
    @tdyerwestfield Місяць тому +2

    I think my life would need to be sponsored so that I could afford food in London.

  • @Grez1000
    @Grez1000 23 дні тому

    17:36 you’re just going to do that and expect me to not notice? That was smooth.

  • @E54OW
    @E54OW 24 дні тому +1

    New logo music made me think i was watching greatest clips of overwatch, thanks 5 star

  • @dinoprice1440
    @dinoprice1440 Місяць тому +3

    The yellow pot was salad dressing

  • @dfarrall
    @dfarrall Місяць тому +1

    The hero we need but don't deserve, saving us all from questionable takeout establishments.

  • @ManicallyMetal
    @ManicallyMetal 27 днів тому +1

    The egg was cooked in an egg ring, very common in Australian bbqs. That’s why it was round. Not sure how common it is everywhere else.

  • @Nxth01
    @Nxth01 29 днів тому

    lucky that coffee survived with only a little spill lol, i had many drink spillages and cling film barely helps

  • @pittarpiratee46
    @pittarpiratee46 Місяць тому

    The video we have all been WAITING for

  • @The.Paltos
    @The.Paltos 28 днів тому +1

    You actually look more like Andy Serkis doing a Mr Bean impression.

  • @ummhi1645
    @ummhi1645 26 днів тому +1

    omg the wheel of justice vic and bob reference pls

  • @TrueStealthkiller
    @TrueStealthkiller 14 днів тому

    Idk why but that folding table caught my eye. I want that

  • @FaithsFallen
    @FaithsFallen Місяць тому

    I bloody love pink drinks, had me howling 😂😂😂😂

  • @24jongy
    @24jongy Місяць тому

    Such an underrated UA-camr! Legend

  • @cassiex2942
    @cassiex2942 Місяць тому

    Nothing I love more than Ciarán Carlin, apart from a Ciarán Carlin food video x

  • @ThatLocalBusEnthusiast40522
    @ThatLocalBusEnthusiast40522 26 днів тому

    Absolutely love the start! It’s so funny 😂😂😂😂

  • @StrykezMan09
    @StrykezMan09 28 днів тому

    Oh shit, you spent more on lunch than I do on my weekly shop 😂

  • @alexbeaumont6965
    @alexbeaumont6965 Місяць тому

    Violently underrated creator 🐐

  • @Gaiathechi
    @Gaiathechi Місяць тому +1

    My fave so far love the comedy

  • @marlastrongbow
    @marlastrongbow Місяць тому +1

    7:38 I just shouted POACHED at my phone and I’m embarrassed even thoug nobody else heard it

  • @adamaicken5155
    @adamaicken5155 27 днів тому

    I wasn't expecting a drew gooden reference in this video!

  • @jessiejacobs6456
    @jessiejacobs6456 4 дні тому

    Wait until he realises that deliveroo and just eat are the same company 😂😅

  • @anton_smallz99_30
    @anton_smallz99_30 29 днів тому +1

    It is my mistake for eating while watching this 😂😂

  • @mikenewbold1699
    @mikenewbold1699 Місяць тому +5

    andy serkis son

  • @jarjarbinks513
    @jarjarbinks513 Місяць тому

    Wake up babe, new Ciarán Carlin food vid just dropped!

  • @Anna-iq4yq
    @Anna-iq4yq 27 днів тому

    2:07 Cream Dream is a cute little dessert place in London, it's all vegan and run by Ukrainian refugees. The desserts are amazing (spenny though so it is a treat)

  • @scottrankin7759
    @scottrankin7759 Місяць тому +1

    Put a smile on my face, great video

  • @sevinPackage
    @sevinPackage 16 днів тому

    17:59 HODL is an acronym, meaning Hold On for Dear Life, which should actually be HOFDL.

  • @corriestrahan4937
    @corriestrahan4937 Місяць тому +1

    Hadn't really considered what the inside of an STD clinic's bin looked like before, so, thanks I guess 🙃

  • @BigChungus1905
    @BigChungus1905 Місяць тому +2

    Bro Big Easy is a huge chain??? It’s not a skip that microwaves food

  • @lambda1863
    @lambda1863 29 днів тому

    I took a minute to look at all your posters i hope my future house is as full of life as yours

  • @Rulingworld360
    @Rulingworld360 Місяць тому +1

    I actually don't know if I like your videos, but I watch them all so atleast you're getting paid for it ahahah

  • @Eevivivi
    @Eevivivi 12 днів тому

    I've been watching your videos for a while and just realised we went to primary school together after my friend pointed it out. I was in your brother's class lmao.

  • @dlaldlaldlanutsntnstn1418
    @dlaldlaldlanutsntnstn1418 12 днів тому

    Everyone says you look like Mr Bean, but you actually look like The Pop artist Passenger, but with the mannerisms of Mr Bean

  • @nyetashsamosval7094
    @nyetashsamosval7094 Місяць тому

    Not me getting menulog ads while while watching this lol

  • @ADHDAUSTIN
    @ADHDAUSTIN 28 днів тому

    im so glad i watched this video while eating!

  • @Sauntering_Kay
    @Sauntering_Kay Місяць тому +2

    Me wondering why you have one pink hair roller in your coffee table 👁️ 👄 👁️

  • @fishstar2974
    @fishstar2974 29 днів тому

    Like the body warmer

  • @mg5347
    @mg5347 28 днів тому +2

    Mr bean and Andy Serkis' love child

  • @itsfqndave
    @itsfqndave 28 днів тому

    As a father of an Autistic boy, you've deffo been sprinkled with a touch of the 'tism 😂😂

  • @littleliverbirdsmith895
    @littleliverbirdsmith895 13 днів тому

    IF you’ve recovered from your Aintree shenanigans (sorry I couldn’t resist 😂) can you post your Benidorm video??! Seen Ed’s and now we need yours!