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man who doesn’t like cows milk proceeds to enjoys milkshake.
I think he just said it doesn’t agree with him.
@WickedlyVicki he literally said it freaks him out.
@@WickedlyVicki nothing to do with how it reacts to his body he just doesn't like the thought of it
the start of the video feels like when youre playing hide and seek with a kid and theyre so obviously under the table but you gotta pretend they arent
Your trauma is your trauma. Don’t ever try to ruin melted cheese like that for me ever again ever.
😂
Yeah that was disgusting 😅
"Cow milk weirds me off" is the most 21st century London phrase I've ever heard
Then proceeds to order 3 milkshakes
So true... grow up
I’ve heard of being weirded out.. but being weird off? That’s weird as 😂
Cow milk is literally disgusting.. filled with puss and antibiotics.. ew!
He also said “dutty” what the fuck is that about
fully convinced Ciarán just curls up into a ball until its time to record
this scares me to my core, I feel like I can't trust a takeaway if theres a few bad reviews let alone ZERO
Zero bad reviews are less than a few
I never look at reviews I just order whatever sounds good
@@masonbellamy7343Playin games with your life n health
@@masonbellamy7343when?
@@sufyaanj they mean no reviews at all, not no bad ones lol?
I love that Ciaran was amazed by "cake in the shape of a cake" 😂
You ordered 2 hashbrowns and they gave one, I'd be going ape 😂
Also burger was supposed to have Jalapenos? Hahaha
“Cows milk weirds me out” then buys a milkshake 😂
Two. 😂
Could've used his mother's milk no?
Muppet.
@@davisjos02 3!
Thinking about Homer as Mr Sparkle IMMEDIATELY gives me a huge shot of serotonin so thanks for that what a joy
that sauce you dipped the fries in was the dressing for the salad 😄
That don’t look like Caesar dressing 😮
Them writing upsell on their menu items genuinely made this for me 😆
You don't look like Mr Bean you definitely look like Andy Serkis.
It’s the big mouth that makes him look like Andy
or the bass player from Supergrass!
You’re all wrong he looks like billy butcher
That's just a nice way of saying he looks like gollum
Not sure what to takeaway from this video.
That takeaway was cringe
Lad films his diet for the day
@@theonlydiego1 are you lost
the homer simpson’s eye comparison was 10/10 😂😂
The tism is very strong in this video
Very real
Pretty sure your lunch sauce was for the salad, not dipping. and... @22:30... did that straw come out of the bag unwrapped?
You never made me think of Mr Bean, but now that you've said it I completely get it
12:25 The mention of ARFID (Avoidant/Restrictive Food Intake Disorder), even though you don’t have it, is really awesome. I have it, and it is such an unknown, misunderstood, and often invalidated disorder (and technically a new diagnosis) that a lot of people don’t know about or understand and a lot of doctors don’t know how to treat (or again, don’t even know about or understand).
It took me more than 20 years to find a name for and how to address what I had been experiencing my entire life. I’m so happy to see more people are becoming aware and openly talking about it. I’m in exposure therapy now, and it is so helpful. Sending love to anyone who’s going through it ❤️
Edit: After getting the inevitable “it’s just fussy eating” comment proving how invalidated this disorder is, I’d like to add that this is why I am so glad more people are becoming aware of it.
People are so eager to tell you you’re a baby and to grow up and it’s just picky eating. It’s insane how emboldened they are to shame you for your eating habits. Especially when they act like you actually enjoy not being able to eat “normal” foods. Like most of us don’t enjoy dealing with this disorder.
They think they have the right to shame us because they see us as “entitled” or “bratty” or “spoiled” or that we “complain” and “throw tantrums” and “demand we be accommodated.” As if we don’t feel bad about having to go to specific restaurants or turning down someone’s food. They think we demand to be accommodated and they resent that, when it’s really the opposite where we actually are the ones who make the accommodations for ourselves and try our hardest not to be a bother. We’ll plan our meals ahead when going places we know don’t have food for us. We will go to restaurants and be okay not eating anything. I never demand anyone accommodate me. It is a plus if they do, but I never expect or demand it.
It’s also crazy just how many of these people will literally advocate for parents to engage in neglect and abuse by starving their children or forcing food down their throats or punishing them by making them sit at a table for hours on end for having a sensory disorder. Like I have heard sooooo many people tell parents awful, awful things to do their child because they won’t eat rather than taking them to get checked out to see if they have a sensory disorder. Other than the fact that a lot of the things are neglect and/or abuse, they don’t even work. They literally make the disorder worse.
They’ll also shit on the parents too and tell them they’re bad parents for not engaging in that kind of neglect or abuse. They’ll tell them they’re soft for letting the child eat what they are comfortable with and getting the child actual therapeutic help.
There’s just something about food where people think they have the right to be extremely invasive and cross many personal boundaries and be straight up mean to people who don’t eat they way they think they should eat, as if they have the authority to make such comments.
It’s quite hurtful and sad, so again, I am glad to know more people are learning about the disorder and slowly starting to destigmatize it.
