McDonald's in a Nutshell
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- Опубліковано 9 лис 2023
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From BigMac's and fries to smoothies and apple pies, arguably the world's most famous fast food franchise, we step through the golden arches as we take a look at McDonald's in a nutshell.
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Oh wow how does this comment only have 9 likes??
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Yeah bro is that only cool family member
I completely agree
No, that's family this is just youtube.
@@Philip_Taylor have you ever heard of similes and metaphors?
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if you're wondering, he's not dead. he's just taking a break. he announced this on his discord server 5 days ago:
"Howdy gang,
Sorry for the radio silence as of recent, i am not dead believe it or not! Just been taking time off and stepping back from content for a bit to enjoy life, not sure when exactly i'll be back but hopefully pick things up again at some point soon! Been going hard at the editing for a while now, and never really looked out for myself, and trying to run everything had burnt me out like crazy hope ya understand (don't worry about me! just always made content when i've felt the urge and just taking time away for a while!)""
I love you❤
Thank you
thanks
Thank you good sir, I thought he died.
I was wondering, thanks.
The British government finally got him💀
he fell in a comically large hole
What do you mean by that
We miss you lil bro
A new video is being worked on
hes on shorts lol
You know it’s a good day when Joeseppi does
Yup
So true
true and real
Wtf???
Wtf???
You really can't predict what Joeseppi will come back with after disappearing for months
It’s almost like he has a life…
I’m possible@@alex.g7317
Impossible byw
@@alex.g7317yeah...
No one is complaining lol@@alex.g7317
It's been 7 months where did u go 😢😢😢😢
Taking a break
He is coming back, his latest short is from June 14 2024
Big mac aint got nothing on me 😎 🧓
i kidnapped him
@@Toastersinbathtubi’ll give you 3 big tasty bacon, the toy dad from the incredibles & a rare monopoly street if you let him go
"McBastards" as my dad called it 😂
I don't blame him
As a former McDonalds employee of 5+ years, even though I left 6 years ago, I regularly still have dreams where I have to return to the beeping hell.
What's worse is when your store owner is a cheap fuck and doesn't replace the nugget fryer even though it's constantly overheating and it beeps about twice and second and there is *nothing* you can do to fix it without risking losing your job
I’ve been working for 3+ years by now (and still going) and to be honest, I’m just used to it by now, don’t really care anymore
@@miram8105 oh yeah, I definitely got used to it while being there. Also, can you please steal a bag of pickles for me?
@@Lambdaleth sure thing, but I don't know if they'll survive the shipping from Germany lol
I've been working at McDonald's for 3+ years, my brain has become so used to hearing the beep from the fryer that it automatically cancels it and doesn't let me hear it. im not joking
3:48 I work a part-time at McDonald's. Half the time I'm cleaning up the lobby, I'm taking a look at all the people ordering from the kiosk, jotting down the numbers in my head just in case the printer paper doesn't come out. If it doesn't, I immediately show up beside them and tell them exactly what their order number is. It's such a relief for the other person, and such a good feeling for me.
EDIT: For a quick heads-up, don't look down at the paper printer when you're ordering off the kiosk. Keep your eyes glued to the screen until you see your number, and THEN look for the printer paper. Saves you the hassle of having to ask the workers which order is yours, even if that works too.
The world needs more people like you
Legend.
Bro is Him.
Absolute LEGEND ❤ (chain pls🥹
Where's your employee of month?
Teacher: what sound do cows make?
That one kid: 1:05
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I love rewatching these
Hello
Same
@@ice711real HAHA NO WAY
joseppi is like the cousin that comes rarely but is fun
Comes🤤
Bruh
@yo
@@almo2343bro ruined the vide
Joeseppi’s sponsor segments are the only ones I NEVER skipped
indeed good sponsorship, actually provides a laugh as well, not just plain boring advertisement
I actually like them
imagine being robbed and then you hear "ew your wallet is sh*t."
Joeseppi is slowly becoming the Sam O' Nella of commentary videos
The humor-informative style in these videos are the main selling point for me.
I don’t mind joeseppi taking a long time to make this video like he just made a whole ass animated documentary I think he deserves to take his time
Where are you
He off to hawaii
Right behind you
I really love how you carefully limited the use of McWords to the moments where they are most effective: "just describing this scenario shakes me to the McCore." Brilliant
We all must McXpand our McVocabularies, my McComrade.
8:53 he really said Optimus Heinz
And?
6:50 Love that Wii Fit joke.
I think that you might like nintendo
where did u go ):
He always posts like 4 months apart
@@stale_tale its 5 months now
I imagine he's either taking a break or working on something way bigger than usual. Maybe both?