I have arfid too I didn’t get diagnosed until I was around 17..then got discharged from the clinic at 18 was abit pointless in them diagnosing me as nothing can really change now
It's just fussy eating
@defs8073 I can assure you it is not.
It is a sensory/anxiety disorder that is related to smells, tastes, sights, sounds, and textures of foods as well as a general apathy towards food that also produces a fear around foods and choking/vomiting that causes gagging/vomiting and avoidance/restrictiveness around foods.
People with this disorder, including me, will literally starve rather than eat certain foods (sometimes we legitimately can’t get them down no matter how hard we try because of gagging/vomiting; this is why I am in exposure therapy so I can learn to successfully swallow and keep certain foods down). People will literally be put on feeding tubes because they physically can’t eat. That’s not fussy/picky eating. That is a disorder.
Thank you for proving how invalidated this disorder is.
@kelly.gallacher I don’t think that is true. You can still change! There is still hope!
I know most treatments suck right now because a lot of doctors are still treating it like anorexia/bulimia since that is what they were taught to do cuz ARFID wasn’t really recognized when they went to school and is only now really coming to light, but there are other treatments and doctors who get it out there.
What’s been working for me is exposure therapy. If you can find an eating specialist who does exposure therapy. I would try it out and see if it works for you. And even if it doesn’t, there are still other ways to mitigate it.
You can still change, I promise ❤️
A lot of autistic people (including myself) have food sensitivities. Glad your therapy is helping.
Recovering crack and smack addict here. I can confirm that crack is indeed fucking incredible. Thank you for coming to my ted talk.
In the words of my coke addict father “I love it more then life itself that’s why I can’t do it”
No no...that's can't be right! We have it on good authority that "crack is wack", you can't possibly be suggesting she was lying to us!
@@_Piers_ I am indeed suggesting such things! Why do you think she told us that... So there would be more for her! Diabolical in her cunning. Also, would you like a number, my old dealer is currently running a friend's referral program. You buy and I get a commission haha
*OBVIOUSLY that last part is a joke. Don't ever do crack, people I beg you. It completely ruined my life, my teeth and my self esteem and confidence.
meth is super fun though
"Recovering" might have been a bit optimistic.
Was literally thinking about you last night. Wondered when I'd last seen you on the subscriptions feed. I feel like I've summoned a demon.
Complains about cows milk in his coffee freaking him out... then proceeds to go on about how good milkshakes are. Makes sense.
Well yeah, coffee and milkshakes are totally different entities
“It tastes found rather than made” 😂
I now want to order a biscoff milkshake.
Me also. At 3am.
HODL is hold on for dear life
crazy way to out yourself as a big fat nerd wow
@@ciarancarlin that's nedr to you
It's doesn't actually mean that at all. Some mainstream news outlets seem to have started that rumour. The origin of HODL comes from a post on the bitcointalk forum on December 18 2013 by the user GameKyuubi which was titled I AM HODLING. It was simply a drunken typo. He was posting a rant while his girlfriend was out at a lesbian bar and the price of Bitcoin had crashed to about $500 and he had cracked open the booze and was trying to explain why he was going to hold and not sell. His drunk fingers had other ideas. At that point the word HODL was born.
@@spiritusinfinitus no one cares
@@Shifty319 Thanks for caring enough to comment! 🤣
"I've gone off cows milk it weirds me out", proceeds to eat three milkshakes in one day.
The animation bit with you waiting for your egg got me good 🤣 my god man your hilarious 😂 😂 😂
20:42 is the best part to have watched while eating pasta with melted cheese on top
Non stop creasing up throughout this whole video 🤣
I’m only 10 mins in and I’m creasing. One of your best videos bro 😂
Wow what did you smoke before watching?
Biscoff is the name of a company but the name of the cookie is called speculaas and its eating in The Netherlands and Belgium! It’s especially popular to eat it in December during a holiday called Sinterklaas the stores will be filled with biscoff related foods
Lotus is the company
@@RhodesidesReviews thats true ! I have no idea why I said biscoff was the company name 😭
Love when you post - your editing is always spot on with your comedic timing. Cheers!!
Crosstown donoughts is a very well established brand of luxury donoughts and the like, they have a few stores dotted about like one in Bristol, one in Bath, and a bunch in London, etc. More often they have these cute vans that they sell from too. Very expensive but very high quality!
Drew Gooden vine in a Ciarán Carlin video is so funny
How do you not put the hash brown and egg INTO the baguette? It hurts me to my core, my 'turn-everything-into-a-big-sandwich' core.
Reads tag line: ...
"I beh.. I... Are you asking me to nosh you off?!" 😂😂😂
Lampardian transitions in the reviews were a touch of class
"A girthy quim! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 (best line ever!)
scrolled the comments to see if anyone else pick up on this... either people didnt get it or didnt hear it but fuck me i howled!!! 🤣
@@htid84 Me too! 🤣🤣
The big easy logo you made was actually class 👏
Uber Eats, Just Eat, and Deliveroo are the same thing. How can you love one and hate another?