@@Heccy_weccy that is right. He is taking a break and enjoying life, as stated in his discord server (i think)
Ronald McDonald took him
Plz don’t quit, ur one of the most underrated UA-camrs on the platform
Legend has it that Michael Keaton's version of Wayne Enterprises is just McDonald's
I actually never have a problem with the koisks so they just work seamlessly for me, and I can take however long to customize the item while knowing all the prices and options, it's one of the best quality of life inventions ever for fast food imo
McDonalds kiosks are usually great, but when they do that thing that makes them not process your payment at all you just wanna give up
@monsterdonster9981 it only happened to me once and I just paid to front counter, my local McDonald's is just really good overall though, always hot crisp fries and stuff
I'm pretty sure there's a kiosk near me that's had the printer door hanging off for at least a year now. The most common problem I encounter is when I order a cheeseburger and forget to take out the nasty stuff (anything that's not cheese or burger, ketchup can stay though). The kiosk may tell me that I'm not allowed to eat in the restaurant but I don't take orders from robots.
@@smittzero8463its right, get out the McDonalds you toddler, children can't order. who tf removes things from the burger 💀
The kiosks always work fine for me, with the exception that they never seem to keep them stocked with receipt paper.
@@smeggiamagarwine Anyone who doesn't remove those messy onion slivers is uncultured swine in my opinion.
7 months. Safe to say Joeseppi finally got sent to a mental hospital.
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Joeseppi never fails to fill me up, nice and warm
With happiness of course
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The upstairs area being blocked off constantly is so painfully true LMAO
3:27 my friend from high school actually did that when we were on vacation in Spain
He just wanted to test it for the lols and actually got just two slices of cheese
Was he charged full price?
@@JimmyTerryPWLProbably yes.
Damn I miss this guy
joseppi come back 😢
Being blessed with a Joeseppi video as I eat dinner is phenomenal
Are you eating McDonald's for dinner? I sure hope so
I’m eating breakfast
i have a hangover
@@organicleaf I have depression
@@herosam1390 same
6:01 ah yes, the Mc brick
Lol
14:10 and he just disappeared for another half a year
it has been 7 months this dude hasn't posted a thing
Fun story: my McDonald’s had these ordering machines where, and almost every time me and my dad went to McDonald’s we would use them, but one day the screen on the machine thingy had smudges. Me and my father didn’t think much of it and we ordered out food, we went back home to eat sitting in the living room, my dad in his bedroom, in scroller though my phone until I found this article from this local news thingy Turns out that same machine ordering system thingy we used had 10% skid marks. People would use the toilet then use the goddamn machine without washing their hands, and the amount of times me and my dad order from that machine was a lot, so that fact that we were touching a screen that possessed a percentage of 10 percent skid on it was disgusting we never went that McDonald’s again, and soon we moved.
why would you not just order your food and go wash your hands or use the hand sanitizer available to you? i always do that when i eat out at fast food or a resturant
People also touch tables and chairs and anything with same hands
Imagine your dad loved you enough to cook for you.
@@CordeliaWagner Your father drinks to forget that you exist my father cares for me and actually does cook for me and provide care and things for me, we are not the same.
bro i wash my hands after using the fingerprint scanner at work or touching any screen i dont own wyd
Oh, the thrill of an extended sightseeing tour with Giuseppe at the helm, making sure you appreciate every corner of your neighborhood before actually getting to where you need to be. Time management at its finest!
im not breathing until you upload
poor guy
Brp forgot his UA-cam password
You know its a good century when Joeseppi uploads
as a fired McDonalds employee I can confirm we are the ingredients for the chicken McNuggets
Hey you, how is it like in the afterlife
@@NextAwardWinner very nuggety i would assume
@@organicleaf hmm, would make sense
Its been a year daddy. I really miss you.
My man be missing for 6 months
joeseppi narrating a nature documentary would be peak
7:26 I knew I wasn't the only one who thought this.
Please don’t ghost us, you still have that long drive series to finish 😭
joe, dont pull a fe4rrless on us
Oh my gosh that just made me cry. I miss Fe4r. He could make a video playing farming simulator and we would all watch😭
aaaaaaand he's gone again
@@TheFunlandTeam we cooked where he at 😭
He did a grade a under a
Where is the next video
Bro forgot his UA-cam password
Who here is waiting for the Long Drive part 2?
7:38 I do not think we have those in Singapore as the currency is in Philippine peso
2:30 “OH BOY 3 AM”
10:41 This part of the video was a real trip down memory lane, I didnt go to McDonalds much as a kid but I remember all of these.
Joeseppi is not posting anymore and i feel empty.
1:55 and it’s just a pile of focking sesame seeds
11:14 hold up, those are STRAWS? I used to think it's a weird spoon and put there my finger as a extention and a cool way to eat until my finger once got stuck there.