Do you not realise that this guy is a weirdo
Deliveroo ui is horrendous 😅 Uber eats selection only exists if you live in major cities imo just eat is the best also I find it’s usually cheaper
"it tastes FOUND rather than made" omg 😂😂😂😂
Why is Ciarán a mix of Mr Bean and Andy Serkis (actor of Gollum)
17:36 you’re just going to do that and expect me to not notice? That was smooth.
"It tastes found." I will use that. I love it 😄
The velociraptor comment got me.😂
The egg was cooked in an egg ring, very common in Australian bbqs. That’s why it was round. Not sure how common it is everywhere else.
How can you have such strong opinions on food delivery companies; they're all the same? The rider/drivers even were each others uniforms ?
They have different restaurants. Some are across all, but some are just on one platform or two. Just Eat has typically had the worst selection altho it’s getting better.
I had no idea you existed like 30 minutes ago but you got audible laughs out of me this whole goddamn video. subscribed XD
That donut looked liked it had a piece of square cheese melted on the top of it 😂😂😂
"cheese bur fruit shoot ger fries &"
Fold out table is incredible.
This is my first video from this gent, and I must say he’s definitely giving off some energy.. I’ll say that much,
I got a deliveroo advert just as you said deliveroo. 😂😂
Ciaran consistently makes the funniest drug jokes I’ve ever seen 🙌🙌🙌
Idk why but that folding table caught my eye. I want that
You ordered two hashbrowns and there was one
HODL means Holding on for dear life 😂
Absolutely love the start! It’s so funny 😂😂😂😂
It is my mistake for eating while watching this 😂😂
New logo music made me think i was watching greatest clips of overwatch, thanks 5 star
2:13 lemon and lemon pepper cake …. "in the shape of a cake" he says
What’s the difference between just eat deliveroo and uber eats are they not just providing a platform for takeaways
LOVING the ironic nana's bedroom theming. Very London chic 👏
I'm already sold on the video 1 minute in with the recognition that Deliveroo is the only one of the lot that isn't shit.
I wasn't expecting a drew gooden reference in this video!
omg the wheel of justice vic and bob reference pls
The yellow pot was salad dressing
I'm also very particular about my food, thanks Ciarán for making feel seen
7:38 I just shouted POACHED at my phone and I’m embarrassed even thoug nobody else heard it
I think my life would need to be sponsored so that I could afford food in London.
I bloody love pink drinks, had me howling 😂😂😂😂
First one was a rip-off for 18 quid. Hilarious timing by YT. You spun the wheel to deliveroo and an advert for just eat popped up!! 😂😂😂
Ciarán, you’re braver than the lot of us!
Very surprised by that crypto restaurant, especially.
I’m sure they loved Mr. Bean ordering from them!
Definitely on the spectrum this bloke 😂
Hey Andy didn't know you reviewed food! Loved you as Gollum!
I actually don't know if I like your videos, but I watch them all so atleast you're getting paid for it ahahah
Your food habits are improving, good boy.
In my books, no reviews= poison 😂
What kind of roaster doesnt have sauce on their bacon 😂
The hero we need but don't deserve, saving us all from questionable takeout establishments.
Blacksmith hat is fire. Wish I had more of their stuff ❤
Mans getting bricked up drinking a biscoff milkshake after saying he doesn’t like cows milk!
I don’t see the Mr. Bean resemblance, but I DO see the Andy Serkis resemblance.
17:59 HODL is an acronym, meaning Hold On for Dear Life, which should actually be HOFDL.
You actually look more like Andy Serkis doing a Mr Bean impression.
Violently underrated creator 🐐
Nah.
lucky that coffee survived with only a little spill lol, i had many drink spillages and cling film barely helps
This is the first time I have come across you and I love the content. I can see the Mr Bean relation tbf. I personally see you as Mr Bean with the voice of Moss from the IT Crowd.
Oh shit, you spent more on lunch than I do on my weekly shop 😂
I feel like you slightly cheated, Ciaran, you chose restaurants with zero reviews, which are likely brand new and trying their hardest to impress…. Instead of very low reviews for bad reviews 😂😂 - that aside, cracking video though! 👍
started the video saying cows milk weirds him out then drinks three milkshakes lmfaoo
Ciaran not knowing what a poached egg looks like is just too accurate 💀
Pretty sure that was fried
20:36 where did you get this coffee table? it's amazing!
My fave so far love the comedy
Not me getting menulog ads while while watching this lol
I've been watching your videos for a while and just realised we went to primary school together after my friend pointed it out. I was in your brother's class lmao.
Mr bean and Andy Serkis' love child
As an Australian, "Did somebody say...Menulog" rolls off the tongue far better than Just Eats ngl
IF you’ve recovered from your Aintree shenanigans (sorry I couldn’t resist 😂) can you post your Benidorm video??! Seen Ed’s and now we need yours!
Bro Big Easy is a huge chain??? It’s not a skip that microwaves food