They are not, he said "thinking" those McDonald's spoons where straws
I think it's supposed to be the mixer blade when they mix up your drink so they don't have to clean up the mixer every time it have multiple mixers for their drinks
Hope he returns soon
It’s been 2 months where is he… we need him
I miss him....
come back father
Aint no way its this guy again, for the SECOND time in the same year! Incredible consistency
8:05 : that is Parkgate McDonald’s
New video, Now.
9:30 got me balling!! xD
Joeseppi will finally reach 1 million subscribers soon, glad to see the moment happening after around a year of being a fan
where ya gone mate?
5:25 as someone who has worked fast food, fries are kept frozen until they are put into the fryer. Procedure is to make sure all of the fries are submerged in the hot oil, but managers are now having employees fill above the fry line, meaning that some fries never get cooked at all, as they don’t get any hot oil on them. This leaves the fries above the line still frozen.
You know its a good day when Joeseppi uploads, this is just another high quality video, great work man!
I love your videos, everything from the storytelling, your personality, the editing and the thumbnail make them like a chocolate sweet that has some sweet fruit jelly or gum inside.
2:18 when you hear that beeping it means that food has reached it's "expiration time" where it doesn't taste as good anymore, and it has to be thrown out to the trash. usually it's around 15-30min for meats and 5-10min for fries. fresh vegies get an hour in a cooled drawer.
Also you get used to the smell and force yourself to don't think about it.
Again best add ever 12:15
6:17 They fill it to the fill line on the side of the cup to account for the volume of the tools used to mix them
One time I went to a McDonald’s and one of the kiosks had a sideways blue screen of death somehow??
is he alive
They got em when he said how the chicken nuggets were made
Yes, Joseppi is alive. He is just taking a break
Joeseppi is the king of making sponsorships feel like part of the video
4:25 JERMA SPOTTED
Are you alive?
I think i probably am
No, im living
Noooooo
we'll be waitin, take your time for the life 🎸
McDonalds lore is just weirdly big
splatoon spotted ‼️
Hi, fast food worker here, we don't make fresh fries when someone asks for no salt. We just dump them back in the fryer for a few seconds.
That crazy
That crazy 😊
That’s crazy
That’s crazy😊
That’s crazy
8:03 The only reason why the McDonald's Ice cream machines 'Never work' is because that it actually has a long cleaning process
8:34 As someone who worked in the french fries position at another restaurant, I completely agree with what you’re saying here. Making a whole new thing of fries just so you can give someone no salt fries is an absolute pain.
"Look... me and the McDonald's people got this little misunderstanding. See, they're McDonald's... I'm McDowell's. They got the Golden Arches, mine is the Golden Arcs. They got the Big Mac, I got the Big Mick. We both got two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles and onions, but their buns have sesame seeds. My buns have no seeds."
Coming to America (1988)
Funny enough theres a mountain range near my home town called the McDowell mountains and I called them the Mcdonald's mountains as a kid
The best part of a joeseppi video is when he manages to bring up the most unexpected gags and for them to actually be relevant
Like “optimus heins” bro how do you come up with this stuff 😂
You know, back when McDonald's used beef lard to cook their food in, it was good, soft, and hot. And never had problems digesting. Once they switched to "vegetable oil", it's gone so far down, they need to be put in the U.S. prison system.
Is blud dead 💀
One time I ordered on one of the machines and after 30 minutes I heard an employee tell someone else that the machines weren’t working. About 7 other customers got up, presumably in the same situation as me. We couldn’t just leave at that point bc the machine had charged us, so we either needed a refund or to order again. So we had to wait in line another 15 minutes and for those who ordered, wait another 20 minutes for their food…
My biggest issue is how overly simple the menu is. I see people talk about interesting menu items in other countries but in the US it seems like nothing ever changes.
I swear he makes me crave fast food (in general) so god damn fast that I think brands should hire him to make commercials short.
Im watching this on my grandma's 24 year old samsung tv
7:09 finally, after all these years, I found out how to pronounce Joeseppi
Was that difficult to figure out?
@@thoroughlyunoriginalname yes actually, english is not my first language
@@jasamkrava What is your first language?
@@thoroughlyunoriginalname Serbian
You know it's a good day when Joeseppi is peach mango smoothie
One time I got a happy meal, and they somehow forgot the burger. It was an unhappy meal.
One time I ordered a pizza from dominoes and they forgot the sauce
That old 15 cent Big Mac had me bricked up
You know it's a good day when joeseppi uploads
I miss joeseppi 😢
It's been 7 months since a long form video.?
Joeseppi is the one guy on youtube that doesn't talk in a crime investigation voice and still has jokes and positivity in general. It's a breath of fresh air each time he returns and posts another weird video lol